You Two Scare Me Podcast

In this episode, we’re kicking off our brand-new Texas series with one of the most iconic and chilling legends of them all—La Llorona. Known throughout Mexico and the American Southwest, this ghostly woman in white is said to wander riversides crying out for her lost children. But in Texas, her story takes on a life of its own. From San Antonio to the Rio Grande Valley, people claim to have heard her wails… and some say they’ve see...

In this episode, we wrap up our Key West series with two of the island’s most fascinating (and haunted) locations.

First, we head to the Key West Shipwreck Museum, a towering recreation of Asa Tift’s 19th‑century wrecking warehouse. Here, artifacts pulled from doomed ships like the Isaac Allerton are on display. Many believed to carry spirits along with them. Visitors report shadows, phantom footsteps, and the eerie presence of up t...

In this episode, we take a break from the haunted houses and dive into something a little... higher up. From mysterious lights spotted in the 1950s, to radar-confirmed formations in the ‘60s, to sleek, silent craft hovering in the ‘90s, and even underwater anomalies in recent years, Key West has been a steady hotspot for unexplained aerial (and aquatic) phenomena. Despite sightings backed by trained military personnel and declassif...

In this episode, we’re exploring three haunted gems tucked into the heart of Old Town Key West. First up: Old Town Manor, where guests report flickering lights, sudden chills, and the feeling of being watched—especially from the Garden Room. Then it’s on to the Audubon House, home to ghostly footsteps, slamming doors, and the lingering presence of the original family who lived (and maybe died) there. Finally, we check into the Chel...

Fort Zachary Taylor

In this episode, we head to the southern edge of Key West to explore one of the island’s most historic—and haunted—sites: Fort Zachary Taylor. Built in 1845 and completed after the Civil War, this massive brick fortress played a key role in coastal defense, from the Civil War through the Spanish-American War. It boasted cutting-edge tech for its time—desalination systems, tide-flushed toilets, and over 140 cannon...

In this episode, we’re hitting up three of Key West’s most haunted locations. First, the Gato House, once home to a wealthy cigar baron, where guests have seen shadows and heard strange voices. Next, the Oldest House, a classic piece of Key West history—and a hotspot for ghostly figures and unexplained sounds. Finally, we check out the Marrero Guest Mansion, where a heartbroken woman is said to still roam the halls, forever searchi...

In this episode, we sail out to the remote and massive Fort Jefferson in the Dry Tortugas—one of the most isolated and haunted places tied to Key West. Built in the 1800s and once used as a Civil War prison, the fort is filled with eerie energy. Visitors have reported ghostly apparitions, voices echoing through the empty halls, and sudden cold spots under the blazing sun. Some say the ghost of Dr. Samuel Mudd, imprisoned here after...

In this episode, we’re doubling up on haunted hotspots in Key West—starting with the Old Monroe County Jail. With a grim history of violence, isolation, and death, it’s no surprise people report cold spots, whispers, and shadow figures in the empty cells. Then we head over to the Key West Firehouse Museum, where former firefighters say the spirits of their fallen comrades still linger. Doors slam, footsteps echo, and ghostly figure...

In this episode, we climb to the top of one of Key West’s most iconic landmarks—the Key West Lighthouse. But it’s not just the view that’ll give you chills. Visitors and staff have reported shadowy figures, disembodied footsteps, and a mysterious woman in white, believed to be the spirit of the first female lighthouse keeper. From unexplained lights to eerie sensations in the tower, this haunted lighthouse has plenty of ghost stori...

At the heart of Old Town Key West stands a historic hotel with a dark reputation. This week, we’re checking into the La Concha — a beautiful, iconic building that hides a chilling past. From phantom footsteps in empty hallways to whispers from long-gone guests, the hotel has been the site of countless ghostly encounters. Some say spirits of those who jumped — or were pushed — from the rooftop bar still linger. Others speak of a res...

Deep in the mangroves of the Florida Keys, something ancient might be watching. This week, we uncover the eerie legend of the Skunk Ape — a towering, hairy creature said to haunt the backwoods and backwaters of South Florida. While most sightings come from the Everglades, locals in the Upper Keys whisper of strange howls in the night, rustling in the buttonwood groves, and a stench so strong it chills you to the bone. Could the Sku...

Banshee Show Notes

In this episode, we head across the Atlantic to dive into one of Ireland’s most chilling legends—the Banshee. Said to be a ghostly woman with a bone-chilling wail, the Banshee is believed to appear before a death in the family. Sometimes she’s seen brushing her long hair, other times she’s just heard crying in the distance. Is she a harbinger of doom, or just misunderstood? Either way, her scream will haunt y...

In this episode, we take a stroll through one of Key West’s most iconic spots—the Hemingway Home. But it’s not just famous for its history and six-toed cats. Visitors say the ghost of Ernest Hemingway still lingers, with reports of shadowy figures, phantom footsteps, and even the sound of an old typewriter clicking away. Some even claim his wife Pauline makes the occasional ghostly appearance too. Literary legend... or lingering sp...

In this episode, we head to Key West to check out one of the most haunted bars in America—Captain Tony’s Saloon. Once a morgue and the site of public hangings, this bar has no shortage of ghost stories. From the Lady in Blue who’s said to haunt the women’s restroom, to eerie encounters around gravestones inside the bar, Captain Tony’s is dripping with spooky history. Grab a drink, and toast the ghost as we dive the wild side of Cap...

In 1930, in Key West, Florida, a man named Carl Tanzler met, and became captivated by a 22 year old, dark haired beauty named Elena Hoyos. The problem? They both were married, she was completely uninterested, and…she was dying of tuberculosis. That didn’t stop Carl from trying to woo her! This is the twisted tale of a man so fixated on a woman that his obsession with her continued even after her death. 

Do you have a spooky sto...