Yummy Yoga

Stretch into the sultry world of yoga with the one and only Sexy Voice Guy. From intriguing positions like "Downward Dog" to hilarious renditions like "The Day Drinker" and "Goodbye Future Children", this episode will leave you both entertained and curiously inclined to try some out. But be forewarned - as alluring as yoga may seem, it's also a realm of unexpected sounds, astonishing flexibility, and at times, peculiar aromas. Whether you're a seasoned yogi or a rookie eager to stretch those limbs, this episode promises a blend of humor, sensuality, and raw honesty. So, grab your mat (and maybe a nose plug) and let's get started. Remember, it's not just about finding your center... it's about enjoying every (hilarious) moment of the journey. 💕🧘‍♂️🎧

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Episode Transcript

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Welcome to another episode ofthe sexy voice Guy. Today, we're

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going to talk about yoga. That'sright yoga with your loved ones.
Now, this is just traditionalyoga. This isn't the hot,
steamy, smelly room yoga thatsome of you do. That's kind of
weird and gross. And I don'tunderstand why you need to get
so sweaty while stretching. Butsome of the names of these yoga
positions really blew me away.
First and foremost, you startoff with this thing called

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downward dog. That's right,basically just put your ass high
in the air. And try not to fart.
It's, it's, it's the realitypeople I don't want to just make
things up. You know, you justtransition to different other
positions like the burningthighs of hell. That's a real
name for a yoga position. By theway, you just squat. And once

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again, try to hold your innardsand as your legs melt There's
another one calleddisappointment with major life
decisions similar to downwarddog, but I think you need a bit
more flexibility your ankles,but there's a theme where your
butt seems to go in the air alot with these. The one that I
couldn't do, the dogs got wormsagain. That's right, it's where
you put your hands down yourfeet straight out like a
gymnast. I don't know who in thehell can do this. I'm not even

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sure why you should do this. Theother one goodbye future
children. That's right this onereally test your nerve and your
inner strength in your core. Youcan imagine what the position
looks like I want you to googleit. The day drinker I nailed
this one actually really well.
This is where you kind ofcrumble up cross your foot on
look like you're wrapped divine.

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I'm not sure why the call todaydrinker but for some reason I
could really do it well. Thesecret nap another one I nailed
followed by the alien. The alienI did not nail this one is
really weird. Basically, you Ionly want to describe it like
you just put your legs behindyour head and lay on your back
and it looks it's a bitprovocative of position. It's
kind of sexy actually. I enjoyedwatching that get done. The

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thighs wide open. This is asplit hand straight up split
really is so effective. I couldnot do that one either. Secretly
checking text position now thisone is I could do this as
basically just crushed up, putyour hands together look down
kind of hurt the the old bucksbut I did it. A bad day to
forget deodorant could notaccomplish this. This is

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basically a split wire on onearm. I don't know who in the
hell can do this one either.
Call an ambulance, it looks likeyou got a wreck and your legs
are wrapped around your face.
Very fun to watch people dothis. I can't do any of these
actually, I'll be honest withyou. I couldn't do any of these.
The one I could do was the daydrinking. It's where you just
sit there and you you look likeyou've been drinking and you
start stretching yourself. Takea look at it online. I will tell

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you that the the yoga is aninteresting environment. It is a
place where you know people arepassing gas you're not supposed
to say anything. There arerandom sounds coming out of
offices that men don't have.
Also can't say you can't giggleit's rude. It's it's an
interesting place where you knowthe inner self meets your spirit
animal meets stretching meetsyoga pants. So when you go do

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this with your loved one or youknow, maybe you're out there
trying to do it by yourself.
Maybe take a time to understandwhat the positions are and what
you're getting yourself into.
It's very healthy. It's verysensual. It's very good for the
body. But it is funny and he cansmell in that room really bad.
Enjoy your yoga. It's nice baby