July 12, 2025 • 45 mins
Two brothers with razor-sharp wit tackle life's absurdities in this unfiltered conversation that weaves between hilarious observations and surprisingly deep insights.
Bobby D and Mikey D dive headfirst into celebrity weight fluctuations, discussing Leonardo DiCaprio's dramatic changes and the dangerous health implications of extreme body transformations. Their casual banter about "chocolate salty balls" and bald heads quickly gives way to genuine concern about the toll such fluctuations take on vital organs – showing how these two can pivot from crude humor to thoughtful commentary in an instant.
The conversation shifts to the fascinating world of Samoan athletes, where the brothers marvel at the seemingly supernatural strength found in this region. Sharing stories of untrained athletes who can bench press 225 pounds for 30 reps straight out the gate, they highlight NBA player Steven Adams and his sister, Olympic shot put champion Valerie Adams, as prime examples of this genetic gift. This segment beautifully illustrates their knowledge of sports while maintaining their characteristic humor throughout.
Perhaps most compelling is their analysis of Kevin Durant's recent comments that some interpreted as shade toward Michael Jordan, balanced against their genuine appreciation for LeBron James' 22-year career at the highest level. But the emotional center of this episode arrives unexpectedly when Bobby reveals his nickname honors his late father – a touching moment that demonstrates the genuine heart beneath their comedic exterior. Their reflections on missed opportunities to hear more of their father's stories resonates with anyone who's lost a parent.
Whether recounting bizarre Malaysian government criteria for identifying lesbians or lamenting how today's children are exposed to adult language too early, the brothers maintain their central philosophy: authenticity matters more than approval. As they put it, "I don't care who likes me. That's why I live the way I live and have no anxiety."
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hey everybody, welcome back to you, would Think
, with Bobby D and Mikey D,brothers from another mother.
Now it's summer, halifax, novaScotia, everything's good.
I have a bald head.
I don't know if you noticed.
Never noticed, never noticed.
So what do I look like?
Testicle, thanks, I do looklike a testicle.
(00:31):
Now if he shaved his head he'dlook like an old gray testicle.
I would.
I don't care, I grew up throughmy hair.
My balls look like this too,that's true.
Did you ever see thosechocolate balls that are like
rolled in coconut?
Yeah, yeah, that's what theylook like, they look like Right.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And if you're like.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Chef off of South Park.
He had the thing my chocolatesalty balls, all right which was
actually stolen from SaturdayNight Live with Sweaty Balls,
sweaty Balls with the murderer.
You remember?
He killed somebody.
Oh, baldwin Baldwin.
Yeah, he shot somebody.
Oops, I don't know whathappened there.
(01:13):
By the way, his wife's name,alex Baldwin's wife's name?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, it's Hilaria.
Oh, right, it is.
And what's hilarious about itis her accent's fake.
She fakes her accent.
So it's hilarious Really.
Yeah, her accent's 100% bullsht.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, 100% bullsht.
(01:33):
You know who I saw today, justby accident.
Okay, not saw personally, but Iwas at the gym and they have
all the bloody tvs right, so I'mwatching.
Leonardo DiCaprio is at one ofthe tennis grand slams.
Oh yeah, is it wimbledon?
it might be wimbledon, because Idon't think he's allowed back
in the country, yet is he?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
he was hiding from the dd trial, that's right,
right, yeah, so he was there hewasn't looking good, mike, his
face was so big.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, he's in shit, he's on all them lists bro right
allegedly allegedly, and he'sprobably on a lot of the junior
high school lists too.
That's right, because hisgirlfriends have to be 19.
Yeah, pretty much right, butyeah, what I was saying, he does
not look good.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, really he is fat as fuck.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
His face is like that .
If you put a candle in hismouth for Halloween, he'd look
like a jack-o'-lantern yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He looks that stupid he looks ridiculous.
So he obviously is betweenmovies.
Then the next movie comesaround.
You'll see, he'll be slimmedright back down.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
He'll be slimmed down again right Off the alcohol,
whatever he's been doingrecently, that's got to be tough
man when you see.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You, know you and I talked about this before about
Christian Bale- yeah, and hewent from that movie Blowing up
to 220.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, nothing to him.
He would eat like an apple aday, yeah and then just like
that, get ready for the Batmanmovie.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Like ballooned up showed up to the Batman set and
they said you're too big, whichis hilarious.
Which, again?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
point being that's not good for your body to do
that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
No man, it's not good for your body.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now you can speak to this way more than I can.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I mean, that is definitely not good to like be
fluctuating your I had to cutweight for different things and
it's just, it's hard on theliver.
I mean, if you follow thefights ufc recently uh, recently
there's a girl named kaylaharris.
Okay, kayla harris is fuckinghuge, yeah, okay, she walks
around 175 180.
Okay, she picked joe rogan uplike he's a sack of potatoes,
(03:20):
right, joe rogan weighs 200pounds and he's solid, he's made
of wood right.
This girl had to cut down to 135to make her weight.
Yeah, yeah, great.
That's crazy.
During the weight cut, sheactually said I'm gonna retire,
I can't do this.
She was crying I'm gonna retire, I can't.
And then, of course, she wonthe belt.
Now she ain't gonna retirebecause now she's a champion and
I will.
I'll put this on the recordnobody's beaten, beaten her.
(03:42):
She is a three-time Olympiangold medalist.
Judo or whatever she is orwrestling.
I'm sorry, Cale, I don't knowwhich one, one of the two, but
this girl is so good.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So what's the highest weight class, and why doesn't
she fight at a higher weightclass?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think 135 is the highest for women, but I could
be wrong.
It might be 145.
But see, the belt was held at135 for that fight.
So I don't know.
Listen, I don't know everythinghe does, I don't.
But we don't know the weightclasses of the women.
We haven't been following UFCas tight as we used to.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
By the way, in Canada you have to pay for it.
It's a pay-per-view.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's a lot of pay per the view.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But I think you nailed it when you were talking
about the liver.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's the things you're not going to see.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, you're going to fluctuate your weight, but the
damage that you're doing to yourinternal organs is just
ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Kidneys, liver, whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Kidneys too.
We're old, we know Don't messaround with that stuff, man.
Don't mess with your kidneys.
It sucks when you get old.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, kidneys, one of my sisters has nephrotic
syndrome, which means herkidneys stop working.
So she's on the steroids rightnow, right, so you know.
But she put a lot of weight on18 degrees.
You could hang meat Right.
Okay, yeah, because she's sohot and her husband, that's
terrible yeah that does a numberon you right?
Oh yeah, she's been goingthrough this for years.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She almost died once she was in the hospital.
Oh really, she almost passedaway.
I think you've told me thatbefore.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, that's crazy.
My youngest sister slept besideher for three good yeah,
managing it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I guess the best you can right it's like what's the
um?
Selena gomez, whatever, uh,lupus, I think, is what she yeah
, this is.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't know what lupus is, but I'm hearing this
yeah, and so she had to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
She had to take the steroids, and so you know she
blew up.
Well she you know that's whatit does right yeah, and of
course her face gets huge.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You put weight on, you look fat before.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I think she's trying to manage her health and they're
like shredding her online, butit's like you know, she's
looking after herself, man well,that's another thing too.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Do you remember when, uh, who's the?
Who's the bigger white lady,great singer, like sings, like
gospel, level one?
It's a one word name.
That's her.
I'm sorry, like I said, don'tknow everything.
Adele lost a lot of weight.
Everybody went after her.
She's trying to do what's bestfor herself that's right like
this is why you don't see fat85-year-old people, because
(06:04):
they're dead.
Just look around you.
You don't see old people thatare fat.
Most people end up gettingthinner the older you get.
Now my mom has thinned down.
Before my dad passed, hethinned down a little bit.
I used to be a lot bigger.
I wasn't fat, but I was bulkier.
I've thinned down.
I've lost about 15, 20 poundsover the last 10 years of muscle
on purpose, just to be lighter,you know, because it's
(06:25):
healthier, right it's definitelyhealthier.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's not easy to do either, right.
No, it's not easy, it takes youknow like you can speak to this.
I can you train, that's whatyou do, but you have to be so
strict and so regimented, right,in order to do that.
Now, when we lived in NewZealand, one of the things that
you know we loved you know, noteverybody was like thin pencil,
thin or you know whatever, butthey stayed active.
Yeah, that's the difference,and you know, I think I've told
(06:48):
you this before- you could be abigger person to be active Me
and the wife were sitting thereclimbing a mountain.
Like you know, going for atwo-day walk into the mountains,
got the backpacks on andeverything.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And here we are struggling, going.
Oh man, this is the hardest.
75 year old man goes blowing byus like barely you know great
day for a walk.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Hey, young fellas, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
here.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You want me to carry you right, well, but that's,
that's it stay.
You know, you don't need to bepencil thin you don't need to be
.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You don't need to be shredded, but stay active, right
now, if we're talking aboutthat area of the world, the
Samoans in general are freaks.
I just watched a whole littlespiel on this where they were
talking about strength in sports, and this is real.
So, as you know, the rock issomeone, but he's actually from
africville.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
His dad is from africa people don't know that
the rock is his dad's name.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Again, he was a wrestler, uh rocky johnson,
rocky johnson, rocky my via.
Rocky, rocky, my via he is fromafricville, which is 20 minutes
down the road here.
Okay, he is not from whereveryou think he's from, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
If you don't believe us, go look it up.
Go look it up.
The Rock has actually given ashout-out to Halifax, to
Africville.
Correct, he has.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And, by the way, the Rock is the reason me and Mike
are small.
Why?
Because we want to takesteroids, but there's none left
because he's taken them all.
The, the, the leather, theleather.
Well, it looks like leather, itlooks so the the liver came
with his purple skin color.
That's right, it's a wonderfulcolor.
You know, 100% beet juice,that's it right.
(08:12):
Well, he's taking some kind ofjuice, but any beet juice
definitely anyway, back to theSamoans uh, there was an article
uh written with these guys weretalking about.
It was like this Samoan guy cameto first division football in
the US.
Never been in a weight roomright ever.
They throw him under the benchpress.
225, 30 reps, jesus.
(08:34):
225 is ridiculous weight.
That's pounds, by the way in myprime when I was between 25 and
35 years old.
You know know, pushing weightsI could bench press 225.
At the most every day was 13reps.
That's it.
Yeah, and that was a struggle.
I'm not a big dude but I'mshort, so it was kind of easy,
(08:55):
right.
The same guy squat Okay Now, Iwas known for my squats.
Back in the day I've had acatastrophic knee injury,
detached, uh, patella tendon, soI don't really squat much
anymore.
But this is true, I have thereceipts.
I squatted 585 for a doubleright to the floor.
I've done a record four, four,what is it?
(09:15):
405 or four whatever, for 21reps.
In a squat contest I beat a guynamed John Cook who weighed 260
, I was 175.
Suck it, john.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So the point is Hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
John yeah, hope you're doing well, John.
John used to have a gas station.
He used to hire hot girls towork at the gas station.
He wasn't a stupid fella, justnot very strong.
The whitest guy I've ever seen.
You could almost see throughhim.
He looked like Casper.
Anyway, him under the squatrock, he squatted 600 pounds.
(09:48):
He's never lifted a weight aday in his life.
It makes no sense, okay.
So this whole area of the world, whatever's going on down there
, those islands, the cookislands, all these places, all
the samoans and the women arebig too yeah but the men and the
women like their women big,that's what they like what they
like.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, they're just big in general.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Right, they're just big.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Look at the shot put champion from New Zealand there,
Valerie Adams.
Oh, my God she's huge, sostrong so strong, so big Record
forever, yeah, forever.
She related to Stephen Adams.
Yeah, it's a sister.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
There you go.
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I was just setting, yeah, yeah monster if you don't
know who.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Steven adams is one of my favorite players in the
nba and nobody fucks with thisguy.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Strongest man in the nba.
Strongest man in the nba.
Look the videos up, watch him.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Set some screens, they bang around too, and then
the guy goes and they look, ohyeah, okay, man, all good, and
he's the nicest guy too.
That's the other thing, it'sgreat yeah you're lucky, he's
nice, because boy oh boy I love,I love watching the interviews.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's like you know, I lived, lived overseas, lived,
lived in New Zealand for eightyears.
Every time I watch hisinterviews it just brings me
back to living there.
It's that same sense of humor.
I love it, man.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I love the interview with him.
I love his game too.
He knows his role.
He knows his role and he onlystarted playing in university.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Dude yeah, I think he's just a big dude.
Just a big dude.
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I think there's 13.
Is there that many in thefamily?
And he listed them all and hegoes one's in the bush.
I haven't seen him.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I haven't seen him and the lady goes what do you
mean in the bush?
He goes, you know, like in thebush, like we know, he's alive.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
We just don't know where he is.
And she's guy right.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
He'll lead, as we've seen here in Canada.
All you need is somebody therethat can kind of you know.
They've had other playersbefore, but Steven Adams is
probably the most popular.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I want him at the Lakers.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I want him in the Lakers and you know it's like
what we saw here.
I great Canadian players, butVince Carter playing for the
Raptors.
Yeah, vince Carter, canadianbasketball exploded.
Now look at the guy.
You know they had fourCanadians in the finals this
year.
The MVP.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, MVP SGA.
Yeah, Got his money, took careof his boys.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Get them all back and this will be that next stepping
stone, right, we saw it withVince got people in.
You know, steve Nash and Vincegot people really interested?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yes, steve Nash, they keep forgetting about Steve,
and now you've got Shea goingout there.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And now that more people are going to, more
Canadians are going to want tokeep playing right.
It's great Now.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Canadians, we have a Major League Baseball team
called the Toronto.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Blue Jays Right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Now they're doing very good.
They're in first place, they'reup by two right now.
They have a nine game winningstreak going till the other day
we lost the game, no big deal.
But people don't realize thejays haven't been good for quite
a long time, quite a long time.
This is a good year.
They won uh back-to-back uhworld championships back in the
80s.
But uh, this is different.
So my my nephew, uh cole, bigbaseball fan hell of a baseball
(12:41):
player, mike, I went to watchhim.
I'm shocked at how much heknows, because you know, when
there's plays in the head, Imean I watched baseball.
My whole life, played myselfWatching and I go, okay, you
know, this is what he should doand he did it.
I'm like, okay, like, this kidknows what's up.
So then, I got talking to mysister's husband's side, this
gentleman named peter is thegranddad on that side and I
(13:04):
asked peter.
I said jesus.
I said cole's really good hegoes.
He better be I go.
Why is that he goes?
We've been watching baseballsince he was a knee high to a
grasshopper.
Oh yeah, didn't even speakenglish, english didn't even.
He speaks english and frenchdidn't speak at that point and
he's like just watching.
He says I was explainingeverything to him.
I said he clearly listened.
He goes oh yeah, because heknew what to do.
(13:25):
Other kids on the team didn'tknow.
Right, some kids did, but otherkids didn't know what to do.
Like he knew, when a dell play,step on the bag, throw them,
like what?
Like this kid is unreal.
Now something else I didn'tknow.
They're not allowed to play oneposition, they rotate positions
.
Oh yeah, so he's pitching, he'scatching, he's out in the
outfield and apparently he wantsto be the catcher, he wants to
(13:45):
be the boss, oh yeah okay.
But he's not happy when he's outin the field doing other things
he wants to be the catcher.
But I thought that was a goodthing, because back in our day
we didn't have that.
It's like, yeah, hey, Mike,you're pitching.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, okay, yeah, they're learning these positions
, especially young.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, don't, yeah, don't pigeonhole them into one
thing right off the bat, andhere's the other thing you ready
five coaches.
There's five coaches on thefield the whole time, oh wow
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And they're all volunteers, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah and my brother-in-law, jimmy's one of
the coaches.
He's coaching his son, jimmy'sa great Well, I mean we're at
the top of the division rightTop of the division, and this is
a year that they're definitelygoing to go far.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And we only have the one team now.
So you know, go Jays, kind ofthing, right, that's right.
Now we're going to go from Jays, we're going to go to
basketball.
I know what you want to say, solet's talk about it, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Here.
So, yeah, yeah, he was on mindthe pot.
Uh, yeah, who was it in katie?
Katie right on my head andsteve nash, and this is the one
that's blowing up all over theplace right now.
They're trying to determine didhe take, did he throw shade at
mike with my mj michael?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
okay, now throw shade at him.
What did he?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
say he said, uh, so he was talking about.
You know, when you re-sign acontract, essentially right and
how, in order to stay, I think,engaged in the game you know
you're by yourself for yourselfis that every time you sign a
contract, you know you should bekind of like looking at it as
you're signing a contract withyourself as well, because you're
making a lot of money, manright like well, you don't just
want to take the money, just bethe same, oh you, and so I think
(15:18):
you know, and then maybe it'sin the context of being great as
well.
Right that you, you have toactually make that commitment to
yourself as well.
And so in the context of thatconversation he was talking
about signing that contract withyourself, keeping that love of
the game going, and he made somecomment about he goes now some
guys will go, they win theirMVPs, they win their
(15:39):
championships, and then they gotake time off and they go play
baseball.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, he said that 100.
That's exactly what he said.
Now, word for word, no, butthat's what he said.
Well, the only person I knowthat took time off to go play
baseball was, uh, you know, oh,michael jordan.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Everybody knows, everybody knows, right, and then
and then in that and he goesand he's talking right to lebron
and he says or there's guysthat go 22 years straight, right
, and he said talking about yourcareers and wanting to be great
and everything.
And he said the goal is 20years.
Okay, which is?
Is it, though?
Is it right?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I don't know, I guess maybe that's the new goal right
20 years vince carter vincerobert parish.
Yeah, lebron, lebron, of course.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Uh, kareem, I don't know there's, there's like Kevin
Willis.
I think there are some guys outthere.
Yeah, there are, but top level.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Like you know, nobody's doing what LeBron's
doing.
No, he's the top five in theleague in every category, Still
At 22 years in At 22 years inand 75 years old, yeah.
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, so you know the thing was is that they're
trying to turn it into.
You know he's throwing shade.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I don't think that was what he was trying to do, I
think he was trying to say uh,yeah, but it is northern state,
it is kevin durant, it is kevindurant, so you never know right,
but it's right and and he's on.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He's on a podcast with lebron, and so you know
there's always that debate yeah,it's the greatest.
Yeah, we've talked about thisbefore.
I mean, in my mind it's, it'sJordan, but that's just.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You think LeBron pulled him?
Aside and go you have to sayit's me right, bitch.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But that's the thing is that KD hasn't said, KD said
Jordan is the GOAT he actuallyhas said it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Dwayne Wade has said it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You know, he's the GOAT.
That's who they grew upwatching.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I get.
It Okay, hang on Hang.
Lebron James is left-handed.
Yeah, I know, russell Westbrookis left-handed.
However, they shootright-handed because their hero
is Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Lebron's even said I wore 23 because of Jordan right.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I thought it was because of his IQ.
He wanted to put it on hisshirt.
No, that's not Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
All right.
So man say what you will.
That man's a billionaire, he'sdoing something right.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Listen, I don't care what his IQ is, it doesn't
matter, it really doesn't.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
The only thing I have trouble with Space Jam.
I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I saw it, the original Space Jam, of course,
but I saw the new one.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm like in that movie with uh, amy schumer, uh,
train, train wreck.
He was good in that.
I like that movie was a trainwreck, but he was funny and he
was good at it.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'll give you that.
He definitely was.
I mean, he's gonna, he's gotsomething, he's got charisma
he's got something he's gotsomething.
Amy schumer got something too,because she went from this to
this.
I don't know what happened.
She got married.
Now she's doing a cooking show,is she?
Oh I don't know.
Yeah, close your.
Stop eating cake.
Right, eat a little bit, alittle bit at a time.
Sure, like we said beforeeverything in moderation,
moderation, moderation right,but so point being back to that
(18:31):
is that you know, was he taking?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
was he throwing shade at it?
I don't think he was.
I think he was trying to saythat, you know, in order to be
one of the greats, when you uhdad, passed, well, got murdered
uh, one, three in a row.
(18:54):
You know, at the time there wassome gambling allegations going
on as well, so you know, maybeit was time to just I needed.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't have a love for allegations, or allegations
step away from the game.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
But he stepped away and wanted to do it said it made
me miss the game and he broughthis love back and he came back
and was like dominant again, foryou know what I mean.
So um point being, I guess, isthat is the goal, 20 years?
If it is, how do you stay greatfor 20 years?
Maybe KD's on to something youknow.
When you sign that check,you've got to make that contract
with yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, we can definitely say LeBron has made
it a point to be who he isforever.
That's another thing that KDsaid.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Maybe it wasn't on this one, but it was on another
one.
The one thing that he neverappreciated about LeBron is his
love for the game.
How is that man, witheverything he's accomplished?
Everything that he's doingstill going at 22, 21, whatever
years he's played.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That goes with anything.
He loves the game.
He is a student of the game.
Listen, we already know he'sbrilliant on the floor.
We know, right, like everybodyhas something brilliant, right,
if you teach a fish or try toteach a fish to climb a tree,
then the fish is going to fail.
Yeah, okay, so there's alwayssomething for everybody, right?
Like everybody got to get intoyour own groove, whatever that
(20:08):
is, you know and here's theother thing, just quickly.
Don't do it for the money,because that'll never work out
for you.
You're not going to want to getout of bed, no matter if you're
making a million dollars a year, if you don't want to get out
of bed and go to work, you'renot going to get out of bed.
Do a job you love and you'llnever have to work a day in your
life.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
And Jay McCollum just recentlysaid the same thing.
He said I'm a good player.
He is, but you know, to begreat you've got to make
sacrifices, and these guys haveall made sacrifices.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
They sure have.
Look at Kobe.
Look at the sacrifices Kobe'smade, the stories you heard of
the Olympic team.
Like all the boys going outdrinking, they're coming back.
Kobe's already in the gym.
It's 4 am.
They days everybody elsestarted showing up in the gym.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm gonna beat him to the gym and then, right, you
know, they show up the next time.
He's still there, still therebefore them, before yeah, so
there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Good old kobe, I was gonna tell you this, tell you
this story.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I was, uh, I was watching some, some shorts or
whatever, and there was a storyabout amon shumpert.
He was on some podcast, okay,and he was talking about uh
first time I think it was thefirst time he played against
kobe and he said you know someshit talking going on.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, it's a Kobe story .
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm playing Kobe.
I'm sitting there and I'mthinking to myself hey, I
stripped the ball from him here,I steal the ball from him there
.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I drive him by the dunk.
I'm feeling pretty good aboutmyself.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I'm going to be able to tell my kids this is what.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I did against Kobe.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You wouldn't be able to tell your kids you stole the
ball.
So he says third quarter a goodgame, kid.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's like wait a minute there's still 12 minutes
left in the game.
What's this man talking about?
You played a good game.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Kobe goes out and destroys him in the fourth
Unreal.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, unreal, that's the way to do it.
That's the way to do it right.
Can you imagine Good game, sonGood game you played.
Well, I mean, you know thisshit talking about Larry Bird.
Oh yeah, I mean best sent out.
Listen, larry Bird.
Way before most people's time,if you're our age.
We know that this white countryboy came into the league with
(22:01):
no muscle and destroyedeverybody.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, the story.
What do you know?
Well, the story about AnthonyMason.
So if you don't know, anthonyMason, go look him up.
Go look him up.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
came into the league, massive guy, big dude, so much
dude but bigger than who's theguy that pretends that Jamba
eats all the food.
Now, zion, big like that.
Big like that, not as athletic,not as athletic, but big dude,
big dude shows up into the game.
Larry Bird says those are somepretty big muscles, not going to
help you tonight, son Nope, andgoes up and torches him right.
(22:32):
Well, you know all that muscletakes a lot of oxygen.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
You burn out really quick and it gets lactic acid.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's a problem, right , it's a problem.
Go look up.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
There's so many videos, so many stories of the
trash talking that Larry did.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
If you've never seen them, go see them.
The all-time greats stuff thanmost of you know Like you know
what I?
Mean, but there was a storyabout MJ going against somebody,
right, and you know for thewhole whatever.
It was pretty much this andthat.
And then the young fellowopened his mouth.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh, this was the KG Kevin Garn.
Uh, isaiah rider.
Oh, that's a different one.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, okay, okay, but okay, hold that one yeah, hold,
no, hold, I remember that one,hold that one, this one was, you
know he was.
And then jordan went, oh, okay,and then in the fourth quarter,
like the guy got like no shots,no points, no nothing, and
jordan went.
You need to keep your mouthshut, right.
The other one, hang on to tothat story.
The other one I liked too waswhen Jordan whatever game it was
Jordan goes just give me theball and get the fuck out of my
(23:37):
way.
I don't need a screen or a pickor whatever.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, yeah, all right, so yours.
Well, that one was the samestory.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Maybe it is the same story.
Isaiah Ryder was holding hisown KG young I don't know if he
was a rookie but he was prettyyoung in the league he was like
you're torturing him, man.
You're like you own thatmotherfucker right.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Like he's got to and, of course, isaiah's like dude
man like chill out.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
This is MJ.
Do you know who you're talking?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
about.
Well, the thing is, you don'twant to poke the bear.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You don't want to poke the bear scores like 30 or
40 points in the second half anddestroys them.
Yeah, I mean, it's just whatare you gonna do?
Yeah, go listen to kg tell mystories.
Like he learned his lessonpretty quick, don't you know?
Don't talk to black jesus,that's right.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
And listen in any sport, don't poke the bear.
That's it.
Jordan remembers anything badanybody ever said about him and
uses it to motivate him in anyway.
Shape or took that shitpersonal.
Took that shit personal, right,so it is what it is now we love
our, our people at espn.
Until recently, recently in theespn, you know we're watching,
(24:44):
we click on something.
We're going to call it clickbait, click bait, call it jail
bait, I don't care what you callit, it's not good, it's not
right.
You click on, I go, that's what, what?
Okay, espn, I get it.
You're losing followers that's.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I think that's what it is right, you're losing
followers.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
We get it, but it's getting to the point where it's
just shitty.
Now you click on it.
That's not even part of thestory or the whole thing is more
.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It's all these debate shows now and it's great good,
you know yeah, debate us, writeus, tell us what you think.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Debate what we say.
We're not.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
We're not claiming to be experts, but these guys
claim to be experts and thenthey go and they put these
stories out all right that theywant you to just you know.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Hey, we need people coming in and that's that's the
name of the game, I guessnowadays everything has to be
this or it doesn't work.
And that's real, it is real, itis real.
We know this.
Listen, okay.
So how do we know what's real?
Well, a little bit of hot takeon this one.
We got some comments, peopledon't like us.
And you know what I like to sayto those people.
Okay, so I don't care who likesme.
(25:40):
That's why I live the way Ilive and I have no anxiety,
because I don't care what otherpeople think.
And young people, you shouldn'teither.
We're not for everybody.
We're not for everybody and noteverybody's for everybody and
not everything's for everybody.
You don't want to watch, usdon't watch.
But here's the thing.
This is how stupid people are.
So all the stupid peoplewatching, listen to me carefully
.
When you write a comment, youmake us money.
(26:01):
So every time you write acomment, our algorithm gets
picked up and it makes us money.
So if you think you're beingsmart writing shitty comments,
you're actually just puttingmoney in our pocket.
So keep doing it.
Numbnuts because it's hilariousand we read them and laugh, and
then I write back and deleteyou.
We don't want those peoplearound us.
(26:21):
We're pretty easy-going fellows.
We have really no concerns.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Listen, this is what we do.
This is us on a regular.
We like to sit around.
We've been doing this for 20years.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
We just decided that Mike's lovely wife 30 almost
dude 30 years.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Sorry, what did I say ?
20.
I don't even know how old I am.
I told you I went to schoolwith Jesus.
All right, Mike was one of thewise men.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That's right.
If you didn't listen, youprobably don't know this.
Do you know why Jesus wasn'tborn in Campbellton, New
Brunswick?
Why is that?
Well, they couldn't find threewise men and a virgin there we
go.
Probably true.
It is true because Mike prettymuch you know, love you.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Campbellton Shout out to Campbellton, that's right.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Shout out to Campbellton and our friend
Hammer.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
The man I met a long time ago.
Remember the story of what youtold me not to do and I did it.
You're like, don't look atHammer's girlfriend.
I'm like, oh her.
And then Hammer got up.
I'm like, oh, hammer, right,the reason he's called Hammer
for a reason, it's not becauseof his weapon.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Right, it's because his hands are like the size of
hammers.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
But anyway nothing happened that night, all good we
had some drinks, gave him somemoney, so but yes, comments.
Like you know, I was havingthis conversation with somebody
just recently Telling about howthey don't like Joe Rogan.
They don't like, you know,certain.
Wait, a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Joe Rogan's our guy, he's your guy, my guy.
I like Joe Rogan, not foreverything, but I like because
he has guests on it that hewants to listen to Sure, not
because somebody else tellss himto, because he wants to do what
he wants to do Sure, he doesn'tgive a shit about it.
He makes $250 million a year.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, yeah, but that's my point, is that
everything is.
You know, whatever you're doing, it's not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I think the comment was Of course it's not.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh, I don't like those podcasts when two guys are
just Sitting around shootingthe shit.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
And I said oh, you.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, it's fine and soshe backtracked, trying to save
face right.
Well, she didn't.
You know, was looking not tooffend and I don't take offense
to it.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, but here's the thing.
We're not offended, you don'thave to like what I like yeah
yeah, that's why we're alldifferent, like I don't know.
Oh, you wanted to do thatpodcast.
That'd be great, yeah andthat's fine.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
There's nothing wrong with it.
Would I listen to it?
Sure I would, because that's mywife.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I think she could do a green thumb thing for the
backyard.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
How well she's done that, I mean yeah well, she's
going to retire soon.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
When she hits retirement, I think that's a
thing.
You go out there, but you haveto get her a selfie stick.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
But she loves doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
That's what she does.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's her actual zen .
That's what she does on hertime off.
She loves being outside.
I look at it as work.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's just the way it is yeah, and put me to work.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That's fine, she does put me to work.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, um, but uh, but you know she loves it.
That's what she does she wantsa giant back here.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You got a lot of stuff to do early in the morning
and be out there till I have tocall her in some nights.
Hey, that's the way it used tobe when we were kids.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's right, right, just go outside.
Hey, mike, supper.
Okay, everybody goes to supper.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I don't know why I'm so tired, mike yeah, you're
outside all day in the fresh air, you're exhausted, but it's
good for your writing.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Holy smokes, yeah, all right what else you got.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Well, that was it really.
That's all I wanted to talkabout with the comments was that
.
You know, leave your comments.
We're more than happy to lookat them.
Greg's more than happy torespond to them.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Bobby D.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Sorry is more, yeah, Bobby D is more happy to respond
to them but Now I'm going tocome out.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Wait a minute.
Right now You've got to becareful what I say, because,
wording right, I'm going to comeout of the.
No, that's not it.
I do know somebody that shouldcome out of the closet, but that
fucker's locked shut.
Anyway, people used to call meGreg.
The reason I'm using Bobby isan homage to my dad.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
So I use Bobby now to keep my dad's name around,
because you know they always sayyou die twice.
Uh, once when you die, thenonce when everybody who knows
your name dies.
Right, sure, so I'm.
You know, my dad was my friendand I enjoyed my father, so I'm
using bobby as an homage to him,so that's why.
So I'm calling myself coachbobby my dad's name was michael
terry.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, my name is michael.
Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
So we're keeping those names alive.
I'm not welling up, I'mactually choking on my own spit.
So but uh, dude, talking aboutmy dad does make me a little bit
sad, but yeah honestly, peoplestraight up, like I thought I
was going to retire, come homeand I thought you know I'd sit
down with dad and tell all thecrazy ass stories.
Is my dad got some stories fromback in the day?
Uh, yeah, dad was a whatever,but yeah, so, unfortunately, no,
(31:01):
I didn't get that.
So now I'm hearing the storiesfrom my mom.
Yeah, yeah, they're not thesame.
They're not the same dad tellsthe story way better and real
mom's kind of leaving out thatdad probably left out.
She's like I don't remember itthat way.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm like okay no, because I do.
Yeah, yeah, I think I told youwe came.
That was the same reason wemoved home was, you know,
parents getting older and hisnephew's getting older.
But you know, I got to, I gotto get home and spend a few
years with dad before he passedand I had to go golfing with
them, and you know his buddiesand hear some stories and it was
great.
There's a lot, I just wouldn'ttrade that for for anything
right, so it it's, you know it'swhen you get older it's yeah
(31:35):
that's unfortunate, it justhappens.
I mean, you know we keep themalive through stories, through
yeah, and that's.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's where the word Bobby comes from.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh, and by the way, keep looking.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
We still going to have our 100,000 subscriber for
Muscle and Fiction on there,right?
Because that's the fitnesschannel that we do, right?
So back to life in general.
So I did live in malaysia for along time and one of the weird
things in malaysia, mike, washow they decided who was a
lesbian.
Okay, so in malaysia it's amuslim country, but I would call
(32:05):
it more of a liberal muslimcountry, okay, sure, so, in
kuwait and uae and those otherplaces over there in Qatar where
I was working, those places aremore of a conservative Islam
Muslim community.
Okay, and we love our Muslimfriends.
We've got lots of them.
They're great people, but thepeople that make the decisions
(32:26):
on how you decide if you're alesbian in Malaysia.
So let me lay this on you thisis real.
The joke that we make or we talkabout is wouldn't you love to
be at the table with these men?
because you know it was all menright 60 year old men sitting
around a table, and this is whatthey decided on.
Okay.
So they decided this you're alesbian if you hang out with
(32:48):
other women okay.
Number one you're a lesbian ifyou sleep over at other women's
houses Okay.
Three you're a lesbian if youcarry a bag Like a purse.
I guess Okay.
And number four you're alesbian if you go to lunch with
women.
Now, mike, you're probablywondering I am a lesbian and so
(33:12):
are you, because we do all thosethings.
How do you?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
how do you?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
decide that that's what a lesbian is.
I have no idea, man right, yeah, so this is, just like I said,
probably a table of, I'd like tosay, educated people but I
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, I don't, I don't think they're educated
right uh, I'll give yousomething else about.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Over there we have a uh, in malaysia there's a top
level I can't say top level, top100 um gymnast.
Okay, and these same people,I'm pretty sure, complained that
she shouldn't be wearing theunitard because it shows too
much.
I'm like, okay, so what?
Would you want her to wear?
One of of those black abayas,the whole thing?
(33:53):
And then her doing flips andeverything.
This is how stupid these oldmen are right.
That's the uniform.
They wear it for a reason notto show their shit, but because
that's what's comfortable andthat's the easiest way to do
your flips in.
If they could do it naked, theyprobably would, because they
wouldn't be in the way, right?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh, we don't think it's proper, nobody gives a shit
what you think, because theOlympics is who decides who's
wearing what?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Right?
Not you old generic fuddy-duddyasswipes, right, sure?
So, once again.
The funny thing is, though, isnobody knows what the gay term.
So we have the four rules forlesbian, but nobody.
Well, if you didn't know, mikethe prime minister, who is a
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Muslim man, is gay.
Okay, in Malaysia at one point,and they know that because they
have the receipts from the guyshe slept with, but they kind of
let that go.
I mean, that's fine, it's okay,of course, right, but yeah, so,
in Muslim countries, and if youdon't know, they're pretty much
against gay and lesbian.
Okay, and, and if you don'tknow, they're pretty much
against gay and lesbian and theydecided that's how you figure
out who they are.
Now, mike and myself, we don'tcare if you're gay, I don't care
(34:57):
if you're lesbian, I don't careif you're trans, I don't care
if you're black, white, purple,I don't care.
You know what?
I care, mike, if you're a goodperson, if you're a good person.
So that's the problem.
Right now I see, mike, theseyoung people.
I think the parents just gaveup.
Too much stress, too much work,too much money, too much
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everything.
And young people nowadays arepretty rude.
They can be.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It's an interesting one, because when we were
brought up, we were respect yourelders.
Don't talk back to your elders,don't do this.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
But as you get older, older you realize that those
elders don't always knoweverything.
They're not always right so wasthat the right way to be?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
brought up as well.
I don't know you know, what Imean, like we were definitely
taught to show your respect.
But you know, I mean, maybethere's nothing wrong with
challenging authority in thatsense.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Right, there isn't anything wrong, like I mean,
people are wrong, that's justthe way it is.
I mean, look at COVID, a lot ofpeople are wrong.
I didn't see any apologies.
Mike, did you get an apology inthe mail?
No, not me either.
I was locked in my house.
For how long?
For no reason.
Yeah, right, right, with anankle bracelet.
That was a different story.
Yeah, still locked in my house,but uh, you know, I've been
working my way up to that foryears.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, good practice I might have been the only one
who wasn't bothered by covidbeing locked in my giant condo.
Yeah, right, but everybody else?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
is everybody else is.
Like I said to people, I saidI've been practicing this for
years with my bracelet.
Yeah, so yeah, that's right.
But yeah, it is what it isright, so yeah.
I don't know I mean the world'schanged to me, Mike, the young
people, I mean, I got a.
And then when you call theparents, the parents are like
they're your problem, yeah, butthey're not.
They're not Get this one.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
So, and I can tell, I can tell you what parents that
were teachers, that that I waspart of watching that change.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, I bet you were.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Where some of that responsibility?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Because, as you know, Mike's dad was a teacher and
mom sorry.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Sorry both, so that that transition happened, you
know, while we were going toschool, where parents were
expecting the teachers to domore and more and more and take
on more of the almost childraising responsibilities right,
because that's not the job.
It's not, and I think you knowa lot of it probably had to do
with the fact that you had twoparents that were working
full-time jobs.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
You know, trying to make money, trying to make their
money, and you know.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I don't know.
Again, I don't know if it'slike, I don't think it's lazy, I
think it's just trying to.
I guess all of that right.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Okay, so I grew up with parents.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Both parents worked full-time jobs, but even in our
generation that wasn't the case.
There was a lot of people thatwere the man made the money.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, I'll tell you my dad had a good job he did.
Well.
We're not going to say what hedid, it's nobody's business but
my mom stayed home and that wasthe deal.
I'm going to stay home with thekids and there's a lot of us,
right, five, okay.
So she stayed home.
We all well, most of us stayedout of trouble, right.
So it is what it is.
(37:46):
But I just heard this story.
Listen to this.
So my sister was telling me astory, but I didn't realize the
story was about her son's class.
So she's saying oh, they gotthis problem child at the school
.
You know he uses the F word allthe time and this and that and
everything else.
And then you know they had tobring him into the principal and
the principal had to talk tohim.
So the parents come in and talkto the teacher.
(38:08):
Get ready, mike, and everybodywatching and listening if you're
the too, because if I ever seeyou I'll slap you.
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
We don't condone violence.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
We don't condone violence.
I'm talking like a Will Smithslap that doesn't mean anything
to anybody, right?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I would never slap a woman, but it's not the point of
the story.
The point is we're just havingfun about the stupid foolishness
.
So here's the thing you candecide what you want to do.
The parents come in and they go.
Okay, we do realize it says theF word a lot, so we're going to
ground him.
Can't say the F word for threedays.
Tough, that's the punishment.
(38:48):
You ready?
He's seven, the boy's seven,seven years old.
I can't even imagine what goeson in that house, right?
So the mom goes dinner'sfucking ready, right.
Father goes, what'd you fuckingsay Son?
What the fuck Like?
Are you kidding me?
He's seven.
So you can't use the F word forthree days.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Shouldn't, the Shouldn't, the Shouldn't the
parent?
Don't use it for three days,then.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Right Now, people are only afraid of two things.
When you're born, people don'tknow this Heights and loud
noises.
Everything else you learnthroughout your life.
Okay, sure, and I'm definitelyafraid of heights.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'm three foot tall, all right, you're getting
shorter every time.
Every time Tomorrow, I'm justgoing to be shoes and a hat and
cock.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Every time Tomorrow, I'm just going to be shoes and a
hat and cock and cock right.
It's like getting skinnier.
I'm just going to be ribs anddick too, but you know what it
is, I'm not skinny, I look fine.
But, where the hell were we onthat, when you said cock and you
just thought oh the window man.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Well, talking about things you're scared of.
Talking about things you'rescared of.
I don't even take a shower, mypants off, because I look down
and go snake it freaks me outeverybody comes running.
Yeah, um, regardless, yeah,yeah, we were talking about
things you're scared of, talkingabout the f word, all that,
yeah, so he's seven years old.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I can't even imagine saying the f word at seven right
, I, I can't remember that far.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
That's a long time ago for me.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I can can't remember Listen we grew up where mom
would probably shove soap inyour mouth.
Yeah, right, saying the F word,right?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Sure, but I think you know it's again, that's an
adult word, it is Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But here's the thing.
So I'm sitting with my sisterand the kids and everything and
I'm trying to be holy.
Shit, that's crazy.
My sister goes, excuse me.
I went uh, what she goes words.
I went holy she goes.
No, you can't see shit in front.
I said, oh fuck I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I mean, uh, okay, that's the thing they're.
They're gonna be exposed to.
No matter what you try to do athome, they're gonna be exposed
to it.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I'm trying to be nice around my nieces and nephews,
and not swear, I mean every oncein a while, and it drops.
You know I drop it.
I'm working on that.
I mean, here's the thing I'veonly been around adults for most
of my life, right?
I haven't been around littlekids, right?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
And mayors and commons like to swear.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
We fucking do.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
We definitely do.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
But here's the thing you can read articles on.
This proves conviction as longas you're not used to say you're
a fucking idiot.
Sure right.
If you say you know I'm fuckingright, it's real, that's
conviction.
Sure right, that's different.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
But you know, it is what it is as an adult.
When, when a kid uses it, anduses it in the right context,
what do you do?
You can't?
I've found I've caught myselflaughing oh yeah, when a kid has
dropped the f-bomb or you know,you know, said something.
I know, right context, I know,but seven they used it right,
seven, yeah, I know, seven's alittle much, man.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I mean, you're just, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
No, like I said, I think that you're not going to
stop the exposure to it.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I think you just try to teach them that it's, you
know, it's just a word.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
you know when you can and can't use it.
I guess Right Is the biggestthing.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I started saying Farfigno, good, right From that
stupid commercial, the VW, right, right, right, right Right.
So I would ask for Farfigno.
And then people are like yeah,you're right, it sounds stupid,
yeah, but you know, or my, my,my grandma always used to say
(42:17):
Jesus, mary and Joseph.
I'm like oh, okay.
All right, that's definitelyone that's definitely one, but I
understand you shouldn't sweararound little kids and I'm
working on that.
You're probably our hardest.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
But for a kid to say the F word.
It's Well.
I think the thing is that ifit's that big of a problem at
the school, well then, yeah, whyare they saying it that often?
What is it about it?
Right?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Well, I mean now, kids that aren't exposed to it
are going to hear that word.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
And the punishment is not I'm going to ground you for
three days and say you can'tsay the F word for three days.
No, you've got to work on yourlanguage skills, all right.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Here's a different swear right.
Here's another thing.
Okay, so my other sister, bothof my nieces and nephews are all
the same age.
They did this on purpose.
I don't know where they stolethem from, but they did so.
They're all the same age.
So this one tells us oh, at myschool everybody knows what the
middle finger is, so we all dothis now.
Okay, so now they're liketrying to get around the
generation, so parents don'tknow what it means isn't that
your cocaine?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
oh, that isn't.
Is that what that is?
Isn't that your nose pickingfinger?
That is right?
I don't know, but yeah, this islike so the kids never know?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't know, don't know either, I have no idea.
But uh, I think the schools arejust full of stuff because it's
all on the internet and kidsare hey, have you seen?
Uh, two girls, one cup, or whatyou know, whatever they're
looking at now, or Mr Whatever,sure, you know, I don't know.
I mean, it's just kids getexposed to too much stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Oh, that's I mean.
That's definitely somethingthat you know.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Well, how are you going to learn how to treat a
young lady right if you'rewatching porn?
Yeah, like, how are you goingto learn how to take a lady out
or a guy or whatever, if you can, we don't care, like I said,
but how you got to learn how totake somebody out and treat them
properly when you're watchingporn and you know what goes on
there, right, like, oh, is thatwhat we're supposed to do?
no, because porn is all real yes, because porn is all real,
because the pizza guy just comesin and goes right or you know
(44:11):
you can't pay.
You can't pay for your youcan't pay for pizza, you can
tell how old we are because ofthe pizza.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, or you know
, is that a foot-long sub?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
and then some what?
Yeah, like, come on man, whatare we doing here?
Right?
But yeah, I mean young fellas,if you're watching this.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I hope you are smart.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's hard to say everything, mike.
Gay life we don't care, justtreat the other person properly
without causing major issues,that's right.
Having law enforcement andgetting a case against you right
that's right, All right so onceagain 100,000 subscribers.
(44:49):
Keep watching, we're having fun.
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Speaker 2 (44:52):
Bobby D and.
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Mikey D, For you Would Think, Brothers From
Another Mother.
Once again, you can watch us onSpotify, YouTube, Buzzsprout
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We are on that 100%.
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whenever we hire a producer.
We have a chair right there withall kinds of wires attached to
it, but nobody sits there.
But he sits there.
Yeah, we actually have a cutoutof young Jamie from the Joe
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Speaker 2 (45:28):
Thanks, jamie right.
Oh yeah, this elbow thing again.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
I heard elbows up.
I don't know what that is.
I look like a chicken, butregardless, okay.
So once again, we'll see you onthe next episode.
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If we only drop one a week it'sbecause obviously we got very
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Not me because I don't have ajob, but Mike's very busy.
He's working on something big,all right.
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Now it's summer, halifax, novaScotia, everything's good.
I have a bald head.
I don't know if you noticed.
Never noticed, never noticed.
So what do I look like?
Testicle, thanks, I do looklike a testicle.
(00:31):
Now if he shaved his head he'dlook like an old gray testicle.
I would.
I don't care, I grew up throughmy hair.
My balls look like this too,that's true.
Did you ever see thosechocolate balls that are like
rolled in coconut?
Yeah, yeah, that's what theylook like, they look like Right.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And if you're like.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Chef off of South Park.
He had the thing my chocolatesalty balls, all right which was
actually stolen from SaturdayNight Live with Sweaty Balls,
sweaty Balls with the murderer.
You remember?
He killed somebody.
Oh, baldwin Baldwin.
Yeah, he shot somebody.
Oops, I don't know whathappened there.
(01:13):
By the way, his wife's name,alex Baldwin's wife's name?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, it's Hilaria.
Oh, right, it is.
And what's hilarious about itis her accent's fake.
She fakes her accent.
So it's hilarious Really.
Yeah, her accent's 100% bullsht.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, 100% bullsht.
(01:33):
You know who I saw today, justby accident.
Okay, not saw personally, but Iwas at the gym and they have
all the bloody tvs right, so I'mwatching.
Leonardo DiCaprio is at one ofthe tennis grand slams.
Oh yeah, is it wimbledon?
it might be wimbledon, because Idon't think he's allowed back
in the country, yet is he?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
he was hiding from the dd trial, that's right,
right, yeah, so he was there hewasn't looking good, mike, his
face was so big.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, he's in shit, he's on all them lists bro right
allegedly allegedly, and he'sprobably on a lot of the junior
high school lists too.
That's right, because hisgirlfriends have to be 19.
Yeah, pretty much right, butyeah, what I was saying, he does
not look good.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, really he is fat as fuck.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
His face is like that .
If you put a candle in hismouth for Halloween, he'd look
like a jack-o'-lantern yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He looks that stupid he looks ridiculous.
So he obviously is betweenmovies.
Then the next movie comesaround.
You'll see, he'll be slimmedright back down.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
He'll be slimmed down again right Off the alcohol,
whatever he's been doingrecently, that's got to be tough
man when you see.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You, know you and I talked about this before about
Christian Bale- yeah, and hewent from that movie Blowing up
to 220.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, nothing to him.
He would eat like an apple aday, yeah and then just like
that, get ready for the Batmanmovie.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Like ballooned up showed up to the Batman set and
they said you're too big, whichis hilarious.
Which, again?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
point being that's not good for your body to do
that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
No man, it's not good for your body.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now you can speak to this way more than I can.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I mean, that is definitely not good to like be
fluctuating your I had to cutweight for different things and
it's just, it's hard on theliver.
I mean, if you follow thefights ufc recently uh, recently
there's a girl named kaylaharris.
Okay, kayla harris is fuckinghuge, yeah, okay, she walks
around 175 180.
Okay, she picked joe rogan uplike he's a sack of potatoes,
(03:20):
right, joe rogan weighs 200pounds and he's solid, he's made
of wood right.
This girl had to cut down to 135to make her weight.
Yeah, yeah, great.
That's crazy.
During the weight cut, sheactually said I'm gonna retire,
I can't do this.
She was crying I'm gonna retire, I can't.
And then, of course, she wonthe belt.
Now she ain't gonna retirebecause now she's a champion and
I will.
I'll put this on the recordnobody's beaten, beaten her.
(03:42):
She is a three-time Olympiangold medalist.
Judo or whatever she is orwrestling.
I'm sorry, Cale, I don't knowwhich one, one of the two, but
this girl is so good.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So what's the highest weight class, and why doesn't
she fight at a higher weightclass?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think 135 is the highest for women, but I could
be wrong.
It might be 145.
But see, the belt was held at135 for that fight.
So I don't know.
Listen, I don't know everythinghe does, I don't.
But we don't know the weightclasses of the women.
We haven't been following UFCas tight as we used to.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
By the way, in Canada you have to pay for it.
It's a pay-per-view.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's a lot of pay per the view.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But I think you nailed it when you were talking
about the liver.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's the things you're not going to see.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, you're going to fluctuate your weight, but the
damage that you're doing to yourinternal organs is just
ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Kidneys, liver, whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Kidneys too.
We're old, we know Don't messaround with that stuff, man.
Don't mess with your kidneys.
It sucks when you get old.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, kidneys, one of my sisters has nephrotic
syndrome, which means herkidneys stop working.
So she's on the steroids rightnow, right, so you know.
But she put a lot of weight on18 degrees.
You could hang meat Right.
Okay, yeah, because she's sohot and her husband, that's
terrible yeah that does a numberon you right?
Oh yeah, she's been goingthrough this for years.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She almost died once she was in the hospital.
Oh really, she almost passedaway.
I think you've told me thatbefore.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, that's crazy.
My youngest sister slept besideher for three good yeah,
managing it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I guess the best you can right it's like what's the
um?
Selena gomez, whatever, uh,lupus, I think, is what she yeah
, this is.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't know what lupus is, but I'm hearing this
yeah, and so she had to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
She had to take the steroids, and so you know she
blew up.
Well she you know that's whatit does right yeah, and of
course her face gets huge.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You put weight on, you look fat before.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I think she's trying to manage her health and they're
like shredding her online, butit's like you know, she's
looking after herself, man well,that's another thing too.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Do you remember when, uh, who's the?
Who's the bigger white lady,great singer, like sings, like
gospel, level one?
It's a one word name.
That's her.
I'm sorry, like I said, don'tknow everything.
Adele lost a lot of weight.
Everybody went after her.
She's trying to do what's bestfor herself that's right like
this is why you don't see fat85-year-old people, because
(06:04):
they're dead.
Just look around you.
You don't see old people thatare fat.
Most people end up gettingthinner the older you get.
Now my mom has thinned down.
Before my dad passed, hethinned down a little bit.
I used to be a lot bigger.
I wasn't fat, but I was bulkier.
I've thinned down.
I've lost about 15, 20 poundsover the last 10 years of muscle
on purpose, just to be lighter,you know, because it's
(06:25):
healthier, right it's definitelyhealthier.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's not easy to do either, right.
No, it's not easy, it takes youknow like you can speak to this.
I can you train, that's whatyou do, but you have to be so
strict and so regimented, right,in order to do that.
Now, when we lived in NewZealand, one of the things that
you know we loved you know, noteverybody was like thin pencil,
thin or you know whatever, butthey stayed active.
Yeah, that's the difference,and you know, I think I've told
(06:48):
you this before- you could be abigger person to be active Me
and the wife were sitting thereclimbing a mountain.
Like you know, going for atwo-day walk into the mountains,
got the backpacks on andeverything.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And here we are struggling, going.
Oh man, this is the hardest.
75 year old man goes blowing byus like barely you know great
day for a walk.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Hey, young fellas, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
here.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You want me to carry you right, well, but that's,
that's it stay.
You know, you don't need to bepencil thin you don't need to be
.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You don't need to be shredded, but stay active, right
now, if we're talking aboutthat area of the world, the
Samoans in general are freaks.
I just watched a whole littlespiel on this where they were
talking about strength in sports, and this is real.
So, as you know, the rock issomeone, but he's actually from
africville.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
His dad is from africa people don't know that
the rock is his dad's name.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Again, he was a wrestler, uh rocky johnson,
rocky johnson, rocky my via.
Rocky, rocky, my via he is fromafricville, which is 20 minutes
down the road here.
Okay, he is not from whereveryou think he's from, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
If you don't believe us, go look it up.
Go look it up.
The Rock has actually given ashout-out to Halifax, to
Africville.
Correct, he has.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And, by the way, the Rock is the reason me and Mike
are small.
Why?
Because we want to takesteroids, but there's none left
because he's taken them all.
The, the, the leather, theleather.
Well, it looks like leather, itlooks so the the liver came
with his purple skin color.
That's right, it's a wonderfulcolor.
You know, 100% beet juice,that's it right.
(08:12):
Well, he's taking some kind ofjuice, but any beet juice
definitely anyway, back to theSamoans uh, there was an article
uh written with these guys weretalking about.
It was like this Samoan guy cameto first division football in
the US.
Never been in a weight roomright ever.
They throw him under the benchpress.
225, 30 reps, jesus.
(08:34):
225 is ridiculous weight.
That's pounds, by the way in myprime when I was between 25 and
35 years old.
You know know, pushing weightsI could bench press 225.
At the most every day was 13reps.
That's it.
Yeah, and that was a struggle.
I'm not a big dude but I'mshort, so it was kind of easy,
(08:55):
right.
The same guy squat Okay Now, Iwas known for my squats.
Back in the day I've had acatastrophic knee injury,
detached, uh, patella tendon, soI don't really squat much
anymore.
But this is true, I have thereceipts.
I squatted 585 for a doubleright to the floor.
I've done a record four, four,what is it?
(09:15):
405 or four whatever, for 21reps.
In a squat contest I beat a guynamed John Cook who weighed 260
, I was 175.
Suck it, john.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So the point is Hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
John yeah, hope you're doing well, John.
John used to have a gas station.
He used to hire hot girls towork at the gas station.
He wasn't a stupid fella, justnot very strong.
The whitest guy I've ever seen.
You could almost see throughhim.
He looked like Casper.
Anyway, him under the squatrock, he squatted 600 pounds.
(09:48):
He's never lifted a weight aday in his life.
It makes no sense, okay.
So this whole area of the world, whatever's going on down there
, those islands, the cookislands, all these places, all
the samoans and the women arebig too yeah but the men and the
women like their women big,that's what they like what they
like.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, they're just big in general.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Right, they're just big.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Look at the shot put champion from New Zealand there,
Valerie Adams.
Oh, my God she's huge, sostrong so strong, so big Record
forever, yeah, forever.
She related to Stephen Adams.
Yeah, it's a sister.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
There you go.
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I was just setting, yeah, yeah monster if you don't
know who.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Steven adams is one of my favorite players in the
nba and nobody fucks with thisguy.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Strongest man in the nba.
Strongest man in the nba.
Look the videos up, watch him.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Set some screens, they bang around too, and then
the guy goes and they look, ohyeah, okay, man, all good, and
he's the nicest guy too.
That's the other thing, it'sgreat yeah you're lucky, he's
nice, because boy oh boy I love,I love watching the interviews.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's like you know, I lived, lived overseas, lived,
lived in New Zealand for eightyears.
Every time I watch hisinterviews it just brings me
back to living there.
It's that same sense of humor.
I love it, man.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I love the interview with him.
I love his game too.
He knows his role.
He knows his role and he onlystarted playing in university.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Dude yeah, I think he's just a big dude.
Just a big dude.
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I think there's 13.
Is there that many in thefamily?
And he listed them all and hegoes one's in the bush.
I haven't seen him.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I haven't seen him and the lady goes what do you
mean in the bush?
He goes, you know, like in thebush, like we know, he's alive.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
We just don't know where he is.
And she's guy right.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
He'll lead, as we've seen here in Canada.
All you need is somebody therethat can kind of you know.
They've had other playersbefore, but Steven Adams is
probably the most popular.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I want him at the Lakers.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I want him in the Lakers and you know it's like
what we saw here.
I great Canadian players, butVince Carter playing for the
Raptors.
Yeah, vince Carter, canadianbasketball exploded.
Now look at the guy.
You know they had fourCanadians in the finals this
year.
The MVP.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, MVP SGA.
Yeah, Got his money, took careof his boys.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Get them all back and this will be that next stepping
stone, right, we saw it withVince got people in.
You know, steve Nash and Vincegot people really interested?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yes, steve Nash, they keep forgetting about Steve,
and now you've got Shea goingout there.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And now that more people are going to, more
Canadians are going to want tokeep playing right.
It's great Now.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Canadians, we have a Major League Baseball team
called the Toronto.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Blue Jays Right.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Now they're doing very good.
They're in first place, they'reup by two right now.
They have a nine game winningstreak going till the other day
we lost the game, no big deal.
But people don't realize thejays haven't been good for quite
a long time, quite a long time.
This is a good year.
They won uh back-to-back uhworld championships back in the
80s.
But uh, this is different.
So my my nephew, uh cole, bigbaseball fan hell of a baseball
(12:41):
player, mike, I went to watchhim.
I'm shocked at how much heknows, because you know, when
there's plays in the head, Imean I watched baseball.
My whole life, played myselfWatching and I go, okay, you
know, this is what he should doand he did it.
I'm like, okay, like, this kidknows what's up.
So then, I got talking to mysister's husband's side, this
gentleman named peter is thegranddad on that side and I
(13:04):
asked peter.
I said jesus.
I said cole's really good hegoes.
He better be I go.
Why is that he goes?
We've been watching baseballsince he was a knee high to a
grasshopper.
Oh yeah, didn't even speakenglish, english didn't even.
He speaks english and frenchdidn't speak at that point and
he's like just watching.
He says I was explainingeverything to him.
I said he clearly listened.
He goes oh yeah, because heknew what to do.
(13:25):
Other kids on the team didn'tknow.
Right, some kids did, but otherkids didn't know what to do.
Like he knew, when a dell play,step on the bag, throw them,
like what?
Like this kid is unreal.
Now something else I didn'tknow.
They're not allowed to play oneposition, they rotate positions
.
Oh yeah, so he's pitching, he'scatching, he's out in the
outfield and apparently he wantsto be the catcher, he wants to
(13:45):
be the boss, oh yeah okay.
But he's not happy when he's outin the field doing other things
he wants to be the catcher.
But I thought that was a goodthing, because back in our day
we didn't have that.
It's like, yeah, hey, Mike,you're pitching.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, okay, yeah, they're learning these positions
, especially young.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, don't, yeah, don't pigeonhole them into one
thing right off the bat, andhere's the other thing you ready
five coaches.
There's five coaches on thefield the whole time, oh wow
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And they're all volunteers, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah and my brother-in-law, jimmy's one of
the coaches.
He's coaching his son, jimmy'sa great Well, I mean we're at
the top of the division rightTop of the division, and this is
a year that they're definitelygoing to go far.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And we only have the one team now.
So you know, go Jays, kind ofthing, right, that's right.
Now we're going to go from Jays, we're going to go to
basketball.
I know what you want to say, solet's talk about it, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Here.
So, yeah, yeah, he was on mindthe pot.
Uh, yeah, who was it in katie?
Katie right on my head andsteve nash, and this is the one
that's blowing up all over theplace right now.
They're trying to determine didhe take, did he throw shade at
mike with my mj michael?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
okay, now throw shade at him.
What did he?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
say he said, uh, so he was talking about.
You know, when you re-sign acontract, essentially right and
how, in order to stay, I think,engaged in the game you know
you're by yourself for yourselfis that every time you sign a
contract, you know you should bekind of like looking at it as
you're signing a contract withyourself as well, because you're
making a lot of money, manright like well, you don't just
want to take the money, just bethe same, oh you, and so I think
(15:18):
you know, and then maybe it'sin the context of being great as
well.
Right that you, you have toactually make that commitment to
yourself as well.
And so in the context of thatconversation he was talking
about signing that contract withyourself, keeping that love of
the game going, and he made somecomment about he goes now some
guys will go, they win theirMVPs, they win their
(15:39):
championships, and then they gotake time off and they go play
baseball.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, he said that 100.
That's exactly what he said.
Now, word for word, no, butthat's what he said.
Well, the only person I knowthat took time off to go play
baseball was, uh, you know, oh,michael jordan.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Everybody knows, everybody knows, right, and then
and then in that and he goesand he's talking right to lebron
and he says or there's guysthat go 22 years straight, right
, and he said talking about yourcareers and wanting to be great
and everything.
And he said the goal is 20years.
Okay, which is?
Is it, though?
Is it right?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I don't know, I guess maybe that's the new goal right
20 years vince carter vincerobert parish.
Yeah, lebron, lebron, of course.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Uh, kareem, I don't know there's, there's like Kevin
Willis.
I think there are some guys outthere.
Yeah, there are, but top level.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Like you know, nobody's doing what LeBron's
doing.
No, he's the top five in theleague in every category, Still
At 22 years in At 22 years inand 75 years old, yeah.
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, so you know the thing was is that they're
trying to turn it into.
You know he's throwing shade.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I don't think that was what he was trying to do, I
think he was trying to say uh,yeah, but it is northern state,
it is kevin durant, it is kevindurant, so you never know right,
but it's right and and he's on.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He's on a podcast with lebron, and so you know
there's always that debate yeah,it's the greatest.
Yeah, we've talked about thisbefore.
I mean, in my mind it's, it'sJordan, but that's just.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You think LeBron pulled him?
Aside and go you have to sayit's me right, bitch.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
But that's the thing is that KD hasn't said, KD said
Jordan is the GOAT he actuallyhas said it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Dwayne Wade has said it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You know, he's the GOAT.
That's who they grew upwatching.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I get.
It Okay, hang on Hang.
Lebron James is left-handed.
Yeah, I know, russell Westbrookis left-handed.
However, they shootright-handed because their hero
is Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Lebron's even said I wore 23 because of Jordan right.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I thought it was because of his IQ.
He wanted to put it on hisshirt.
No, that's not Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
All right.
So man say what you will.
That man's a billionaire, he'sdoing something right.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Listen, I don't care what his IQ is, it doesn't
matter, it really doesn't.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
The only thing I have trouble with Space Jam.
I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I saw it, the original Space Jam, of course,
but I saw the new one.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm like in that movie with uh, amy schumer, uh,
train, train wreck.
He was good in that.
I like that movie was a trainwreck, but he was funny and he
was good at it.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'll give you that.
He definitely was.
I mean, he's gonna, he's gotsomething, he's got charisma
he's got something he's gotsomething.
Amy schumer got something too,because she went from this to
this.
I don't know what happened.
She got married.
Now she's doing a cooking show,is she?
Oh I don't know.
Yeah, close your.
Stop eating cake.
Right, eat a little bit, alittle bit at a time.
Sure, like we said beforeeverything in moderation,
moderation, moderation right,but so point being back to that
(18:31):
is that you know, was he taking?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
was he throwing shade at it?
I don't think he was.
I think he was trying to saythat, you know, in order to be
one of the greats, when you uhdad, passed, well, got murdered
uh, one, three in a row.
(18:54):
You know, at the time there wassome gambling allegations going
on as well, so you know, maybeit was time to just I needed.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't have a love for allegations, or allegations
step away from the game.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
But he stepped away and wanted to do it said it made
me miss the game and he broughthis love back and he came back
and was like dominant again, foryou know what I mean.
So um point being, I guess, isthat is the goal, 20 years?
If it is, how do you stay greatfor 20 years?
Maybe KD's on to something youknow.
When you sign that check,you've got to make that contract
with yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, we can definitely say LeBron has made
it a point to be who he isforever.
That's another thing that KDsaid.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Maybe it wasn't on this one, but it was on another
one.
The one thing that he neverappreciated about LeBron is his
love for the game.
How is that man, witheverything he's accomplished?
Everything that he's doingstill going at 22, 21, whatever
years he's played.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That goes with anything.
He loves the game.
He is a student of the game.
Listen, we already know he'sbrilliant on the floor.
We know, right, like everybodyhas something brilliant, right,
if you teach a fish or try toteach a fish to climb a tree,
then the fish is going to fail.
Yeah, okay, so there's alwayssomething for everybody, right?
Like everybody got to get intoyour own groove, whatever that
(20:08):
is, you know and here's theother thing, just quickly.
Don't do it for the money,because that'll never work out
for you.
You're not going to want to getout of bed, no matter if you're
making a million dollars a year, if you don't want to get out
of bed and go to work, you'renot going to get out of bed.
Do a job you love and you'llnever have to work a day in your
life.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
And Jay McCollum just recentlysaid the same thing.
He said I'm a good player.
He is, but you know, to begreat you've got to make
sacrifices, and these guys haveall made sacrifices.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
They sure have.
Look at Kobe.
Look at the sacrifices Kobe'smade, the stories you heard of
the Olympic team.
Like all the boys going outdrinking, they're coming back.
Kobe's already in the gym.
It's 4 am.
They days everybody elsestarted showing up in the gym.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm gonna beat him to the gym and then, right, you
know, they show up the next time.
He's still there, still therebefore them, before yeah, so
there you go.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Good old kobe, I was gonna tell you this, tell you
this story.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I was, uh, I was watching some, some shorts or
whatever, and there was a storyabout amon shumpert.
He was on some podcast, okay,and he was talking about uh
first time I think it was thefirst time he played against
kobe and he said you know someshit talking going on.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, it's a Kobe story .
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm playing Kobe.
I'm sitting there and I'mthinking to myself hey, I
stripped the ball from him here,I steal the ball from him there
.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I drive him by the dunk.
I'm feeling pretty good aboutmyself.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I'm going to be able to tell my kids this is what.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I did against Kobe.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You wouldn't be able to tell your kids you stole the
ball.
So he says third quarter a goodgame, kid.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's like wait a minute there's still 12 minutes
left in the game.
What's this man talking about?
You played a good game.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Kobe goes out and destroys him in the fourth
Unreal.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, unreal, that's the way to do it.
That's the way to do it right.
Can you imagine Good game, sonGood game you played.
Well, I mean, you know thisshit talking about Larry Bird.
Oh yeah, I mean best sent out.
Listen, larry Bird.
Way before most people's time,if you're our age.
We know that this white countryboy came into the league with
(22:01):
no muscle and destroyedeverybody.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, the story.
What do you know?
Well, the story about AnthonyMason.
So if you don't know, anthonyMason, go look him up.
Go look him up.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
came into the league, massive guy, big dude, so much
dude but bigger than who's theguy that pretends that Jamba
eats all the food.
Now, zion, big like that.
Big like that, not as athletic,not as athletic, but big dude,
big dude shows up into the game.
Larry Bird says those are somepretty big muscles, not going to
help you tonight, son Nope, andgoes up and torches him right.
(22:32):
Well, you know all that muscletakes a lot of oxygen.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
You burn out really quick and it gets lactic acid.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's a problem, right , it's a problem.
Go look up.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
There's so many videos, so many stories of the
trash talking that Larry did.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
If you've never seen them, go see them.
The all-time greats stuff thanmost of you know Like you know
what I?
Mean, but there was a storyabout MJ going against somebody,
right, and you know for thewhole whatever.
It was pretty much this andthat.
And then the young fellowopened his mouth.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh, this was the KG Kevin Garn.
Uh, isaiah rider.
Oh, that's a different one.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, okay, okay, but okay, hold that one yeah, hold,
no, hold, I remember that one,hold that one, this one was, you
know he was.
And then jordan went, oh, okay,and then in the fourth quarter,
like the guy got like no shots,no points, no nothing, and
jordan went.
You need to keep your mouthshut, right.
The other one, hang on to tothat story.
The other one I liked too waswhen Jordan whatever game it was
Jordan goes just give me theball and get the fuck out of my
(23:37):
way.
I don't need a screen or a pickor whatever.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, yeah, all right, so yours.
Well, that one was the samestory.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Maybe it is the same story.
Isaiah Ryder was holding hisown KG young I don't know if he
was a rookie but he was prettyyoung in the league he was like
you're torturing him, man.
You're like you own thatmotherfucker right.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Like he's got to and, of course, isaiah's like dude
man like chill out.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
This is MJ.
Do you know who you're talking?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
about.
Well, the thing is, you don'twant to poke the bear.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You don't want to poke the bear scores like 30 or
40 points in the second half anddestroys them.
Yeah, I mean, it's just whatare you gonna do?
Yeah, go listen to kg tell mystories.
Like he learned his lessonpretty quick, don't you know?
Don't talk to black jesus,that's right.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
And listen in any sport, don't poke the bear.
That's it.
Jordan remembers anything badanybody ever said about him and
uses it to motivate him in anyway.
Shape or took that shitpersonal.
Took that shit personal, right,so it is what it is now we love
our, our people at espn.
Until recently, recently in theespn, you know we're watching,
(24:44):
we click on something.
We're going to call it clickbait, click bait, call it jail
bait, I don't care what you callit, it's not good, it's not
right.
You click on, I go, that's what, what?
Okay, espn, I get it.
You're losing followers that's.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I think that's what it is right, you're losing
followers.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
We get it, but it's getting to the point where it's
just shitty.
Now you click on it.
That's not even part of thestory or the whole thing is more
.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It's all these debate shows now and it's great good,
you know yeah, debate us, writeus, tell us what you think.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Debate what we say.
We're not.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
We're not claiming to be experts, but these guys
claim to be experts and thenthey go and they put these
stories out all right that theywant you to just you know.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Hey, we need people coming in and that's that's the
name of the game, I guessnowadays everything has to be
this or it doesn't work.
And that's real, it is real, itis real.
We know this.
Listen, okay.
So how do we know what's real?
Well, a little bit of hot takeon this one.
We got some comments, peopledon't like us.
And you know what I like to sayto those people.
Okay, so I don't care who likesme.
(25:40):
That's why I live the way Ilive and I have no anxiety,
because I don't care what otherpeople think.
And young people, you shouldn'teither.
We're not for everybody.
We're not for everybody and noteverybody's for everybody and
not everything's for everybody.
You don't want to watch, usdon't watch.
But here's the thing.
This is how stupid people are.
So all the stupid peoplewatching, listen to me carefully
.
When you write a comment, youmake us money.
(26:01):
So every time you write acomment, our algorithm gets
picked up and it makes us money.
So if you think you're beingsmart writing shitty comments,
you're actually just puttingmoney in our pocket.
So keep doing it.
Numbnuts because it's hilariousand we read them and laugh, and
then I write back and deleteyou.
We don't want those peoplearound us.
(26:21):
We're pretty easy-going fellows.
We have really no concerns.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Listen, this is what we do.
This is us on a regular.
We like to sit around.
We've been doing this for 20years.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
We just decided that Mike's lovely wife 30 almost
dude 30 years.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Sorry, what did I say ?
20.
I don't even know how old I am.
I told you I went to schoolwith Jesus.
All right, Mike was one of thewise men.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That's right.
If you didn't listen, youprobably don't know this.
Do you know why Jesus wasn'tborn in Campbellton, New
Brunswick?
Why is that?
Well, they couldn't find threewise men and a virgin there we
go.
Probably true.
It is true because Mike prettymuch you know, love you.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Campbellton Shout out to Campbellton, that's right.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Shout out to Campbellton and our friend
Hammer.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
The man I met a long time ago.
Remember the story of what youtold me not to do and I did it.
You're like, don't look atHammer's girlfriend.
I'm like, oh her.
And then Hammer got up.
I'm like, oh, hammer, right,the reason he's called Hammer
for a reason, it's not becauseof his weapon.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Right, it's because his hands are like the size of
hammers.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
But anyway nothing happened that night, all good we
had some drinks, gave him somemoney, so but yes, comments.
Like you know, I was havingthis conversation with somebody
just recently Telling about howthey don't like Joe Rogan.
They don't like, you know,certain.
Wait, a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Joe Rogan's our guy, he's your guy, my guy.
I like Joe Rogan, not foreverything, but I like because
he has guests on it that hewants to listen to Sure, not
because somebody else tellss himto, because he wants to do what
he wants to do Sure, he doesn'tgive a shit about it.
He makes $250 million a year.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, yeah, but that's my point, is that
everything is.
You know, whatever you're doing, it's not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I think the comment was Of course it's not.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh, I don't like those podcasts when two guys are
just Sitting around shootingthe shit.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
And I said oh, you.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, it's fine and soshe backtracked, trying to save
face right.
Well, she didn't.
You know, was looking not tooffend and I don't take offense
to it.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, but here's the thing.
We're not offended, you don'thave to like what I like yeah
yeah, that's why we're alldifferent, like I don't know.
Oh, you wanted to do thatpodcast.
That'd be great, yeah andthat's fine.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
There's nothing wrong with it.
Would I listen to it?
Sure I would, because that's mywife.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I think she could do a green thumb thing for the
backyard.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
How well she's done that, I mean yeah well, she's
going to retire soon.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
When she hits retirement, I think that's a
thing.
You go out there, but you haveto get her a selfie stick.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
But she loves doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
That's what she does.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's her actual zen .
That's what she does on hertime off.
She loves being outside.
I look at it as work.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's just the way it is yeah, and put me to work.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That's fine, she does put me to work.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, um, but uh, but you know she loves it.
That's what she does she wantsa giant back here.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
You got a lot of stuff to do early in the morning
and be out there till I have tocall her in some nights.
Hey, that's the way it used tobe when we were kids.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's right, right, just go outside.
Hey, mike, supper.
Okay, everybody goes to supper.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I don't know why I'm so tired, mike yeah, you're
outside all day in the fresh air, you're exhausted, but it's
good for your writing.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Holy smokes, yeah, all right what else you got.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Well, that was it really.
That's all I wanted to talkabout with the comments was that
.
You know, leave your comments.
We're more than happy to lookat them.
Greg's more than happy torespond to them.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Bobby D.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Sorry is more, yeah, Bobby D is more happy to respond
to them but Now I'm going tocome out.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Wait a minute.
Right now You've got to becareful what I say, because,
wording right, I'm going to comeout of the.
No, that's not it.
I do know somebody that shouldcome out of the closet, but that
fucker's locked shut.
Anyway, people used to call meGreg.
The reason I'm using Bobby isan homage to my dad.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
So I use Bobby now to keep my dad's name around,
because you know they always sayyou die twice.
Uh, once when you die, thenonce when everybody who knows
your name dies.
Right, sure, so I'm.
You know, my dad was my friendand I enjoyed my father, so I'm
using bobby as an homage to him,so that's why.
So I'm calling myself coachbobby my dad's name was michael
terry.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, my name is michael.
Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
So we're keeping those names alive.
I'm not welling up, I'mactually choking on my own spit.
So but uh, dude, talking aboutmy dad does make me a little bit
sad, but yeah honestly, peoplestraight up, like I thought I
was going to retire, come homeand I thought you know I'd sit
down with dad and tell all thecrazy ass stories.
Is my dad got some stories fromback in the day?
Uh, yeah, dad was a whatever,but yeah, so, unfortunately, no,
(31:01):
I didn't get that.
So now I'm hearing the storiesfrom my mom.
Yeah, yeah, they're not thesame.
They're not the same dad tellsthe story way better and real
mom's kind of leaving out thatdad probably left out.
She's like I don't remember itthat way.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm like okay no, because I do.
Yeah, yeah, I think I told youwe came.
That was the same reason wemoved home was, you know,
parents getting older and hisnephew's getting older.
But you know, I got to, I gotto get home and spend a few
years with dad before he passedand I had to go golfing with
them, and you know his buddiesand hear some stories and it was
great.
There's a lot, I just wouldn'ttrade that for for anything
right, so it it's, you know it'swhen you get older it's yeah
(31:35):
that's unfortunate, it justhappens.
I mean, you know we keep themalive through stories, through
yeah, and that's.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's where the word Bobby comes from.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh, and by the way, keep looking.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
We still going to have our 100,000 subscriber for
Muscle and Fiction on there,right?
Because that's the fitnesschannel that we do, right?
So back to life in general.
So I did live in malaysia for along time and one of the weird
things in malaysia, mike, washow they decided who was a
lesbian.
Okay, so in malaysia it's amuslim country, but I would call
(32:05):
it more of a liberal muslimcountry, okay, sure, so, in
kuwait and uae and those otherplaces over there in Qatar where
I was working, those places aremore of a conservative Islam
Muslim community.
Okay, and we love our Muslimfriends.
We've got lots of them.
They're great people, but thepeople that make the decisions
(32:26):
on how you decide if you're alesbian in Malaysia.
So let me lay this on you thisis real.
The joke that we make or we talkabout is wouldn't you love to
be at the table with these men?
because you know it was all menright 60 year old men sitting
around a table, and this is whatthey decided on.
Okay.
So they decided this you're alesbian if you hang out with
(32:48):
other women okay.
Number one you're a lesbian ifyou sleep over at other women's
houses Okay.
Three you're a lesbian if youcarry a bag Like a purse.
I guess Okay.
And number four you're alesbian if you go to lunch with
women.
Now, mike, you're probablywondering I am a lesbian and so
(33:12):
are you, because we do all thosethings.
How do you?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
how do you?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
decide that that's what a lesbian is.
I have no idea, man right, yeah, so this is, just like I said,
probably a table of, I'd like tosay, educated people but I
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, I don't, I don't think they're educated
right uh, I'll give yousomething else about.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Over there we have a uh, in malaysia there's a top
level I can't say top level, top100 um gymnast.
Okay, and these same people,I'm pretty sure, complained that
she shouldn't be wearing theunitard because it shows too
much.
I'm like, okay, so what?
Would you want her to wear?
One of of those black abayas,the whole thing?
(33:53):
And then her doing flips andeverything.
This is how stupid these oldmen are right.
That's the uniform.
They wear it for a reason notto show their shit, but because
that's what's comfortable andthat's the easiest way to do
your flips in.
If they could do it naked, theyprobably would, because they
wouldn't be in the way, right?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh, we don't think it's proper, nobody gives a shit
what you think, because theOlympics is who decides who's
wearing what?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Right?
Not you old generic fuddy-duddyasswipes, right, sure?
So, once again.
The funny thing is, though, isnobody knows what the gay term.
So we have the four rules forlesbian, but nobody.
Well, if you didn't know, mikethe prime minister, who is a
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Muslim man, is gay.
Okay, in Malaysia at one point,and they know that because they
have the receipts from the guyshe slept with, but they kind of
let that go.
I mean, that's fine, it's okay,of course, right, but yeah, so,
in Muslim countries, and if youdon't know, they're pretty much
against gay and lesbian.
Okay, and, and if you don'tknow, they're pretty much
against gay and lesbian and theydecided that's how you figure
out who they are.
Now, mike and myself, we don'tcare if you're gay, I don't care
(34:57):
if you're lesbian, I don't careif you're trans, I don't care
if you're black, white, purple,I don't care.
You know what?
I care, mike, if you're a goodperson, if you're a good person.
So that's the problem.
Right now I see, mike, theseyoung people.
I think the parents just gaveup.
Too much stress, too much work,too much money, too much
(35:20):
everything.
And young people nowadays arepretty rude.
They can be.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
It's an interesting one, because when we were
brought up, we were respect yourelders.
Don't talk back to your elders,don't do this.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
But as you get older, older you realize that those
elders don't always knoweverything.
They're not always right so wasthat the right way to be?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
brought up as well.
I don't know you know, what Imean, like we were definitely
taught to show your respect.
But you know, I mean, maybethere's nothing wrong with
challenging authority in thatsense.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Right, there isn't anything wrong, like I mean,
people are wrong, that's justthe way it is.
I mean, look at COVID, a lot ofpeople are wrong.
I didn't see any apologies.
Mike, did you get an apology inthe mail?
No, not me either.
I was locked in my house.
For how long?
For no reason.
Yeah, right, right, with anankle bracelet.
That was a different story.
Yeah, still locked in my house,but uh, you know, I've been
working my way up to that foryears.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, good practice I might have been the only one
who wasn't bothered by covidbeing locked in my giant condo.
Yeah, right, but everybody else?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
is everybody else is.
Like I said to people, I saidI've been practicing this for
years with my bracelet.
Yeah, so yeah, that's right.
But yeah, it is what it isright, so yeah.
I don't know I mean the world'schanged to me, Mike, the young
people, I mean, I got a.
And then when you call theparents, the parents are like
they're your problem, yeah, butthey're not.
They're not Get this one.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
So, and I can tell, I can tell you what parents that
were teachers, that that I waspart of watching that change.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, I bet you were.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Where some of that responsibility?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Because, as you know, Mike's dad was a teacher and
mom sorry.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Sorry both, so that that transition happened, you
know, while we were going toschool, where parents were
expecting the teachers to domore and more and more and take
on more of the almost childraising responsibilities right,
because that's not the job.
It's not, and I think you knowa lot of it probably had to do
with the fact that you had twoparents that were working
full-time jobs.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
You know, trying to make money, trying to make their
money, and you know.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I don't know.
Again, I don't know if it'slike, I don't think it's lazy, I
think it's just trying to.
I guess all of that right.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Okay, so I grew up with parents.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Both parents worked full-time jobs, but even in our
generation that wasn't the case.
There was a lot of people thatwere the man made the money.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, I'll tell you my dad had a good job he did.
Well.
We're not going to say what hedid, it's nobody's business but
my mom stayed home and that wasthe deal.
I'm going to stay home with thekids and there's a lot of us,
right, five, okay.
So she stayed home.
We all well, most of us stayedout of trouble, right.
So it is what it is.
(37:46):
But I just heard this story.
Listen to this.
So my sister was telling me astory, but I didn't realize the
story was about her son's class.
So she's saying oh, they gotthis problem child at the school
.
You know he uses the F word allthe time and this and that and
everything else.
And then you know they had tobring him into the principal and
the principal had to talk tohim.
So the parents come in and talkto the teacher.
(38:08):
Get ready, mike, and everybodywatching and listening if you're
the too, because if I ever seeyou I'll slap you.
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
We don't condone violence.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
We don't condone violence.
I'm talking like a Will Smithslap that doesn't mean anything
to anybody, right?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I would never slap a woman, but it's not the point of
the story.
The point is we're just havingfun about the stupid foolishness
.
So here's the thing you candecide what you want to do.
The parents come in and they go.
Okay, we do realize it says theF word a lot, so we're going to
ground him.
Can't say the F word for threedays.
Tough, that's the punishment.
(38:48):
You ready?
He's seven, the boy's seven,seven years old.
I can't even imagine what goeson in that house, right?
So the mom goes dinner'sfucking ready, right.
Father goes, what'd you fuckingsay Son?
What the fuck Like?
Are you kidding me?
He's seven.
So you can't use the F word forthree days.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Shouldn't, the Shouldn't, the Shouldn't the
parent?
Don't use it for three days,then.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Right Now, people are only afraid of two things.
When you're born, people don'tknow this Heights and loud
noises.
Everything else you learnthroughout your life.
Okay, sure, and I'm definitelyafraid of heights.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'm three foot tall, all right, you're getting
shorter every time.
Every time Tomorrow, I'm justgoing to be shoes and a hat and
cock.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Every time Tomorrow, I'm just going to be shoes and a
hat and cock and cock right.
It's like getting skinnier.
I'm just going to be ribs anddick too, but you know what it
is, I'm not skinny, I look fine.
But, where the hell were we onthat, when you said cock and you
just thought oh the window man.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Well, talking about things you're scared of.
Talking about things you'rescared of.
I don't even take a shower, mypants off, because I look down
and go snake it freaks me outeverybody comes running.
Yeah, um, regardless, yeah,yeah, we were talking about
things you're scared of, talkingabout the f word, all that,
yeah, so he's seven years old.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I can't even imagine saying the f word at seven right
, I, I can't remember that far.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
That's a long time ago for me.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I can can't remember Listen we grew up where mom
would probably shove soap inyour mouth.
Yeah, right, saying the F word,right?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Sure, but I think you know it's again, that's an
adult word, it is Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But here's the thing.
So I'm sitting with my sisterand the kids and everything and
I'm trying to be holy.
Shit, that's crazy.
My sister goes, excuse me.
I went uh, what she goes words.
I went holy she goes.
No, you can't see shit in front.
I said, oh fuck I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I mean, uh, okay, that's the thing they're.
They're gonna be exposed to.
No matter what you try to do athome, they're gonna be exposed
to it.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I'm trying to be nice around my nieces and nephews,
and not swear, I mean every oncein a while, and it drops.
You know I drop it.
I'm working on that.
I mean, here's the thing I'veonly been around adults for most
of my life, right?
I haven't been around littlekids, right?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
And mayors and commons like to swear.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
We fucking do.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
We definitely do.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
But here's the thing you can read articles on.
This proves conviction as longas you're not used to say you're
a fucking idiot.
Sure right.
If you say you know I'm fuckingright, it's real, that's
conviction.
Sure right, that's different.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
But you know, it is what it is as an adult.
When, when a kid uses it, anduses it in the right context,
what do you do?
You can't?
I've found I've caught myselflaughing oh yeah, when a kid has
dropped the f-bomb or you know,you know, said something.
I know, right context, I know,but seven they used it right,
seven, yeah, I know, seven's alittle much, man.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I mean, you're just, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
No, like I said, I think that you're not going to
stop the exposure to it.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I think you just try to teach them that it's, you
know, it's just a word.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
you know when you can and can't use it.
I guess Right Is the biggestthing.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I started saying Farfigno, good, right From that
stupid commercial, the VW, right, right, right, right Right.
So I would ask for Farfigno.
And then people are like yeah,you're right, it sounds stupid,
yeah, but you know, or my, my,my grandma always used to say
(42:17):
Jesus, mary and Joseph.
I'm like oh, okay.
All right, that's definitelyone that's definitely one, but I
understand you shouldn't sweararound little kids and I'm
working on that.
You're probably our hardest.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
But for a kid to say the F word.
It's Well.
I think the thing is that ifit's that big of a problem at
the school, well then, yeah, whyare they saying it that often?
What is it about it?
Right?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Well, I mean now, kids that aren't exposed to it
are going to hear that word.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
And the punishment is not I'm going to ground you for
three days and say you can'tsay the F word for three days.
No, you've got to work on yourlanguage skills, all right.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Here's a different swear right.
Here's another thing.
Okay, so my other sister, bothof my nieces and nephews are all
the same age.
They did this on purpose.
I don't know where they stolethem from, but they did so.
They're all the same age.
So this one tells us oh, at myschool everybody knows what the
middle finger is, so we all dothis now.
Okay, so now they're liketrying to get around the
generation, so parents don'tknow what it means isn't that
your cocaine?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
oh, that isn't.
Is that what that is?
Isn't that your nose pickingfinger?
That is right?
I don't know, but yeah, this islike so the kids never know?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't know, don't know either, I have no idea.
But uh, I think the schools arejust full of stuff because it's
all on the internet and kidsare hey, have you seen?
Uh, two girls, one cup, or whatyou know, whatever they're
looking at now, or Mr Whatever,sure, you know, I don't know.
I mean, it's just kids getexposed to too much stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Oh, that's I mean.
That's definitely somethingthat you know.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Well, how are you going to learn how to treat a
young lady right if you'rewatching porn?
Yeah, like, how are you goingto learn how to take a lady out
or a guy or whatever, if you can, we don't care, like I said,
but how you got to learn how totake somebody out and treat them
properly when you're watchingporn and you know what goes on
there, right, like, oh, is thatwhat we're supposed to do?
no, because porn is all real yes, because porn is all real,
because the pizza guy just comesin and goes right or you know
(44:11):
you can't pay.
You can't pay for your youcan't pay for pizza, you can
tell how old we are because ofthe pizza.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, or you know
, is that a foot-long sub?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
and then some what?
Yeah, like, come on man, whatare we doing here?
Right?
But yeah, I mean young fellas,if you're watching this.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I hope you are smart.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's hard to say everything, mike.
Gay life we don't care, justtreat the other person properly
without causing major issues,that's right.
Having law enforcement andgetting a case against you right
that's right, All right so onceagain 100,000 subscribers.
(44:49):
Keep watching, we're having fun.
This is.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Bobby D and.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Mikey D, For you Would Think, Brothers From
Another Mother.
Once again, you can watch us onSpotify, YouTube, Buzzsprout
and 12 other different ones thatI can't think of, but you can
find them on those when you doit.
We're going to have to find athing and put it up one time,
but anywhere you can get apodcast.
We are on that 100%.
Whoever wants to be ourproducer whenever we hire, you,
(45:21):
whenever we hire a producer.
We have a chair right there withall kinds of wires attached to
it, but nobody sits there.
But he sits there.
Yeah, we actually have a cutoutof young Jamie from the Joe
Rogan show.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Thanks, jamie right.
Oh yeah, this elbow thing again.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
I heard elbows up.
I don't know what that is.
I look like a chicken, butregardless, okay.
So once again, we'll see you onthe next episode.
We try to drop two a week.
If we only drop one a week it'sbecause obviously we got very
busy.
Not me because I don't have ajob, but Mike's very busy.
He's working on something big,all right.
So Bobby D, mikey D you wouldthink Brothers from another
(45:51):
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