87. You'll Be On Santa's Naughty List if You're Wrong About "Violent Night"

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hello

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yeah

welcome to your wrong it is

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what

day after christmas when you're listening to this

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that's how time works boxing day

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you're

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listening

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that's today

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you know to this at some point

time

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travel

boxing day

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that's today because it's this is live

this is a lot if you're

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listening to this live we definitely didn't record in the past

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every time

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so we didn't record this in the past

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future wait

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presently with me i have lucian

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the

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ghost

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guess

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of christmas present

it goes nice and we have the ghost of christmas past a spencer

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yeah hello

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i will show you that time you awkwardly talk to that person

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and made a fool of yourself

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never forget it

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and then

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the ghost of christmas

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future

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christ michel

no not today not today friends today

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i bet the prodigal son is returned

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because

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his prodigal son is back in the six

chris from whitby is back

i'll take it

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take it

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you back in whitby

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but i'm in toronto but i will

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take that monicur and i show

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wield it early oh

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welcome back to the city of angels

so it really is

indeed

the ghost of christmas future

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yeah

once

potentially

in the future

once in future past

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why at you

now

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then

that

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met

well i'm either jacob marley or scrooge

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yeah

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yah

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or

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was going

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to say

tim

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scrooge

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tell

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totally

someone

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screwed

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go with

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he's dying

bless

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our

sir

father everyone

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oh god

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what day is it today

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it's christmas

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you

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said

day

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i squichmasday

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you boy

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hello come no it's christmas time

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quiet you

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little boy

all right let's get into this we are talking about a movie watch we watched
it

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this

to

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is

day or

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in the

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past you know let's just today it's today don't worry about it we all

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yeah

got to gether

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she called

in

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toronto

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in

did

a theater

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side by side

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yep

by side by side

yep

and we watched

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the david

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harbor

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jot like zama vehicle violent night oh

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yes

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yes

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let's

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sing

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it together

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no

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this

blood

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is going to

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most boring

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play a

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song

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really well

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ever

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yeah

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god no

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nailed

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it

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stop this is a christmas

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nailebit

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crime

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nailed

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it uh

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a i only go high

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we're going to talk about violent nights we're going to do our movie review of
violent nights

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and so let's

okay

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isn't it violent night singular i don't think

violet

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it's plural

night you

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know someone

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google at will i try to host the podcast

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it

and not

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be interrupted

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let me bring that

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up

jamie um

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that

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about

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that's a joe rogan

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reference

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i don't even

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like less

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than

would you reference organ

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i don't know because

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apologize

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a disturbing amount

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a

of

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lot

view about you today

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in the one sentence

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listen i'm up today with the culture

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the culture

okay okay

the only way he can

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ah

assign his hat to the jimmy

let's

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sidenote let's do some d m t and

hey what if we what if we did the thing where we talked about the
movie we gave it a ranking so

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we can get off of whatever spencer is on to great

yeah

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yeah

i'm

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glad everybody agreed

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jamie bring that

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up

set up a bitch chris save us

yes

from

sir

this madness what is your ranking and high level review of the movie vile night

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maybe

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i really think every time

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we do give

yeah

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our ranking we should

oh

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do a quick re cap of the ranking system

really

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for the new listeners

remember how i asked chris a question and

oh

not spencer

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listen

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oh

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you

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thanks thanks host

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started

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see

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the ancient

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means used to refer

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oh god

to corn as maze and

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m

therefore we connect said dots to violent knight spear headed by one david

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m

harbor i give this seasons beatings first i

oh

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ye

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really

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yeah

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interesting

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am i who thought he was going to say it

right

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it was amazing

that's not

no

the ranking

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i

system

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thought i thought

no no

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i know but you set that up

how

well

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yeah

i mean

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you said

seasons

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corn is

beatings

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you said corn is maze

was also not accurate

no

and

i'm

then you

just

went to epic

i'm just getting warmed up don't don't

okay

don't look too hard into my flow bro

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yeah

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the corn maize analogy

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was nothing okay

all

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don't

the

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look

corn

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too

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hard

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into

for is

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anything

pop corn

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i say

which is which

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is what we consumed

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during the movie

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popped

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god

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maze

we did so yeah epic

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exactly

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what for

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grown nerves

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uh need during this this this special time of year and

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yeah

i don't care how i don't even want to say running the bill i don't
it's not even formullaic it just hits the notes so perfectly that whether you can
telegraph it or whether it's telegraphed or not it doesn't matter because everyone is along
for the the ride story is doing what it's doing

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ah

you want to see each beat hit the way it needs to be head and
so um even though it i won't even say even though it pays mage in
different areas with a blend of certain generis like home alone and die hard

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oh

but i'm glad

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about that it's still doing its own thing but clearly it's a fan of other
genera so it's a nice mileage of

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yeah

fisticuffs gore and and spear headed and led by everyone's favourite cringle nicholas

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uh

i don't remember

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huh

the name is his his like

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og original name though nicola nick read

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something

something

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like

something

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that yeah

they read but yeah yeah i'm gonna keep at high level with that and we
can dig in

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yeah good take

good talk spencer why don't you counter

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yeah

point him

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well the ancient

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mans referred to corn as maze

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for fuck sakes

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so i thought this was a

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maze thing

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misciltow

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it's worse than a miss joke

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we're down here

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it's a miss joke that was explained and then used again

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and then really said

you see

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sorry let me let me start again

chant

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the ancient miansno

means

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oh

mhm

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i gave this movie a rare this movie was

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h

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very good

ah

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very good movie very enjoyed by myself

m

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i agree that it was it nailed what i was trying to do this move
is exactly what you expect

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and i but done right easily could have done this early know i felt

yeah

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like a bee movie but it

m

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did it really well and

yes

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i will say the

yeah

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only resonwy it's not epic i jist agree with chris it is quite formula

oh

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but it is sort of like like you said an image or a parity even

oh

m

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but because of that it doesn't quite reach the levels

yeah

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of like great film

you sure

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or

are

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great

wrong

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movie

you are wrong

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all in all

wow

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you had your

ah

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time sir

i made a

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you

small

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had

comment

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your time

comment

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sit

comment

ah

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and eat your corn um having said yeah i would give it a rare great
movie really fun and david harber i would say without david harber this movie would
crash and burn

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he fucking carried this movie on his back like

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a sack of

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toys

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hey look at that

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that

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i'm a regular roger

you want

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ebert

you want to try that again i don't think that was your best work

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he carried this

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oh

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movie on his back like a christmas sack of

ahscrotums

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toys there it is

vincent

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that time i nailed

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in

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it

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it

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the proves

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in in the wings

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like a pall zagatoys

anyways we're gonna

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that's

move on

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for

from

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vincent

whatever you're talking about luciano what do you got

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i hate to agree with spencer but it's a

oh

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rare

god

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for me to

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yeah

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yeah i

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that

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i

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is

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love

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a red

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the movie

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flag

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would definitely watch it again just

there

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for

you go

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shoots and giggles

that's right

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yeah

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i think it's

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a

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the formula part of it is not what bothers me i expect like i didn't
expect this to be some sort of like a tour

oh

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like telling of an amazing

yeah

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story i knew it was going to

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you

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be just david harbor kicking the ship out of everybody and i got what i
paid for i just think they you know some

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oh

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things were a little bit shoe horn and i'm sure

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yeah

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they're going to come

ah

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out when we talk about it

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yeah

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the rest of the podcasting they're not i'll find a way to screes it in
but there's

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oh

okay

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a couple of things that i went like why

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m

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you know so

a

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like it's that's why it's not epic like i think

yeah

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there was a few small changes that they needed to make that it make that
it would make easily make this epic and one of the best christmas movies ever
so

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yeah

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that's my that's my

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yeah

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overall high level review

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so high level

oh

do you yield

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well

your

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yeah

time then

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i do yield

as yo're

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my

saying

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time yes

okay thank you m

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i love when lucian yields

yeah

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his

it's

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time

just the best if only

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fuck

he did

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you

it sooner

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the

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piece of ship

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christmas

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fuck

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every

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you

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time

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too yeah i don't

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uh

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yield i

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huh

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unyield my time

what

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and i'm going

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yeah

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to

i

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say

well

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the

we

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ancient means

continue

who

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called corn maze

yes

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all right wait let let them finish

let em finish finish

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all right go ahead man

oh

great so excellent reviews for everybody

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m

wanta bring up a little known fact the ancient mans

yes

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let let him finish

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let him finish

he used to call

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m

m

corn mate i don't know if you guys heard about this

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i've

this

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never

is

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i

bret

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didn't know that

right

you know what i really appreciate

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very

that

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interesting

you for sharing

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a fun fact

welcome merry christmas that's your fun fact for the day the

at

movie

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oh

i'm gonna put it at

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it's like i want to

do it

i

you

want

want

to

to

put

and

it

you

to epic i want so

you

i'm gonna

you do

and and

oh

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oh

i understand there are

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powered

some things we need

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powered

to

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yeah

yeah

we need to

so he

you're

ate

the coward

up

sir

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no

um oh

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yeah

i want no there's some things we probably need to work

ah

on but i think just overall was very fun and enjoyable i think

yeah

think i'm ready to put david harbor on the list of m i'm gonna use
stuf

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oh

and maybe that's you know i don't want to be dismissive

[cobra] (10:38):
yeah

of david harber but he's maybe not as high up there as the other stars
but if he's going to be in an action movie i'm probably just going to
watch it no matter what

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yeah

i'm probably

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oh

o

not going

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i

to

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feel

question

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you

any think he does any more

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yeah

he's

h

um

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yeah

m

not a great actor sorry david harbor if you ever listen to this but what
you do you do well

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oh

and i appreciate you stay within that wheelhouse

m

and just hit hit those notes same those same notes over and over again

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yes

which is really what

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like

i'm

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how

here

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you're

for

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now just addressing

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oh

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david harbor

shut up

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directly

david

oh

don't

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he's

interrupt

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a he's

me while

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a big

i'm talking

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fan

to david

david

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u

is a national treasure

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h yeah

musical genius

yes

and sir you will shut

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oh

your mouth when david harbor's

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oh

mouth and name enters the fray

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ye

so

i did say his mouth

that's fine

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okay

no i appreciate that thank you for

sorry

backing me up so i just i really enjoyed it i think that all the
right notes there were some surprises which you wouldn't have thought would happen in a
movie that kind of just hit place the hits and play em well but they
did a good job with it and i just had a really really fun time
and i would definitely put this into my christmas

yeah

movie rotation i will

m

right in

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yep

hm

there between die hard one and die hard too

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oh

and then

in

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finished

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perfect

that's that's the rotation

m

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m

but yeah let's let's dive into the questions because there are some things we probably
need to talk about on this movie um some really

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awesome things

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and some things

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that some people apparently have a problem with i don't know their

yeah

fucking dealers we're going to start off with the first question and i'm just going
to continue

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yeah

dominating the microphone because it's

yes

easy the best character and i'm picking santa claus because

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david harberg

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yeah

was magical from from the geo i

correct

love

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i

that they gave him

yeah

an edge of being kind of a drunk and it worked perfectly because he got
to play on that rope the whole way through the movie

m

cookie connoisseur

m

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uh

a milk snub those are all great and

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skim

the best part

hm

i think of david harbor character is like they actually went out of the way
to explain how the funk santa claus can take down this like small army

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yeah

of people trying to raid this place and

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yeah

it was amazing and you know we always do spoilers

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yeah

so here we go he's a viking or was a viking

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yeah

how we got to being a viking to being santa claus and no one explains
there's nothing going

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sequel

on e c well definitely he just has a bunch of cool

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cool

viking tattoos

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pretty cool

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and we find out about i guess maybe a prequillyeah and we find out that
he had a hammer he loved called skull crusher and then

oh

he gets a hammer and it's the fucking town it's

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oh

santa claus comes to town i did it guys

yeah

we got our first one

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loved it

up anybody

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all right

else got a better better best character

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i don't think anybody can

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if anybody

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even jokingly said someone else it's just going to be

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david

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arber

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is no better character in this movie

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the only

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like again

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honorable mention here would be the grandma right because

grant

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our boy

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me

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john leguanmo

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i'll be honest

you

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generic villain who

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hates christmas with great

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that that's

true

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yeah

i wasn't expecting it

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it did

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your

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some

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well it's three to one so you're the one who's wrong on this

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you

podcast

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yeah

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take you outside

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and have a talk

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talk

let's let's

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ah

save our

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vitreelfor

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yeah

luciana to another

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yeah

movie

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outing and let's talk about

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beat up after this yeah

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oh

have been

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oh

oh

let's talk about the

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yeah

actor we would replace

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yeah

is there someone who you thought could do a better job like john likezamo replacement
are you gonna go that far luciano

oh

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hm

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no no ike i said i liked

oh

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the way he played the character

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ah

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ah

yes

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my gut reaction

i

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oh

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to

ah

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critique child children actors

wow

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yeah

ah

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i was going there to

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but

really

eh

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yeah

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this kid fucking sucked get a new job

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yeah

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figure it out

ah

yeah

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yeah

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now

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i wouldn't go that far

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the little girl she was fine

yeah

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but i think

yeah

he

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i

yes

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find it's always hard to have

yeah

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kid actors are so hitting miss so i think she did adequately but it wasn't
like there was a couple moments where like it took me out of the movie

so

really

so

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because

who

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i thought she wasn't

who

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good

was your replace with then

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oh adult micolycolkan

uh

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oh

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uh

man

h

child micolycolkin and then through through

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yeah

the wonder

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i'm sorry

and learnings

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i think you mean mcolymicoli colancolkan

yeah

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name

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culcanculcan

yeah that's got his name cracked mayou

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yeah

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yeah i think no

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no

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or one of the stranger things and you can't do the stranger things kid because
david harber that would be too

why

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you

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much

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can why not

oh

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ye

they're also

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too much cross streaming

they're also probably too old at this point like their

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now

teen agers

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yes

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mccallymccally mccllygolkan golkan isn't too old

it

he

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true

he is

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like

ferzentes

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forty

eh i mean sometime

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m

i have the answer

okay

i can do this

well i mean

i can

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um

do this

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m

the thing

keep going

with

keep going

yeah the thing with child actors is i just i don't expect them to be
good i just don't

yeah

i just want them to not pull me out of the movie and for that
she was fine like you know like she wasn't

ye

a detriment to the movie she didn't make

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m

me annoyed she wasn't like j loyd talking about sucking angels in spaceball hitting on
a woman that's like ten years older than him bad

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oh

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my bones are aching annie

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yeah

so so we're fine on that point i think i think she did a fine
job you know

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yeah

like

ah

i guess if you want to replace the

oh

kid

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oh

it's like it's so hard to find

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a

replacements

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yeah

chris did you find a replacement

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oh

for this child

yeah i think i got her guys so thanks to i don't think i'd be
too much of a stretch i offer

oh god

no breath i offer erica

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oh

sinclair from stranger things actress whose name is pre nicole

oh

ferguson

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yeah

ferguson so the younger sister to luke luke

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oh

oh

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yeah yeah

luke

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okay

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yes

she's got tons

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yeah

of sass and i think

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yeah

she's she's destined for great things so if not her you could also do you
could also do

yeah

the second youngest daughter from from blackness

oh

she's got tons of sets too

ye

but they both are interchangeably adorable

can you can you get me

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they're both

a

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probably

child

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seventeen

yeah

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now

pull

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yeah i was gonna say time

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a

pris

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flies

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child

sixteen like that's like putting her against gertrude is going to be

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yeah

hard because they're both you need like

m

an under ten hild in order to really bring the whimsy christmas and santa to
the forefront

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i

as

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think

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you're

age

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it

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gets

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it's super hard to get

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he

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like child actor like they exist but a child actor

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young age is hard to find

okay

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it's you know

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about that

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which

oh

which

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oh

quite

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daniel radcliffe

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annie radcliff is now

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that's her name yeah

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drew

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yeah

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barrymore

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what's

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your

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good

deal

i got you i got you

okay

alternative isaac or dons

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m

he's he's a fresh face from the new wednesday netflix t v show he's pretty
young

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i don't know that is

sure

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but

yeah

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okay fine

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it

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yeah

i'll allow it let's move on to something

yeah

else

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more interesting than chris searching for random children on the internet

m

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that

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on a list

i'm a professional

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things do

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oh

you

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we have

do

any any the actors we

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yeah

want to replace

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all right just

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honestly

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screw words

yeah

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honestly the other characters don't really matter all that much let's be honest

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yeah

oh

yeah

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they did good they did

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yeah

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they were all good

except

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i don't think

for

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i would replace anybody

except for

i

the one henchman that played double duty

oh

the first first nutcracker soldier that discovered santa he showed

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yeah

up twice so you can't replace him he got killed and then he got killed
again quick flash cut and then back to the c i noticed that ship

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what

i yield my

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time

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what

i beat you to

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what

it

i'm gonna go ahead and re rail this podcast

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yep

here's our

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fair

favorite question i think this is going to be the first and

oh

most obvious clean sweep question we've ever conducted on this podcast what was the most
rewatchable scene in this movie

oh

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god

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fuck

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damn right it was

yeah

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that is so many

we might we

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might

there's

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matt

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two one sent

sand

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up pulling

a

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a

chimney

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guy through a chimney exploding

floating

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through the roof

yeah yeah

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no

interesting

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it's not really

that was the best

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what that was

it

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the

i'm

best

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for

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scene

you

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i don't know if it's rellywatchable

for you

it's it's it is the most real watchful because you just don't expect

oh

santa to like

yeah

do that with his power like you know santa

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and

based

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end up like with a john leg with some ham in his hands afterward

yeah so like

yeah

just if you haven't seen this movie and you want to listen to this podcast
the end scene or through the movie they've shown that santa claus is able to
like tap his nose and that's his magic power to go up and down chimneys
and oh

hm

the end scene

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it turns

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uses

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like a dust

yeah he turns

yeah

like dust and he just flows up and so the end scene they have this
old like cottage all wrecked but the stone chimney is intact and you just know
they're gonna use that chimney somehow

hm

as john like no

yeah

tries to kill class

mhm

and and they use it and you all think he's just sanssointo jump up to
the top of the chimney and come off the top rope and do something

yeah

and he just takes john exam

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yeah

with him and at the and all you have is a

yeah

little corpsacle

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yeah

oh

of jalikeuzamo

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oh

and blood

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yeah

yeah

spraying everywhere

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like

man

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a volcano out of the top of the chimney

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that scene was fantastic

visceral

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him standing at top

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he's

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of the chimney with the

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his

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blood

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exploding

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out

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it

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around him

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his reaction

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to it is great because because oh i

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know

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that that's what's

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yeah

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going

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to

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happen exactly

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it's

yeah

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a very good time

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yeah

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i don't know i just like the grenade one for how

yeah

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it's like you don't really expect because your expecting those in those

oh

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movies

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oh

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for them to drop the grenade and walk away from

oh

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the explosion and hers and daddy

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goes i got to watch i just

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i don't

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yeh

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know i love that

oh

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scene in the trailer i love that scene

yeah

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in the movie

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yeah it

then

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was i started the trailer so kind of like

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maybe that's why

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wasn't

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as as good

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i have

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yeah

oh

i have two but of course i will adhere to the rules my favorite scene
is actually

yeah

much earlier once he arrives in the mansion that we're all where everything is going
to play out and he's just like going through getting settled checking out

oh

the cookies spitting out the milk

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yeah

but then dives into the age

ah

old old ship

yeah

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debar

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because that's

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not what i said yeah

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he's like this

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this

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is some

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now

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ships

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yeah

me

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yeah yeah

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yeah

oh man

i'll

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to

that that is a good scene it's the whole

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there's

process

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to me there's a lot of rewatchable scenes

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yeah

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which

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and

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and during the drink

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yeah

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the drink is shaking

did any

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like

of

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good

did any of you i got a it was one of those scenes that also
harken back to another scene will faro uh jail hard or hard time and he
used like crying in the vibrating chair with wine

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yeah

parallel

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with the wine

but he

yeah

made it hit like different scenario

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a little

but

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bit yeah

still really

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yeah

works you know

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yeah

i love

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that

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you're one of your one of the three people who saw hard time

yeah

listen it was good it was good

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i've seen the mems

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but

gay

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it was called

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it

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yeah cool you yield your time for the get hard

no

reference

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let's get out

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i

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of

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watched

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that

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that

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conversation

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movie too

yeah well you both your

yeah

your time then um

m

let's dive in here i got i think i have an important question becase i
ready wanted to know

you think

so this movie happens christmas eve to christmas day right

m

sanna leaves and he still got to deliver presents

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okay

so what happens

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hm

the next day like all of christmas

m

day like

hm

at the compound maybe how sanasdego

m

lik what do you think what do you think that

hm

all that happens

ah

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okay opens up

sure

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two detectives pulling up to the crime scene

you

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cop steps out of the car looks around damn it's

yeah

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a sucking blood bath

m

oh

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looks around her like a hundred bodies sucking

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oh

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thrown about

h

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one one guy was evicerated in a chimney

hm

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one guy was sucking exploded with a grenade a

hm

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couple of guys had christmas things stabbed in their eyes

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one was impaled in an icicle

oh

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and he says yeah sometimes upon

yeah

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all their witnesses saying saying was sucking santa claus but the something's going on here

but chief

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they think

mcilcudi

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there's a murderer

it's impossible

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oh

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yeah

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goddam it billy

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yeah

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if you believe

h

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anything is possible

my

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so assume there's some sort of murderer going about in the santa claus outfit and

disgusting

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stestatepot

man hunt

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p b all

hm

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place bolton goes out

ah

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i want to i want say glass bodin get david dinner alive

m

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there and then they just there's a mass killing of santa claus you're like all
around

all

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moll

settings

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cops

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healings

oh

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not even arrest just

yeah

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killings

recent

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yeah

news a number of

oh

malsantes have been rounded up and

oh

executed more

ah

on

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against

that

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the wall

against

um

the wall

why

back

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mary

to you

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christmas

chief

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everybody

you know

you

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what

do you know what it all points bolton is

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yeah

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yeah

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all police

yeah

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bang

oh

wait that's okay

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all police boom boom that's what it is

okay but mall clubs are in place

they

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no

get

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but the

they

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police

get

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are killing

correct the mlcops

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the mall santos

so the police are killing mal santas

yeah

and mall cops

yes paul

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no not

but

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who said malcops

paul

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ball

blurt

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cops

must die

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pale blur white

yeah

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paul blur is in this

because he's

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so

a

i

macaw

don't

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paul

know

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bark gets gets a call

yeah

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we need you

after

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we need

doing

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the

a line

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of

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cocaine

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it

is like oh

yeah

my segueis

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yeah he's

still

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like

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he's

sucking

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eating

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a

yeah

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he's like eating

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m

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a don

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hm

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and he gets to

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call his

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yeah

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like i was born for this

m

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he's a goddam chief in retired

yeah

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we need you

oh

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back

we're getting to alter than

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string

ship

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of mull sands

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yeah

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on a loose

miles

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just load

said

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his

i

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gun

keep looking at me funny

ah

i got the remedy right here

oh

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i don't

nethratlanta

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so

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know

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i

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i

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think

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think

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there's

coke

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a lot more killings happening

yeah

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and

okay

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i think back in laponia

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m hm

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back at the clauses compound

hum

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i think he goes back to training it's like

like

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i was got killed today

uh

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the funk

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m

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that can happen again

h

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what

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m

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if i have to save

hm

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another christmas

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and

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he

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at the

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just

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movie

hm

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he gets his hammer again

yes

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yeah

skull

what's

crusher

skull cross your shirt up to the end

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yeah

and

oh

you know what

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i don't

also

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know about

showed up

yeah

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i said i don't know but you guys but it

okay

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seemed to me at the end of the movie he was

yeah

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moving forward on killing

oh

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noddy people

it

it

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m

felt

m

[cobra] (26:47):
yeah

i was terrified of that and even there was a

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i

custom

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think he

that

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he just

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ay

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like switched his mandates to instead of giving

oh

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a

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them coals giving them like

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yeah

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hammer blows m

hm

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yeah that's what that's what it felt like

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yeah

no

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i agree

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good

i

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i

disagree

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agree

i

i don't

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okay

think he's just

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yeah

go

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that's what

he

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i'm hoping for

he didn't

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is

i don't

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that

think

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better

he just turned into a i'm going a murder anybody who's not

ah

santa i think that

yeah

if someone is nodding enough he'll i'm

yeah

down and murder them right

[spinner] (27:18):
see i like that that's a good premise for the sequel

but it's not we'll get there don't worry it's not just you know is are
you

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yeah

negative one not you get killed like

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s killing

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no

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kids

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no

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everywhere

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no no no

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oh

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punishment

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god

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fitting

yeah

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to crime right

yeah yeah

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yeah

m

i for an

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not

m

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going

santa

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to start

claus

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murder murdering

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uh

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naughty kids

yeah

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you've

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no he

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been

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said i

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naughty

yeah

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so it has become the punisher

yeah that's that's okay

[cobra] (27:42):
yeah

let's save that let's get there because i think

defender

i think we've

of

got something there

the

[cobra] (27:45):
yeah

innocent right when when children and family

oh

fill up family lives are threatened when

yeah

the good are threatened is going to step up

we're

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m

gonna move on from this question that was supposed to be what is the next
what happens the next day and it's turned into what is santas legacy

m

[cobra] (28:03):
oh

we have anything else you want to talk about the day

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ah

after like

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no

yes

what's the

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oh yeah

what's

yes

the family follow

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does

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oh

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the family get the money does the family get

oh

okay

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does he get the money

santa

you mean the father

like

the father

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no

doesn't

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this

get the

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father

money the father

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but she was proud of him

[cobra] (28:17):
i think i think he leaves everything behind and goes away with his family completely
disconnect

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i think

tarts

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the

over

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from his family

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but i think the mum still makes him like the main inheritor

maybe and that that

[cobra] (28:29):
maybe

will be hilarious to see how that plays out even if it's just a quick
quick nod to

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he showed she was like i respect what you did

m hm

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so i think that was like that he'll get it in the end

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it chose

yeah

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yeah

[cobra] (28:43):
the kid like the tick talker kid

h

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taking pictures of the bodies right

and that's

[spinner] (28:48):
yeah

what changed the

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centers

tone for

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real

me and made me worry

[spinner] (28:51):
yeah

about

[cobra] (28:52):
yeah

about what would happen but santesnat is either co signing or denying he's just going
and doing his job

[cobra] (28:57):
no

so that changed the tone for me but that's not santa's statement that's the kid

[cobra] (29:01):
yeah

shoving his nose where it doesn't belong

so like

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i

virtrude

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think

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oh

[cobra] (29:04):
that kid is not gonna that kid's

ah

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going to throw into a psychopath

uh

well i think bertrude gets like deep platform right you can't show dead bodies

hm

on on stream

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oh maybe okay

and

logan

unless

paul

you go into

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maybe

or

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he

whatever

boxing

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you

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loses

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just put

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all

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on red

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his followers

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it

afterwards

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oh

[cobra] (29:18):
yeah

and and then to

he

yes and on top of lucian's going back to training when he gets back to
the north pole that north pole bro he's gonna that north pole is gonna he's
got to he's gonna reconcile his wife

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m

god damn it

yeah

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doesn't

he's like

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he

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yeah

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never says he's estranged from his wife

yeah

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she sends

well

[spinner] (29:38):
yeah

[cobra] (29:38):
him

oh

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the school

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oh

[cobra] (29:39):
crusher

yes but he

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he's

also

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going to give her the old north pole

oh

thank you

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oh god

thank you for for picking

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why

up on the but not

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why

necessarily they're goin

it's

they're

your

gonna

fault

the good end

it's your fault for saying when he gets back to the north pole like

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we're

he

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going

left his penis

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when he gets

at home

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back

like

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i didn't

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it's gonna

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say

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be

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anything

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a

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i

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white

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said laponia

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christmas

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i didn't say

yeah

oh

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north

my

[cobra] (29:59):
pole

god but yeah like that was quite that that got me in the heart

[spinner] (30:04):
oh

strings as soon as like the little kid is like what what is your wish
and he's like i want to go back and tell is glass how much

[spinner] (30:09):
oh

i love it and

yeah that

that

was just

really

him

got

hoping he survived the scenario

[cobra] (30:13):
yeah

oh yeah but

[cobra] (30:14):
yeah

he meant that too he meant that

moving

and

on

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a couple of us did this i'm not sure we picked the right time but
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oh

a question for you it's a new question we've been using and i think it
might fit here what's the dumbest

hm

thing that happened in this movie

yeah the

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the

henchman

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way

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in

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the

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way

ahead

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he was resurrected

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really

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what it was i know exactly

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the way he was

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what

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resurrected

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it was

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super forced

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be

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a belief

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leave

no

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any of those people

that is fair

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believed he was actually santa

oh okay

the

now

child

who

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completely

and the mom did the dad

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oh

did

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the

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dad maybe

the mom

yeah

a hundred

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the

per cent

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other

did

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one's

not

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definitely

the sister

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thousand percent did not

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yeah

yeah

bertrade

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that to

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they

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me

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saw

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the

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him

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do anything

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thing

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magical

what

what's that last thing you said spencer

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did any of those characters

yeah

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see him do anything

yeah

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magical no

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no

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right

um

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no

m

other than resurrect from the dead no

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no before

yep

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but

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that

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before

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to make

no

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them

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yeah

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make them believe

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they did

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to

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bring them back

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know

that

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that

well

would

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to me

have

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was

fixed

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the stupidest

it

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thing it

no

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was

they all

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like

got

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a

there after

yep

the guys shot him right

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yeah

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yeah

yeah

yes

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that to me was like so

yeah

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forced so that to me is the stupidest thing in the movie

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maybe you have to say you believe

oh

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me

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oh

well

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no

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h

santa

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it's

doesn't

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close

know

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enough

how the magic works

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m

maybe it has something

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oh

to do with like like a spell like an incantation you say it

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to hear people say i believe yeah

like

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that's

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i

a

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don't

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a good

tanker

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care

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point

battle thing

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it's dumb dumb it's dumb anyway

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yeah

m

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i yield my time

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i have my

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yeah

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scene

yep

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and when were laughing about in the theater there is a point

oh yeah

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when when when the santa claus first

okay

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i think it's the second time a guard sees him

yeah

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and they're like freeze and i don't want any trouble and then the guy

yeah

oh

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i'm not exaggerating

ah

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takes the gun

hm

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and tries to punch him with the the pointed

oh

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end of the gun

well

really

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yeah

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like

so

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where the bullets come

yes it wasn't santa claus it's their taking beverly de angelo shout out to

yeah

the mom from national

m

lampoons

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yep

beverly angelo is the matrearch of this family and they're taking her to the panic
room and her

oh

guard it's running to john lekeazamo

thank you

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oh that's what it was

yeah

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yes

to

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that

stop

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was john

them yeah

fuck

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and john

yeah

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about and john like

a

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takes

yeah

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out a

nice stick

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weapon a night

no

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yeah

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stick

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they're

yeah

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both

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it's

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pointing

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like

yeah

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guns

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and they're

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at

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both

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pointing

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and

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guns at him

yep

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yeah

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and

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yeah

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they

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yeah

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go

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the

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is very

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goes

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it's a bunch of with the gun not even

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yeah

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like pistol whip him like

no

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point

ah

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of gun

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punch

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to

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punch

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the face

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it's

in the

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a

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oh

ah

eye

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it's a pistol punch

yeah

yeah

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it's not a pistol whip it's a pistol punch

oh

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yeah

yeah

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yeah

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h

let's go

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that is

that

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very stupid i agree

that is very stupid the second

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m

thing this

yeah

reminds me of the same thing asked spencer about it so near the end when
the bad guys are getting

oh

away with the money they've been looking for

my

they all get on snow bells

oh

to drive away and santa

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yeah

just kicks

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yeah

the ship out of a guy trying to get out of the snow mobile

oh

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yeah

and and then he doesn't

yes

get on the snow mobile he finds some sleigh

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runs

in the manger

ah

runs through the forest for god knows

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yeah

how long

that

gets

didn't

on

make

the

sense

sleigh slides down flies to the air hits the guy in the head with the
sleigh and then gets on his bill and drives it so it's like why didn't

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yeah

he just take

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yeah

the first show

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but

of

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yeah

oh

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but i said i told you there's an explanation

oh

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he doesn't know how

yeah

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to start the

the gismo

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what what you call it these gismoths

she gives

yeah

most i guess

but

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yeah

he learned in the end

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no he could run one that was already started

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yeah

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but he couldn't he didn't know

yeah

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because

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how to

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he tosses

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just

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a gun

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just

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to

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started

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the mum right who's like

yes

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do you know how to use one of these is mos and he

i

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tosses

yeah

like

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it

that

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to her

i

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i

like

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like

that

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i like that too

yeah maybe maybe maybe

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that's a stretch

maybe

ah

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no no it's a very it's a very strong stretch is like

i co sign i co

yeah

signed that that john lakewzamo literally bringing a baton to a gun fight fuck

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done fight and winning

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m

terrible

he worked

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yeah

should he got shot

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like i don't mind him winning in that fight if it was like they aimed
at him and he quickly like knocked the gun to the side right as he
was shooting

hm

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and like

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yeah

ye

yeah

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you know you know

yeah

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what's the word

maneuvering

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like his instinct we're so fast

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yeah

yeah

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just beat the ship

oh

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of them but yeah the guy literally tried to punch him with with the bullet
end

he

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of the gun

he basically tried to super man punch him in the eye

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yeah

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yeah

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he's like if like he's too far away i'll have to leap and punch him

yeah

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because

with

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i can't

two

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reach

dudes

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him with my

with

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gun

two security

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yeah

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it's not

guards

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it's

standing

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not how

side by side

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that i it's not how i could that there was any way i could hit

oh

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him from afar i have to go in close

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exactly

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yeah

oh

soon

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only

as

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had a range weapon

oh

as soon as someone who is not part of the security staff pops

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oh

out of the paddock room you cap him there's no

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yeah

explanation

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like the whole the

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he

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whole clip

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opens

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the

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the

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whole

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door

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magazine

it's like

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just shoot the whole magazine

no

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yeah

you

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yeah

you load him up you like

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yeah

it

your professionals

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yeah

you know what is it to in the chest one of

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give

the head

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them lead

move

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poisoning

on

yeah

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that's what

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yeah

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you do

ah

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those guys were a couple of

ah

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paul blartstouh come

they

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on

were definitely pollards so

i had it

let's

stamped

take a second here because i think we want to

oh

highlight this movie really really appreciate the

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m

for

yeah

father and four mother movies that came before it in the actual genere christmas genre
and there's a couple

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okay

of things that you know they heavily call out ho alone

malo

number of times it gets in the car she

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yep

talks about it she home

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oh

alone

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yeah

some some of the villains and the villains are like you're an idiot and

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m

but is she an idiot

gordon

um

got

and

him

he the one i like

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she

to

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got

call

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him

it is is the so in the movie there is a security arm security force
that is supposed to come and protect this light stone family if anything

m

bad happens and

hm

and there are essentially the military from dihartto down to a t they show up
they double

oh

cross them they're wearing all white

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yeah

they ride in snowbobels

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i was

everywhere

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going to say the same

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yep

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camel white camel

yeah

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get up yeah yeah

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definitely tentionally

yeah if only they

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oh for

had a chance

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sure

to fire you know guns with blank bullets in it before they switched

oh

over to the real bullets

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that would have been nice

yeah what else what else did you guys see in terms of mazes to

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oh

two christmas movies of the past yeah

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well he says at one point he's like going through the toys trying to find
a weapon video game video game blue ray die hard you

yeah

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know

that was nice

no

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says

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yeah

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that

m

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i thought it was a missed opportunity when they said we got a gopher you
should have said

yeah

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we got a mclean now or something we

so

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gotta some guy thinks he's jomacclean up in here

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yeah

the gopher

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that would have been good yeah

the go for a call out bill murray golfing

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no

no

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oh

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doesn't make any sense

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yeah

okay

from

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i mean

from

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if

screwged

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it

i

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is

was checking

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it's stupid because it doesn't make any sense

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yeah i doesn't

yeah

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know

every time he sat

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yeah

dover i just didn't i didn't like i didn't get

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oh

if it was a reference but okay

yeah

cool

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do you think that

uh

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sanna being drunk

h

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was a bad sanna mage

oh i can see

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i

that

[cobra] (47:39):
think it's just a santo ma i'm sure a lot of senses are drunk

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a lot of maltanes

ah

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are drunk

yeah

yes

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til they get through the shifts

yeah i can see that but it was it's a pretty like bad side was
fairly popular with it

oh

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oh yeah

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maybe

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great

ah

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great

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yeah

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movie trying o think of other omas i know there are a lot of them
but

there's a paulableart

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one of them that stuck

age

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out too much

with

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all

all

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the

the

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security

security

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guards

teams

i

yet

mean you could

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yeah

you could

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yeah

argue that

oh yeah

you could argue that's the the resurrection from the dead is an amaze to f
right elf is like

right

the christmas spirit to fly the the slag

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it's like every christmas movie though it's like we had

ah

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to believe

kay

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for our final to happen

that's all i got

m

in you're

i

fucking

could see

pooping

that

on all

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yeah

my ideas

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i wonder if the

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hm

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if the nose thing is a reference i don't know if

that's

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if it

actual

[cobra] (48:29):
is i don't know what

that's a cat

oh

that's a canto power

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that's a fan of thing yeah

yeah

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okay i didn't

but

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know

it worked

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about that okay

yeah

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i

[cobra] (48:35):
i

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was

[cobra] (48:35):
worked

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watching

yeah

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i was watching the

oh

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santa claus movie with the with what's

yeah

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his name tim allen

time

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and he'd tap

yeah

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his nose i assume it

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okay

[spinner] (48:43):
was originally because he wanted cocaine and they just kept it in and made it
like

yeah

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an effect that that's how he got it up the chimney

bridging

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he's

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okay

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like

the gaps

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to having his nose

the

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ah

final

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so you can't tap your nose in the scene

m

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you're not going

okay

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up a chimney give me

line

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my ship

line

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uh

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yeah

line

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line

he

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line nice

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eh yeah

[cobra] (49:03):
nice nice

uh the

got

final

him

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you win

scene

[cobra] (49:06):
sir

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m

thank you we

eh

share the w m

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yeah

the final scene where we're santa takes

oh

down john legozamotho the chim that

yeah

[spinner] (49:16):
aten

was an omage to this was a darker mage to ex man's night crawler when
he

ah

bamps with people he takes them with him and they're usually safe he destroyed his
villain using the same similar power teleportation

chris you know that

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their

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version of a violent nights to them each you know it's like were they with
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chris

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hit us

so most of you most most of you based on that question mostly you will
go to the grates right like the one that immediately immediately come to your mind
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to try

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lex

hawk eye of the group

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because you said people

you

go to the grates so i said this was like the one no one cares
about

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kay

well

hakokayah

thank you i appreciate that thank you thank you for reframing ukon cornelius the

oh

he's the artic prospector who meets rudolf

yeah

and hermy while they're trying to

just i

avoid

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to

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avengers you can pick any

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holiday

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ukon cornelius now that you say it my memory flashes back to what he would
like he would like lick his finger and like check for gold here and there
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and you come potatoes money

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we need the money to make this movie happen you call it cornelius

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he's a prospector

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chris

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like i assume it's like it's you know

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it's kind of like rocket and group right like you have con cornelius and you
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me my boys

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every four minutes

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i would try to get closer to the camp the microphone

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you got yelled

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out for being too loud

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we believe the children

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everybody have an equal say we have uconcornelius

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wanted it

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and i wanted

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to

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oh

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character but he went he didn't go with one of the top tier ones

ah oh

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you went straight to con cornelius the fan favorite

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the more

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condiment king is like the second movie in your

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roster

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okay chris

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or or to do that with the m c u going straight

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into gardens of

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galaxy

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chris

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moses

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you get that vibe too

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you guys have just turned my ukon cornelius water to wine thank you

you're welcome

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okay now lucian and you're casting

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this next casting

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can i now kind of like this movie

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i'd like to think that she can

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yeah

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make anything out of chocolate

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anything chocolate is

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like the green

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ship

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and are they going to actually have to come out of her

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her basket

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lead

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a you know how how the pang has a bunch of different umbrellas she has
a bunch of different

yeah

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eggs

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oh like like like

yeah

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batman

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yeah

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gadget style thing

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yeah

yeah

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yeah something like that

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every egg can do something different i like that

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well

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like that too

see that and i raise

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oh

the instead of like a basket which feels a little insulting in twenty twenty two
what if we were to make it

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baskets are

ask

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insulting

ah

i think so

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why are they

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insulting

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why

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baskets are canceled

exactly

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what

listen listen listen if we want if we

so

want

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this character to be able to be mega mobile and agile why not just a
really cool

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yes

sling bag that she can

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m

like sling to the front or back

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okay

and then like if she's like

oh

like weaponizing her eggs she can do so as supposed

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oh

to a basket it looks too much like it feels much like a purse

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i see what you're saying yeah if

i

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it's

wanter

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like a

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utility

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and like

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the thing

yeah

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usual it holds

ah

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bullets that goes around your shoulder but it's eggs

bandelier or something

hey what

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band

if

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a layer

what if

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yeah

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of eggs

what if we didn't

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been

worry about

a

such minor things as how she carries her eggs and talk about the bigger plot
points like who is she fighting

to though

and what's the name of the movie

hm

how is uconcornelius goin to make a cameo

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yeah

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is gonna

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be moses that's going to make

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yeah

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well

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right

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yeah

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yeah but so i think she's fighting

regan's

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a

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so she has a contender or for the position of the eastern

oh you're going

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mascot

you're

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there

going santa claus three

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plot line

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sure

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oh

when

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sure

jack frost tries to steal santa claus s powers

he

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it worked for that movie

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hear me

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hear

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yeah

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me out hear me out it's a

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chicken it's a chicken trying to steal

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that because

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m

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she's like eggs are

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yeah

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my things

ah

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why is this fucking bunny using eggs i'm the one that's supposed to do that

okay

i hope you cast

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and

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who plays

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and

the chicken

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she's

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and who plays the chicken

yeah

ken john

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amy sumer

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yeah

okay never mind

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m

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yeah

heavy

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ah

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on i like to enjoy more

oh

this is heavy comedy heavy comedy

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it's like

version

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our

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yeah of course

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our comedy

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it's

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one it

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it's like it's

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oh

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a dark comedy like more of a dark comedy

he can

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i

weel

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like

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because

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that

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it has a breplaz and it has to be kind of a darker

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yeah

yeah

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comedy

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so it has to be like an ind kind of dirt comedy

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yeah

yeah

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and

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and

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i think moses

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oh

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shows up like in the latter

ah

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like in the third act of the movie

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no post credit scene

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scribe okay i was gonna say he

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come

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could help her

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he comes from the post credit and he walks up to wad he goes let
me ask you something do you believe in miracles

yeah

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and that's the cliff hanger

yeah

i want to say something

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because we

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sh

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all

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it

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make miracles

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say it

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no

they meet in a strip club and moses is on stage

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like

oh

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a magic mike

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can you take

right

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back it take it back

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just take it back

oh

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rewind

i

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it

don't i don't want you to

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you

say

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can do

things

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it

yea

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suck those words back in

do you believe

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you can do it

it sounds so magic

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it

like

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oh

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it could be it could be book

but

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ends

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like

take

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she

it

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could start the movie

yes

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where she's

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yah

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like drinking in a in a strip club in a man strip club and then
it

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cool

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ends there with her going back to her old haunt and then moses is there
then he says do you believe in miracles

he

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and when she

is

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recognizes

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and then

moses

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he and then

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him

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he

watching magic

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and then he

mike

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unzipped he unzipps

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his

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yeah

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pants and you think

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oh

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he's going to bring

yeah

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up his dog but then the two tablets

ah

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just hit the ground don't don't

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oh

ah

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shot from behind from between his legs you know

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yeah

no

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he says

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i'm bunk

yeah

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do you believe in miracles easter

magic mike plays

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and she does

ray version

oh

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now i do and then it ends

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oh

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what's

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a

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the name of this movie i'm having a hard time finding

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east meets west

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that's garbage

my

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it's so bad i don't even know what it

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means

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terrible

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to

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talk

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it

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terrible

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i have it

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okay

so so

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like the primary title like easter

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m

bunny like because i have

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oh

like a sub title

hey christ

okay let me

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do

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put

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whatever you

spit

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want

it out bro

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yeah

so chocolate rain

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no this is no thing about

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hi

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chocolate in this

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unsay

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words back

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in

yeah

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to

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words

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be

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is it

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worth a

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um

yeah

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sunday

yeah

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bloody sunday

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oh there you go i like it

oh

ah

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i like it

can

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all right

be right infringement

oh

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it's reference reference to a terrible something that happened

oh

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in

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terrible

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ireland but

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irish

yeah

m

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yeah

m

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terrorism attack or something

good news a perfect sage for my holiday character

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let's hear it matt

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okay

ye

saint patrick

m

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oh

m

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that

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okay

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is great he's like the hulk of the team

yeah definitely i think he

like

he is going to provide

yeah yeah

real bore to santa claus once they find out uh you know

yeah

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okay

their common common interests

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but

i have

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how about this

a go

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i have an idea for saint patrick

h

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he

yeah

m

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can retain his powers as long as he's drunk

m

oh

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so he can't stop being drunk

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right

yeah

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that's like his

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can

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thing

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can can we just lock leamnisen to play this guy

yeah i think so so

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i

he's

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think

like

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that's a

drunken master kind of deal

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yeah but

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sure

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like he doesn't know what will happen if he stops drinking he's like i've been
alive for four hundred years

oh

oh

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like if you stop

yeah

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drinking

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i was

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potentially

oh

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i was never sober in any of those years

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yeah

yeah

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like

yeah

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he realized that as long as he was drunk he was like he retained his
super power super strength

so i just want to check here we're gonna go with a racial stereotype for
all of ireland for

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he's

our

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funking

character

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saint patrick

no i got a better one

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it's a it's a saint patrick

you have

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stereotype

a better racial stereotype for saint patrick chris

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you love

no

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potatoes

yeah uh

oh

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oh no

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m he shoots

h

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potatoes

yeah

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oh no

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out of

oh

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his

oh

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bottle

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yeah

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dude

yeah yeah

no

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he's a lepricon

yeah

ah

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yeah i was going to say it's he's

make

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also a lepricon

fuck me

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he

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so

make

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throws

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he has

so

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a part

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his

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of gold

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locking charms

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he has a

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at people

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he has a part of gold

no i have

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he

a

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turns

better

oh

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you

as

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into a marsh

have a better

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mellow

cast

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for lucky child

hey let chris speak

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let

because

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chris

what

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speak

you're saying

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ye

is nonsense

i

oh

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how dare

what

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you

potatoes

yeah

okay pablo

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he's

shriver

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my potatoes

yeah

pablo

okay

shriver from

yep

american gods

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he's played

he

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a

played

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lepricon before

exactly and he's got he

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yeah

would be a really great except the physicalogy

[spinner] (01:19:17):
ah

and he'd be a really good brow for for moses

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what does this

okay

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have to

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okay

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do with potatoes

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so i have

everything

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to i have to shut up professor

yeah

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uh

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just shut up for a second

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uh he

[cobra] (01:19:30):
i have i have a request though i'm okay with published we're playing this but
he has to has the pornstash he had an orange is the new black

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m

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has to

oh my god

oh

i

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yeah

i need to see the ash gang

[spinner] (01:19:43):
okay guys i hate the pull producer on this but if we have a character
named saint patrick and it's not revolved around drinking we're goin ave a riot a
goddamn riot

to

yeah

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oh

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why

but

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because that's what saint patrick

oh

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is all

my

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about

god oh my god do any i

yeah

remember that

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m

stash

yeah

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oh yeah i do

to

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i do

be fair

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i remember that stuff very well

i want saint patrick

did not

to um have done his time in ireland he got rid of the snakes and
he's now

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m

chicago beat cop

right

and that allows that's why publish river

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perfect

has has

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perfect

his like corn dash because he's just a beat cop in chicago

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i

ah

and so something happens to him on the job

okay

on

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oh

and he

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oh

he remembers who he actually is

yeah

and regains his

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m

powers

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oh i

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m

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see okay

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when

yeah

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he gets he's ready he's recovering alcoholic

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oh

hm

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and he hasn't drinkin

you're right

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but because he hasn't drinking he doesn't have any memory of him being

right okay

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this

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super

you know what we're just laid into the stereotypes

[spinner] (01:20:47):
yeah

and so

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yeah

the villain he's fighting against is

the

i don't know you guys can help me but it's essentially s like a a

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alcoholics

sponsor

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anonymous

yeah

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yeah

he's been

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yeah

keeping

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yeah

him locked

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the

into

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sponsor

that for

oh

hundreds

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yeah

of years

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yeah

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yeah

mine

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yeah

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yeah

game

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oh

yeah

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this

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yeah

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has like a

yeah

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little bit of a dare devil

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yet

oh

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vibe where

[spinner] (01:21:03):
yeah

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he's like struggling

yeah

yeah

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yeah he struggles

oh

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with it he doesn't like what he becomes when he drinks but he needs

oh

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it

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he has like a chicago accent when he's sober but then he reverts to like
a full stare

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yeah

[cobra] (01:21:17):
typical irish

[spinner] (01:21:18):
yeah

[cobra] (01:21:18):
lepricon accent when he drinks

[spinner] (01:21:20):
he's like yeah exactly he talked like

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oh

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your way there i'm i'm

[cobra] (01:21:25):
yeah

oh

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patrick from chicago

yeah

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yeah go

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yeah

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bears

m

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and he as

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yeah

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a drink he's like hi i'm hot
yeah

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oh

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that nice sort

yeah

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of drink there i'm feeling stronger about a minute

you sound

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my lucky

like

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terms

an irish mickie the mickey mouse

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has

this

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a

is

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bad

fucking

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he is a bad

[spinner] (01:21:44):
yes

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irish accent

yeah

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well yeah of course

yeah

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it's

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okay

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going to be played by john melanie

we're gonna move

[cobra] (01:21:50):
oh

on from

[spinner] (01:21:51):
yeah

spencer's

yeah

year of racism

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hey i'm irish

what

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yea

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no you're not

yeah

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i am

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oh you are okay

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yeah

his noratsanit

yeah

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that's why i talk like this

it

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he

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oh

so

ah

so hey i'm making my movie shut shut up in your face

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oh no

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oh

yeah

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oh

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what's

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no

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the boys

yeah

you

they

got

got they

a good

got to do some

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oh

thing so

yes

i'm seeing this thing here where

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oh

apparently saint patrick dulled with the druids that's a story they made up so i
think the druids a mystical like you know the door strange kind of magic thing

[spinner] (01:22:25):
yeah

he

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that's

fights some random druid named i don't know frank

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arline

um

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merlin

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frank

oh

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name

frank

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frank

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frank

i need

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frank

i thought

to

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i

you

be

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am

said

[cobra] (01:22:34):
merlin

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the

irish

inkling

merland

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i'm

is

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the

not irish

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ancient

[cobra] (01:22:36):
frank frank merlin that's his

yeah

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name

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i'm

yeah that's

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the

better

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ancient ever

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frank

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living

yeah

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being

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frank

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for a

[cobra] (01:22:41):
merlin

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thousand years

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there

yeah

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that's

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my followers

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that his

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called

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sponsor

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me frank

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it's his sponsor from

yeah

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from a frank merlin

yeah

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that's

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it

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that that's him he's actually

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a

uh

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a

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frank

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druid

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go i just came

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yeah

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from the bear's game

m

[cobra] (01:22:53):
yeah

[spinner] (01:22:53):
and i'm wanting to drink

m

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don't you do it don't you do it all male

yeah

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you

m

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don't want to

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oh

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drink

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try to finish this up real quick care scriptoctoring i know there's a few points
people were unhappy about luciano you apparently hate this movie for

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just being super hero and punching everybody and not getting hurt it was okay him
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missus

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claus i would i'm here for that i think there could have been an advantage

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yeah

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the whole belief portion and like like

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little girl could have found a way though she

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would have had to get why i established so that like most the other kids
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service by connect disconnecting the wife and everything so that

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like sat phones they have their own connectivity

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don't they maybe the little kid could have

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everyone slowly starts

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they get there early instead of seeing him when he's

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you have all

why

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the

no

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kids see in blender the guy say it is real

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yeah

m

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a goddamn nightmare

m

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oh

anna does not play i will

like

be good from that

you can

one

just have like i think

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yeah it's like shaking and holding their

oh

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knees is real

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like

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it's real

i'm

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and

so

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then

sorry

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they do

i'm

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like

just

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at the end it is just do some advertisement

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yeah

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with that scene playing in the background and going don't

ah

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be naughty kids and

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yeah

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just

m

we

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that

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it's like i'm goin t be good i'm going to be good

i think

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oh god

es

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yeah

i think you can do this because john

eh

likvazemo us them up pretty good he stabs him a number of times right like

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m

he

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yeah

two or three so just have him get him a couple more times and maybe
he shoots him once or something and like so

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oh

john can do all the damage to him and

okay

then he

okay

blenders them and then

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yeah

and then

yeah

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oh

when

okay

he gets down

okay

the kids come rushing over and like he has like his know just has like
that armor piece he was wearing the one underneath

ah

but you can see the blood dripping out of him you can see he's fucked
up and he's done

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oh

and then they can everyone can actually fucking believe for real and then

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what if they believe because the reindeer come

that's also good to like whatever

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see

just

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the reindeer

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maybe

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like land

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both

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beside

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maybe

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him

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both just like pile in reasons for them to believe

yes

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that works

make

yeah

it incontrovertible

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like

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yeah

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you have you have the rain deer pull up

oh

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and then like go up to

ah

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his body and they're all like sad

m

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and it's like oh those

oh

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those poor deer like nudging him like oh my god he's that's a real santa
claus

and they turn around they

real

get

slay

really angry and they

i

eat

would

all

love

the people

that

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they started growling at

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yeah

yeah

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oh gosh i believe

oh

i think to bridge

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y're

that

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goin to eat us like they ate

oh

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rudolf

oh my god catablism

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uh

strongest lord of the flies lord of the reindeer

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h

in order to i think if we had some extraction soldiers

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yeah

left to witness that last kind of that last one one v one end the
reindeers come in then you could turn the would have those guards like oh shit
he's realized we have to kill

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yeah

him now and then either that

yeah

inadvertent like involuntary belief super charges santa and

yeah

or when

yeah

the red deer's come in a post like getting him fifty cented

i gotta i got to disagree with

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fifty

you

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said it

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keep saying

like that reference fifty cent but

oh

i got to disagree with

yeah

you

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yeah

you got to have a hundred percent genuine love and appreciation for santa being a
real

yeah

the fear

[cobra] (01:33:59):
yeah

appreciation just doesn't do it for me that's not

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i was gonna

santa's

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say unless

bag

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it's like a different angle like imagine at the end all

oh

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the guards like are seeing him fight him and

ah

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then they see sang blend the guy and

yeah

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they're all like like oh my god he's real

a

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and then sang s walking with blood dripping out his head nd they

they

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all

start

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start bowing

they start

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to

worshipping

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him

him yeah

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like

like

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yeah on

a

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their

viking

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neat

blood god

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oh

now

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no

we're somewhere

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oh

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and it's

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no

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like

oh m

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yeah

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sara does

m

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just have

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black

yeah

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baby uh

then he rips

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just

off

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have

his

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a dutch person

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uh

cleans

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you

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yeah

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just

his face

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have a

in

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dutch

his

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person

center

yes

class

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there

ah

yeah

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yeah

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yeah

then

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have a

pick

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dutch persons center cloth

[spinner] (01:34:33):
oh

yeah and

it

then

just

he picks up

is just

fucking

sledge

john

hammer

like wazamaand this is

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oh

salo your new friend black pete

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what

oh m

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oh god

oh

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so

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oh

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at their feet

ye

[spinner] (01:34:46):
yeah

yeah

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yeah

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yeah

yes

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that's another

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now

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angle

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but

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we could go

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i

that

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agree

that

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chris i

that's

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think

something

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it needed

to

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like the belief

that could work

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thing needed to be more believable ironically enough

yeah

yep

[cobra] (01:34:57):
and like those fucking jaded

oh

[spinner] (01:34:59):
yeah

[cobra] (01:34:59):
assholes like oh yeah i believe no come on that's

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you

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stupid

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know what they lilly said that like you know what i

ah

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believe too

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yeah

[spinner] (01:35:06):
it was like

what

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lily

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one

the fuck

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of

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like

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them

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that

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say oh god

yah

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fuck me all right fine i believe

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like fine

[cobra] (01:35:11):
like okay

[spinner] (01:35:11):
vide i believe

was the fruit

[cobra] (01:35:13):
yeah

cake of the movie

[spinner] (01:35:16):
yeah but

[cobra] (01:35:17):
ah

[spinner] (01:35:17):
it didn't bother me because he movies too dumb but my only other script doctoring
i guess would be i would have

yeah

[spinner] (01:35:23):
sprinkled the kills a little because like i said there's like a lull in the
middle where he doesn't kill anyone like good

half

[spinner] (01:35:29):
like

hour

[spinner] (01:35:30):
twenty yeah twenty

yeah

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five minutes

[cobra] (01:35:31):
yeah

[spinner] (01:35:31):
a half hour and then he kills like forty guys and i like

[cobra] (01:35:35):
yeah it

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the

h

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one on

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could

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one

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have been

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kills

well

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a few

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more

[cobra] (01:35:37):
a few instances

yeah

[cobra] (01:35:38):
where he is like trying to get

m

[cobra] (01:35:39):
back into the house and he sneaks up on some of them and

[spinner] (01:35:42):
yeah

[cobra] (01:35:42):
like there's a it's a quick fight but he sucks them up

[spinner] (01:35:44):
oh

[cobra] (01:35:45):
less than like a fool on fight like

yeah

[cobra] (01:35:47):
he did with the star guy and with the first guy more like a sneak
up and killed them in like a gruesome

[spinner] (01:35:52):
yeah

[cobra] (01:35:52):
way and move on i would agree

[spinner] (01:35:54):
like

[cobra] (01:35:54):
with that

[spinner] (01:35:54):
i would like to see him like put his bag over a guy's head and
just put him in the bag

yeah they'd be great

trap him

[cobra] (01:36:01):
or no

reg

[cobra] (01:36:01):
half

oh

[cobra] (01:36:02):
just half the guy and

[spinner] (01:36:03):
half

[cobra] (01:36:03):
remove

[spinner] (01:36:03):
the bag and

[cobra] (01:36:04):
and

[spinner] (01:36:04):
he pulls

[cobra] (01:36:04):
just

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the bag

[cobra] (01:36:04):
yeah

[spinner] (01:36:04):
but a

[cobra] (01:36:05):
just exactly just leave just the guy's legs they

oh

[cobra] (01:36:08):
fall one to each side

yeah

[cobra] (01:36:10):
yeah

i would have liked

[cobra] (01:36:12):
yeah

to

[cobra] (01:36:12):
i

ave

[cobra] (01:36:12):
agree with that like that low didn't have to happen

i would have liked to have tweaked the truly escaping

oh

the trained soldiers aspect like maybe they would

[cobra] (01:36:23):
why

try to

oh

because that to me that wasn't believable she didn't escape

[spinner] (01:36:26):
she just ran off

ran away like maybe

[cobra] (01:36:29):
oh

they

[cobra] (01:36:29):
that part

locked

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when

her in

[cobra] (01:36:30):
when

a

[cobra] (01:36:30):
she

room

[cobra] (01:36:30):
runs away from the room okay

initially

[cobra] (01:36:32):
okay yeah

initially

[cobra] (01:36:33):
fair

they locked her in a room not knowing she had a walk take or something

[cobra] (01:36:38):
yeah

like her

[cobra] (01:36:39):
yeah

being in the room talking to somebody was b s for me yeah

[spinner] (01:36:43):
yeah that too

[cobra] (01:36:44):
that's

[spinner] (01:36:44):
was like

[cobra] (01:36:44):
true

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i was like

yes

[spinner] (01:36:45):
they don't notice he's talking

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how

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on a

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how

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walk

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are

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take

[cobra] (01:36:48):
yeah how is

yeah

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he are they letting her just have

m

[cobra] (01:36:51):
the communication device that's working

yeah

i wouldn't

[spinner] (01:36:54):
my

[cobra] (01:36:55):
yeah

[spinner] (01:36:55):
my in mind explanation

ye

[spinner] (01:36:56):
was like they know they cut the power

oh

[spinner] (01:36:58):
that you can't actually reach anybody

[cobra] (01:37:02):
maybe

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but

er

the

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it's

other

million

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a

thing

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stretch

i

miles

would have

away

done is i would have had her run away initially before she started talking so
then it's just like oh she's hiding and she's talking with no no

[cobra] (01:37:09):
yeah

notices right

[cobra] (01:37:11):
yeah

her running her way like where's she goin a go the house is clear

right

like it's not the worst thing

[cobra] (01:37:18):
yeah

yeah and it's cut off

[cobra] (01:37:19):
also i don't like i said i don't like the

oh

[cobra] (01:37:21):
whole christmas ruined my life thing i felt like it was an exaggeration for for
enlizamo's character that

so

[cobra] (01:37:30):
didn't need like you could have just been like an ass hole oh i'm doing
this on christmas because i hate christmas is a little too on the nose think
didn't like

why do

[cobra] (01:37:38):
i didn't

you hate

[cobra] (01:37:38):
really

this movie

[cobra] (01:37:38):
add

lucia

[cobra] (01:37:38):
much i don't hate this movie and just hate that character

but you got to have a good reason to

ye

want to

[spinner] (01:37:43):
oh

fucking kill actual santa claus

[cobra] (01:37:47):
he's an ass hole

but

[spinner] (01:37:49):
that's bad

[cobra] (01:37:49):
why do

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writing

i

[cobra] (01:37:49):
you

would

[cobra] (01:37:50):
need

say

[cobra] (01:37:50):
more than that

[spinner] (01:37:50):
your bed writer

i

[cobra] (01:37:52):
oh

would say

[spinner] (01:37:53):
we're putting you on the ukon cornelia's movie

john

[cobra] (01:37:56):
oh

like amos

[spinner] (01:37:57):
yeah

character didn't believe until he just treated him as like a

yeah

ball a mall santa blurt until he saw like the naughty

[spinner] (01:38:05):
yeah

list and then he's

yeah

like oh really is you well i just remembered

oh

my additional motivation and i'm going to really epic lay in to you

[spinner] (01:38:14):
yeah

but that was kind

[cobra] (01:38:14):
so like

of

[cobra] (01:38:15):
that that to me is very forced

[spinner] (01:38:17):
you know

yeah

[spinner] (01:38:17):
you're

[cobra] (01:38:17):
and

[spinner] (01:38:17):
right

[cobra] (01:38:18):
it

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in

[cobra] (01:38:18):
added

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a

[cobra] (01:38:18):
nothing to the movie

[spinner] (01:38:19):
you know it have been cool if he didn't really mention anything about his history
with christmas but when he sees the list and realized he's

yeah

[spinner] (01:38:26):
the real one he's like you're the real santa claus he's like where the fuck
were you when i was

there

[spinner] (01:38:32):
you

you

[spinner] (01:38:32):
know

go

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he's like i didn't have i didn't get ship for christmas when i was seven
when

[cobra] (01:38:36):
okay

[spinner] (01:38:36):
i was eight like what

[cobra] (01:38:38):
it just gets angrier

[spinner] (01:38:39):
yeah

[cobra] (01:38:39):
at him because

[spinner] (01:38:40):
yeah

[cobra] (01:38:40):
he's an actor

so

[cobra] (01:38:41):
okay

you're

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you

just

[cobra] (01:38:41):
okay

[spinner] (01:38:41):
like

moving

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you're real

the story from

[spinner] (01:38:44):
i

from in the room with a fake now when they're fighting each other

[cobra] (01:38:48):
because

[spinner] (01:38:48):
yeah

[cobra] (01:38:49):
he

[spinner] (01:38:49):
just

[cobra] (01:38:49):
says

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like

[cobra] (01:38:49):
he was okay

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like

[cobra] (01:38:50):
it was okay until one year when his dad loses his job like it would
have been better if he was always like never

[spinner] (01:38:56):
he was just

[cobra] (01:38:56):
got

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poor

[cobra] (01:38:56):
any christmas present

[spinner] (01:38:57):
and like never got

[cobra] (01:38:58):
yeah

[spinner] (01:38:58):
any gifts

uh whatever man i think i don't think it matters if either

[spinner] (01:39:02):
it's

you

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pretty

want

[spinner] (01:39:03):
nit picky

a back story or you don't want a back story and like the picking the
back story

[cobra] (01:39:07):
i'd

is

[cobra] (01:39:08):
be

just like

[cobra] (01:39:08):
okay

sure

[cobra] (01:39:08):
without a back story honestly

and we think

[cobra] (01:39:10):
just

you're

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having

[spinner] (01:39:10):
i

wrong

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been like

you've

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or

been

[cobra] (01:39:12):
well but

you've

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you're

been

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or

[cobra] (01:39:13):
entitled

assigned to

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you're

ukon

[cobra] (01:39:13):
entitled

cornelius

[cobra] (01:39:14):
to being wrong too

yeah

[cobra] (01:39:15):
so

[spinner] (01:39:15):
instead

[cobra] (01:39:15):
that's fine

[spinner] (01:39:15):
of like instead of like because i agree like it's a bit of a stretch
being like it ruined my life like christmas rein my life

yeah

[spinner] (01:39:21):
just be like talk about how he hates these rich people

oh

[spinner] (01:39:24):
and he's like look at

[cobra] (01:39:25):
yeah

[spinner] (01:39:25):
the indulgence of this christmas he's lie when i was a kid i

yeah

[spinner] (01:39:27):
didn't he anything i didn't get anything for

[cobra] (01:39:29):
yeah

[spinner] (01:39:29):
christmas and he's like he's like

right

[spinner] (01:39:31):
it's like christmas is such a fucking joke

yeah

[spinner] (01:39:34):
you know and that's it like

speaking of jokes this whole podcast has been one big joke and we're going to
wrap it up now

[spinner] (01:39:40):
oh

[cobra] (01:39:41):
how

he

[spinner] (01:39:42):
that hurt

it's

[cobra] (01:39:43):
didn't

it's

comedy

funny

[cobra] (01:39:43):
even talk about a sequel

it's funny

[cobra] (01:39:45):
just

ha ha

[spinner] (01:39:46):
oh

[cobra] (01:39:46):
the sequel called

potatoes

[spinner] (01:39:51):
at about

we

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