July 10, 2025 • 29 mins
Bobby D and Mikey D dive into NBA offseason moves, criticizing Lakers management while questioning if LeBron James will stay with a team that doesn't look like a championship contender.
• Rob Pelinka's roster decisions drawing criticism, particularly around center acquisitions
• LeBron's $52 million contract extension comes with agent Rich Paul emphasizing championship aspirations
• Draft day drama with Bailey Ace showing reluctance about his destination, similar to Eric Lindros in hockey
• Luka Dončić appearing slimmer in international competition but still needing defensive improvement
• Jackson Hayes's underutilization despite his defensive presence and rim protection abilities
• Personal anecdote about how a hockey injury led to an unexpected educational opportunity
• Warning about dangerous wildlife encounters and the importance of respecting nature
• Discussion about dangerous drug trends including fentanyl trafficking
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
think with Bobby D and Mikey D, brothers from
another mother.
So today, as usual, basketball.
Why?
We're huge basketball fans.
So, even though it's notbasketball season, we're still
going to talk about it.
Why?
Because people are fucking upthe rosters.
Yeah, when we say fucking upthe roster, we mostly mean Rob
Palenka and his bullshit.
(00:20):
So I'm gonna start.
We're gonna go to LeBron aminute because we like LeBron,
so we should have him as a guest.
So I'll call him.
See what he says.
Yeah, rich Paul's a buddy ofmine.
So what?
We'll give him a call, but Well, you've got his Jersey, I've
got his jersey.
Yeah, I paid for it.
Bitch you better.
That's real too.
That's real money, not made inChina.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's what they told him when he bought it that if
you buy this, lebron will comeon.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, it said that on the tag.
I'm just saying so regardlesswe we, we, we meaning.
La bought a center.
Yes, right, yeah, okay, but didwe need a center?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
no, cuz we have who's the guy that JJ Redick hates
the most on LA.
Oh well, the guy he sat lastyear was Jackson Hayes.
Jackson Hayes, I like Jackson.
He just resigned, by the way,he just resigned as well.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He did resign, so obviously JJ doesn't hate him
too bad, or LeBron likes him oneof the two.
I don't know what he did to JJfor not to be played, but I like
this guy.
He's.
He can pick and roll, he candunk, he's can.
He's a rim per day.
He's seven feet tall.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I think it was uh, his hair is awesome.
I think from memory it was thatwhen he was on the floor, their
defense was great, but theiroffense was crap.
When he was off the floor,their offense was good, but
their defense was crap.
So JJ had to make a decision wego offense, do we go defense
here?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
right, so well they made a really good decision
because, uh, rudy gobert ate usalive.
Yeah, what did he have?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
like 26, 26 points, 27 rounds.
I never saw anything crazy hejust kept throwing on the ball.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
There's nothing they can do.
Yeah, people are swatting at itand this is just holding it
like this, basically you knowlike it was ridiculous okay, so
now we have a center who's not acenter.
That's fine.
However, we're going back toLeBron Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Mike.
Oh well, we were talking abouthe signed his extension.
But then now Rich Paul has comeout and talked about LeBron
wants to play for a championship, which he's 41.
He's near the end of his career, of course he does right, is he
, though?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He's 41, near the end of his career.
We've been saying that sincehe's 35, right?
Well, I think I told you likeyeah they got him on.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They got him on video talking about how his wife
wants him to retire within thenext year or so.
So okay.
Well, I can understand if mrsjames wants him home to do
gardening now he has one kidthat's in the nba and he's gonna
have another kid that next yearwill be of age to be in the nba
.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, that's right, and I mean, as he go to uni,
we'll'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
We'll see.
Yeah, who the other son?
Yeah, yeah, he's going, he'sgoing to Ohio.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
State.
I think he is going, but let mesee.
Will he stay all three years heshould.
Yeah, well, it'll depend on howhe goes right, Get an education
because your dad doesn't have alot of money to support you,
doesn't, yeah, right?
Oh, my house bitches, you'regone.
Yeah, work for your money.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, what?
I don't know what did brawnysigned a three-year deal or
something like that, didn't helike for guaranteed?
Yeah, but it's nice.
Oh yeah, I mean it's not.
If hey, it's not 52 million forone year, but it's.
It's more money in a year thanMost what you and I make
combined.
It's a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And I do have that porn hustle on the side.
Yeah, but you know that pornhustle on the side, yeah, but
you know that's not going verywell.
A lot of people just don't likethe fat dudes, but you know it
is what it is Right yeah.
But yeah, I mean, I don't care.
Listen, if you're playing theNBA, you're a hell of a player,
yeah, yeah, I don't care if it'sBrawny or whoever else, or
McClung for a cup of coffee.
They're like he can dunk but hecan't play ball.
But we'll bring him back forthe dunk contest because we need
(03:47):
ratings.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
But then he goes to the G League and he's really
good in the G League, but why?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
doesn't anybody pull.
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Are we?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
full of white guys.
We don't need any more slowwhite guys.
The NBA is different.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Look at the way the European players talk about it
too.
The NBA talk about it too.
Right, the NBA is justdifferent.
It's it's the way the game is,is officiated, the way the game
is designed to, like, promoteoffense and um, it's just a
different style of play.
So, guys, that could be okay.
College players all of a suddenhave great NBA careers because
the game is just better suitedto their style of play right.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Can you imagine I never watched it, but I can't
even imagine if Joker like backin the day somebody said that
kid's gonna be awesome watchingJoker as a 14 or 15 year old,
like Durant and all those guysare in grade 8 knowing they're
gonna play in the NBA, and youwatch this big, clumsy white guy
and go, he's gonna be the MVPfor a long time.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't know if people would have thought he's
gonna be the MVP, yeah, but Ithink they see you.
You know, like the guy's gotthese I don't even know what it
is, his IQ?
He sees the game.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
He sees the game better than anybody he really
does, I mean well, not betterthan our boy Steve Nash, or the
all-time assist leader ever inthe history of basketball, john
Stockton.
John Stockton, another whiteboy, not Canadian, but we'll let
it slide.
He acts Canadian.
That means he's polite, is hethough?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Probably not, probably not, probably, not
right, but I mean yeah, Okay soback to LeBron, right Back to.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
LeBron.
Lebron, take a little bit moremoney, can we?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well, here's the thing right 52 million.
He wants to play for achampionship.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Right, okay.
Is LA a championship team?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, they're not, they're not I mean, him and Luka
are great, but you got all yourmoney wrapped up in two max
players, and now you've justgiven Aiton another $9 million a
year $10 million a year,Whatever, it is a year, and he
better be worth it.
And so now this is.
You know, this is LeBron'steams.
(05:45):
For how long now?
It's a couple of max playershand, you know handicap the team
as far as what they can spend.
Yeah, go out and try and find abunch of mid-level to low level
like role players, and then, ifthat doesn't work, at mid, at
the you know, midway through theseason they'll reset the roster
trade a bunch of players andgive it a go again, give it a go
again.
Yeah, you know, give yourselfthree months to try and put
(06:06):
together a team.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yep, well, here's the other thing too.
I mean, luke and LeBronprobably only played what 20, 25
games together, maybe.
Yeah, you know he was hurt,then he got hurt, then you know
right, and as we call he's notgoing to like that, but I'm
going to trademark that thewhite pylon.
I'm going to make t-shirts.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
He looked.
I just saw him.
I think it must be whateverEuro basketball, championships
or not Euro basketball, butwhatever it is that's going on
right now.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, is it Okay?
I saw.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Slovenia play.
I think it was France the otherday and I saw the highlights.
He is looking slimmer.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, stop sticking cheeseburgers in your face, wow
man, 25 years old, whatever heis 26 years old, 24 years old.
You got that much money and youknow it doesn't matter.
He might not have been in thebest shape, but that boy was
still unstoppable.
And I don't think he getshimself in shape, Is it going to
make a difference?
On the defense?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I mean the defense is not something that everybody
can do, it's not.
But I mean, do something, dosomething.
Give them a Will Smith, that'sright.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Give them the Will Smith.
Well, so the way that rostersyou know set up now they're,
they're not a championship.
No, they're not, and so ifthey're not, what does that mean
?
Lebron says he wants to playfor a contender, and I see all
the talking heads saying that.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I saw they need to trade him.
I saw New York.
Who are they trading him to?
Who are they going to trade himto New York?
Who are they going to trade himfor?
Spike Lee?
But what are they giving up?
Right?
Yeah, you're giving up back.
Well, no, no, let's tradestraight up Cooper, flagg and
LeBron.
It seems like a good deal.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
They're pretty much the same age.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's right.
Listen, I'm going to go back.
It's blowing up on the internetwhat we said.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Mavs are better by trading.
I think so.
It's unbelievable If they'rehealthy.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's unbelievable.
Anthony Streetclose Davis, Ididn't call him Antonio today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You didn't call him Antonio today.
That's how much I hate him.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't hate him, he's actually a really good
player.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He's just made a glass he gets hurt too easy.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Anthony Street Closed Davis.
I can't take that I can'tremember who said it.
It might have been an asshole.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Was it Barkley?
I think it was Barkley whenthey say asshole that's.
A.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Smith, yeah, yeah, watched a video of those two
idiots, barkley and Shaq, havinga bench press contest.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But they put fake weights on Barkley.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It didn't tell Shaq and Shaq's all pissed off.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
He's like what's going on?
Come on, boy, it was prettyfunny.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Speaking of Shaq, did you see this?
He's about to get a star in theHollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, okay, here's something you don't know.
I don't even know if my goodbuddy, mike, knows this In order
to get a star on the HollywoodWalk of Fame, you have to pay
for it yourself, do you?
Yep?
Oh, I didn't know that.
That's real, that's 100% real.
I'm not making that shit up.
So anybody who's like oh, I'mso blessed, hang on.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You had to pay for that, okay well, you got to pay
for it, but it still must haveto go through some sort of
approval process.
I'm assuming, or they're justlike you have the 10 grand.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
there you go, yep.
So Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Shaquille O'Neal Is there roomfor his hands.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Mike, On that thing.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They have to do maybe two squares, two squares and
maybe put his penis in thecenter.
You know the penis being KevinHart, of course.
But, yeah, but yeah.
So Hollywood, what are theycalled the Walk of Fame?
I think it's the Walk of Fame,yeah it's pretty much the Walk
of Shame Now if you went to theDiddy parties because everybody
oh look, he was there EllenDeGeneres, degenerate, or
whatever her name is, oprahWinfrey, the whole nine yards.
(09:38):
Right, we'll give Port Porschede Rossi a pass.
She gets a, she gets the ghettopass on this one.
I don't think she did anythingthat Ellen degenerate did.
So you know, yeah, right, yeahwe heard she was a horrible
person, but the guy stands.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Reason when that stuff came out stands.
That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We'll let it go.
Yeah, you know, we'll see whathappens.
All right, so this new kid wentto the combine.
Oh yeah, name is Bailey Ace notace fairly.
That's a kiss reference.
We like kiss for our fans.
Gene Simmons screwed how manygirls?
My wife, both my sisters, it'sjust the problem.
Thanks, gene, yeah, right, yeah, but anyway, yeah, so ace
(10:18):
barely.
So what do we know?
Well, we know he went to thecombine.
He looked pretty good.
I don't know much about him.
I saw you, you know he playedfor Rutgers.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I knew that he played for Rutgers.
It was predicted to go prettyhigh in the draft.
Definitely pretty into thecombine, but then never went to
any pre draft workouts.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, so let me pipe in.
So didn't go to any pre-draftworkouts.
So what does that mean?
Well, usually when you go tothe combine, you go and you'll
try out.
For a couple of teams, coatsare taking a look, I think the
combine is you.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
just you get run through a bunch of drills.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Do the drills, do your vertical and all the other
things right, yeah, he's decent.
So people are talking.
We have our own analogy of thisand I'm going to let Mike talk
on this one, because he broughtit up first.
I'm not going to step on histoes.
So what do you think, mike?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well, I think it's like I said what you're reading,
is that his agents, I think, orhis reps, whatever we're saying
telling teams that we'relooking at drafting him high?
Don't draft him because hewon't report.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So the only way.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
The reason I know this story is I moment he got
drafted he didn't look overlyhappy about it at the actual
draft and, as we know, hard tofake that it is hard to fake,
hard to fake oh, I'm so happy.
Yeah, see, the same thing Ithink we were talking about the
kid I don't know the kid's name,sorry went to the raptors yeah,
I don't know his name either,but it was his girlfriend or his
mom, his girlfriend was therelet's go.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The two of them are like and you're trapping the
charlotte.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Have a team, I think she's a basketball player and I
think she plays like in SouthCarolina or something, so that
is a you know, a bit ofdifference.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, she doesn't want to get paid in Monopoly
money.
It's further to go to the WestCoast team, right, you know,
than it is to go to Toronto fromSouth Carolina, but Nobody
would come here, same as theBlue Jays, that's right.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right, so yeah, so you can't fake.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, right, right.
So we're saying he didn't lookhappy, didn't look happy, he
probably didn't want to go.
So the story was is he going toreport?
Now he reported.
I think he played last night,yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Had a bit of a shaky start, I think.
Well, of course.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I, and this story blew up.
Everybody questioning.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They're already shitting on this kid.
What are you doing?
You're going to the NBA.
Be happy.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He had a plan he wanted to go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
He wanted to go somewhere and that wasn't it.
We don't know where he wantedto go, but I'm sure that'll come
out.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Maybe LA, as a Canadian, it reminds me of
Lindros back in the day Gettingdrafted, and where was it he
didn't want to go to.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay, I'll hit this one for you Now I can tell you a
whole bunch of stories aboutEric Lindros.
So, first and foremost, when hegot drafted, he didn't want to
play for the Quebec Nordique.
Oh right, he didn't want to putthe hat on.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He didn't want to put the jersey on to Canada.
The Quebec Nordiques were myteam.
Listen, joe.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sackick and the.
These were good players, right.
And then they went to anotherColorado Colorado something,
avalanche.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Whatever the hell they are, they're old enough to
remember Guy Lafleur playing.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Guy Lafleur the flower would come off and smoke
cigarettes on the bench.
He was a chain smoker thatcould out-skate.
Anybody Didn't wear a helmetDidn't wear a helmet.
Brad Marsh also didn't wear ahelmet and skated on his ankles
and played for Toronto, butanyway, Alright.
So Eric Lindros.
So Eric Lindros did not want toplay for the Quebec Nordique
right, Tabernake C.
(13:31):
Alright, so same thing.
Maybe this kid didn't want toplay Right.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now we know what happened to Eric Lindros.
Eric Lindros now likes to eatsoup because he's had a few too
many concussions.
Him and his brother brent uh,both concussion prone.
Uh, quick story uh, my buddy,marcello fabrizi.
Uh, you probably met marcello, Iremember giant years ago giant
italian man I used to train withat the gym.
Strong, just stupid ridiculousstrong, just natural strength
(13:59):
from pasta.
All right, he played againsteric lindros, uh, in the uh,
major junior league under okay,now here's the story.
This is real.
So, uh, marcello was theleading scorer for the
pre-season one year.
So basically, what they do islike, okay, you need to beat him
right.
So, before the pucks evendropped the center ice
(14:21):
marcello's getting smashed inthe face, not by Eric Lindros,
but I'm just saying so that'swhat they do to you.
You rough the guy up.
He's the leading scorer.
You rough him up In a game.
Eric Lindros ran over ourfriend Marcello like a truck.
I was going to say Lindros wasa big boy, but here's the thing.
So was Marcello, right, right?
So, yeah, he basically ran overhim and Marcello's like I don't
(14:43):
know what, hit me, coach, wheream I?
Like snot bubbles the wholenine yards.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
All right.
So Lindros big dude, didn'tplay in the league long.
We always thought he was on theMexican supplements.
Sure was very if you don't knowwhat mexican supplements are.
It's the same thing.
Joe rogan, liver king okay, allright.
So not knocking joe rogan.
Hell of a guy, big hog on him.
What I hear now, just therumors.
I don't know for sure, haven't.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Haven't had a sauna with me yet, mike, okay there we
go if I have a sauna with, andI'll let you know if he has a
tattoo on his dick.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It probably says something about austin texas.
I'm sure all right, Okay.
So Eric Lindros, Now Marcello.
Here's what happened.
So he played a little bit ofMajor Junior.
Then in a game got beat up.
Really bad, Slid in, hit hishead on the board, swallowed his
tongue, Geez On the ice, Almostdied.
They saved his life Regardless.
So now he comes back to Halifax, right.
(15:39):
He comes back to Halifax right,16.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Okay, sure Got to go to high school.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
All right, so he's going to go play for.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Amherst, Were you known from high school?
No, this is not real.
This is this is.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
this is before what happened.
So he's going to go play forAmherst Rambers when he comes
back.
Now Amherst Rambers are ajunior A team it's pretty good.
So he has to go to Amherst HighSchool.
But when you play major junior,you don't really go to high
school.
So he didn't really go to highschool.
So, anyway, the whole thing waswhen he was going to high school
.
He got hurt, couldn't playanymore.
So now he can't play, he's hurt.
(16:09):
He's working at Costco drivinga forklift.
This is a true story.
One day he's driving theforklift and the hockey coach of
SMU comes up and goes hey, man,aren't you Marcello Fabrizi?
You're going to be like an NHLplayer.
And he goes yeah, and he goeswho are you playing for?
He's like I'm not playing foranybody.
He goes this is my job.
(16:31):
The Costco Summer League team.
Costco Summer League right, hegoes this is my job and he goes
what he goes.
Yeah, he says what you want togo to university, he goes.
Well, I never graduated highschool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Ah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
So then the coach says what high school did you go
to?
He goes Amherst High.
He goes why don't you come downto my office on Monday or
Tuesday and talk to me?
Marcello's like okay man.
So he goes down, sits down.
Coach of SMU.
Slides a transcript across thetable Grade 12, 80% in
(17:01):
everything.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Right, Sure.
And he goes, so you want toplay here?
My child's like sure, yeah.
So anyway, ends up playing forSMU First three years.
Gets his letter yeah Right,Changes life.
Got an education.
Now he works in the SO businessoil up in Calgary Okay,
Somewhere up there with hislovely wife and their young son
(17:24):
Crazy story Figured.
He'd never play again.
Ended up going to university.
Got a great education, playedhockey for three years, got the
letter, then moved out west andmade a lot of money.
Good for him.
Good things come out of badthings.
We always look at the positiveon this end, but it is what it
is, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's the moral of the story.
Get run over by Eric Lindros.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, moral of the story Get run over by a Mexican,
supplemented up juice monkeyand at the end of the day,
everything goes well for theItalian fella, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, italian job, but not the job we were looking
for, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
All right.
So what else you got, mike,today?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't know.
I think you're talking.
You know, if you're talking,mexican supplements, uh-oh, you
were telling me about thefentanyl bust out in Missouri.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I don't know what's going on in Canada, but the
fentanyl if you don't know whatfentanyl is, fentanyl can kill
you, like the the size of like apinhead kind of thing.
A little bit amount it can killyou.
People put in cocaine andecstasy and all that kind of
stuff.
We don't, we don't do any ofthat, okay, so we don't have to
worry about that.
I have allergies, rightallergies, okay.
So, regardless, if I didcocaine, I'd be cleaning this
(18:36):
host and I look this will likethis, okay, that's not our thing
over here, right I?
don't even drink alcohol, sothis wheel like this Okay,
that's not our thing over here,right?
I don't even drink alcohol, sofentanyl.
Now people go Surrey BC.
Surrey BC is not a small city,so it is second largest to
Vancouver in population in BC in.
BC.
So this isn't like a Hickvillelittle you know establishment,
(18:59):
like two guys in a pizza place.
This is a giant ass.
Fentanyl lab, one of thebiggest busts in the history,
crazy Of the world.
Fentanyl, and where's fentanylcoming from?
Well, everybody says China,okay, right.
And they're saying it's comingthrough Canada and we're sliding
it down to the US Allegedly.
I don't know this for sure.
Yeah, right.
(19:22):
And we've never been caught.
I mean, we don't know who'sdoing it, right, but at the same
time it's coming.
So drugs?
Listen, young people, listen tome carefully.
Michael tested this.
When you're of age, what's theage for legals?
191919.
I don't even agree with thatbecause of my background in the
exercise science.
24 is when your brain stopsgrowing.
(19:45):
Okay, you should only takedrugs after you're 24.
I'm not saying you should takedrugs, never mind Sure.
But I'm saying, if you aregoing to take mind-altering
drugs marijuana, derivativemarijuana, hashish, dmt,
ayahuasca what else we got inmind?
(20:06):
Edibles, yep, okay, there'sstill yeah, thc Yep.
All these things Going to changeyour mind.
You're going to see gibbous.
And why do I say gibbous?
Because it's probably not realJesus, it's gibbous.
And where does that come fromthe Simpsons?
Of course, but, and where doesthat come from the Simpsons?
Of course?
But have we done any of thosedrugs?
Allegedly, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, Back in the day, when wewere young men, like in our 50s,
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we probably tried.
Are we allowed to talk aboutthis, jamie?
Cut that out, all right, wecan't afford Jamie.
We can't afford Jamie.
We need a producer.
If you're looking for a job andyou want to get paid in meth,
what In money?
My word's no good.
I have my English no good.
(20:50):
Esl Right Sure, yeah, I grew upESL.
English is a stupid language.
I think that's right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
We're looking for a producer.
We cannot afford young.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Jamie, jamie, if joe rogan fires you call us up.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That's right.
He's a sound engineer.
He's one of the best in theworld.
The second best that I know isprobably red band off kill tony.
So red band tony fires you, youknow, oh, by the way, uh, uh,
kill tony's coming to thegarrison grounds in august.
The kill tony show with burtkreischer and a whole bunch of
comedians.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, it's a big deal .
Yeah, I saw that Matt Reif'scoming.
He is funny as hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
He is funny as hell.
I might have to go down thereand try to get some content and
show Bert Kreischer who we are.
Okay, because hey listen, wegot something coming Remember.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's coming tomorrow.
Fedex is delivering between 830and 1230.
Right, and I guess nextSaturday we'll film that.
Yeah right, so yeah, so fromthen on, right here, baby gonna
be right here.
Now you're wondering what'sthat gonna be.
Well, it's not going to be myblow up tall, that's what you're
thinking.
Or the boinking pig?
Yeah, I know you're hoping forthe boinking pig.
(21:56):
I appreciate that for mybirthday.
By the way, it's been used alot.
You know what I learned?
Can't put the boinking pig inthe dishwasher, mike, I bet.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's no longer a boinking pig.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's now like a shriveled up piece of pork loin.
Oh yeah, so there's not much Ican do with it.
No, but the blow up toy yougave me I really appreciate.
Retired, I'm bored.
All right, okay, what else yougot?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Mike, what else did you want to talk about today?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, it's a nice sunny day out.
Hey, listen, let's quickly.
Mike and his lovely wife havehens in the back.
I was going to say chickens.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, hens, but they are chickens.
They have laying hens, they lay.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Fabergé eggs Wouldn't that be great Fabergé?
They lay eggs and the eggs areextremely good, very healthy for
you.
However, we have a small problemwith Mike's backyard, because
in the backyard, mike, you havea giant ass, bobcat, bobcat yeah
, okay now if you're in a lotyeah now, if you watch uh,
(23:08):
muscle and fiction I've showedthis before on our uh, uh quick
reel to show you all the animalsthat have walked through Mike's
front and backyard we got bear,we got deer, we got rabbits, we
got raccoons, porcupines,coyotes and then this bobcat.
So this bobcat is coming forfree lunch.
Pretty much, yeah.
Now, I'm not a math genius, butwe had three chickens.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It was four when we started, sorry, four chickens.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And then one chicken.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
One the bobcat got.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
One the bobcat got.
He was free range and that waslunch.
And then another one passedaway from exhaustion, of giving
up too many eggs.
And now there's two left.
Two left, but the problem is,the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No, the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It's coming out middle of the day right now
which is, I figure it's a— andhe's not afraid, not afraid the
coming out in the middle of theday is interesting because you
wouldn't think it would becoming out in the middle of the
day.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So the only thing I can figure is I don't think it's
starving, I don't think it'shurting for food.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh no, he's not small , so the other thing is that he
could be a sheep.
And it could be that he'strying to actually find some
food for some babies Right.
We don't know for sure, but wedo know that when Mike runs at
it it just goes what bitch?
It just kind of looks at them.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Well, it acts like a cat.
It takes a few steps.
Takes a few steps, looks overits shoulder and says oh, you
want to play, come chase me.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well, yeah, the worst part is it's a beautiful animal
.
It is beautiful.
It is just a beautiful animaland you're like go away but come
here, but go away, yeah, whenit got the first one.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
We first got the hens .
And we didn that firsthand Justcome out of nowhere.
My wife was not mad.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
She said what can you do?
The animal saw a free meal andit went for it.
You can't be mad at the animal.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
We don't want it to happen again.
So now they don't free rangeanymore.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No more free range.
They're in their run.
We have a little portable runthat we move them around the
yard in.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
We've got to get an enclosure built around the coop
so we can just let them out andnot worry about it as much.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So I mean, and we're not even far from the city, man.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, it's baffling to me.
Like when you showed me thatpicture of the black bear, I
just went oh my God, yeah, likewhat the Listen?
And you know I watch thesevideos, everybody watches these
videos.
You see Yosemite Park or one ofthese parks, and the people are
like from here to your chairsand they're like hey, bear, I'm
like these, they will eat you.
Like it's not yogi and friends,yeah, they're not looking for
(25:27):
picnic basket, it's not smoky tobear stamping on forest fires.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
These will eat you when we lived out right.
I remember when we lived outwest.
We lived in edmonton and we'dgo out to jasper on a regular
and I don't know how many timesyou'd go out and you would stop
and see that You'd see peopleparked along.
And so it was great.
It's like what do they see?
We want to stop and have a lookat what they see too, you stop
and there's a mama bear with hercubs.
Great, take a picture from mycar.
Nope, people are getting outwalking right down to where the
(25:51):
cubs are.
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And it's just I remember saying, I think yeah.
Right yeah, the worst one I sawwas this Chinese couple
fighting she gets out of the car, lion right, he gets out of the
car to save her and then endedup losing two of them.
Jeez, stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That is stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And it says stay in your car.
Stay in your car, like, theseare animals that eat you, right
it's?
It's a giant, okay, pitchylittle house cat.
And now it's 1,100 pounds.
Yeah, what are you going to do,bad kitty?
Yeah, he's going to run awaywith you.
Yeah, take out your littleshaky toy yeah.
(26:32):
So my point is I can't believethe stupidity of these tourists.
Yeah, and the other one too.
The bison People have no ideahow big those are.
We saw the same thing and theother one too.
The bison People have no ideahow big those are.
We saw the same thing.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We see those running at people At Wood Buffalo
National Park.
When we were out walking aroundthe area, there you go.
We kind of came around a cornerand there was a herd of them.
It was like oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, now what?
Yeah, we caught a knife.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Cut out that name, puck.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
And yeah, we backtrack pretty quick man.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, man, like the stupidity, they're huge.
They're huge, they've nevercome across.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
They're huge.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And once again they are wild.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
They are wild.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Aminals, animals, aminals, aminals.
All right, yep, go find a feralcat and see what happens?
You try to pick that little catup, right, same idea.
Watch what they'll do to it.
Yeah, watch what they'll do.
(27:27):
Exactly, it is absolutelyshredded, right.
Well, I mean, if you want to go.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Stupidity at its finest.
We can talk about everybody'sgood friend, steve irwin the
crocodile hunter, right.
Well, I mean I don't know if heI mean that's that was just
unlucky.
What happened to him, that guy,you know?
At least that guy knew what hewas doing around.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh yeah, I don't mean that.
I mean like people think thatthey're crying listen if you
don't know how to handle animals, don't do it right, yeah, he
gets stabbed through the heartby a stingray barb, what's the
chance of?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
that exactly right like crazy.
But yeah, I mean accident.
You know, I love steve erwin.
Oh, I love steve erwin watchingthe croc.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I still I've watched his show now with uh mindy in
the game yeah, yeah yeah, andhis wife's still doing it, right
, but I mean that time he'shanging his little baby in front
of the crocodile yeah, probablynot the best I know his kids
are, isn't she?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
she's mid-20s now.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh, they're all doing .
They're all doing the show.
It's a whole show.
Still down there still talkabout the dad still run the zoo
as a family, I think yeah, yeah,they made fun of his shorts and
the mom's like I like the wayhe rocked those short shorts
well, of course you did.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You married him.
He's.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
An awesome dude, but yeah I I mean you know you can't
just go walking through theforest.
You know he used to dive offthat.
Yeah, you come up with lock thesnake.
They hold it up.
It's venomous.
Look he's mad.
Well, he's fucking mad, cuzyou're holding up.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
When we, when we were over there, we went to the
Australia Zoo when we were howdid you get to go see it?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I never did get to see it.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I can't remember her name, so the mom's name, but
anyway, she was out doing thedoing the actual show, feeding
the oh okay, with the, yeah, thedead chickens and shit, yeah,
well, whatever, it was like themeat, just dangling the meat
over and the croc comes right upout of the water and grabs it
and I'm pretty sure at the time,like the bendy and the, the,
whatever the kid's name is theboy I don't know the fellow's
(28:54):
name.
Yeah, he's.
Uh, uh, they were, they werethere.
They were just little kids atthe time.
This was quite a few years agonow, but yeah, that was pretty
cool to see.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like I said, they're doing the show now.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
This was after he'd passed, he was out there still
running the show right.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Well, they have a big compound and everything.
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's a huge zoo, huge , yeah, remember, I told the
story about being by the camel.
That was at the Australia Zoo.
Yeah, that's the beautifulcamel that I'm allergic to.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
That's just baffling.
So, I guess that camel hairsuit I bought just sitting in
the closet.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Just going to have to sit in the closet yeah, and the
testicle hat as well.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's it, camel testicles.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Good old camels.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
All right, everybody.
So that's it for today.
Another episode in the banks.
So this is Bobby D and Mikey.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
D.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Brothers from another mother.
Uh, you would think, and, asyou know, nobody does think.
That's why we're doing thisshit.
We're doing it.
So, once again, see us on apple, spotify and the muslim fiction
youtube for now, and there'sother places too.
I can't think of them, probablybecause I just can't think of
them.
Yeah, but it is what it ispeace everybody.
And thumbs up, thumbs up.
think with Bobby D and Mikey D, brothers from
another mother.
So today, as usual, basketball.
Why?
We're huge basketball fans.
So, even though it's notbasketball season, we're still
going to talk about it.
Why?
Because people are fucking upthe rosters.
Yeah, when we say fucking upthe roster, we mostly mean Rob
Palenka and his bullshit.
(00:20):
So I'm gonna start.
We're gonna go to LeBron aminute because we like LeBron,
so we should have him as a guest.
So I'll call him.
See what he says.
Yeah, rich Paul's a buddy ofmine.
So what?
We'll give him a call, but Well, you've got his Jersey, I've
got his jersey.
Yeah, I paid for it.
Bitch you better.
That's real too.
That's real money, not made inChina.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's what they told him when he bought it that if
you buy this, lebron will comeon.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, it said that on the tag.
I'm just saying so regardlesswe we, we, we meaning.
La bought a center.
Yes, right, yeah, okay, but didwe need a center?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
no, cuz we have who's the guy that JJ Redick hates
the most on LA.
Oh well, the guy he sat lastyear was Jackson Hayes.
Jackson Hayes, I like Jackson.
He just resigned, by the way,he just resigned as well.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He did resign, so obviously JJ doesn't hate him
too bad, or LeBron likes him oneof the two.
I don't know what he did to JJfor not to be played, but I like
this guy.
He's.
He can pick and roll, he candunk, he's can.
He's a rim per day.
He's seven feet tall.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I think it was uh, his hair is awesome.
I think from memory it was thatwhen he was on the floor, their
defense was great, but theiroffense was crap.
When he was off the floor,their offense was good, but
their defense was crap.
So JJ had to make a decision wego offense, do we go defense
here?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
right, so well they made a really good decision
because, uh, rudy gobert ate usalive.
Yeah, what did he have?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
like 26, 26 points, 27 rounds.
I never saw anything crazy hejust kept throwing on the ball.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
There's nothing they can do.
Yeah, people are swatting at itand this is just holding it
like this, basically you knowlike it was ridiculous okay, so
now we have a center who's not acenter.
That's fine.
However, we're going back toLeBron Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Mike.
Oh well, we were talking abouthe signed his extension.
But then now Rich Paul has comeout and talked about LeBron
wants to play for a championship, which he's 41.
He's near the end of his career, of course he does right, is he
, though?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He's 41, near the end of his career.
We've been saying that sincehe's 35, right?
Well, I think I told you likeyeah they got him on.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
They got him on video talking about how his wife
wants him to retire within thenext year or so.
So okay.
Well, I can understand if mrsjames wants him home to do
gardening now he has one kidthat's in the nba and he's gonna
have another kid that next yearwill be of age to be in the nba
.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, that's right, and I mean, as he go to uni,
we'll'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
We'll see.
Yeah, who the other son?
Yeah, yeah, he's going, he'sgoing to Ohio.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
State.
I think he is going, but let mesee.
Will he stay all three years heshould.
Yeah, well, it'll depend on howhe goes right, Get an education
because your dad doesn't have alot of money to support you,
doesn't, yeah, right?
Oh, my house bitches, you'regone.
Yeah, work for your money.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, what?
I don't know what did brawnysigned a three-year deal or
something like that, didn't helike for guaranteed?
Yeah, but it's nice.
Oh yeah, I mean it's not.
If hey, it's not 52 million forone year, but it's.
It's more money in a year thanMost what you and I make
combined.
It's a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And I do have that porn hustle on the side.
Yeah, but you know that pornhustle on the side, yeah, but
you know that's not going verywell.
A lot of people just don't likethe fat dudes, but you know it
is what it is Right yeah.
But yeah, I mean, I don't care.
Listen, if you're playing theNBA, you're a hell of a player,
yeah, yeah, I don't care if it'sBrawny or whoever else, or
McClung for a cup of coffee.
They're like he can dunk but hecan't play ball.
But we'll bring him back forthe dunk contest because we need
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ratings.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
But then he goes to the G League and he's really
good in the G League, but why?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
doesn't anybody pull.
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Are we?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
full of white guys.
We don't need any more slowwhite guys.
The NBA is different.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Look at the way the European players talk about it
too.
The NBA talk about it too.
Right, the NBA is justdifferent.
It's it's the way the game is,is officiated, the way the game
is designed to, like, promoteoffense and um, it's just a
different style of play.
So, guys, that could be okay.
College players all of a suddenhave great NBA careers because
the game is just better suitedto their style of play right.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Can you imagine I never watched it, but I can't
even imagine if Joker like backin the day somebody said that
kid's gonna be awesome watchingJoker as a 14 or 15 year old,
like Durant and all those guysare in grade 8 knowing they're
gonna play in the NBA, and youwatch this big, clumsy white guy
and go, he's gonna be the MVPfor a long time.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't know if people would have thought he's
gonna be the MVP, yeah, but Ithink they see you.
You know, like the guy's gotthese I don't even know what it
is, his IQ?
He sees the game.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
He sees the game better than anybody he really
does, I mean well, not betterthan our boy Steve Nash, or the
all-time assist leader ever inthe history of basketball, john
Stockton.
John Stockton, another whiteboy, not Canadian, but we'll let
it slide.
He acts Canadian.
That means he's polite, is hethough?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Probably not, probably not, probably, not
right, but I mean yeah, Okay soback to LeBron, right Back to.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
LeBron.
Lebron, take a little bit moremoney, can we?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well, here's the thing right 52 million.
He wants to play for achampionship.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Right, okay.
Is LA a championship team?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, they're not, they're not I mean, him and Luka
are great, but you got all yourmoney wrapped up in two max
players, and now you've justgiven Aiton another $9 million a
year $10 million a year,Whatever, it is a year, and he
better be worth it.
And so now this is.
You know, this is LeBron'steams.
(05:45):
For how long now?
It's a couple of max playershand, you know handicap the team
as far as what they can spend.
Yeah, go out and try and find abunch of mid-level to low level
like role players, and then, ifthat doesn't work, at mid, at
the you know, midway through theseason they'll reset the roster
trade a bunch of players andgive it a go again, give it a go
again.
Yeah, you know, give yourselfthree months to try and put
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together a team.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yep, well, here's the other thing too.
I mean, luke and LeBronprobably only played what 20, 25
games together, maybe.
Yeah, you know he was hurt,then he got hurt, then you know
right, and as we call he's notgoing to like that, but I'm
going to trademark that thewhite pylon.
I'm going to make t-shirts.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
He looked.
I just saw him.
I think it must be whateverEuro basketball, championships
or not Euro basketball, butwhatever it is that's going on
right now.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, is it Okay?
I saw.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Slovenia play.
I think it was France the otherday and I saw the highlights.
He is looking slimmer.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, stop sticking cheeseburgers in your face, wow
man, 25 years old, whatever heis 26 years old, 24 years old.
You got that much money and youknow it doesn't matter.
He might not have been in thebest shape, but that boy was
still unstoppable.
And I don't think he getshimself in shape, Is it going to
make a difference?
On the defense?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I mean the defense is not something that everybody
can do, it's not.
But I mean, do something, dosomething.
Give them a Will Smith, that'sright.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Give them the Will Smith.
Well, so the way that rostersyou know set up now they're,
they're not a championship.
No, they're not, and so ifthey're not, what does that mean
?
Lebron says he wants to playfor a contender, and I see all
the talking heads saying that.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I saw they need to trade him.
I saw New York.
Who are they trading him to?
Who are they going to trade himto New York?
Who are they going to trade himfor?
Spike Lee?
But what are they giving up?
Right?
Yeah, you're giving up back.
Well, no, no, let's tradestraight up Cooper, flagg and
LeBron.
It seems like a good deal.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
They're pretty much the same age.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's right.
Listen, I'm going to go back.
It's blowing up on the internetwhat we said.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Mavs are better by trading.
I think so.
It's unbelievable If they'rehealthy.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's unbelievable.
Anthony Streetclose Davis, Ididn't call him Antonio today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You didn't call him Antonio today.
That's how much I hate him.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't hate him, he's actually a really good
player.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He's just made a glass he gets hurt too easy.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Anthony Street Closed Davis.
I can't take that I can'tremember who said it.
It might have been an asshole.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Was it Barkley?
I think it was Barkley whenthey say asshole that's.
A.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Smith, yeah, yeah, watched a video of those two
idiots, barkley and Shaq, havinga bench press contest.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But they put fake weights on Barkley.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It didn't tell Shaq and Shaq's all pissed off.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
He's like what's going on?
Come on, boy, it was prettyfunny.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Speaking of Shaq, did you see this?
He's about to get a star in theHollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, okay, here's something you don't know.
I don't even know if my goodbuddy, mike, knows this In order
to get a star on the HollywoodWalk of Fame, you have to pay
for it yourself, do you?
Yep?
Oh, I didn't know that.
That's real, that's 100% real.
I'm not making that shit up.
So anybody who's like oh, I'mso blessed, hang on.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You had to pay for that, okay well, you got to pay
for it, but it still must haveto go through some sort of
approval process.
I'm assuming, or they're justlike you have the 10 grand.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
there you go, yep.
So Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Shaquille O'Neal Is there roomfor his hands.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Mike, On that thing.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They have to do maybe two squares, two squares and
maybe put his penis in thecenter.
You know the penis being KevinHart, of course.
But, yeah, but yeah.
So Hollywood, what are theycalled the Walk of Fame?
I think it's the Walk of Fame,yeah it's pretty much the Walk
of Shame Now if you went to theDiddy parties because everybody
oh look, he was there EllenDeGeneres, degenerate, or
whatever her name is, oprahWinfrey, the whole nine yards.
(09:38):
Right, we'll give Port Porschede Rossi a pass.
She gets a, she gets the ghettopass on this one.
I don't think she did anythingthat Ellen degenerate did.
So you know, yeah, right, yeahwe heard she was a horrible
person, but the guy stands.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Reason when that stuff came out stands.
That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We'll let it go.
Yeah, you know, we'll see whathappens.
All right, so this new kid wentto the combine.
Oh yeah, name is Bailey Ace notace fairly.
That's a kiss reference.
We like kiss for our fans.
Gene Simmons screwed how manygirls?
My wife, both my sisters, it'sjust the problem.
Thanks, gene, yeah, right, yeah, but anyway, yeah, so ace
(10:18):
barely.
So what do we know?
Well, we know he went to thecombine.
He looked pretty good.
I don't know much about him.
I saw you, you know he playedfor Rutgers.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I knew that he played for Rutgers.
It was predicted to go prettyhigh in the draft.
Definitely pretty into thecombine, but then never went to
any pre draft workouts.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, so let me pipe in.
So didn't go to any pre-draftworkouts.
So what does that mean?
Well, usually when you go tothe combine, you go and you'll
try out.
For a couple of teams, coatsare taking a look, I think the
combine is you.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
just you get run through a bunch of drills.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Do the drills, do your vertical and all the other
things right, yeah, he's decent.
So people are talking.
We have our own analogy of thisand I'm going to let Mike talk
on this one, because he broughtit up first.
I'm not going to step on histoes.
So what do you think, mike?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well, I think it's like I said what you're reading,
is that his agents, I think, orhis reps, whatever we're saying
telling teams that we'relooking at drafting him high?
Don't draft him because hewon't report.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So the only way.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
The reason I know this story is I moment he got
drafted he didn't look overlyhappy about it at the actual
draft and, as we know, hard tofake that it is hard to fake,
hard to fake oh, I'm so happy.
Yeah, see, the same thing Ithink we were talking about the
kid I don't know the kid's name,sorry went to the raptors yeah,
I don't know his name either,but it was his girlfriend or his
mom, his girlfriend was therelet's go.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The two of them are like and you're trapping the
charlotte.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Have a team, I think she's a basketball player and I
think she plays like in SouthCarolina or something, so that
is a you know, a bit ofdifference.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, she doesn't want to get paid in Monopoly
money.
It's further to go to the WestCoast team, right, you know,
than it is to go to Toronto fromSouth Carolina, but Nobody
would come here, same as theBlue Jays, that's right.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right, so yeah, so you can't fake.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, right, right.
So we're saying he didn't lookhappy, didn't look happy, he
probably didn't want to go.
So the story was is he going toreport?
Now he reported.
I think he played last night,yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Had a bit of a shaky start, I think.
Well, of course.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I, and this story blew up.
Everybody questioning.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They're already shitting on this kid.
What are you doing?
You're going to the NBA.
Be happy.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He had a plan he wanted to go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
He wanted to go somewhere and that wasn't it.
We don't know where he wantedto go, but I'm sure that'll come
out.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Maybe LA, as a Canadian, it reminds me of
Lindros back in the day Gettingdrafted, and where was it he
didn't want to go to.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay, I'll hit this one for you Now I can tell you a
whole bunch of stories aboutEric Lindros.
So, first and foremost, when hegot drafted, he didn't want to
play for the Quebec Nordique.
Oh right, he didn't want to putthe hat on.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He didn't want to put the jersey on to Canada.
The Quebec Nordiques were myteam.
Listen, joe.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sackick and the.
These were good players, right.
And then they went to anotherColorado Colorado something,
avalanche.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Whatever the hell they are, they're old enough to
remember Guy Lafleur playing.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Guy Lafleur the flower would come off and smoke
cigarettes on the bench.
He was a chain smoker thatcould out-skate.
Anybody Didn't wear a helmetDidn't wear a helmet.
Brad Marsh also didn't wear ahelmet and skated on his ankles
and played for Toronto, butanyway, Alright.
So Eric Lindros.
So Eric Lindros did not want toplay for the Quebec Nordique
right, Tabernake C.
(13:31):
Alright, so same thing.
Maybe this kid didn't want toplay Right.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now we know what happened to Eric Lindros.
Eric Lindros now likes to eatsoup because he's had a few too
many concussions.
Him and his brother brent uh,both concussion prone.
Uh, quick story uh, my buddy,marcello fabrizi.
Uh, you probably met marcello, Iremember giant years ago giant
italian man I used to train withat the gym.
Strong, just stupid ridiculousstrong, just natural strength
(13:59):
from pasta.
All right, he played againsteric lindros, uh, in the uh,
major junior league under okay,now here's the story.
This is real.
So, uh, marcello was theleading scorer for the
pre-season one year.
So basically, what they do islike, okay, you need to beat him
right.
So, before the pucks evendropped the center ice
(14:21):
marcello's getting smashed inthe face, not by Eric Lindros,
but I'm just saying so that'swhat they do to you.
You rough the guy up.
He's the leading scorer.
You rough him up In a game.
Eric Lindros ran over ourfriend Marcello like a truck.
I was going to say Lindros wasa big boy, but here's the thing.
So was Marcello, right, right?
So, yeah, he basically ran overhim and Marcello's like I don't
(14:43):
know what, hit me, coach, wheream I?
Like snot bubbles the wholenine yards.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
All right.
So Lindros big dude, didn'tplay in the league long.
We always thought he was on theMexican supplements.
Sure was very if you don't knowwhat mexican supplements are.
It's the same thing.
Joe rogan, liver king okay, allright.
So not knocking joe rogan.
Hell of a guy, big hog on him.
What I hear now, just therumors.
I don't know for sure, haven't.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Haven't had a sauna with me yet, mike, okay there we
go if I have a sauna with, andI'll let you know if he has a
tattoo on his dick.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It probably says something about austin texas.
I'm sure all right, Okay.
So Eric Lindros, Now Marcello.
Here's what happened.
So he played a little bit ofMajor Junior.
Then in a game got beat up.
Really bad, Slid in, hit hishead on the board, swallowed his
tongue, Geez On the ice, Almostdied.
They saved his life Regardless.
So now he comes back to Halifax, right.
(15:39):
He comes back to Halifax right,16.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Okay, sure Got to go to high school.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
All right, so he's going to go play for.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Amherst, Were you known from high school?
No, this is not real.
This is this is.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
this is before what happened.
So he's going to go play forAmherst Rambers when he comes
back.
Now Amherst Rambers are ajunior A team it's pretty good.
So he has to go to Amherst HighSchool.
But when you play major junior,you don't really go to high
school.
So he didn't really go to highschool.
So, anyway, the whole thing waswhen he was going to high school
.
He got hurt, couldn't playanymore.
So now he can't play, he's hurt.
(16:09):
He's working at Costco drivinga forklift.
This is a true story.
One day he's driving theforklift and the hockey coach of
SMU comes up and goes hey, man,aren't you Marcello Fabrizi?
You're going to be like an NHLplayer.
And he goes yeah, and he goeswho are you playing for?
He's like I'm not playing foranybody.
He goes this is my job.
(16:31):
The Costco Summer League team.
Costco Summer League right, hegoes this is my job and he goes
what he goes.
Yeah, he says what you want togo to university, he goes.
Well, I never graduated highschool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Ah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
So then the coach says what high school did you go
to?
He goes Amherst High.
He goes why don't you come downto my office on Monday or
Tuesday and talk to me?
Marcello's like okay man.
So he goes down, sits down.
Coach of SMU.
Slides a transcript across thetable Grade 12, 80% in
(17:01):
everything.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Right, Sure.
And he goes, so you want toplay here?
My child's like sure, yeah.
So anyway, ends up playing forSMU First three years.
Gets his letter yeah Right,Changes life.
Got an education.
Now he works in the SO businessoil up in Calgary Okay,
Somewhere up there with hislovely wife and their young son
(17:24):
Crazy story Figured.
He'd never play again.
Ended up going to university.
Got a great education, playedhockey for three years, got the
letter, then moved out west andmade a lot of money.
Good for him.
Good things come out of badthings.
We always look at the positiveon this end, but it is what it
is, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's the moral of the story.
Get run over by Eric Lindros.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, moral of the story Get run over by a Mexican,
supplemented up juice monkeyand at the end of the day,
everything goes well for theItalian fella, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, italian job, but not the job we were looking
for, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
All right.
So what else you got, mike,today?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't know.
I think you're talking.
You know, if you're talking,mexican supplements, uh-oh, you
were telling me about thefentanyl bust out in Missouri.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I don't know what's going on in Canada, but the
fentanyl if you don't know whatfentanyl is, fentanyl can kill
you, like the the size of like apinhead kind of thing.
A little bit amount it can killyou.
People put in cocaine andecstasy and all that kind of
stuff.
We don't, we don't do any ofthat, okay, so we don't have to
worry about that.
I have allergies, rightallergies, okay.
So, regardless, if I didcocaine, I'd be cleaning this
(18:36):
host and I look this will likethis, okay, that's not our thing
over here, right I?
don't even drink alcohol, sothis wheel like this Okay,
that's not our thing over here,right?
I don't even drink alcohol, sofentanyl.
Now people go Surrey BC.
Surrey BC is not a small city,so it is second largest to
Vancouver in population in BC in.
BC.
So this isn't like a Hickvillelittle you know establishment,
(18:59):
like two guys in a pizza place.
This is a giant ass.
Fentanyl lab, one of thebiggest busts in the history,
crazy Of the world.
Fentanyl, and where's fentanylcoming from?
Well, everybody says China,okay, right.
And they're saying it's comingthrough Canada and we're sliding
it down to the US Allegedly.
I don't know this for sure.
Yeah, right.
(19:22):
And we've never been caught.
I mean, we don't know who'sdoing it, right, but at the same
time it's coming.
So drugs?
Listen, young people, listen tome carefully.
Michael tested this.
When you're of age, what's theage for legals?
191919.
I don't even agree with thatbecause of my background in the
exercise science.
24 is when your brain stopsgrowing.
(19:45):
Okay, you should only takedrugs after you're 24.
I'm not saying you should takedrugs, never mind Sure.
But I'm saying, if you aregoing to take mind-altering
drugs marijuana, derivativemarijuana, hashish, dmt,
ayahuasca what else we got inmind?
(20:06):
Edibles, yep, okay, there'sstill yeah, thc Yep.
All these things Going to changeyour mind.
You're going to see gibbous.
And why do I say gibbous?
Because it's probably not realJesus, it's gibbous.
And where does that come fromthe Simpsons?
Of course, but, and where doesthat come from the Simpsons?
Of course?
But have we done any of thosedrugs?
Allegedly, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, Back in the day, when wewere young men, like in our 50s,
(20:28):
we probably tried.
Are we allowed to talk aboutthis, jamie?
Cut that out, all right, wecan't afford Jamie.
We can't afford Jamie.
We need a producer.
If you're looking for a job andyou want to get paid in meth,
what In money?
My word's no good.
I have my English no good.
(20:50):
Esl Right Sure, yeah, I grew upESL.
English is a stupid language.
I think that's right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
We're looking for a producer.
We cannot afford young.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Jamie, jamie, if joe rogan fires you call us up.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That's right.
He's a sound engineer.
He's one of the best in theworld.
The second best that I know isprobably red band off kill tony.
So red band tony fires you, youknow, oh, by the way, uh, uh,
kill tony's coming to thegarrison grounds in august.
The kill tony show with burtkreischer and a whole bunch of
comedians.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah, it's a big deal .
Yeah, I saw that Matt Reif'scoming.
He is funny as hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
He is funny as hell.
I might have to go down thereand try to get some content and
show Bert Kreischer who we are.
Okay, because hey listen, wegot something coming Remember.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's coming tomorrow.
Fedex is delivering between 830and 1230.
Right, and I guess nextSaturday we'll film that.
Yeah right, so yeah, so fromthen on, right here, baby gonna
be right here.
Now you're wondering what'sthat gonna be.
Well, it's not going to be myblow up tall, that's what you're
thinking.
Or the boinking pig?
Yeah, I know you're hoping forthe boinking pig.
(21:56):
I appreciate that for mybirthday.
By the way, it's been used alot.
You know what I learned?
Can't put the boinking pig inthe dishwasher, mike, I bet.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's no longer a boinking pig.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's now like a shriveled up piece of pork loin.
Oh yeah, so there's not much Ican do with it.
No, but the blow up toy yougave me I really appreciate.
Retired, I'm bored.
All right, okay, what else yougot?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Mike, what else did you want to talk about today?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, it's a nice sunny day out.
Hey, listen, let's quickly.
Mike and his lovely wife havehens in the back.
I was going to say chickens.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, hens, but they are chickens.
They have laying hens, they lay.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Fabergé eggs Wouldn't that be great Fabergé?
They lay eggs and the eggs areextremely good, very healthy for
you.
However, we have a small problemwith Mike's backyard, because
in the backyard, mike, you havea giant ass, bobcat, bobcat yeah
, okay now if you're in a lotyeah now, if you watch uh,
(23:08):
muscle and fiction I've showedthis before on our uh, uh quick
reel to show you all the animalsthat have walked through Mike's
front and backyard we got bear,we got deer, we got rabbits, we
got raccoons, porcupines,coyotes and then this bobcat.
So this bobcat is coming forfree lunch.
Pretty much, yeah.
Now, I'm not a math genius, butwe had three chickens.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It was four when we started, sorry, four chickens.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And then one chicken.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
One the bobcat got.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
One the bobcat got.
He was free range and that waslunch.
And then another one passedaway from exhaustion, of giving
up too many eggs.
And now there's two left.
Two left, but the problem is,the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No, the bobcat knows where they are.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It's coming out middle of the day right now
which is, I figure it's a— andhe's not afraid, not afraid the
coming out in the middle of theday is interesting because you
wouldn't think it would becoming out in the middle of the
day.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So the only thing I can figure is I don't think it's
starving, I don't think it'shurting for food.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh no, he's not small , so the other thing is that he
could be a sheep.
And it could be that he'strying to actually find some
food for some babies Right.
We don't know for sure, but wedo know that when Mike runs at
it it just goes what bitch?
It just kind of looks at them.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Well, it acts like a cat.
It takes a few steps.
Takes a few steps, looks overits shoulder and says oh, you
want to play, come chase me.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well, yeah, the worst part is it's a beautiful animal
.
It is beautiful.
It is just a beautiful animaland you're like go away but come
here, but go away, yeah, whenit got the first one.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
We first got the hens .
And we didn that firsthand Justcome out of nowhere.
My wife was not mad.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
She said what can you do?
The animal saw a free meal andit went for it.
You can't be mad at the animal.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
We don't want it to happen again.
So now they don't free rangeanymore.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No more free range.
They're in their run.
We have a little portable runthat we move them around the
yard in.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
We've got to get an enclosure built around the coop
so we can just let them out andnot worry about it as much.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
So I mean, and we're not even far from the city, man.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, it's baffling to me.
Like when you showed me thatpicture of the black bear, I
just went oh my God, yeah, likewhat the Listen?
And you know I watch thesevideos, everybody watches these
videos.
You see Yosemite Park or one ofthese parks, and the people are
like from here to your chairsand they're like hey, bear, I'm
like these, they will eat you.
Like it's not yogi and friends,yeah, they're not looking for
(25:27):
picnic basket, it's not smoky tobear stamping on forest fires.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
These will eat you when we lived out right.
I remember when we lived outwest.
We lived in edmonton and we'dgo out to jasper on a regular
and I don't know how many timesyou'd go out and you would stop
and see that You'd see peopleparked along.
And so it was great.
It's like what do they see?
We want to stop and have a lookat what they see too, you stop
and there's a mama bear with hercubs.
Great, take a picture from mycar.
Nope, people are getting outwalking right down to where the
(25:51):
cubs are.
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And it's just I remember saying, I think yeah.
Right yeah, the worst one I sawwas this Chinese couple
fighting she gets out of the car, lion right, he gets out of the
car to save her and then endedup losing two of them.
Jeez, stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That is stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And it says stay in your car.
Stay in your car, like, theseare animals that eat you, right
it's?
It's a giant, okay, pitchylittle house cat.
And now it's 1,100 pounds.
Yeah, what are you going to do,bad kitty?
Yeah, he's going to run awaywith you.
Yeah, take out your littleshaky toy yeah.
(26:32):
So my point is I can't believethe stupidity of these tourists.
Yeah, and the other one too.
The bison People have no ideahow big those are.
We saw the same thing and theother one too.
The bison People have no ideahow big those are.
We saw the same thing.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We see those running at people At Wood Buffalo
National Park.
When we were out walking aroundthe area, there you go.
We kind of came around a cornerand there was a herd of them.
It was like oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, now what?
Yeah, we caught a knife.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Cut out that name, puck.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
And yeah, we backtrack pretty quick man.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, man, like the stupidity, they're huge.
They're huge, they've nevercome across.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
They're huge.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And once again they are wild.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
They are wild.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Aminals, animals, aminals, aminals.
All right, yep, go find a feralcat and see what happens?
You try to pick that little catup, right, same idea.
Watch what they'll do to it.
Yeah, watch what they'll do.
(27:27):
Exactly, it is absolutelyshredded, right.
Well, I mean, if you want to go.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Stupidity at its finest.
We can talk about everybody'sgood friend, steve irwin the
crocodile hunter, right.
Well, I mean I don't know if heI mean that's that was just
unlucky.
What happened to him, that guy,you know?
At least that guy knew what hewas doing around.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh yeah, I don't mean that.
I mean like people think thatthey're crying listen if you
don't know how to handle animals, don't do it right, yeah, he
gets stabbed through the heartby a stingray barb, what's the
chance of?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
that exactly right like crazy.
But yeah, I mean accident.
You know, I love steve erwin.
Oh, I love steve erwin watchingthe croc.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I still I've watched his show now with uh mindy in
the game yeah, yeah yeah, andhis wife's still doing it, right
, but I mean that time he'shanging his little baby in front
of the crocodile yeah, probablynot the best I know his kids
are, isn't she?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
she's mid-20s now.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh, they're all doing .
They're all doing the show.
It's a whole show.
Still down there still talkabout the dad still run the zoo
as a family, I think yeah, yeah,they made fun of his shorts and
the mom's like I like the wayhe rocked those short shorts
well, of course you did.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You married him.
He's.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
An awesome dude, but yeah I I mean you know you can't
just go walking through theforest.
You know he used to dive offthat.
Yeah, you come up with lock thesnake.
They hold it up.
It's venomous.
Look he's mad.
Well, he's fucking mad, cuzyou're holding up.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
When we, when we were over there, we went to the
Australia Zoo when we were howdid you get to go see it?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I never did get to see it.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I can't remember her name, so the mom's name, but
anyway, she was out doing thedoing the actual show, feeding
the oh okay, with the, yeah, thedead chickens and shit, yeah,
well, whatever, it was like themeat, just dangling the meat
over and the croc comes right upout of the water and grabs it
and I'm pretty sure at the time,like the bendy and the, the,
whatever the kid's name is theboy I don't know the fellow's
(28:54):
name.
Yeah, he's.
Uh, uh, they were, they werethere.
They were just little kids atthe time.
This was quite a few years agonow, but yeah, that was pretty
cool to see.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like I said, they're doing the show now.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
This was after he'd passed, he was out there still
running the show right.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Well, they have a big compound and everything.
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's a huge zoo, huge , yeah, remember, I told the
story about being by the camel.
That was at the Australia Zoo.
Yeah, that's the beautifulcamel that I'm allergic to.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
That's just baffling.
So, I guess that camel hairsuit I bought just sitting in
the closet.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Just going to have to sit in the closet yeah, and the
testicle hat as well.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's it, camel testicles.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Good old camels.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
All right, everybody.
So that's it for today.
Another episode in the banks.
So this is Bobby D and Mikey.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
D.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Brothers from another mother.
Uh, you would think, and, asyou know, nobody does think.
That's why we're doing thisshit.
We're doing it.
So, once again, see us on apple, spotify and the muslim fiction
youtube for now, and there'sother places too.
I can't think of them, probablybecause I just can't think of
them.
Yeah, but it is what it ispeace everybody.
And thumbs up, thumbs up.
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