You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack
Get up close and personal with Natalie Noack as she takes you through her life in NYC, stream-of-consciousness-style. Join her for honest, unfiltered chats about mental health, dating, friendships, and more.
Episodes
Natalie gives you a preview of her crazy week in NYC! From a matchmaking conference, to filming content for clients, and sorting things out before her big move, she basically has no free time. But, this is what she signed up for, so there isn't much room to complain. Have you ever tried to sell stuff on Facebook Marketplace? She doesn't recommend it, especially when people don't read THE INFO IN THE LISTING. Also... ...
Natalie is back after a little break, and excited to catch up with all of you. She did an IG Live in lieu of a pod, and it was so fun! Should she do more? And if so, when? She's planning on doing a "Would You Rather?" episode soon; you can ask anything you want... except for one thing. If you've been losing sleep over Natalie's ankle injury, fear not. She's on the mend. Physical exertion to the point o...
Natalie had one hell of a week last week. But she's back and honestly feeling great. People who work out at Equinox love to complain (especially on Reddit) and there's major drama with the shower products. If a random injury pops up with no clear cause, is it psychological? Probably. Natalie unpacks that and much more in today's episode!
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Is the title of this episode too long? Yes! Is Natalie going to shorten it? Definitely not. Natalie did NOT plan accordingly after her run, and got stuck outside in the freezing cold. She has some helpful sleep habits to share with the listeners, so listen up if you struggle with sleep! Did you know that NYC real estate companies charge a non-refundable move-out fee? They do, and Natalie is trying to figure out how to avoid it.
Natalie is back in NYC, and her new favorite motto is helping her to stay a bit more organized. She has to have a potentially difficult conversation soon, and honestly, she's dreading it. Wish her luck! In other news, people-watching is an excellent post-run activity. Do you need a couch? A coffee table? A highly functional shelving unit? Look no further.
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Natalie is back after an unintentional hiatus. She's podcasting from sunny Florida, and life is good! In fact, life is SO good that she realizes how bad it was in NYC. She goes back soon, though, which will be interesting. In this episode, Natalie tells you what she's been up to (and what she's been thinking about) over the past two weeks.
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Apparently someone out there is interested in the supplements Natalie takes... so she shares her vitamin lineup. Do you have other questions? DM her and she'll answer them in an upcoming episode! Hot take: Random influencers tapping on matcha tins isn't ASMR. Natalie is so inspired by Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu's mindset when it comes to winning vs. enjoying the process.
Natalie wants to be the type of person who does yoga... but it just isn't for her. Do you ever text positive things to your friends for absolutely no reason? Give it a try! Remember when Natalie took that terrible Pilates class? Well, it turns out she's not alone. Her new motion sickness glasses are working well so far, which is such a relief.
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Natalie is back after one hell of a week. She's doing just fine now, though, because the tropics await! Social media management is actually really fun, even if it takes several hours to edit a 15-second video. (Do the listeners enjoy hearing about this sort of thing, even though it's not at all what this podcast was supposed to be about? Hopefully.) Is "menty b" the worst Gen Z slang term of all time? Probably.
Natalie is very invested in the Nancy Guthrie case, and she wants to hear your theories. Would you compete in the 2026 Winter Olympics with a torn ACL? Is it more brave to step away from something or power through it? Have you tried "tubing" mascara? Do motion sickness glasses work? So many questions (and hopefully a few answers) on today's pod!
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Natalie has had NO extra time lately, which is why she's been a bit MIA with the pod. She is trying her best, though! She tells the listeners a bit more about what she does for work and why it's creatively fulfilling. Do you have a brother, or perhaps a hot second cousin? Natalie's DMs are open. Serious inquiries only. In other news, Natalie doesn't care about designer brands, and she probably never will. Episod...
Natalie starts the pod by talking about what's going on in the world because it's about damn time. She also tells you about what's been going on in her life, including a minor head injury, an unsettling series of doorbell rings, and more. Oh, and... have you fed Fern?
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Buckle up for a story time episode of the WORST Pilates class Natalie has ever taken. She's still on the fence about astrology... but apparently this year is gonna be a big one. Should you celebrate something you haven't actually earned? Joseph Pilates would never.
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Natalie is down for the count, but she somehow still has a lot to say. Why do people keep showing up sick to social events? Can we please stop doing this? Natalie saw an IG story today that rubbed her the wrong way. She unpacks that and more on today's episode!
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Don't get it twisted; Natalie still loves singing. She also loves talking to elderly people. She has been challenging herself with more strength workouts and less running, and it's been great for her mental health. Most work things can be accomplished via email, text, or a 5 to 7-minute phone call. That's it. That's all it takes!
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Motivation is tricky because sometimes you just don't have it! Happiness is also tricky because what even is it? Natalie measures "happiness" by how content, fulfilled, and inspired she feels by two things: where she's located, and the progress she's making in her career. And that's about it. Is anyone else overwhelmed by the amount of protein you're supposed to eat every day?
Natalie is back in NYC and great things are happening. She can't wait for the day she can tell the listeners EVERYTHING. Until then, she is back on melatonin and it apparently makes her seem high. Wtf are aerial parts? Is First Class worth it? How dangerous are gluten free Cheez-Its going to be? How many bare asses will you see on any given day at Equinox? So many questions (and hopefully some answers) on today's pod.
Natalie is getting an Equinox gym membership in 2026; she really hopes she doesn't become insufferable. But between that and her new homemade nut milk machine, things are looking iffy. She wants to want to go back to New York... but she just doesn't yet. Does that make any sense?
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Natalie is back home in the Midwest and she's loving it. Her flight was scary, but at least she made a friend. She refuses to get her hair highlighted in NYC because it costs more than a gently used Vespa. Taking time off from work means more time for doctor's appointments... and running! 2025 has been one of the best years of Natalie's life; listen till the end to find out why.
Natalie has lots of opinions this morning. Putting someone on speaker in public without telling them is a huge red flag, so watch out! She's getting her last matcha today before going home for the holidays (shoutout to Matchaful). She and her friends are having another "painting night" in an effort to get off their phones more often.
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