You're Not My Type, Bro!

Pedro Pascal is officially America's boyfriend and we won't be taking questions at this time. Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro!, where the tea is hot, the opinions are hotter, and yes—we have thoughts. In this episode: Pedro Pascal is unanimously declared a national treasure (we're blushing just thinking about him) Families with 5 kids at the airport? We discuss the chaos, the culture, and the contraception Gym eti...

In this episode, Theo, Duane, and Marko are back with another round of laughs, hot takes, and unfiltered insights. They kick things off with their weekly Cocktails and Complaints, where nothing is off-limits—from personal pet peeves to society-wide gripes. ✨ In this episode: Cocktails and Complaints – The trio sound off on everything bothering them this week. Dark Psychology on Social Media – Duane questions the r...

Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! ️
The podcast where we dive into politics, pop culture, relationships, wild opinions, and whatever else is keeping us entertained (or annoyed) this week.

In this episode:

• Marco kicks things off with his chest-shaving gym chronicles (yes, it's as chaotic as it sounds)

• Jessica Simpson + snake sperm supplements?? Dwayne has questions

• Marco's mad about the Nintendo Switch 2 delay

• ...

️ Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're back with another wild episode full of hot takes, petty rants, and deep debates!

This week we're sounding off on:

Auto-stop engines & annoying car features Job apps & pointless online assessments Genetic engineering & supposed “direwolves”

Pamela Anderson's no-makeup moment

PrEP, HIV, sexual health, and who it's really for Plus fave TV shows to chill out ...

️You're Not My Type, Bro! – Live from Los Angeles! Buckle up, bro — things are about to get wild. In this chaotically honest episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Marko, Duane, and Theo serve up another round of hot takes, hilarious rants, and "wait, what?!" moments you didn't know you needed. ️

✨ Episode Highlights:

⚡ Cocktails & Complaints – Theo vs. rogue LA motorcyclists (spoiler: he's not winning). Marko in...

️ You're Not My Type, Bro – Live from Los Angeles! Duane, Marko, and Theo are back with another no-holds-barred episode packed with wild takes, real talk, and signature humor. From EV drama to family loyalty, this one's got range.

✨ Episode Highlights: Cocktails & Complaints – Gas prices in California? Still disrespectful. The guys vent about the cost of living in Los Angeles

⚡. Group Chat Drama – We've all b...

Join Duane, Marko, and Theo as they dive into another no-holds-barred conversation packed with complaints, career insights, and candid personal reflections! From the outrageous cost of concert tickets to the importance of setting boundaries, this episode covers it all.

✨ Episode Highlights:

Cocktails & Complaints – The guys kick things off with their weekly gripes, from the sky-high prices of concert tickets to frustrat...

In this episode of "You're Not My Type, Bro!," Duane, Marko and Theo serve up another round of **cocktails, complaints, and controversy** – covering everything from Meghan Markle's haters to wild political moves and LGBTQ+ terminology that even your gay hosts can't figure out. ✨

✨ Highlights:

• Cocktails and Complaints: Meghan Markle: Unfairly hated or rightfully criticized? A shocking workplace convo linking circuit parti...

In this episode of "You're Not My Type Bro," the hosts serve up another round of laughs, hot takes, and thoughtful insights. From stingy bartenders using jiggers to a breakdown of narcissistic behavior and a spirited debate about pickleball, this episode has it all!

✨ Highlights:

• Cocktails and Complaints: Should bartenders ditch the jiggers? The hosts share their thoughts on stingy pours and overpriced cocktails.
• Gaslighting &...

Brace yourself for another round of unfiltered laughs, wild stories, and deep conversations in this episode, where Duane, Theo and Marko cover everything from hilariously annoying hand dryers to the ethical debates surrounding TikTok bans and transgender healthcare. It's a rollercoaster of humor, rants, and meaningful insights! ✨

✨ Highlights:

• Cocktails and Complaints: A fiery rant about hand dryers—are they the worst in...

Buckle up for a hilarious, unfiltered journey as the Marko, Duane and Theo dive into topics ranging from intimacy coordinators and cockroach nightmares to the fluidity of coming out and societal debates!

✨ Highlights:

• Cocktails and Complaints: Are intimacy coordinators really necessary? Cue the rants and laughs!
• Cockroach horror stories spark a chat about city living and inconsiderate neighbors.
• Breaking down the overuse ...

️ On "You're Not My Type, Bro," Theo, Marko, and Duane bring you a hilarious and no-holds-barred episode packed with relatable rants and thought-provoking discussions. From L.A.'s “shallow and empty” lifestyle to Prius drivers with a “Napoleon complex,” nothing is off-limits! Highlights include:

Car Drama: Why Prius drivers are either too slow or think they're in a Ferrari.

Gym Etiquette: A fan-changing gym-...

Buckle up for another hilarious episode of "You're Not My Type, Bro" with Theo, Marko, and Duane—the trio that always keeps it real (and a little tipsy)! This week's antics include:

Cocktails & Complaints: Theo spills the tea about his sweaty aerobics-obsessed upstairs neighbor stomping at midnight ️‍♂️⏰, Duane declares war on loud eaters and burpers , and Marko rages against chaotic airplane passengers ✈️.

Hot Topi...

️ Welcome to "You're Not My Type, Bro" Episode 2!

Grab your favorite drink and join Theo, Duane, and Marko for "Cocktails and Complaints," where they dish out their frustrations—from MAGA hats in WeHo gyms to gym bros hogging equipment while scrolling TikTok . Oh, and Marko's got a spicy take on tipping culture.

This episode dives into some seriously bold topics:
⚽Men in Women's Sports – Marko recounts a heated volle...

Welcome to the first episode of You're Not My Type, Bro! ️ Meet your three wildly different (but hilarious) hosts: Theo (a gay man navigating LA life), Mark (a straight, Swiss immigrant with spicy takes), and Duane (the sexually fluid wildcard). This week, they dive into:

Cocktails and Complaints – LA's lack of common courtesy, chivalry gone wrong, and one epic Starbucks rant. Trump's Re-election – Yep, it happened. Le...