December 14, 2023 • 64 mins
Welcome to Your Sasstastic Life, a community for Gen X and Millennial women. Join us for funny and emotion packed conversations that women over 40 are facing. We are here to navigate midlife with you, support and encourage you with empathy and humor.
Have you ever wondered about the strange things women discuss when they get together, let alone when that rendezvous is recorded for a podcast? Well, brace yourselves for an amusing yet insightful journey with us, your hosts Tricia Rivas and Wendi Fredregill, as we join forces with the dynamic duo behind the "The Mic Is On" podcast, Tina Smothers and Beth Runles, Property Management Gurus and mentors with over 25 years in their field. They attended the school of life lessons to be in executive roles. They are Moms, divorcees, back in love and married again—lovers of Golden Girls, reality TV, people watching and lying on the beach.
We navigate various topics ranging from the complexities of motherhood to behind-the-scenes in the world of property management. Ever had a romper zipper mishap? Tina has, and trust us, it makes for a hilarious story. Additionally, we discuss the often-overlooked aspects of everyday life, like sleepwear choices, laundry mishaps, and the realities of being a woman, including periods and toxic shock. Our conversation about the property management industry will leave you in stitches as they share a weird incident they encountered - think abandoned rats and walls smeared with ketchup!
As if that wasn't enough, we also discuss a unique cat fiasco at the airport, the nostalgia related to typewriters, and our potential new fashion trend - Moo Moos for pajamas! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, insights, and a whole lot of fun. You won't want to miss it!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Music your Sastastic Life with hosts Tricia Rivas and
Wendy Fredrigo.
Ready Alright 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello, hello, how does it go?
This is super exciting.
We have some more podcastingqueens in the room Two blondes
and two burnettes Watch out.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
With perfectly straightened crowns, probably
Right, yup 100% no.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
so there's no straightened crown on this head.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
You are a natural blonde, though, right?
Yes, see, there we go.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So we are excited to have you guys on, because
obviously we love talking towomen who have strong
friendships.
But then you also have apodcast.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So, tina Beth, Hello, hello, hey, hey, the mic is on.
Is your podcast?
Yes, yes, when did you start?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
When was that?
April?
Okay, we had this idea probablyin March, we think you know
we're women of action, so let'sjust start it in April, like
we're going to try it and do it.
And yeah, don't ask us wherewe're going, we don't know, we
just, we just have it going.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's what Beth said I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes, yeah, so how do you know each other?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We've been in the industry property management
industry for our whole adultlife.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yes, so 20,.
We're about the same age 26years.
We have a lot in common withthe property management industry
.
Yes, we do a lot of managingpeople managing A lot of
problems.
Yes, yes, many, many hacks, Iwould say.
But yeah, we just met eachother a long time ago through
(02:05):
that, and I think what's funabout that is we both started in
property management kind of thesame way.
We needed a rent discount, we'dclean the hallways, things like
that.
So we, you know, we startedfrom the bottom.
Now we're here.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, I love that.
How did you guys come up withthe name?
I love the name of the podcastdrinking girl.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, lots of lots of drinks.
Yes, lots of drinks.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, like was it like ?
Oh shit, the mic is on.
Is that kind of the vibe thatyou're going for, or a little
bit.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, so we, we did this show, which we can't really
talk about yet, but the micwould be on, and so you'd want
to be really careful, when themic is on, of what you would say
, because you know you couldfart in the bathroom or you
could tell a secret, I mean justyou know.
(03:00):
So it was like oh, the mic ison.
It was like you know you'redoing like the type thing.
So, anyway, it just came to that.
I love that.
I do too.
So more to come on that later.
Okay, Fun, fun story.
And you know, when the mic ison you can say different things
than maybe when it's off or fromyour show.
(03:22):
I gather you guys just saywhatever in the hall you want,
whenever you want, and itdoesn't matter if the mic is on
or not.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, there's some editing that goes.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I will say that have any time.
That minimum, yeah, very minute.
We try to keep the editing downto a minute and there have been
times, though, that Jason'slike you guys stop, like, wait
till the mics are on, becausethere's gold stuff that comes
out and the mics are on yet.
So sometimes we just startedand you know we'll use it later
for blooper rails or something.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
You need to do that.
Yeah, yeah, always always tape,you never know.
No exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's going to happen.
Exactly Before you had gottenhere, though Beth was talking
about, you guys have childrenthat are in the same age.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,and you had huge age gap yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So tell us about that .
And, as we were saying, boysand girls are way different to
race.
So I've got a daughter who's 20.
Her son is 20.
Yep, and then we started againand we've got nine and eight,
eight year olds, right, yeah,yeah, yeah, my daughter's nine
Now she has a son.
Yes, so life is well.
(04:29):
It's harder, I would say it'sharder to be a parent as you get
older.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh, my gosh, I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I'm tired, yes, yes, and you let a lot more things go
, and I see that through ourfriendship, even like with you
know it's like, okay, they caneat whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Doritos for breakfast .
Yeah, Harder.
No, I think it's easier.
I'm like I don't have to stressso much about that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's a better way to put it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yes, Okay, so you don't judge yourself and try to
follow the parenting.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, blogs, and so do the 20 year olds make
comments about things that theyounger siblings get away with.
That you're a lot more relaxedon, because my 30 and 21 year
old do that to their 14 year oldsister.
Oh sure they say she spoiledrotten, spoiled rotten.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, since my daughter's the older one, she's
more.
She's like they're like they'reher little babies.
So she takes and does, you know, whatever she wants.
Now, who knows what she thinks,but she's.
Whenever she's around it's likea holiday.
So we're going to go, do allthe activities and pay all the
money and get all the popcornand that person you know.
(05:38):
So I would say not not so much,but I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
My son worries more about my daughter.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And so we're going to go ride her bike to school and
you know, we've recently beentalking a lot about like sex
trafficking.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm like we live right off the interstate, you
know and I it's a scary thing,but I'm like I don't want her to
petrified like that.
She's not going to go out.
I'm like, all right, well, youcan go ahead and ride your bike,
it's not far.
And then he goes.
Mom, do you think this isreally a good idea?
I'm like it's like a half amile, like I can you know I'm
watching.
(06:15):
You know like it's fine, butit's funny that he's like
concerned.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And then you're questioning all your life
decisions.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yes, right, right, maybe I'll just strike by and
make sure it's there.
Don't call it's fine, I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So I just have girls.
So tell me, what do you thinkis the biggest difference
between raising girls and boys?
What have you?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Well, there's definitely not the drama.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I mean with boys.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Well and my okay.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So mine are eight and five and they are still to that
point where I'm they're not.
You know, like we love you andhugs and I hope they always stay
that way.
But when Sayola hit, maybe 10,11, you know, like you're so
dumb you don't know anything.
How could we even think thatright now?
Like you have no idea what I'mgoing through?
(07:07):
And we just went through it.
She was home for break and Itotally missed.
In the mail we got a jurysummons.
Oh, she did.
And I'm like, okay, well, I'mjust going to throw that away
and then, like we'll just forgetabout it.
Well then, I guess you do knowthat's illegal right.
I guess, well, I guess, theyfollow up with a letter that
(07:30):
said did maybe you didn't getour postcard, maybe?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
we didn't Do.
They show up at your doorstep.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
And so she happened to be coming back.
She's in Chicago, she goes toDePaul Yep and she moved.
She came back and she sees itand she is beside herself,
beside herself.
I called, I called thecourthouse, they need a copy of
my new lease.
I'm like I can you know I'lltake it, that's not a problem.
They said I could still becalled and she is just the worry
(08:00):
and I'm like, okay, I saidwe'll just set the letter on my
desk and then and she is likebeside herself, I just need time
to process this.
Right now I just don't evenknow.
And she like throws it out myoffice and she goes to her room.
She's so responsible.
I mean, I like I love her forthat.
(08:21):
I was not that responsible atthat age, probably, yeah, but it
was a really big ordeal wherethe boys just it's.
I just feel like it's justwhatever.
Like yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'll wait for the fourth postcard to come before I
respond.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, or like, would they even know that I'm here if
I hide under my bed?
So I mean, just they, there'sno, yeah, just the drama, I
think.
And then going through theschool drama that was, you know,
that was a lot, I think it'sany, it's a lot for any teenage
girl.
I remember those days I'm surewe all, oh my gosh, yes, nobody
(08:57):
wants to be Regina, but there'sa Regina everywhere you go,
uh-huh so, but the boys are justmore, I don't know, easygoing,
I think yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, boys are easiergoing.
Girls are a lot of drama, highstress.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But she's very my daughter's super responsible, so
Well, and we talk about a lotof butts and, oh yeah, penis and
fart, yes, and poop, poops.
Yeah, who can see in thebathroom and poop longer?
Wendy and I probably shouldhave been voice, I didn't even
know that was a thing.
Yeah, I mean, like I didn'tknow that was a thing, go in and
(09:33):
out and we're like let's getmoving.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yes, so you could take your phone in there.
You could watch TikToks.
Yes, I mean there are, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I've went in before and they're posted up like iPad
on the floor.
Yeah, you know.
Leaned against yes.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh gosh, yes, let's go.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh yeah, there's much more comfortable places to sit
beyond your phone.
That's what I'm thinking.
If you sit on the toilet toolong, you're like let's start to
fall asleep At least mine do.
It's not good for you, it's notgood for you.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I think you need to be in and out in like two
minutes.
Yes, yeah, call it good, butwe're like really 20 minutes in
where I'm like McCoy.
Oh OK, what's going on?
I'm OK, I assumed that you wereOK, but you just don't want to
get off your iPad.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
So you're seeing the bathroom?
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And then they realized why they went in there.
And then they're like oh wait,now I do have to poop.
Yeah, now I have to poop.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, yes, yeah.
Well, don't they have thosebenches where you put your feet
on them, so you are put in thecorrect position?
The squatty potty, yeah, thesquatty potty.
No wait, I have, never, I havea sort of place to help the
squatty potty.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You're supposed to be aligned in the way that humans
were intended to poop, which islike squatting.
Yeah, way back before we hadtoilets and it's allegedly
supposed to come out better, soyou don't have to struggle.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I mean, did we just take a clip out of Grace and
Frankie with the rise up?
Oh yes, kind of, kind of.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I feel like it OK.
I've never heard of it.
Yeah, my nephew will probablynot watch this or listen, so I'm
going to say this.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Do it and I hope he listens and loves it, yes, and
shares with all of his friends.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Exactly Whenever he had to shit, he had to
completely naked, completelynaked, and then he perched on
the toilet like a bird oh Topoop, kind of like the squatty
potty.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Ok, See, he's going back to the way that they turned
into this, because he said itwas more comfortable to go like
that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I mean, I don't understand having to take all
the clothes off.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Ha ha ha.
I kids do that, they do Well.
I mean, is he a grown man now?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
And is he doing it?
Yes, he is, he's 18.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Is he still perching?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
The question is, does he like, when he goes into,
like a restroom you know, I'veheard discussions about this
like some men will just, youknow, pull it out, but others,
like, drop their pants all theway to there.
They're like, oh, why are youdoing that?
I didn't even know.
This was like a thing.
I don't know.
What do I care, I'm not justdropping their pants at the
urinal.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, Mr Producer, is this true?
It is, it is in fact.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
True, it is Like I've heard about this and they're
like that's so weird that somedude would do that, and I'm like
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It is a thing.
It is a thing.
My little koi, the sweetest kidin the whole wide world, comes
home in second grade last yearand says kids at school, we're
making fun of me because Ipulled down my underwear and my
pants all the way to my ankleswhen I pee.
He's like I just like how, likeyou like the breeze?
You know, yeah, but it must bea thing where you just OK, he
(12:38):
does like.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But so you should teach him that he'll be.
It will be weird later in lifeif he continues.
I didn't know.
I should probably check with myson to be like, when you go in
there, like what are we doing,what are you doing?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I just told him.
Well, koi told Mav, yeah, koitold Mav about this just
happening at school.
And so Mav only does theunderwear thing and then that's
it.
He's like I'm not doing that, Idon't want kids making fun of
me.
That's weird, right?
Do women do that?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I'm questioning my life decisions now.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
We just point to your knees, right?
That's all I do, but I don'tlook down.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yes, because otherwise it's going to hit the
floor and it'll have like plates.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, you don't want your pants hit the floor.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I'm going to have to watch.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, I, yeah, that is exactly why I don't wear rompers
, oh gosh.
And you have to sit there naked.
I about, I'm not wearing a onepiece.
And then, if you only have, onthe nipple covers.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
you're really.
People can see through thatcrack in the stall I know, and
that is a beautiful sight.
I don't care, I will wear aromper.
That's a romper, gail.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Are you a romper All this love?
Do you have like a crotchopener?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
No, I don't.
Either she's got it or I'm thehype gal.
I'm in the bathroom with her,can you?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
come in with me because I can't zip up the back
and I'm like you're just so youknow it's everything.
And she goes oh, ok.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, it's fine, femme City.
Last year, I was doing thelunchtime thing, yes, and my
romper zipper broke early in theday.
Oh no, and it like was thewhole back zipper.
Oh, and I'll just say this look, I didn't have on underwear, so
it's just like all there.
I'm like, friend, give me yoursweater.
So I ended up wearing a sweater, because what else are you
(14:26):
going to do?
Yeah, there was, I will say,though there were several ladies
in the bathroom trying to helpme fix it.
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Of course I'm glad to hear that, coming together, yep
, love it.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
The runway Women helping women.
I once almost dislocated myshoulder oh gosh, you're going
to romper.
Yep.
Trying to get it on while I wasin the bathroom.
I might have had a couplecocktails, but I'm pretty sure I
dislocated my collarbone.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Because it was, I don't know what I was trying to
do.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I don't know.
It was already tight.
You know it was already tight.
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The rompers are hard to get against.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, and then it had a zipper and I was trying to
zip it up the back.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
No, yeah, well, yeah, so you come out of the bathroom
with a sling Instead of havinga?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
sweater over it.
You've made a.
Yeah, I thought you know what,fuck it.
I just came out with the romperon my chest and you're brought
underwear, my nipple covers andno panties.
It was OK, it was at work, itwas at her daughter's school.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, she went to price a king.
She's been banned.
Did you learn a lesson in past?
Spare outfit in your trunk fromnow on.
That is so true.
I was questioning everything inlife when that happened, I'm
like that's why I need to carryin extra something in the trunk.
(15:54):
Like it was, it was devastating.
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Seriously, you guys, we did that all the time when
our kids were little.
You always had a backup outfitin the diaper bag.
Why don't we carry a backupoutfit?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Mavs started kindergarten and they sent home
the baggy to put in the extraclothes.
They do, sayola, we don't,we're not putting, he's not
going to have an accident.
Oh gosh, why are they puttingthe bag for you to put the stuff
in there then, mom, I don'tknow a responsible one.
So we do have that packed, yes.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yes, I think I never know.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
You don't know.
You don't know.
I mean, I had a zipper mishap,yes, hardcore zipper mishap, and
that was that.
Was that so?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
yeah, it happens.
Word of mouth malfunctionshappen.
It's a real thing.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I will say, though, I've learned a lot in the past
year.
I only buy rompers with theside zip now, oh, that makes
sense, and instead of the backzip, you're not going to
dislocate your shoulder and youcan suck everything in a lot
more and up while you pull atthe same time.
Nice, just shopping.
Tip by Tina.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I love it.
If you're looking for a romper,that could be a whole different
episode.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Or almost like.
I like some of the ones thatare like really like, almost
like a Moo Moo type romper wherethey just you know, there's no
zippers you just put them on.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh yeah, let's just get rid of the zippers.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, elastic, those are nice, yeah, really roomy.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Talk about Moo Moos.
What do you guys wear to bed?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh my gosh, you know what I do wear moos.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You do, yes, from Walmart, and I love them.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I Absolutely love them now I saw a real of a group
of women had a moomoo party,yes, and I was like, yes, I
think actually maybe they wentto red lobster or something and
I'm like that's kind of cool tobe in their moos, yeah, yeah
they were in snap-off.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Were they wearing anything under the moos?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I don't know what they talked about.
That's the question.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That is the question.
I don't know, but I was likelook at.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Trisha bringing sexy back.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I'm always interested .
I'm always interested.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I don't know what women wear.
Yeah, well, I don't wear amoomoo to bed, but I think
Saturday I had on my Floridamoomoo that I got at the gift
shop.
That was my husband thought wasquite nice, mm-hmm.
When you said that, though, itmade me think.
When I had my daughter 20 yearsago, I remember getting home
from the hospital she was acouple days old yeah sitting in
my bed and I was like sobbingProfusely and I'm like I'm never
(18:23):
gonna be able to sleep nakedagain Ever in my life, because
now I've got a kid.
Like what's happening in theworld?
I like I'm just, yeah, so Right.
When you said that I don't wearmoomoo's now.
I just wear a t-shirt, yeah, myhusband's underwear typically.
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I like the boxer briefs.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
What so?
Let everything breathe.
Yeah well, and I don't have anyshorts.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
So oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well, I have a couple , but yeah, that's, I wear like
the two-piece, like silk.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Oh yes, Yep I have those two.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, I like like an actual pajama set.
You say I'll send you a picturetonight.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Please send it, like I post it.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, yes, yes and we hope you have it.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
We hope you have it in your rollers.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And I'll do my best.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yes, yeah, the cigarette.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Maybe a cigar on it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, in a cup of scotch.
Yeah, perfect, yeah.
Well, I always have the bestintentions to and I have pretty
pajamas, but I always go back tothe Old faithful.
The old faithful, moomoo.
Yeah, yeah, wendy.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So up until recently, before my temperature changed
in my body, oh yeah, I wasalways tough times fucking
freezing.
So I literally would wear, Iwould wear sweatpants, sweat
church to bed, like I, I Can'tsleep naked.
I've tried, I can't.
Yeah, I like having everythingcovered.
It feels cozy, oh sure, yeah.
So I go to bed.
(19:57):
We keep our house pretty cold,so I go to bed with that.
But then, of course, nowmidnight hits and I'm just Now,
you're naked, mm-hmm, juststripping shit off like.
And then half an hour later Iwake up because I'm freezing,
right, because I'm not hotanymore, but I'm covered in
sweat, yeah.
So I literally change clothes,like Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It's and then your sheets are wet.
Oh, I throw a blanket over it.
Yeah, it's like what are youdoing?
Me too, like you're sweatingbecause you just put on five
blankets.
It's just this bad for ajogging pants.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So, yes, there's no happy medium there.
It is it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, truly truly is it's.
I've heard they.
There's some Pyjamas you canbuy that are supposed to be
wicking.
Yes, yes, I just need to do it.
I have not heard that.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
However, it I mean, it sounds like it could be makes
sense the thing to do.
Yeah, okay, so then let's takeit a step further.
Do you wash the Moo Moo aftereach wear in the silk pajamas?
Are you washing it once a week?
What?
What does that look like?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Well, twice a week, okay, twice a week, yeah, twice
a week.
But I have numerous Moo Moos.
Okay, yes, I have numerous Moos, I'm not kidding you.
I have some with unicorns, Ihave some with rainbows.
Katie Bennett, who works for me, she even got me a Moo Moo.
She did when she was onvacation.
Well, oh, she really thought ofyou when she did all that she
(21:21):
did.
She's, she's like.
I know how much Trisha lovesher Moo Moos.
How often you wash your sheets,all I can think of.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Right now, though, is Time out of that.
Are we talking like mama'sfamily?
Moo Moo no.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I mean, they're like a, almost like a rayon.
Okay, I got cute patterns onthem, now I do when I go camping
, and fall is our most favoritetime.
I shit you, not you guys.
I'm gonna send you all apicture of this, moo Moo on this
book.
I need it.
Yeah, it's Checkered and it'swool.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
you're one with nature, it's wool and it has
little lace.
I know Jeremy gets turned on bythe whole bunion girlfriend
would wear yes, and Jeremy comesin in his Paul Bunyan outfit.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Oh, yeah, okay, I love it.
I don't know him, but if he'sgot a beard then I really want
it.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, yes, I yes but my girlfriends and I, we always
go shopping the day afterThanksgiving and we camp
together.
So we all got matching plaidMoo Moos with the lace.
Collar with the latest card.
Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
There's lace.
There's lace on your Christmascard photo.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Well, yeah, I'm gonna get Jason and Wendy, one, two
and all the girls.
Yes, this time this platform anepisode I like it do.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
A special feature holiday episode yes, with sassy
Sass, sassy move, sassy lace ohyeah, this could be a merch, you
know what it could be?
We can have oh, oh, oh oh, logoit and call it all bunions,
girlfriends.
Attire of choice.
According according to thesastres stick ladies yeah, I
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love it and their husbands.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yes, yes.
It's funny, though, that youbrought that up, because there
was a whole I Questionquestionnaire, I think on
Facebook one time, about howoften do you wash your pajamas
and how often do you wash yoursheets.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Oh yeah, oh well, you asked me and then I deflected
because we honestly like forgeta lot.
I know we do too.
Like it should be on thechecklist, but I only wash my
hair once a week.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Yeah, I only wash my hair oncea week, but I'll go.
Well, I mean the most I'llprobably go with.
The towel that I've used isthree times Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I like where this is going.
What about jeans?
People don't always wash theirjeans after they wear them, it's
true.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I always do, just because I don't wear usually
undies with them.
How often do you?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
wash your bras Never.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
That's another question.
Never, because I don't wantthem to wear out.
I need to keep them for many,many years, that's right.
So we have to go buy a hair dye.
Oh, and when you put them inthe washer and they spin out in
the dryer that's, you're takingthe life away right out of them.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, and so the worst it is.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, you can order anything online, but just air
dry it.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Just put it in the wash and then put it up so
everybody can see them when theywalk in through the garage.
Oh, laundry day at the runnels.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
I mean let's do a drive by and see if that's got
her garage open.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She's got them hooked on the flagpole.
She's got her ice cream standout front.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Exactly, and they're hanging up like the tinsel.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I mean you know.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I hope Martha Stewart doesn't listen to this episode.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
She's going to be disgusted with us.
She's going to send you some uhjam, uh some mumus, probably in
her.
I don't know Well what would beher print, but she might yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Flowered.
Mm hmm, I think we shouldprobably take a poll on both of
our podcasts of how often peoplewash their mumus, their sheets
and their undergarments.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't know if we want to hear some of the answers
, it's probably going to besurprising.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yes, Now that I'm done with it, I'm like I'm very
like our guest bathroom, becausewe have a lot of traffic in and
out.
We've got the pool.
I'll always I take that toweland put it in the washer.
Yeah, that's about the onlything I monitor, though I'm kind
of worried about this.
But why is the washer and dryerat my house always going Always
(25:47):
?
I know, always, always.
It's a struggle Without fail.
And I was even smart and put intwo washers and two dryers and
they're still always going.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Really.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Well, why in the hell would you do that?
Put in two washers and dryers.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yes, no, I like that Time saver tip.
Oh, we, totally.
But so then my family, I'm like.
Washer number one is whitestowels, socks, undies, that type
of stuff.
Washer two is all of yourcolored stuff like jeans,
whatever I like it.
But if you're my husband, thenyou put the towels in with my
dress, pants and then, and thenyou get assigned back to the
(26:29):
basket and your shig gets donelast, because you're not
following what's going on withthe laundry system.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Speaking of that, how many times have you been
somewhere and you go to thebathroom and pull down your
pants and there's somethingstuck in your pants.
Oh my gosh, like a sock,another pair of underwear, yeah,
like just a bandaid, a band, arandom bandaid from your laundry
or they're inside out.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh, gosh, gosh.
That happens to me all the time.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
All you can wear with pride.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's fine.
Let me stick that tag.
Oh, that's just the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm wearing my dress and I'm inside out.
I'm sitting in the back andthey're like Trisha, my God fuck
, I've got the dress inside.
What did I know is it's myblack one that I have the little
bow on the back.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Did you just do this?
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Listeners she just took off her dress, exactly yeah
.
And then I wrapped it aroundlike a bandaid.
I'm here to rob the bank.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
They won't recognize me if I wear my dress inside out
.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Exactly.
They're like take the money,put your clothes back on.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
When they question witnesses, right?
I don't even know what to see.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Exactly, she was so fast.
Yes, her nipples were on.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Even that's all I was looking at, couldn't catch her
face Wait, but I think maybe shehad somebody's fashion or
something For the getaway Uber.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, getaway Uber.
Wendy's outside waiting for me.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Too much.
That's Wendy W-E-N-D we needsome new mics.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
See, that's why we love doing this, though Just, I
mean, it's just a whole separateenergy when you get together
with amazing women and can havetopics of real life.
Really, how often do you washthose sheets?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
And to laugh.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Those were some real questions that we were just
talking this morning about howit's so hard to get back.
Like you know, covid is likeway far behind us, but it's like
so many people are still stuckin that I need to be at home,
yes, yes, and I'm just like Ineed to be around people.
I want that back, like all ofthe networking and the energy,
and I don't know I agree, likejust to laugh, just for fun, and
(29:04):
if I pee a little bit, I'veordered the NYX underwear, so
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So those are in my feed all the time.
What are they?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's the kind that like absorbs, so you don't have
to.
Well, so you don't.
I guess we're talking aboutreal shit.
You don't have to wear a tamponor a pad because it just
absorbs into underwear and thenyou can wash them.
Yes, so people will probablythink it's gross.
Some people probably are okay,but you know, like there's a
couple different brands.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, Like, how, like , how much is it going to hold?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Do you wash those every day?
So the nips, I don't think washbutts I thought I noticed a
smell.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Ew, but do you think of all the times like that
you've had accidents growing up,when you first get your period
or whatever, like I think thoseare so great because it absorbs
it?
I don't think it leaks through.
(29:58):
No, it doesn't.
What woman under 40 hasn't hadan accident when you were in the
school?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
The whole day.
Really, yeah, it absorbs, and Imean it like well, you can,
when you order what you want, ittells you, like, how much
liquid it absorbs.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
And so I mean it, yeah All right, I'm going to do
a little research on this.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
I have a.
I have a Perry Kimbarrow.
Just wash them first.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm going to wash them.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I'm going to wash them.
And then you know what You'regood friends, I know, I know.
Put them on and then just swimaround in my saltwater pool.
It kills anything and you'regoing to be fine.
Well then, I'm washing them.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And they have swimsuits.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I mean, that's what we yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
You'll be fine New sponsors.
Well, we do have swimsuits thatare like this too right, or you
wear, I don't.
Yeah, I don't know, I just um,I was just with some teen girls
and they, you know, we're likeokay, well, that's genius, and I
did nice swimsuit, underwear,and then there's swimsuits.
But I was like I have to bethinking of these things because
(31:05):
I'm the daughter.
Yes, yes, well, this is new.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Right, and you don't want to be Miranda sex in the
city, leaving your party for twohours telling your daughter how
to put a tamp on it, and so youcan just get the swimsuit or
the undies and then problemsolved, you're just yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, and this is a true story.
The first time I had wore atampon, I was down at my
girlfriend's lake house and wewent tubing and I obviously did
not insert it correctly and we Idon't want to, I like, and we
had a wave and I guess you'renot.
Andrea Wolf was her name.
Andrea contested to fight thisand the tampon.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I just I knew that where this was going.
I can't.
I'm like no, I swear to you,Wait a minute.
Jaydeep Rose's Roundup, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Okay, hi, what's your relation to the tie besie Wave?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I know, and it was like swimsuit fit and it just.
But when you're younger though.
That's the whole thing I didn'twant to ask anybody.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, you know, I didn't want to ask anybody, you
don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
And when I was like 15, 16, I was sure I was the
person who was going to gettoxic socks.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, oh, you sit on the toilet and you'd read the
direction.
So it's like toxic shock.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
You're like, oh, my God, I don't know what the
percentage is, but I'm likethat's just, that's how I'm
going to die.
My obituary is going to saytoxic shock syndrome.
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm not doing the tampons, so okay, I'm speaking,
speaking of the lake, and I'mgoing to hold their identity.
I don't think you should.
I'm not going to name names.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
We'll have them on the comments.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
But I know of someone In a lake situation.
I can't join.
I'm like, why not?
Because I have my period and Idon't do tampons?
And I'm like, why not?
Like it's a game changer.
I'm scared of toxic shocksyndrome.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh, and this person really, how old are?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
you?
How old is this person?
Well, this person literallythought that you would get like
a shock.
I'm like stop.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
I'm already thinking the cabbage from this state fair
.
I'm going the wrong way withthis.
This was serious.
Oh, I knew it was so true, thisperson.
I want them to come forwardwhen this airs.
I want their picture.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
So it's hard to know what they do now.
Not being a good, this is notby Blinkerflare, I'm just, do
you remember?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Lisa, we have a restaurant and I said what?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
about the Blinkerflare.
Yes, there's one other peoplethat thought there was
Blinkerflare.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
OK, well there, we love those people.
Yes, they bring a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Ok, yeah, it just turned out great fluid is
important.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I did not realize that.
I thought, oh, that's a recentwhite pack.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yep, my husband was like what I'm like, he's like,
it's not like windshield wipersyou have to have brake fluid.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, who pays attention to the lights in the
car?
That's I mean, because theycome on all the time and usually
you take it somewhere.
They're like just needs reset,yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
So I mean, there you are, oh, but the tampon, or did
she get in the water?
She?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
really thought she was Well?
Did she think a shark was goingto come from the Atlantic Ocean
into the lake that you were atand mysteriously attack her?
Walked out of?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
the bathroom and was like, oh, that's not bad at all,
but forever I'd be like whoo.
Oh my god, I just like yeah,electric shock, toxic shock.
Like come on people, can yougive it a different name?
Like probably is.
I'm sure that they were not theonly person who thought that's
(35:12):
what toxic shock was Exactly.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Many people have probably thought well, where do
you go to see reviews on that?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I mean, it's a boring question, but back then we
couldn't get online.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Well, just recently, 4th of July, we were at the lake
and all this.
Like I said, I might be goingthrough menopause.
I don't know.
When does that happen?
I've been reading up on it, youknow, like, do you do the blood
test?
Yeah, what do you figure out?
Anyway, wasn't expecting to getit, got it.
So I'm like we're going to haveto drive into town so I can get
some tampons.
(35:46):
And my husband was going to getbeer.
I said, just grab some.
And he looks at me and he'sthat person.
He is that person, doesn'tmatter.
He's like I know I'm not, I'mnot going to buy those.
So I'm like they're clearly notfor him, but OK.
Right no he has always been thatway and I'm like.
(36:07):
Well, so when Zayla was younger, he literally picks up the box
like this with his elbow.
I'm like she's 15.
Is this, is I mean, appropriate, yes or no?
But obviously he thought it was.
And here we are, many yearslater.
(36:27):
No, so I had to go with himinto town.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
You should have just gave McCoy your debit card.
Mccoy, will you please getthese?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, he would have done it.
He would have done it for you.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh totally, I think.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Totally, but the people that we were staying with
him.
Can you watch my kids?
Because they don't want to getout of the lake and I've got a
husband who is like 16 thinkingabout.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
You should have just said can I borrow a sock?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Do you have an old sock flying around?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You don't use you stay at home.
You know, like I've heard ofthis, the hippies used to do
that.
Oh yes, make their own tampons.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
In no way ever do I ever, ever want to try to live
off the land.
No, no, no, no.
I know, but I'm not a pioneerwoman.
No, that is a good idea, though.
Ok, so we all agree.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah not happening.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
No, well, I was again .
We were having dinner a coupleof nights ago with some
girlfriends and, oh my gosh, wewere.
It was one of those where yourstomach hurt from just laughing
so hard, like the best 90 yearlife Exactly.
And I have a young crew at thesalons, so they always like to
try to shock me with things youknow, like they've seen on
(37:40):
TikTok or YouTube or whatnot.
This one did.
This one really did, though.
This woman inserts, remember,the yarn in her vagina while
she's on her period and makesblankets and sells people by
them, and people buy them.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
And she's a pioneer woman from.
This is not real.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
She's in the restaurant while we're eating,
she pulls up the video to showus.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yes, You're going to take it.
It's probably a reality showlike Bro.
Yes, well, they're going tocome up with a reality show on
something like that.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
What's gross is the people who are buying it.
There is a demand for that.
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Who's buying this?
Probably people that buy fartsand jars.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh, I can make a ton of money Right there you go
Trisha, it's a thing I guess, Idon't know.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
We're paid for the video where we could dip our toe
in a cake.
That's what we need to do like.
Forget our day jobs.
Yes, we just bake stuff.
You dip your toe in it andpeople will pay for it.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Well, what about the woman that pees on her underwear
and sells it on?
What is that?
My only fans?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
I don't know, but why did I think it's something like
that?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
No, she pees on her Victoria's Secret underwear and
then sells it.
And so when they ask you, isshe cute, I mean I don't know, I
haven't seen her Again.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
The girls were telling me the police office, is
there anything liquid orperishable?
What do you say?
I mean, this is really really Iknow Kind of on the board Like
are we rule followers, yes or noon that?
But yeah, no, I, I heard stuff.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I think I might have lied a couple times on that.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
If it's liquid or perishable.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Not with my underwear .
I was just mailing some.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
No, but it'll be dried out by the time it gets
there.
Yes, she's making like $100,000a year.
What I'm going to lookindifference.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yes, and she's probably going for the
semi-annual sale.
Just Stop being a pest so shecan up her profits.
Yes, and here I am.
I'm not even going to go buy abra because I know.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
As far as I'm concerned, she's one hell of a
business woman.
She's an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
How much are they?
I don't have a good question.
How much are you selling?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
it for I don't know.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Well, let's ask the girl from work that gets on the
TikTok.
I don't have TikTok, so I don'tknow I can't reference that I
can't handle another platform.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
That's where I'm at with it.
I don't, I only do.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Facebook Do you Snapchat?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yes, I think I need to.
It sounds like everybody I knowis Snapchat.
I've gotten started on that.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
So my daughter Marley , she does the Snapchat and
we're on a streak the Snapchat,the streak, the Snapchat, the
streak, yeah, where you snapeach other every day and then
you stay on a streak.
So I'm learning all kinds ofthings.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yes, I remember those days.
I can't break my streak.
Yes, Can you.
If they were going to be out oftown and couldn't have access
to the phone, they'd have afriend log in and keep their
streaks.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
But they're not even pictures of anything real.
It's like no, no, it's all.
But which is we?
Do the filters?
Is it just to let you know thatyou're thinking of that person?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I don't know, it's just too much to handle.
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Is it like a record that I've got the most of
anybody in my grade my friends?
No, yeah, I don't know.
Ok, I don't know.
What about Be Real.
We were talking about that thisweek.
Was that me and you?
Yeah, what's this?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
The Be Real.
What's that?
My girls have that.
Your phone goes off I don'thave it, but my daughter does
and you have certain people thatare in your friend group and
your friend.
Your phone gives you this alertand you have to take a picture
of what you're doing.
So it takes a picture of thefront and the back.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
In the back yeah.
I would take a picture of youand then you do a selfie and
that's your.
Be Real, yeah, so you know whatthey're doing.
Right then, and you have somany minutes to do it.
If you don't do it, you're out.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
You're out of the Be Real here.
I was thinking it had to dowith movies, the Be Real.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Like being real.
Yeah, we're real, but I'm notgoing to do a freaking app.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Hey, never know, a year from now, you're going to
be like you're going to havethis app that you're doing,
you're going to be.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Maybe we have to pause recording.
It's time for Be Real, yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Or just hey, while you're recording, people think
it's better, they'll pay more,and then all of a sudden, yes,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Oh my gosh, I know that we could keep talking.
We're going to have to gettogether again, most definitely.
Yes, sure, but I want people toknow where they can listen to
you guys on your podcast.
Give us all the dates, yes.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
The mic is on.
Yes, the mic is on WithValentina, and we are on all the
platforms Spotify, Apple, gimmyList so that's where you can
find us.
Only fans.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Yeah, they're going to be starting that with the
cake.
Could you do a joint venture inthere?
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Yeah, I mean you don't like it.
The weirdest thing I don't know.
We've seen a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I can't even imagine, I don't even nothing's weird
anymore.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
You're like Isn't that the truth, Beth?
I?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
mean no, really You're like yeah.
We did have somebody leave a ratbehind, like a pet rat, yes,
and but I didn't know that theyleft that behind.
I just knew that they werebeing.
They were really mad aboutbeing evicted, so they were
(43:24):
going to get me.
And so what they?
I had known, cause, like a weekprior, I went in and inspected
and they had these big garbagecans and they weren't emptying
their cat boxes, like taking itoutside, so they were throwing
it all in these big garbage cans.
People are mean and I knew, andit smelled, yeah, they're just
(43:47):
so I didn't want to go in thereand cause I knew there was these
cans and then I'm going tothrow up and then it's just
going to be bad.
So I thought, well, let's alljust wait for maintenance to
come.
Well, they didn't come thatweek and then they didn't come
till the following week and I'mlike, oh, there's like an
aquarium in here and then I hearlike a noise and I'm like they
(44:11):
left a rat and then it hadgotten underneath the cabinets.
Oh, it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
And that's what they were hoping for.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, so it was the cat poo and a rat so that was it
was it's not a good day whenyou be real about this.
Later they're going to see itbe like I got her.
Yeah, I knew it, I knew I gother.
They did dress man.
Yeah, last laughs on you, I gotevicted and you got a rat.
(44:41):
We have had people take andlike smear, catch up and
anything in their fridge on thewalls before they left and
things like that.
But I mean it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
I've had them take their garbage that they just
didn't take out and they justkept piling it in their closets.
So by the time you get in therelike there's roaches.
Like falling on you.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
It smells bad.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yes.
It's people can be justhorrible.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
I have a lot of great stories.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Oh gosh, you're going to have to write a book and
much worse.
But people are horrible or canbe.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, oh, the messages with the catch up,
though.
I mean I feel like Mav's goingto do that someday at our house
just for fun.
Hi, mom, mom, I learned tospell.
I learned cursive.
Cursed mustard, yeah, oh withmustard.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Mustard is in your brain and the curse of you.
That would be impressed,because they just don't learn
that.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
I don't think they are anymore.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
No, they don't, they are teaching it now they are,
yep, oh, they're bringing itback.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
OK, ok.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Bringing the sex side .
Speaker 1 (45:53):
They've started typing again, but you're typing
in third and fourth grade.
My daughter goes oh, like intyping class I was doing 20
miles per hour and I said, ohwell, that's what I want.
20 words per minute?
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh, ok, probably, but absolutely hey, that's
impressive, though, because it'sworking with keyboards on their
iPad.
Yeah, no, but she sprained herfingers.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
We went to Walgreens and got the little metal thing.
Because I was like, oh, how amI going to get her shut up?
We're going to buy this.
And then stopped crying andeverything was fine and she was
always typing and it was hardwith that.
I only could get six miles perhour.
And six miles per hour I'm likedo you have to start over on
level?
I didn't know how this workedand I don't know it was maybe
(46:43):
they know something we don't.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Maybe when the whole system is going to crash and
we're going to have to go backto typewriters?
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Hell, I don't know, I don't know what's going on on
the outside, but seriously,we're losing power all the time.
Our internet's I mean the wholeairport was out Immersing
hospital the other day.
Yeah, completely lost power.
Yes, all of it.
I mean, thank goodness the bothare on a generator.
But yeah.
I don't know Typewriter it isWell.
(47:11):
Hey, you know I love thetypewriter.
I mean, I'm thinking the oldchisel.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Well, and then remember putting in the
corrections that I'd be likebackspace.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
R Dina.
I still have white out.
She has white out in her purse.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
What For her little planner?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
You have some paper planner.
Yes, I do so.
It's the liquid one, not eventhe roller, oh hell.
No, it's old school.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Do they sell that still, and I suppose you're
buying like the three packs, soyou get a discount Because
you're using.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
so much of it and I stock up during school.
Back to school supplies Well,that would be the time.
And it stays fresh all year.
Oh yeah, because I'm smellingit too.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
OK, I mean like the cement glue, yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Here.
Wait, I don't know.
That does sound like a set.
I forgot about that.
It does, yeah, well, ok, soafter the episode, I guess we're
just going to see what he's gotin the first place.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I'm going to see how furture she and her puffing.
Yeah, I'm going to get her somepuffing.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Are you available next Tuesday?
I am now See.
Nothing even happened.
Nothing even happened.
It's not showing what I was noevidence.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Exactly what I was laughing about, though, when you
guys brought up the typewriter,is that they have an old school
typewriter that you can hook upto your iPad.
No, they just.
It is so cute.
They just make the noises,everything, and I was like I
might have to get an iPad justfor this old school typewriter
which is like record players.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
You could never find them.
And now they're everywhere.
I know I love my record playerand then all I can think of on
the old school typewriter islike I'm about to be in the
episode of the Shining and I'mgood with that.
Yeah, I love the Shining.
I do remember Me too.
Red Room yeah, there's probablya kid riding by in a big wheel
right now as we speak.
(49:05):
When we walk out At least it'sdaylight.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Well, how do you think I feel His wife's name in
that movie is Wendy.
So when he's like Wendy, I'mgoing to kill you.
I'm like, oh Like hearing yourname said in that way.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Doesn't he say like Johnny's back?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Here's Johnny.
Here's Johnny.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Well, I often have a peaceful time sitting on your
patio tonight, Wendy.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Because, I know I was like oh, I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Can you buy a big wheel anymore Besides a vintage
place?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
because I'm hitting the sidewalk Like Remember when
you said that I rememberspinning out with the brakes.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yes, yeah, I remember being in it at the Iowa State
Fair.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
I would compete when I'd come stay with my
grandparents and then you'd givethe big break and hope you'd
skid through yeah Drifting.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Drifting, drifting, my baby, yeah, yeah I, oh shit,
that's what they need to do.
You know how you can?
The snapshot filter.
You can look like a baby.
I'll do that with Vin Dieseland the movies of their babies.
Oh, why not?
(50:13):
They already have how many 20.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
They're just coming out with a new one, 10, 12, 15.
I don't know, I think they'reon 12.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
That's nice Like fast and furious.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, yes, I don't know, seems excessive.
I've only seen one and two,yeah, so I think we've seen them
all.
I don't like to.
I don't like to speed.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
So it's not my thing.
Yes, exactly, you know Fiveover.
You don't like to speed, I loveto speed.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
I mean five over and I'm, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Maybe 10, if I'm not paying attention because I'm
texting.
I'm not being a speeding on thehighway, but I'm not texting and
driving, I'm speeding town allthe time.
It's yeah, what?
Yeah, we better cut it out.
I, yeah, I do that quite a bit.
Is it a wedding?
We better cut that out.
(51:00):
Well, but texting and drivingis no different than when we
were trying to read the mapquest directions that we print
out.
I know, like I know, whenyou're solo and you're trying to
decide where you turn, yeah,yeah, it's kind of the same.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
But no Safety, first Safety first, yeah, we might
want to cut out to where Imailed liquid through the post
office.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, they're going to be like checking records.
Yeah, trisha, and I got theediting.
No one knew you mailed it underan alias.
I know you better than that.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
I know exactly Venus Rivas.
She's on the chance now.
Yeah, there goes your TSA freecheck.
Oh, I hope not.
I don't know.
I don't want to have to take myshoes off and crap.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
They're going to be.
Tsa is going to be snapchatting about you.
Yeah, Watch out.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Listen, yeah, talk about TSA.
I know we said that we weregoing to cut off.
I was in Florida in this woman.
I did not do TSA because my momwas flying with me.
Okay, so I had to take my shoesoff everything.
Oh yeah, this woman had twocats and a cat carrier and they
both shit out of their look atthis because they were nervous.
(52:16):
Okay so they had shit andliterally behind you in line, or
she was behind me and we had togo up and get our things.
Well, the cat, literally bothof them had just shit all over
the place from obviously beingvery nervous.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
Because they put them through the security.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
No, no, no, they had to carry them, you know, and
their carriers went through theI've never seen anybody travel
with a cat.
But yes, two of them, two, andthey were huge.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
I felt so.
So they should have the carrieron the person.
No, they just on the floor.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, just on the floor.
Yeah, and I felt so bad for thecat.
Did somebody come rushing overwith some kitty litter?
That's what I was going to sayTSA, just or not TSA.
But the airport people, theydidn't know what to do, you know
.
So here we're all standingaround like we got to get our
shit literally off the belt.
So it doesn't run into theExactly.
(53:08):
But I went over to my mom.
I'm like, as soon as we gethome you are getting TSA
approved If I am traveling withyou anymore.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Yeah mom, Come on, there's a kitty.
You're paying it, or else youstay home Exactly.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Oh yeah, and this woman had a stroller for the
cats too.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
I don't think I've ever seen anybody traveling with
cats and I, it's no secret, I'mjust not a cat person.
But I hope nobody sits next tome on a plane with a cat.
Yeah, I don't know what I woulddo.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
They were huge too, these cats were, and the husband
was pissed.
Oh yeah, because the cats hadshit.
You know the?
Speaker 4 (53:45):
And the ladies probably trying to give a snap.
Quick snap chatter.
Be real in.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Here's what happens.
Where's that?
Saw dust.
It was a mess I used to throwdown when kids barked.
Seriously, oh yeah, I don'tknow what you.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, it was a mess.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
I feel for you on that.
I thought you were goingsomewhere way different with the
story.
No, no, like that.
One time is like yeah, gigi,we're flying back from Florida
and Gigi just wanted to wear aswimsuit through the airport, so
I let her.
Yeah, I mean, sounds good.
And then you come in with thecat shit.
Yeah, disgusting, and all I canthink of is how I'm not eating
(54:18):
at any potluck anytime soon.
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Oh yeah, I've never seen cats fly before.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
Never, I dogs, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, I shit all over the place.
So I mean I let mom have it fornot having to say.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Here's the question, the question of the hour.
Did she get the TSA prechecknow?
And how do you do that?
I don't have it either.
Oh girl, you gotta get it.
Oh, it's super easy.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
TSA precheck.
Look, do I just need to goonline and get that?
It's like $75.
It might be.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
It's 90.
It's okay, it's probably more,not that's deal breaker Don't
even talk about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
It is so worth it.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
You don't have to take your shoes off, nope, you
don't have to take your laptopout of your bag, nothing.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
But the last time I was in the airport the summer
the TSA line was longer than theTrue.
Maybe it's too easy to get nowthe regular security.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
Here in Des Moines, though where else?
Where Des Moines?
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Oh yeah, I was like they had probably combined them,
because sometimes they will.
No, they don't.
Oh, okay, because I've before,like in Des Moines, the TSA line
will be closed, so I'll gothrough the regular line, but I
don't have to take my shoes offor anything.
So what applies to the TSA linewill apply to the peasant line.
Speaker 4 (55:35):
I was just going to say, as you're rolling through
with your phone, tsa, excuse me,the line is closed, but I'm TSA
precheck.
So if you have a cat, get backto the line.
Yes, I like TSA bitches, moveover.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
It's the best thing ever.
It really is coming through.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
It's worth every penny you have to like renew
every year Every five years?
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yeah, three or five or something.
Yeah, how, next time you travel, though, with your mom, wear
your Moo Moo, yes, and thenlet's like let us know the
status of her TSA versus not.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I'll send you guys a picture of my Moo Moo tonight
because we're going camping.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
We need to put that when we put this episode up, the
next review in your room, doyou?
Speaker 4 (56:20):
just wear Moomoo's while camping?
No, no, no, I mean I I wearthem at home too.
No, no, no, no, oh, no, no, no.
Yes, I'm going camping, I'monly packing my Moomoo's, well-.
And was your husband's name,jeremy?
Yes, jeremy, brace yourself,it's Moomoo time.
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Now no, but us girls will come out in our Moomoo
sometimes and drink our coffee,sitting at the picnic table.
Speaker 4 (56:48):
I'm probably going to buy one, because I'm going to
Cancun the end of September.
I'm only taking a backpack, ohnice, and a Moomoo would roll
nicely, yeah, and I could likehalves it and like get a couple
other things in there there yougo Walmart six dollars.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
I know I'm like I just don't want to walk in there
.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
No, I'm going to Amazon one and see what has lace
, or I'll probably just wait andget it and then just sew it on
myself.
Oh, totally the lace collar.
So I mean I'm going to send youmy pictures.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
I got.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Moomoo's back.
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
I'm going to send you a picture tonight my regular
Moomoo for at home and then mycamping Moomoo, so they're
separate.
Oh yeah, totally we're notcrossing over, got it.
We are not crossing over, butwe're going to end on this
because this is quite funny.
My sister-in-law, when shecomes camping with us too, and
she'll sleep in the backbed withme and in her Moomoo too.
(57:48):
No, she sleeps in her shortsand like a tank top, but I had
rolled over and my tit washanging out of my Moomoo.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
Was it like a tank top?
Moomoo, no, which makes it evenbetter.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
I had not washed it, so it was strange.
Speaker 4 (58:13):
Wait, you didn't wash it, it was stretched, it was
like the color.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
I had just rolled over Julie.
You'll have to have Julie tellyou the story she said.
She just woke up and was likejust close your eyes.
I'm like, just close your eyes,just close your eyes.
Speaker 4 (58:36):
Now, a good sister would have been like here, yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
Okay, we can't end on that.
We can end on that story.
Now, this is obviously somethingthat, if you're listening, you
need to go watch this on YouTube.
There's a visual part.
But I was with my sister andJason in New York and it was
this tiny hotel room.
Oh yeah, jason slept in one bedand my sister and I slept in
(59:03):
the other.
We literally like laid on oursides.
I mean, these beds were sosmall.
Oh yeah, you can resonate withus Exactly, I know what you're
saying.
So we're both asleep, it's themorning.
I'm on my side, my sister's onour side and we're facing each
other.
Well, all of a sudden, I feelthis Like this on my boo and my
(59:26):
sister, we both open our eyes atthe same time and she goes.
She's like I had a dream.
I was opening a door, but itwas so fun because we just like
frozen.
She's just like I'm like this,and then we just she's like I
don't know, we just were justlike in shock and then we just
(59:49):
like fell back asleep.
Speaker 4 (59:52):
Never speak of this again, yeah, until you have a
podcast where thousands ofpeople are going to hear it and
they can get on YouTube and seethe effect of me doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
So we fall back asleep.
So, like later that day, we'reon the subway and out of nowhere
she just goes.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
oh my gosh, no you didn't drive it, you twisted it.
You're in.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Tokyo.
Yeah, oh, sorry, that story istoo good.
That was a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's amazing.
I love it.
I don't have a sister, so Idon't have stories like that,
but Damn, yeah, maybe you andBeth will create one.
Well, we probably got a storylike that at some point.
Yeah, yeah, oh, my gosh, I doknow the New York room where
you're like, oh, oh gosh, and itwas a gazillion dollars for
(01:00:43):
this tiny room.
Oh for sure.
Yeah, we walked into ours.
When we stayed in, I felt likeit was like freshly painted
white, like they used it for ascene for SVU.
And then like, oh, we got to getsomebody in here real quick and
so we were like what the toiletwas just like it was like a
half bathtub, I don't knowSeriously.
So I get it, the bed wasprobably not even a double.
(01:01:07):
Oh yeah, and that's crazy.
And so how could you not go tograb a door and grab a boob?
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I mean I'm glad that she wasn't like trying to like
something bad wasn't happeningand she didn't like but the fact
that she got her right out ofthe boob she was like oh my God,
Were you thinking, not the?
Face is my husband Like, yeah,I was, like my sister was having
a.
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
And he probably just slept through the whole thing.
The whole thing, yeah, like oh,that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
That is fantastic.
Well, I could talk and talk,and talk, but yeah, we'll love
it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
We'll be having you guys back on.
So many laughs Good thing.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I wore my nicks.
I think I might need next.
Are they called next?
Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I hope so, or else like we just.
Well, there's a bunch ofdifferent brands on that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I don't know.
But Well, we're going to haveto exchange time, exchange some
products anyways.
Yeah the nicks, yeah, yeah,bra's, whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I'm inspired.
We should have like a favoritethings party.
Have you heard of that?
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Yes, yeah, you have three things.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Oh, there you go, fantastic.
Oh my gosh, I'm break.
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I like this.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I know that you have.
You bring three of yourfavorite things like three
things, and however meant threeof them each and you're giving
oh, and then you try oh, it'slike it's a whole favorite thing
.
You get a great thing and thenthe whole thing like Oprah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Okay, yeah, I'm all in it's frenzies with Bruce keys
or wine, or shots or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
It's a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I like it.
We'll do that next.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Yeah, and then we're gonna, we're gonna be we're
gonna be making a video of this.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I'm like what's this?
A lot of fun, there's a lot offun, there's a lot of fun and
yeah.
I'm excited about this.
Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Let's make it into a fundraiser.
Oh my gosh, like give us threemore minutes and we're gonna
solve all the world's problemsFor sure, and like poverty is
destroyed.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Yup, let's do it yeah .
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Let's, let's end on that mic drop, mic drop, bye,
bye.
That's amazing, that's going tobe quite.
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Your Sastastic.
Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Life is produced by ApexVO.
Go to ApexVOcom.
Go to ApexVOcom.
Music your Sastastic Life with hosts Tricia Rivas and
Wendy Fredrigo.
Ready Alright 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hello, hello, how does it go?
This is super exciting.
We have some more podcastingqueens in the room Two blondes
and two burnettes Watch out.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
With perfectly straightened crowns, probably
Right, yup 100% no.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
so there's no straightened crown on this head.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
You are a natural blonde, though, right?
Yes, see, there we go.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So we are excited to have you guys on, because
obviously we love talking towomen who have strong
friendships.
But then you also have apodcast.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So, tina Beth, Hello, hello, hey, hey, the mic is on.
Is your podcast?
Yes, yes, when did you start?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
When was that?
April?
Okay, we had this idea probablyin March, we think you know
we're women of action, so let'sjust start it in April, like
we're going to try it and do it.
And yeah, don't ask us wherewe're going, we don't know, we
just, we just have it going.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's what Beth said I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes, yeah, so how do you know each other?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We've been in the industry property management
industry for our whole adultlife.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yes, so 20,.
We're about the same age 26years.
We have a lot in common withthe property management industry
.
Yes, we do a lot of managingpeople managing A lot of
problems.
Yes, yes, many, many hacks, Iwould say.
But yeah, we just met eachother a long time ago through
(02:05):
that, and I think what's funabout that is we both started in
property management kind of thesame way.
We needed a rent discount, we'dclean the hallways, things like
that.
So we, you know, we startedfrom the bottom.
Now we're here.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, I love that.
How did you guys come up withthe name?
I love the name of the podcastdrinking girl.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, lots of lots of drinks.
Yes, lots of drinks.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, like was it like ?
Oh shit, the mic is on.
Is that kind of the vibe thatyou're going for, or a little
bit.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, so we, we did this show, which we can't really
talk about yet, but the micwould be on, and so you'd want
to be really careful, when themic is on, of what you would say
, because you know you couldfart in the bathroom or you
could tell a secret, I mean justyou know.
(03:00):
So it was like oh, the mic ison.
It was like you know you'redoing like the type thing.
So, anyway, it just came to that.
I love that.
I do too.
So more to come on that later.
Okay, Fun, fun story.
And you know, when the mic ison you can say different things
than maybe when it's off or fromyour show.
(03:22):
I gather you guys just saywhatever in the hall you want,
whenever you want, and itdoesn't matter if the mic is on
or not.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, there's some editing that goes.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I will say that have any time.
That minimum, yeah, very minute.
We try to keep the editing downto a minute and there have been
times, though, that Jason'slike you guys stop, like, wait
till the mics are on, becausethere's gold stuff that comes
out and the mics are on yet.
So sometimes we just startedand you know we'll use it later
for blooper rails or something.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
You need to do that.
Yeah, yeah, always always tape,you never know.
No exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's going to happen.
Exactly Before you had gottenhere, though Beth was talking
about, you guys have childrenthat are in the same age.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,and you had huge age gap yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So tell us about that .
And, as we were saying, boysand girls are way different to
race.
So I've got a daughter who's 20.
Her son is 20.
Yep, and then we started againand we've got nine and eight,
eight year olds, right, yeah,yeah, yeah, my daughter's nine
Now she has a son.
Yes, so life is well.
(04:29):
It's harder, I would say it'sharder to be a parent as you get
older.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh, my gosh, I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I'm tired, yes, yes, and you let a lot more things go
, and I see that through ourfriendship, even like with you
know it's like, okay, they caneat whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Doritos for breakfast .
Yeah, Harder.
No, I think it's easier.
I'm like I don't have to stressso much about that.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
That's a better way to put it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yes, Okay, so you don't judge yourself and try to
follow the parenting.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, blogs, and so do the 20 year olds make
comments about things that theyounger siblings get away with.
That you're a lot more relaxedon, because my 30 and 21 year
old do that to their 14 year oldsister.
Oh sure they say she spoiledrotten, spoiled rotten.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, since my daughter's the older one, she's
more.
She's like they're like they'reher little babies.
So she takes and does, you know, whatever she wants.
Now, who knows what she thinks,but she's.
Whenever she's around it's likea holiday.
So we're going to go, do allthe activities and pay all the
money and get all the popcornand that person you know.
(05:38):
So I would say not not so much,but I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
My son worries more about my daughter.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And so we're going to go ride her bike to school and
you know, we've recently beentalking a lot about like sex
trafficking.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm like we live right off the interstate, you
know and I it's a scary thing,but I'm like I don't want her to
petrified like that.
She's not going to go out.
I'm like, all right, well, youcan go ahead and ride your bike,
it's not far.
And then he goes.
Mom, do you think this isreally a good idea?
I'm like it's like a half amile, like I can you know I'm
watching.
(06:15):
You know like it's fine, butit's funny that he's like
concerned.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And then you're questioning all your life
decisions.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yes, right, right, maybe I'll just strike by and
make sure it's there.
Don't call it's fine, I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So I just have girls.
So tell me, what do you thinkis the biggest difference
between raising girls and boys?
What have you?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Well, there's definitely not the drama.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I mean with boys.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Well and my okay.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So mine are eight and five and they are still to that
point where I'm they're not.
You know, like we love you andhugs and I hope they always stay
that way.
But when Sayola hit, maybe 10,11, you know, like you're so
dumb you don't know anything.
How could we even think thatright now?
Like you have no idea what I'mgoing through?
(07:07):
And we just went through it.
She was home for break and Itotally missed.
In the mail we got a jurysummons.
Oh, she did.
And I'm like, okay, well, I'mjust going to throw that away
and then, like we'll just forgetabout it.
Well then, I guess you do knowthat's illegal right.
I guess, well, I guess, theyfollow up with a letter that
(07:30):
said did maybe you didn't getour postcard, maybe?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
we didn't Do.
They show up at your doorstep.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
And so she happened to be coming back.
She's in Chicago, she goes toDePaul Yep and she moved.
She came back and she sees itand she is beside herself,
beside herself.
I called, I called thecourthouse, they need a copy of
my new lease.
I'm like I can you know I'lltake it, that's not a problem.
They said I could still becalled and she is just the worry
(08:00):
and I'm like, okay, I saidwe'll just set the letter on my
desk and then and she is likebeside herself, I just need time
to process this.
Right now I just don't evenknow.
And she like throws it out myoffice and she goes to her room.
She's so responsible.
I mean, I like I love her forthat.
(08:21):
I was not that responsible atthat age, probably, yeah, but it
was a really big ordeal wherethe boys just it's.
I just feel like it's justwhatever.
Like yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'll wait for the fourth postcard to come before I
respond.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, or like, would they even know that I'm here if
I hide under my bed?
So I mean, just they, there'sno, yeah, just the drama, I
think.
And then going through theschool drama that was, you know,
that was a lot, I think it'sany, it's a lot for any teenage
girl.
I remember those days I'm surewe all, oh my gosh, yes, nobody
(08:57):
wants to be Regina, but there'sa Regina everywhere you go,
uh-huh so, but the boys are justmore, I don't know, easygoing,
I think yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, boys are easiergoing.
Girls are a lot of drama, highstress.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But she's very my daughter's super responsible, so
Well, and we talk about a lotof butts and, oh yeah, penis and
fart, yes, and poop, poops.
Yeah, who can see in thebathroom and poop longer?
Wendy and I probably shouldhave been voice, I didn't even
know that was a thing.
Yeah, I mean, like I didn'tknow that was a thing, go in and
(09:33):
out and we're like let's getmoving.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yes, so you could take your phone in there.
You could watch TikToks.
Yes, I mean there are, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I've went in before and they're posted up like iPad
on the floor.
Yeah, you know.
Leaned against yes.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh gosh, yes, let's go.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh yeah, there's much more comfortable places to sit
beyond your phone.
That's what I'm thinking.
If you sit on the toilet toolong, you're like let's start to
fall asleep At least mine do.
It's not good for you, it's notgood for you.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I think you need to be in and out in like two
minutes.
Yes, yeah, call it good, butwe're like really 20 minutes in
where I'm like McCoy.
Oh OK, what's going on?
I'm OK, I assumed that you wereOK, but you just don't want to
get off your iPad.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
So you're seeing the bathroom?
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And then they realized why they went in there.
And then they're like oh wait,now I do have to poop.
Yeah, now I have to poop.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, yes, yeah.
Well, don't they have thosebenches where you put your feet
on them, so you are put in thecorrect position?
The squatty potty, yeah, thesquatty potty.
No wait, I have, never, I havea sort of place to help the
squatty potty.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You're supposed to be aligned in the way that humans
were intended to poop, which islike squatting.
Yeah, way back before we hadtoilets and it's allegedly
supposed to come out better, soyou don't have to struggle.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I mean, did we just take a clip out of Grace and
Frankie with the rise up?
Oh yes, kind of, kind of.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I feel like it OK.
I've never heard of it.
Yeah, my nephew will probablynot watch this or listen, so I'm
going to say this.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Do it and I hope he listens and loves it, yes, and
shares with all of his friends.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Exactly Whenever he had to shit, he had to
completely naked, completelynaked, and then he perched on
the toilet like a bird oh Topoop, kind of like the squatty
potty.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Ok, See, he's going back to the way that they turned
into this, because he said itwas more comfortable to go like
that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I mean, I don't understand having to take all
the clothes off.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Ha ha ha.
I kids do that, they do Well.
I mean, is he a grown man now?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
And is he doing it?
Yes, he is, he's 18.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Is he still perching?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
The question is, does he like, when he goes into,
like a restroom you know, I'veheard discussions about this
like some men will just, youknow, pull it out, but others,
like, drop their pants all theway to there.
They're like, oh, why are youdoing that?
I didn't even know.
This was like a thing.
I don't know.
What do I care, I'm not justdropping their pants at the
urinal.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, Mr Producer, is this true?
It is, it is in fact.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
True, it is Like I've heard about this and they're
like that's so weird that somedude would do that, and I'm like
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It is a thing.
It is a thing.
My little koi, the sweetest kidin the whole wide world, comes
home in second grade last yearand says kids at school, we're
making fun of me because Ipulled down my underwear and my
pants all the way to my ankleswhen I pee.
He's like I just like how, likeyou like the breeze?
You know, yeah, but it must bea thing where you just OK, he
(12:38):
does like.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But so you should teach him that he'll be.
It will be weird later in lifeif he continues.
I didn't know.
I should probably check with myson to be like, when you go in
there, like what are we doing,what are you doing?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I just told him.
Well, koi told Mav, yeah, koitold Mav about this just
happening at school.
And so Mav only does theunderwear thing and then that's
it.
He's like I'm not doing that, Idon't want kids making fun of
me.
That's weird, right?
Do women do that?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I'm questioning my life decisions now.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
We just point to your knees, right?
That's all I do, but I don'tlook down.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yes, because otherwise it's going to hit the
floor and it'll have like plates.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, you don't want your pants hit the floor.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I'm going to have to watch.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, I, yeah, that is exactly why I don't wear rompers
, oh gosh.
And you have to sit there naked.
I about, I'm not wearing a onepiece.
And then, if you only have, onthe nipple covers.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
you're really.
People can see through thatcrack in the stall I know, and
that is a beautiful sight.
I don't care, I will wear aromper.
That's a romper, gail.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Are you a romper All this love?
Do you have like a crotchopener?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
No, I don't.
Either she's got it or I'm thehype gal.
I'm in the bathroom with her,can you?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
come in with me because I can't zip up the back
and I'm like you're just so youknow it's everything.
And she goes oh, ok.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, it's fine, femme City.
Last year, I was doing thelunchtime thing, yes, and my
romper zipper broke early in theday.
Oh no, and it like was thewhole back zipper.
Oh, and I'll just say this look, I didn't have on underwear, so
it's just like all there.
I'm like, friend, give me yoursweater.
So I ended up wearing a sweater, because what else are you
(14:26):
going to do?
Yeah, there was, I will say,though there were several ladies
in the bathroom trying to helpme fix it.
Oh nice.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Of course I'm glad to hear that, coming together, yep
, love it.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
The runway Women helping women.
I once almost dislocated myshoulder oh gosh, you're going
to romper.
Yep.
Trying to get it on while I wasin the bathroom.
I might have had a couplecocktails, but I'm pretty sure I
dislocated my collarbone.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Because it was, I don't know what I was trying to
do.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I don't know.
It was already tight.
You know it was already tight.
That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The rompers are hard to get against.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, and then it had a zipper and I was trying to
zip it up the back.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
No, yeah, well, yeah, so you come out of the bathroom
with a sling Instead of havinga?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
sweater over it.
You've made a.
Yeah, I thought you know what,fuck it.
I just came out with the romperon my chest and you're brought
underwear, my nipple covers andno panties.
It was OK, it was at work, itwas at her daughter's school.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, she went to price a king.
She's been banned.
Did you learn a lesson in past?
Spare outfit in your trunk fromnow on.
That is so true.
I was questioning everything inlife when that happened, I'm
like that's why I need to carryin extra something in the trunk.
(15:54):
Like it was, it was devastating.
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Seriously, you guys, we did that all the time when
our kids were little.
You always had a backup outfitin the diaper bag.
Why don't we carry a backupoutfit?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Mavs started kindergarten and they sent home
the baggy to put in the extraclothes.
They do, sayola, we don't,we're not putting, he's not
going to have an accident.
Oh gosh, why are they puttingthe bag for you to put the stuff
in there then, mom, I don'tknow a responsible one.
So we do have that packed, yes.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yes, I think I never know.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
You don't know.
You don't know.
I mean, I had a zipper mishap,yes, hardcore zipper mishap, and
that was that.
Was that so?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
yeah, it happens.
Word of mouth malfunctionshappen.
It's a real thing.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I will say, though, I've learned a lot in the past
year.
I only buy rompers with theside zip now, oh, that makes
sense, and instead of the backzip, you're not going to
dislocate your shoulder and youcan suck everything in a lot
more and up while you pull atthe same time.
Nice, just shopping.
Tip by Tina.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I love it.
If you're looking for a romper,that could be a whole different
episode.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Or almost like.
I like some of the ones thatare like really like, almost
like a Moo Moo type romper wherethey just you know, there's no
zippers you just put them on.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh yeah, let's just get rid of the zippers.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, elastic, those are nice, yeah, really roomy.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Talk about Moo Moos.
What do you guys wear to bed?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh my gosh, you know what I do wear moos.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You do, yes, from Walmart, and I love them.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I Absolutely love them now I saw a real of a group
of women had a moomoo party,yes, and I was like, yes, I
think actually maybe they wentto red lobster or something and
I'm like that's kind of cool tobe in their moos, yeah, yeah
they were in snap-off.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Were they wearing anything under the moos?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I don't know what they talked about.
That's the question.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That is the question.
I don't know, but I was likelook at.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Trisha bringing sexy back.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I'm always interested .
I'm always interested.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I don't know what women wear.
Yeah, well, I don't wear amoomoo to bed, but I think
Saturday I had on my Floridamoomoo that I got at the gift
shop.
That was my husband thought wasquite nice, mm-hmm.
When you said that, though, itmade me think.
When I had my daughter 20 yearsago, I remember getting home
from the hospital she was acouple days old yeah sitting in
my bed and I was like sobbingProfusely and I'm like I'm never
(18:23):
gonna be able to sleep nakedagain Ever in my life, because
now I've got a kid.
Like what's happening in theworld?
I like I'm just, yeah, so Right.
When you said that I don't wearmoomoo's now.
I just wear a t-shirt, yeah, myhusband's underwear typically.
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I like the boxer briefs.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
What so?
Let everything breathe.
Yeah well, and I don't have anyshorts.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
So oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well, I have a couple , but yeah, that's, I wear like
the two-piece, like silk.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Oh yes, Yep I have those two.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, I like like an actual pajama set.
You say I'll send you a picturetonight.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Please send it, like I post it.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, yes, yes and we hope you have it.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
We hope you have it in your rollers.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
And I'll do my best.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yes, yeah, the cigarette.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Maybe a cigar on it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, in a cup of scotch.
Yeah, perfect, yeah.
Well, I always have the bestintentions to and I have pretty
pajamas, but I always go back tothe Old faithful.
The old faithful, moomoo.
Yeah, yeah, wendy.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
So up until recently, before my temperature changed
in my body, oh yeah, I wasalways tough times fucking
freezing.
So I literally would wear, Iwould wear sweatpants, sweat
church to bed, like I, I Can'tsleep naked.
I've tried, I can't.
Yeah, I like having everythingcovered.
It feels cozy, oh sure, yeah.
So I go to bed.
(19:57):
We keep our house pretty cold,so I go to bed with that.
But then, of course, nowmidnight hits and I'm just Now,
you're naked, mm-hmm, juststripping shit off like.
And then half an hour later Iwake up because I'm freezing,
right, because I'm not hotanymore, but I'm covered in
sweat, yeah.
So I literally change clothes,like Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It's and then your sheets are wet.
Oh, I throw a blanket over it.
Yeah, it's like what are youdoing?
Me too, like you're sweatingbecause you just put on five
blankets.
It's just this bad for ajogging pants.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So, yes, there's no happy medium there.
It is it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, truly truly is it's.
I've heard they.
There's some Pyjamas you canbuy that are supposed to be
wicking.
Yes, yes, I just need to do it.
I have not heard that.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
However, it I mean, it sounds like it could be makes
sense the thing to do.
Yeah, okay, so then let's takeit a step further.
Do you wash the Moo Moo aftereach wear in the silk pajamas?
Are you washing it once a week?
What?
What does that look like?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Well, twice a week, okay, twice a week, yeah, twice
a week.
But I have numerous Moo Moos.
Okay, yes, I have numerous Moos, I'm not kidding you.
I have some with unicorns, Ihave some with rainbows.
Katie Bennett, who works for me, she even got me a Moo Moo.
She did when she was onvacation.
Well, oh, she really thought ofyou when she did all that she
(21:21):
did.
She's, she's like.
I know how much Trisha lovesher Moo Moos.
How often you wash your sheets,all I can think of.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Right now, though, is Time out of that.
Are we talking like mama'sfamily?
Moo Moo no.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I mean, they're like a, almost like a rayon.
Okay, I got cute patterns onthem, now I do when I go camping
, and fall is our most favoritetime.
I shit you, not you guys.
I'm gonna send you all apicture of this, moo Moo on this
book.
I need it.
Yeah, it's Checkered and it'swool.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
you're one with nature, it's wool and it has
little lace.
I know Jeremy gets turned on bythe whole bunion girlfriend
would wear yes, and Jeremy comesin in his Paul Bunyan outfit.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Oh, yeah, okay, I love it.
I don't know him, but if he'sgot a beard then I really want
it.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, yes, I yes but my girlfriends and I, we always
go shopping the day afterThanksgiving and we camp
together.
So we all got matching plaidMoo Moos with the lace.
Collar with the latest card.
Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
There's lace.
There's lace on your Christmascard photo.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Well, yeah, I'm gonna get Jason and Wendy, one, two
and all the girls.
Yes, this time this platform anepisode I like it do.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
A special feature holiday episode yes, with sassy
Sass, sassy move, sassy lace ohyeah, this could be a merch, you
know what it could be?
We can have oh, oh, oh oh, logoit and call it all bunions,
girlfriends.
Attire of choice.
According according to thesastres stick ladies yeah, I
(23:09):
love it and their husbands.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yes, yes.
It's funny, though, that youbrought that up, because there
was a whole I Questionquestionnaire, I think on
Facebook one time, about howoften do you wash your pajamas
and how often do you wash yoursheets.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Oh yeah, oh well, you asked me and then I deflected
because we honestly like forgeta lot.
I know we do too.
Like it should be on thechecklist, but I only wash my
hair once a week.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Yeah, I only wash my hair oncea week, but I'll go.
Well, I mean the most I'llprobably go with.
The towel that I've used isthree times Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I like where this is going.
What about jeans?
People don't always wash theirjeans after they wear them, it's
true.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I always do, just because I don't wear usually
undies with them.
How often do you?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
wash your bras Never.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
That's another question.
Never, because I don't wantthem to wear out.
I need to keep them for many,many years, that's right.
So we have to go buy a hair dye.
Oh, and when you put them inthe washer and they spin out in
the dryer that's, you're takingthe life away right out of them.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, and so the worst it is.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, you can order anything online, but just air
dry it.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Just put it in the wash and then put it up so
everybody can see them when theywalk in through the garage.
Oh, laundry day at the runnels.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
I mean let's do a drive by and see if that's got
her garage open.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She's got them hooked on the flagpole.
She's got her ice cream standout front.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Exactly, and they're hanging up like the tinsel.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I mean you know.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I hope Martha Stewart doesn't listen to this episode.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
She's going to be disgusted with us.
She's going to send you some uhjam, uh some mumus, probably in
her.
I don't know Well what would beher print, but she might yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Flowered.
Mm hmm, I think we shouldprobably take a poll on both of
our podcasts of how often peoplewash their mumus, their sheets
and their undergarments.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I don't know if we want to hear some of the answers
, it's probably going to besurprising.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yes, Now that I'm done with it, I'm like I'm very
like our guest bathroom, becausewe have a lot of traffic in and
out.
We've got the pool.
I'll always I take that toweland put it in the washer.
Yeah, that's about the onlything I monitor, though I'm kind
of worried about this.
But why is the washer and dryerat my house always going Always
(25:47):
?
I know, always, always.
It's a struggle Without fail.
And I was even smart and put intwo washers and two dryers and
they're still always going.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Really.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Well, why in the hell would you do that?
Put in two washers and dryers.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yes, no, I like that Time saver tip.
Oh, we, totally.
But so then my family, I'm like.
Washer number one is whitestowels, socks, undies, that type
of stuff.
Washer two is all of yourcolored stuff like jeans,
whatever I like it.
But if you're my husband, thenyou put the towels in with my
dress, pants and then, and thenyou get assigned back to the
(26:29):
basket and your shig gets donelast, because you're not
following what's going on withthe laundry system.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Speaking of that, how many times have you been
somewhere and you go to thebathroom and pull down your
pants and there's somethingstuck in your pants.
Oh my gosh, like a sock,another pair of underwear, yeah,
like just a bandaid, a band, arandom bandaid from your laundry
or they're inside out.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh, gosh, gosh.
That happens to me all the time.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
All you can wear with pride.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's fine.
Let me stick that tag.
Oh, that's just the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm wearing my dress and I'm inside out.
I'm sitting in the back andthey're like Trisha, my God fuck
, I've got the dress inside.
What did I know is it's myblack one that I have the little
bow on the back.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Did you just do this?
Hold on.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Listeners she just took off her dress, exactly yeah
.
And then I wrapped it aroundlike a bandaid.
I'm here to rob the bank.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
They won't recognize me if I wear my dress inside out
.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Exactly.
They're like take the money,put your clothes back on.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
When they question witnesses, right?
I don't even know what to see.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Exactly, she was so fast.
Yes, her nipples were on.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Even that's all I was looking at, couldn't catch her
face Wait, but I think maybe shehad somebody's fashion or
something For the getaway Uber.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, getaway Uber.
Wendy's outside waiting for me.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Too much.
That's Wendy W-E-N-D we needsome new mics.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
See, that's why we love doing this, though Just, I
mean, it's just a whole separateenergy when you get together
with amazing women and can havetopics of real life.
Really, how often do you washthose sheets?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
And to laugh.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Those were some real questions that we were just
talking this morning about howit's so hard to get back.
Like you know, covid is likeway far behind us, but it's like
so many people are still stuckin that I need to be at home,
yes, yes, and I'm just like Ineed to be around people.
I want that back, like all ofthe networking and the energy,
and I don't know I agree, likejust to laugh, just for fun, and
(29:04):
if I pee a little bit, I'veordered the NYX underwear, so
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
So those are in my feed all the time.
What are they?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's the kind that like absorbs, so you don't have
to.
Well, so you don't.
I guess we're talking aboutreal shit.
You don't have to wear a tamponor a pad because it just
absorbs into underwear and thenyou can wash them.
Yes, so people will probablythink it's gross.
Some people probably are okay,but you know, like there's a
couple different brands.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, Like, how, like , how much is it going to hold?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Do you wash those every day?
So the nips, I don't think washbutts I thought I noticed a
smell.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Ew, but do you think of all the times like that
you've had accidents growing up,when you first get your period
or whatever, like I think thoseare so great because it absorbs
it?
I don't think it leaks through.
(29:58):
No, it doesn't.
What woman under 40 hasn't hadan accident when you were in the
school?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
The whole day.
Really, yeah, it absorbs, and Imean it like well, you can,
when you order what you want, ittells you, like, how much
liquid it absorbs.
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
And so I mean it, yeah All right, I'm going to do
a little research on this.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
I have a.
I have a Perry Kimbarrow.
Just wash them first.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm going to wash them.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I'm going to wash them.
And then you know what You'regood friends, I know, I know.
Put them on and then just swimaround in my saltwater pool.
It kills anything and you'regoing to be fine.
Well then, I'm washing them.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And they have swimsuits.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I mean, that's what we yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
You'll be fine New sponsors.
Well, we do have swimsuits thatare like this too right, or you
wear, I don't.
Yeah, I don't know, I just um,I was just with some teen girls
and they, you know, we're likeokay, well, that's genius, and I
did nice swimsuit, underwear,and then there's swimsuits.
But I was like I have to bethinking of these things because
(31:05):
I'm the daughter.
Yes, yes, well, this is new.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Right, and you don't want to be Miranda sex in the
city, leaving your party for twohours telling your daughter how
to put a tamp on it, and so youcan just get the swimsuit or
the undies and then problemsolved, you're just yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, and this is a true story.
The first time I had wore atampon, I was down at my
girlfriend's lake house and wewent tubing and I obviously did
not insert it correctly and we Idon't want to, I like, and we
had a wave and I guess you'renot.
Andrea Wolf was her name.
Andrea contested to fight thisand the tampon.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I just I knew that where this was going.
I can't.
I'm like no, I swear to you,Wait a minute.
Jaydeep Rose's Roundup, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Okay, hi, what's your relation to the tie besie Wave?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I know, and it was like swimsuit fit and it just.
But when you're younger though.
That's the whole thing I didn'twant to ask anybody.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, you know, I didn't want to ask anybody, you
don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
And when I was like 15, 16, I was sure I was the
person who was going to gettoxic socks.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, oh, you sit on the toilet and you'd read the
direction.
So it's like toxic shock.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
You're like, oh, my God, I don't know what the
percentage is, but I'm likethat's just, that's how I'm
going to die.
My obituary is going to saytoxic shock syndrome.
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm not doing the tampons, so okay, I'm speaking,
speaking of the lake, and I'mgoing to hold their identity.
I don't think you should.
I'm not going to name names.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
We'll have them on the comments.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
But I know of someone In a lake situation.
I can't join.
I'm like, why not?
Because I have my period and Idon't do tampons?
And I'm like, why not?
Like it's a game changer.
I'm scared of toxic shocksyndrome.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh, and this person really, how old are?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
you?
How old is this person?
Well, this person literallythought that you would get like
a shock.
I'm like stop.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
I'm already thinking the cabbage from this state fair
.
I'm going the wrong way withthis.
This was serious.
Oh, I knew it was so true, thisperson.
I want them to come forwardwhen this airs.
I want their picture.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
So it's hard to know what they do now.
Not being a good, this is notby Blinkerflare, I'm just, do
you remember?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Lisa, we have a restaurant and I said what?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
about the Blinkerflare.
Yes, there's one other peoplethat thought there was
Blinkerflare.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
OK, well there, we love those people.
Yes, they bring a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Ok, yeah, it just turned out great fluid is
important.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I did not realize that.
I thought, oh, that's a recentwhite pack.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yep, my husband was like what I'm like, he's like,
it's not like windshield wipersyou have to have brake fluid.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, who pays attention to the lights in the
car?
That's I mean, because theycome on all the time and usually
you take it somewhere.
They're like just needs reset,yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
So I mean, there you are, oh, but the tampon, or did
she get in the water?
She?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
really thought she was Well?
Did she think a shark was goingto come from the Atlantic Ocean
into the lake that you were atand mysteriously attack her?
Walked out of?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
the bathroom and was like, oh, that's not bad at all,
but forever I'd be like whoo.
Oh my god, I just like yeah,electric shock, toxic shock.
Like come on people, can yougive it a different name?
Like probably is.
I'm sure that they were not theonly person who thought that's
(35:12):
what toxic shock was Exactly.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Many people have probably thought well, where do
you go to see reviews on that?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I mean, it's a boring question, but back then we
couldn't get online.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Well, just recently, 4th of July, we were at the lake
and all this.
Like I said, I might be goingthrough menopause.
I don't know.
When does that happen?
I've been reading up on it, youknow, like, do you do the blood
test?
Yeah, what do you figure out?
Anyway, wasn't expecting to getit, got it.
So I'm like we're going to haveto drive into town so I can get
some tampons.
(35:46):
And my husband was going to getbeer.
I said, just grab some.
And he looks at me and he'sthat person.
He is that person, doesn'tmatter.
He's like I know I'm not, I'mnot going to buy those.
So I'm like they're clearly notfor him, but OK.
Right no he has always been thatway and I'm like.
(36:07):
Well, so when Zayla was younger, he literally picks up the box
like this with his elbow.
I'm like she's 15.
Is this, is I mean, appropriate, yes or no?
But obviously he thought it was.
And here we are, many yearslater.
(36:27):
No, so I had to go with himinto town.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
You should have just gave McCoy your debit card.
Mccoy, will you please getthese?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, he would have done it.
He would have done it for you.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh totally, I think.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Totally, but the people that we were staying with
him.
Can you watch my kids?
Because they don't want to getout of the lake and I've got a
husband who is like 16 thinkingabout.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
You should have just said can I borrow a sock?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Do you have an old sock flying around?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You don't use you stay at home.
You know, like I've heard ofthis, the hippies used to do
that.
Oh yes, make their own tampons.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
In no way ever do I ever, ever want to try to live
off the land.
No, no, no, no.
I know, but I'm not a pioneerwoman.
No, that is a good idea, though.
Ok, so we all agree.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah not happening.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
No, well, I was again .
We were having dinner a coupleof nights ago with some
girlfriends and, oh my gosh, wewere.
It was one of those where yourstomach hurt from just laughing
so hard, like the best 90 yearlife Exactly.
And I have a young crew at thesalons, so they always like to
try to shock me with things youknow, like they've seen on
(37:40):
TikTok or YouTube or whatnot.
This one did.
This one really did, though.
This woman inserts, remember,the yarn in her vagina while
she's on her period and makesblankets and sells people by
them, and people buy them.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
And she's a pioneer woman from.
This is not real.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
She's in the restaurant while we're eating,
she pulls up the video to showus.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yes, You're going to take it.
It's probably a reality showlike Bro.
Yes, well, they're going tocome up with a reality show on
something like that.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
What's gross is the people who are buying it.
There is a demand for that.
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Who's buying this?
Probably people that buy fartsand jars.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh, I can make a ton of money Right there you go
Trisha, it's a thing I guess, Idon't know.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
We're paid for the video where we could dip our toe
in a cake.
That's what we need to do like.
Forget our day jobs.
Yes, we just bake stuff.
You dip your toe in it andpeople will pay for it.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Well, what about the woman that pees on her underwear
and sells it on?
What is that?
My only fans?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
I don't know, but why did I think it's something like
that?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
No, she pees on her Victoria's Secret underwear and
then sells it.
And so when they ask you, isshe cute, I mean I don't know, I
haven't seen her Again.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
The girls were telling me the police office, is
there anything liquid orperishable?
What do you say?
I mean, this is really really Iknow Kind of on the board Like
are we rule followers, yes or noon that?
But yeah, no, I, I heard stuff.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I think I might have lied a couple times on that.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
If it's liquid or perishable.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Not with my underwear .
I was just mailing some.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
No, but it'll be dried out by the time it gets
there.
Yes, she's making like $100,000a year.
What I'm going to lookindifference.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yes, and she's probably going for the
semi-annual sale.
Just Stop being a pest so shecan up her profits.
Yes, and here I am.
I'm not even going to go buy abra because I know.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
As far as I'm concerned, she's one hell of a
business woman.
She's an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
How much are they?
I don't have a good question.
How much are you selling?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
it for I don't know.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Well, let's ask the girl from work that gets on the
TikTok.
I don't have TikTok, so I don'tknow I can't reference that I
can't handle another platform.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
That's where I'm at with it.
I don't, I only do.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Facebook Do you Snapchat?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yes, I think I need to.
It sounds like everybody I knowis Snapchat.
I've gotten started on that.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
So my daughter Marley , she does the Snapchat and
we're on a streak the Snapchat,the streak, the Snapchat, the
streak, yeah, where you snapeach other every day and then
you stay on a streak.
So I'm learning all kinds ofthings.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yes, I remember those days.
I can't break my streak.
Yes, Can you.
If they were going to be out oftown and couldn't have access
to the phone, they'd have afriend log in and keep their
streaks.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
But they're not even pictures of anything real.
It's like no, no, it's all.
But which is we?
Do the filters?
Is it just to let you know thatyou're thinking of that person?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I don't know, it's just too much to handle.
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Is it like a record that I've got the most of
anybody in my grade my friends?
No, yeah, I don't know.
Ok, I don't know.
What about Be Real.
We were talking about that thisweek.
Was that me and you?
Yeah, what's this?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
The Be Real.
What's that?
My girls have that.
Your phone goes off I don'thave it, but my daughter does
and you have certain people thatare in your friend group and
your friend.
Your phone gives you this alertand you have to take a picture
of what you're doing.
So it takes a picture of thefront and the back.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
In the back yeah.
I would take a picture of youand then you do a selfie and
that's your.
Be Real, yeah, so you know whatthey're doing.
Right then, and you have somany minutes to do it.
If you don't do it, you're out.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
You're out of the Be Real here.
I was thinking it had to dowith movies, the Be Real.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Like being real.
Yeah, we're real, but I'm notgoing to do a freaking app.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Hey, never know, a year from now, you're going to
be like you're going to havethis app that you're doing,
you're going to be.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Maybe we have to pause recording.
It's time for Be Real, yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Or just hey, while you're recording, people think
it's better, they'll pay more,and then all of a sudden, yes,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Oh my gosh, I know that we could keep talking.
We're going to have to gettogether again, most definitely.
Yes, sure, but I want people toknow where they can listen to
you guys on your podcast.
Give us all the dates, yes.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
The mic is on.
Yes, the mic is on WithValentina, and we are on all the
platforms Spotify, Apple, gimmyList so that's where you can
find us.
Only fans.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Yeah, they're going to be starting that with the
cake.
Could you do a joint venture inthere?
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Yeah, I mean you don't like it.
The weirdest thing I don't know.
We've seen a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I can't even imagine, I don't even nothing's weird
anymore.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
You're like Isn't that the truth, Beth?
I?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
mean no, really You're like yeah.
We did have somebody leave a ratbehind, like a pet rat, yes,
and but I didn't know that theyleft that behind.
I just knew that they werebeing.
They were really mad aboutbeing evicted, so they were
(43:24):
going to get me.
And so what they?
I had known, cause, like a weekprior, I went in and inspected
and they had these big garbagecans and they weren't emptying
their cat boxes, like taking itoutside, so they were throwing
it all in these big garbage cans.
People are mean and I knew, andit smelled, yeah, they're just
(43:47):
so I didn't want to go in thereand cause I knew there was these
cans and then I'm going tothrow up and then it's just
going to be bad.
So I thought, well, let's alljust wait for maintenance to
come.
Well, they didn't come thatweek and then they didn't come
till the following week and I'mlike, oh, there's like an
aquarium in here and then I hearlike a noise and I'm like they
(44:11):
left a rat and then it hadgotten underneath the cabinets.
Oh, it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
And that's what they were hoping for.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, so it was the cat poo and a rat so that was it
was it's not a good day whenyou be real about this.
Later they're going to see itbe like I got her.
Yeah, I knew it, I knew I gother.
They did dress man.
Yeah, last laughs on you, I gotevicted and you got a rat.
(44:41):
We have had people take andlike smear, catch up and
anything in their fridge on thewalls before they left and
things like that.
But I mean it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
I've had them take their garbage that they just
didn't take out and they justkept piling it in their closets.
So by the time you get in therelike there's roaches.
Like falling on you.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
It smells bad.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yes.
It's people can be justhorrible.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
I have a lot of great stories.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Oh gosh, you're going to have to write a book and
much worse.
But people are horrible or canbe.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, oh, the messages with the catch up,
though.
I mean I feel like Mav's goingto do that someday at our house
just for fun.
Hi, mom, mom, I learned tospell.
I learned cursive.
Cursed mustard, yeah, oh withmustard.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Mustard is in your brain and the curse of you.
That would be impressed,because they just don't learn
that.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
I don't think they are anymore.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
No, they don't, they are teaching it now they are,
yep, oh, they're bringing itback.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
OK, ok.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Bringing the sex side .
Speaker 1 (45:53):
They've started typing again, but you're typing
in third and fourth grade.
My daughter goes oh, like intyping class I was doing 20
miles per hour and I said, ohwell, that's what I want.
20 words per minute?
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh, ok, probably, but absolutely hey, that's
impressive, though, because it'sworking with keyboards on their
iPad.
Yeah, no, but she sprained herfingers.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
We went to Walgreens and got the little metal thing.
Because I was like, oh, how amI going to get her shut up?
We're going to buy this.
And then stopped crying andeverything was fine and she was
always typing and it was hardwith that.
I only could get six miles perhour.
And six miles per hour I'm likedo you have to start over on
level?
I didn't know how this workedand I don't know it was maybe
(46:43):
they know something we don't.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Maybe when the whole system is going to crash and
we're going to have to go backto typewriters?
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Hell, I don't know, I don't know what's going on on
the outside, but seriously,we're losing power all the time.
Our internet's I mean the wholeairport was out Immersing
hospital the other day.
Yeah, completely lost power.
Yes, all of it.
I mean, thank goodness the bothare on a generator.
But yeah.
I don't know Typewriter it isWell.
(47:11):
Hey, you know I love thetypewriter.
I mean, I'm thinking the oldchisel.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Well, and then remember putting in the
corrections that I'd be likebackspace.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
R Dina.
I still have white out.
She has white out in her purse.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
What For her little planner?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
You have some paper planner.
Yes, I do so.
It's the liquid one, not eventhe roller, oh hell.
No, it's old school.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Do they sell that still, and I suppose you're
buying like the three packs, soyou get a discount Because
you're using.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
so much of it and I stock up during school.
Back to school supplies Well,that would be the time.
And it stays fresh all year.
Oh yeah, because I'm smellingit too.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
OK, I mean like the cement glue, yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Here.
Wait, I don't know.
That does sound like a set.
I forgot about that.
It does, yeah, well, ok, soafter the episode, I guess we're
just going to see what he's gotin the first place.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I'm going to see how furture she and her puffing.
Yeah, I'm going to get her somepuffing.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Are you available next Tuesday?
I am now See.
Nothing even happened.
Nothing even happened.
It's not showing what I was noevidence.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Exactly what I was laughing about, though, when you
guys brought up the typewriter,is that they have an old school
typewriter that you can hook upto your iPad.
No, they just.
It is so cute.
They just make the noises,everything, and I was like I
might have to get an iPad justfor this old school typewriter
which is like record players.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
You could never find them.
And now they're everywhere.
I know I love my record playerand then all I can think of on
the old school typewriter islike I'm about to be in the
episode of the Shining and I'mgood with that.
Yeah, I love the Shining.
I do remember Me too.
Red Room yeah, there's probablya kid riding by in a big wheel
right now as we speak.
(49:05):
When we walk out At least it'sdaylight.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Well, how do you think I feel His wife's name in
that movie is Wendy.
So when he's like Wendy, I'mgoing to kill you.
I'm like, oh Like hearing yourname said in that way.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Doesn't he say like Johnny's back?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Here's Johnny.
Here's Johnny.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Well, I often have a peaceful time sitting on your
patio tonight, Wendy.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Because, I know I was like oh, I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Can you buy a big wheel anymore Besides a vintage
place?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
because I'm hitting the sidewalk Like Remember when
you said that I rememberspinning out with the brakes.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yes, yeah, I remember being in it at the Iowa State
Fair.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
I would compete when I'd come stay with my
grandparents and then you'd givethe big break and hope you'd
skid through yeah Drifting.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Drifting, drifting, my baby, yeah, yeah I, oh shit,
that's what they need to do.
You know how you can?
The snapshot filter.
You can look like a baby.
I'll do that with Vin Dieseland the movies of their babies.
Oh, why not?
(50:13):
They already have how many 20.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
They're just coming out with a new one, 10, 12, 15.
I don't know, I think they'reon 12.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
That's nice Like fast and furious.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, yes, I don't know, seems excessive.
I've only seen one and two,yeah, so I think we've seen them
all.
I don't like to.
I don't like to speed.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
So it's not my thing.
Yes, exactly, you know Fiveover.
You don't like to speed, I loveto speed.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
I mean five over and I'm, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Maybe 10, if I'm not paying attention because I'm
texting.
I'm not being a speeding on thehighway, but I'm not texting and
driving, I'm speeding town allthe time.
It's yeah, what?
Yeah, we better cut it out.
I, yeah, I do that quite a bit.
Is it a wedding?
We better cut that out.
(51:00):
Well, but texting and drivingis no different than when we
were trying to read the mapquest directions that we print
out.
I know, like I know, whenyou're solo and you're trying to
decide where you turn, yeah,yeah, it's kind of the same.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
But no Safety, first Safety first, yeah, we might
want to cut out to where Imailed liquid through the post
office.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, they're going to be like checking records.
Yeah, trisha, and I got theediting.
No one knew you mailed it underan alias.
I know you better than that.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
I know exactly Venus Rivas.
She's on the chance now.
Yeah, there goes your TSA freecheck.
Oh, I hope not.
I don't know.
I don't want to have to take myshoes off and crap.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
They're going to be.
Tsa is going to be snapchatting about you.
Yeah, Watch out.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Listen, yeah, talk about TSA.
I know we said that we weregoing to cut off.
I was in Florida in this woman.
I did not do TSA because my momwas flying with me.
Okay, so I had to take my shoesoff everything.
Oh yeah, this woman had twocats and a cat carrier and they
both shit out of their look atthis because they were nervous.
(52:16):
Okay so they had shit andliterally behind you in line, or
she was behind me and we had togo up and get our things.
Well, the cat, literally bothof them had just shit all over
the place from obviously beingvery nervous.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
Because they put them through the security.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
No, no, no, they had to carry them, you know, and
their carriers went through theI've never seen anybody travel
with a cat.
But yes, two of them, two, andthey were huge.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
I felt so.
So they should have the carrieron the person.
No, they just on the floor.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, just on the floor.
Yeah, and I felt so bad for thecat.
Did somebody come rushing overwith some kitty litter?
That's what I was going to sayTSA, just or not TSA.
But the airport people, theydidn't know what to do, you know
.
So here we're all standingaround like we got to get our
shit literally off the belt.
So it doesn't run into theExactly.
(53:08):
But I went over to my mom.
I'm like, as soon as we gethome you are getting TSA
approved If I am traveling withyou anymore.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
Yeah mom, Come on, there's a kitty.
You're paying it, or else youstay home Exactly.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Oh yeah, and this woman had a stroller for the
cats too.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
I don't think I've ever seen anybody traveling with
cats and I, it's no secret, I'mjust not a cat person.
But I hope nobody sits next tome on a plane with a cat.
Yeah, I don't know what I woulddo.
Speaker 3 (53:38):
They were huge too, these cats were, and the husband
was pissed.
Oh yeah, because the cats hadshit.
You know the?
Speaker 4 (53:45):
And the ladies probably trying to give a snap.
Quick snap chatter.
Be real in.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Here's what happens.
Where's that?
Saw dust.
It was a mess I used to throwdown when kids barked.
Seriously, oh yeah, I don'tknow what you.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, it was a mess.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
I feel for you on that.
I thought you were goingsomewhere way different with the
story.
No, no, like that.
One time is like yeah, gigi,we're flying back from Florida
and Gigi just wanted to wear aswimsuit through the airport, so
I let her.
Yeah, I mean, sounds good.
And then you come in with thecat shit.
Yeah, disgusting, and all I canthink of is how I'm not eating
(54:18):
at any potluck anytime soon.
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Oh yeah, I've never seen cats fly before.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
Never, I dogs, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, I shit all over the place.
So I mean I let mom have it fornot having to say.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Here's the question, the question of the hour.
Did she get the TSA prechecknow?
And how do you do that?
I don't have it either.
Oh girl, you gotta get it.
Oh, it's super easy.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
TSA precheck.
Look, do I just need to goonline and get that?
It's like $75.
It might be.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
It's 90.
It's okay, it's probably more,not that's deal breaker Don't
even talk about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
It is so worth it.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
You don't have to take your shoes off, nope, you
don't have to take your laptopout of your bag, nothing.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
But the last time I was in the airport the summer
the TSA line was longer than theTrue.
Maybe it's too easy to get nowthe regular security.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
Here in Des Moines, though where else?
Where Des Moines?
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Oh yeah, I was like they had probably combined them,
because sometimes they will.
No, they don't.
Oh, okay, because I've before,like in Des Moines, the TSA line
will be closed, so I'll gothrough the regular line, but I
don't have to take my shoes offor anything.
So what applies to the TSA linewill apply to the peasant line.
Speaker 4 (55:35):
I was just going to say, as you're rolling through
with your phone, tsa, excuse me,the line is closed, but I'm TSA
precheck.
So if you have a cat, get backto the line.
Yes, I like TSA bitches, moveover.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
It's the best thing ever.
It really is coming through.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
It's worth every penny you have to like renew
every year Every five years?
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yeah, three or five or something.
Yeah, how, next time you travel, though, with your mom, wear
your Moo Moo, yes, and thenlet's like let us know the
status of her TSA versus not.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
I'll send you guys a picture of my Moo Moo tonight
because we're going camping.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
We need to put that when we put this episode up, the
next review in your room, doyou?
Speaker 4 (56:20):
just wear Moomoo's while camping?
No, no, no, I mean I I wearthem at home too.
No, no, no, no, oh, no, no, no.
Yes, I'm going camping, I'monly packing my Moomoo's, well-.
And was your husband's name,jeremy?
Yes, jeremy, brace yourself,it's Moomoo time.
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Now no, but us girls will come out in our Moomoo
sometimes and drink our coffee,sitting at the picnic table.
Speaker 4 (56:48):
I'm probably going to buy one, because I'm going to
Cancun the end of September.
I'm only taking a backpack, ohnice, and a Moomoo would roll
nicely, yeah, and I could likehalves it and like get a couple
other things in there there yougo Walmart six dollars.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
I know I'm like I just don't want to walk in there
.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
No, I'm going to Amazon one and see what has lace
, or I'll probably just wait andget it and then just sew it on
myself.
Oh, totally the lace collar.
So I mean I'm going to send youmy pictures.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
I got.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Moomoo's back.
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
I'm going to send you a picture tonight my regular
Moomoo for at home and then mycamping Moomoo, so they're
separate.
Oh yeah, totally we're notcrossing over, got it.
We are not crossing over, butwe're going to end on this
because this is quite funny.
My sister-in-law, when shecomes camping with us too, and
she'll sleep in the backbed withme and in her Moomoo too.
(57:48):
No, she sleeps in her shortsand like a tank top, but I had
rolled over and my tit washanging out of my Moomoo.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
Was it like a tank top?
Moomoo, no, which makes it evenbetter.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
I had not washed it, so it was strange.
Speaker 4 (58:13):
Wait, you didn't wash it, it was stretched, it was
like the color.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
I had just rolled over Julie.
You'll have to have Julie tellyou the story she said.
She just woke up and was likejust close your eyes.
I'm like, just close your eyes,just close your eyes.
Speaker 4 (58:36):
Now, a good sister would have been like here, yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
Okay, we can't end on that.
We can end on that story.
Now, this is obviously somethingthat, if you're listening, you
need to go watch this on YouTube.
There's a visual part.
But I was with my sister andJason in New York and it was
this tiny hotel room.
Oh yeah, jason slept in one bedand my sister and I slept in
(59:03):
the other.
We literally like laid on oursides.
I mean, these beds were sosmall.
Oh yeah, you can resonate withus Exactly, I know what you're
saying.
So we're both asleep, it's themorning.
I'm on my side, my sister's onour side and we're facing each
other.
Well, all of a sudden, I feelthis Like this on my boo and my
(59:26):
sister, we both open our eyes atthe same time and she goes.
She's like I had a dream.
I was opening a door, but itwas so fun because we just like
frozen.
She's just like I'm like this,and then we just she's like I
don't know, we just were justlike in shock and then we just
(59:49):
like fell back asleep.
Speaker 4 (59:52):
Never speak of this again, yeah, until you have a
podcast where thousands ofpeople are going to hear it and
they can get on YouTube and seethe effect of me doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
So we fall back asleep.
So, like later that day, we'reon the subway and out of nowhere
she just goes.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
oh my gosh, no you didn't drive it, you twisted it.
You're in.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Tokyo.
Yeah, oh, sorry, that story istoo good.
That was a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's amazing.
I love it.
I don't have a sister, so Idon't have stories like that,
but Damn, yeah, maybe you andBeth will create one.
Well, we probably got a storylike that at some point.
Yeah, yeah, oh, my gosh, I doknow the New York room where
you're like, oh, oh gosh, and itwas a gazillion dollars for
(01:00:43):
this tiny room.
Oh for sure.
Yeah, we walked into ours.
When we stayed in, I felt likeit was like freshly painted
white, like they used it for ascene for SVU.
And then like, oh, we got to getsomebody in here real quick and
so we were like what the toiletwas just like it was like a
half bathtub, I don't knowSeriously.
So I get it, the bed wasprobably not even a double.
(01:01:07):
Oh yeah, and that's crazy.
And so how could you not go tograb a door and grab a boob?
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I mean I'm glad that she wasn't like trying to like
something bad wasn't happeningand she didn't like but the fact
that she got her right out ofthe boob she was like oh my God,
Were you thinking, not the?
Face is my husband Like, yeah,I was, like my sister was having
a.
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
And he probably just slept through the whole thing.
The whole thing, yeah, like oh,that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
That is fantastic.
Well, I could talk and talk,and talk, but yeah, we'll love
it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
We'll be having you guys back on.
So many laughs Good thing.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I wore my nicks.
I think I might need next.
Are they called next?
Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
I hope so, or else like we just.
Well, there's a bunch ofdifferent brands on that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I don't know.
But Well, we're going to haveto exchange time, exchange some
products anyways.
Yeah the nicks, yeah, yeah,bra's, whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I'm inspired.
We should have like a favoritethings party.
Have you heard of that?
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Yes, yeah, you have three things.
Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Oh, there you go, fantastic.
Oh my gosh, I'm break.
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I like this.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I know that you have.
You bring three of yourfavorite things like three
things, and however meant threeof them each and you're giving
oh, and then you try oh, it'slike it's a whole favorite thing
.
You get a great thing and thenthe whole thing like Oprah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Okay, yeah, I'm all in it's frenzies with Bruce keys
or wine, or shots or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
It's a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I like it.
We'll do that next.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Yeah, and then we're gonna, we're gonna be we're
gonna be making a video of this.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I'm like what's this?
A lot of fun, there's a lot offun, there's a lot of fun and
yeah.
I'm excited about this.
Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Let's make it into a fundraiser.
Oh my gosh, like give us threemore minutes and we're gonna
solve all the world's problemsFor sure, and like poverty is
destroyed.
Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Yup, let's do it yeah .
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Let's, let's end on that mic drop, mic drop, bye,
bye.
That's amazing, that's going tobe quite.
Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
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