Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast

Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast

Is that Libra interested or just bored? Is your mother-in-law actually crazy, or just a Gemini? Should you double text that Scorpio? Are Virgos okay? Why do Aquarians act like...that? Welcome to Winestrology, the weekly comedy podcast hosted by Lwini and Nicole, two wine-loving besties here to spill the tea (and the wine) about the signs, planets, birth charts and other related topics. Join us each week as we dive deeper into astrology and the systems that explain it while sharing roaring laughs and juicy personal anecdotes. Sit back, relax and sip along.

Episodes

February 14, 2024 121 mins

Happy Valentine's Day, astrobaes!

In this very special episode of Winestrology,  Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are summoned by listener, Bee, to help her with the eternal conundrum: how to escape the toxic clutches of a Virgo man!

Join us with a bottle of Megalomaniac's Narcissist Riesling as we catch you all up on what we've been up to over the past year and analyze the sysnastr...

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Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies!

Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the sign.

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April 13, 2022 82 mins

We're back and on track!

This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree!

This very serious episode calls for a very serious wine, so t...

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In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by fashionista and creative Ava Asly after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo".

Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own complicated relationships with th...

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March 30, 2022 96 mins

Happy #WineWednesday, astrobaes!

We are celebrating the Astro New Year and one of the messiest weeks of 2022 by revisiting one of our very first (and very drunk) episodes about everyone's favourite agents of chaos: Aries.

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March 23, 2022 85 mins

IT'S THE 50TH EPISODE...ON WINESTROLOGY'S FEED!
 
So yes, not quite episode 50 yet but Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) decided to celebrate anyway with yet another "Speakeasy" segment. This week, the astrobaes sip some gin-based French 75s and discuss toxic positivity, branded mindfulness and the predatory side of "self-help".

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This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guests Dana, Elyse and Sarah of Allegedly Astrology Podcast for a chat about everyone's favourite Twitter discourse topic: toxic relationships.

The astrobaddies pop a bottle of Tenuta Santomè's 2020 Prosecco Rosé Brut and discuss Saturn contacts, Plutonian inter-chart aspects, as well as their favourite toxic relationships (which i...

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March 9, 2022 67 mins

On this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the aspects by exploring how they play out in a synastry chart. The astrobaddies discuss the importance of trines, debate the power of the conjunction and share their favourite dysfunctional but sexy interchart aspects with another of Lauren Power's wine recommendations, Gnarled Vine's 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon.

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March 2, 2022 73 mins

Hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) continue their series on synastry by exploring the so-called "relationship houses" in a chart. In this week's episode, the astrobaddies crack a bottle of Zinio Bodega's 2020 Rioja Blanca and discuss the anatomy of a romantic relationship from the 1st to the 8th houses.

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February 23, 2022 102 mins

This week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) revisit the planets and discuss their individual significance in a synastry chart with a crisp bottle of Provolo Wines' 2019 Soave. 

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February 16, 2022 120 mins

Hey astrobaes, no new episode this week due to some technical difficulties but please enjoy this oldie-but-goodie as we round out the end of Aquarius season with a light-hearted roast of our favourite water-bearing contrarians!

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Valentine's Day is around the corner, so this week, your hosts  Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are here to hook you up with some knowledge and insight into the world's tastiest aphrodisiac: wine.

They are joined by wine expert Lauren Power of Tre Amici, a Toronto-based wine importer with an ultra-exclusive portfolio. Lauren has curated a special three-pack of Valentine's inspired "Wine...

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February 2, 2022 83 mins

Welcome to season four, astrobaes!

In this week's episode, your hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) provide a quick run-down of the new (and old) terms and descriptions you'll be hearing this season. Armed with a chilled bottle of Nomad at Hinterbrook's Venus Rosé (2020), the astrobaes discuss the basics of the astrology of love, sex and attraction, and share their perspective on a listene...

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January 26, 2022 1 min

Happy New Year, astrobaes!

Welcome to the fourth season of Winestrology, the podcast where two best friends sip wine, roast the signs, and use astrology to interpret relationships?

That's right, this season is all about synastry (the sexy kind) and your hosts Wini (@winisays), Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) and their brand new guests will be learning all about chemistry, attraction and compatibility in romantic c...

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Happy anniversary to us! 🎊

On the official finale (finally) of the third season, hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) celebrate Winestrology's first birthday with a birth chart reading from special guest astrologer Isaiah Alpheratz, or The Elysian Aquarius, as he's better known to his disciples. 

The astrobaes crack open a 2020 bottle of Vintage Ink Wines' Rosé while Isaiah shares...

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December 8, 2021 94 mins

IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON...and the Winestrology babes have a special gift for you, astrobaes! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) sip on Moselland's Red Cat Riesling and share their gift ideas for everyone on your nice (or naughty) list based on the most active houses in their birth chart.

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December 1, 2021 127 mins

Happy #SagSzn, astrobaes! Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are taking the week off for some much-needed R&R before releasing a new episode next week.

In honour of one of our messy faves, please enjoy the tea (and jokes) about one of our favourite signs, Sagittarius!

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It's baaaack...and it's better!

This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guest Miracle Kerr of Miracle Management for their second Speakeasy episode. 

In this episode, the friends discuss how the pandemic has affected their relationships and ways that they socialize, dating in a city plagued by the "Toronto mans", the dangers of #Girlboss culture and wha...

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November 17, 2021 92 mins

It's another mini-ish-sode, astrobaes! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the ascendant (sort of) by way of its master, the chart ruler (aka the dominant planetary force that dictates your entire astrological destiny–just kidding, but it is important). Equipped with a bottle of Konzelmann Estate Winery's infamous Peachwine, the astrobaddies discuss the significance of the chart ruler and t...

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November 10, 2021 119 mins

Happy #ScorpioSzn, astrobaes! Life happens, so no new episode this week. Instead, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are re-visiting one of our favourite episodes from season one (which seems, so so long ago now).

In honour of #SpookySzn (because real witches know it doesn't just end on November 1st) please enjoy a re-listen (or first listen) of 'Scornful Scorpio'.

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