March 7, 2024 • 27 mins
Picture this: you’re stepping into a space as vibrant as our vision, a place where the walls themselves echo our brand's energy. That's what Tricia Rivas and Wendi Fredregill, felt upon entering our new Apexx Creative Podcast Studio. We're buzzing with plans to turn Apexx into a sanctuary for entrepreneurs and small business owners, a spot where creativity and support are the mainstays, and we just can't wait to share how our growth has set us up for an even more dynamic future. And yes, we're bringing our brand of humor to emcee an upcoming event—fingers crossed that our jokes find their mark!
But it's not all strategy and business; we're getting down and dirty with some unglamorous, yet oh-so-relatable life moments. Ever had an "oops" moment that had you looking for the nearest exit? We're spilling the beans on our own incontinence embarrassments and IBS battles, proving that life can be messy but oh-so hilarious. From mistaken lubricants to accidents in the car, we're opening up about the not-so-glamorous side of things with the kind of humor that'll have you seeing the lighter side of those "shitty" situations. So, snuggle into your comfiest pair of socks and get ready for a sasstastic journey as we share tales that will surely have you giggling.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello Sastastic listeners, happy 2024, everybody
.
We are back and on today'sepisode we are going to share a
little bit about our new ApexCreative Studio having a nice
little rest, and we're alsogoing to talk about the brown
shit.
The brown shit that we said weweren't going to talk about, but
(00:21):
on this episode we are Enjoy.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Your Sastastic Life with hosts Tricia Rivas and
Wendy Fredrigo.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We're back, yes, In this beautiful new space, so
exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
We had to get a bigger space to contain our
energy Seriously.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes, exactly you know what, wendy.
That is what it is.
That's what it is.
That is what I am feeling whenI walk through the door.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, for sure, we need more energy for us.
So we are at the Apex CreativePodcast Studio.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh sorry, jason Did that hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Did that hurt your ears and the headphones?
Anyway, we just moved in.
We don't even have furniture inhere yet, but our chairs, of
course yes, but we just wantedto get in and just record.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Amazing things to come for Apex.
Yes, very exciting, amazingthings.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's an amazing partnership.
So it was about a year ago.
I know All the stuff is poppingup.
Yeah, all of our memories arepopping up.
So that's when we startedrecording our first few episodes
, and a lot has changed.
Yes, so what are you mostexcited about?
(02:05):
I think we'll look back in theyear.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
If you would even just imagine the first episode
that we'd be sitting here, Ithink I am excited for the fact
of I mean we just I don't wantto say jumped in, because I mean
what we kind of did.
You know what I mean?
We somewhat had a plan, but Ithink over the year, just being
(02:28):
getting very precise on what itis that we want to do has been
very helpful, but I think havinga little bit of a break also
was helpful.
A break was helpful, I mean youknow what I mean.
It really was just mentally,physically, spiritually.
You know all that, yes, allthat.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't have imagined a year
ago that we'd be sitting in aspace.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Now, girl, like you have been talking about this.
We have been talking.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You have been manifesting this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's true, you have been manifesting this.
I'm not really surprised, butstill sort of surprised.
Well, tell them when you andJason came here, though in the
colors, because when you calledand told me that I was just like
oh yeah, this is, this, is it?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, we've had our eyes out for a while and a few
things didn't work out and butinto a digital, helped us with
our branding and like ourbranded colors.
Yes, jason drew the shark fin,but we have our branded palette
with some purples and some bluesand some grays, and so when we
(03:39):
walked in to take a look at thisplace, the walls and two of the
offices and then another colorin the other office are from our
palette.
Yeah, so it was like okay, Iguess this, this is the home,
and I had thought maybe weshould just paint anyway.
I just thought it was cool thatthe colors were here, but they
(04:02):
filled all the holes and paintedit with the same colors.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So we're like okay.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm not painting again.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, seriously.
And when you walk in, there isjust like this peacefulness,
like it is, it's meant to be, ittruly is, and without a doubt,
it is meant to be very exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So you know we've been resting up.
You, of course, are always busy, so it's just been nice to get
recharged.
Yes, very much.
So we are very excited becausewe are going to be MCing an
event.
Yes, so I hope they know whatthey signed up for I am so
(04:37):
excited for this event, soexcited.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And again it's just I hope people will find us as
funny as we find us.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's been my concern.
Are we legends in our own minds?
So well, yeah, that's all thatmatters.
So we think so.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So we're going to show up.
Jason thinks we're funny?
Yeah, so that's all thatmatters.
Exactly, we have us think we'refunny, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So yeah, we're going to.
We're going to be MCing anevent, so we'll put up
information about that.
I'm very excited.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Um, what else?
I mean, what do you want totalk anything about?
Like our, like small groups, orwhat is on the horizon for Apex
and yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So since I'm involved with Jason, with Apex that
means that's, that's fantastichas free reign to do what they
want here.
So we are very excited toreally really hone in and focus
on small, small, small I guessyou'd call them micro, small
(05:42):
business owners, so companies ofone to 20 and just love on them
, have little mini workshops.
We, you and I, have some greattools that we use.
You have vast knowledge as ayou know small business with
employees.
My knowledge is more just kindof solo prenuer based.
So we really are excited tocreate a community that just
(06:06):
helps each other, supports eachother, idea generating yes, oh,
gosh Right.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That is so exciting, like the vision boards and the
life maps, and I mean that's,that's our jam.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
That is our jam.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That is completely our jam, and I think for a while
we were trying to do too manyjams, we, but that is, that is
the mind of an entrepreneur,though Right it is, I mean, you
know, so you kind of got to leaninto it a little bit, um, but
then you find your way, yes, andthen you focus on what again is
(06:41):
your jam, you know?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I think that these I mean our events last year were
amazing.
It was great, but I think welike the idea of creating these
like little bursts yes, insteadof one giant boom, exactly,
exactly, exactly, like a littlelittle burst.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah Well, creating those bursts with people, and
them creating a burst, and themcreating a burst.
So it's that ripple effect.
It is that ripple effect, yes,but also to helping people to
discover what is their purpose,their vision.
You know what I mean.
That's what we absolutely loveto do and that's what fills our
(07:21):
cups, yes, and sets our souls onfire and our hearts on fire.
And you know, and sometimes youhave to take a break to realize
that- 100%.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know I think sometimes it's easy for things
to kind of get away from you orso yeah, it's been good to have
some time to just refocus yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Um, well and I know this about myself I get excited
about a lot of things.
That's not going to change.
I've been like that since I wasa little kid.
Yes, you know what I mean.
Um, and so it can be a good anda area of opportunity.
I'm not going to say a badthing.
Yes An area of opportunity,because that love for so many
(08:02):
things has, uh, definitelyhelped in my career.
You know what I mean.
But the older, at least for me,the older that I have gotten,
quite honestly, I've gottentired.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's a cool idea.
Um, I'm just going to sit andwatch Netflix, sure.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Exactly, wendy.
But you know, do I have thetime, do I have the energy, do I
have the money, do I do I wantto meet with 20 other people
every other week to do it?
I mean, you know what I mean.
So then you really start toreflect on that and, um, that
has definitely become some moreof my wisdom, right In that, in
(08:44):
that, and then realizing againthose bursts of things that we
love to do, yes, and creatingthat ripple effect.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And really paying attention, like, is this just a
great idea for someone else thatI can share?
Exactly, I don't, I think.
For the longest time I feltlike I had to be the one to
create it or I had to be the oneto facilitate it, but like I'm
happy to give great ideas topeople and let them run with it,
and that's where having thoseum creative outlets that we love
(09:12):
to do and helping people um dothat yes, that's definitely our
um a zone of genius.
I feel that way about friendstoo.
Like, I think, for so long youjust want to meet as many people
as you can get to know, and I'mkind of this point where I'm
just being a lot moreintentional about my inner,
(09:33):
inner circle too, which has beenkind of nice, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
For sure, completely agree.
Yeah, completely agree.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
So that leads you know for talking about getting
older and the inner circle onwhat you can share with people
and what you can't.
Yeah, yeah, we have been havingconversations a lot lately.
Now, for those of you listenerswho share the health issue that
Trisha and I have with some IBS, yes, you're going to feel this
(10:09):
and you're going to relate.
You know, when I was youngerand you would hear stories of
old people wearing diapers, Ijust never really.
I always thought of it thatthey just pee their pants and
never don't on me, that as yougot older you wouldn't eat those
, possibly for when you shityourself.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yes, yes, I found comfort in the fact of, like you
and I, sharing this with otherwomen, like even in the salon or
amongst our inner circle, withfriends.
We won't say names, yeah, yeah,we won't.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And let's say, want to come on and tell their story
Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's like oh my gosh, yeah, like this is, we're not
alone.
No, we are not alone Now.
You and I find it funny, I meanbecause we'll send each other
memes and I'll call you and justbe like or like.
If we're on the phone, I'm likelisten, I got to call you back,
I got to go and shit real quick.
Yes, or you'll hear me flushthe toilet.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Or you'll call me and say I shit my pants in Walmart
or outside of Walmart, I can'tremember which.
Do you want to share that story?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No, I had thrown up.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Remember, outside of Walmart in Ankeny and when, I
yeah, she sent me a picture ofthe barf, by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yes, I had thrown up and shit my pants at the same
time.
You know, my jeep's not thatold, it's not even a year old.
In my Chairs are cloth, they'renot leather.
So I had to take out all of mygroceries and make like a seat
cover of the plastic bags,remember.
(11:44):
And then I was already therebuying my girlfriend, kathy,
because she had just hadshoulder surgery.
I'm like, kathy, I have allyour treats, I'm going to drop
them off.
I'm like, because I'm alreadyup here, I don't want them at
home, these treats.
So I went over there and Godbless her, she put out a garbage
bag.
(12:04):
So I put the garbage bag on topof the plastic bags and drove
home.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So you had like the legit flu in that case?
No.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
That wasn't a flu.
No, it wasn't the flu, I thinkit was.
Just I've been having sometummy issues.
Yeah, yeah, I have.
I've been having some tummyissues, you know.
And then I shit the bed in NewOrleans and it's at night and
it's like I don't even realize.
Shit the bed in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
This is all in the last three months, right, yes?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yes, it's like once my menopause got really bad too.
I don't know, and it's like Idon't even realize it.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So okay, the two times in New Orleans and where
else.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No, you were in Colorado.
I was in Colorado, so you'reasleep, I am asleep and it's
like I think I'm dreaming andthen I wake up Jason's just like
what the hell?
I am happy you are not my wife.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm thinking about so.
Remember when the kids werelittle we had that waterproof
mattress cover for the crib.
You probably need like to justcarry one with you when you go
on vacation.
Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I will never forget to oh my God.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
This is when.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Jeremy and I lived in our old house and I was
detoxifying.
I was doing a detoxifier.
I had already owned Trixies andI was running late to my guest
and so we had white carpet inthe bedroom.
Okay, I think you've heard thestory too.
I mean, I was doing a reallydetox, like liquid detox type of
(13:43):
thing and taking oh boy, I Likegreen juice.
Yeah, like detox fire pills,you name it.
Okay, and Went to bend over toput my pants on.
Bend over, shit all of them Onthe wall.
(14:10):
I can't see me better.
And on the carpet, on the waycarpet, yes, and so I was
running late.
So I had to jump in the showerchange really quick and I called
Jeremy.
I'm like, babe, I haveliterally shit on the wall and
on the carpet.
I'm like, I'm so sorry I'mrunning late, I gotta leave it.
Bless his heart.
He shat Shot back.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He shat back, that's a new business idea.
The shot back, it's like a wetback for poop.
The shot back, there you go,somebody run with it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, exactly so he shot it for me.
Shit Yep, oh, trisha, oh, Ihave all kinds of poop stories I
do.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I mean, you've got me be the one I remember the most.
We lived in Lincoln for a whileand so when we would come back
we would love to get happy Joe'spizza.
Yeah, and I had been eatinglike really clean, but we came
back and had just a crap ton oftaco pizza from happy Joe's and
we were getting ready to walkinto his mom's house and I
thought, oh gosh, I have thisreally bad fart.
(15:19):
I better get it out before wego in and I shit my pants.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, I just stood there I don't know if you
remember that, jason, we're onthe back step and I literally
just stood there Like Iliterally just shit my pants,
like I was just.
It's the first time I had doneit as an adult I mean, I was
probably 26 or something, andthat's when the skit on SNL was
really famous and popular.
At that time, the oops, I crapmy pants, oh gosh.
(15:46):
So I'm laughing my ass off LikeI literally need oops, I crap
my pants.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Oh, yeah, we did.
This was years ago.
We had eaten at Ohana's I thinkI've told you this one too.
I had too much scallop sauce inMcDonald's.
You know that's on like almostright around the corner.
Okay, from Ohana's, I said,babe, you gotta stop, I gotta go
into the bathroom.
Didn't make it in there.
(16:15):
I had tights on and flat shoes.
Okay, I'm in there for like 20minutes.
I come out.
No tights, no shoes.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Because I shit my pants.
You shit the tights.
Yes, I imagine it coming outlike a fucking sprinkler.
I come here, yes, what's thematter?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I came, people are probably gonna be thinking what
have you been sticking in yourass to why you keep shitting
your pants?
What have you been sticking inyour ass?
Nothing, that is only onbirthdays and special occasions.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding Nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, that is a exit only.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, except for the special times, yes, of the year,
as my girlfriends would say.
Well, I'm sure Jeremy wants nopart of that.
With your history oh.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
God no.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Exactly.
Oh, this is another time.
This is really funny, though.
I had horrible.
I had the flu Horrible, I meanhorrible and so my girlfriend
had recommended An enema, okay,and so she had dropped some off.
But she's like, hey, trisha,you're probably gonna want to
(17:35):
put maybe some lubricant on it.
Okay, to help.
I remember this, oh yeah, well,okay, jeremy and I had some hot
and spicy lube and I picked upthe wrong one.
Yeah, put that in my butt.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I jumped into the shower.
So did you shit in the hotspicy in the shower?
Yes, oh my God, to poop thelube, to poop them out.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh my gosh, I have had tummy issues for a very long
time after the kids what?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
does the?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
doctor say the IBS?
Yeah, ibs, most definitely, andstress doesn't help either.
No, you know what I mean.
It doesn't, stress does nothelp either.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You know, I was just thinking like I remember when
the kids were little, when wewould travel, we had like a
little travel potty.
Yeah, we should probably keeptravel potties in our car.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, just in case.
Again, though, people are gonnalaugh at me, but in their mind
they're gonna be knowing thatthey also have shit stories.
Oh yes, listen, I mean, don'tmake me say names.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, we would love if people want to email us your
story.
We will read them.
We have a funny idea for that.
So if you guys are finding thisfunny and you want more, but
wait, there's more.
We would love to read someother people's stories and we
will call them like Mr L or MissK.
(19:14):
Yes, Unless you're ready to ownit and you want us to say your
name.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
But I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I don't know what's going on.
I could poop right now.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Next time we record, she's gonna walk in and we're
gonna have a plastic covering onthe chair.
It makes me think of that scene, oh God, okay, I was thinking
of that scene in the hall pass.
Oh my gosh, he's got theprostitute in the bathroom of
(19:49):
the hotel and she's barfing inshits everywhere.
I was thinking about that whenyou were talking about bending
over.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Oh yeah, have you ever seen?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Bad Grandpa?
No, he killed me.
We have seen Bad Grandpa.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, well, we were kind oflaughing that we wanted to tell
the shit stories, and you knowwe've joked that we like to talk
about the hard shit.
(20:16):
Yeah, literally.
And so we knew that we wantedto devote, devote I can't talk
devote this episode to that.
So Trisha got these amazingprops for us for today.
So for those, of you who arelistening.
that's unfortunate, because, uh,but we'll put these pictures on
(20:40):
social media, so I'm gonna wearthis for Jeremy tonight.
We have poop emoji hats on, buthow?
How would you describe this, mrProducer?
It looks like a, almost likeit's like a beehive, but it's
poop, it's brown and there's abig hole for our face cut out.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yes, it is definitely a shit head.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I think it's like yes , so we're just two shit heads.
Hahaha, telling the world,hahaha, hahaha, hahaha.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Hahaha, jason, do you have any shit stories?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Not really not thinner in my hole.
I was walking up the stairsbehind a guy in my fraternity in
college and he shit his pantsliterally right in front of me
as he was going up the stairsand he laughed so hard and he
fell down the stairs and Iliterally hurtled over him so he
could slide back down thestairs.
(21:45):
Fortunately he slid down on thefront of his body and not on
the back of his body, or therewould have been shit everywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh, that's the worst.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah, the only other shit story that is really of any
importance is the one of theoldest daughter and the diaper.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, you told me that that's one of my most
favorite ones.
On your episode of her fingerpainting with poop, oh my God.
Well, I think I told you thatwhen the Walmart one, I had shit
literally right at my back.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
How did you get that cleaned out of your chair In
your seat in your car?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Well it really had an absorbed jet.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, thank God.
But I'll tell you what it'sstunk in there for a couple of
times.
Thank God you can take the topoff and just let air out.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I mean, I drove home withthe windows down and everything
and it was freezing, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
well, friends, when life throws you a pile of shit,
just go with it, just laugh.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yep, just go with it.
I'm telling you, we better getsome more stories told or I'm
going to start name dropping.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yes, email us, send us private messages.
You can write yourself a letter.
Send us a message.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Send us a message, send us private messages.
You can write your story in acomments if you want, because Mr
Producer needs to take apicture of us.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Write it on the wall and poop.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Can you take a picture of us in our chairs with
our poop emoji hats on, please?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
You got a good one of us in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Oh, true, we got one in the bathroom, but you know,
live from Apex Podcast Studio,the shit heads.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I love it.
It's perfect.
Classic, it's perfect.
This was a good episode tostart back up with, because the
last episode that we recordedwhich we had such amazing
feedback on but it was heavy, itwas heavy.
Yep, it was heavy.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I can't even look at you and look at you.
These are really warm.
I know, I wish I would have hadthese.
When I was snow blowing 50,000feet of snow I said the same
thing.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
They're really warm.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Take it with a football game.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Oh, that would be fantastic.
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
God, we have to.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Maybe we should wear these at the event.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Just walk up there, don't say a word.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Instead of cone heads or shit heads.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yes, oh God, I love cone heads.
We are the shit heads.
Yes, oh yes, that's perfect Ilove it Awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, watch out world .
Here come the shit heads.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
El poope, el poope, el poope.
What were we saying?
All the names Kaka, kaka, poop,shit El poope, duty, oh yeah,
duty.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Or in Ted Lasso, the guy, his accent, it's so funny.
He says poope.
Yeah, poope, Poope, poope.
I didn't do my homework andwith a list of all the names for
poop.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I know We'll follow up with that.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Send us, your send us your list.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Oh my gosh, yes, yes, duty Dukies, oh dookies, yes,
dookies, dooday, yep, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right, friends, poop out.
Did a piece out, poop out Tothe sound of that disco song.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Aw, freak out.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Poop out, poop out and just a little head.
It's up for the women that willhave to take care of us at the
nursing home.
They're probably just going tomake you like, wear a garbage
bag, maybe Sinch it Yep.
What's that smell?
(25:57):
Trisha had tacos.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I hope I'll have it taken care of.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Trisha took a double dose of metamucil.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Poor belly.
You have to get something forit before then, poor belly.
Exactly, yeah, all right, okay,bye, poop out.
Oh, I got these.
Really are warm, they're niceand cozy.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
They're very cozy.
I'm serious, we should wearthose to a football game.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
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Hello Sastastic listeners, happy 2024, everybody
.
We are back and on today'sepisode we are going to share a
little bit about our new ApexCreative Studio having a nice
little rest, and we're alsogoing to talk about the brown
shit.
The brown shit that we said weweren't going to talk about, but
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on this episode we are Enjoy.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Your Sastastic Life with hosts Tricia Rivas and
Wendy Fredrigo.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We're back, yes, In this beautiful new space, so
exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
We had to get a bigger space to contain our
energy Seriously.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes, exactly you know what, wendy.
That is what it is.
That's what it is.
That is what I am feeling whenI walk through the door.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, for sure, we need more energy for us.
So we are at the Apex CreativePodcast Studio.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh sorry, jason Did that hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Did that hurt your ears and the headphones?
Anyway, we just moved in.
We don't even have furniture inhere yet, but our chairs, of
course yes, but we just wantedto get in and just record.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Amazing things to come for Apex.
Yes, very exciting, amazingthings.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's an amazing partnership.
So it was about a year ago.
I know All the stuff is poppingup.
Yeah, all of our memories arepopping up.
So that's when we startedrecording our first few episodes
, and a lot has changed.
Yes, so what are you mostexcited about?
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I think we'll look back in theyear.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
If you would even just imagine the first episode
that we'd be sitting here, Ithink I am excited for the fact
of I mean we just I don't wantto say jumped in, because I mean
what we kind of did.
You know what I mean?
We somewhat had a plan, but Ithink over the year, just being
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getting very precise on what itis that we want to do has been
very helpful, but I think havinga little bit of a break also
was helpful.
A break was helpful, I mean youknow what I mean.
It really was just mentally,physically, spiritually.
You know all that, yes, allthat.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't have imagined a year
ago that we'd be sitting in aspace.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Now, girl, like you have been talking about this.
We have been talking.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You have been manifesting this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's true, you have been manifesting this.
I'm not really surprised, butstill sort of surprised.
Well, tell them when you andJason came here, though in the
colors, because when you calledand told me that I was just like
oh yeah, this is, this, is it?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, we've had our eyes out for a while and a few
things didn't work out and butinto a digital, helped us with
our branding and like ourbranded colors.
Yes, jason drew the shark fin,but we have our branded palette
with some purples and some bluesand some grays, and so when we
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walked in to take a look at thisplace, the walls and two of the
offices and then another colorin the other office are from our
palette.
Yeah, so it was like okay, Iguess this, this is the home,
and I had thought maybe weshould just paint anyway.
I just thought it was cool thatthe colors were here, but they
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filled all the holes and paintedit with the same colors.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So we're like okay.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm not painting again.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, seriously.
And when you walk in, there isjust like this peacefulness,
like it is, it's meant to be, ittruly is, and without a doubt,
it is meant to be very exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So you know we've been resting up.
You, of course, are always busy, so it's just been nice to get
recharged.
Yes, very much.
So we are very excited becausewe are going to be MCing an
event.
Yes, so I hope they know whatthey signed up for I am so
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excited for this event, soexcited.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And again it's just I hope people will find us as
funny as we find us.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's been my concern.
Are we legends in our own minds?
So well, yeah, that's all thatmatters.
So we think so.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So we're going to show up.
Jason thinks we're funny?
Yeah, so that's all thatmatters.
Exactly, we have us think we'refunny, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So yeah, we're going to.
We're going to be MCing anevent, so we'll put up
information about that.
I'm very excited.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Um, what else?
I mean, what do you want totalk anything about?
Like our, like small groups, orwhat is on the horizon for Apex
and yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So since I'm involved with Jason, with Apex that
means that's, that's fantastichas free reign to do what they
want here.
So we are very excited toreally really hone in and focus
on small, small, small I guessyou'd call them micro, small
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business owners, so companies ofone to 20 and just love on them
, have little mini workshops.
We, you and I, have some greattools that we use.
You have vast knowledge as ayou know small business with
employees.
My knowledge is more just kindof solo prenuer based.
So we really are excited tocreate a community that just
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helps each other, supports eachother, idea generating yes, oh,
gosh Right.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That is so exciting, like the vision boards and the
life maps, and I mean that's,that's our jam.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
That is our jam.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That is completely our jam, and I think for a while
we were trying to do too manyjams, we, but that is, that is
the mind of an entrepreneur,though Right it is, I mean, you
know, so you kind of got to leaninto it a little bit, um, but
then you find your way, yes, andthen you focus on what again is
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your jam, you know?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I think that these I mean our events last year were
amazing.
It was great, but I think welike the idea of creating these
like little bursts yes, insteadof one giant boom, exactly,
exactly, exactly, like a littlelittle burst.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah Well, creating those bursts with people, and
them creating a burst, and themcreating a burst.
So it's that ripple effect.
It is that ripple effect, yes,but also to helping people to
discover what is their purpose,their vision.
You know what I mean.
That's what we absolutely loveto do and that's what fills our
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cups, yes, and sets our souls onfire and our hearts on fire.
And you know, and sometimes youhave to take a break to realize
that- 100%.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know I think sometimes it's easy for things
to kind of get away from you orso yeah, it's been good to have
some time to just refocus yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Um, well and I know this about myself I get excited
about a lot of things.
That's not going to change.
I've been like that since I wasa little kid.
Yes, you know what I mean.
Um, and so it can be a good anda area of opportunity.
I'm not going to say a badthing.
Yes An area of opportunity,because that love for so many
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things has, uh, definitelyhelped in my career.
You know what I mean.
But the older, at least for me,the older that I have gotten,
quite honestly, I've gottentired.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's a cool idea.
Um, I'm just going to sit andwatch Netflix, sure.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Exactly, wendy.
But you know, do I have thetime, do I have the energy, do I
have the money, do I do I wantto meet with 20 other people
every other week to do it?
I mean, you know what I mean.
So then you really start toreflect on that and, um, that
has definitely become some moreof my wisdom, right In that, in
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that, and then realizing againthose bursts of things that we
love to do, yes, and creatingthat ripple effect.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
And really paying attention, like, is this just a
great idea for someone else thatI can share?
Exactly, I don't, I think.
For the longest time I feltlike I had to be the one to
create it or I had to be the oneto facilitate it, but like I'm
happy to give great ideas topeople and let them run with it,
and that's where having thoseum creative outlets that we love
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to do and helping people um dothat yes, that's definitely our
um a zone of genius.
I feel that way about friendstoo.
Like, I think, for so long youjust want to meet as many people
as you can get to know, and I'mkind of this point where I'm
just being a lot moreintentional about my inner,
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inner circle too, which has beenkind of nice, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
For sure, completely agree.
Yeah, completely agree.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
So that leads you know for talking about getting
older and the inner circle onwhat you can share with people
and what you can't.
Yeah, yeah, we have been havingconversations a lot lately.
Now, for those of you listenerswho share the health issue that
Trisha and I have with some IBS, yes, you're going to feel this
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and you're going to relate.
You know, when I was youngerand you would hear stories of
old people wearing diapers, Ijust never really.
I always thought of it thatthey just pee their pants and
never don't on me, that as yougot older you wouldn't eat those
, possibly for when you shityourself.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yes, yes, I found comfort in the fact of, like you
and I, sharing this with otherwomen, like even in the salon or
amongst our inner circle, withfriends.
We won't say names, yeah, yeah,we won't.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And let's say, want to come on and tell their story
Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's like oh my gosh, yeah, like this is, we're not
alone.
No, we are not alone Now.
You and I find it funny, I meanbecause we'll send each other
memes and I'll call you and justbe like or like.
If we're on the phone, I'm likelisten, I got to call you back,
I got to go and shit real quick.
Yes, or you'll hear me flushthe toilet.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Or you'll call me and say I shit my pants in Walmart
or outside of Walmart, I can'tremember which.
Do you want to share that story?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No, I had thrown up.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Remember, outside of Walmart in Ankeny and when, I
yeah, she sent me a picture ofthe barf, by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yes, I had thrown up and shit my pants at the same
time.
You know, my jeep's not thatold, it's not even a year old.
In my Chairs are cloth, they'renot leather.
So I had to take out all of mygroceries and make like a seat
cover of the plastic bags,remember.
(11:44):
And then I was already therebuying my girlfriend, kathy,
because she had just hadshoulder surgery.
I'm like, kathy, I have allyour treats, I'm going to drop
them off.
I'm like, because I'm alreadyup here, I don't want them at
home, these treats.
So I went over there and Godbless her, she put out a garbage
bag.
(12:04):
So I put the garbage bag on topof the plastic bags and drove
home.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So you had like the legit flu in that case?
No.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
That wasn't a flu.
No, it wasn't the flu, I thinkit was.
Just I've been having sometummy issues.
Yeah, yeah, I have.
I've been having some tummyissues, you know.
And then I shit the bed in NewOrleans and it's at night and
it's like I don't even realize.
Shit the bed in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
This is all in the last three months, right, yes?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yes, it's like once my menopause got really bad too.
I don't know, and it's like Idon't even realize it.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So okay, the two times in New Orleans and where
else.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No, you were in Colorado.
I was in Colorado, so you'reasleep, I am asleep and it's
like I think I'm dreaming andthen I wake up Jason's just like
what the hell?
I am happy you are not my wife.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm thinking about so.
Remember when the kids werelittle we had that waterproof
mattress cover for the crib.
You probably need like to justcarry one with you when you go
on vacation.
Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I will never forget to oh my God.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
This is when.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Jeremy and I lived in our old house and I was
detoxifying.
I was doing a detoxifier.
I had already owned Trixies andI was running late to my guest
and so we had white carpet inthe bedroom.
Okay, I think you've heard thestory too.
I mean, I was doing a reallydetox, like liquid detox type of
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thing and taking oh boy, I Likegreen juice.
Yeah, like detox fire pills,you name it.
Okay, and Went to bend over toput my pants on.
Bend over, shit all of them Onthe wall.
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I can't see me better.
And on the carpet, on the waycarpet, yes, and so I was
running late.
So I had to jump in the showerchange really quick and I called
Jeremy.
I'm like, babe, I haveliterally shit on the wall and
on the carpet.
I'm like, I'm so sorry I'mrunning late, I gotta leave it.
Bless his heart.
He shat Shot back.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He shat back, that's a new business idea.
The shot back, it's like a wetback for poop.
The shot back, there you go,somebody run with it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, exactly so he shot it for me.
Shit Yep, oh, trisha, oh, Ihave all kinds of poop stories I
do.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I mean, you've got me be the one I remember the most.
We lived in Lincoln for a whileand so when we would come back
we would love to get happy Joe'spizza.
Yeah, and I had been eatinglike really clean, but we came
back and had just a crap ton oftaco pizza from happy Joe's and
we were getting ready to walkinto his mom's house and I
thought, oh gosh, I have thisreally bad fart.
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I better get it out before wego in and I shit my pants.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, I just stood there I don't know if you
remember that, jason, we're onthe back step and I literally
just stood there Like Iliterally just shit my pants,
like I was just.
It's the first time I had doneit as an adult I mean, I was
probably 26 or something, andthat's when the skit on SNL was
really famous and popular.
At that time, the oops, I crapmy pants, oh gosh.
(15:46):
So I'm laughing my ass off LikeI literally need oops, I crap
my pants.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Oh, yeah, we did.
This was years ago.
We had eaten at Ohana's I thinkI've told you this one too.
I had too much scallop sauce inMcDonald's.
You know that's on like almostright around the corner.
Okay, from Ohana's, I said,babe, you gotta stop, I gotta go
into the bathroom.
Didn't make it in there.
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I had tights on and flat shoes.
Okay, I'm in there for like 20minutes.
I come out.
No tights, no shoes.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Because I shit my pants.
You shit the tights.
Yes, I imagine it coming outlike a fucking sprinkler.
I come here, yes, what's thematter?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I came, people are probably gonna be thinking what
have you been sticking in yourass to why you keep shitting
your pants?
What have you been sticking inyour ass?
Nothing, that is only onbirthdays and special occasions.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding Nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, that is a exit only.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, except for the special times, yes, of the year,
as my girlfriends would say.
Well, I'm sure Jeremy wants nopart of that.
With your history oh.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
God no.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Exactly.
Oh, this is another time.
This is really funny, though.
I had horrible.
I had the flu Horrible, I meanhorrible and so my girlfriend
had recommended An enema, okay,and so she had dropped some off.
But she's like, hey, trisha,you're probably gonna want to
(17:35):
put maybe some lubricant on it.
Okay, to help.
I remember this, oh yeah, well,okay, jeremy and I had some hot
and spicy lube and I picked upthe wrong one.
Yeah, put that in my butt.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I jumped into the shower.
So did you shit in the hotspicy in the shower?
Yes, oh my God, to poop thelube, to poop them out.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh my gosh, I have had tummy issues for a very long
time after the kids what?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
does the?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
doctor say the IBS?
Yeah, ibs, most definitely, andstress doesn't help either.
No, you know what I mean.
It doesn't, stress does nothelp either.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You know, I was just thinking like I remember when
the kids were little, when wewould travel, we had like a
little travel potty.
Yeah, we should probably keeptravel potties in our car.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, just in case.
Again, though, people are gonnalaugh at me, but in their mind
they're gonna be knowing thatthey also have shit stories.
Oh yes, listen, I mean, don'tmake me say names.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, we would love if people want to email us your
story.
We will read them.
We have a funny idea for that.
So if you guys are finding thisfunny and you want more, but
wait, there's more.
We would love to read someother people's stories and we
will call them like Mr L or MissK.
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Yes, Unless you're ready to ownit and you want us to say your
name.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
But I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I don't know what's going on.
I could poop right now.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Next time we record, she's gonna walk in and we're
gonna have a plastic covering onthe chair.
It makes me think of that scene, oh God, okay, I was thinking
of that scene in the hall pass.
Oh my gosh, he's got theprostitute in the bathroom of
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the hotel and she's barfing inshits everywhere.
I was thinking about that whenyou were talking about bending
over.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Oh yeah, have you ever seen?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Bad Grandpa?
No, he killed me.
We have seen Bad Grandpa.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, well, we were kind oflaughing that we wanted to tell
the shit stories, and you knowwe've joked that we like to talk
about the hard shit.
(20:16):
Yeah, literally.
And so we knew that we wantedto devote, devote I can't talk
devote this episode to that.
So Trisha got these amazingprops for us for today.
So for those, of you who arelistening.
that's unfortunate, because, uh,but we'll put these pictures on
(20:40):
social media, so I'm gonna wearthis for Jeremy tonight.
We have poop emoji hats on, buthow?
How would you describe this, mrProducer?
It looks like a, almost likeit's like a beehive, but it's
poop, it's brown and there's abig hole for our face cut out.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yes, it is definitely a shit head.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I think it's like yes , so we're just two shit heads.
Hahaha, telling the world,hahaha, hahaha, hahaha.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Hahaha, jason, do you have any shit stories?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Not really not thinner in my hole.
I was walking up the stairsbehind a guy in my fraternity in
college and he shit his pantsliterally right in front of me
as he was going up the stairsand he laughed so hard and he
fell down the stairs and Iliterally hurtled over him so he
could slide back down thestairs.
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Fortunately he slid down on thefront of his body and not on
the back of his body, or therewould have been shit everywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh, that's the worst.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah, the only other shit story that is really of any
importance is the one of theoldest daughter and the diaper.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, you told me that that's one of my most
favorite ones.
On your episode of her fingerpainting with poop, oh my God.
Well, I think I told you thatwhen the Walmart one, I had shit
literally right at my back.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
How did you get that cleaned out of your chair In
your seat in your car?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Well it really had an absorbed jet.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, thank God.
But I'll tell you what it'sstunk in there for a couple of
times.
Thank God you can take the topoff and just let air out.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I mean, I drove home withthe windows down and everything
and it was freezing, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
well, friends, when life throws you a pile of shit,
just go with it, just laugh.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yep, just go with it.
I'm telling you, we better getsome more stories told or I'm
going to start name dropping.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yes, email us, send us private messages.
You can write yourself a letter.
Send us a message.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Send us a message, send us private messages.
You can write your story in acomments if you want, because Mr
Producer needs to take apicture of us.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Write it on the wall and poop.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Can you take a picture of us in our chairs with
our poop emoji hats on, please?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
You got a good one of us in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Oh, true, we got one in the bathroom, but you know,
live from Apex Podcast Studio,the shit heads.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I love it.
It's perfect.
Classic, it's perfect.
This was a good episode tostart back up with, because the
last episode that we recordedwhich we had such amazing
feedback on but it was heavy, itwas heavy.
Yep, it was heavy.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I can't even look at you and look at you.
These are really warm.
I know, I wish I would have hadthese.
When I was snow blowing 50,000feet of snow I said the same
thing.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
They're really warm.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Take it with a football game.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Oh, that would be fantastic.
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
God, we have to.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Maybe we should wear these at the event.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Just walk up there, don't say a word.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Instead of cone heads or shit heads.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yes, oh God, I love cone heads.
We are the shit heads.
Yes, oh yes, that's perfect Ilove it Awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, watch out world .
Here come the shit heads.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
El poope, el poope, el poope.
What were we saying?
All the names Kaka, kaka, poop,shit El poope, duty, oh yeah,
duty.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Or in Ted Lasso, the guy, his accent, it's so funny.
He says poope.
Yeah, poope, Poope, poope.
I didn't do my homework andwith a list of all the names for
poop.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I know We'll follow up with that.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Send us, your send us your list.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Oh my gosh, yes, yes, duty Dukies, oh dookies, yes,
dookies, dooday, yep, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right, friends, poop out.
Did a piece out, poop out Tothe sound of that disco song.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Aw, freak out.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Poop out, poop out and just a little head.
It's up for the women that willhave to take care of us at the
nursing home.
They're probably just going tomake you like, wear a garbage
bag, maybe Sinch it Yep.
What's that smell?
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Trisha had tacos.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I hope I'll have it taken care of.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Trisha took a double dose of metamucil.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Poor belly.
You have to get something forit before then, poor belly.
Exactly, yeah, all right, okay,bye, poop out.
Oh, I got these.
Really are warm, they're niceand cozy.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
They're very cozy.
I'm serious, we should wearthose to a football game.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
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