August 9, 2025 • 26 mins
This week on Yapping Schnauzers, we bring you the finest examples of Petty Chaos the internet has to offer. From a boyfriend who refused to clean up his own bed-wetting, to a little girl who destroyed a $700 fishing pole, to a neighborhood feud sparked by a single off-hand comment. These Reddit stories are overflowing with petty revenge, awkward moments, and unhinged behavior. We’ll also cover a legendary “No” from a call-center veteran and the world’s most mortifying butt-dial. If you love chaotic drama, outrageous entitlement, and stories that make you yell “no way!” at your speakers, this is the episode for you.
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Links to threads read:
- AITAH for asking my boyfriend to clean up his pee in the bed?
- Update: My boyfriend peed the bed and got mad at me
- A little girl stole my $700 fishing pole and broke it
- Coworker told a customer “No” in my favorite way
- Accidentally sent a voicemail of me peeing to my coworker. MORTIFIED.
- I accidentally started a neighborhood feud and I’m too embarrassed to fix it
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Intro (00:00):
Yapping!
Erika (00:02):
Hello. This is Erika.
Edgar (00:04):
Hey, Edgar.
Erika (00:05):
And we are the Yapping Snowsers. We entertain you with
the app worthy stories we findaround the web. Today's theme is
petty chaos. Am I the asshole?Boyfriend peed the bed and is
mad at me for my response.
My boyfriend, 27 male, and I,female 23, just moved into a new
house and bought a new mattress.Last night I woke up to a wet
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feeling under my arm and hand.My boyfriend was already up and
in the bathroom. When he cameback I asked him if he spilled
something in the bed or knew whyit was wet. He told me that he
thinks he peed the bed.
I asked him again and said,Wait, are you serious? And he
said, I think I peed in mydreams and peed in real life.
Didn't you say that had a dreamthat you were peeing?
Edgar (00:51):
Yeah, and luckily I did not pee the bed. But yeah, it's
always, you play a dangerousgame when you're peeing in your
dreams.
Erika (00:58):
Yeah, I think it's an automatic response to get up and
go. Okay, we are both half awakeat this point and I'm just
surprised that he actually didwet the bed. I asked him to go
grab some stuff to clean it upand he told me that it was fine.
I asked him what he meant bythat and he grabbed a towel,
laid it on the wet spot and gotback into the bed to go to
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sleep. I put the covers off himand told him that he needs to go
grab stuff to clean it upbecause I don't want it to get
stained and it's a new mattressand we don't have a mattress
cover for it yet.
He told me that it was fine,that I'm overreacting. That
statement naturally pissed meoff and I told him I'm not going
to sleep and his piss and that'snot fair to me. He told me he'll
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clean it in the morning, that'snot a big deal and it doesn't
warrant the reaction I have.That was not the solution I
wanted so I took all the sheetsoff the bed, threw them at him,
and told him to sleep on thecouch. It was very irritating
hearing him tell me that I'moverreacting because I asked him
to clean up his pee in the bedwe both sleep in.
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Then he knocked on the door tenminutes later asking for a new
blanket because the one I gavehim smelled like pee. So am I
the asshole for overreacting tomy boyfriend not cleaning up the
pee in the bed right away?
Edgar (02:16):
No, that's like not an overreaction. Like, I just find
it like wrong that the boyfriendwanted to just like stay in his
pee all night just because he'stired. I feel like just like the
stickiness and just like thegrossness of it would make me
want to just wake up and cleanit. No,
Erika (02:32):
I think she handled this as a champ. Like honestly, I
would be pissed. Literally. Iwould literally, I would not
have handled it this well. So Ithink she was a champ for
saying, she was half asleep, shethought he was joking because
he'd never done that before.
And she said, Okay, let's justclean it up. Go wash it. He
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didn't want to. It's justdisgusting. Imagine you
marinating the whole night,eight, nine hours, like with
your pee under you, it'sdisgusting.
Edgar (03:08):
I can't imagine, like you're gonna get like pimples
and like rashes from that.
Erika (03:12):
Yeah, that's, no.
Edgar (03:14):
And it's like going to smell off the room too?
Erika (03:16):
Yeah, no, and then stain. And even to remove that off the
mattress or the blankets, haveto use special like cleaning
stuff. It's just not soap andwater.
Edgar (03:26):
I think the worst thing that happened like in a fresh
new mattress that you likeprobably bought, it was like
thousands of dollars and likemattresses, you can't like just
fit it in the laundry.
Erika (03:35):
I know, I would be so pissed too. Well you have the
special tools where you go like,know, when I'm talking about
those vacuums that you just golike, like liquid in water and
you go like that, you know whatI'm saying?
Edgar (03:45):
Yeah, know, but how often do you have that, like next
year?
Erika (03:49):
Yeah, I mean, they're pretty expensive so, yeah. I
mean, the mattress that we gotis pretty expensive, so I would
be really pissed.
Edgar (03:58):
Luckily the dogs and I have like eaten it.
Erika (04:02):
No, the dogs are such good girls. There's a small
update but I'm not really gonnaread it because it's really
void. So the only thing is thathe did apologize and got her
flowers and her favorite icecream and just saying, you know,
I should have cleaned it rightaway. It was disrespectful for
me to be like, You'reoverreacting. So I thought he
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did good after just saying sorryafter that.
Edgar (04:27):
I mean, considering that he was tired, it's probably just
his blunt reaction, like, Oh,I'm just way too tired to deal
with this. When he woke up, heprobably had a lot more clarity.
So it does show that it's notreally all his fault that he
wanted to sleep in the pee.
Erika (04:42):
Oh yeah, he did sleep and then he peed,
Edgar (04:45):
yeah.
Erika (04:46):
Well, still, you know, but there's no reason for him to
saying, You're overreacting. Itclearly was not an overreaction.
It was just disgusting.
Edgar (04:55):
Yeah, it's not a reaction, but also he probably
was not like conscious enough tolike, think it through, like
what he's saying during thattime.
Erika (05:01):
Yeah, but he could have done better.
Edgar (05:05):
Okay, so final reaction?
Erika (05:08):
Final verdict? Would say that she's not the asshole. I
think she, like I said, she wasa champ. She didn't scream at
her, yell at him. She was justannoyed.
Edgar (05:18):
Yeah, she handled it as best as she could and then he
handled it better. Afterwards.Afterwards, yeah, after the
fact. So, the next story istitled A Little Girl Stole My
$700 Fishing Pole and Broke It.I'm a female, age 18, and I love
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fishing.
It's a simple fact, I gowhenever I can and have pretty
expensive equipment. Yesterday,I was fishing at a pond in my
local park where there were aton of fish. And I was catching
a ton and it was going good. Iwas using my second pole that
has my lateral for base. Myexpensive pole was sitting on my
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camping chair that I alwaysbring.
And I look over at my chair andit's gone. I'm panicking and
running around the pond to seeif anyone had it. All of a
sudden I see a little girl,about 11 years old, holding it.
She had casted and was reelingit in. I wanted to make sure it
was mine, I waited until I couldsee the larrow.
Sure enough, when she pulled itout of the water, it was my, Oh,
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it's lur. Okay, she just foundit weird.
Erika (06:25):
I was wondering what that was.
Edgar (06:26):
Yeah, okay. Every time I said lur, it's lur. But yeah, so
my Lur, my pole and my property,was what I saw. I come up to the
little girl and say, Nice pole.Where did you get it?
And with the most blankexpression, she looks up at me
and says, I found it. And well,I said, It's mine, so can I have
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it back? And it was reallyexpensive. And then she replies,
No, I found it. It's mine, so ifyou don't give it back to me,
I'm going to have to take it.
And she looks up at me and justso angrily stabs the lip of the
pole into the ground and withher force snaps it in half. I
can't believe what I saw and Ipicked it up and started yelling
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at her. A lady came over runningand started screaming at me and
asked me why I'm yelling at herdaughter and I explained to her
what happened with the mostannoyed face and tone. She found
it so it's hers. I told the ladyI would call the police if she
didn't give me the money for thepoll.
She said she wouldn't because itwas now her daughter's poll. I
called the police and they tookher and her daughter in and I am
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filing reports right now andtrying to sue her for the $700 I
know it might sound ridiculous,but I am pissed.
Erika (07:40):
I think it's so, ridiculous.
Edgar (07:43):
I mean, crazy part, like, how old was a little kid, like
an 11 year old? The 11 year oldand a mom had the same
mentality.
Erika (07:52):
I mean, when you're 11, you're not a kid anymore. I'm
sorry. You understand whatyou're not supposed to be
touching, you know, a strangerthinks you shouldn't be
grabbing. Like, you know I mean?You're not that young.
You should know what's right andwrong. I just, I think it's
ridiculous. I hope she gets hermoney back or some type of
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compensation becauseridiculously, dollars 700 down
the drain over a little kidtouching your stuff.
Edgar (08:23):
I know, like it could have just been like a playful
thing, then the mom kind of likemake it even worse.
Erika (08:27):
Yeah. Saying, oh, she found it. It hurts. Really? She
did not find it.
She took it.
Edgar (08:32):
Exactly. She just want to, I don't know. There's just
something not connecting upthere for the mom. No. Now
Terrible parenting.
The mom and the daughter, likethe 11 year old daughter are
going to jail probably.
Erika (08:43):
I don't doubt it. I doubt they'll go to jail, but this
should get fined for something.
Edgar (08:48):
At least they're fine. And this is like destruction of
property and like potentiallystealing. I mean, it's up to OP,
like how pissed she is.
Erika (08:54):
How she wants to go with it, yeah.
Edgar (08:56):
Yeah, because usually they let you press charges or
don't press charges, so it lookslike she's intending to press
charges.
Erika (09:03):
Well, the entitlement was insane there. So the top comment
is not the asshole. She stoleand broke something that wasn't
hers and her adult defended it.What does she think is going to
happen with this kid in thefuture?
Edgar (09:16):
At the, yeah, you got to nip it out at the butt. And as
an 11 year old, just like punishher now, that way hopefully
she'll get the lesson thatyou're not supposed to steal.
Erika (09:28):
Yeah, well yours will be touching that something that's
not yours. Simple as that.Respect others privacy or things
and that's it.
Edgar (09:38):
I know, right? I just don't get like how that could
happen. Like how so many thingscould go wrong so quickly.
Erika (09:46):
Yeah, and it's scary. Like what if
Edgar (09:48):
she, God forbid, sees a weapon or something? She's like,
Oh, well now it's mine because Ifound it. Like, you know,
Erika (09:54):
it's not something-
Edgar (09:56):
Or if OP wasn't nice, you know? What if she was like a
violent person? OP. Oh, It couldthat's have been a lot more
worse for the little kid.
Erika (10:06):
Yeah. I mean, thank goodness that this time they
found a decent human being orsomebody at least that was not
going to hurt them for doingsomething like that. Because
people take it, like fishingseriously.
Edgar (10:19):
Yeah, like I love fishing and mean,
Erika (10:21):
You just I started a hobby.
Edgar (10:23):
Yes, it's my new hobby, my new obsession and I love it
already. But I don't think Iwould spend that much money on a
fishing rod. I don't see thepoint too much, but I can get
like equipment for a bunch ofhobbies that you have, like
whether it's like fishing orlike music. It can get very
expensive. Like it's somethingthat you have pride in and you
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have ownership of.
Oh, right now Erica and I arejust looking at Cabela's for
$700 $800 fishing And I'm goodwith my $35 fishing rod from
Walmart.
Erika (10:58):
Yeah, there's no way. That's insane.
Edgar (10:59):
I feel like I'm getting good mileage of it, but I guess
the $700 $800 fishing rods arefor more heavier fishes.
Erika (11:09):
Yeah, I mean a shark or something.
Edgar (11:11):
They know a lot more than I do about these things, but it
looks cool, I guess. It lookslike an actual fishing rod.
Erika (11:19):
Yeah, it looks advanced. Yeah, it looks pretty cool.
Edgar (11:24):
I hope I get a sponsored regular list. I want to show
them my four eight inch fishes.
Erika (11:32):
Well, you got a 10 inch one the other day.
Edgar (11:34):
Yeah,
Erika (11:35):
you were really happy for that one.
Edgar (11:37):
I was, yeah. It was a fighter. Like, yeah, back to
this story. But yeah, so motherand daughter go to jail,
directly to jail. Do havePascoe?
Erika (11:50):
I would just say she's not the ass for reacting the way
she did. I hope she gets justicesomehow or she gets some money
in return. Because $700 iscrazy.
Edgar (11:59):
Yeah, dollars 700 is like, that's a lot. I mean, it's
not grand larceny technically,but still. It's almost there.
Erika (12:06):
I mean, yeah.
Edgar (12:08):
You're heading towards there.
Erika (12:10):
Yeah, definitely. So the next story is coworker told a
customer no in my favorite way.In the aughties, which means in
the decade of the 2000s, Iworked in a call center doing
tech support. Our jobs ended upgetting outsourced, so I got
laid off. A few weeks later thecompany called and asked if I
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wanted to work on a new contractat the call center.
I was desperate for a job, so Iwent back. The contract was
doing warranty customer servicefor a major car manufacturer.
Once training started, Irealized quickly how much it
would suck. My previous job wasto fix the collar's problem,
something I enjoyed. Withoutwarranties off, the collar was
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the problem and my job was tofind any way to tell them no.
I was paired up with a battlehardened older woman for a few
hours to listen and learn. Shewas an old at it and I got to
witness her power. A guy calledin and she had to look at his
call history. She muted him andshowed how this man had called
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in for stuff many times over theyears despite his truck being
long out of warranty. He hassomehow begged, whined,
complained, and screamed his wayinto free repairs multiple
times.
None of it should have beencovered but people just did it
to get him off the phone. Sheunmuted him and let him go into
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his spiel. She told him threetimes that she could not help
him, and he started gettingwarmed up. Finally, she gave a
big sigh and said words I'llnever forget. Sir, there comes a
time in every man's life when hemust stand on his own two feet.
To take full responsibility forhimself, today, sir, is your
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day. She said that as if we weregiving a pep talk to a team
before a big game. After somesilence he simply said, okay and
hung up. She made some notes andtold me he'll probably call back
and get some softy and went on asmoke break. I didn't last a
month at it.
It was too soul crushing for me.I often wish I could channel
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that woman's energy and tellsomeone to eff off in such a
well worded way. Isn't thatcrazy?
Edgar (14:28):
That's pretty crazy. I mean, it sounds like a dream
job, just saying no to peopleall day.
Erika (14:33):
No, it's so draining, dude. Customer service, any
customer service job, I thinkregardless of, depending on if
you help them or whatever it isthat you do, but you work with
customers, there are days whereit's draining. And working face
to face or smiling all the timeor, you know, it takes a toll
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eventually.
Edgar (14:59):
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
Erika (15:02):
You're so funny. I mean, I enjoy working with people for
the most part, but it does getdraining at times.
Edgar (15:13):
I kind of rather work alone most of the time. Like I
work in teams, like big andsmall, I just, I prefer more
like working alone.
Erika (15:22):
I work fine with both people. It's just sometimes you
need to recharge, you know? Likeif you're like, I could be
social if I want to, but then Ineed to like be left alone for a
little bit to recharge.
Edgar (15:34):
Yeah, people are pretty draining.
Erika (15:37):
Yeah. So the top one is I felt the weight of that there
comes a time. But yeah, I meanshe's definitely handled it,
which can tell that she hadyears of experience the right
way. But you know, a lot ofcustomers like to yell and
scream and hype up and I'm gonnacall your boss, I'm gonna call
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your boss's boss and you know,make up a huge deal because they
want to get something. The factthat he's doing it for years and
he's gotten away with it, it'scrazy to me.
Edgar (16:12):
It's like a little secret she called for him. Guess. I
mean, repairs are like,depending on the kind of repairs
he needs, could be likethousands. So it's probably
saving a good amount of money.
Erika (16:21):
Yeah, definitely.
Edgar (16:23):
So final verdict?
Erika (16:25):
I would say, I don't think this one is an
Edgar (16:28):
asshole one, I think it's a,
Erika (16:31):
you know, to have a confidence of that woman and
tell him off.
Edgar (16:35):
Yeah, have the wisdom.
Erika (16:37):
Yeah, the years of experience, yeah.
Edgar (16:40):
Someday it will be like that. The next story is titled,
I accidentally sent a voicemailof me peeing to my coworker.
Mortified. Basically titled, Ihad finished calling someone,
slipped my phone into my backpocket and went to the bathroom.
Peed, flushed, washed my handsand as I was leaving the
bathroom, I grabbed my phone tocheck my notifications and
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noticed I had been recording atwo minute long voice mail to my
coworker.
So basically, now she has arecording of me peeing and I
farted, bro. I've, yeah, andsharted. I've never been so
humiliated. I quickly sent her atext saying, Sorry, I butt
dialed you. Disregard thatvoicemail.
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It was accidental. And I'mpraying she doesn't listen to
it. Generally, this is the worstmoment of my life. So yeah, her
life is definitely over. Sheshould just go off grid, never
come back, change her name, fakeher death.
Like there's no coming back fromthat to be honest.
Erika (17:41):
That's so embarrassing. Oh my god. And then it depends
on which coworker, like forexample, if that happened to
her, I wouldn't tell anybody, Iwould feel bad for that person.
Then you have other people like,Oh my god, let me show you what
somebody sent me. And thenspreads it everywhere.
Edgar (17:56):
The thing is there's more people like that, like the
latter.
Erika (17:59):
I know.
Edgar (18:00):
And none. I know. Especially like the bigger the
office, like more gets around.And at the very least, now they
have kind of like a, they haveblackmail, but they have
something over OP.
Erika (18:11):
I mean, damn, you really think the worst in people.
That's how it is. I like tothink the best people, but know,
You not
Edgar (18:20):
think about being in a rat race, even if you win,
you'll steal a rat. What?
Erika (18:30):
I can't with you. Oh my gosh. The talk comment is LOL.
She will listen to it, wouldn'tyou?
Edgar (18:39):
I wouldn't. Who will? I will listen to it.
Erika (18:46):
Was listening to a fifty minute butt dial, dope deal, and
I was the guy's PO, so it couldbe worse.
Edgar (18:57):
I don't know. If someone sent me an accidental voicemail,
I mean, don't even listen tomost voicemails that get sent to
me, TBH.
Erika (19:03):
My mom sends me voicemails by accident. And then
sometimes I go to the beginningand then I go to the end and
then I hear anything. I fastforward it because it's boring,
but you hear it talking orshuffling around.
Edgar (19:15):
That's funny.
Erika (19:15):
Butt dials.
Edgar (19:17):
A little butt dial.
Erika (19:18):
It's cute.
Edgar (19:19):
But yeah, I just, I think it says a lot about society, how
the top line was like, everyonewill listen to it.
Erika (19:28):
Well, it's true though, because you want to like, why he
left me this long voicemail orwhy he called me.
Edgar (19:34):
I'm not that curious. I'd be like, okay, they obviously
buttered me or I'm not listeningto all of that.
Erika (19:41):
Because you know how in the voicemails they actually
give you a transcript
Edgar (19:44):
of what it actually says, So I wonder what type of
transcript it would
Erika (19:48):
even give. Don't think it would say
Edgar (19:50):
anything. Explosion.
Erika (19:54):
Would be actually interesting.
Edgar (19:55):
I just
Erika (19:55):
clicked off. Yeah, I don't know. And maybe dot dot
dot or something.
Edgar (20:00):
Followed by a waterfall. That's her dreams.
Erika (20:05):
Yeah, I don't know. It's very interesting. But yeah, I
thought that was pretty funny.
Edgar (20:10):
But yeah, poor OP.
Erika (20:12):
Yeah, I hope he doesn't, you know, become the ridicule of
the whole office.
Edgar (20:18):
I feel like he is TBH.
Erika (20:22):
I hope not.
Edgar (20:23):
It's over for him. I also You know what it was before the
incident TVH, if you have to behonest.
Erika (20:31):
You don't know that.
Edgar (20:33):
Could feel it.
Erika (20:35):
I don't know. They're right Oh my gosh. I hope not.
And it also depends on thecoworkers too. Like, hey, yeah.
Edgar (20:44):
You guys have final verdict? What would you do if
this was you?
Erika (20:47):
Oh my gosh. I would, I don't even know what I would do.
You can't really do anything atthis point. You gotta just let
it happen.
Edgar (20:55):
Yeah. Like, you know, like you can't
Erika (20:57):
be like, oh, let me see your phone to the person that,
and then I'm just gonna seesomething real quick and then
delete it. Like, it's weird andthen the person would be like,
what, why? And then also if youdelete it, there's undeleted
messages that you have on yourphone as well.
Edgar (21:16):
Do delete it forever?
Erika (21:18):
So once you delete it first, it goes into this folder
of deleted voicemails and thenyou need your face or password
or whatever to go into that one.
Edgar (21:26):
That's correct.
Erika (21:26):
To delete it again.
Edgar (21:29):
That seems like a waste.
Erika (21:31):
So yeah, I mean, even he deletes it, he's screwed because
then she'd probably go to herdeleted voicemails and be like,
why he delete it? Then
Edgar (21:38):
You go ahead.
Erika (21:39):
And then listen to it. So yeah, there's just no
Edgar (21:43):
As I said
Erika (21:43):
No winning.
Edgar (21:44):
You had to pick it up.
Erika (21:46):
What? I don't think he's that bad. Maybe new job.
Edgar (21:52):
My god. We both travel fast. We train companies too.
Erika (21:58):
All right, so next story is, so I accidentally started a
neighborhood feud and I'm tooembarrassed to fix it. Weeks
ago, I was walking my dog whenmy neighbor's sprinkler hit me.
I was having a bad day so Imurdered something about them
watering the sidewalk more thantheir lawn. The lady next door
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heard me and apparently she'shad issues with the sprinkler
for months. She thought I was onher side and marched over there
to confront them about it.
Now the entire block has pickedsides. One family thinks I
started some campaign againstthem. The other neighbor keeps
thanking me for backing her upin the war with them. People
have stopped talking to mebecause they're friends with one
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side or the other. The crazypart is the sprinkler was fixed
a week ago.
But now they're leaving passiveaggressive notes on each other's
cars and parking to block eachother's views. I just wanted to
walk my dog in peace. Now I'mscared to leave my house because
I might make it worse. How doyou tell an entire neighborhood
that you accidentally started afeud over getting slightly damp?
Edgar (23:06):
Alright Pete, imagine everyone's looking for a single
neighborhood as that nosy.
Erika (23:11):
Oh my god. I know. He literally murdered under his
breath and she came out and say,
Edgar (23:17):
I told you so I
Erika (23:18):
told you. She was waiting for that one moment of somebody
else having trouble with thesprinklers. Oh my god.
Edgar (23:27):
I would just immediately move. Like, this is too much.
Erika (23:31):
I wouldn't move, but it's just, oh my god, you gotta deal
with that.
Edgar (23:35):
Mm-mm. I have too much to deal with.
Erika (23:39):
Yeah, okay, it's gonna be easy to move, like, you know,
everything, go somewhere elsefor What if you go and move
somewhere else and they're worstneighbors, like?
Edgar (23:49):
I can move where there's no neighbors. I used to check
back in the day, cheap littleshacks that you can buy in like
New Hampshire, Vermont, ruralMaine, and Massachusetts, and
they're like 10 to $40,000.
Erika (24:06):
And you're just gonna live in a shack and a shed?
Edgar (24:09):
Yeah, a basically a shed.
Erika (24:10):
That's crazy. No, I cannot. Where are you gonna pee?
In the woods?
Edgar (24:16):
That's everything. It's like the studio.
Erika (24:18):
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Edgar (24:20):
Would you live there?
Erika (24:21):
No, absolutely not.
Edgar (24:22):
I feel like I would get one of those as like a
middleware.
Erika (24:25):
Man cave?
Edgar (24:26):
Man cave as well. It's gonna look like abandoned, but
it's gonna be boo boo trap. Andwhen you manage to get through
the boo boo traps, because you'dbe agile like me, there's going
to be lots of games, my entirecomputer set, so I can code and
pictures of beans.
Erika (24:43):
That sounds okay. Could tell the favorite dog is here
for I love all my dogs equally.
Edgar (24:51):
I love them too.
Erika (24:52):
No, you don't. You love beans more. I love all my dogs
equally. At least I tried tobecause they all deserve the
love.
Edgar (25:00):
But back to it, back to the story. Yeah. Yeah, I would
just move somewhere verydesolate.
Erika (25:07):
I don't think it's worth moving. I would just, you know,
let the rumors die down or thefeud die down and that's it.
Alright, so the top comment ishonestly though, just blame it
on bad vibes from that day andsay you weren't talking about
anyone. People love dramaticapology followed by free
cookies, trust me. Suburbandiplomacy runs on baked goods.
Edgar (25:31):
I mean, given like how immature the entire neighborhood
is, this probably would work.
Erika (25:37):
Hopefully, oh my gosh. I mean, the fact that he just
wanted to walk his dog in peaceand he was just trying to not
get soaked. I mean, come on.
Edgar (25:48):
Yeah. That's getting pretty fast. But I guess the
final verdict on the story?
Erika (25:54):
I would say, I mean, it's not really an Am I an asshole
story, but I would say he didn'tdo wrong, anything wrong. He was
just stuck in the middle of awar
Edgar (26:06):
and ended up choosing a
Erika (26:07):
side without even really consenting.
Edgar (26:09):
Yeah. Poor Ophie and DevDog.
Erika (26:13):
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Thank you. Bye.
Yapping!
Erika (00:02):
Hello. This is Erika.
Edgar (00:04):
Hey, Edgar.
Erika (00:05):
And we are the Yapping Snowsers. We entertain you with
the app worthy stories we findaround the web. Today's theme is
petty chaos. Am I the asshole?Boyfriend peed the bed and is
mad at me for my response.
My boyfriend, 27 male, and I,female 23, just moved into a new
house and bought a new mattress.Last night I woke up to a wet
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feeling under my arm and hand.My boyfriend was already up and
in the bathroom. When he cameback I asked him if he spilled
something in the bed or knew whyit was wet. He told me that he
thinks he peed the bed.
I asked him again and said,Wait, are you serious? And he
said, I think I peed in mydreams and peed in real life.
Didn't you say that had a dreamthat you were peeing?
Edgar (00:51):
Yeah, and luckily I did not pee the bed. But yeah, it's
always, you play a dangerousgame when you're peeing in your
dreams.
Erika (00:58):
Yeah, I think it's an automatic response to get up and
go. Okay, we are both half awakeat this point and I'm just
surprised that he actually didwet the bed. I asked him to go
grab some stuff to clean it upand he told me that it was fine.
I asked him what he meant bythat and he grabbed a towel,
laid it on the wet spot and gotback into the bed to go to
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sleep. I put the covers off himand told him that he needs to go
grab stuff to clean it upbecause I don't want it to get
stained and it's a new mattressand we don't have a mattress
cover for it yet.
He told me that it was fine,that I'm overreacting. That
statement naturally pissed meoff and I told him I'm not going
to sleep and his piss and that'snot fair to me. He told me he'll
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clean it in the morning, that'snot a big deal and it doesn't
warrant the reaction I have.That was not the solution I
wanted so I took all the sheetsoff the bed, threw them at him,
and told him to sleep on thecouch. It was very irritating
hearing him tell me that I'moverreacting because I asked him
to clean up his pee in the bedwe both sleep in.
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Then he knocked on the door tenminutes later asking for a new
blanket because the one I gavehim smelled like pee. So am I
the asshole for overreacting tomy boyfriend not cleaning up the
pee in the bed right away?
Edgar (02:16):
No, that's like not an overreaction. Like, I just find
it like wrong that the boyfriendwanted to just like stay in his
pee all night just because he'stired. I feel like just like the
stickiness and just like thegrossness of it would make me
want to just wake up and cleanit. No,
Erika (02:32):
I think she handled this as a champ. Like honestly, I
would be pissed. Literally. Iwould literally, I would not
have handled it this well. So Ithink she was a champ for
saying, she was half asleep, shethought he was joking because
he'd never done that before.
And she said, Okay, let's justclean it up. Go wash it. He
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didn't want to. It's justdisgusting. Imagine you
marinating the whole night,eight, nine hours, like with
your pee under you, it'sdisgusting.
Edgar (03:08):
I can't imagine, like you're gonna get like pimples
and like rashes from that.
Erika (03:12):
Yeah, that's, no.
Edgar (03:14):
And it's like going to smell off the room too?
Erika (03:16):
Yeah, no, and then stain. And even to remove that off the
mattress or the blankets, haveto use special like cleaning
stuff. It's just not soap andwater.
Edgar (03:26):
I think the worst thing that happened like in a fresh
new mattress that you likeprobably bought, it was like
thousands of dollars and likemattresses, you can't like just
fit it in the laundry.
Erika (03:35):
I know, I would be so pissed too. Well you have the
special tools where you go like,know, when I'm talking about
those vacuums that you just golike, like liquid in water and
you go like that, you know whatI'm saying?
Edgar (03:45):
Yeah, know, but how often do you have that, like next
year?
Erika (03:49):
Yeah, I mean, they're pretty expensive so, yeah. I
mean, the mattress that we gotis pretty expensive, so I would
be really pissed.
Edgar (03:58):
Luckily the dogs and I have like eaten it.
Erika (04:02):
No, the dogs are such good girls. There's a small
update but I'm not really gonnaread it because it's really
void. So the only thing is thathe did apologize and got her
flowers and her favorite icecream and just saying, you know,
I should have cleaned it rightaway. It was disrespectful for
me to be like, You'reoverreacting. So I thought he
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did good after just saying sorryafter that.
Edgar (04:27):
I mean, considering that he was tired, it's probably just
his blunt reaction, like, Oh,I'm just way too tired to deal
with this. When he woke up, heprobably had a lot more clarity.
So it does show that it's notreally all his fault that he
wanted to sleep in the pee.
Erika (04:42):
Oh yeah, he did sleep and then he peed,
Edgar (04:45):
yeah.
Erika (04:46):
Well, still, you know, but there's no reason for him to
saying, You're overreacting. Itclearly was not an overreaction.
It was just disgusting.
Edgar (04:55):
Yeah, it's not a reaction, but also he probably
was not like conscious enough tolike, think it through, like
what he's saying during thattime.
Erika (05:01):
Yeah, but he could have done better.
Edgar (05:05):
Okay, so final reaction?
Erika (05:08):
Final verdict? Would say that she's not the asshole. I
think she, like I said, she wasa champ. She didn't scream at
her, yell at him. She was justannoyed.
Edgar (05:18):
Yeah, she handled it as best as she could and then he
handled it better. Afterwards.Afterwards, yeah, after the
fact. So, the next story istitled A Little Girl Stole My
$700 Fishing Pole and Broke It.I'm a female, age 18, and I love
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fishing.
It's a simple fact, I gowhenever I can and have pretty
expensive equipment. Yesterday,I was fishing at a pond in my
local park where there were aton of fish. And I was catching
a ton and it was going good. Iwas using my second pole that
has my lateral for base. Myexpensive pole was sitting on my
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camping chair that I alwaysbring.
And I look over at my chair andit's gone. I'm panicking and
running around the pond to seeif anyone had it. All of a
sudden I see a little girl,about 11 years old, holding it.
She had casted and was reelingit in. I wanted to make sure it
was mine, I waited until I couldsee the larrow.
Sure enough, when she pulled itout of the water, it was my, Oh,
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it's lur. Okay, she just foundit weird.
Erika (06:25):
I was wondering what that was.
Edgar (06:26):
Yeah, okay. Every time I said lur, it's lur. But yeah, so
my Lur, my pole and my property,was what I saw. I come up to the
little girl and say, Nice pole.Where did you get it?
And with the most blankexpression, she looks up at me
and says, I found it. And well,I said, It's mine, so can I have
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it back? And it was reallyexpensive. And then she replies,
No, I found it. It's mine, so ifyou don't give it back to me,
I'm going to have to take it.
And she looks up at me and justso angrily stabs the lip of the
pole into the ground and withher force snaps it in half. I
can't believe what I saw and Ipicked it up and started yelling
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at her. A lady came over runningand started screaming at me and
asked me why I'm yelling at herdaughter and I explained to her
what happened with the mostannoyed face and tone. She found
it so it's hers. I told the ladyI would call the police if she
didn't give me the money for thepoll.
She said she wouldn't because itwas now her daughter's poll. I
called the police and they tookher and her daughter in and I am
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filing reports right now andtrying to sue her for the $700 I
know it might sound ridiculous,but I am pissed.
Erika (07:40):
I think it's so, ridiculous.
Edgar (07:43):
I mean, crazy part, like, how old was a little kid, like
an 11 year old? The 11 year oldand a mom had the same
mentality.
Erika (07:52):
I mean, when you're 11, you're not a kid anymore. I'm
sorry. You understand whatyou're not supposed to be
touching, you know, a strangerthinks you shouldn't be
grabbing. Like, you know I mean?You're not that young.
You should know what's right andwrong. I just, I think it's
ridiculous. I hope she gets hermoney back or some type of
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compensation becauseridiculously, dollars 700 down
the drain over a little kidtouching your stuff.
Edgar (08:23):
I know, like it could have just been like a playful
thing, then the mom kind of likemake it even worse.
Erika (08:27):
Yeah. Saying, oh, she found it. It hurts. Really? She
did not find it.
She took it.
Edgar (08:32):
Exactly. She just want to, I don't know. There's just
something not connecting upthere for the mom. No. Now
Terrible parenting.
The mom and the daughter, likethe 11 year old daughter are
going to jail probably.
Erika (08:43):
I don't doubt it. I doubt they'll go to jail, but this
should get fined for something.
Edgar (08:48):
At least they're fine. And this is like destruction of
property and like potentiallystealing. I mean, it's up to OP,
like how pissed she is.
Erika (08:54):
How she wants to go with it, yeah.
Edgar (08:56):
Yeah, because usually they let you press charges or
don't press charges, so it lookslike she's intending to press
charges.
Erika (09:03):
Well, the entitlement was insane there. So the top comment
is not the asshole. She stoleand broke something that wasn't
hers and her adult defended it.What does she think is going to
happen with this kid in thefuture?
Edgar (09:16):
At the, yeah, you got to nip it out at the butt. And as
an 11 year old, just like punishher now, that way hopefully
she'll get the lesson thatyou're not supposed to steal.
Erika (09:28):
Yeah, well yours will be touching that something that's
not yours. Simple as that.Respect others privacy or things
and that's it.
Edgar (09:38):
I know, right? I just don't get like how that could
happen. Like how so many thingscould go wrong so quickly.
Erika (09:46):
Yeah, and it's scary. Like what if
Edgar (09:48):
she, God forbid, sees a weapon or something? She's like,
Oh, well now it's mine because Ifound it. Like, you know,
Erika (09:54):
it's not something-
Edgar (09:56):
Or if OP wasn't nice, you know? What if she was like a
violent person? OP. Oh, It couldthat's have been a lot more
worse for the little kid.
Erika (10:06):
Yeah. I mean, thank goodness that this time they
found a decent human being orsomebody at least that was not
going to hurt them for doingsomething like that. Because
people take it, like fishingseriously.
Edgar (10:19):
Yeah, like I love fishing and mean,
Erika (10:21):
You just I started a hobby.
Edgar (10:23):
Yes, it's my new hobby, my new obsession and I love it
already. But I don't think Iwould spend that much money on a
fishing rod. I don't see thepoint too much, but I can get
like equipment for a bunch ofhobbies that you have, like
whether it's like fishing orlike music. It can get very
expensive. Like it's somethingthat you have pride in and you
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have ownership of.
Oh, right now Erica and I arejust looking at Cabela's for
$700 $800 fishing And I'm goodwith my $35 fishing rod from
Walmart.
Erika (10:58):
Yeah, there's no way. That's insane.
Edgar (10:59):
I feel like I'm getting good mileage of it, but I guess
the $700 $800 fishing rods arefor more heavier fishes.
Erika (11:09):
Yeah, I mean a shark or something.
Edgar (11:11):
They know a lot more than I do about these things, but it
looks cool, I guess. It lookslike an actual fishing rod.
Erika (11:19):
Yeah, it looks advanced. Yeah, it looks pretty cool.
Edgar (11:24):
I hope I get a sponsored regular list. I want to show
them my four eight inch fishes.
Erika (11:32):
Well, you got a 10 inch one the other day.
Edgar (11:34):
Yeah,
Erika (11:35):
you were really happy for that one.
Edgar (11:37):
I was, yeah. It was a fighter. Like, yeah, back to
this story. But yeah, so motherand daughter go to jail,
directly to jail. Do havePascoe?
Erika (11:50):
I would just say she's not the ass for reacting the way
she did. I hope she gets justicesomehow or she gets some money
in return. Because $700 iscrazy.
Edgar (11:59):
Yeah, dollars 700 is like, that's a lot. I mean, it's
not grand larceny technically,but still. It's almost there.
Erika (12:06):
I mean, yeah.
Edgar (12:08):
You're heading towards there.
Erika (12:10):
Yeah, definitely. So the next story is coworker told a
customer no in my favorite way.In the aughties, which means in
the decade of the 2000s, Iworked in a call center doing
tech support. Our jobs ended upgetting outsourced, so I got
laid off. A few weeks later thecompany called and asked if I
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wanted to work on a new contractat the call center.
I was desperate for a job, so Iwent back. The contract was
doing warranty customer servicefor a major car manufacturer.
Once training started, Irealized quickly how much it
would suck. My previous job wasto fix the collar's problem,
something I enjoyed. Withoutwarranties off, the collar was
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the problem and my job was tofind any way to tell them no.
I was paired up with a battlehardened older woman for a few
hours to listen and learn. Shewas an old at it and I got to
witness her power. A guy calledin and she had to look at his
call history. She muted him andshowed how this man had called
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in for stuff many times over theyears despite his truck being
long out of warranty. He hassomehow begged, whined,
complained, and screamed his wayinto free repairs multiple
times.
None of it should have beencovered but people just did it
to get him off the phone. Sheunmuted him and let him go into
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his spiel. She told him threetimes that she could not help
him, and he started gettingwarmed up. Finally, she gave a
big sigh and said words I'llnever forget. Sir, there comes a
time in every man's life when hemust stand on his own two feet.
To take full responsibility forhimself, today, sir, is your
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day. She said that as if we weregiving a pep talk to a team
before a big game. After somesilence he simply said, okay and
hung up. She made some notes andtold me he'll probably call back
and get some softy and went on asmoke break. I didn't last a
month at it.
It was too soul crushing for me.I often wish I could channel
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that woman's energy and tellsomeone to eff off in such a
well worded way. Isn't thatcrazy?
Edgar (14:28):
That's pretty crazy. I mean, it sounds like a dream
job, just saying no to peopleall day.
Erika (14:33):
No, it's so draining, dude. Customer service, any
customer service job, I thinkregardless of, depending on if
you help them or whatever it isthat you do, but you work with
customers, there are days whereit's draining. And working face
to face or smiling all the timeor, you know, it takes a toll
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eventually.
Edgar (14:59):
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
Erika (15:02):
You're so funny. I mean, I enjoy working with people for
the most part, but it does getdraining at times.
Edgar (15:13):
I kind of rather work alone most of the time. Like I
work in teams, like big andsmall, I just, I prefer more
like working alone.
Erika (15:22):
I work fine with both people. It's just sometimes you
need to recharge, you know? Likeif you're like, I could be
social if I want to, but then Ineed to like be left alone for a
little bit to recharge.
Edgar (15:34):
Yeah, people are pretty draining.
Erika (15:37):
Yeah. So the top one is I felt the weight of that there
comes a time. But yeah, I meanshe's definitely handled it,
which can tell that she hadyears of experience the right
way. But you know, a lot ofcustomers like to yell and
scream and hype up and I'm gonnacall your boss, I'm gonna call
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your boss's boss and you know,make up a huge deal because they
want to get something. The factthat he's doing it for years and
he's gotten away with it, it'scrazy to me.
Edgar (16:12):
It's like a little secret she called for him. Guess. I
mean, repairs are like,depending on the kind of repairs
he needs, could be likethousands. So it's probably
saving a good amount of money.
Erika (16:21):
Yeah, definitely.
Edgar (16:23):
So final verdict?
Erika (16:25):
I would say, I don't think this one is an
Edgar (16:28):
asshole one, I think it's a,
Erika (16:31):
you know, to have a confidence of that woman and
tell him off.
Edgar (16:35):
Yeah, have the wisdom.
Erika (16:37):
Yeah, the years of experience, yeah.
Edgar (16:40):
Someday it will be like that. The next story is titled,
I accidentally sent a voicemailof me peeing to my coworker.
Mortified. Basically titled, Ihad finished calling someone,
slipped my phone into my backpocket and went to the bathroom.
Peed, flushed, washed my handsand as I was leaving the
bathroom, I grabbed my phone tocheck my notifications and
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noticed I had been recording atwo minute long voice mail to my
coworker.
So basically, now she has arecording of me peeing and I
farted, bro. I've, yeah, andsharted. I've never been so
humiliated. I quickly sent her atext saying, Sorry, I butt
dialed you. Disregard thatvoicemail.
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It was accidental. And I'mpraying she doesn't listen to
it. Generally, this is the worstmoment of my life. So yeah, her
life is definitely over. Sheshould just go off grid, never
come back, change her name, fakeher death.
Like there's no coming back fromthat to be honest.
Erika (17:41):
That's so embarrassing. Oh my god. And then it depends
on which coworker, like forexample, if that happened to
her, I wouldn't tell anybody, Iwould feel bad for that person.
Then you have other people like,Oh my god, let me show you what
somebody sent me. And thenspreads it everywhere.
Edgar (17:56):
The thing is there's more people like that, like the
latter.
Erika (17:59):
I know.
Edgar (18:00):
And none. I know. Especially like the bigger the
office, like more gets around.And at the very least, now they
have kind of like a, they haveblackmail, but they have
something over OP.
Erika (18:11):
I mean, damn, you really think the worst in people.
That's how it is. I like tothink the best people, but know,
You not
Edgar (18:20):
think about being in a rat race, even if you win,
you'll steal a rat. What?
Erika (18:30):
I can't with you. Oh my gosh. The talk comment is LOL.
She will listen to it, wouldn'tyou?
Edgar (18:39):
I wouldn't. Who will? I will listen to it.
Erika (18:46):
Was listening to a fifty minute butt dial, dope deal, and
I was the guy's PO, so it couldbe worse.
Edgar (18:57):
I don't know. If someone sent me an accidental voicemail,
I mean, don't even listen tomost voicemails that get sent to
me, TBH.
Erika (19:03):
My mom sends me voicemails by accident. And then
sometimes I go to the beginningand then I go to the end and
then I hear anything. I fastforward it because it's boring,
but you hear it talking orshuffling around.
Edgar (19:15):
That's funny.
Erika (19:15):
Butt dials.
Edgar (19:17):
A little butt dial.
Erika (19:18):
It's cute.
Edgar (19:19):
But yeah, I just, I think it says a lot about society, how
the top line was like, everyonewill listen to it.
Erika (19:28):
Well, it's true though, because you want to like, why he
left me this long voicemail orwhy he called me.
Edgar (19:34):
I'm not that curious. I'd be like, okay, they obviously
buttered me or I'm not listeningto all of that.
Erika (19:41):
Because you know how in the voicemails they actually
give you a transcript
Edgar (19:44):
of what it actually says, So I wonder what type of
transcript it would
Erika (19:48):
even give. Don't think it would say
Edgar (19:50):
anything. Explosion.
Erika (19:54):
Would be actually interesting.
Edgar (19:55):
I just
Erika (19:55):
clicked off. Yeah, I don't know. And maybe dot dot
dot or something.
Edgar (20:00):
Followed by a waterfall. That's her dreams.
Erika (20:05):
Yeah, I don't know. It's very interesting. But yeah, I
thought that was pretty funny.
Edgar (20:10):
But yeah, poor OP.
Erika (20:12):
Yeah, I hope he doesn't, you know, become the ridicule of
the whole office.
Edgar (20:18):
I feel like he is TBH.
Erika (20:22):
I hope not.
Edgar (20:23):
It's over for him. I also You know what it was before the
incident TVH, if you have to behonest.
Erika (20:31):
You don't know that.
Edgar (20:33):
Could feel it.
Erika (20:35):
I don't know. They're right Oh my gosh. I hope not.
And it also depends on thecoworkers too. Like, hey, yeah.
Edgar (20:44):
You guys have final verdict? What would you do if
this was you?
Erika (20:47):
Oh my gosh. I would, I don't even know what I would do.
You can't really do anything atthis point. You gotta just let
it happen.
Edgar (20:55):
Yeah. Like, you know, like you can't
Erika (20:57):
be like, oh, let me see your phone to the person that,
and then I'm just gonna seesomething real quick and then
delete it. Like, it's weird andthen the person would be like,
what, why? And then also if youdelete it, there's undeleted
messages that you have on yourphone as well.
Edgar (21:16):
Do delete it forever?
Erika (21:18):
So once you delete it first, it goes into this folder
of deleted voicemails and thenyou need your face or password
or whatever to go into that one.
Edgar (21:26):
That's correct.
Erika (21:26):
To delete it again.
Edgar (21:29):
That seems like a waste.
Erika (21:31):
So yeah, I mean, even he deletes it, he's screwed because
then she'd probably go to herdeleted voicemails and be like,
why he delete it? Then
Edgar (21:38):
You go ahead.
Erika (21:39):
And then listen to it. So yeah, there's just no
Edgar (21:43):
As I said
Erika (21:43):
No winning.
Edgar (21:44):
You had to pick it up.
Erika (21:46):
What? I don't think he's that bad. Maybe new job.
Edgar (21:52):
My god. We both travel fast. We train companies too.
Erika (21:58):
All right, so next story is, so I accidentally started a
neighborhood feud and I'm tooembarrassed to fix it. Weeks
ago, I was walking my dog whenmy neighbor's sprinkler hit me.
I was having a bad day so Imurdered something about them
watering the sidewalk more thantheir lawn. The lady next door
(22:18):
heard me and apparently she'shad issues with the sprinkler
for months. She thought I was onher side and marched over there
to confront them about it.
Now the entire block has pickedsides. One family thinks I
started some campaign againstthem. The other neighbor keeps
thanking me for backing her upin the war with them. People
have stopped talking to mebecause they're friends with one
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side or the other. The crazypart is the sprinkler was fixed
a week ago.
But now they're leaving passiveaggressive notes on each other's
cars and parking to block eachother's views. I just wanted to
walk my dog in peace. Now I'mscared to leave my house because
I might make it worse. How doyou tell an entire neighborhood
that you accidentally started afeud over getting slightly damp?
Edgar (23:06):
Alright Pete, imagine everyone's looking for a single
neighborhood as that nosy.
Erika (23:11):
Oh my god. I know. He literally murdered under his
breath and she came out and say,
Edgar (23:17):
I told you so I
Erika (23:18):
told you. She was waiting for that one moment of somebody
else having trouble with thesprinklers. Oh my god.
Edgar (23:27):
I would just immediately move. Like, this is too much.
Erika (23:31):
I wouldn't move, but it's just, oh my god, you gotta deal
with that.
Edgar (23:35):
Mm-mm. I have too much to deal with.
Erika (23:39):
Yeah, okay, it's gonna be easy to move, like, you know,
everything, go somewhere elsefor What if you go and move
somewhere else and they're worstneighbors, like?
Edgar (23:49):
I can move where there's no neighbors. I used to check
back in the day, cheap littleshacks that you can buy in like
New Hampshire, Vermont, ruralMaine, and Massachusetts, and
they're like 10 to $40,000.
Erika (24:06):
And you're just gonna live in a shack and a shed?
Edgar (24:09):
Yeah, a basically a shed.
Erika (24:10):
That's crazy. No, I cannot. Where are you gonna pee?
In the woods?
Edgar (24:16):
That's everything. It's like the studio.
Erika (24:18):
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Edgar (24:20):
Would you live there?
Erika (24:21):
No, absolutely not.
Edgar (24:22):
I feel like I would get one of those as like a
middleware.
Erika (24:25):
Man cave?
Edgar (24:26):
Man cave as well. It's gonna look like abandoned, but
it's gonna be boo boo trap. Andwhen you manage to get through
the boo boo traps, because you'dbe agile like me, there's going
to be lots of games, my entirecomputer set, so I can code and
pictures of beans.
Erika (24:43):
That sounds okay. Could tell the favorite dog is here
for I love all my dogs equally.
Edgar (24:51):
I love them too.
Erika (24:52):
No, you don't. You love beans more. I love all my dogs
equally. At least I tried tobecause they all deserve the
love.
Edgar (25:00):
But back to it, back to the story. Yeah. Yeah, I would
just move somewhere verydesolate.
Erika (25:07):
I don't think it's worth moving. I would just, you know,
let the rumors die down or thefeud die down and that's it.
Alright, so the top comment ishonestly though, just blame it
on bad vibes from that day andsay you weren't talking about
anyone. People love dramaticapology followed by free
cookies, trust me. Suburbandiplomacy runs on baked goods.
Edgar (25:31):
I mean, given like how immature the entire neighborhood
is, this probably would work.
Erika (25:37):
Hopefully, oh my gosh. I mean, the fact that he just
wanted to walk his dog in peaceand he was just trying to not
get soaked. I mean, come on.
Edgar (25:48):
Yeah. That's getting pretty fast. But I guess the
final verdict on the story?
Erika (25:54):
I would say, I mean, it's not really an Am I an asshole
story, but I would say he didn'tdo wrong, anything wrong. He was
just stuck in the middle of awar
Edgar (26:06):
and ended up choosing a
Erika (26:07):
side without even really consenting.
Edgar (26:09):
Yeah. Poor Ophie and DevDog.
Erika (26:13):
I know. Alright. That's all the stories we have today.
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Edgar (26:33):
Also, we have a Facebook group called AITA Relationship
and Family Drama linked in thedescription. For instance, you
can share and might ask a postyou like or share your own
stories with us all to judge. Wemay even read a few posts in one
of our episodes, if you'relucky.
Erika (26:51):
Thank you. Bye.
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