Parents – Want to give your kids the snack that keeps on giving? Takis Blue Heat! But are your kids ready to Face the intensity?"
Your kids will experience a flavor explosion that tingles their taste buds and makes the corner of their mouths looking like they ate a village of smurfs.
Their little hands will seamlessly transfer that beautiful indigo blue to their clothes, your furniture, and anything they touch.
But wait, there's more! Our signature Red Dye 40 gives Takis their fiery hue and adds a dash of ADHD,.
Why not fuel their distractions with this instant gratification snack.
Need more convincing? We pack in potential carcinogens, so they can not only can enjoy takis today, but for the rest of their shortened life. Who needs cigarettes and vaping, when you've got Takis?"
Maybe your kids are the adventurous type.
Get them ready for the 'afterburn.' Takis' spicy kick ensures your road trip is interrupted by a 20 minute anal cavity explosion at a sketchy gas station in the middle of nowhere. Try not to get murdered while you wait for your child to blows it out
Disclaimer: Have a garden hose, towels, and rubber gloves ready at all times when eating. Plan for any health care deductibles, Chemo therapy, and long term care for cancer.
Get your bag of Takis today and face the intensity!
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