Gay Sex Online Dating | Catfished

 

Once upon a time, Itching for some excitement, I scanned through the San Francisco online dating - GAY s+x personals

There was a wide range of single gay men available on the internet.

• Bears 
• Twinks 
• Submissive Bottoms
• Alphas
• Cross Dressers
• Slaves
• [and more].

After DISQUALIFYING online profiles with no pics or biography descriptions, I found a homosexual male who could fix my itch. Therefore, I consented to a meeting.

Yeap, I was Catfished!

But, I opened up a can of "Whoop Ass!"

 

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
fFirst & foremost: For the record.
I've never claimed to be a saint.
I've experienced the good.
I've done the bad.
I've woken up with the ugly. Once upon a time, itching for some excitement,

(00:22):
I scan through the online gay personals.
There was a wide range of men available.
Twinks,
Submissive bottoms,
Alpha's,
Cross Dressers,
Slaves and more.
After disqualifying profiles with no pics or bio,

(00:46):
I found a man who could fix my itch,
23 yrs, six foot tall,
lean,
athletic built, road cyclist, and age appropriate.
As we exchanged online messages,
it became apparent we were both fitness enthusiasts & we loved the great outdoors,

(01:15):
therefore I consented to a meeting.
As I awaited his arrival,
I tidied up my room.
Upon hearing the doorbell,
I buzzed the door open. And as the man appeared,
I thought,
Oh,

(01:36):
Shit!
I've been catfished.
Yet, I pretended to be unfazed.
I invited the man in,
Yet, the man hesitated.

So I asked (01:49):
What's up?
The man stated,
I can't carry my bike up the stairs.
So I walked downstairs to retrieve the bike. And as I picked up the bike,
I thought,
This fucker is heavy!

(02:14):
Yet again. I pretended to be unfazed. And I carried the bike upstairs.
Upon entering my bedroom,
I rubbed the man's shoulders & I prompted him to undress while I go get something to drink.

(02:35):
Upon my return - with a cocktail in hand.
I sat at my office desk,
turned on my computer
and recited the man's
online profile,
Profile:
23 years old,
Reality 45

Profile (03:00):
6'0" - Reality 5'8"
Profile:
Lean & Athletic Built,
Reality:
Stocky,
borderline obese
Road Cyclist,

Reality (03:25):
Electric Bike with 2 battery packs.
Hearing this,
the man became very nervous and he questioned
why I was reciting his profile description.

(03:45):
My reply.
What you told me does not match up with what I see.
Either you are insecure with your physical body.
You experience pleasure from lying to others or you are seeking revenge for a previous relationship gone bad.

(04:13):
Regardless,
get out! Flustered by my statement.
The man quickly dressed. As the man proceeded to the stairwell,

I laughed - because I knew (04:25):
It would be difficult to carry a 40 lbs. bike down the stairs.

I knew (04:37):
This porker could not manage it. As he struggled to push the bike down the stairs,
Following behind,
I asked him,
Why do you lie and waste other people's time?

(04:57):
As the man departed & I slammed the door shut,

I thought (05:04):
I could have turned the other cheek.
Yet by doing so, the man would repeat his catfish behavior.
Therefore,
hoping to break this trend.
I humiliated him.
I opened a can of whoop ass!

(05:24):
As I returned to my room & sipped my cocktail.
I hope the man would learn from this experience.
I hope the man would learn to love himself.
Regardless, the band played on & the barber kept on shaving.