Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast

Hey astrobaddies & daddies...welcome to Winestrology, the podcast where we drop episodes a day early to sync with the full moon.

This week's guest is none other than New York-based astrologer, author, and our new favourite Gemini, Lisa Stardust. Lisa, who, in typical Gemini fashion, became an astrologer before it was cool, joins  Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) for their first zero-proof episode to chat hor...

It's finally here, astrobaddies and daddies!

Apologies for the delay...technical difficulties had your girl Lwini (@winisays) in a tizzy trying to salvage the audio for this week's episode—it almost didn't happen at all! Still, the tea was too hot not to be shared, and with some late-night cocktails and Nicole's (@nicoledaniellexo) encouragement, miracles happened...

This week's guest, Maryaam Lewis-Herbert, ...

Astrobaddies (and daddies) rejoice!

Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) is back, and this week, she and Lwini (@winisays) are joined by astrologer, tarot reader, and the most docile Leo you'll ever meet, Queen Jade, to discuss the descendant and the ways its planetary ruler can affect your love life—yes, even more than Venus!

This week's bottle was selected for us by Loopline Bottle Shop and Wine Bar's General Manager, Diana Bu...

When the cat's away, the mouse will find another co-host...

In this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) joins Aimee Macedo, Director of Ossington's family-owned Downtown Winery, to celebrate Toronto's hospitality scene, tradition, Portuguese wine and astrology basics.

With a curated flight of Downtown Winery's exclusive house wines, Aimee shares her experiences operating a family business, dating Geminis and ha...

"Play up, b*tch!" - a Mars in the 10th house native, probably.

In this episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by astrologer and pop culture connoisseur known for her deep dives into today's biggest cultural moments, Tasha Beg (@thepopastrologist). Tasha spills the tenth house's secrets, including its astrological lore, advice on how to channel your tenth house energy in the workplace...

PSA: it's still rough in these astro-streets for the foreseeable future...but never fear—Stevie's here! 

Better known by her ultra-Taurean moniker, Spaghetti Witch, Stevie's back on the pod again. This time, she's dropping cosmic gems, including tea on this year's major remaining transits, an astrological sneak peek into the transformative energy of 2026, and advice for each of the rising signs on how to sur...

Don't call it a comeback, it's more of a "oh, they're still a thing?".

Thanks for joining us for Winestrology 2.0—an astrology podcast for the witchy and the bitchy. 

Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are back, still sipping wine and roasting the signs, but also discussing life from a cosmic lens, using astrology as their roadmap to relationships, romance, finances, self-fulfillment and more. <...

Happy Valentine's Day, astrobaes!

In this very special episode of Winestrology,  Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are summoned by listener, Bee, to help her with the eternal conundrum: how to escape the toxic clutches of a Virgo man!

Join us with a bottle of Megalomaniac's Narcissist Riesling as we catch you all up on what we've been up to over the past year and analyze the sysnastr...

Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies!

Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the sign.

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We're back and on track!

This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree!

This very serious episode calls for a very serious wine, so t...

In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by fashionista and creative Ava Asly after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo".

Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own complicated relationships with th...

IT'S THE 50TH EPISODE...ON WINESTROLOGY'S FEED!
 
So yes, not quite episode 50 yet but Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) decided to celebrate anyway with yet another "Speakeasy" segment. This week, the astrobaes sip some gin-based French 75s and discuss toxic positivity, branded mindfulness and the predatory side of "self-help".

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This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guests Dana, Elyse and Sarah of Allegedly Astrology Podcast for a chat about everyone's favourite Twitter discourse topic: toxic relationships.

The astrobaddies pop a bottle of Tenuta Santomè's 2020 Prosecco Rosé Brut and discuss Saturn contacts, Plutonian inter-chart aspects, as well as their favourite toxic relationships (which i...

On this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the aspects by exploring how they play out in a synastry chart. The astrobaddies discuss the importance of trines, debate the power of the conjunction and share their favourite dysfunctional but sexy interchart aspects with another of Lauren Power's wine recommendations, Gnarled Vine's 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon.

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Hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) continue their series on synastry by exploring the so-called "relationship houses" in a chart. In this week's episode, the astrobaddies crack a bottle of Zinio Bodega's 2020 Rioja Blanca and discuss the anatomy of a romantic relationship from the 1st to the 8th houses.

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Valentine's Day is around the corner, so this week, your hosts  Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are here to hook you up with some knowledge and insight into the world's tastiest aphrodisiac: wine.

They are joined by wine expert Lauren Power of Tre Amici, a Toronto-based wine importer with an ultra-exclusive portfolio. Lauren has curated a special three-pack of Valentine's inspired "Wine...