July 10, 2025 • 25 mins
Basketball economics has reached unprecedented heights with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's staggering $71 million annual contract extension with the Oklahoma City Thunder. Bobby D and Mikey D unpack what this means for the league while comparing today's salaries to legends like Michael Jordan who, surprisingly, wasn't among the highest-paid players until late in his career.
We explore the fascinating psychology behind elite athletic performance as we dive into LeBron James' comments about Kevin Durant being the "purest scorer" in NBA history, which sparked Paul Pierce's bold self-comparisons to basketball legends. As we discuss, "it's the six inches between your ears that makes you different from everybody else" - highlighting how mental fortitude often matters more than physical talent.
The conversation takes unexpected turns through Diddy's recent legal troubles, local crime stories, and Netflix recommendations including "Good Girls," "Ozarks," and "Better Call Saul." We share personal anecdotes about gym experiences, tattoos with stories behind them, and hilariously dubious high school attendance records that'll have you reminiscing about your own teenage schemes.
Our unfiltered, free-flowing discussion creates the feeling of hanging out with friends who aren't afraid to voice unpopular opinions or share embarrassing stories. Whether you're a sports analytics junkie, pop culture enthusiast, or just enjoy authentic conversation, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and plenty of "did they really just say that?" moments.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey everybody, Welcome back to you, Wood Think
with Bobby D and Mikey D,Brothers from another mother.
So today we're going to look atmoney basketball.
Sga what's his real name?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Shea Gildas Alexander , I can't say his name, his mom
is mean.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good luck writing that as a young man.
My name is good luck, rightLike Anthony, yeah Right,
anthony Hardaway, yeah FER, orwhatever R, whatever anyway.
So SGA just signed the biggestcontract in the not LeBron, not
LeBron yeah, not.
Lebron yeah, sga just signedthe biggest contract in history
of the NBA, I believe don'tquote me 71 million a year yeah,
(00:38):
that's crazy 71 million andchange so that's it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, okay, so that's an extension, right cuz that's
an extension.
I thought he was still.
He was still under contract, sookay.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Boy, they are not letting that guy go forever.
That is crazy.
Now once again we talked aboutthis before the amount of draft
picks that that team has isridiculous, right?
So you got your number one guy.
He can score.
We still don't know how he doesit, but he does it somehow.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The whole team is still locked up.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They're young, they're going to get better,
they're coachable, they listen.
They are a problem.
I think they're going to winmore games next year.
Yeah it could be.
I think they're going to winmore games.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think they're still the favorite.
I mean, you know same.
I guess Boston was still thefavorite to repeat, you know,
repeat at the beginning of thisyear.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, and I mean look what happened, right.
But it is what it is.
Okay, so that's SGA.
Well, good for him, he got hismoney.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's crazy money.
I mean Michael Jordan'sprobably going.
He got how much money a year,how much?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, if you go back to Jordan, I believe he was
right until the last coupleyears he barely got paid at all.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He was not the highest paid player no, not at
all, Not even close right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And then because they used to sign you know deals for
10 years kind of thing, back inthe day right, I remember I was
a bunch of mornings on the bigone.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now baseball is doing that now 120 million for 10
years or something like that 120million for 10 years.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
yeah, ooh, big money.
This is probably like afour-year $287 million deal.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You got people that I don't even know their name
making $20 million a year, yeahRight.
Who Does he play?
Well, yeah, you know, just somestupid owner threw some money
out, you know, all right, so ontop of that, lakers fan.
So we were hoping Lakers Nation, hoping that we'd get a center.
(02:24):
We didn't get a center.
We didn't get a center.
We ended up.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, okay, you got a center, we got a center but
what's his name?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Mike DeAndre Ayton.
Deandre Ayton, now, if youdon't know, deandre Ayton was
the number one pick, over LukaDoncic, over Trey Young.
Remember the fat oh?
And Trey Young, no, he's not afat white boy.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
SGA was in that.
Sga was also in that.
I think he was like 10th or11th.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Whatever he is, yeah, doing real well.
So this Aiton guy, we're goingto take him.
He's been not good I don't wantto say failure, because he's
playing in the NBA so good onhim.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He's not been good anywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
He's been Well.
I think he him that.
But I mean, have we heard fromthis guy?
He's only young, 26.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
26.
I think he was in Portland lastyear?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I don't know, have you heard?
Is it attitude?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
I heard the same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I heard attitude and that doesn't go very far in the
NBA.
People don't want to play withyou, it's more so how's he gonna
pair with yeah, with Luca,really like okay, they needed
somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They needed somebody that could roll right, that's
fine.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But what about rim protection?
Well, he's, you know, he can dothat, he can do that, right,
can he do a pick and roll?
He better learn quick.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I know, I think there's videos out there saying
where he can't, he's well, he'snot a very good well somebody's
gonna have to TJ.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You need to teach our boy.
If you want to win, you got tohave to teach him this.
You're going to get the pads torough them up.
You know we're going to seethis in the, in the video, so
we're going to get slapped Right.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, um, all right , now you were watching the uh
uh the podcast with who uh JJ ohno, the uh mind the game with
lebron and and uh steve nashright and the one that I wasn't
watching the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I was watching, uh, I just watched the clip of it
where they were talking to, uh,paul pierce about, about the
podcast that had katie on it,right?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
and what was the yeah , so what was?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
it, lebron had said that katie is probably the
purest score.
I guess maybe the nba has everseen lebron said, lebron said
that KD is probably the purestscorer.
I guess maybe the NBA has everseen.
Lebron said.
Lebron said that, which isreally probably true.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Probably true, right, it's hard to guard a
seven-footer that can jump.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And he has handles.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He can shoot the mid-range Right.
He's a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He can get to the basket.
He's a problem, right?
So, anyway, what?
What I saw was they're talkingto Paul Pierce, and Paul Pierce
you know, of course, theconfidence of the.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Boston Celtics.
Yeah, yeah, the truth, sure thetruth.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He went out and spoke his truth and his truth was
he's the best scorer ever, thepurest scorer ever.
He's the best scorer.
I get where he's coming from?
Sure, he's coming from.
Where can I score from on thefloor?
I can score from anywhere onthe floor, and Paul Pierce could
.
He actually could.
But when he was talking aboutcomparing himself to KD,
(05:08):
comparing himself to Jordan, hewas picking out what he was
better at than each of them.
I think Jordan.
He said I'm a betterthree-point shooter than Jordan.
Sure, three-pointers weren't athing back then, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, he was just throwing something to see if it
sticks.
I shouldn't say they weren't athing, I should say they were
taking like what 10?
A game, maybe at most as a team.
Right, because that's not theway it was.
But let's be honest, what elseare you going to say?
You're better at Jordan, at.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Right, that's the only strategy.
I'm better at threes.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, same with KD to post a whole lot.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, he doesn't need to.
No, right, right, okay, so hemakes up stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I don't think he mentioned Kobe, though, cause I
think uh, what are you going tosay?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What are you going to say Right.
Yeah so and you can't listenyou can't soon right?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
oh, I don't think he's saying anything bad I think
he just never even brought kobeup as somebody right probably
couldn't right say I'm betterthan this, better at this than
kobe paul pierce, and like wewere saying earlier in the day
we were saying that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You know you have to have that confidence at that
level right yeah if you don't,you're not going to be at that
level.
That's the same for any sport.
Like you know, it's.
It's not.
It's not the athletes, uh,prowess of what they have.
It's the six inches betweenyour ears that makes you
different from everybody else.
Right, it is.
Yeah, figure that out, youngpeople, it's not.
You know.
(06:34):
Can you jump hard?
That?
That, no, it's.
Are you smarter?
How good your iq?
People forget about the smartstuff.
There's a lot of dumbasses inthe nba.
There's a lot.
Well, can they shoot?
Yeah.
Are they smart?
No, there's a lot of dumbassesin the NBA.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's a lot, can they?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
shoot.
Yeah, are they smart?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
no, there's a difference and those are the
guys, though, that you know theymight they start off, and
they're just.
They get in there on theirtalents yeah, athleticism I
guess alone.
Yeah, you know, but it's thoseguys that actually learn those
little things in the game.
Oh, 100%.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's why it's so hard to play with LeBron right
because you made a mistake, didI, though Of course you did
Right, you know I mean.
Okay, we're saying peoplearen't very bright.
You wonder how bright I am?
I can't speak for Mike, but Igraduated top two thirds of my
grade six class.
I know.
Look where I am today Retired,no money, nothing.
(07:22):
I don't own a damn.
This is it.
This is all the clothes I have.
The rest is in the car, that'sit.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, he lives in his car.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, I would say I would do OnlyFans, but nobody's
watching, so we're just going tolet that go now and just stick
to the old pod here.
Speaking of OnlyFans, mike, youhear about the Diddy verdict.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've heard about it.
Yeah, I didn't.
Well, it's two out of the fivecharges he was found guilty on
in the lesser one.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
How good is this guy's lawyer?
Like, how good is this guy'slawyer?
He didn't get caught forracketeering.
Al Capone got caught forracketeering, right, and he did
not get caught for human.
Okay, this is where we're goingto Moving, or what was it?
(08:11):
Transportation, transportationfor prostitution.
Okay, transportation istrafficking, right.
Transportation trafficTrafficking.
Humans are prostitutes, right,mike, they can be.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean, you wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But we have friends.
We have friends, not us.
So as far as I'm concerned,it's the same thing.
They just somehow got a lessercharge.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm assuming that traffickingversus transportation would be
against their will, versusactive participants maybe, and
he's going across state lines toengage in prostitution.
I don't know, I don't knowenough about it.
But either way, in the casesI've caught back in the day
there was nobody complaining.
When I don't know, I don't knowenough about it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But either way, in the cases I've caught back in
the day, there was nobodycomplaining when I transported
them across.
Yeah right, there was no statelines, it was province lines.
But it's the same thing, Ofcourse.
That's alleged and it's pastthe date of expiration, so we're
not going to argue about that.
So what's he gonna get?
He's gonna get this bad diddywhen he kind of likes that,
doesn't he it's not his thing.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Getting smacked, yeah , as long as there's vaseline
and this guy.
Well, we knew baby oil.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's what it is you guys don't know about mike, but
he was a vaseline salesman backin the day and now when diddy
this is pretty much ruined himnow what he had to sell two to
three cars, that's it right.
Yeah, you know, it's just, it'sa nightmare.
Yeah it's a nightmare, but yeah, I mean he's uh, he's laughing.
He got away with it.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, cuz.
I mean I guess the the Ricowould have been life in prison.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh for sure, life in prison.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
He would have been Epstein the human trafficking
was right, 15 or 20 years, and Ithink the other one is 10,
maximum of 10 10, or now they'resaying I don't think they stack
up on top of each other.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, this one's two, he's got two years, but it's not
really two years.
It's going to be, like you know, six, eight months and then
ankle bracelet in your houseProbably plus time served
already Time served.
I don't even understand whathappened.
No, all that stuff that we sawWas that AI?
Was that not real?
Because they were reading allthis stuff of kids and his ex?
(10:19):
And then people ran awayjennifer lopez, allegedly, these
other people allegedly all tookoff because they were all
concerned.
Yeah, where are they now, jen?
You're going back with it.
Never mind, you're anotherproblem in itself, but I don't I
don't think she ever oh, by theway, jenny from the block?
that's not true.
Jenny was never poor.
She grew up in like manhattan.
So she said, jenny from theblog bullshit 100%.
But yeah, okay, so verdictgreat, now something from home.
You're going to laugh at this.
(10:40):
Okay, not laugh, hang on.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Not funny.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
There was bomb threats at Canadian airports.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, you were saying this on July 4th.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, and they called in, disrupted all kinds of
flights, probably to screw withthe Americans.
Imagine trying to get home orwherever else.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, July 4th.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now here's the thing.
We live in, the old Nova Scotia, eh, and they didn't even
bother effing with our airport,pearson or not, pearson
Stanfield.
It was the only airport inCanada they didn't call in bomb
threats, as they figure we'reshitty enough as it is, so they
just let it go.
That's crazy so yeah, that iscrazy.
But yeah, how do they not catchthese people?
Isn't there, like you know,ways to catch these assholes?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Can't they just star 69?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
What do you mean sexual?
What does this have to do withsex?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You and your Kama Sutra.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You must remember star 69 on the old I remember 69
is a long time ago and theywere a little different when I
was a young man, but that was,yeah, I do remember that you
could call the bastard back thatwhen they would tell you the
last night.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I do remember that that's right a long time.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, I remember when there was answering machines,
sure with a cassette.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
No, we had those.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, you remember that you go home.
You're like ooh message, yeah,you owe $35 on your vehicle and
delete.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You, Delete, delete.
That's right If the school wascalling to say you know you
missed class today.
You had to try and get homebefore your parents did so you
could delete the message, Mikemissed class again.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, he fucking didn't Hit that button.
Right, I remember when theyused to send report cards to the
mail.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And you'd go down to the mail every day.
Mom.
What are in the mail?
Get my report card.
Come on, change those apps toapps.
Apps.
What's f4 fucking retarded.
This is a true story.
I missed so many classes oneyear in high school that they
put on my report card how manyclasses I attended, because it
(12:29):
was easier to record.
I have that report card forreal that is real yeah.
Mom used to think we were goingto school.
You know what we used to do Inthe winter we used to put my
skis up at Donnie and Joey's Inthe morning.
Go, yeah, mom, donnie, pickingme up for school.
Go out and grab the fucking skigear, head off to Martok for
the whole day Nice, yeah, yeahyeah.
(12:49):
By the way, Martok is a ski hill.
That's only about 45 minutesfrom where I live, so it's not
too bad.
But that's kind of what we didin the winter.
I didn't really go to schoolmuch.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, right, you know it's kind of boring, right?
Yeah, high school.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh, high school was terrible.
High school was terrible.
Everybody hated high school.
I know people that peaked inhigh school.
Yeah, that's fair enough,that's so, but yeah, you know
now something else that happened.
Never heard of this where I amhere.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
There was a bank robbery on Mumford road, which
is very, very close.
I didn't hear about this.
You were telling me about itAll right.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
So I saw this in the news a bank robbery at Mumford
road.
They have a picture of the guy.
Okay, he's got a bandana uparound his face.
He's not a very good criminal.
Here's the problem he lookslike my gardener, juan Right now
.
When I look at this guy I'mlike I can't be one.
So today one was supposed toshow up and do the lawn.
Well, he shows up today, mike,in a Maserati.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I sure he does Maserati.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, black Maserati, I'm like one you're gonna cut.
I fuck you.
I know, cut lawn, mr D.
I know have to know more.
I good, I'm like, okay, soshould I call the RCMP you
figure you went and got a caryesterday.
Either that Mike or he found myshoe box in the basement there
where I keep my money, cause Idon't trust banks either.
Uh, but yeah, so they'relooking for this guy.
Okay, yeah, dude, you couldsketch this guy easy bandana or
(14:08):
no bandana, and he got away withthe money.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, he got away.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And they probably didn't say how much he got away
with the money.
Okay, he got away, and theyprobably didn't say how much he
got away with.
They did not say how much hegot away, but how much is a new
Maserati Right?
I don't know either.
I'm not sure, but I mean, okay,on top of that, I got to tell
you this.
So I have Netflix again.
I came back on that.
Do you have Netflix still?
No, we, yeah, because you'rebusy.
So I found this show on Netflixcalled Good Girls.
(14:35):
I thought it was a porn, I'llbe honest, when I first saw it.
Okay, but it's not.
So it has this.
You would recognize this personHendrix, christina Hendrix, I
think her name is Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
There's two reasons.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
She was in Mad Men.
Yeah her right, just saying hissweater puppies.
So yeah, they're huge, get overit.
I think they're real too.
Anyway, in the show it kind ofreminds me of how the world is.
Because they can't make money,they're not making money, right,
so they end up robbing shit soit's just like three ladies ski
mask, fake toy guns right, theystart robbing shit.
(15:09):
Then what happens is a spoileralert.
If you're gonna watch this,it's awesome.
I'm.
Uh, they stole from the mob byaccident.
Of course, yeah, of course sothen they had to start working
for the mob.
Things go sideways, everybodygets hard.
There's a little bit of thisand that.
It's pretty impressive.
Okay, it's pretty impressive.
So if you're out there lookingfor something that's decent,
(15:30):
good girls, is it?
Okay?
I recommend it?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it either.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm just, you know, netflix back, I guess because
I'm retired, I got nothing elseto do certain times of the day,
so I'm clicking through and Isaw that it is what it is.
So, uh, not as good as Ozarks.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So I've heard Ozarks, Ozarks, Jason.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Bateman, good Canadian guy.
So good, so good.
But you know what the best partabout Ozarks was?
There's three ladies in thatthing, All three savages.
Oh really Way better than themen.
That's what makes the show sogood.
All three of them stone coldkiller savages.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
These three ladies.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh yeah, like straight up.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Straight up.
So what's that one?
I say again, I've never seen.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Ozarks.
Ozarks is about weed, makingmoney through weed, and I don't
want to give too much away.
You want to watch that.
It's also good Now.
Did you ever see Breaking Bad?
Oh, yeah of course.
Okay, yeah, here's the thing Ididn't all.
Right, yeah, I look like BryanCranston Shut up.
So here's the funny thingYou're the chemistry guy you
like.
You know I look like him.
(16:30):
You can make the shit wink wink, yeah, right, okay, yeah, so
allegedly he could make it.
Mike is a chemistry major inthe military so that's right,
yeah, right yeah, so, but Iwatched I guess it was called
the prequel, which is called,better call salt, all right,
(16:51):
okay, so sol's lawyer, the seedymotherfucker this guy is so
good Bob.
Odenkirk.
Yep, right, bob, he, bobOdenkirk man.
If you don't know Bob Odenkirk,he is so good.
Kids in the Hall was he in Kidsin the Hall?
Was it Bob?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh, I don't know if that was him.
Right, that's what I'm saying,I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
But in this I'm like, oh so good, okay so good.
So that's another show, and ifyou saw one of the episodes I
don't know if it's two or three-we had the Las Poliso chicken
thing in the background thereand today, okay, be calm, you
are on the fun side of the wall.
Puerto Vallarta, mexico.
Now, my lovely mother goes toMexico every year working for
(17:37):
the car.
Cut that out, young, jamie.
My mom take two.
My mom goes to Mexico everyyear to her timeshare, okay.
And you know, every once in awhile, every once in a while,
she brings back a T-shirt.
(17:58):
Now, she thought this was funnybecause she thinks Trump's the
Antichrist, of course, okay,because he's.
You're fired, I'm going to grabyour pussy, okay, fine, I
understand that.
You know, you horse-faced bitch, right.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's his famous sayings.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, bitch with right, it's his famous sayings.
Okay, but this is funny, you'reon the right side of the wall.
Yeah, that is funny it is funnyyeah so yeah, so, uh, thanks to
to my lovely mom there.
Uh, we don't want to mentionher, she is the matriarch of the
cartel that we run, but yeah,so, anyway, just saying yeah
that's funny, it is I.
I laughed my ass off, but yougave it to me.
I thought it was great, so yougotta love mom.
(18:32):
Now Tattoos again, mike.
I got somebody, wrote in and gois this finished, sir?
No, it's not finished.
It's actually Asian.
I don't know where thisfinished thing came from.
Fucking idiots.
All right.
So the whole thing was donefree hand by a gentleman named
Joshua and I just let him go.
I told him what I wanted acouple of dollars, all right.
(19:00):
Yeah, you know, when you have atattoo like this, you got two
problems you got a lot of timeon your hands and a lot of money
where you just like paint oryou just like I do not like
paint.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
All right, I think you said what was your first
session.
You sat in and pretty long.
I think you said you justcouldn't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh, it was six hours.
It was six hours and then itwas just done, done, deal, right
.
So why are we talking tattoos?
Well, I just joined a gym.
Now why do I say that's a bigdeal?
I have not joined a gym in 10years because I had my own gym
in my house, right?
yeah and uh.
If you don't know, if you watchthe uh, uh, muscle and fiction
(19:36):
youtube channel, which mike andI are throwing our podcasts up
on uh, you'll see the gentleman,bardia, that's in some of the
videos.
Bardia was my film guy and Igave my gym to Bardia.
He put it in his house and itis what it is Right.
So now I had to join a gym.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yep, I joined cheaper than probably just trying to
start a brand new.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, yeah, yeah, I mean you know, I joined good
life fitness why?
Because it's 24 hours, yeah,and it works for me because I'm
an early morning guy, you know.
So these places have saunas anda sauna is really good for you,
right?
Yeah, so at this sauna, you cango in there and you can swing,
you know, put the weapon out anddo whatever.
Now, this is not Kuwait, youcan't, okay?
(20:17):
Well, hang on now.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
This is.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Canada this is Okay.
We keep forgetting about Canadais a little bit weird and a
little bit wokey in certainaspects, Right?
So I guess, if I well hang on,I'm not going to do this, but I
could identify as an 18 year oldgirl named Bobina and I could
go into the women's locker roomwith my you know twig and
berries hanging out, and that'dbe disgusting personally.
(20:46):
Yeah, having nieces and nephewsand sisters, but anyway, so I'm
in.
I'm in the actual sauna of themale side, right?
Okay, sure, now I don't mindhanging it out.
Mike, I don't care.
I used to have a nickname backin the day.
Do you remember what thenickname was back in the day
when I was me meat?
Yeah, I don't tell him it wasmeaty, I don't tell anybody that
(21:08):
.
And I used to tell people whatis that for us If we're eating
chicken?
But that's not true.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, All right, that's what I knew him as me.
That's right.
That's how okay so a lot ofchicken.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So the point is is that you know I have a thing,
sure, right.
So you know, I'm just hangingout there and we're just talking
and the fellow goes hey man, Isee you got a tattoo on your
weapon there.
I said, yes, I do, he goes.
Why do you have the word whytattooed on your penis?
And I go well, it's not theword why.
(21:39):
And he goes what I know you'regoing to ask did you show him
that part?
If I did, he'd probably beterrified.
He would be Right, sure.
Now, speaking of the cartel,midget Right.
Just saying.
Just saying I had a job Now I'mno longer in Mexico and we
jumped the wall.
That's right, mike, I got areally bad joke, don't wall.
(22:06):
That's right, mike, I got areally bad joke.
Don't fault me on this, it'shis fault.
So why are there no mexicans inthe olympics?
Because everybody that can jump, run and swim is already in
america.
Now right, oh, I know it sucks,but write us and tell us how
bad it sucks.
Thumbs up to you.
Generation x's all right.
So, mike, anything else youwant to talk about today?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
it was funny when you were talking about the sauna.
I saw this story oh Jesus, youwere.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You're hanging your shit out.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, I saw this story in New Brunswick.
There's a spa in New Brunswickthat was gonna.
They were promoting a toplessday for women, so it was like a
private function invite toplessday and so the new project
government stepped in and saidno, you need a different license
for that.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, you have strip clubs in Moncton, that's okay.
I worked at one of them.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
So this is so anyway.
So this is in the end.
It's kind of you know, I thinkI don't know if it's still going
ahead or not.
Last I heard it was like thenew branch of government to put
a stop to it, but what is doneis it's now created like so much
publicity for this.
Spa in kind of middle ofnowhere.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So they don't even have to do topless anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I imagine they're going to get so much business
out of this right.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Do you think it was a ploy to get the business?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
No, no, I think it's just the same as always
Government's stepping in, okayso, hang on.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
So what do you mean?
They're going to do like allwomen's topless, or I can go in
with my shirt off.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, no, it was like a women-only event, like a
private function at this thingwhere they were selling tickets
to this, to say, hey, come on in, topless, optional, you feel
like coming and having a day atthe spa?
Sure, you feel like having theboobs out and chilling out for
the day, come on and do it.
And the government, they gotwind of it somehow and they put
a stop to it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well, you know I'm not one for conspiracies again,
but the first thing run bylesbians, because what a great
way to get a date, come on intake your shirt off.
Oh hey, nice to meet you.
I'm Mary, yeah me too.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, Right, yeah, so well, it's like I guess I'm
just.
I just find it funny because inmy mind I'm thinking what a,
what a plug for this, for this?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, that's a great plug.
That's a great plug.
I should talk to the coffeeshop.
They're all Vietnamese ladiesand they serve coffee in next to
no clothes.
Okay, all right.
(24:14):
Now that's California andthat's a known thing Everybody
knows about.
These are not hidden, but Idon't know.
If there's like, if there's alike, a, uh, an extra menu, like
you know, like, I'll have adouble cappuccino and a handy
for like eight bucks.
It was the guy that ran thePatriots that got caught down in
(24:37):
Florida at the strip club.
Oh, what was his name?
The Patriots, frost Frost,robert Frost, no, robert Frost.
No, he was a famous author welearned when we were young.
He might have got caught too,because, if you don't know,
stephen Hawking was a freak andloved the strip clubs.
We were there with him one time.
He's like that's me more Okayanyway, no, this is real.
He can't move, but he can feel,he has feelings.
That's real.
I didn't touch him, I'm justsaying I Good guy, good guy Good
(24:59):
guy, no who was the Patriotsyeah.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Can't think of his name.
Can't think of his name, yeah,but anyway, a bunch of them got
busted.
They got busted for that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, so it is what it is.
So Spa in Fredericton.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, I can't remember where it was?
We don't know we don't know thename when you were talking
about the sauna earlier.
It made that story come to mind.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah well, you know, sauna is the sauna.
I can't wait to go backtomorrow, so yeah anyway, All
right.
So once again, the other sidehas hieroglyphics on it, it's
Egyptian.
Yeah, it says the pyramids werebuilt by.
That's next episode.
Okay, so once again, Bobby D,Mikey D here for you Would Think
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Once again, check us out onSpotify, Muscle and Fiction on
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We're just going to keeptalking shit because it's easy
and remember thumbs up, Thumbsup.
Hey everybody, Welcome back to you, Wood Think
with Bobby D and Mikey D,Brothers from another mother.
So today we're going to look atmoney basketball.
Sga what's his real name?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Shea Gildas Alexander , I can't say his name, his mom
is mean.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good luck writing that as a young man.
My name is good luck, rightLike Anthony, yeah Right,
anthony Hardaway, yeah FER, orwhatever R, whatever anyway.
So SGA just signed the biggestcontract in the not LeBron, not
LeBron yeah, not.
Lebron yeah, sga just signedthe biggest contract in history
of the NBA, I believe don'tquote me 71 million a year yeah,
(00:38):
that's crazy 71 million andchange so that's it.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, okay, so that's an extension, right cuz that's
an extension.
I thought he was still.
He was still under contract, sookay.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Boy, they are not letting that guy go forever.
That is crazy.
Now once again we talked aboutthis before the amount of draft
picks that that team has isridiculous, right?
So you got your number one guy.
He can score.
We still don't know how he doesit, but he does it somehow.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The whole team is still locked up.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They're young, they're going to get better,
they're coachable, they listen.
They are a problem.
I think they're going to winmore games next year.
Yeah it could be.
I think they're going to winmore games.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think they're still the favorite.
I mean, you know same.
I guess Boston was still thefavorite to repeat, you know,
repeat at the beginning of thisyear.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, and I mean look what happened, right.
But it is what it is.
Okay, so that's SGA.
Well, good for him, he got hismoney.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's crazy money.
I mean Michael Jordan'sprobably going.
He got how much money a year,how much?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, if you go back to Jordan, I believe he was
right until the last coupleyears he barely got paid at all.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He was not the highest paid player no, not at
all, Not even close right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And then because they used to sign you know deals for
10 years kind of thing, back inthe day right, I remember I was
a bunch of mornings on the bigone.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now baseball is doing that now 120 million for 10
years or something like that 120million for 10 years.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
yeah, ooh, big money.
This is probably like afour-year $287 million deal.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You got people that I don't even know their name
making $20 million a year, yeahRight.
Who Does he play?
Well, yeah, you know, just somestupid owner threw some money
out, you know, all right, so ontop of that, lakers fan.
So we were hoping Lakers Nation, hoping that we'd get a center.
(02:24):
We didn't get a center.
We didn't get a center.
We ended up.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, okay, you got a center, we got a center but
what's his name?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Mike DeAndre Ayton.
Deandre Ayton, now, if youdon't know, deandre Ayton was
the number one pick, over LukaDoncic, over Trey Young.
Remember the fat oh?
And Trey Young, no, he's not afat white boy.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
SGA was in that.
Sga was also in that.
I think he was like 10th or11th.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Whatever he is, yeah, doing real well.
So this Aiton guy, we're goingto take him.
He's been not good I don't wantto say failure, because he's
playing in the NBA so good onhim.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He's not been good anywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
He's been Well.
I think he him that.
But I mean, have we heard fromthis guy?
He's only young, 26.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
26.
I think he was in Portland lastyear?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I don't know, have you heard?
Is it attitude?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
I heard the same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I heard attitude and that doesn't go very far in the
NBA.
People don't want to play withyou, it's more so how's he gonna
pair with yeah, with Luca,really like okay, they needed
somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They needed somebody that could roll right, that's
fine.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But what about rim protection?
Well, he's, you know, he can dothat, he can do that, right,
can he do a pick and roll?
He better learn quick.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I know, I think there's videos out there saying
where he can't, he's well, he'snot a very good well somebody's
gonna have to TJ.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You need to teach our boy.
If you want to win, you got tohave to teach him this.
You're going to get the pads torough them up.
You know we're going to seethis in the, in the video, so
we're going to get slapped Right.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, um, all right , now you were watching the uh
uh the podcast with who uh JJ ohno, the uh mind the game with
lebron and and uh steve nashright and the one that I wasn't
watching the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I was watching, uh, I just watched the clip of it
where they were talking to, uh,paul pierce about, about the
podcast that had katie on it,right?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
and what was the yeah , so what was?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
it, lebron had said that katie is probably the
purest score.
I guess maybe the nba has everseen lebron said, lebron said
that KD is probably the purestscorer.
I guess maybe the NBA has everseen.
Lebron said.
Lebron said that, which isreally probably true.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Probably true, right, it's hard to guard a
seven-footer that can jump.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And he has handles.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He can shoot the mid-range Right.
He's a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He can get to the basket.
He's a problem, right?
So, anyway, what?
What I saw was they're talkingto Paul Pierce, and Paul Pierce
you know, of course, theconfidence of the.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Boston Celtics.
Yeah, yeah, the truth, sure thetruth.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He went out and spoke his truth and his truth was
he's the best scorer ever, thepurest scorer ever.
He's the best scorer.
I get where he's coming from?
Sure, he's coming from.
Where can I score from on thefloor?
I can score from anywhere onthe floor, and Paul Pierce could
.
He actually could.
But when he was talking aboutcomparing himself to KD,
(05:08):
comparing himself to Jordan, hewas picking out what he was
better at than each of them.
I think Jordan.
He said I'm a betterthree-point shooter than Jordan.
Sure, three-pointers weren't athing back then, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, he was just throwing something to see if it
sticks.
I shouldn't say they weren't athing, I should say they were
taking like what 10?
A game, maybe at most as a team.
Right, because that's not theway it was.
But let's be honest, what elseare you going to say?
You're better at Jordan, at.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Right, that's the only strategy.
I'm better at threes.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, same with KD to post a whole lot.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, he doesn't need to.
No, right, right, okay, so hemakes up stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I don't think he mentioned Kobe, though, cause I
think uh, what are you going tosay?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What are you going to say Right.
Yeah so and you can't listenyou can't soon right?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
oh, I don't think he's saying anything bad I think
he just never even brought kobeup as somebody right probably
couldn't right say I'm betterthan this, better at this than
kobe paul pierce, and like wewere saying earlier in the day
we were saying that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You know you have to have that confidence at that
level right yeah if you don't,you're not going to be at that
level.
That's the same for any sport.
Like you know, it's.
It's not.
It's not the athletes, uh,prowess of what they have.
It's the six inches betweenyour ears that makes you
different from everybody else.
Right, it is.
Yeah, figure that out, youngpeople, it's not.
You know.
(06:34):
Can you jump hard?
That?
That, no, it's.
Are you smarter?
How good your iq?
People forget about the smartstuff.
There's a lot of dumbasses inthe nba.
There's a lot.
Well, can they shoot?
Yeah.
Are they smart?
No, there's a lot of dumbassesin the NBA.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's a lot, can they?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
shoot.
Yeah, are they smart?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
no, there's a difference and those are the
guys, though, that you know theymight they start off, and
they're just.
They get in there on theirtalents yeah, athleticism I
guess alone.
Yeah, you know, but it's thoseguys that actually learn those
little things in the game.
Oh, 100%.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's why it's so hard to play with LeBron right
because you made a mistake, didI, though Of course you did
Right, you know I mean.
Okay, we're saying peoplearen't very bright.
You wonder how bright I am?
I can't speak for Mike, but Igraduated top two thirds of my
grade six class.
I know.
Look where I am today Retired,no money, nothing.
(07:22):
I don't own a damn.
This is it.
This is all the clothes I have.
The rest is in the car, that'sit.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, he lives in his car.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, I would say I would do OnlyFans, but nobody's
watching, so we're just going tolet that go now and just stick
to the old pod here.
Speaking of OnlyFans, mike, youhear about the Diddy verdict.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've heard about it.
Yeah, I didn't.
Well, it's two out of the fivecharges he was found guilty on
in the lesser one.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
How good is this guy's lawyer?
Like, how good is this guy'slawyer?
He didn't get caught forracketeering.
Al Capone got caught forracketeering, right, and he did
not get caught for human.
Okay, this is where we're goingto Moving, or what was it?
(08:11):
Transportation, transportationfor prostitution.
Okay, transportation istrafficking, right.
Transportation trafficTrafficking.
Humans are prostitutes, right,mike, they can be.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean, you wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But we have friends.
We have friends, not us.
So as far as I'm concerned,it's the same thing.
They just somehow got a lessercharge.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm assuming that traffickingversus transportation would be
against their will, versusactive participants maybe, and
he's going across state lines toengage in prostitution.
I don't know, I don't knowenough about it.
But either way, in the casesI've caught back in the day
there was nobody complaining.
When I don't know, I don't knowenough about it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But either way, in the cases I've caught back in
the day, there was nobodycomplaining when I transported
them across.
Yeah right, there was no statelines, it was province lines.
But it's the same thing, Ofcourse.
That's alleged and it's pastthe date of expiration, so we're
not going to argue about that.
So what's he gonna get?
He's gonna get this bad diddywhen he kind of likes that,
doesn't he it's not his thing.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Getting smacked, yeah , as long as there's vaseline
and this guy.
Well, we knew baby oil.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's what it is you guys don't know about mike, but
he was a vaseline salesman backin the day and now when diddy
this is pretty much ruined himnow what he had to sell two to
three cars, that's it right.
Yeah, you know, it's just, it'sa nightmare.
Yeah it's a nightmare, but yeah, I mean he's uh, he's laughing.
He got away with it.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, cuz.
I mean I guess the the Ricowould have been life in prison.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh for sure, life in prison.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
He would have been Epstein the human trafficking
was right, 15 or 20 years, and Ithink the other one is 10,
maximum of 10 10, or now they'resaying I don't think they stack
up on top of each other.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, this one's two, he's got two years, but it's not
really two years.
It's going to be, like you know, six, eight months and then
ankle bracelet in your houseProbably plus time served
already Time served.
I don't even understand whathappened.
No, all that stuff that we sawWas that AI?
Was that not real?
Because they were reading allthis stuff of kids and his ex?
(10:19):
And then people ran awayjennifer lopez, allegedly, these
other people allegedly all tookoff because they were all
concerned.
Yeah, where are they now, jen?
You're going back with it.
Never mind, you're anotherproblem in itself, but I don't I
don't think she ever oh, by theway, jenny from the block?
that's not true.
Jenny was never poor.
She grew up in like manhattan.
So she said, jenny from theblog bullshit 100%.
But yeah, okay, so verdictgreat, now something from home.
You're going to laugh at this.
(10:40):
Okay, not laugh, hang on.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Not funny.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
There was bomb threats at Canadian airports.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, you were saying this on July 4th.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, and they called in, disrupted all kinds of
flights, probably to screw withthe Americans.
Imagine trying to get home orwherever else.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, July 4th.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now here's the thing.
We live in, the old Nova Scotia, eh, and they didn't even
bother effing with our airport,pearson or not, pearson
Stanfield.
It was the only airport inCanada they didn't call in bomb
threats, as they figure we'reshitty enough as it is, so they
just let it go.
That's crazy so yeah, that iscrazy.
But yeah, how do they not catchthese people?
Isn't there, like you know,ways to catch these assholes?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Can't they just star 69?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
What do you mean sexual?
What does this have to do withsex?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You and your Kama Sutra.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You must remember star 69 on the old I remember 69
is a long time ago and theywere a little different when I
was a young man, but that was,yeah, I do remember that you
could call the bastard back thatwhen they would tell you the
last night.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I do remember that that's right a long time.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, I remember when there was answering machines,
sure with a cassette.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
No, we had those.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, you remember that you go home.
You're like ooh message, yeah,you owe $35 on your vehicle and
delete.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You, Delete, delete.
That's right If the school wascalling to say you know you
missed class today.
You had to try and get homebefore your parents did so you
could delete the message, Mikemissed class again.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
No, he fucking didn't Hit that button.
Right, I remember when theyused to send report cards to the
mail.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And you'd go down to the mail every day.
Mom.
What are in the mail?
Get my report card.
Come on, change those apps toapps.
Apps.
What's f4 fucking retarded.
This is a true story.
I missed so many classes oneyear in high school that they
put on my report card how manyclasses I attended, because it
(12:29):
was easier to record.
I have that report card forreal that is real yeah.
Mom used to think we were goingto school.
You know what we used to do Inthe winter we used to put my
skis up at Donnie and Joey's Inthe morning.
Go, yeah, mom, donnie, pickingme up for school.
Go out and grab the fucking skigear, head off to Martok for
the whole day Nice, yeah, yeahyeah.
(12:49):
By the way, Martok is a ski hill.
That's only about 45 minutesfrom where I live, so it's not
too bad.
But that's kind of what we didin the winter.
I didn't really go to schoolmuch.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, right, you know it's kind of boring, right?
Yeah, high school.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh, high school was terrible.
High school was terrible.
Everybody hated high school.
I know people that peaked inhigh school.
Yeah, that's fair enough,that's so, but yeah, you know
now something else that happened.
Never heard of this where I amhere.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
There was a bank robbery on Mumford road, which
is very, very close.
I didn't hear about this.
You were telling me about itAll right.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
So I saw this in the news a bank robbery at Mumford
road.
They have a picture of the guy.
Okay, he's got a bandana uparound his face.
He's not a very good criminal.
Here's the problem he lookslike my gardener, juan Right now
.
When I look at this guy I'mlike I can't be one.
So today one was supposed toshow up and do the lawn.
Well, he shows up today, mike,in a Maserati.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I sure he does Maserati.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, black Maserati, I'm like one you're gonna cut.
I fuck you.
I know, cut lawn, mr D.
I know have to know more.
I good, I'm like, okay, soshould I call the RCMP you
figure you went and got a caryesterday.
Either that Mike or he found myshoe box in the basement there
where I keep my money, cause Idon't trust banks either.
Uh, but yeah, so they'relooking for this guy.
Okay, yeah, dude, you couldsketch this guy easy bandana or
(14:08):
no bandana, and he got away withthe money.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, he got away.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And they probably didn't say how much he got away
with the money.
Okay, he got away, and theyprobably didn't say how much he
got away with.
They did not say how much hegot away, but how much is a new
Maserati Right?
I don't know either.
I'm not sure, but I mean, okay,on top of that, I got to tell
you this.
So I have Netflix again.
I came back on that.
Do you have Netflix still?
No, we, yeah, because you'rebusy.
So I found this show on Netflixcalled Good Girls.
(14:35):
I thought it was a porn, I'llbe honest, when I first saw it.
Okay, but it's not.
So it has this.
You would recognize this personHendrix, christina Hendrix, I
think her name is Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
There's two reasons.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
She was in Mad Men.
Yeah her right, just saying hissweater puppies.
So yeah, they're huge, get overit.
I think they're real too.
Anyway, in the show it kind ofreminds me of how the world is.
Because they can't make money,they're not making money, right,
so they end up robbing shit soit's just like three ladies ski
mask, fake toy guns right, theystart robbing shit.
(15:09):
Then what happens is a spoileralert.
If you're gonna watch this,it's awesome.
I'm.
Uh, they stole from the mob byaccident.
Of course, yeah, of course sothen they had to start working
for the mob.
Things go sideways, everybodygets hard.
There's a little bit of thisand that.
It's pretty impressive.
Okay, it's pretty impressive.
So if you're out there lookingfor something that's decent,
(15:30):
good girls, is it?
Okay?
I recommend it?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it either.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm just, you know, netflix back, I guess because
I'm retired, I got nothing elseto do certain times of the day,
so I'm clicking through and Isaw that it is what it is.
So, uh, not as good as Ozarks.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So I've heard Ozarks, Ozarks, Jason.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Bateman, good Canadian guy.
So good, so good.
But you know what the best partabout Ozarks was?
There's three ladies in thatthing, All three savages.
Oh really Way better than themen.
That's what makes the show sogood.
All three of them stone coldkiller savages.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
These three ladies.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh yeah, like straight up.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Straight up.
So what's that one?
I say again, I've never seen.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Ozarks.
Ozarks is about weed, makingmoney through weed, and I don't
want to give too much away.
You want to watch that.
It's also good Now.
Did you ever see Breaking Bad?
Oh, yeah of course.
Okay, yeah, here's the thing Ididn't all.
Right, yeah, I look like BryanCranston Shut up.
So here's the funny thingYou're the chemistry guy you
like.
You know I look like him.
(16:30):
You can make the shit wink wink, yeah, right, okay, yeah, so
allegedly he could make it.
Mike is a chemistry major inthe military so that's right,
yeah, right yeah, so, but Iwatched I guess it was called
the prequel, which is called,better call salt, all right,
(16:51):
okay, so sol's lawyer, the seedymotherfucker this guy is so
good Bob.
Odenkirk.
Yep, right, bob, he, bobOdenkirk man.
If you don't know Bob Odenkirk,he is so good.
Kids in the Hall was he in Kidsin the Hall?
Was it Bob?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh, I don't know if that was him.
Right, that's what I'm saying,I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
But in this I'm like, oh so good, okay so good.
So that's another show, and ifyou saw one of the episodes I
don't know if it's two or three-we had the Las Poliso chicken
thing in the background thereand today, okay, be calm, you
are on the fun side of the wall.
Puerto Vallarta, mexico.
Now, my lovely mother goes toMexico every year working for
(17:37):
the car.
Cut that out, young, jamie.
My mom take two.
My mom goes to Mexico everyyear to her timeshare, okay.
And you know, every once in awhile, every once in a while,
she brings back a T-shirt.
(17:58):
Now, she thought this was funnybecause she thinks Trump's the
Antichrist, of course, okay,because he's.
You're fired, I'm going to grabyour pussy, okay, fine, I
understand that.
You know, you horse-faced bitch, right.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's his famous sayings.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, bitch with right, it's his famous sayings.
Okay, but this is funny, you'reon the right side of the wall.
Yeah, that is funny it is funnyyeah so yeah, so, uh, thanks to
to my lovely mom there.
Uh, we don't want to mentionher, she is the matriarch of the
cartel that we run, but yeah,so, anyway, just saying yeah
that's funny, it is I.
I laughed my ass off, but yougave it to me.
I thought it was great, so yougotta love mom.
(18:32):
Now Tattoos again, mike.
I got somebody, wrote in and gois this finished, sir?
No, it's not finished.
It's actually Asian.
I don't know where thisfinished thing came from.
Fucking idiots.
All right.
So the whole thing was donefree hand by a gentleman named
Joshua and I just let him go.
I told him what I wanted acouple of dollars, all right.
(19:00):
Yeah, you know, when you have atattoo like this, you got two
problems you got a lot of timeon your hands and a lot of money
where you just like paint oryou just like I do not like
paint.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
All right, I think you said what was your first
session.
You sat in and pretty long.
I think you said you justcouldn't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh, it was six hours.
It was six hours and then itwas just done, done, deal, right
.
So why are we talking tattoos?
Well, I just joined a gym.
Now why do I say that's a bigdeal?
I have not joined a gym in 10years because I had my own gym
in my house, right?
yeah and uh.
If you don't know, if you watchthe uh, uh, muscle and fiction
(19:36):
youtube channel, which mike andI are throwing our podcasts up
on uh, you'll see the gentleman,bardia, that's in some of the
videos.
Bardia was my film guy and Igave my gym to Bardia.
He put it in his house and itis what it is Right.
So now I had to join a gym.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yep, I joined cheaper than probably just trying to
start a brand new.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, yeah, yeah, I mean you know, I joined good
life fitness why?
Because it's 24 hours, yeah,and it works for me because I'm
an early morning guy, you know.
So these places have saunas anda sauna is really good for you,
right?
Yeah, so at this sauna, you cango in there and you can swing,
you know, put the weapon out anddo whatever.
Now, this is not Kuwait, youcan't, okay?
(20:17):
Well, hang on now.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
This is.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Canada this is Okay.
We keep forgetting about Canadais a little bit weird and a
little bit wokey in certainaspects, Right?
So I guess, if I well hang on,I'm not going to do this, but I
could identify as an 18 year oldgirl named Bobina and I could
go into the women's locker roomwith my you know twig and
berries hanging out, and that'dbe disgusting personally.
(20:46):
Yeah, having nieces and nephewsand sisters, but anyway, so I'm
in.
I'm in the actual sauna of themale side, right?
Okay, sure, now I don't mindhanging it out.
Mike, I don't care.
I used to have a nickname backin the day.
Do you remember what thenickname was back in the day
when I was me meat?
Yeah, I don't tell him it wasmeaty, I don't tell anybody that
(21:08):
.
And I used to tell people whatis that for us If we're eating
chicken?
But that's not true.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, All right, that's what I knew him as me.
That's right.
That's how okay so a lot ofchicken.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
So the point is is that you know I have a thing,
sure, right.
So you know, I'm just hangingout there and we're just talking
and the fellow goes hey man, Isee you got a tattoo on your
weapon there.
I said, yes, I do, he goes.
Why do you have the word whytattooed on your penis?
And I go well, it's not theword why.
(21:39):
And he goes what I know you'regoing to ask did you show him
that part?
If I did, he'd probably beterrified.
He would be Right, sure.
Now, speaking of the cartel,midget Right.
Just saying.
Just saying I had a job Now I'mno longer in Mexico and we
jumped the wall.
That's right, mike, I got areally bad joke, don't wall.
(22:06):
That's right, mike, I got areally bad joke.
Don't fault me on this, it'shis fault.
So why are there no mexicans inthe olympics?
Because everybody that can jump, run and swim is already in
america.
Now right, oh, I know it sucks,but write us and tell us how
bad it sucks.
Thumbs up to you.
Generation x's all right.
So, mike, anything else youwant to talk about today?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
it was funny when you were talking about the sauna.
I saw this story oh Jesus, youwere.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You're hanging your shit out.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, I saw this story in New Brunswick.
There's a spa in New Brunswickthat was gonna.
They were promoting a toplessday for women, so it was like a
private function invite toplessday and so the new project
government stepped in and saidno, you need a different license
for that.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, you have strip clubs in Moncton, that's okay.
I worked at one of them.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
So this is so anyway.
So this is in the end.
It's kind of you know, I thinkI don't know if it's still going
ahead or not.
Last I heard it was like thenew branch of government to put
a stop to it, but what is doneis it's now created like so much
publicity for this.
Spa in kind of middle ofnowhere.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So they don't even have to do topless anymore.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I imagine they're going to get so much business
out of this right.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Do you think it was a ploy to get the business?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
No, no, I think it's just the same as always
Government's stepping in, okayso, hang on.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
So what do you mean?
They're going to do like allwomen's topless, or I can go in
with my shirt off.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, no, it was like a women-only event, like a
private function at this thingwhere they were selling tickets
to this, to say, hey, come on in, topless, optional, you feel
like coming and having a day atthe spa?
Sure, you feel like having theboobs out and chilling out for
the day, come on and do it.
And the government, they gotwind of it somehow and they put
a stop to it.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well, you know I'm not one for conspiracies again,
but the first thing run bylesbians, because what a great
way to get a date, come on intake your shirt off.
Oh hey, nice to meet you.
I'm Mary, yeah me too.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, Right, yeah, so well, it's like I guess I'm
just.
I just find it funny because inmy mind I'm thinking what a,
what a plug for this, for this?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, that's a great plug.
That's a great plug.
I should talk to the coffeeshop.
They're all Vietnamese ladiesand they serve coffee in next to
no clothes.
Okay, all right.
(24:14):
Now that's California andthat's a known thing Everybody
knows about.
These are not hidden, but Idon't know.
If there's like, if there's alike, a, uh, an extra menu, like
you know, like, I'll have adouble cappuccino and a handy
for like eight bucks.
It was the guy that ran thePatriots that got caught down in
(24:37):
Florida at the strip club.
Oh, what was his name?
The Patriots, frost Frost,robert Frost, no, robert Frost.
No, he was a famous author welearned when we were young.
He might have got caught too,because, if you don't know,
stephen Hawking was a freak andloved the strip clubs.
We were there with him one time.
He's like that's me more Okayanyway, no, this is real.
He can't move, but he can feel,he has feelings.
That's real.
I didn't touch him, I'm justsaying I Good guy, good guy Good
(24:59):
guy, no who was the Patriotsyeah.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Can't think of his name.
Can't think of his name, yeah,but anyway, a bunch of them got
busted.
They got busted for that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, so it is what it is.
So Spa in Fredericton.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
No, I can't remember where it was?
We don't know we don't know thename when you were talking
about the sauna earlier.
It made that story come to mind.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah well, you know, sauna is the sauna.
I can't wait to go backtomorrow, so yeah anyway, All
right.
So once again, the other sidehas hieroglyphics on it, it's
Egyptian.
Yeah, it says the pyramids werebuilt by.
That's next episode.
Okay, so once again, Bobby D,Mikey D here for you Would Think
.
Once again, check us out onSpotify, Muscle and Fiction on
(25:44):
YouTube, Apple and a whole bunchof other ones.
We're just going to keeptalking shit because it's easy
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