Watermelons Are Disgusting! #short #podcast #humor #funny #funnypodcast #watermelons #summer #tasty #fruits
Watermelons are disgusting! I know it's the chosen fruit of summer. It's gorgeous with its bright green, outer edge and inner pink beautiness but it's just a horribly tasting fruit. I'd rather drink warm moldy beer, or maybe get a hot dagger in my that have to eat watermelon. Its texture feels like sand and diarrhea though I've never had either of those as food, but I think that's what it would come together. The best use for what I've seen is really as actually making a sculpture or filling it with vodka and freezing it and then eating it that way. More tolerable, still tastes disgusting. Don't get me wrong. Everyone loves it. I wish I did too. But I'm in that group of people who cannot eat it without wanting to throw up. You know if you get a seedless one. I'm wondering how that even happened. Probably genetic modification. Its flavors kind of like sugar, ate sugar, then took a poop and then it made a watermelon. I respected you can enjoy it, but it's horrible. It's nice baby!
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Episode Transcript
Watermelons are disgusting! I know it's the
chosen fruit of summer. It'sgorgeous with its bright green,
outer edge and inner pinkbeautiness but it's just a
horribly tasting fruit. I'drather drink warm moldy beer, or
maybe get a hot dagger in mythat have to eat watermelon. Its
texture feels like sand anddiarrhea though I've never had
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either of those as food, but Ithink that's what it would come
together. The best use for whatI've seen is really as actually
making a sculpture or filling itwith vodka and freezing it and
then eating it that way. Moretolerable, still tastes
disgusting. Don't get me wrong.
Everyone loves it. I wish I didtoo. But I'm in that group of
people who cannot eat it withoutwanting to throw up. You know if
you get a seedless one. I'mwondering how that even
(00:45):
happened. Probably geneticmodification. Its flavors kind
of like sugar, ate sugar, thentook a poop and then it made a
watermelon. I respected you canenjoy it, but it's horrible.
It's nice baby!
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