Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom

We got another heavy hitter episode for you today.

This one is usually at or near the top of any disturbing movie list out there.

Lets see how it stacks up on today's episode.

Shout out to OKC James for the recommendation!

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Episode Transcript

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You will be given a test to determine your ability to withstand shock.

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Well, look who's here.
This is the night when fear and horror walk hand in hand.
Do you feel up to it?
The most terrifying form of evil is that which lurks within the human mind.

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Rated X.
Welcome to what the fuck are you watching? We're a weekly movie podcast discovering the disturbing,
the extreme and everything in between. Most of the time for the first time.
Before we started this podcast, I had only ever seen, uh, Bay Bay's kids.

(00:50):
What a fucking deep cut.
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
Sound off in the fucking speak pipe. If you've seen Bay Bay.
Hell yeah.
So like Jack doesn't want to participate. He doesn't ever know what the fuck is going on.

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He doesn't get our references. I'm Chris and with me today is the women that doesn't like
their sound drop anymore. Lisa.
That does ring true. Yeah.
You bitch.

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AKA the bitch wife.
I'm also joined by the pretty cool dude that still likes his sound drop.
Bow. That's me.
It's sort of like dead naming. Cause as we've established in the Lord,
my formal name is actually Elizabeth Holmes. Yes.
I apologize.

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That was okay.
Just go with bow for short.
Now when I'm not wearing turtlenecks and sort of relishing and wallowing in my ill gotten gains,
I do go by bow.
So, oh yeah. Podcast upgrade unlocked.

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We got a Blu ray player from my computer now so we can watch physical movies here on the podcast
together. Oh yeah.
I've been amassing a few. Got some coming in the mail.
I won't be covering them.
Yeah. Love dump is on the way.

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Nice.
And that's in no form or fashion implying that we've previously been almost exclusively
pirating everything we've watched. Absolutely not.
That's not what we do here. We're law abiding citizens.
Praise the Lord. Make America great again.

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All right. Shout out to everybody. It's been sending us recommendations, man.
We got a ton of them in last week. We will definitely be getting to those.
I think moving forward, we're going to start staggering them.
We're going to do one of our picks, then a recommendation, so on and so forth.

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Yes. Keep them recommendations coming.
We love it.
Yeah.
A special shout out to James from Oklahoma City. Sent us an awesome email.
Gave us a ton of recommendations.
Yeah.
One of them just so happens to be the movie we're covering today.
Yeah.
So I think we're going to retroactively call this one a listener request.

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Yeah.
Because we can do that. Literally the day after we decided to do this, he sent an email.
Yeah.
But yeah, thanks for the email. Thanks for all the nice stuff you said.
Especially to women.
Yeah.
We're glad that you-

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Yeah. If I remember correctly, he echoed the strong and good sentiment that women shouldn't have rights.
Lisa is a bitch.
Yeah, that's definitely in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we'll definitely do your request still. Keep them coming. We love them.

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I'm just not going to be able to give you an exact timeline like I used to.
Shit's going crazy over here.
And I don't write shit down.
Uh-huh.
I learned the magic of writing things down, but I have not implemented it.
Whoa, Lisa! What the fuck are you watching?

(04:43):
Well, apparently I'm watching.
Fallow.
Or 120 Days of Sodom.
And I don't know what year this movie is from.
What, Reggie?
1975.
It was released in early January of 1976.
I did not realize that this is based on a book.
Yes, it sure is.

(05:05):
That's interesting.
I want to check out the book now.
Fallow or Fallow.
Fallow.
Fallow or the 120 Days of Sodom.
First and foremost, pick a fucking title, dude.
Uh...
I think the name of the book is 120 Days of Sodom.

(05:27):
It is, but...
It is kind of strange.
It's kind of bullshit. I mean, you can't just fucking take two titles.
Put a colon in there at least. Damn.
Oh my god.
This one's directed by Pierre Pia...
Pierre Paolo Pasolini.

(05:49):
Written by Pierre Paolo Pasolini, Sergio Sitti, and Pupi Avadi.
Hey, Pupi.
Starring Paolo Bonaselli, Giorgio Cattacataldi, and Umberto Paolo...
Quintavalli.

(06:10):
And a whole lot of others.
Mm-hmm.
The director of this movie, Pierre Paolo Pasolini.
Very interesting dude.
Also super gay.
Okay.
Super gay.
Some of the pictures, he's a pretty good-looking guy.
Yeah.
Some of them, not so much.

(06:32):
I think straight-on shots, not so great.
You get a profile shot of him, pretty good-looking dude.
Well, yeah, everybody has their good side.
Born in 1922.
He'd spend his early days drinking and dancing with the bros, and also jerking them off.
Fucking cock.
Got in trouble for it.

(06:54):
Well, of course, because in those times you couldn't do those things.
Yeah.
And in these times you shouldn't.
He moved to Rome with his mom, kind of living in the poor side of town.
Became a schoolteacher, secondary school, which I'm assuming is like high school here in the US.

(07:16):
Mm-hmm.
Historically a great place for gays.
Well, he became attracted to one of his male students.
Yeah, goddammit.
Uh...
Well, it checks out, if it's one thing, it's homosexual, it's like, it's little boys.
And that's just an appropriate blanket statement.
Yeah.

(07:38):
Super political dude was like hardline communist.
But also kind of nationalist, maybe not nationalist, I think that has certain connotations to it.
Well, in the former times, they were more definable pedagogues of ideology.

(08:02):
Things have gotten a little washed out subsequently.
I mean, his politics were wild.
He had him almost conflicting at times.
Super left, Marxist, communist, wasn't down for abortion.
And, you know, Italy at the time was not a place to be a communist.

(08:24):
I think they were just coming off of probably the most fascist country ever.
I was about to say they were still into fascism, right?
Yeah.
You know, his job got threatened because he was such a commie.
Yeah.
Everybody's kind of sending him like vague threats, like you should stop that commie shit, dude.

(08:44):
Stop sucking off them kids.
Yeah.
And, you know, he becomes a poet, filmmaker, gets in deep with political parties, doing his thing.
Yeah, I read that this was his last film.
Yeah.

(09:06):
And yeah, he kind of meant for it to be like a take on what was going on in the country or something.
I don't know. I haven't watched the movie yet.
I don't know.
And, you know, he just really hated kind of like the Americanization of Italy, moving into like the 60s and whatnot.

(09:30):
And, you know, the capitalism and consumerism that was just kind of fucking taking hold everywhere.
That's what I meant when I said he was kind of a nationalist.
And, you know, all the Italians speak Italian.
Damn it.
Hated television.
Said that it was like the number one cause of, you know, or the number one propagation machine of consumerism.

(09:58):
Well, there's some merit to that almost especially in Italian history.
Their television stations are sort of famously all spearheaded and or owned by the de facto figurehead of the government, which, you know, leads to obvious problems.
Hell, yeah.

(10:20):
And likely so saying solos, the last movie he ever made, he was murdered weeks before its release.
Didn't know that part.
Yeah.
And it's like still unsolved to this day.
Holy crap.

(10:42):
He was abducted, tortured, had his fucking balls beat in with a pipe burnt alive.
Crazy thing.
They wild over there in Italy, man.
I don't get it.
We suppose it's actually unsolved.
Probably not.
Well, I'm sure someone knows.
I guess if it's not in the public domain, that counts as unsolved.

(11:03):
Yeah.
Nobody. Yeah.
Like nobody really knows what happens.
There's, of course, like heated debate over what actually happened.
Well, and he was so hated for the political shit.
And that's also things that would happen to gay people.
So was it just a hate crime because he was gay or was it because of his politics?

(11:24):
Yeah.
Giuseppe Pinopelosi was caught driving Pasolini's car and he was there at the time of the murder and he ended up confessing to it.
Oh, yeah.
He got ran over by his own car like three, four or five times.
Listen, gays, historically bad drivers.
Yeah.

(11:45):
So he's happened.
And Pelosi confessed to the murder.
He's like, yeah, dude.
And then, but after serving like years in prison, he was like, yeah, I didn't do it.
He was actually murdered by like five people.
He said three people with a southern accent.
Way down south.
While while insulting him as a dirty communist.

(12:08):
What's a southern Italian song like?
I don't know.
Arrivederci.
Yeah, it sounds like you when you speak Italian.
Sounds like you trying to read Japanese names.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm an honorary meatball.
Oh, my gosh.

(12:31):
But then like.
You look like one of them linguine's.
Oh, my God.
But then you can't believe this guy now, though.
I mean, he said he did it.
Now he says he didn't do it.
And these people did it instead.
Yeah.
Like, as of I think, 2023, because the case has been reopened.

(12:58):
It's a considered a cold case.
Yeah.
You know, we got we got that DNA shit now.
And now it's kind of suggested that he was murdered as part of like a contract killing.
Somebody put out a hit on him.

(13:19):
Committed by the Banca della Maglianna.
God damn it.
Bandar della Maglianna, a criminal organization with close ties to far right terrorism.
Well, I was like, it does sound more like a crime that a group of people would commit.
Yeah.

(13:40):
You don't pull a dude out of his car and beat his fucking dick in by yourself.
And then running over several times, setting one fire.
Yeah.
And, you know, I guess it depends on how much spare time I have that day.
To me, it just sounds like the typical stories that I've heard of, you know, groups of people going and beating up people because they're black or because they're gay.

(14:06):
It does scream fuck the fags.
True.
Yeah.
I still think it's because of his kind of like political ties, though, because he was fucking raising hell everywhere.
I'm sure it was.
But then they decided he's gay, so we have to beat his dick in.
Even with his own fucking political party.
Like he was just doing his own fucking thing.

(14:28):
He didn't give a fuck, dude.
Yeah.
And, you know, if it's, I don't know, a far right terrorist organization, that sounds about right.
Well, that's kind of what I was comparing it to.
It's always the group of white guys going to beat up the gay guys and the black guys.
Anytime, anytime there's a mob of dudes, they're always going for the dick, though.

(14:52):
You don't even have to be gay.
They just go for the fucking dick.
Maybe. Maybe you're right.
I think I think like baseline, almost especially hyper masculine men are like the gayest creatures I've encountered in my life.
Like they're not out eating ass maybe of their bros, but like they're they've seen pretty fucking gay men.

(15:13):
Yeah.
Do some gay shit.
Which I don't really care about.
Everyone seems a little gay to me.
Yeah.
The special thing about it is like that that specific brand of hyper masculine is like super threatened by any feminine notions or like having any femininity ascribed to them that.
Oh, yeah.

(15:34):
Something about that level of insecurity screams faggotry.
I don't know.
Deeply closeted.
Yeah, it's just you just get a grip, man.
Yeah. You don't even got to be gay.
Just fucking chill out.
Everyone's a little girly.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just got to get shit on.

(15:56):
Well, and I think the ones that really have those gay urges are usually the ones that are the most outspoken and like fuck those gay.
They're the ones going straight for the fucking dick every time.
Yeah.
That's like if I if I redownloaded Grindr and showed you the messages on it, it's all from fucking straight.
Yeah.

(16:17):
You know, you get a group of like three or four dudes.
We got to go kill this guy.
And one of them's like, yo, let's fucking bash his fucking balls in.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
And that's the one that wants to suck his friends dick.
Yeah.
Are you hard?
He wants to be bound.
Listen, if you and your group of friends are going to murder somebody and your friends like, hey, we got to fucking cut his dick off, smash his dick in anything with his dick.

(16:46):
He definitely wants to fuck you.
Would it be crazy if we just sucked his dead dick right now?
Wouldn't it be crazy?
Yeah.
What if to like embarrass him, we just like took a picture in two tuxes in front of a judge.
Yeah.
And like made out a little.
Yeah.

(17:07):
Wouldn't that be funny?
That'd be like the funniest thing to do to that guy.
Yeah.
Anyway, motherfucking solo.
This is supposedly a spicy boy, man.
This is one of them heavy hitters, man.
Yeah, I read some comment.
Everybody's always bringing this one up.
So he might be in for a treat.
Mm hmm.
The storyline is as follows. This one submitted by Killer Ghost in Nazi fascist Northern Italy in 1943 to 1944.

(17:37):
Four senior members of government aided by henchmen and Nazi soldiers, kidnap a group of young men and women.
They hold them for one hundred and twenty days, subjecting them to all manner of torture, perversion and degradation.
Thanks, Killer Ghost.
Now, you might be wondering, my kids been learning about World War Two.

(18:03):
Yeah, yeah.
Can I play?
Can I play in this movie as a little history lesson?
Luckily for you, we got the parents guide.
Yeah.
Sex and nudity has been rated severe.
Two teen boys are told to pull their pants and underwear down and expose themselves to a group of adults to be inspected.

(18:25):
The camera pans from the boys faces all the way down to their crotches and their penises shown in clear view.
See some dicks.
Yeah, I think I'm going to hate this movie.
Sexual content, 10 out of 10.
Oh, God.
Extreme aberrant sexual perversions, in interrupt, male and female nudity, extreme sex descriptions, masturbation, rape, sex, in interrupt, sexual dialogue.

(19:00):
OK, you cannot use in interrupt twice in a fucking sentence, dude.
Anyway, fuck your fucking entry, dude.
I'm not even reading anymore.
Many sexual acts are shown or talked about graphically at one time or another, but usually without showing direct sexual contact.

(19:22):
Acts include sodomy, coprophilia, transvestism, S&M, rape and masturbation.
Man, motherfucker's using big words here today, dude.
Oh, my God, there's a scene where a young man and woman have a mock wedding and all of the other sex slaves are naked with genitalia showing.

(19:47):
And one of the fascists stops the ceremony to come and grope and kiss the naked bodies of the men and women.
Hell, yeah.
A mock wedding with all the sex slaves watching.
Can't wait to see that.
Yeah.
I remember upon reviewing this, I remember this movie actually probably from like I'm sure there's some stuff I've forgotten.

(20:12):
Yeah.
I don't know if you'll hate it as much as you think you will, Lisa.
Yeah, it's not like great.
Yeah, I just don't like that.
This is obviously going to be more child nudity and sexual stuff.
These kids are obviously teenagers that are playing in this movie.

(20:34):
I don't like that.
It's probably not super bad.
It's an old fucking movie.
I know.
We'll see.
We'll see how I feel.
It's strange because it's like if memory serves.
I guess you have to sort of apply a lens of the times and also the relationship with like things like age of consent from that time period and also that geography.

(20:58):
Yeah, that's true.
Not that that makes any of it more appropriate.
Yeah, in my opinion, but it is like, this is a product of an era that for good reason none of us will really relate to.
You know.
Yeah.
A young woman urinates onto a man's face and the man drinks it.

(21:19):
Oh yeah.
We're going to have some more pee going on in this movie.
Love it.
Violence and gore is berated severe, a girl's scalp is cut off, very graphic.
A young man's tongue is cut off, brief but graphic.
A person's eye is graphically cut out with a knife, lasts for a few seconds.
Graphic.

(21:41):
A young man is whipped on the back several times after not begging like a dog.
Several not begging like a dog?
Yeah.
Several young men and women are raped.
Profanity has been rated severe.
The word bitch has been said a few times.
Yeah, sure has.
That's where I draw the line.

(22:02):
Yeah, definitely dude.
Ho is said several times, though usually not in an overly derogatory manner.
There are some sexual dials.
Yeah.
It's fine.
It's fine really.
It's not overly derogatory.

(22:23):
Not overly derogatory.
Yeah.
There's...
You're a cute little ho, aren't you?
He just says you're kind of a ho.
You're a little hoey.
There's some sexual dialogue.
Also a few uses of fuck and shit in the Criterion dubbed version.

(22:44):
Oh no.
Yeah.
This is like some Criterion collection shit, man.
We're like big time now, man.
Doing a Criterion movie.
Alcohol, drugs, and smoking has been rated mild.
Several characters smoke throughout the film.
Oh my God.
It was still good for your health then.
Hell yeah.

(23:05):
Yeah.
Doctors were prescribing it.
Got them new asbestos filters.
Frightening and intense scenes have been rated severe.
Rated X for extreme disturbing sexual and sadistic violence, brutality, and cruelty,
graphic perverse dialogue, and for extreme aberrant and grotesque depravity.

(23:28):
Fucking aberrants back at it again.
Everybody eats human feces at the dinner event.
Some are smiling and loving it while others are disgusted slash gross.
It was really funny.
I saw, I was looking up the movie before we started, and I saw somebody on Reddit saying like,
why did all these teenagers agree to do this and be sexually abused and all this stuff?

(23:55):
And somebody commented on it and said they weren't actually sexually abused.
This is a movie.
Like Leonardo DiCaprio didn't drown at the end of Titanic.
He didn't?
And they were like these kids didn't actually eat shit.
It was chocolate.
That's a real boner killer.
I just thought it was funny.

(24:16):
Like Leonardo DiCaprio didn't drown and these kids didn't really eat shit.
Speaking of which, fun fact.
Actress Helene Sigre, Sigiri, claimed that, you know, it was a pretty good time on set and everybody was happy having a good time.

(24:38):
She said that the movie kind of happened in the editing room.
Once they chopped it, screwed it all together, it turned into the movie we've seen.
But at the time, they didn't really know how fucked up it was going to be.
Yeah.
Yeah. When they're filming, they don't know how it's going to turn out.

(25:01):
Well, they know. They kind of know a little.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's true.
But I mean, like when they edit it all together, they don't know.
Yeah, no, for sure.
Yeah, I mean, you know, strategic cuts and whatnot.
You probably don't even know you're getting butt-wrecked.
Just like, yeah, fall down.

(25:24):
Anyway, see if I can find some pearl clutches in the...
Yeah, I looked on...
I saw some on Rotten Tomatoes and the first couple were like, oh my God, this is the worst.
It's so bad.
And then the third one was like boring, boring, boring.
That's what I love about Reddit specifically.

(25:45):
I know you're saying Rotten Tomatoes, but it's...
You know, it's going to repeat on any forum, I'm sure.
But Reddit's that way.
You've got like one thread, which is like everyone talking about how traumatizing this film-watching experience was.
And then you've got another thread that was just like, I honestly expected so much worse.
OK, here's one for you.
Pat Licini was a gay faggot retard commie pederast and the movie is just nauseating excuse to indulge in his very own deviant pro...

(26:13):
Proclivities.
Proclivities. I could say that word.
And...
Unfortunately, I kind of agree with this one.
Yeah, yeah.
And Vyces, while projecting them onto his political enemies, the right.
Not too far from what communists do nowadays.
Complete waste of time and utterly repulsive.
Yeah.
So...
Unfortunately, I think, yeah, it has to be a little bit.

(26:36):
He's just doing it for his own enjoyment.
Well, so you can make that argument, but you can't devalue the amount of attention it's received.
They're actively eyes consuming the media being presented.
Yeah.
So there's obviously an audience for it.
Maybe. I also know this guy is kind of of the thought that if you're going to make art, it's got to be so fucking extreme that you can't market it to the masses.

(27:10):
Yeah, which is kind of an elitist, like a strain of elitism that I don't relate with either.
Yeah.
I think it's just that anti-fucking consumerism shit that he's...
No, I'm sure it is, but it's such a pretentious way to...
I don't know.
Just from my perspective, that's just pretension and like ego.

(27:32):
Yeah.
True.
Oh, damn, I can buy the book on Kindle for 75 cents.
Oh, yeah, we didn't talk about Marquis de Sade.
Yeah.
Fucking movies based on his book.
What I didn't know is sadism is based on like him or like his characters in his books.

(27:54):
Oh, really?
So, yeah, the whole like framework for that like manifestation of manifestation of like sexual psychosis is the archetypes were presented in his literature.
Yeah. So either it's Marquis de Sade or it's sadism or sadism or we just fucked words up somewhere and...

(28:23):
Well, that's just the Americanized of it all, right?
Tomato, tomato, really.
I tried to read the book and it's pretty spicy, but I think it's got old ass book syndrome and it's really fucking boring.
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be hard to get through.
It's kind of a slog, right?
Yeah.

(28:44):
It's like 400 pages, so that's not terrible.
Oh, and I love a good five, six hundred page book.
I really fucking do, but not by just anybody.
You know?
Yeah.
I bought the book.
It might take me a long time to get through it, but I'll let you guys know how it goes.
Hell yeah.
Are you guys ready to watch this shit?
Yeah, we need to.

(29:05):
Italian sounds cool, even if it means dumb shit, though, you know what I mean?
It's like the most romantic language on the planet.
Yeah, and like you can sound Italian just saying the name normal too.
Well, yeah.
Pasolini. The only name I have.
Pierre? You're going to call that Pierre? That's Pierre, dude.
It's not Pierre. I mean, I guess it is if you say it's stupid.

(29:27):
Yeah, well, that's the argument holds water with every word.
Yeah.
Every word is said stupid.
Yeah, words are stupid.
Italian music plays.

(29:50):
All is good when it's excessive.
Arrivederci!
Yeah, it looks like Italy.
I don't want to go to Italy so bad.
It looks really good for 1975 though.
The whole film does. And that's what I mean by like, I don't, it like helps divorce me from any of the like actual

(30:18):
like trauma, I think, because it's like a pretty film.
How come so many Italians are so hot?
Yeah, it's pretty good looking dudes, man.
Well, and women.
Yeah, not even just dudes like we've only seen dudes so far, but.
Yeah.

(30:39):
I don't know, man. And like a lot of Asian women are really hot too. Not so much the men, I guess.
Everybody's fucking hot, man.
Eh, not everybody.
They ain't spitting that girl's eye.
Oh yeah.

(31:00):
They're going to marry each other's daughters?
In puberty's ambush, maidens bloom.
It is kind of an ambush.
Yeah, they're going to inspect trousers down, shirts up.

(31:23):
Hell yeah.
That's the way we like to fuck.
Yep.
I like the big guy back there with the sideways hat.
Yeah, look at the neck on that fuck.
Fucking kingpin looking motherfucker.
Yeah, look at that guy.
He's going to be a problem.
So is he dicks.
Yeah, look at those uncircumcised dicks.
Like a fucking cannoli.

(31:46):
Oh, that makes me like them.
The cannolis?
Yeah. If their dicks look like cannolis, then I'm like, oh yeah.
Suck that cream out, baby.
Now I see the appeal.
The appeal?

(32:13):
I'm not going to remember a single one of these motherfuckers, dude.
No.
The names don't carry a ton of importance.
Don't expect me to deflower you.
It's not what we're expecting at all, sir.

(32:38):
Deflower.
Yeah, deflower.
You can deflower buttholes.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
It's kind of weird talking to boys and saying deflowering, I guess.
But you still understand what they mean.
Yeah, there's just so many people here.
I don't think we're used to seeing this many people in a movie.

(32:59):
And it remains like hundreds of fuckers walking around this whole fucking movie.
That's so crazy.
Yeah, dude.
And they said they had a good time on set and everything.
Everybody was having a good time.
I mean, they looked like they're having fun.
Yeah.
At least that one woman was.
I don't know who it was.
Well, she said everybody.

(33:21):
Did you look at all those girls look like fucking models?
That's so stupid.
I know.
They're all so pretty.
Yeah, some people's faces, they deserve to be punched.
Yeah.
That cross I do kind of reminds me of what's his name?
Dana Carvey.

(33:43):
Dana Carvey.
But specifically when he's doing that master disguise.
I wish it was Turtle.
Turtle, turtle.
Yeah.
That one wasn't so pretty.
Do we miss these eyebrows?
I don't know.
I just naturally have these really thin fucking eyebrows.

(34:08):
That's true.
I'm cool with everybody having no eyebrows.
I wish I had nice eyebrows.
We'll get you said eyebrows one day, baby.
I don't want my eyebrows to look like that for sure.
That's insane.
I think you should do the Amanda Palmer just draw crazy shapes on your eye.

(34:35):
She got like bars and shit on her.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, what I wouldn't recommend is having platinum blonde hair and using a brown eyeliner pencil on the eyelid of your eye.
Yeah.
So then depict it.
You should at least go to the brow line.
I think anyone know the difference between eight no no and family eight is twice for no no is twice not for what about family.

(35:10):
They're fine.
Thank you.
What a stupid joke.
What a stupid joke.
God, I hope that was like a translation problem, not the worst joke I've ever heard in my life.
Well, no, because I think it was a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, I think it was just still a stupid joke.

(35:32):
It was still unfortunately.
The punch line is just that he leaves out family and then he says, what about family?
Oh, they're fine.
Thanks.
OK, yeah.
Not jokes a soldier in a Third Reich would make.

(35:53):
I'm sorry.
I'm still on that, but that was fucking bad.
The third right.
We're on fucking math.
They probably did make jokes like this.
Probably.
You ever met people on math?
Yeah.
They're fucking dumb.
Yeah, but that was like dad joke level, dude.

(36:16):
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
It reminds me of Chris reading his dad joke book the other night to the kids.
I will admit, though, like 10 months in a deployment, everything's really fucking funny.
Yeah, absolutely.
Don't expect to find the freedom granted by the outside world here.

(36:42):
Beyond the reach of legality.
Damn.
They got a rule book.
At 6 p.m. the company will assemble in the Hall of Orgies.
Storyteller.
That's the name of my Wi-Fi router.
Oh, yeah.

(37:03):
Oh my gosh.
And the purpose of these stories, they're going to be to inflame lust.
Okay.
The gentleman will conduct the so-called orgies.

(37:25):
Oh, the great hall is going to be adequately adequately heated, so that's nice for them.
They will copulate indiscriminately, incestuously and sodomistically.
Oh, and it's going to be a daily procedure.
Oh, don't you look at that black.
This is the wrong time period for that.

(37:48):
Get back in line, Hans.
In flagrante delicto.
That's a saying.
Caught red handed, I think.
The slightest religious act by anyone will be punished by death.
Listen, I don't want to say I'm on board here for everything that was just said, but maybe.

(38:11):
Yeah, look at her now.
She doesn't look so crazy anymore.
She's all dressed up.
Well, I got those tiny eyebrows, thin villainous lips.
I don't know if she doesn't look crazy.
I think she looks equally crazy.
Maybe she's just dressed up a little more.

(38:32):
Yeah, she's just not wearing the hat anymore.
I don't like her.
You don't like her?
Yeah.
What a fierce dress, though.
This is what I mean.
The costume is so great.
Yeah, that dress is really pretty.
And the fucking mansion they film it in is wild.
I know, I was going to say earlier, I think I'm just going to be distracted looking at all the cool architecture and stuff that's going on.

(38:58):
Honestly, when I remember most about this, there's some shit that goes down.
But I'm like, but.
She just walks in and fucking.
She just walks in and starts telling a story.
I'm a man.

(39:20):
She's going to show him something that Professor Gentile showed her.
Now, is this is this he bring into inspire less.
I guess so.
They're inflaming lust right now.
I don't know, man, if you need fucking story time to get you hard, dude.
Oh, don't leave out any detail.

(39:44):
Or your will arouse us.
That's not helping.
That is not helping.
I'm hard.
Why aren't you hard?
Yeah.
I'm so wet right now.
I think of her face every time I come.

(40:10):
Swipe the nut off his eye.
I don't know.
He had the insolence to pull away from me.
I want him punished.
No, I don't want that one.
Take this little girl.
Nope.
Just wants her chair.

(40:33):
Still telling the story about she peed on this guy.
Yeah, he consumed every bit of her piss.
Cry tears of blood over her.
What the fuck?
See me.
I can slow.

(40:57):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chicks.
Yeah.
Looks like a diddy party.
Dang, trip that girl.
They cut black the bottom of her feet.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, no.

(41:19):
Yes.
Don't pee on that girl.
Okay.
Dang, did you see the shadow of his dick?
No, I didn't.
Oh my God.
I didn't.
Italians have huge cops.
Yes.
Yes.

(41:40):
Yes.
I think.
This is the one they were describing in the comments.
Oh, where he said it was funny.
Yeah.
It's just going door to door.
Like, fuck my ass.
Will you lick my ass?
Is he saying lick?
I think that's what they said.
Yeah.

(42:01):
Handsome.
I don't know.
That's a handsome asshole.
It's not, though.
Probably not.
El Fisio, it's my turn.
He wants to get fucked now.
Stop fucking that servant and fuck me.

(42:22):
He's going to do it, isn't he?
Yeah.
He's a good soldier.
Yeah.
He's just doing what he's told.
Look at this motherfucker.
It's like fucking Lloyd Kaufman.
Jeez.
He's just having the time of his life right now.
Yeah, this is strange.

(42:44):
Slut.
See how he's done.
Oh my God.
Jack a dick off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me show you how to jack off a dick.
Only a man can do it the right way.
I mean.
Yeah.
God damn.
Her first client was a stout man.
At once I showed him my pussy, which I thought was very special.

(43:09):
Don't they all?
He covered his eyes.
Out of the question.
I'm not interested in your vagina.
These little whores only know how to flaunt their vagina and I'll have to recover from
this site now.
Leaving only her behind uncovered.

(43:30):
Began to suck it greedily.
Dang sucked her butthole.
How can we determine the true inclination between a boy and a girl?
I believe by masturbation.
Okay, Gerard Butler, sit the fuck back down.
He does.

(43:51):
He does.
Yeah, he does.
Oh, here's our mock wedding.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
More wedding should be like this.
I agree.
Naked children everywhere.
Yeah.
Can't fucking contain himself.
Grabbed by the pussy.

(44:13):
Yeah.
Grab them all by the pussy.
Grab all the smirkage.
Oh, grab the dick.
Don't be scared.
Well, you know, I don't think they could fake grabbing the dick.

(44:36):
Oh, don't worry.
I'm going to make out with the old ladies too.
Yeah, just give a fuck.
Doesn't matter what age or gender you are.
That one over there feels a little left out.
He just fucking absentmindedly fucking grabbed her and booed.
You can stay.
You can stay.
Fuck you.

(44:59):
Bene cari, riprendiamo la cerimonia interiore.
Let's resume the ceremony.
Vuoi che Sergio prendere moglie la qui presente, Renata?
They held a mock wedding just so they could watch the newlywed sex.
Yeah.
Okay.
What?
No, her flowers reserved for us.

(45:20):
Oh, no.
Oh, they're both going to get fucked by the old guys.
Oh, my God.
I was going to say at least they get to fuck each other and they don't have to fuck these old guys.
But no, they have to fuck the old guys.
Oh, here comes fucking Donald Duck.
He's going to fuck this guy while he fucks that guy.
He sure is.

(45:41):
You know what?
I like this.
Keep in there.
Oh, no.
He's got to sniff his ass real quick.
See, where was this energy in August?
Exactly.
No fucking gagging here.
No.
He sucked it greedily.
Have any of these people humped before?

(46:03):
That's what I was just going to say.
These movements they're making when they're having sex are so weird.
The philosophical bullshit's not landed for me tonight.
I don't know if it's just me or what.
Well, that's because it's not actual philosophy.
Yeah, no, I was like, it's just not.

(46:24):
They couldn't even agree on it.
They're like, oh, yeah, it's me, Chi.
No, no, no, no.
Fuckin' nada.
Yeah.
And now we're back to story time.
She's just trying to get them all in the mood to be butt fucked.
Yeah.

(46:45):
Threw two chestnuts and made her go fetch them.
I want to see if you're as fast as my dog.
Okay.
I thought it best to go along with the game.
Yeah, why can't we see that?
They didn't plot.
No, we just get to hear about it.
Walking the dogs.
Yeah.

(47:06):
Dogs.
Up the stairs.
Are you guys little boys and girls?
No, I don't.
I don't think my knees can take that.
Only some of them have leashes, though.
Some of them are just free range.
Free range.
He had to hike his leg on the corner.
Yeah.
He's really getting into this dog life.

(47:32):
Maybe I could get into this.
I couldn't.
I'm assuming multiple days pass now and they're kind of like accustomed to the lifestyle.
I don't know, man.
Maybe.
I don't know.

(47:54):
They're not.
I think it would have to be a lot of days for me to be just okay with this.
They're not objecting to the dog life, it seems.
I should bid his hand.
That's kind of weird.
Well, that's what you expect from a dog.
These voiceovers are killing me.

(48:17):
Bam.
Whipping the shit out of that kid.
Yeah.
See, daddy should take a note from this whipping.
Yeah.
That's how you whip daddy.
That's some fucking whipping.
I don't know what daddy was doing.
Yeah, but we're the anarchists.
This is why the philosophy is not landing.

(48:38):
Because it's bullshit.
Yeah.
Would you like some fresh nail grit?
Fuck.
Please.
Is this what those sausage biscuits at your job are like?
Yeah.
But it's like a Russian roulette sort of thing.

(49:00):
Yeah, this girl's like, all right, I'll take the nail bread.
Yeah.
That's what it's like for Chris every day.
Yeah.
I spare you that fucking grisly detail.
But why does he always do it on all fours on the floor?

(49:22):
Yeah, I don't know.
It's kind of weird.
You guys don't eat your biscuits like that?
His coworkers have complained.
Well, what are you going to do?
I was worried at first.
Mellie just kind of let me be.
Except for that one old guy where he's like, hey, that's how my dog eats them.
Yeah, he's like, that's why you keep hearing about this next dog.
Yeah.
You want to go outside, Chris?

(49:44):
Hey, he didn't want to come back in.
Chris didn't want to come back in from breaking.
This is some big ass flowers she has in her hair too.
Monsters, dude.
This is her whole magnolia, as you can see.
Yeah.
What are you doing here, you little bitch?
Who gave you permission to disturb me?

(50:07):
This is exactly how I speak to Jack.
Yeah.
I hadn't been warned of what would happen.
Oh, this girl can't take anymore.
Well, what the fuck do you want me to do about it?
I can't take anymore of this fucking story, man.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, so far, I mean, it's been pretty weird and a couple of people got violated.

(50:31):
Well, this is what I mean.
I know that it's because I'm fucked, but.
Maybe, but damn, I mean.
No, I remember this as like mostly an avant-garde film.
It didn't strike me as like traumatic.
Yeah, we didn't mention the Dante's Inferno references or inspiration, I guess you would say.

(50:56):
Oh.
This has nothing to do with fucking Dante's Inferno.
Yeah, I was like, because I didn't know about it.
Well, the chapters are circles.
Oh.
And this movie was supposed to be the first in a three piece.

(51:17):
But all fuck up, Merck.
Here's fucking dresses, man.
Yeah, they are.
You can't come for this bitch's wardrobe.
Damn it, dude.
I'm fucking sick for stories.
Oh, listen, Linda, we got we got stories, though.

(51:39):
They have story time every day.
Her story and a live pianist.
I get some class.
Yes.
I guess her stories are kind of more interesting than the movies over.
I would like to see her try to.
It is like half the movie, to be fair.
I would like to see her try to outrun a fucking dog.
I would also like to see that depicted.

(52:00):
She gets nutted on her back for some reason.
Before your stories, you should show us your best part.
What if she just showed her toes?
That's your best part.
I don't think we're doing so hot.
He said these buttocks merit merit our attention.

(52:21):
I've seldom seen better.
Is this a joke?
Yeah, that wasn't a very good but 75.
Maybe we got back hasn't come out yet.
Maybe that's considered a part of the story.
This is a certain mix.
That's fucking great, by the way.
Yeah, got a lot more going on than just baby got back.

(52:43):
He does.
He's going to be falling for turds on the floor.
I'm going to poop on the floor.
Here, my child.
It's ready.
He's going to shoot my easy bake up and
he's going to chew on the cords.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(53:05):
Chew all the cords out.
Poop on the floor.
Yeah, dude shit on the floor and he's like, Oh yeah, eat it.
Come on.
So what do we do here?
What do we do?
I wouldn't fucking I wouldn't do it.
I don't know.
I'd probably just take the shot in the back of the head.
I'm not doing it.
Kill me for someone's gun for sure.

(53:28):
Yeah, I'd kill everyone and myself.
Yeah, killing anybody I can.
Fuck you guys.
Yeah, I'm loading.
I'm making sure one of those bullets go straight through my brain.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You wait for one of those soldier dudes to rape somebody or get sucked off and you fucking
take their shit, start blasting.
Mm hmm.
Also, I'm biting dicks.
Yeah.

(53:49):
Yeah, there's no way I'm eating his shit.
Fuck no.
I don't know.
It looks like it looks like a solid, a solid deposit.
Yeah, I didn't remaster that scene very well.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
They definitely left that like blurry so you can't see.
Well, because they don't want you to see that it's not real fucking shit she's eating.

(54:14):
Well, wait, we haven't got to the buffet scene.
Yeah.
Eatin' poop.
Mm hmm.
And he's real happy about it.
And while she brings up the music.
Yeah.
Piano players like, all right, I'm going back to this piano now.

(54:37):
That stupid girl is making a scene over such a delicacy.
Why don't you fucking eat it then?
This bitch has got a story for everything.
Listen, she's been there.
She's done that.
Yeah.
She's shit it on and she's been shit it on.
Yeah.
Let me tell you about the time I ate shit.
Is he really going to another room to whack off?

(54:58):
Imagine having.
Yeah, he needs a mirror.
Imagine this is the face you have that you've been given by God.
Yeah.
If you know.
And you're like, you know what I should do?
I should go jack off in front of a fucking mirror.
Jesus.
That's the grossest thing I've seen so far.
Yeah.
We got to do it, man.

(55:19):
We got to let this guy have his dream of catching all the shit.
Got to get some all.
Get your chamber pots quick.
Show and tell time.
Come, darling, bring your pupils.
Yeah.
Models.
Oh, and then that one.

(55:41):
Yeah.
You know.
Well, and I mean, if she wasn't like next to all these other girls, she might not even
be that bad.
She might be.
She might be an Oklahoma eight.
I don't know for sure.
Yeah.
Oh, only one girl's got shit in her pot.
The most undisciplined of the girls.
Doris.

(56:02):
Why is she wearing an onion bag on her head?
Okay, so I thought they wanted poop.
Why are they mad that she had poop in her bowl?
Well, all shall be revealed.
Okay.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
They just go into the boys dorm.
Just real casually looking at their pots.

(56:24):
They didn't yell at them to line up and show their pots off.
Tell me this boy's ass.
Yeah.
I got to see this poop.
I got to see where this came from.
You even dared to wipe yourself.
How dare you?
Right.
And then the book of grudges.

(56:45):
Yeah.
You can't fucking wipe yourself.
So what?
We're having another mock wedding, but this time the boy is dressed as a bride.
And it's the creepy old guy is the groom.
And poops back on the menu, boys.
Yeah.
And the menu is poop.
That was a lot of poop.

(57:07):
You don't even get a second choice.
This is the part I was describing when I was trying to remember what the fuck this movie was.
I should have fucking known it was just this.
Yeah.
Our girls abstain from relieving themselves all day.
In compliance.
Oh my God.
They just saved up all their poop for tonight.

(57:30):
So you guys can have it for your wedding meal.
Take all the poop you want, guys.
There's plenty to go around.
Nom nom nom.
I know creepy old guys having a good time.
Eat my exquisite bride.
Oh.
You must prepare for our night of love.

(57:53):
As he's stone feeding and shit.
Nothing worse than a breath without odor.
Oh God.
Oh, and it was on her teeth too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the part where my friend threw up.
I mean, it's pretty gross.

(58:14):
You like that one?
But I don't think it looks very realistic, honestly.
No.
It kind of looks like a crappy meatloaf or something.
Oh, they're leaving their wedding feast to go to their wedding night now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he just has shit smeared everywhere.
Oh, let me kiss your forehead and leave a shit lit print.

(58:38):
Oh, piss on me.
Yeah.
That is a fucking piss on me next to the poop trough.
I can't do it.
It won't come.
This is where they put Jack down because he would be able to either.
Oh, yeah.
Right in the mouth.
Is this hot?

(58:59):
No.
No.
Not for me.
Fetish Watch 2025.
Don't think I'm into peeing.
She said I finished and he does not seem very happy about it at first.

(59:21):
Let's find the nicest bottom here.
Hell of a masterpiece.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to decide on the prize for the best bottom.
Oh, the person with the nicest bottom gets killed immediately.

(59:43):
That doesn't seem like a very good deal.
Well, I'm glad my ass isn't that nice.
Listen, I don't want to toot my own horn.
I think if this is my competition.
I don't think my ass is that great looking.

(01:00:05):
I think your ass is pretty nice.
I mean, maybe.
Look at these bony bitches.
Yeah, but like kneeled over like this.
Like we're at a fucking mosque or something.
That's my other issue.
This is not an ideal.
Yeah.
I think I'm standing as some meat.
Yeah.
Well, the thing is, you've got to arch the back.

(01:00:29):
Right.
These guys are doing it the wrong way.
Yeah.
They're in like the cat position.
Look at this position.
That's like the only answer.
But I pick that fucking dude is the nicest ass.
The bonyest one.
Probably three votes to one for the dukes.

(01:00:52):
I've got to see what's going on with that fucking person over there.
Dude.
Yeah.
Okay.
This is a really skinny guy, I guess.
I guess.
He doesn't even look that skinny, though.
I think it was just the way he was positioned.
Why is he going to kill him?

(01:01:13):
The rules.
I know, but I thought he was going to fucking first.
He must be stupid to think that death would be so easy.
We intend to kill you a thousand times.
This bitch still has fucking stories, dude.
Yeah.
The tastiest shit came from the women who had just heard that they were going to die.

(01:01:36):
Fuck you.
I'm not sure if that's the right word.
I think it's the word that's used in the last episode.
I think it's the word that's used in the last episode.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She said something like,
Yeah.
Oh my God.
This is weird already.
Oh yeah.

(01:01:57):
Oh yeah.
Listen.
You ever been to old gay guys houses?
No, but I've recently found one on Tik TOK that I love.
I've been in this for 20 years.
Yeah.
Look at these guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love it.
I kind of do too.
I fucking love it.
I don't know what to tell you.

(01:02:19):
Yeah.
I was like seeing that weird guy over there in his little costume was just great.
I don't love him or anything he's ever done.
No, but look at him.
He's just so much cooler now.
Somehow made him look better.
Yeah.
Oh, look at the earrings.
Yeah.
He's fierce as fuck.
Look at him.
He's doing great.

(01:02:40):
He's turned.
You gotta bring those hats back.
They could have done with another veil over him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thick course.
Everybody's dressed now.
So that's kind of strange because they were all naked before.
We need to bring back fancy hat culture.
I don't know if I'm a hat person.

(01:03:05):
Everyone's a hat person.
The president's the most Randy and he's going to go first.
You horses.
Look at that.
Look at the fucking head honcho's hat.
I know.
I fucking love it.
He's got like plants on his head and shit.
Wearing a fucking potted plant.

(01:03:26):
I love it.
We're basically just reenacting a fucking Catholic.
He's even got the mirrors in the back.
Yeah.
What's he wrote?
Gotta be able to see when that guy's groping your ass.
Seems like very realistic sex going on right now.
This is the most realistic sex we've seen so far, I think.

(01:03:49):
Yeah, maybe.
God, look at the fucking wiener on that guy.
Yeah.
Not the best aesthetic I've seen.
Yeah.
Is it?
Oh yeah.
Those pubes are fucking very fake.
That one's a little wild.
Yeah.
A bunch of little boys sleeping.

(01:04:11):
Is he just waiting for his dick to point him to which one's the right one?
Like a dousing rod or something?
Oh, this one.
This one's the chosen one.
What will you do to me?
Let's talk about that tomorrow.
Oh no, someone has a picture under their pillow.

(01:04:33):
How dare they?
Snitch.
You little snitch bitch.
Fucking Stockholm syndrome, heaven ass.
Stockholm syndrome.
How many days into 120 days does it take for you to start behaving like part of the team?
I don't know.

(01:04:54):
It depends on how gay you are.
I guess maybe.
Shit, I don't know, man.
I'm going to be 100% honest with you.
I was just fucking eating shit.
Not a bad life.
Yeah, I agree.
If you're into anal, this is kind of where to be.
I mean.

(01:05:16):
I'm so like clinically defiant though.
I think I would have tried to shoot myself pretty early on.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I think once you get used to getting like as far.
Yeah, it really does get easier.
I mean, it's kind of whatever.
And I mean, yeah, on certain days you probably get to have sex with somebody you want to have sex with.

(01:05:45):
And then, you know, you got to take a ass blasting from fucking turtle turtle.
Yeah, Elmer Fudd.
Yeah, I've seen no instance of ho.
Maybe they meant whore.
No, they've said whore a lot, but no hoes.

(01:06:07):
Yeah, I don't think I don't think colloquially how would have been used at all.
Yeah, I was going to say ho.
Well, I was like, I thought that was kind of weird because I thought ho was kind of a newer slang type word.
It is by comparison.
Yeah.
Damn, what the fuck was that?
Well, these are the slave quarters.

(01:06:29):
You get parts of walls.
Well, the girl snitched on the guy for sleeping with the slave.
So now they're all there to see that he's really sleeping with the slave.
I'm here to tell you if that he does the Hitler symbol and it's all OK.
If that cock right there was she didn't know about it.

(01:06:54):
No pussies were harmed in the making of this.
That's the most ridiculous shooting I've ever seen.
Well, look at fucking that guy's face.
I know.
I can't deal with this.
Oh my God.
Isn't queers you make me puke.

(01:07:17):
Dude, you were the one that was fucking your boss when he asked for it.
Yeah, he's employee of the month, man.
I don't know if that was really the same one or not, but it wasn't.
It was Unibrow over here.
Close enough.
Oh, you mean in the beginning in the fucking thing at all.
It was him actually.
Yeah, I was like, I can't remember.
I don't know where these fucking people are.

(01:07:40):
Yeah, there's too many people.
We're not used to this.
Those who are named will wear a sky blue ribbon.
You can imagine what that means.
I can't.
Sky blue ribbon mean.
Dude, after I heard fucking 120 days of these fucking stories, I would be begging to get ass raped.

(01:08:02):
Just.
Yeah, let me feel some.
Yeah, absolutely.
And to us, it seems really like whatever if we were living it, though, we would probably have a different perspective.
Yeah, maybe it would be fucking waiting for story time every day.
Maybe.
Or is some sort of reprieve maybe.

(01:08:24):
But I'm telling you, if I was living this in real life, it would be we're all dying or I'm for sure dying.
Yeah.
Yeah I think I would have tried to grab somebody's gun before the 120 days was up.
Yeah you got me so many kinds of fucked up.
This is the poop bath.
I don't know about her.

(01:08:46):
That's rough man.
They're just sitting in a tub of fucking poop right now.
You're gonna have to take me out man.
Yeah no I'm not doing that.
I'm not sitting in your tub of fucking poop.
Oh lord why has thou forsaken us.

(01:09:08):
That's religious shit right there.
Dang you're starting to talk like me.
I know.
Well you know we haven't even finished the movie yet and I'm already done with my bottle
of wine so that's a problem.
Oh my god I'm so fucking fucked.
I thought that was like a stair climber.
Well that's what I was thinking too.

(01:09:28):
Like alright.
Maybe I don't remember this.
I really thought it was a workout machine too.
I was like what the fuck are they doing here.
You know it's a strange time to concern yourself with fitness.
Gotta work off those poop carbs.
No it's just his watch and chair.

(01:09:51):
How many carbs does a serving of poop have?
Can't be much.
I think it probably depends on the diet of the person.
Why is he just burning everybody now?
Well they had to be punished.
They broke their rules.
Oh I guess so.
This bitch just realized the room is empty.

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Yeah what is up with that fucking piano player dude.
She's not well.
And a typical human stool contains around 25% of carbohydrates by weight.
Okay alright so a dense shit.
Okay.
Oh I like this wallpaper.

(01:10:38):
Can we get this wallpaper?
Sure.
Why?
She said oh well I draw the line at burning pubes.
Yeah I was like what the fuck.
She just decided to jump out of a window now.
She also didn't even end her piece on a cadence.
Maybe she deserved that.
Look at that cock.

(01:10:58):
Come on now.
You see that thing flapping?
Yeah.
I missed that.
I was focused on fucking turtle turtle.
Girl.
Look at these cocks.
Yeah.
They're just flopping around back there.
Not in the nice way.
Yeah this is the tongue bit.

(01:11:19):
Oh no.
Oh yeah.
No.
Yeah.
That's so fake looking though.
Why don't you pull your cock out for me.
It was so thin and stretchy.
It is pretty cool to just like whenever you want grab a booby or a wiener.

(01:11:39):
Oh I agree 100%.
I already live in this world though.
Yeah it's pretty great.
I mean I do it to Lisa all the time.
Yeah.
I guess I don't have like a selection though.
Yeah you gotta make the shot super fucking wide because the whole movie's been that way.
God damn it I don't like this fucking movie.
I don't hate it but I don't love it.

(01:12:02):
I think maybe this is my bad day.
Is it?
Like bowhead with Lolita.
Yeah I had a fucking shitty day today and I'm just fucking mad about it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Oh a fucking eyeball scene of course.
Hell yeah.
Back to our roots here.
Umberto vieni qui.
Yeah.
Oh this is the fucking scalping.

(01:12:23):
Ugh.
Ugh.
God.
It's gonna be the worst for me.
The scalping?
I hate this shit.
You're not a fan of scalping huh?
I'm not.
It always gets to me for some reason.
Are they gonna go back to it because that part wasn't graphic?

(01:12:46):
And they said it was very graphic.
The gay face of Spring?
Yeah.
That's literally just lyrics to the opera though.
Oh okay.
Yeah.
Spring's pretty gay.
It's gotta be the gayest.
Oh my gosh.

(01:13:08):
And more whipping.
He's whipping everybody now.
Hell yeah.
Dancing with the bros.

(01:13:28):
What's your girlfriend's name?
She's named after a pizza?
Yeah.
That was a strange ending.
Yeah it's what we got though.
Wow.
It was not what I was expecting.
Yeah you didn't care for it.

(01:13:52):
I dislike this movie.
That's valid.
I think it's a decent movie.
Maybe it was another case of setting my expectations a little too high because it's kind of touted
as you know like a really fucked up movie.
It's one of those heavy hitters.

(01:14:12):
Well that's why I tried to preface it for you with because I was like I don't what it
has on its side is quality and the time it was produced which makes it groundbreaking
in a way but I wouldn't say for me personally when I think of the most disturbing things
I've ever seen this is this doesn't make the cut.
No not at all.

(01:14:35):
No but I'm also you know blown out and prolapsed.
I don't know I bet in 1975 it probably hit pretty fucking hard huh?
Yeah I think yeah probably back then it was more extreme.
You said it it's fucking shot really well the fucking.
Oh yeah I think the cinematography was great.

(01:14:57):
Yeah whatever they're in is good.
It's awesome.
It's all.
Oh yeah all the sets are great.
I hated how the whole fucking thing is it's almost all like super wide looking like it's
all so far away probably because there's I don't know 50 fucking people in this movie.
Yeah well I think it provides a scope to it.

(01:15:23):
That's a sort of stylized for form of cinematography right.
Yeah and that doesn't land for everybody.
Yeah I guess and yeah you get to fucking take in you know the whole awesomeness of this
mansion that they're in.
Also I said I swear what resonated with me to this day because I haven't seen it in over

(01:15:43):
a decade but I remember the grand fucking like palatial palace and I remember the fucking
wardrobeing and stuff more than I like I remembered the poop platters.
Oh yeah definitely yeah because you're you kind of fucking get up in there.
Yeah yeah it's pretty fucking gross but you know everything else is so fucking far away.

(01:16:09):
You don't really feel like you're in there like a part of it.
It's just.
And also the the rapey bits are so poorly performed that like that one comment we had
it's almost comical.
Yeah yeah they obviously like didn't really graphically show like the sexual abuse part

(01:16:33):
which I think was probably for the best overall because these were actual kids I think.
Not kids but like teenagers like 16 to 18 probably.
Yeah.
Yeah but I mean they couldn't even they weren't even like humping in a way that looked.

(01:16:56):
Yeah most of it didn't even look real.
Sexual to me.
And there was what you could probably count on one hand the number right.
I mean this is supposed to be 120 days this four months of pure fucking torture.
And like you said we spend a lot of time on story times.
Oh my god.

(01:17:18):
Yeah.
I mean I'm sure I'm sure they were fucking all right stories.
I paid attention to a couple of them.
I like the one where she ran like a dog or tried to race a dog or something.
She tried to run as fast as his dog to get the chestnuts that he threw for her to fetch.
And then she caught a nut on her back.

(01:17:40):
That was kind of funny.
But now that I'm I guess what you would call a professional movie critic.
One of the things that movie people like to say and they say often is show don't tell.

(01:18:01):
And 80 percent of this movie is tell.
Yeah that's true.
And I wasn't.
Yeah I think.
I think that's part of why the shots are the way they are is like the sinister undertone
is provided by the like relentless display of the victims that they're about to like

(01:18:22):
because each story time is that depiction of what they're going to engage in next.
Yeah.
But then yeah the the displays aren't necessarily done well maybe.
Yeah.
I think instead of just having the lady sitting there telling her story we would have benefited

(01:18:45):
more from like flashbacks of seeing what was happening.
Yeah maybe.
I mean her stories were fucking crazy crazier than anything I think we've seen in the movie.
Yeah I think so.
Like and like I like society balls and parties and stuff even to this day but especially

(01:19:06):
then they do have like a pianist and like you know honored guests and stuff will engage
in like limericks and yeah you know glorified story time.
So I kind of I appreciate that stuff of it but I'm also like just a theater fag.

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So that's what it was giving me.
But I didn't find any of it particularly like impactful or disturbing or anything.
No.
Dude I would say I would say like I would probably recommend this movie to maybe somebody
like just getting into like kind of more hardcore shit like maybe wanting to experiment with

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it or something.
I would recommend this movie.
I think part of why I divorced this title from this film was like in my brain what I
watched was just some sort of avant-garde art film.
Because everything I read about 120 days of Sodom was like gruesome terror.
Yeah like horror horrifying.
And so I guess that's why I divorced in my brain because I was like what I watched was

(01:20:10):
some artsy fartsy shit.
Yeah exactly.
It definitely was.
Yeah that's exactly how it feels.
Yeah it definitely doesn't feel like a horror movie as people were describing it.
Yeah not to me.
Kind of at the end like it got a little crazy I mean when you put the fucking lighter that

(01:20:31):
dude's dick I cringed a little bit.
It's like damn that's probably the worst part.
If you're not able to divorce yourself from the poop parts that can get kind of a gaggy.
Yeah I guess so.
Especially when it starts getting like stuck to their teeth and stuff.
And yeah.
Yeah I think if you weren't really paying attention because I was like that doesn't

(01:20:54):
even look like poop.
Well some people are so even if it's not a good portrayal of it just that it's intimated
that this is poop.
Yeah.
Is enough to do some people and that's how it was with my homegirl when we watched this
she fucking barfed immediately.
I know I'm feeling a little fucking bitchy today so that might be.

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Was there anything about it you liked?
I mean I guess I did like the you know like the scenery and stuff like that.
Yeah it was like a pretty movie.
Yeah it was.
I don't even know if I could really call it you know like a artsy type movie.
Now it all felt like bullshit to me even like like we were talking like the philosophical

(01:21:36):
bullshit it was all bullshit.
I don't even think it was real.
It wasn't.
Some quotes are like there's some Marxist rhetoric quoted.
Makes sense I guess.
As well as some like notable third rite propaganda.

(01:21:58):
But all of the rest of it was bullshit and also like sort of nonsense.
And I mean maybe that's the point this whole thing is perpetrated by you know fucking aristocratic
libertines or whatever that are fucking pretend they're so goddamn smart.
Well so when I discovered this film it was through the lens of like avant-garde films.

(01:22:25):
And that is how I would describe it is avant-garde but we read a comment earlier which is like
this is basically an eco-stroke of someone with deviant proclivities.
That's not what it said but that's my pair of eyes.
And I would tend to lean that way because again it's about an hour too long.

(01:22:49):
If I understand it's supposed to be 120 days.
And we see about four days worth of activity and I don't think it needed to be too fucking
hour.
Yeah.
I don't know I'm trying to kind of justify it by saying you know it was 1975.
Wasn't daddy from the 70s?

(01:23:09):
Daddy was I think 73.
That's also highly stylized avant-garde filmmaking and it didn't feel long at all to me.
Yeah.
Maybe it felt a little long but not long like this.
Yeah I was a hundred percent in.
Yeah I mean these guys just had a cool house.
Yeah and nice clothes.
Yeah yeah the costumes are cool.

(01:23:31):
Yeah I don't think it's cool to be like contrarian for like can like to be contrarian I don't
think that like earns you cool points but I do think this one is overhyped maybe.
Yeah I think so too.
Maybe it just hasn't I can't even really say it hasn't aged well because I mean it was
pretty damn good looking movie right.

(01:23:53):
No I think that's one of its like pros is that it's obviously like well shot for the
most part.
The cinematography holds up I don't know if anything that happened in it does but.
Yeah I don't know if it's like the writing or like just the storyline in general or what
but something about it is just not there.

(01:24:18):
Yeah it's hyper over worded script.
It is for sure overwrought the it is inundated with dialogue that serves no real purpose.
Yeah.

(01:24:39):
It's also not aided by the fact that the physical acting wasn't great and it's a dubbed so you
know any any evocative performance given by the actors like by way of their own vocal
maneuverings is not present because it's dubbed true.

(01:25:01):
So that divorces a little bit of it for me as well because I like films that have like
pointless dialogue as long as it's well written and there's like a believable chemistry between
the people saying the thing.
None of that none of that was present in the it kind of helps it like feel like real life
right.

(01:25:22):
Well as I yeah it's relatable.
Nothing about this was relatable so.
Fuck this movie.
Fuck the title too.
Salo or a hundred pick a fucking title.
Fuck off.
Pasolini.
I wonder if that was was it released as Salo or 120 days of Sodom or was it released as

(01:25:45):
one and the community sort of started referencing it as something I know I don't know for sure
because my guess would be the latter.
Look at the title on the fucking screenshot that you sent me like I'm pretty sure this
is like the OG fucking cover and in Italian is a solo.

(01:26:05):
I'm assuming they are not they said them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like in this title specifically though it's not like Salo or 120 days of Sodom it's Salo
and you would you would like a colon here.
I would like this is where one would actually belong.
Yeah.
This title is actually it's Salo 120 days of Salo colon.

(01:26:30):
Sort of.
Yeah.
People have separate reasons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess let's move on.
That was Salo or 120 days of Sodom.
Lisa.
No.
Give me your star rating.

(01:26:52):
You're not ready.
Okay.
For my star rating I'm going to do one and a half stars.
I know that was so bad.
That was so bad because I said I didn't hate it but then I'm looking at my list of movies
and I'm like you got to stop looking at the list.

(01:27:15):
Maybe I do hate it.
Yeah.
You kind of got to star rate it in a vacuum.
Yeah.
I think so.
I think you lose all fucking.
I know.
I think so.
Leaderboard dictate your star rating which I think is against the spirit of the game.
Well you know I was going to go either.
If you don't tell us what our ratings are you only tell us what leaderboards.

(01:27:37):
Yeah.
You got to start on a star rating.
Yeah.
I got to fucking not have the leaderboard open when we do star ratings.
Well I'm always going to ask for it to be open so fuck you.
We have it on video.
No I was either going to go like two stars.

(01:27:58):
I was thinking two stars and then I decided to go one and a half so either way it wasn't
going to go.
It wasn't going to go much higher anyway.
What else do you want from me.
My what the fuck moment.
Yes.
And what the what the fuck moment is.
That is a moment in the movie that made you go what the fuck.
Yes.
And so I know what it is.

(01:28:20):
And so true to that description I'm going to go with the tongue scene because that was
the only time where I literally said what the fuck.
Well that dude getting his fucking tongue cut off.
Yeah when they were pulling his tongue out and cutting it off.
That was the only scene where I was like what the fuck.
If we had more time on the scalp it would have been the scalp.
Yeah.

(01:28:41):
OK.
I really thought it was going to be the scalp and then they didn't even actually fucking
scalp the girl on camera.
The comments we read were like oh a girl gets scalped and it's very graphic.
It was pretty rough there for a second.
They cut away.
They fucking sliced her head open and started to pull back the scalp a little bit I guess.

(01:29:03):
But like it wasn't a fucking scalping.
You suppose it was hurt or helped by the fact that she was surrounded by.
Paper mache.
Huge pendulous paper mache addiction balls.
Yeah.
It was a weird scene for sure.

(01:29:25):
Yeah.
But you know like I said that's the only scene that really made me say what the fuck.
So that's the one I'm going with.
Yeah.
So Bo what's your star rating and what the fuck moment.
I'm going to go straight middle of the road.

(01:29:46):
Like three stars.
Yeah.
But like I've said a couple of times for me.
It's aided ironically a little bit by nostalgia I think because this was a film I saw way
earlier than I should have probably.
But it was more about the like like the scenery I think than about the actual content.

(01:30:13):
Yeah.
So my what the fuck moment will be it's going to be Dana Carvey and the first banquet scene
you know gripped by the power of the Lord and compelled to expose his asshole to everyone.

(01:30:34):
I don't know if you've seen a bony 60 year old man's asshole.
Yeah it's not really.
No and it's about what you think it was and then when he presents it for the young militant
lad to just a strange is humping maneuver.

(01:30:54):
I think that's my what the fuck.
If I was going to fuck my first man ass it would not be that guy.
Well and also if you're already up in there and that's what we're doing is that the hump.
Yeah I don't know.
I've even I've even fucked bottoms that I'm not super into and I've got to do the like

(01:31:17):
let's just grab onto something if there's God willing something to grab on to and I'm
here to tell you what that guy's ass you're grabbing thighs that's all there is you're
not grabbing ass there's no ass.
Yeah you're fucking the Skeletor.
Yeah yeah you just fucking dig in and fucking get it done as fast as possible.

(01:31:39):
And then I think you jackhammer your way out of there.
Well at least that's what I've done in the past.
I don't know about this.
What about you Chris what's your star rating and what the fuck moment.
Well I'm going to give this one two stars.
Fuck the title of this movie.

(01:32:02):
Pick a lane.
Pasolini.
80 percent of this movie is exposition or not even story time.
It's just unrelated bullshit for them.
Yeah.
Yeah I was also going to point out that it's supposed to be 120 days but like we only really
saw like we saw the what three different old ladies telling stories.

(01:32:24):
We had we had three mistresses of mayhem.
Yeah.
But each one was in the same outfit the whole time they were telling the story.
Yeah they didn't have and also the first lady who was my least favorite got the most yeah
story time.

(01:32:45):
Yeah I'm sorry Chris I know I did you.
And you know it's my bitchy day today.
I get a bitchy day.
This is it.
Fuck solo two star movie.
It's so crazy though.
It's still like this movie.
Still rated higher than Lisa.
Yeah you're like fuck this movie and I'm like oh I didn't hate it but you still rate it

(01:33:08):
higher than me.
No there's there's a there's a historical precedent for this.
Yeah yeah I know.
And my what the fuck moment is going to be when that one dude the half assed Gerard Butler
guy during the wedding yeah and he's just fucking running through the whole crowd groping

(01:33:35):
everybody up.
Yeah.
He doesn't my gape yeah does not touch a single fucking penis.
Yeah.
He doesn't even nudge the balls a little.
He just goes thighs.
Yeah.
Well because like I said that's not something they could really fake.
He would actually have to grab those teenage boys dicks.

(01:33:56):
Well suck it up I guess.
Yeah grab them dicks you bitch.
I mean those fucking girls got groped all to hell dude.
You sure did.
They're Americans are clinging on to your life.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
I mean dude you gotta grab a dick.
All right.
And then the poor woman over there on the far left just fucking gets a little graze at the

(01:34:18):
end.
Yeah.
And then he moves on to the boys.
Uh Lisa how spicy is this movie.
All right.
This movie is nachos but they're made with hot Cheetos as the base chip.
Okay.
So it's just kind of weird and soggy and a little spicy but not much.

(01:34:44):
Oh yeah.
All right.
Girl.
You keep this is a new trend not even new now we're a few episodes of this.
Yeah.
Where you describe foods that I would probably just eat.
Well okay.
So that's the thing.
I don't know if.
Well that's the thing.

(01:35:04):
In theory it sounds really good.
Like I think that nachos with hot Cheetos as the base would be fucking amazing.
But I have kind of tried it.
I have tried it and they just get soggy and weird.
So that's why I've never tried it.
Yeah.
And also this like fire.

(01:35:25):
They have a weird aftertaste.
Those cheetos that I don't really appreciate.
Yeah they do.
Yeah.
Almost chemically like you shouldn't be eating them.
Yeah well you know if it's that color in the wild if a thing is that color it's to like
ward off predators.

(01:35:46):
Which makes sense that red dye is like the bad thing.
Yeah.
All right.
Well how spicy is this movie.
This is going to be like a sauerkraut sandwich.
I don't appreciate sauerkraut though.
I don't care for it one bit.
But instead of like sauerkraut and poop sandwich.

(01:36:11):
Okay.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
What about you Chris?
How spicy is this film?
Well let's say you marry the love of your life.
Okay.
He's a cross-eyed old man.
Uh huh.
Well you lost me there because I was in the Michael B Jordan lane and now you've thrown

(01:36:34):
me a curve ball.
Yeah.
And he leans in for a kiss with a literal shit eating grin on his face.
And uh, this making out with a shit covered old man.
Is he my uncle?
I mean it's fucking debatable.

(01:36:59):
Okay.
All right Lisa.
I also have to do a slot this sucker in on your leaderboard.
Damn I thought I was done.
Where's it going to go?
That's a leaderboard daddy.
I'll tell you what a leaderboard is.
This is where each of us slot in our personal favorite.
Fuck.
This is where we put our favorite movies.

(01:37:22):
Fuck.
This is where we rank the movies that we've covered on this podcast.
Thanks for that very vague description daddy.
You're welcome.
I think I'm going to slot this in at my new number 21 slot in between.

(01:37:42):
Anyone gorgitated and Lolita vibrator torture.
I think I would watch regurgitated again before this unfortunate.
All right, but where are you going to put it on your leaderboard?
I think it's got to be number 16 under black metal veins above cannibal pharaoh.

(01:38:06):
Okay.
Again, I think half of this is nostalgia for me though.
I know I was like where the fuck is cannibal pharaoh on my list?
You have it pretty low.
Oh, maybe it was really high.
This makes no fucking sense.
It's about cannibal Holocaust.
Yeah.

(01:38:26):
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah, my sentiments exactly.
That's weird.
That is a little weird.
I might change that one.
I don't know man.
I think it was just really the turtle scene for me in the fucking cannibal Holocaust movie.
Like it didn't need to be there.

(01:38:49):
Yeah.
They fucking butcher turtle and pharaoh too though.
And the fucking young girl, the young girl in cannibal Holocaust.
They do have the missing 14 year old.
Don't forget that.
Quat the moon D's.
Yeah, the Papa New Guinea.

(01:39:09):
Yeah.
I think I am going to make this one my new number 2929.
Holy crap.
The low regurgitated and above Android of Notre Dame.
Yeah.

(01:39:30):
Yeah, I know I'm having a bad day because me and Bo are way off here.
We're not synced up tonight.
I know that's okay.
That's sallow divisive movie on this podcast.
We got it all over the place.
Lisa's a mic slapping motherfucker tonight.

(01:39:51):
I know.
I'm sorry.
That's it for sorrow.
Yeah.
Join us next week when we will be covering a couple films that I got from David Dawson.

(01:40:11):
Yeah.
Yeah.
We watched leech on the found footage festival thing.
Unnamed footage festival.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I liked it so much, man.
I had to get more and I did.
And now that we have a blu ray player at the fucking podcast, we're going to do some of

(01:40:36):
our physical movies that we bought.
We're calling it the David Dawson double down.
Okay.
That's for sure what we're calling it.
Hell yeah.
We definitely decided on this beforehand and figured out that this is what we're calling
it.
And we throw in a daddy dick, daddy dick, Dave Dawson, double down.

(01:41:01):
Daddy dick, David Dawson, double.
It's still a literate.
Yeah.
I mean, we should talk a tongue twister.
I don't know if I could say that I have a hard time with words.
But anyway, two movies, one episode.
It might work.
It might not.

(01:41:24):
Are you going to tell us what movies?
All right.
We're covering family and flesh games.
Okay.
Is that the latest Fast and Furious?
Hell yeah.
Okay.
I'm excited for it.
It's going to be fucking great, man.
That's what I was going to say.
I'm excited because I really liked Leech and I'm excited to see more of his movies.

(01:41:50):
Yeah, I'm excited to fucking show you guys, man.
I mean, it's not, you know, super extreme shit, but it's fucking indie underground shit.
I bought this shit directly from the source, from the director.
Like we always do.
Hell yeah.
Every movie.
Pasolini.

(01:42:10):
Fuck you.
Yeah, dude.
I got the entire vomit gore quadrilogy.
I am planning a photo shoot in some negligee, just hoping I can get on Lucifer Valentine's
Instagram.

(01:42:31):
I've got a lace jock strap.
I need to borrow it.
Yeah.
Do you guys want to do another Lucifer Valentine movie?
Girl, sign us the fuck off of here.
All right.
David Dawson, Double Down Family, flesh games next week.

(01:42:58):
What the fuck are you watching?
Say bye, bitch.
Bye, bitch.
See you in Lucifer Valentine film.

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