The nastiest mess you never had to clean up is illustrated in this edition of "W.T.F.P: Storytime," featuring guest story-teller, CHRIS, owner-operator of Main Street Cleaning Service, with over a quarter century of commercial cleaning experience to the name.
From custom artwork painted in feces by an artist nobody remembers hiring, to after-hours romance, with a few daycare boogers sprinkled here and there for seasoning, CHRIS explains the business of shaping profit out of a seemingly shitty situation.
Our guest insists that the underside of toilet seats have shared equal rights and treatment with the topside of toilet seats since the founding of his "sanitation nation," and explains why pride in a well kept office or business facility begins in the bathroom.
CHRIS attempts unsuccessfully to debate host PHATEROC's prowess in defecatory analysis.
PHATAL EXTRACTION: "Glitter is a tool of the devil." - GUEST
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