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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hello survivors and
welcome to another episode of
Will you Survive.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The Podcast.
Holy shit, you have energy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Wow, that was some
good energy.
That was a response right there.
That comes from my co-host, tj,that's me, and I'm also joined
by our other co-host, eric.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm aware of your
game, tj.
Sorry, I just hit the mic.
I'm aware of your game, tj.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I know what you're
doing here no, I've just been
sipping on this real good, uhadult apple juice.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's really good, I'm
gonna have me some of that as
well.
Today we're gonna be doing ourtop tier list because we're
rounding out another season forall of you survivors who've
stuck with us this far.
We're about to get started onseason six of will you survive,
the podcast, so thank you forhelping us make it this far six,
(01:14):
that's pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Six, six it is pretty
wild.
We've done three seasons withtj.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, right, and you
guys didn't even, like you know,
celebrate my one year back inMarch.
Just saying I forgot to.
It's fine, dang.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I am so, so sorry, so
sorry, that we didn't celebrate
your one year anniversary.
Do you know what I'm going todo for you to make amends for
that, what I am going onvacation next week and we are
not going to record an episode.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I think me and Eric
should record one by ourselves.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh, you could totally
do that.
Oh, I would love to do that wecould do that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I feel like it'd be
funny.
I feel like we could come upwith something.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Wait, okay, but that
also makes sense because of
where we know the season pointslie.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Are we going to bring
that up?
Do you want to tell him?
We can tell him.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't know I feel
like he's going to find out
eventually.
Maybe we should just say it now.
Okay, first off.
So he tallied up the season.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Thank you all.
Thank you all for such a greatseason.
I would like to thank theAcademy.
So the way seasons points workis every time you win an episode
, you get one season point andyou can also gain them from Josh
.
Oh wait.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's actually not
true.
What do you mean Technically?
The way we set it up is thatwhoever won would get three
points, whoever got second placewould get one point and the
host would get zero points.
Right, so technically ourcalculations are very wrong.
But if we go just by one pointper win, then he has the numbers
for us.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's yeah, but
that's how I'd see it.
We're rewriting theConstitution.
There's nothing wrong withrewriting the Constitution.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
There's absolutely
something wrong with rewriting
the Constitution.
It's called an amendmentBecause you need unanimous
consent to amend theConstitution.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, we need a
majority vote.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I do not.
Two thirds right no, vote for II no constitution.
No, we need a majority vote.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I I do not right.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, hey, eric no, uh,
vote for I.
Uh, yeah, I I no cool joshpassed through the house.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Uh, okay, so
basically it was, I didn't read
it, I'm the host veto I didn'tread it.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It came out.
It came through at 11 30 atnight.
I didn't have time to read it.
I got a veto.
Basically, guys, guys, guysVote to overrule his veto Say
aye, aye, no, well, that's twothirds.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Alex, you have an
astounding six points.
Eric, you, considering that youdidn't calculate this right you
have an astounding 10 points.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And TJ.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Hi, that's me, TJ.
You have an astounding 10points, me and.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Eric are tied.
But If we take the seasonpoints the way they're supposed
to be and each win is 3, I nevergot additional season points
From Josh.
Tj did.
So technically I think my 10wins.
If I get 3 points per win,that's 30 points To TJ's however
many he actually won versus howmany points Josh gave him.
(04:08):
So by technicalities I think Iwould be winning, but we're tied
for this episode, so you'regoing to be breaking the tie for
who wins this season.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well, that's going to
make this game so much more fun
.
Have I ever told you how greatyour head looks bald I flattery
works flattery works because I'mgonna read, you listen, how the
categories are going to bebased.
Oh, you know order ofimportance.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You know how I like
make fun of your bald head all
the time.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's just because I
have like a really yeah, I'm
just really insecure about myhair, you know I really wish I
could pull off such abald-headed look.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'll send you a
picture of me.
When I was bald, I shaved myhead and I don't look good, it's
just really.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
So you hate bald
people.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I really appreciate a
good, nice bald head.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So the way the points
are going to be tallied today
are we are going to do a quickcoin toss, which, thankfully, I
happen to have a coin you happento have a coin right here.
I was going to use a challengecoin, but it works Because there
are.
If I'm counting right, thereare 17 movies, right?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12,
14, 16.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, 17.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Oh, wait a minute.
Which one am I missing?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You want me to run
through?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
them yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Dawn of the Dead.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yep Conjuring.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yep Grey, yep Martian
, yep Conjuring 2.
Yep Avatar, yep Life of Pi.
Yep war of the worlds, yepcooties, yep castaway, yep day
before tomorrow day after.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yes, yeah, uh, purge
one, two and three.
Oh, I didn't calculate purgethree because it's not out yet.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
That's why that's
good, we did record it oh, oh,
but this will be so when thiscomes out.
It'll be after that, so wegotta add yeah, okay, fellas the
categories, there will be notie.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, because bold of
you to assume whoever gets the
coin toss gets to go first,meaning if you guys tie all the
way through, the winner of thecoin toss is going to get the
last shot at winning thisepisode oh, so it's like getting
white in chess because they'rethe.
(06:25):
They're the uh, the first goer,if you will.
17 means there's not going tobe a tie.
The way that this is going tobe calculated is categories are
based on in order of importance.
Alex's purely subjectiveopinion oh great, survival
skills displayed in the movie,entertainment quality and the
(06:45):
story told, namely aboutsurvival.
But I'm okay if you canmanipulate your argument into
the uh, the happening.
I have all of mine categorizedhere okay, so just to clarify.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Uh, number one is
alex's opinion yep.
Number two is survival skillsyep.
Number three is entertainmentquality yep.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Number four is the
story told, survival,
specifically specificallysurvival, but you guys can
manipulate my vote on that okaynow, I've already categorized
all of mine.
Oh god, okay, and I want to giveyou both a hint.
There are.
Let me see.
We've got one, two, three.
(07:30):
There are no bad or awful in mycategories.
I chose no bad or awful.
What you guys are going to dois pick what you believe I rated
the movie.
Oh, winner goes first, based onthe categories that I've laid
out here.
Oh, you're going to guess whatI picked the movie to be, and
(07:55):
the one who gets the most rightwins.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I forget how you
rated the.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Conjuring.
Okay, I think we got to go to.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Avatars on this list.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There's no bad or
awful there's no bad or awful
fuck you, so you admit no, I'mtalking shit to him, just saying
so you admit hey, if it, if ithelps you, I said shit in that
podcast episode that would tipyou off to that.
Okay, we're going to do cardsagainst humanity rules.
(08:31):
It took a poop last Poop poopedlast, most recent.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh man, Mine was
yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Damn, did you poop
yesterday?
Yeah, I like that.
I pooped late at night Fuck offguys Jeez, all right, all right
.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I had to wake up and
go to work.
Today I didn't have time.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I pooped today, so oh
, okay, so Fucking poopy monster
TJ wins.
Tj, call it you ready.
Three, two, one, call it Heads.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It is tails.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Ha ha A loser.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's not very
sportsmanlike, that's not very
sportsmanlike, but that's nothow we're rating points today.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, that wasn't one
of his qualifiers.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I do appreciate
jeering and taunting.
This is not your ordinary sport.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Oh, I will clarify.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
If you taunt or
heckle me, it can affect your
points.
Alex, you're fucking gorgeousas a human being.
This is going well.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Butter me up, butter
me up, Okay, Eric you get to go
first.
I'm going in order of theepisodes as recorded.
So Dawn of the Dead.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hey guys, turns out I
don't really like passion fruit
that much, sorry, side note.
Okay, it's a new flavor, didn'tlike it?
Dawn of the Dead when do Ithink you rated this?
Your opinion, okay.
So should we just give ourratings and then explain why we
gave our ratings?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yes, okay, I mean,
you can walk it through, you can
talk it.
Okay, I mean, you can walk itthrough, you can talk it out.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't want to give
him anything, though.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
He doesn't get to
guess your movie.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
This is all you.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But there's 17 movies
, yep, okay.
Well, I'll see, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I should get a chance
to steal.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Wouldn't that be more
Like if he gets it completely
wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
you know, Well, okay,
he's completely wrong, you know
?
Well, okay, like he's like waituntil?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
are we getting ahead
of you?
Wait, wait, wait until, waituntil the end.
Okay, so you've thought itthrough, got it okay?
Donna the dead I I don't thinkiconic, because I think you
would think the older one isiconic, not not the 2004 version
but I'm pretty sure you seethis as an s-tier movie.
All right put it down, if you're, if you're done because I mean
mean, I don't even think Ireally have to say too much more
, but I know you love this movie.
(10:48):
That's your first category.
Second category I think there'sa lot of survival skills in
this, especially when it comesto like just being resourceful
and not being stupid.
Number three entertainmentquality.
There was a lot of stupidity.
The zombie picked up a propanetank yeah, blew it up like feet
away from the bus.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That was pretty crazy
, um I will say this this will.
This will lead you guys downall the rest of the movies, too.
Good points, what you're, whatyou're suggesting, what I do
want to say entertainmentquality.
One of the things that weactually mentioned in the
episode as well was the factthat, well, you and I mentioned
it in the first go-round, theepisode that we did of this was
the news broadcast, but we didtalk about how director Zack
(11:27):
Snyder used real amputees.
So that's part of theentertainment quality.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But carry on.
Yeah, 100%.
I also think that this kind ofties into your first point as
well.
I think you would really likethe fact that it's all practical
effects Okay, and they showthat in the bonus features and
the story is just a good story,a good story about survival.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So pretty solid.
Put it on the board.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Eric, you suck
Anyways.
So what I was going to add tothat is that yes, Hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We're not going to do
add-ons to these movies yet.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, you freaking
loser, I'm just saying Open your
ears.
Your episode on that movie wasabsolutely iconic.
That's all I have to say.
That was a great fuckingepisode.
We're not rating the episode, Iknow, I'm just saying I just
you know that was.
His episode was iconic and itwas.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is good.
Hey, hey, hey, don't disagreewith the buttering up of the
host that can cost you.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
This guy's nose is
looking brown, and it's not
because he's black.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
All right, TJ your go
Conjuring the first one.
How did I rate that movie?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, I got no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I personally feel
like you rated it good.
I got nothing else From yourvibe.
I feel like you would say itwas a good movie.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
From my vibe you're
going, alex's purely subjective
opinion.
I don't think you would put itup a good movie from my vibe
you're going.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I don't alex's purely
subjective opinion of the dead
I don't think okay put it rightbelow that.
I think it was all right it's agood movie, so good is that.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Is that enough said?
Enough said good enough, saidokay good wow, I think that's
kind of crazy okay, all right,that's confidence right there
that.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That was you just
went quick, purely subjective
opinion.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Now, mind you guys,
this going to get more difficult
as we go.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Eric the gray.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Okay, I'm not going
to lie.
I think you say this is good.
Okay, I'm going to do the exactsame thing.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Tj said, nuff said
Nuff said you say, I say it's
good, yeah, now here's where Imean.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
do you want me to say
a little more on it?
Because I could.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You could, but here's
where, instead, I'm going to
challenge you a bit.
Okay, do I place this above orbelow the Conjuring?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I thought you were
going to do that.
I think you put this below theConjuring, truthfully, because
the Conjuring was such an iconicmovie.
When it came out Nobody fuckingknew about the Grey.
It's not an awful movie, it'sgood.
It's entertaining.
Um, I don't think this is likea super incredible movie.
It's good.
Um, it's a little silly withthe way the animals, especially
(13:50):
the wolves, act.
So I think that's a lot of thesurvival skills part of it.
That's kind of like just a lotof the survival they had to do
was not necessary because wolveswouldn't do that.
Um, entertainment quality, Ithink, pretty solid.
Uh, I think that was prettygood.
And then the story I liked theending.
I don't know if you liked theending.
You don't like those endingswhere they cut off and they
(14:12):
don't show you what happened.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So I think that would
also be another reason to put
it in good.
They kind of they show themclashing.
Yeah, the wolf was dead andhe's barely breathing, but okay,
so that's enough said.
That's fairly good, but I saida lot the Martian TJ.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, no, alex, you
like science.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I do like science.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You like science?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Objection Leading the
witness Overruled.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'll allow it, damn
But'll allow it, oh damn, but
good, no, good, good work.
That was good, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
What I'm trying to
say is that out of all these
movies, this is the mostscientifically sound movie and
it has a lot of great survivalskills in it.
Bro survived on Mars.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
For how long it was?
Like 900 souls, um, yeah.
So my personal opinion I wouldput it in iconic um, but for you
I feel like you're slightlyless of a nerd than I am, so I
feel like either great or likelow s so what do you want to?
I'm going to put it in the topof great yeah, okay, that's what
(15:27):
I'm doing.
And then we've got.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
All right Enough said
.
Can I just say Avatar has quitea lot of science in it.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's called science
fiction, but that's still
science?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh yeah, Because the
Martian was factual.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh wait, You're
skipping.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's based on a true
story the Conjuring 2.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The Conjuring 2 is
your movie.
Yeah, I know, but I was justbringing up the fact that Avatar
has science and they survive onanother planet with science.
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Just wanted to say.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Okay.
Also, the Martian is not basedon a true story, so that is also
science fiction, fair fair,fair, point.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
No, fucking nerd.
Anyways, what did you know,that some guy?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
didn't survive after
getting straight man's podcast
uh the conjuring 2 I uhmiscalculated, because I was
looking at this and going, oh,tj's gonna get all the conjuring
ones.
No, he's not.
Um, so that sucks for mebecause I don't remember if you
liked this one or not.
Interesting, because I rememberwe disagreed on how we would
rate the Conjuring movies.
Yep, and it was not by much,and I don't remember the
(16:32):
difference Really.
I think we said that the firstone is number one, but I think
you guys said that you preferthe second one over the first
one.
All right, so if you put thefirst one in good, I think you
would put the Conjuring 2 ingreat, and I think it might go
under the Martian, because I dothink you have a when it comes
to survival skills.
(16:52):
I think you have a lot ofappreciation for the realism
that was in the Martian, andalso that's what Zack Snyder,
who's the director.
Of which Of the Martian.
Who was that?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That wasn't Zack
Snyder.
No, that's not Zack Snyder,that was the really crazy guy.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
He only does like the
, he does like Interstellar, he
does like the crazy good movies.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's not Christopher.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Nolan.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Christopher Nolan
didn't do much.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
You know, I can't
remember who's the one that's
like, if he calls you, you dropeverything you're doing.
All right all right Looking itup.
Yeah, as soon as he's saying it, it's going to irritate me
Ridley Scott, ridley Scott, yeah.
Oh, not at all who I wasthinking of.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Sound arguments,
though.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I know you like the
realism of the survival.
It's a very entertaining movie.
It tells a great story, so Idefinitely think it would be
higher than the Conjuring.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I think the Conjuring
, conjuring um, I think, the
conjuring 2 is gonna go rightunder the martian in.
Great, okay, fair.
Now tj, yeah, avatar, bottom ofgood next question.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I'm just gonna say I
think you fucked up there.
I think you fucked up there Ithink you are very wrong hey, he
was the whole episode.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
He was like it's
fucking pocahontas with aliens.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
That is true, I do
remember him saying that the
whole episode.
Should I say my disagreement,or is that going to come in
later?
come in later, okay okay what yowho said that life of pie so
this one's tough because I feellike you like this movie and
there are some survival skillsin the sense of like rationing
(18:25):
and you know.
So this one's tough, because Ifeel like you like this movie
and there are some survivalskills in the sense of like
rationing and you know,surviving on a boat with a tiger
, but also it's like the realismof surviving on a boat with a
tiger is not very real.
It's a pretty entertainingmovie.
It's long and it doesn't reallyfeel like it.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I mean it does, but
it doesn't.
This would be classified asfiction.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yes, this would be
fiction.
You're right, I think it doestell a great story, man, I don't
know, I think Me personally,I'd put it in S tier.
Me personally, I don't know ifAlex puts it in S tier.
No, I almost wonder if it goesinto Iconic just because of what
it is.
Life of Pi is a very I can'tbelieve I hadn't seen it until
(19:08):
that moment.
That movie is big and everybodyknows it, so I don't know if
Alex would put it in iconic,though it's kind of the thing.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I wish I could see
his face to read his expressions
.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
He's not given
anything, nothing.
I've been staring.
I've been staring and lookingand saying certain key words to
try and spark a reaction nothing, you just look at his s tier s
tier great good, iconic.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Iconic, great good,
bad.
I like it.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Just look at me
Iconic S Great good, bad, bad,
bad.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's in bad Now you
got to put in bad because you
said it's in bad.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
No, I don't know.
I really don't know where thisgoes.
My considerations are if itgoes in great above the
Conjuring 2 or if it goes ingood above the Conjuring.
I don't know which one it fallsinto.
I'm gonna say it goes in greatabove the conjuring, but below
the Martian or vibes so you wentgreat sorry, tj, it's gonna be
(20:17):
a lot of ums to cut out withthat that answer, cause I just
could not figure out where thatwould go.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I leave some of them
in for effect.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I'm so curious to
know where you do place the life
of five.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
We will be telling
you all and I will rationalize
everything.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Just based on the
fact that I know for a fact that
he liked Conjuring 2 more thanthe first Conjuring.
I don't know if that's a fact.
You know what I'm going to sayit with my chest.
I think that's a fact but, likeI think you're right, I've been
making shit up.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
It's been a while
since I edited those.
I think he said 2-1-3.
I think that was the order youguys said it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I said I think it's 1
, 2, 3.
To put it at the bottom, ofgood, because he said there's no
bad or awful.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Unless he was fibbing
us.
I'm not I will double down.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
There is no Let me
make sure, let me double check
here.
Let me make sure, hold on,because I did this a little
funky here.
I didn't remember that we ratedthem great, good, bad.
I thought we did letter grades.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
We did.
I switched it up.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh, okay, so okay.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I do think I fucked
up.
Well, I think great is A, goodis B, because I do think yeah
great is A, good is B.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
So I beg your pardon.
I owe you guys an apology, andfor that I'm going to give you a
hint there are two bads, andthat's completely my fault.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I I lettered that
wrong.
Oh, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Um, but I can also
tell you that you have not come
to either of those oh, okay, Ithink I know what two they are
fuck.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
So I think I know
which two they are but also,
like I don't know if I wouldqualify either of them as bad,
well, I would.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I would definitely
qualify at least one of them.
It's a good watch.
It's not a great movie.
I think I know the ones that helikes in here, unless I'm just
projecting.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I can only think of
one that would go in bad.
I can't think of the other onethat would go in bad.
Do you want to say which oneyou think?
I'll say it I think we agree.
I think Anarchy we both agreeprobably will go in bad.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
That's one of the
ones, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
But then I don't know
the other one.
I was thinking 1408, but Ithought that was kind of a good
movie, 1408 is good Day After.
Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I was thinking that
too, but or I don't know, maybe
in his brain, his glorious,glorious brain, behind the very
shiny scalp.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
It's very, very nice, give memore.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Maybe he doesn't like
War of the Worlds, because it's
not a very good movie.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh, that's an
interesting thought.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I thought that I also
thought maybe Cooties, because
it's a good bad movie, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
But I feel like he
was fucking with cooties, dude.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I think he did too
yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You guys are like
really making some strong points
here, so Are we like almostpersuading your answer.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Let's move on.
He's like I'm changing all ofmy answers.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
You both lose.
So bad was C tier for you.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Bad was yes Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
So I've got oh cause
Eric's decided to switch shit up
.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I know, we're going
to 1408.
Eric.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Oh, uh, oh well, like
I said, I don't think 1408 is
bad and and I'm going to standby that I'm going to say with my
full chest but I don't thinkit's great.
I think it's better than theGrey, so I think it goes right
below the Conjuring in good,okay and reasons.
I think we all like John Cusack, samuel L Jackson great
(23:55):
character as well.
I think the story was reallywell told.
I love a good story where it'slike you're trapped in the room
and you can't get out and likehe thought he got out but then
he wasn't out, and love that umand I think you like those kind
of psychological thrillers too,can I have?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
can can we both have
one hint about if there is
anything in iconic?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Fair.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
There are no iconics.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Okay, I kind of
thought so I didn't think there
would be.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I was like, because
if it wasn't, Dawn of the Dead.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah Well, I was okay
Actually.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
No, there is one, isn't there.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm so sorry there is
one.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I know which one it
is it might surprise you.
I don't think so.
Okay, Because if it's not whatI think it is, then I'm
disappointed.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Remember this is
Alex's purely subjective opinion
.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah, I get that.
It would still be wrong In theorder of importance 1408, I
think, was a good movie.
I like the arrogance of thecharacter.
I think you also like that kindof character development where
he realized he was kind offucked.
Very entertaining some survival, not really too much.
That's why I don't think it's agreat movie.
It kind of falls more in a goodand I think you seem to just
(25:12):
enjoy the movie in general.
So I'm going to go ahead andsay right below Conjuring and
good, right below Conjuring okay, alright, and TJ Signs it.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So I'm going to go
ahead and say, right below
conjuring and good, right belowconjuring, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
And TJ signs so tough
one boys Really.
I think it is because I reallylove this movie.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
So here's the thing.
I've already made two mistakesin categorizing these things.
So what we're going to dobefore we tally the points when
we get all the way through.
Before I tell you what I ratedthese, I'm going to speak on
every one of these and let youguys change your answers.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I was originally
going to do a different thing
and I'll let you guys argue eachother's.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Does it not work with
the way we have it?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh no, it works, but
it's just that I fucked up.
I said there was no iconic andI said there were no bads.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Ah, that's all right
so.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I didn't want to
leave it like that.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I mean I'm okay, are
you okay?
Tj.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, no, this
episode is amazing.
I love this.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I say that because,
truthfully, I was going to put
my answers where it wasn't goingto matter.
If you said there was no bad,it's like a YouTube rewind or a
Spotify wrapped.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You know it's always
a good thing.
I love Spotify wrapped.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I genuinely don't
think any of these movies are
bad yet.
No, and I think once we hit itlike I was going to put certain
ones in bad if I got themanyways.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, alright, just
as a statement.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Okay, so signs, signs
.
Looking at this list, I don'tknow if you would put it next to
Dawn of the Dead, so maybeGreat, just Below Life of Pi.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay, my turn.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
It's your turn.
War of the Worlds.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Quick, quick, quick,
quick little.
I'm getting in here.
War of the Worlds just hadanother movie released where Ice
Cube is Quick, quick, quick,quick, quick little.
I'm getting in here.
War of the Worlds just hadanother movie released where Ice
Cube is.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
On the computer the
entire fucking time and I seen a
clip where he's like watchinghis son run away from the
goddamn tripods and he's likeget out of there Run, and then
his son dies and he's just like,oh, Anyways, run, and then his
son dies and he's just like oh,anyways, I can literally hear
him.
When you did that, I could hearlike he put his hands on his
(27:29):
head.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
He's like oh, I
didn't see a trailer or anything
, but I saw a photograph.
It was a.
It looked like a still from itand I seriously thought it was a
parody like it was likesomebody made an ai joke the
actual fucking like ip of war ofthe worlds, that they just
decided to make with fucking icecube, as like I think he's like
(27:50):
a national security somethingor other.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I don't know.
That is hilarious, so we'regonna have to end up watching it
.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
It's going to be one
of my picks, this thing is going
to be so funny Of course Go onair.
So War of the Worlds.
I don't remember how you feltabout this movie.
I think you picked it.
I'm pretty sure I did Because Iremember I watched.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It would either be me
or TJ.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
No, I think I
mentioned it, and then you
picked it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I picked it.
Yeah, I watched like a reallyold, really bad version of that,
that's right and I was aboutlike 10 minutes in and I'm like
this movie sucks.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I think you watched
the War of the Worlds or
something.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I don't even think it
was that.
Maybe it was bad.
It was like 60s level movie,yep, and maybe like 80s but
worse.
But I was watching it and I wasseriously telling Alex I was
like this movie is so bad, likeI don't know when Tom Cruise is
going to come in and save thismovie, but it is awful.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
And he was like what
are you?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
talking about?
And I was like dude, thescientist is so not believable.
And he was like what are youtalking?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
about and I was like
dude, the scientist is so not
believable and he was like whatscientist and that's when I
realized dude, when is tom?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
cruise gonna be in it
was seriously like 15 minutes
into the movie and I'm like dude, tom cruise must fucking kick
ass in this movie.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Because this movie
when did?
When did they introduce thecruise?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
dog.
Yeah, I'm like holy shit.
I would have thought the maincharacter would be in here by
now.
Yeah, I was watching the wrongmovie.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I knew it was the
wrong movie.
When you said you saw boobsyeah, I was like yeah there was
nudity within the first fiveminutes.
I don't think you're watchingthe right movie.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I watched the old
Dawn of the Dead when we were
supposed to watch the 2004.
So I ended up skimming throughthe 2004 at like fucking 5x
speed.
Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
So, Tom Cruise, War
of the Worlds man.
I hate to keep putting Well.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
He did say, there was
stuff in bad.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, let me try to
think out loud here, but I
personally don't care for thismovie too much.
I don't think it's bad, I don'tthink it's great, I think I
think uh, I think I would put it, I would honestly put it at the
bottom of good, but I don'tknow if you would put it there.
Okay, I think your opinion ofit might be a little higher.
(30:14):
I think you might find thesurvival aspect of it kind of
unique and interesting.
Um, it's.
It's pretty similar in my mindto like um, what's that movie by
jordan peele?
The nope, yeah, the jean jacketin the sky.
Yeah, it's kind of similarvibes to that in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I hate you for what
you just said.
That is such an incorrectstatement.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
It collects them and
spits out their blood.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's the same thing
.
Gene Jacket did Not at all thesame.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
It's the same thing.
You're just mad that I madethat comparison.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
No, the tripods in
War of the Worlds were trying to
inhabit the planet, make ithabitable.
Didn't end up working.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
That's why they're
making the blood vines.
I didn't say they were theexact same.
Just saying War of the Worlds,I think.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
It doesn't matter
what you think.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I hate to keep
putting it here, but I think you
would put it below theConjuring and above 1408.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Okay, you can see how
hesitant we are to put it
higher Like stuff higher.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, because, like
low-key, we watched a couple of
mid-tier movies this season.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Listen, listen,
listen.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Remember how many
episodes were this season Versus
how many movies are on thislist 17.
It was actually quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
There was some
mid-tier and then was some no
movies.
We just we went on no moviestreak.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It was crazy remember
these ratings based in the
order of importance yeah, arepurely on alex's subjective
opinion.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That's what I'm
trying to consider.
Okay, all right, that's his wayof saying we're very off tj
cootiesies Top of great.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Where did I put that?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Wow, that's a crazy
stance to take.
Go hard, or go home.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I believe that our
beautiful host has fucking taste
and this movie pretty muchfucking Shakespeare.
That is not where I would thinkyou'd put it, Yo.
That movie Fucking amazing,Okay, all right.
So that movie Fucking amazing,Okay All right, so Cast Away.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Eric.
Okay, this is so interesting.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Cast Aways.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Because I really feel
like you could put it in iconic
.
Okay, but I also don't thinkyou did Okay, although I do
think it's an iconic movie.
There is a different movie onthis list that I think should be
an iconic and even if you'rewrong, or even if I'm wrong
about that, I think you're wrongif it's not the one that I
(32:47):
think.
I think Cast Away goes at thetop of S tier above Dawn of the
Dead.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I think this is tough
because I do think it should go
in iconic, but I think theother one deserves to be an
iconic, more Interesting.
Maybe I don't know, I'mconflicting, don't?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
be scared.
I heard you was conflicting.
I'm going to stick to this.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
If you think it
belongs somewhere.
Remember, don't think like you,think like me.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I'm going to stick to
this because, although I think
this is a great movie, I thinkyou admire the other one for
what it did more.
If that makes sense, I'm goingto stick with this.
I think it goes to the top of S.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay, now, day after
tomorrow, mr TJ.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
This is.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I personally think
this one's pretty easy, Alex
let's play a word associationgame.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
If I say bad movie,
what's your first thought?
Oh geez, he's like day aftertomorrow Got it, let's go.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Nothing even comes to
my mind.
Really, I can think of one, theZombie's, the Beginning, oh God
, the first thing I think about.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Oh my goodness,
gracious the.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Killer Babies, man.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, dude the Zomb,
that's killer babies man.
Yeah, dude, zombabies.
Okay, so there's two things onthis list that are left that I
think he would have possibly putin bad.
He was really beefing with thefamily in Anarchy Purge Anarchy.
Yeah, he was really on them andI got to rate both of my picks
(34:40):
for bad.
So I'm gonna have to say Ithink day after tomorrow goes
into bed.
I think you're right.
Yeah, because there's no waythe there's no way the first
purge goes in the batter.
no, I don't think so I thinkyou're right I think so too.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I think he liked
Election Year better than the
second one.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That's my choice.
Lock it in.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Okay, it's locked in.
All right, the Purge number one, eric I think it goes right
under Life of Pi.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
I think it's a great
movie.
I think you really enjoyed thePurge for the concept of it.
I think we had our concernswith it, which is why it's not
the top.
I think it's not better than.
I don't think you liked itbetter than cooties.
I don't think you liked itbetter than the martian or the
life of pie, but I think you didlike it.
And I think you liked it morethan the conjuring too, because
you seem to have you seem to notcare for the conjurings as much
(35:28):
as I do.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Um, I don't know if
that's true, but it just kind of
feels like, in fact, me anderic, we're gonna start a
podcast where our first episodewas going to be the conjuring uh
, that is true.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah, uh, survival
skills for the purge, I think.
Uh, arjun, there's just moreexamples of that than in um,
like the conjuring 2.
I think it is prettyentertaining as just a concept
to kind of explore and, uh, thestory on the first one was
pretty well told.
As I'm saying this, I do worrythat it might actually go higher
(36:02):
in the great category, but I'mgoing to leave it where it is.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Okay, all right.
The Purge 2, anarchy TJ.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Did he say there's
one thing in bad?
In my brain there's only onething in bad.
He said two.
He said two, Mm-hmm Two.
You said two, Mm-hmm One andiconic.
Can you confirm, Alex?
So I know this dirty liar isn'tlying.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Your Honor I wouldn't
, give him anything off of that.
He's not lying, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I trust you.
I trust you, your word is yourbond, because you're a good man
All right.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I appreciate it.
I appreciate this.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
So clearly goes in
the top of bad.
Okay, we in the top of bad.
Okay, we got one left.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Eric.
Last but not least, I thinkelection year is going to go in
good and I think it's going togo under 1408, but above the
gray.
That's a weird place you thinkLike because I think election
year is good but I think 1408.
Just the twist at the end wasvery good by the time you get
it's the purge again.
(36:56):
But it was cool, it was greatokay swap it out.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
There would be a lot
of swapping I would do if I were
so writing all these for him sowhat I was originally gonna do
and if you guys are still okaywith it, even though I messed up
a couple of things here I'mokay with that uh, what I was
gonna do is let you guys go backthrough and reorder, but it
would be TJ gets to try toreorder Eric's and Eric gets to
(37:22):
try to reorder TJ's.
So you get an opportunity toearn a point.
If you think that theymiscategorize something and put
it in the wrong category, youcan recategorize it and either
fuck it up entirely or earn apoint.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
I'm here for that.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
So we will now start
with tj on dawn of the dead.
Would you like to reorder his?
Do you think you can get abetter point?
And position in category counts2004 was a great year.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
There's some really
good sour skittles y'all ever
had sour skittle you're tryingto uh.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
What am I trying to
say here?
I don't even know what I'mdoing.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Uh, personally I feel
like eric, just as a human
being just sucks, you know um,and I really tie shaking your
head.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yes, I really tie
eric into.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
You know this movie,
so you know, treat this, you
know, with a grain of salt.
Don't know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
donna the dead just
say I put it in the right spot
and let's move on.
You did, I was trying to Jeez.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I didn't know, you
agreed with me it's really hard
for me to say this, but I agreewith Eric.
You saw her skin.
It was so good I get it Allright.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Okay, eric, would you
change or leave alone the
ranking in the Conjuring?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I think I'm going to
leave it.
I think it's the top of good inyour opinion.
I personally think theConjuring is last year
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Okay, TJ the Grey,
Would you change it or leave it
the same?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Not going to lie,
it's a pretty great list we put
together.
I think we'll keep it the same.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, there's only
two or three things I would
change.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Okay, so Eric the
Martian.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Man, I was going to
move it above Cooties, but I do
think you really liked Cooties.
I don't know.
I do think I'm going to movethe Martian above Cooties.
I think the Martian is just anobjectively better movie.
Cooties is great, it's funny,it's got the comedy in it, but
the Martian is just such a solidput-together movie and it has
(39:25):
everything.
It has tragedy, it has comedy,it has drama, it has everything.
And Cooties was very much likea slapstick kind of comedy.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Okay, the Conjuring.
2.
Tj leave it or move it.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
We're going to cut
out all this dead air.
Um, I don't know, this isdifficult.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Kinda wish I had sour
Skittles now.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'm eating Mike and
Ike's now.
Um, just the Ike's.
So basically, I think somewherein my brain it would make more
sense if the Conjuring 2 was inthe place of the Purge.
Okay, but now that I see itthere, I'm going to move it back
.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, right.
Yeah, I kind of thought thesame thing, where I'm like maybe
it goes a little higher, butanytime you bring it higher,
you're like I don't know, doesit?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, I'm going to
keep it in the same place.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Interesting.
Okay, avatar Does it.
Yeah, I'm going to keep it inthe same place.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Interesting.
Okay, avatar.
Okay, I think he was wildlywrong on this one.
I think you liked this moviemore than you let on.
Okay, I think.
Yes, it is Pocahontas in space,but I think you did enjoy it
and you admitted to meafterwards that you were more
just fucking with us and youactually did enjoy the movie.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
To be fair,
everything that I said about
that movie I said in the episode.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yes, I think it isn't
great just because it is, I'm
pretty sure, one of the highestgrossing films of all time.
I think it goes above the Purge, below the Life of Pi.
Well, actually, I don't know.
I think it goes below the purge, below the life of Pi.
Well, actually, I don't know, Ithink it goes below the purge
for you.
Okay, for me, this is an iconicmovie.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, I've seen this
in theaters when it was in 3D,
and those little seed pod flyingthings, them motherfuckers,
were popping out of the screen.
It was great that was the firsttime I've ever seen a 3D 3D
movie, the ones before thatwhere it was the red and blue
glasses, those fucking suck.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I don't know Coraline
on those was really good.
You've never seen Coraline.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
That one sounds
familiar, coraline could be a
fun.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
There's some survival
in that we could watch that.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Love Coraline Good
movie.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
We're pushing the
survival we really are.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
We're like is there a
possibility you could die?
At all, okay, well then,survival what was?
Okay, you did move it I movedavatar to great right below the
purge and TJ is on life of pie.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Now you gonna're
going to leave it.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I think it goes above
cooties.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Okay, I'm, I don't.
I don't disagree with that.
I don't know if that would bethe case with Alex, but I don't
disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Well, I'm also
noticing there's like a gradient
of fucking faces.
There's so many faces you know,it is a cover, I know, but,
like you know, it is a cover, Iknow, but there's so many zoomed
up faces.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Oh, I thought you
were saying I was making faces.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
That's funny, no,
it's just like why is the dude
in the gray and then the dude inthe Martian doing the same?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
It's true, the same
exact pose, same look.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Castaway and Tom
Cruise.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
War of the Worlds and
Conjuring the Devil made me do
it.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
They're both the same
amount of distraught oh, I was
gonna say castaway and tomcruise is like the same one,
just mirror flipped okay, sofucking stupid ass jokes don't
cut those, leave them is so lifeof pie is where you want it
yeah, above cuties now
Speaker 2 (43:00):
cuties not cuties.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Cuties is a movie on
netflix that is very
controversial said verycontroversial it just sounds
like I said cuties, because Isound stupid sometimes all right
, eric.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yes the conjuring
three the devil made me do Eric.
Yes, the Conjuring 3.
The Devil Made Me Do it.
Are you going to leave it ormove it?
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I'm just going to
move it above the Grey because I
think it is just an objectivelybetter movie than the Grey.
I like the Grey, but it's justnot a great movie, okay.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
TJ, I don't know 1408
.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
You're leaving it,
you're moving it.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I think that goes
above War of the Worlds.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Really Okay.
Yeah, interesting, I'll go withthat.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
And that means my
turn.
Your turn for signs iconic.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I think that's an
iconic movie just because we've
referenced it so much, even, uh,just in passing, in several
episodes.
It is just such an iconic moviethe way that they don't show
the alien for so long and itreally just builds up the
suspense.
And then, even when you do seethe alien, it's still creepy and
freaky.
I love the storyline behind it.
(44:15):
I think it's a little funnysimply because you are like how
could these aliens come to aplanet that is 70% water when
they have a problem with water?
But maybe they didn't know theyhad a problem with water, I
don't know.
I still think it's an iconicmovie just because of the impact
that it's had on the genre and,I would say, on the world in
(44:36):
general.
Okay, all right, it's also oneof the few alien movies that
isn't just the us being attackedinteresting, okay, tj yeah, war
of the worlds.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I'm only in the same
spot okay, same spot, cooties
eric you leaving it, you movingit.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I think it's good
where it is that is, I lost it.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
uh, right below life
is pie.
Oh, there's a life of pie.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
No, it'd be funny as
if we both uh, if we both won
like we tied and then we had tohe's like there's supposed tied
and then we had to double host.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
He's like there's
supposed to be no ties.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
We had to double host
.
That'd be crazy.
It would work out for next week.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Okay, tj, cast away,
you leaving it, you moving it.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Move it up into
iconic above signs.
Okay, one of us is wrong.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
You sticking with it,
yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Okay, and day after
tomorrow, eric, you leaving it,
you moving it.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
I'm gonna leave it.
I think it deserves where it'sat.
It deserves it.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Well, can I move it
above Anarchy?
No, yeah.
I think it's a marginallybetter movie than Anarchy.
That's crazy.
It's not how he.
Better movie than Anarchy.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
It's not how he feels
.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's how he feels.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
moved it.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, I moved it from
the bottom of bad to the top of
bad.
Okay okay.
I think you might agree thatit's a marginally better movie
than Anarchy.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Okay, and the Purge
number one, TJ.
You leaving it or you moving it?
Speaker 2 (46:21):
the purg blessed be
the founding fathers.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
I think I'm gonna
leave it you're gonna leave it
all right, the purge two ericactually no, I'm gonna leave it.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
I had to think about
something real quick.
No, it not going to work out.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
I'm leaving Anarchy
where it is.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Okay and TJ the PIRG
3 Election day.
You leaving it, you moving it.
Pirg 3.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Move it in the place
of War of the Worlds real quick
Again.
Nah, I don't like it.
Put it back.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
We're leaving it Okay
War of the Worlds real quick
Again.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
No, I don't like it,
put it back.
Okay, we're leaving it Okay.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
All right, how do we
do host?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Our votes are locked
in here, so I'm going to tally
up some points here real quick.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
In the meantime, our
socials TJ.
I'm not going to do that untilthe host tells me to you can do
the socials.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
TJ, I'm not gonna do
that till the host tells me to
you can do the socials bitch.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
I'm gonna do it nice,
slick and simple.
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they like or really hate, gocheck us out on all of our
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(47:49):
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Just saying, um, yeah, if youlike gaming and eric wants to
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(48:12):
Okay, wys gaming on uh, tiktok,uh, I think, I think I think
we're really funny and Eric,actually you don't care, no, we
actually like.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Eric, I only have a
million other things going on
Because he's short.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
I'm just trying to
give time for our host to.
I'm ready.
You can email us at theboys atwillyousurvivethepodcastcom and
yeah, you ready.
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Or you can ask us questions, orSend me a thousand dollars and
I'll get your name tattooed onme Anywhere but the face.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Anywhere, but the
face.
Now you're, now you'recompromising.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Well, he's been
saying that for a while.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I'm just fucking with
him.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
All right I would get
it on my scalp, I think it
would be funny First, if I couldget a time check.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
how are we doing?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
We are at one hour
and six minutes.
There's probably at least sixminutes to cut, so we're good,
okay.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Oh wow, I thought we
were way over time.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
All right, so I'll go
through this pretty quick.
I have the tally and we have awinner.
Okay, you guys were a lotcloser than I thought you were
going to be, but I'm going totell you before I say anything.
You guys know my mind a lotbetter than I thought you would,
(49:35):
but you second-guessedyourselves, oh no.
So Dawn of the Dead.
You got right okay that's s1.
now, mind you, the other thingthat I gave you another hint
that you, you, I don't know youguys put it into your
calculations is I graded this s,a, b, c, d and uh, awful.
So there were no in S A, b, c,awful, that's how we, that's how
(50:03):
I did it.
So there were no awfuls.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
The conjuring I had B
, three, that was so we're world
awards or war of the world,yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I had it.
I had it there because theconjuring was good.
I had it there because theConjuring was good.
I thought it was scary.
I had some criticism about it.
I did like that.
It was a very popular moviewhen it came out.
I had my general critiquesabout the movie.
I called it good for a coupleof reasons.
(50:39):
One because I remember watchingthis for the first time and it
was um, it was a uh.
What should we call it?
Not strictly?
Oh, bootleg there you go.
yeah, and it was so dark thatyou could barely see anything.
So you weren't even scared whenthe scary things happened,
(50:59):
because you're like whathappened, what?
So when I watched it for thefirst time, like legit, I was
underwhelmed because it wasstill too dark.
I was kind of upset.
I'm like this is kind of aridiculous way to shoot a movie
like this.
So that was where I put it B3,the gray I put in B2.
(51:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
You put the gray
above the conjuring.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
I put the gray above
the conjuring.
That is interesting and thereason why was because the
conjuring was more inpsychological survival,
psychological, uh, trauma, andthe Grey kind of kept us in the
(51:46):
survival routine and I likedalmost everything about the Grey
.
I did have some complaintsabout the end, but TJ
straightened me out because hewas like no, watch the credits,
because it was in the creditsthat you see him lying there and
the wolf was dead and he wasbarely breathing.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
I was like I need you
to give me a season point, like
he's done, there's?
Speaker 1 (52:08):
no, there's no other
way around it.
I did feel like the originalwhen they just lunged at each
other.
I thought that left me hangingand I got so angry at that.
You can assume that the wolfwon that fight okay yeah, that's
fine, but like why can't youjust?
Why can't you just?
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I'm adding for me why
?
Why do you have to leave?
Speaker 1 (52:26):
me hanging.
So when dj corrected that, Iwas like okay, all right, this
is, this was a good movie andthat was where I left it.
Uh, interesting the martian.
This one's gonna shock you guys, because you made some really
good points and a lot of this.
I may have not taken goodenough notes and I think I might
(52:47):
have um undervalued the uh thewatch experience, but I marked
it as uh b1, so it was good,good one.
It was the top of wait, Ithought the gray was b1 no, the
uh gray was above the conjuringuh, but the martian was above
the gray in good okay, that isvery interesting.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
I would never have
guessed that I liked almost
everything about it.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
I loved his quips
right, I'm the first colonizer
of of mars, I'm a pirate.
All of those little quips right, I'm the first colonizer of
Mars, I'm a pirate.
All of those little quips thathe kept coming up with.
I loved all of those things.
There were some inconsistenciesthat really bothered me.
The sandstorm could never havehappened the way it happened.
(53:36):
There is not enough atmosphereto cause that much damage.
So there was a lot of plot,weaponry to move the story along
, but still a good movie.
Then we go to the Conjuring 2.
Now this is where you guysforgot.
You both said it, you both saidit out loud.
(53:58):
I think you liked it more Thanthe Conjuring 1.
And you're absolutely right, Iliked the Conjuring 2 a lot more
than the Conjuring 1.
I put it at A in the greatcategory and you can put it at
A4.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
Oh, so just swapping
Avatar and the Conjuring 2.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Well, this is really
going to surprise you.
Avatar belongs in A3.
Okay, I told you guys that Ireally did like this movie.
I had no complaints, other thanthe fact that it was Pocahontas
in space.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
I'm glad it reads a
little higher.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
But I was being the
contrarian on the episode.
I was being the contrarian onthe episode.
It was intended for comedicvalue and for suspense.
I needed to be the what do youcall it?
The bad guy, the heel.
I needed to be the heel of thatepisode.
(55:03):
Life of Pi is in the right spot.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Okay, life of pi.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
Uh is in the right
spot okay and the conjuring
three is in b4.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Okay, okay right
under the conjuring yeah, okay,
and so just so you guys don'tget mad.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Uh, tj got the full
point for that because he
actually put it in the rightspot, but it was moved later by
other things and other thingsdidn't get the point.
So it all worked out In 1408, Iput that in B6.
(55:43):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
So above War of the
Worlds, up below b6 okay, so
above or the worlds and below.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah, this is what's
really going to shock you.
Uh, 1408 was a really good,really fun movie.
Uh, a lot of problems with it.
Right, electronics aren'tsupposed to work in it, but yet
he had his recorder working thewhole time.
He had his laptop to call hiswife or his ex-wife.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Uh, just
inconsistencies and problems,
but the twists and turns made itall worth the watch what we're
gonna do, josh, because I'mpretty sure we're gonna be close
now eric, you make some verycompelling arguments enough.
It's not for signs to win bythree points.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
It is S2.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
I thought so.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
It's so iconic.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
You make really good
arguments.
We will address this in asecond War of the Worlds.
Belongs in A2.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
What.
That's surprising, that's veryshocking War of the.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Worlds.
That is, that's surprising.
That's very shocking.
War of the worlds is a.
It's an iconic story, but it'sretold and it's, it's not great
well, I mean, I I think themovie is is actually an
excellent movie.
I thought it was a lot fun, Ithought they did a lot of things
that were interesting anddifferent and, uh, it was a very
(57:12):
interesting take which this isthe old take on the story that
it was the bacteria of earththat killed the aliens not
humans.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
I like that.
I think it's a good movie.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
I personally don't
think it's a great movie, but I
actually love that movie andhave watched it multiple times
I'm so shocked you put it abovecooties you guys are really
going to be shocked, thencooties correct.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Josh goes to c2 you
know, I'm actually not uh and
that's uh bad right?
Yeah, yeah, mind you knew it'sa good, bad movie.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Mind you, I thought I
was rating on grades A, b, c,
so I was calling it like anaverage movie, not a bad movie
the perfect mid-tier movie, yeah, but I think that's a good bad
movie.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
Basically, Eric
fucked up the episode.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
Well, I still think
this is accurate Because I
basically it's like shark movies, the, the episode.
Well, I still think this isaccurate because I would put
like a lot of the shark moviesin c as well.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
It's just a good bad
movie.
It's a.
It's a really good bad movie.
I enjoyed it.
I had a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
There was a lot of
stupidity to it, but but, alex,
he had a truck with dual rearwheels.
Yes, we know.
Sorry, what was that?
Dual rear, rear, dual rearwheels?
Speaker 1 (58:25):
Yes, we know, sorry,
what was that Dual?
Speaker 3 (58:28):
rear wheels.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Dual rear wheels.
Dual wheel rear wheel Dual dual.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
dual Castaway belongs
in Iconic.
Fuck yeah, concrete nigga.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
I was conflicted
between Castaway and Signs, of
which one I thought would go inIconic.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
That was a lock for
me.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
But that's why I said
I was going to put Signs in
Iconic, no matter what Bro.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Castaway, though you
know, like Wilson.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
That's like People
still say, wilson you know, Even
when I was arguing it, I waslike there's no way Signs beats
Castaway for the Iconic slot.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
But that's why I
think there should have been two
.
But now, the day after tomorrow, cj, put it in the right spot.
Cj, tj.
I have it.
I have it written.
C1 and then tj, so cj tj put itin the right spot.
Then it got moved, then youmoved it back.
So I gave you both a point forthat josh said dual wheel rears
(59:33):
nice.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
He said the purge and
this one.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
This one really
interests me because both of you
forgot exactly what I said.
We rated this out of five.
Do you remember that, tj?
We rated all three movies outof five at the end of election
day.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
I do not remember the
fucking.
I think it was a five out offive so this?
Speaker 1 (59:53):
actually, no one it
was.
It was three, five, four ohthree, five, four.
The Purge was B5.
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
The Purge 2 was A5.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Oh, you liked Anarchy
.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I liked Anarchy and
Election Day was A6.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Well, I got to say I
think you're just wrong, but
that's fair.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
I think TJ and I both
rated the Purge in that same
order.
Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Yeah, I just didn't
remember.
I don't remember you likingAnarchy.
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I thought you really
disliked Anarchy.
He rated one higher than I didI think you said 4liked Anarchy.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
He rated one higher
than I did.
I think you said 4, 5, 5.
I think that was how you ratedthe three.
Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I think I said like 5
, 3, 4.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I'm pretty sure TJ
and I were pretty close in our
ratings of the Purge movies.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I know we were close.
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
One was the lowest
for both of us.
Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah, okay Well.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
So that's the rating
and that brings up the winner.
Tj, do you want to do adrumroll?
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
I'll slap my titties,
that's how we're looking for it
.
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
And the winner is
Eric.
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Woo, how many points.
I think I deserve this.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
By a half a point.
Get hey, josh.
Nope, nope, I won hey.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Josh, do you want a
screenshot?
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
what you already said
in my chat 10 minutes ago this
is the season finale.
Josh, Please don't screw me onthis.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Season finale.
No, Josh, I think you shouldgive me three points.
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I don't think that
would let you win still, yeah
but it would take it away fromboth of you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Guys would have to
duke it out.
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
That is true, but I
already won.
We're going to have to have uhoh, is this the tiebreaker?
Yeah, this is the tiebreaker.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oh, you've just given
up wait so if you get okay,
josh, if you give tj threepoints, you're just gonna tie
them again no, no in in my chathe said season point.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Gosh, are you really
going to give TJ a season point
Right at the end?
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
But you're going to
get three points, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Yeah, well, yeah,
that's true, I get three points.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
So you're up by two.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Technically.
Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
If we run the numbers
Season winner.
Yeah, if we run the numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I think I'm up by a
lot more.
But who's the season winner?
I think it's me.
Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I'm pretty sure from
what you guys said.
You came into this episode as atie 10 and 10, 10 and 10 Eric
won those aren't accuratenumbers it's supposed to be
three.
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
It's 10 times three
for me, and then however many
you won times three, plus theextra points that Josh gave you,
which is probably like two orthree.
So I think ultimately I'm stillup by like six to nine points.
Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Plus this episode.
So I think it's fair to assumeI won by the numbers, but I mean
we can calculate if we want.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I'm pretty sure I
could go back and check how many
he's given me.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
And just so you guys
know, this was all above board.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Wow so what was it.
Josh, Was it?
Was it three points or a seasonpoint?
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Clarifying no, you
could give them three game
points, oh he's trying to givehim three game points so that he
wins this episode.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
So that would up my
season point.
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Josh, I, oh, that
doesn't that doesn't count,
because you do you, josh.
However, it's in theConstitution.
This is the season finale, nono no.
Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Josh is in the
Constitution.
We wrote him into theConstitution.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
He is.
We definitely did.
We definitely did.
However, remember the gamepoints are judged by the host.
Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah, true, but Josh,
he can just give them out.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
He can give out three
or one.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
And he can absolutely
give out any game points.
However, remember that it'sbased on how the host judges the
game.
Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah, but you did say
that I mean, this is against me
.
If I was smart I'd shut up here.
You did say, I only won by ahalf point.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, so if I got
three points, you only won the
tier by half a point, but theepisode.
Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Oh, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I guess we don't know
the episode points.
If I calculate how you guysbuttered me up, how you argued,
we both buttered up a lot.
How you presented the reasoningbehind all of your picks.
I didn't do that just because Ididn't want to bog down in
(01:05:23):
calculating these points, but Ireally am surprised at how well
you both know me, because youboth most of the time and it
really shocked me because mostof the time you guys had the
right answer and then you wentagainst it I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Some of these were a
little like.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I feel like I should
get an extra point because I
don't fucking live with you.
I talk to you once a fuckingweek.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Well whose fault is
that you could call him.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
No, because I know
he's a busy, busy person and he
does a great job at his work.
Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
So I don't want to
bother him, I still call him.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Wait.
So are you guys going to recordan episode next week?
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
We might, Maybe we
Eric.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Eric, eric, I don't
know, Eric.
I think this is how it shouldgo.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Maybe we just record
like a fuck around Eric.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I think we both win
this episode, handshake deal.
It's on camera, it's recorded.
We both win.
And then guess what?
And then guess what Alex hostsGepardy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
We force him to host
Gepardy on the.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Because his name is
Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Oh fuck, that's just
good.
That's good stuff right there.
I don't know how to do it, butwe'll figure something out, I'm
kind of down.
Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
I'm kind of down for
that because jeopardy is yeah, I
was gonna bring jeopardy backat the beginning of the season.
So so you lied, I definitely,yeah, absolutely, because I
started out every season sinceI've been with Gepardy.
Who could have seen that coming?
Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Yeah, that is true.
You did start out every seasonwith it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Yeah, okay.
Well then, I feel like that'sjust becoming a tradition, where
we start every season withGepardy and we end every season
with the tier list.
Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
I'm down TJ.
Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Handshake deal.
Double win Handshake.
We split this win together.
Yeah, I'm down.
Tj handshake deal double winhandshake.
Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
We split this win
together, we both win the season
.
And then and then our numberone fan official will send us
both trophies 3D printedtrophies next week we could just
do our celebratory podcastepisode where we just talk about
how awesome we are yeah, wecould, we, yeah, we could do
(01:07:51):
that wow, okay, shake you reallyshould just talk about how
awesome shaking the hand.
Handshake deal has beenconfirmed we've won I won for
the first time in wys history,there's two season winners.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
I won dude, let's go.
I what I?
No, I'm joking I me myself.
Josh said maybe not 3D printed,but sure you don't got two jobs
.
Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Oh my God, All right
Wait so this is season five.
Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Right, this was
season five.
We're going into season sixwith two winners.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I think, josh, you
got to get me and Eric something
that says like season fivewinners.
Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
I don't think we
should if Josh can get us
anything.
But it'll be funny if youwanted to get something and then
maybe, maybe Josh send itdirectly to TJ, because I'm
apparently really bad at makingit to the post office.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, you suck Well
the challenge coin still it's
behind you dang by my tomato yowe can have a josh cameo next
episode oh yeah that could becool.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Wait, yeah, have him
as our third for you, he could
fill in for me special specialguest host, but we'll call him
Alex the whole time.
Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Don't address it
whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yeah, not at all, not
at all.
Just pretend like it's one ofthose sitcoms where they change
a person and like We'll just belike, yeah, and we're joined
here with a loser, Alex.
Completely different person andthey don't even like address it
yeah, I'm kind of down for that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Yeah, either he can
be a host, or we just like have
him fucking record an audio orsomething because he might be
working or something greatepisode, oh whoa whoops, great
yeah, great episode.
Now personally, I would putCode Black our episode on Iconic
(01:10:12):
.
It goes way above Cast Away,but you know.
Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yeah, but we didn't
do that, so it's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Next tier list.
Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Code Black is good.
I'm ready for part two.
Look, if we had to rate them, Iguess it's part three.
Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
I was going to put it
in bad if we had to rate it.
Wow, I guess it's part three.
Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
I was going to put it
in bad if we had to rate it.
Wow, rate what Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
If we had to rate all
the episode ideas, Look 1 to
100, S tier Code black.
Bottom of good, Top bad.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Okay, tarp equals map
.
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Tarp does not.
Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Oh S tier.
Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
S tier Tarp equals
square, equals map.
Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Tarp equals square.
Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Square equals.
Map tarp equals square squareequals map.
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I love it and I still
stand by that logic.
All right, you know what I'mgonna give you credit.
You've stood by it the entiretime I will not back down.
Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
You have not now you
have not.
Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
That's okay, it's all
right somehow got to turn that
into a shirt host.
Oh, get us, get us All righteverybody.
Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Thank you so much for
listening to this episode of
will you survive the podcast.
This is our season finale.
We will be back with season sixnext time.
We hope you keep downloading,keep telling Alexa to play our
will you survive the podcastepisodes and we will see you on
the next time.
Until then, stay alive.
Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Unless you lose a
season.
You suck Me, eric.
We're legitness Also.
Fuck you, dwayne Johnson.
Thank you.