You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack

It's Monday, and it's gonna be a great week. Natalie is having a pillow problem, and she needs to tell you about it. She is a sensitive lady, and she's trying to see the positive side of that, which can be difficult. She was tasked by her therapist to write down her inner judgements, and man, oh man, has it been eye-opening. A clean space = a clear mind, so clean your apartment! Natalie is impressed by people who pos...

It's Friday, the new kitchen appliances are in, and Natalie is thrilled. She's been writing more, which gives her a major sense of accomplishment. But she really needs to fix her inner monologue because she's way too hard on herself. She also needs to look better on Zoom calls. Natalie is making a big ass salad for dinner and she's way too excited about it. Do you know how difficult it is to eat enough protein e...

Happy Hump Day! Natalie tried to record this pod earlier today, and it was boring as hell. So, she's back for another attempt, and this time, she's sitting on the floor. (Floorcast?) It's gloomy outside, and Natalie is feeling it. But she isn't fully depressed, so that's a big improvement. Her day was made yesterday when she was gifted a FREE TACO. Read it again: A FREE TACO. She completely disagrees with t...

Natalie is not an expert on refrigerators, contrary to popular belief. The new appliances are on the way, but it all goes downhill very quickly. She shares some new joke premises that she might work out on stage soon. Natalie realizes she used to cry more often, and tries to figure out why. She also has a real problem with Mondays. And cruises. And "themed nights." This is a whirlwind of an episode with hot takes galore, ...

Happy Friday! Natalie is in her natural habitat - drinking tea and podcasting from her couch. Her eyelash extensions are gone for now, but don't worry. They'll be back soon. Natalie's kitchen appliances are all falling apart, but they're old as hell so she isn't surprised. She needs to "punch up" her stand-up set, and that is high up on the to-do list. The listeners are submitting name suggestions...

Hate comments are the worst! Natalie talks about how she handles negative feedback. It all comes down to having empathy for the person on the other end of a mean comment. On a lighter note, the listeners need a name! Noack Pack? Packers? Get your cheeseheads ready! No, but seriously, we need a name. Natalie's DMs are open and she is ready for your suggestions. She's really just overwhelmed by her future schedule, and that...

Is it procrastination? Or is it delaying unnecessary things until they become necessary? That's the big question of the week. The podcast turns 25 today, which means its frontal lobe is fully developed AND it can rent a car. How neat is that. Now that Natalie has watched every episode of The Traitors, she's gained a deep appreciation for the cinematography of that show. So much so, that she doesn't know if she can go...

You'll Never Guess who Natalie ran into at New York Comedy Club last night... If you listened to the last episode, then yes, it's who you think it is. As you can imagine, it was quite an eventful night. The good news is that she felt great about her set, and that's all that matters. You know what? Natalie really loves talking to the listeners. After all, she's way better at talking than journaling. She encourage...

Natalie is podcasting from her favorite pier in NYC! There was no Monday episode, but you guys were cool about it, so thank you for that. Natalie canceled her date this week, and she breaks it all down for you. She talks about wanting a "masculine energy" man, and what that means to her. Moral of the story: If something feels "off" before a date, just be honest and cancel it. On the bright side, Natalie made a n...

I don't know about you... but this pod is 22 (sorry, I had to). Natalie is drinking a prebiotic "soda" and for some reason, it's making her feel a little loopy. She nerds out on some major marathon news; the female world record holder has been banned for doping... You might not care about this, but Natalie sure does. She talks about the friends she met at jury duty last summer, and ends the pod by taking a surpr...

Natalie doesn't understand the appeal of Love Island, but she is all-in on Big Brother. She talks about voyeurism, and why we are all so interested in watching other people's lives. She was invited to a "garden party" at her building, which she will be avoiding at all costs. Natalie wants to bring a teapot on stage someday, which would be kind of a bold move. So, she'll need to wait until she's famous ...

We made it to episode 20! Can you believe it? Natalie kind of can. In this episode, Natalie talks about her latest therapy session, and gives an example of how speaking things into existence actually works. Per a listener's request, she explains her "day job" in more detail, and how she balances it with stand-up. Honestly, it's an absolute dream compared to her previous (very dysfunctional) job. Natalie was depr...

Natalie is fed up with nail salon prices in NYC, so here she is, doing her own nails live on the pod. She discusses the feeling of constantly needing to write new stand-up material (when instead, she should work more on the material she's already written). Natalie also has a brief chat with her dad about Jerry Seinfeld and "choosing your suffering." Did you know there's a way for NYC runners to indicate that the...

It's Wednesday, and Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) is on her way to NYC. Natalie starts the pod by giving a special shout out to the international listeners! During the recording of this pod, her upstairs neighbors are seemingly engaging in a lively game of roller derby. In other news, a man slammed himself into Natalie on the subway this week. She ends the episode by discussing the "dangers" of talking about your...

Natalie is podcasting from a random park on the Upper East Side, and the pigeons are terrifying. They are attempting to procreate, and Natalie is not happy about it. She shares an inspirational sentiment from an Instagram reel, and explains how it has changed her outlook on the future. Back home in her apartment, she talks about driving in NYC, and can't believe that firefighters are actually so hot in real life.

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It's Friday, and this is the third episode of the week. It's a miracle! Today, Natalie takes a deep dive into her very specific sleep requirements. She talks about not wanting kids, and judging her own feelings. She questions reality competition shows, and why people are still watching them. What is Natalie's inner potato? Let's find out.

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Natalie is podcasting in the morning -- a rare occasion. She reminisces about her childhood talkshow dreams, and tells you about her recent therapy appointment. There's a heat wave in NYC, and she is staying inside, which unfortunately involves cancelling plans with a friend. A "fan" showed up... so keep listening to find out what that's all about. In other news, Natalie was asked to be a guest on another comedi...

Happy Monday! Or is it? Honestly, Natalie is pretty bummed out on Sunday night thinking about the week ahead. But podcasting makes her happy, so it's all good. Natalie takes you through the google doc where she keeps track of all of her jokes. She comes across one that can't be used now, but man, she sure is ready for the future. She's also feeling proud of herself for making spring rolls from scratch; it's her ...