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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
A long time ago, in a lab far far away,
a science experiment went horribly wrong out of that Disney
feature rolls Zach.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
And have you ever.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Felt like this like this happens when Kiss?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is Zak and Don.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
In all my years working in radio, I didn't think
I've ever felt as swamped by people as with this
current giveaway we got on the show.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
We got tickets to the Summertime Ball.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's right, mate, it's happening on Sunday, June fifteenth, less
than a month away. Flights to the UK, accommodation and
a double pass to the Summertime Ball. I mean Benson Boone,
Tate McCrae, Sarah las and Reader or a Miles Smith. Mate,
this is such an incredible giveaway I kind of can't
believe they entrusted us with it, if I'm honest.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
It's also worth mentioning that over in the UK, the
clues in the name, Yes, it is actually summertime.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So if you're feeling a bit down about the gloomy
skies where you live or it's starting to get a
bit chilly. Yeah, not over in the UK maybe. Actually,
to be honest, it probably is still a little bit there.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Their summer is not too dissimilar to our winter in
some parts of the country.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'd still pack a jumper, for sure. I'd certainly pack
a jumper.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But look, if you would.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Like to have your chance to get tickets to this,
if you'd like to be the one who goes into
the drawer to win flights, accommodation and a double pass
to the Summertime ball stick around, we are going to
be doing it at eight thirty and nine thirty tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Which is just massive.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean, I guess you've got to cancer your plans
for the next two hours and make sure you buy
the the entire time.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You got to get on this standby list.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's going to be enormous, going to be enormous. We'll
get there shortly coming up after this though, Zach the
Aldie snow sale he's on at the moment.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Is it that's kind of like how I set my watch?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Is it right? Like maybe you want to go there
before you go to the UK summer, just to be
totally safe. A friend of mine witnessed something in the
Aldi snow sale which almost she thought she had to
report to the police. Really, the level of vitriol was
at a whole new level.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What emerged in this Aldi.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Zach and Dom podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have you ever witnessed a fight in the shops? Shop fight,
shop fight, any kind of tension between two people. I'll
take a heavy argument doesn't have to be physical, but
just a big disagreement, a big blow up in the shops, Zach,
Because over the last week or so, the famous annual
Aldie snow gear sale has been on. It's been a
(03:06):
big thing for like a decade.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I reckon at least Yeah, it's the time where you
are stuck up on your winter gear because every a
couple of years, whenever you need something, don't get it
too early, wait for the Audi sale because I feel.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Like before that you had to go to like specialty
snow gear stores often and it would cost you like
five hundred bucks for a snowjacket. There's a lot of money.
And then Aldi said, what about one day a year
we chucked them in the middle of the store in
a bin and charge you twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I think I think I've got some aldi snow gear.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think a lot of the country does.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I honestly think it was big.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, a friend of mine went along recently, lined up
out the front. The doors were rappening at eight, got
there at six thirty to get a spot in line
to get to the snowy gear.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
At six thirty. What spot does that get you?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They said, they're about ten people in front of them.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Okay, it's not pretty good.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, not too bad. I mean if you're if you're
eleventh in line, you know you're getting some gear. Yes,
so the lind up.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You don't want to be like over thirty, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I agree, I agree. Now the manager came out and
did like a prep talk for everyone, apparently ten minutes
before doors over.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I was saying, what like, let's just be civil here
or is it orderly?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Stay on line, don't take all of the gear, you know,
just the basics, basically, let's not have a revolution on air.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Is there a rule against taking all of the gear though,
or is it just an honor system?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Sometimes you know with sales it's like two per person. No,
I think this as if you've got a big family.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm pretty sure there aren't stock limits producer clear? Can
you look into that of their stock limits at all
on the on the hang on. I don't know if
I can hear your microphone at the May and Producer clear,
but I don't know if there are any stock limits
on the on the elder specials. Yeah, now we're hearing
there aren't any. So this person, my friend, goes in
and eleventh in line goes to get one of the
(04:47):
last medium sized jumpers. Jackets picks it up, and as
they pick it up, they feel a tug on the
other end. They look across the aisle and someone's holding
the other.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Sleeveeah, okay, well now you need to go get the
security cameras we had their hand on it first. Or
is it just whoever can get it to the front
counter first?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What's the room or do you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Have a real life tug of war? Eventually?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, I imagine that's where this is going. Well, no,
they sort of are both holding it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
They don't immediately go to the They both tugging it.
They're both holding it and the person across from them,
and I've been told to be very careful with it.
How few details a giveaway, but the person across from them,
apparently looked at them and said, you know, I had
it first, which is.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
A bold opening. That's okay, that's a good one. I think,
what do you mean? Well, out of everything.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I thought it was going to have an F word
in it. Yeah, right, that was my prediction of where
it's going.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, my friend said, no, I definitely had it first.
Tell me what you think of this next tactic. The
other person said, hey, look over there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I mean your friend a labrador. That might work.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Then my friend turns around, thinking, look at you know,
an adult doesn't normally say hey, look over there as
a distraction tactic. Turns around. In doing so clearly relaxes
the group a bit. The other person snatches it, runs
to the counter.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
What do you mean? I'm on the other persons. They
can't let their guard down like that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You can't be pulling look over there in a shop
with another adult. It worked, But if it worked, or
it shouldn't be the distinguishing feature, should it?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
So?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
How do you think it should have been resolved?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I think it should have been resolved by both of
them having a conversation, accordial conversation about what what.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Do you need it for? What could you go with
another size.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Maybe I could go another size, have a conversation about it.
Don't resort to look over there, snatch and run.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Now you're just trying to cover up the embarrassment because
your friend fell for a.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Look over there, and I'm getting a little bit.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Suspicious that this so called friend is actually you. Sometimes
that's what you do if you're a little bit embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, no, mate, i'd be I would own that story.
I would come on mad about the person, try to
get it back if it was me.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
But it's a type of story that you'd find yourself in.
I feel like you've been in Have you been in
a shop fight before?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't think I've been in a shop fight.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Disagreement?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, shop rage in proximity to a couple, Certainly, if
you near the returns desk, occasionally you hear a few.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
That's always a yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I heard one the other day between a an op
shop volunteer at a customer.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
You know some of the op shop volunteers, they take
it pretty seriously.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Anyway, all I heard was some probably throwing down a
garment and yelling you can have it at that price.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
But I'm not happy about it. And then marching off.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
But I think there was a bit of a and
then there was a younger volunteer who mouthed to the customer,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Wow, I think there's a bit of tension in that
op shop between the volunteers. Well, look, thirty one six
y five.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Have you ever seen a fight, a heavy disagreement in
a shop? And if so, what did you see? What happened,
how did it unfold, how did it escalate? Maybe there
was a look over there involved.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I think sales, like if you think of the boxing
day sail, surely there'd be some of the disputes over
lining up.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, who was first in line? That happens a.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Lot, plenty of that, plenty of that, and also places
that won't accept a return if they say so you've stuff, Yes,
one hundred percent, I mean that.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Look thirteen one o six.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We'd especially love to hear from people who work in shops,
have worked at shops.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Maybe you see him all the time, you'd think, I
think you would. I think you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Have you ever witnessed a fight in a shop, a
big disagreement in a shop before we have Dan, I'm
thirteen Monday six five what happened? Dan Good?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Hey guys. Yeah, I was probably a month ago that
I finished up at the gym and then I went
to Colts do some shopping, and then I was walking
past through this aisle and I saw this two kids,
probably about fifteen sixteen year old like walking along the
aisle with like the purpose, and one of them was
pretty mad and the other one to try to calm
him down. And there was also like a Uber delivery
(08:58):
bicycle rider also in the aisle, but I didn't see
the alter coach at the start. When I went back
to the aisle, I saw them. They were both throwing
punches at each other.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Human free driver in this fifteen year old kid.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, because I like when I went back to the aisle,
or the Uber delivery guy, he just threw his bag
on the floor and just then.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What do you think from what you could see, what's
your guess on what may have happened?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Oh? My guess is like the kid who probably said
something to the delivery driver, maybe directly or indirectly, and
the Uber driver heard whatever he said, and even what he.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Said it wasn't It was just kind of like something
that happened in passing, not a customer dispute.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
It wasn't like you know, my food.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
It was just too random. People like two kids, like
fifteen sixteen year old kid and in an uber delivery
guy in the aisle and yeah, it's up throwing punches
in the middle of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
And which aile Dane?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Which isle it was?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I think it was, I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I think this was important.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I think it's just peanut butter eye.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Hap.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
It feels like get enraged in that aisle, don't you
damn yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's the angriest style in the seven market.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Now.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I wouldn't imagine that you'd get into a fight in
the confectory aisle.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
M that's about peace and love, baby.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, we're asking on thirty one six five have you
seen a fight at the shops? This is going back
to COVID times in the toilet paper shortage tomorrow. What happened?
Speaker 7 (10:35):
So I went over to I believe it was cold
at the time. There was plenty of toilet paper. Mike
Coal's minds you this day, and yet somehow a fight
still ensued between two females fighting over toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
And was it physical or just verbal?
Speaker 7 (10:52):
It was it was physical. I ended up rolling around
on the floor together.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Now still five years later, I don't get the toilet
paper thing. I've never got my head around what people
were worried was going to happen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
They decided to understand in saying that though it would
be quite a fun thing to fight with big bags
of toilet paper, it's like a pillow fight.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah. I don't think that's what they're doing, and I understand.
I think I'd be still people out there who would
have COVID toilet paper still stashed, and they won't admit it,
of course, because there's a bit of a shame associated
to it, because you're a order.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
We are asking on thirteen one oh sixty five have
you seen a fight in a shop, Zach after a
friend of mine had the last medium Eldie snowjacket ripped
out of their hands at the recent sales? Christina on
thirteen one oh sixty five. This is remarkable, Christna. Is
this also an Aldie story where you had something ripped
away from you?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It is?
Speaker 8 (11:46):
It is Aldi do pilate reformer machines, which are super cheap,
and they only do maybe two or three of them.
At a time in each store, and I managed to
get my hands on one, and as I'm walking to
the checkout, a lady came up behind me and literally
grabbed it from off my shoulder and started trying to
pull it out.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Of my hand.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Lucky?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
My husband was there, so he turned around and saw
what was happening, and he was like, yeah, that's not
he just grabbed it off of me and the lady
just ripped it out of her hands, and he was like, nah,
like I'm.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Not having that.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I mean, that's that's from me.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I mean, in a few weeks time, Christina, you would
have been able to do it yourself after you'd used
her polity machine and then you.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Were ripped course strength through the roof.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
You're listening to the Zach and Dom podcast Zacha, what
do Miles Smith, Lawley Young Benson, Boone, Tate McCray, Reader,
Aura and Will Smith make you think of uh the
Summertime Ball?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, Summertime Balls. As now we have.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Got tickets, flights and accommodation to give away. All you
need to do is call thirteen one oh sixty five
right now to go on the stand by list, and
you could find yourself on your way to the Summertime
Ball in the UK in less than a month.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's four weeks away. You'd be packing your bags to
go over and see all those artists and many more.
And Zach, what we're trying to do is see how
many people we can get onto this stand by list
with a thirty second timer. Now, our initial efforts last
night on the show, we weren't able to get more
than three on first time around, so we've sort of
we've done a bit of work. Today we're trying to
(13:27):
pace things up. I want to see if we can
set a new PB on the show. You ready to
try this?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Could we do more than three?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Well, let's give it a shot. Let's put thirty seconds
on the clock and see how many people in thirty
one oh six five we can get on the standby list.
Hey Krina in Sydney, you're on the stand by list.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Sophie and Brisbane you're on the stand by list.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my god, thank you you are very welcome. Miriam
in Brisbane you're on the standby list as well.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Who that's what mean we across? Miriam? I thought, am
I get a bit more sherry in Brisbane? You're on
the stand by list. You excited?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yes, we go to.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No, are we going to camp? No time ran out?
Sorry Cameron. Cameron was our next one on the stand
by list. Cameron, you're not on the stand by list, sorry, Cameron.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeahs sah, yeah, you just missed out.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Everyone else got on the stand by list. You didn't.
When we came to you, we just heard an indicator.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Mean to apologize, Camra.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, it's really it's us who should be apologizing. But hey,
we're going to do it again around nine thirty. Do
you want to have another go then? Okay, yeah, hopefully
we can chat to you then.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
This is second time.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Recently on the show, we were talking about our belief
that cinemas have relaxed, just how tight they used to
police bringing external food and drink into the theater.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, well, I think just like these days, we've gone
through a tough financial time. I think basically every business
is trying to reduce, yes, how many employees.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
They have to pay.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
And I'm thinking about it, and the last few times
I've gone to the cinema there's either been significantly less
or no one, yeah taking the tickets. And remember when
we were kids like or when you're a teenager. There
was so much fear that they were going to catch
you taking your peanut m and ms in.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It was like the greatest adrenaline rush you could get
was to go to the supermarket first, buy some confection
at supermarket prices and sneak it in in a.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Bag, put them in your bag or in a jacket, which.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
In hindsight, isn't that adrenaline inducing at all. No, not
at all, Like it felt like stealing, but in reality
you were purchasing something and taking it to a public space.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Wow, I mean it's not a public space, semi public anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What we were wondering is have they relaxed their standards ever?
They relaxed the security conditions so much that we could
sneak more and more ambitious foods in Zach. I've spent
the day coming up with a list of different foods.
I want to run these by you, and I want
you to I mean, if you think we'd get this
in and do you mean hidden or over over yep,
(16:16):
So we're carrying this is quite clear for all to see.
We're not hiding anything here because this is the point.
We don't think you need to hide it anymore. We
don't think anyone's watching, We don't think anyone can.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I also think another factor is younger generations are less confrontational. Well,
sure that's true, and so I think if you've got
a gen z on the door, yeah, for what fifteen.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Bucks an hour? Are they going to confront you? I
don't think so. All right, Well, the first one.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I thought was just a general fast food meal. So
you're holding a bag fast food bag. You're quite clearly
holding it. There's a bit of a smell wafting. Do
you reckon that's getting past? It?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Depends what hand you have it in.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, I think you if you have it hand that's
facing away from them, so your body's in between, and
it's held low so armfully extended, so it's around the thigh.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I think you can get away with it. Okay,
all right, what about this?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
This is getting slightly more ambitious, but it's you know something.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'm a bit anxious here because you've started with fast foodbag.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah you think that's the easiest one, I'll say, Oh jeez.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Okay, Well, compared to a cheese board, an open cheese board,
do you reckon? We could get an entire cheese board. Yeah,
you know, just carrying it. I mean it's you don't
see people walking with a cheese board in public often,
so maybe it would look like you're going into a function.
I mean, no one would ask questions.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I don't think so. You think how big it is?
A plate sized?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Maybe yep, if we're talking like a full secuterary planter.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah, you need a couple of people to carry it.
I think that might even get the gen Z saying something.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
What about one of those hats that has two cans
of soft drink with straws going into them towards your mouth?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Totally fine, you reckon that. It'd be fine because that's
like a camel back anyway, isn't it. It's a camel
back for parties.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, but they they do say no external food or drink.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
I'll do a variation. Yeah, how about a nacho hat.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I've never seen one of those in the world. I
think that's just from a Simpsons episode.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
No, I think they they don't exist. They could, I'm
pretty sure made out of corn chips. Yeah that you
crack off the edges too, and you have dip on top.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
But it never is clear which part of the corn
chip is your hair touching, because that's what always seemed
potentially unhygienic to me. I mean, I love the idea
of an archer hat, and I do remember how I'm
having one, but I reckon that was just an episode
of the Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah, keep going, Yeah, a whole watermelon? For we get
a whole watermelon, think because people would think that you've
just done your shopping. I guess it's hot.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You'd need some way of cracking into the watermelon when
you get there, wouldn't you. So all right, so the
whole watermelon is a yes, I have one water for
it you. But first off, anything on that archer hat.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Well, it doesn't look like it's been sold commercially. However,
a hell of a lot of people have made them okay,
and made pretty good ones.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
By the look of it. It looks good at work. Yes,
I think that a Narcho hat is completely plausible. You
got to keep your.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Balance so the guacamole and sour cream doesn't tip out
the top.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
And I would pick concerned with how long you kept
the guacamole in there, for It's still so true because
it would get a little bit soggy, But I think
what you do is GUACAMOLEI in the center, chips around
the edges.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You also wouldn't want to wear it outdoors because bird
pooh and sour cream are a similar color.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I was saying, if a bird pood and your sour
cream and chances of that, how often do you get
pooed on your head?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Well? Not often, mate, but they're probably The birds are
probably coming if you're earing a Nacha hat. Anyway, forget
that for a minute. We're talking about what foods you
could sneak into the cinema.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
One more for you.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
If I walked into a cinema holding an entire grilled
fish under the arm, do you reckon? I'd be stopped.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Now.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Are you suggesting that that's the smelliest thing that you
could do.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I'm just saying it's like the least subtle food smell size.
It's an entire grilled fish under the Do you reckon?
I'm getting through with that?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
H probably not? Yeah, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's a night of the fish, So you reckon? We
could get through a hat with tea, cans of soft drink,
a fast food meal, and an entire watermelon. Easy, Well, mate,
that's the food pyramid.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And a feast for everyone inside who wants some watermelon.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Zach and Dom podcast. We're letting Dom's ideas run wild.
This is free Dom.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
That's right. Tom is allowed to do whatever he wants
and no one can stop him.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Usually on the show, there's a democratic process, me, producer Claire,
we all need to say this is a okay, yep,
we all agree, but right now Dom can do whatever
he wants.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And we've had so much fun in Freedom this year, mate,
hard to believe we're coming up to anuway mark of
the year. But I particularly enjoyed last week's Freedom because
it was last week in Freedom, mate, that I asked
the question who is the oldest listener to the Zachndom Show?
Because you wonder sometimes, don't you? Whoever you are, wondered, Well,
I care about our listeners and whoever you are right now,
(21:02):
wherever you are, whatever you're doing on this Tuesday night.
I'm curious about what your life looks like.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
You care about our listeners, but yes, still subject to them.
To freedom.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's a gift, it's a gift from me to them.
And I was just curious, you know, does our show
cap out at forty five, at fifty seven, at sixty seven.
Turns out, I think it was seventy six. Was our
oldest listener? See did you know he had a listener
at seventy six?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Again?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yeah, look like maybe if we just concentrated on doing
compelling segments, yeah, some entertaining radio rather than like what
has been largely this year, what pretty poor segments.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I reckon, people loved it last week so much so
that all week I've been thinking we should do it
the other way around. Youngest listener, this.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Is the other thing you love doing what Dom loves
setting up themes because it means that he really only
has to come up with one segment, and then he
can do six variations of it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I'm thinking, if our oldest listener is in their mid seventies,
where's our youngest listener?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Thirteen one oh six'? FIVE i, reckon what if.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You're under, twenty we probably want to hear from you
on the.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
SHOW i don't.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
KNOW i, mean now the young and is listening to
the radio these, days that's a. QUESTION i don't.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Know do you?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Reckon they?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Are we got them because WHEN i was at, school.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Mate WHEN i was at, School i'd do my homework
while listening to the evening show in this, timeslot would,
You i'd be they're doing my math's, equations AND i
listen much of kind of a music.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Guy, no BUT i loved the. Radio, yeah you're a radio.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
MAN i loved. IT i lived and breathed. It first
time they showed me into a radio, STUDIO i nearly.
FAINTED i was that. Excited you've done a lot of studio. Tours,
YEAH i love a studio. Tour If i'm in a new,
City i'll contact the radio people and, say CAN i
see the? Studios sometimes they've block. Me but, LOOK i
just thought thirteen one oh sixty, five if anyone's listening
to this under the age of, twenty give us a.
(22:59):
CALL i want to find our youngest. Listener. Now it
could be that you're a parent driving around and you
got your kid in the. Back maybe you're on the
home from sports.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Training it's the time nine point. Fifteen, well we're not
going to get. Anyone it's late sports. Training, yeah too.
Young you never, know you never.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Know it would just be that way we can get
a full sense of the age. Range mid seventies is the,
oldest then we can get the youngest and then. Mate
when we're coming up with that is for the, SHOW
i can ask you a. Question does it work for
the seventy six year? Old and does it work for
the eighteen year? Old do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Mean? YEAH i don't think we're aiming at either of
those demographics, though.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
But maybe we. Should who is who?
Speaker 10 (23:33):
Is?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Mate THE? Abc both? Ways all? Right well that's.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
True, look they're in ONE a sixty five if you
are twenty years old or, under or you're with someone
who's in that age. Demographic oliver In, brizzy.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
How old are? You oliver?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Sixteen?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Sixteen nice And oliver bucking all the media? Trends are
you a sixteen year old who are prefers the radio To?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Spotify By?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, Okay well that's that's the problem With.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Australia you take full responsibility for everything in. Freedom what
do you Mean i'm here against my? Will what does that?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Mean you're uninterested that there's someone who's sixteen who's listening
to the.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Show, no what about? This kiara on thirteen one oh sixy?
Five how old are?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Kiara i'm thirteen thirteen And? Kiara what are you doing
driving around at nine thirty on a school Like? Kiara
i'm on the way home from netball?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Chaining?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Nice and do you like the Radio? Kiara? Yeah Call,
Zach you've got a question of.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Pi.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Kiara what position do you? Play? KIARA i play? Center,
ah that's the important, one Dom.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah and what do you think of this Segment kiara
Where i'm allowed to do ANYTHING i? Like do you
think it's good radio to listen?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
To?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah see, mate appeals to all. Ages that's What
i'm talking.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
ABOUT i think training is too late at. Night what
do you mean for?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Kids what if a nine thirty fifish social sports generally
is too? LATE i was talking to a friend last
week playing touch football kickoff at?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Thirty, yeah that is. Late gotta work.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Tomorrow being on the way home at nine, twenties PROBABLY
i would have come home from a couple of Music
stedford's at thirteen or debating nights at this time of.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Night how you ended up on? KISS i have no
idea debating? Nights, yeah, MATE i was great at.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
DEBATING i was great at.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
It, okay they still tell stories thirty ONE o six.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Five we're trying to find the youngest listener to The zagondom. Show,
Kai i'm thirty one oh six? Five how old are?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
You?
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Kai i'm? Twelve?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Ah there we, going? Ky what's got you up so?
Late on a school?
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Night SO i was coming home from football training and
our shower didn't have hot, order so we had to
go to a firm and friends house to have a.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
SHOWER a bit of an adventure on a school. NIGHT
i used to love when that stuff would. Happen, yes
we're getting back in the. Car just this is.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Crazy it's like it breaks them in not, nearly doesn't. It,
yes the week can be, hard it can it?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
CAN i mind when we get home and we find
we don't have?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Milk, yeah, Right AND i got to go back, out
AND i say to my four YEAR i do want
to come with because those were always the finest times
when you're in your pajamas in the. Supermarket, yeah another.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Adventure the day is not done. Yet, well can we
go even younger than? Twelve on The zach And Dom,
Show let's see what our youngest listener, Is. GRACE i
think it might be you on thirty one o Six
i've how old are You, Grace i'm, ten ten years? Old, Wow,
grace and have you ever called a radio show?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Before?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, WELL i wish we had a price to Give
grace that would have made it such you were going.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
To be telling your grandkids about, This. Grace of course
you'll have to explain what radio.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Was, yes, yeah, no that's.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Fair that's a good, Point. Grace what's got you up?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Tonight we went to my cousins?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Birthday?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yah the you? Go was there a? Cake?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yeah what sort of cake was?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
It grace.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Saniela Terrible.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah i'm hearing a whisper. THERE i Think grace has
been fed line his mum or dad on the phone as.
Well oh, yeah, okay, yeah helping, it Helping grace. Out,
well thanks for, Calling. Grace and, Yeah, grace would you
like us to send you a packet of?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Chips?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yes, sure, well there we.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
GO i mean it's not the most overwhelmed win a
voice of all. Time normally you want someone, going no,
way there we, go we.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Go we want to Send grace a packet of. CHIPS
i think can we do?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That produce a Clear can we Send.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Grace a packet of? Chips absolutely we? Can, yeah, okay
WELL i. WASN'T i didn't know If.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Grace the only thing we've got here on the prize
list is tickets to The Mission impossible. Movie, yeah too,
Young probably a bit young for, THAT i DON'T i
don't know If grace would appreciate. That but we'll get
some chips To, grace. Mate and, now what we know
from the show tonight is that this show goes from
ten to seventy. Six that's a sixty seven year window
of your life that you can listen as.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Academic and didn't they all sound stoked to be? LISTENING
i think Particularly oliver was a big.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
Fan you're listening to The zach And dom. Podcast go,
ahead make my?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Day are you?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Dom we're trying to lend a hand to lesser known.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Holidays that's why each NIGHT i bring two to the,
show both occurring in the next twenty four.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Hours you AND i have to pick one.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Each did you come In bassetts for and hopefully raise
awareness of these lesser known?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Days?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Yeah it is that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Simple, really it's just us doing our little. Part and
as we approach the twenty first Of may, tomorrow what
have we got coming?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Up it is national talk Like Yoda day Or yoda
day talk LIKE i will.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Really uncomfortable to listen, to isn't?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It you do? One, No, no you got to celebrate the.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Day well not, YET i, do not for another two.
Hours there's just something about. IT i, mean because WHEN
i was at, school there was one of the teachers
at the school Loved Star wars and once threatened, us
and it was an effective threat that if we didn't pay,
attention he was going to teach an entire class in
The yoda, voice.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Not only the backwards kind of, speak but in the
Voice i'm not doing. It and, anyway it's close To,
kermit it is close.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
To cur very, similar BECAUSE i think originally it was
A Jim henson, endeavor wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Really? YEAH i think.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
So.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well, anyway the point, is no one thought this teacher was,
serious and so they kept sort of, going the, teacher,
going the, Teacher and then he, did and my, goodness
he had the last laugh because ten or fifteen minutes
in the level of cringe in the, classroom he couldn't bear.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
It commit to the whole. Thing, yep the entire fifty minute.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Lesson he did His yoda and then when the bell,
went he went back to his normal voice and, said
let that be a lesson to.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
You so apparently sim plea turn those sentences around by
ordering them object, subject, verb and.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
This feels like An english.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Lesson, yeah, well this guy would have loved.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
It and then just for, fun ask a little question
at the. End it's that.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Simple so they give some. Examples instead of Saying i'm
going to the, bathroom you can say go to the.
BATHROOM i, must because that's How yoda would.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Say is it explained in The Star wars universe Why
yoda talks that?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
WAY i imagine? Pretentious, No, well it's hard to. KNOW
i Imagine yoda has a.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Native language that is In, English and SO i wonder
If yoda got a bit confused Learning.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
English you think that's what it. Is, WELL i don't.
KNOW i am here we.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Go yoda speaks backwards simply to make his philosophical teachings
more prominent and. Memorable so it is.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Pretensions i'm trying to Cut yoda a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Slack, apparently this unusual speech pattern was intentionally designed By
george lucas make his wise words stand out and to
encourage audiences to listen closely to his.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Lessons so really another way of saying that is purposely. Annoying.
Yep so it's not a dialect.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Issue it's Just yoda was that pretentious person you knew
who was really a spoken by.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Poetry, also may is national eat More fruits Than vegetables.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Day, okay well you can have this.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
One.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Thanks so this is gonna be tough for you because
you didn't want like The yoda day. Either this is
me real hard, actually because you don't eat very many
fruits and, vegetables do. You i'd have. Enough you just
have vegetables in. Bolonnaise so you get your carrot in your,
TOMATO i, guess and occasionally.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Have another vegetable here or.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
There what was the last vegetable you had that wasn't in?
Bolonaise it concerns. Me you have to think about.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
This, no, actually there's a type place near me that
started doing gluten free popcorn. CAULIFLOWER i blooding love that
off that that was a week. Ago, gosh that was
good and it was DEEP i wouldn't say deep, fried
but it was. Fried, Hey i'll have you. KNOW i
just had a set of bloods done with THE gp
(32:20):
and he said completely. Healthy so all this stuff that
you have to eat fruit and vegetables as much as they,
Said well, mate why AM i completely?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Healthy well that's just doing your blood? Test yeah. Yeah what?
Else what AM i?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Fitness?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yeah what you're telling?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
ME i have a, Broccoli i'll be.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Fitter it doesn't make any.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Sense you get fit if you go for a, run,
mate not if you eat a stalk of. Broccoli it
doesn't work like. That but, anyway, whatever, whatever which of
these do?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
You, Well.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I'm happy to take eat more fruits and. Vegetables, great
you can always you, know have an extra.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Apple.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yep all, right well you take that AND i might
take the day.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Off please don't make. ME i don't have to take.
You can you end the show talking? PLEASE i.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah there are very few where PLACES i draw aligned
THAT i will. Note can you please no tell people
to go to the podcast Like?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yoda? PLEASE i absolutely. Won't. Please i'm. Begging you've never begged.
ME i KNOW i really want to see, you because
the more you, resist.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
The MORE i want to see. It, okay, well come,
on drop the bed and do. It if the show
you like the, voice, No i'm not doing the. Voice
if The zach and nomb show you, like go to
the podcast feed you.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Can is that? Good tell what you're. AFTER i would
have rather the voice not.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Happening that's all for this episode of THE zac And dom.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
Podcast subscribe to catch the boys next time and follow
them on socials AT zac And dom
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
A long time ago, in a lab far far away,
a science experiment went horribly wrong out of that Disney
feature rolls Zach.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
And have you ever.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Felt like this like this happens when Kiss?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is Zak and Don.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
In all my years working in radio, I didn't think
I've ever felt as swamped by people as with this
current giveaway we got on the show.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
We got tickets to the Summertime Ball.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's right, mate, it's happening on Sunday, June fifteenth, less
than a month away. Flights to the UK, accommodation and
a double pass to the Summertime Ball. I mean Benson Boone,
Tate McCrae, Sarah las and Reader or a Miles Smith. Mate,
this is such an incredible giveaway I kind of can't
believe they entrusted us with it, if I'm honest.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
It's also worth mentioning that over in the UK, the
clues in the name, Yes, it is actually summertime.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So if you're feeling a bit down about the gloomy
skies where you live or it's starting to get a
bit chilly. Yeah, not over in the UK maybe. Actually,
to be honest, it probably is still a little bit there.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Their summer is not too dissimilar to our winter in
some parts of the country.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'd still pack a jumper, for sure. I'd certainly pack
a jumper.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But look, if you would.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Like to have your chance to get tickets to this,
if you'd like to be the one who goes into
the drawer to win flights, accommodation and a double pass
to the Summertime ball stick around, we are going to
be doing it at eight thirty and nine thirty tonight.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Which is just massive.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean, I guess you've got to cancer your plans
for the next two hours and make sure you buy
the the entire time.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You got to get on this standby list.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's going to be enormous, going to be enormous. We'll
get there shortly coming up after this though, Zach the
Aldie snow sale he's on at the moment.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Is it that's kind of like how I set my watch?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Is it right? Like maybe you want to go there
before you go to the UK summer, just to be
totally safe. A friend of mine witnessed something in the
Aldi snow sale which almost she thought she had to
report to the police. Really, the level of vitriol was
at a whole new level.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What emerged in this Aldi.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Zach and Dom podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Have you ever witnessed a fight in the shops? Shop fight,
shop fight, any kind of tension between two people. I'll
take a heavy argument doesn't have to be physical, but
just a big disagreement, a big blow up in the shops, Zach,
Because over the last week or so, the famous annual
Aldie snow gear sale has been on. It's been a
(03:06):
big thing for like a decade.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I reckon at least Yeah, it's the time where you
are stuck up on your winter gear because every a
couple of years, whenever you need something, don't get it
too early, wait for the Audi sale because I feel.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Like before that you had to go to like specialty
snow gear stores often and it would cost you like
five hundred bucks for a snowjacket. There's a lot of money.
And then Aldi said, what about one day a year
we chucked them in the middle of the store in
a bin and charge you twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I think I think I've got some aldi snow gear.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think a lot of the country does.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I honestly think it was big.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, a friend of mine went along recently, lined up
out the front. The doors were rappening at eight, got
there at six thirty to get a spot in line
to get to the snowy gear.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
At six thirty. What spot does that get you?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They said, they're about ten people in front of them.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Okay, it's not pretty good.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, not too bad. I mean if you're if you're
eleventh in line, you know you're getting some gear. Yes,
so the lind up.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You don't want to be like over thirty, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I agree, I agree. Now the manager came out and
did like a prep talk for everyone, apparently ten minutes
before doors over.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I was saying, what like, let's just be civil here
or is it orderly?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Stay on line, don't take all of the gear, you know,
just the basics, basically, let's not have a revolution on air.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Is there a rule against taking all of the gear though,
or is it just an honor system?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Sometimes you know with sales it's like two per person. No,
I think this as if you've got a big family.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm pretty sure there aren't stock limits producer clear? Can
you look into that of their stock limits at all
on the on the hang on. I don't know if
I can hear your microphone at the May and Producer clear,
but I don't know if there are any stock limits
on the on the elder specials. Yeah, now we're hearing
there aren't any. So this person, my friend, goes in
and eleventh in line goes to get one of the
(04:47):
last medium sized jumpers. Jackets picks it up, and as
they pick it up, they feel a tug on the
other end. They look across the aisle and someone's holding
the other.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Sleeveeah, okay, well now you need to go get the
security cameras we had their hand on it first. Or
is it just whoever can get it to the front
counter first?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What's the room or do you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Have a real life tug of war? Eventually?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, I imagine that's where this is going. Well, no,
they sort of are both holding it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
They don't immediately go to the They both tugging it.
They're both holding it and the person across from them,
and I've been told to be very careful with it.
How few details a giveaway, but the person across from them,
apparently looked at them and said, you know, I had
it first, which is.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
A bold opening. That's okay, that's a good one. I think,
what do you mean? Well, out of everything.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I thought it was going to have an F word
in it. Yeah, right, that was my prediction of where
it's going.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, my friend said, no, I definitely had it first.
Tell me what you think of this next tactic. The
other person said, hey, look over there.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I mean your friend a labrador. That might work.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Then my friend turns around, thinking, look at you know,
an adult doesn't normally say hey, look over there as
a distraction tactic. Turns around. In doing so clearly relaxes
the group a bit. The other person snatches it, runs
to the counter.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
What do you mean? I'm on the other persons. They
can't let their guard down like that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
You can't be pulling look over there in a shop
with another adult. It worked, But if it worked, or
it shouldn't be the distinguishing feature, should it?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
So?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
How do you think it should have been resolved?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I think it should have been resolved by both of
them having a conversation, accordial conversation about what what.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Do you need it for? What could you go with
another size.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Maybe I could go another size, have a conversation about it.
Don't resort to look over there, snatch and run.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Now you're just trying to cover up the embarrassment because
your friend fell for a.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Look over there, and I'm getting a little bit.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Suspicious that this so called friend is actually you. Sometimes
that's what you do if you're a little bit embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, no, mate, i'd be I would own that story.
I would come on mad about the person, try to
get it back if it was me.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
But it's a type of story that you'd find yourself in.
I feel like you've been in Have you been in
a shop fight before?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't think I've been in a shop fight.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Disagreement?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, shop rage in proximity to a couple, Certainly, if
you near the returns desk, occasionally you hear a few.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
That's always a yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I heard one the other day between a an op
shop volunteer at a customer.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
You know some of the op shop volunteers, they take
it pretty seriously.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Anyway, all I heard was some probably throwing down a
garment and yelling you can have it at that price.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
But I'm not happy about it. And then marching off.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
But I think there was a bit of a and
then there was a younger volunteer who mouthed to the customer,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Wow, I think there's a bit of tension in that
op shop between the volunteers. Well, look, thirty one six
y five.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Have you ever seen a fight, a heavy disagreement in
a shop? And if so, what did you see? What happened,
how did it unfold, how did it escalate? Maybe there
was a look over there involved.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I think sales, like if you think of the boxing
day sail, surely there'd be some of the disputes over
lining up.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, who was first in line? That happens a.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Lot, plenty of that, plenty of that, and also places
that won't accept a return if they say so you've stuff, Yes,
one hundred percent, I mean that.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Look thirteen one o six.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We'd especially love to hear from people who work in shops,
have worked at shops.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Maybe you see him all the time, you'd think, I
think you would. I think you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Have you ever witnessed a fight in a shop, a
big disagreement in a shop before we have Dan, I'm
thirteen Monday six five what happened? Dan Good?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Hey guys. Yeah, I was probably a month ago that
I finished up at the gym and then I went
to Colts do some shopping, and then I was walking
past through this aisle and I saw this two kids,
probably about fifteen sixteen year old like walking along the
aisle with like the purpose, and one of them was
pretty mad and the other one to try to calm
him down. And there was also like a Uber delivery
(08:58):
bicycle rider also in the aisle, but I didn't see
the alter coach at the start. When I went back
to the aisle, I saw them. They were both throwing
punches at each other.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Human free driver in this fifteen year old kid.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, because I like when I went back to the aisle,
or the Uber delivery guy, he just threw his bag
on the floor and just then.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What do you think from what you could see, what's
your guess on what may have happened?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Oh? My guess is like the kid who probably said
something to the delivery driver, maybe directly or indirectly, and
the Uber driver heard whatever he said, and even what he.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Said it wasn't It was just kind of like something
that happened in passing, not a customer dispute.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
It wasn't like you know, my food.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
It was just too random. People like two kids, like
fifteen sixteen year old kid and in an uber delivery
guy in the aisle and yeah, it's up throwing punches
in the middle of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
And which aile Dane?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Which isle it was?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I think it was, I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I think this was important.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I think it's just peanut butter eye.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Hap.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
It feels like get enraged in that aisle, don't you
damn yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's the angriest style in the seven market.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Now.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I wouldn't imagine that you'd get into a fight in
the confectory aisle.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
M that's about peace and love, baby.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, we're asking on thirty one six five have you
seen a fight at the shops? This is going back
to COVID times in the toilet paper shortage tomorrow. What happened?
Speaker 7 (10:35):
So I went over to I believe it was cold
at the time. There was plenty of toilet paper. Mike
Coal's minds you this day, and yet somehow a fight
still ensued between two females fighting over toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
And was it physical or just verbal?
Speaker 7 (10:52):
It was it was physical. I ended up rolling around
on the floor together.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Now still five years later, I don't get the toilet
paper thing. I've never got my head around what people
were worried was going to happen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
They decided to understand in saying that though it would
be quite a fun thing to fight with big bags
of toilet paper, it's like a pillow fight.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah. I don't think that's what they're doing, and I understand.
I think I'd be still people out there who would
have COVID toilet paper still stashed, and they won't admit it,
of course, because there's a bit of a shame associated
to it, because you're a order.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
We are asking on thirteen one oh sixty five have
you seen a fight in a shop, Zach after a
friend of mine had the last medium Eldie snowjacket ripped
out of their hands at the recent sales? Christina on
thirteen one oh sixty five. This is remarkable, Christna. Is
this also an Aldie story where you had something ripped
away from you?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It is?
Speaker 8 (11:46):
It is Aldi do pilate reformer machines, which are super cheap,
and they only do maybe two or three of them.
At a time in each store, and I managed to
get my hands on one, and as I'm walking to
the checkout, a lady came up behind me and literally
grabbed it from off my shoulder and started trying to
pull it out.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Of my hand.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Lucky?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
My husband was there, so he turned around and saw
what was happening, and he was like, yeah, that's not
he just grabbed it off of me and the lady
just ripped it out of her hands, and he was like, nah,
like I'm.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Not having that.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I mean, that's that's from me.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I mean, in a few weeks time, Christina, you would
have been able to do it yourself after you'd used
her polity machine and then you.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Were ripped course strength through the roof.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
You're listening to the Zach and Dom podcast Zacha, what
do Miles Smith, Lawley Young Benson, Boone, Tate McCray, Reader,
Aura and Will Smith make you think of uh the
Summertime Ball?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, Summertime Balls. As now we have.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Got tickets, flights and accommodation to give away. All you
need to do is call thirteen one oh sixty five
right now to go on the stand by list, and
you could find yourself on your way to the Summertime
Ball in the UK in less than a month.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's four weeks away. You'd be packing your bags to
go over and see all those artists and many more.
And Zach, what we're trying to do is see how
many people we can get onto this stand by list
with a thirty second timer. Now, our initial efforts last
night on the show, we weren't able to get more
than three on first time around, so we've sort of
we've done a bit of work. Today we're trying to
(13:27):
pace things up. I want to see if we can
set a new PB on the show. You ready to
try this?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Could we do more than three?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Well, let's give it a shot. Let's put thirty seconds
on the clock and see how many people in thirty
one oh six five we can get on the standby list.
Hey Krina in Sydney, you're on the stand by list.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Sophie and Brisbane you're on the stand by list.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my god, thank you you are very welcome. Miriam
in Brisbane you're on the standby list as well.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Who that's what mean we across? Miriam? I thought, am
I get a bit more sherry in Brisbane? You're on
the stand by list. You excited?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yes, we go to.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No, are we going to camp? No time ran out?
Sorry Cameron. Cameron was our next one on the stand
by list. Cameron, you're not on the stand by list, sorry, Cameron.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeahs sah, yeah, you just missed out.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Everyone else got on the stand by list. You didn't.
When we came to you, we just heard an indicator.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Mean to apologize, Camra.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, it's really it's us who should be apologizing. But hey,
we're going to do it again around nine thirty. Do
you want to have another go then? Okay, yeah, hopefully
we can chat to you then.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
This is second time.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Recently on the show, we were talking about our belief
that cinemas have relaxed, just how tight they used to
police bringing external food and drink into the theater.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, well, I think just like these days, we've gone
through a tough financial time. I think basically every business
is trying to reduce, yes, how many employees.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
They have to pay.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
And I'm thinking about it, and the last few times
I've gone to the cinema there's either been significantly less
or no one, yeah taking the tickets. And remember when
we were kids like or when you're a teenager. There
was so much fear that they were going to catch
you taking your peanut m and ms in.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It was like the greatest adrenaline rush you could get
was to go to the supermarket first, buy some confection
at supermarket prices and sneak it in in a.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Bag, put them in your bag or in a jacket, which.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
In hindsight, isn't that adrenaline inducing at all. No, not
at all, Like it felt like stealing, but in reality
you were purchasing something and taking it to a public space.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Wow, I mean it's not a public space, semi public anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What we were wondering is have they relaxed their standards ever?
They relaxed the security conditions so much that we could
sneak more and more ambitious foods in Zach. I've spent
the day coming up with a list of different foods.
I want to run these by you, and I want
you to I mean, if you think we'd get this
in and do you mean hidden or over over yep,
(16:16):
So we're carrying this is quite clear for all to see.
We're not hiding anything here because this is the point.
We don't think you need to hide it anymore. We
don't think anyone's watching, We don't think anyone can.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I also think another factor is younger generations are less confrontational. Well,
sure that's true, and so I think if you've got
a gen z on the door, yeah, for what fifteen.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Bucks an hour? Are they going to confront you? I
don't think so. All right, Well, the first one.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I thought was just a general fast food meal. So
you're holding a bag fast food bag. You're quite clearly
holding it. There's a bit of a smell wafting. Do
you reckon that's getting past? It?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Depends what hand you have it in.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, I think you if you have it hand that's
facing away from them, so your body's in between, and
it's held low so armfully extended, so it's around the thigh.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I think you can get away with it. Okay,
all right, what about this?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
This is getting slightly more ambitious, but it's you know something.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'm a bit anxious here because you've started with fast foodbag.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah you think that's the easiest one, I'll say, Oh jeez.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Okay, Well, compared to a cheese board, an open cheese board,
do you reckon? We could get an entire cheese board. Yeah,
you know, just carrying it. I mean it's you don't
see people walking with a cheese board in public often,
so maybe it would look like you're going into a function.
I mean, no one would ask questions.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I don't think so. You think how big it is?
A plate sized?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Maybe yep, if we're talking like a full secuterary planter.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah, you need a couple of people to carry it.
I think that might even get the gen Z saying something.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
What about one of those hats that has two cans
of soft drink with straws going into them towards your mouth?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Totally fine, you reckon that. It'd be fine because that's
like a camel back anyway, isn't it. It's a camel
back for parties.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, but they they do say no external food or drink.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
I'll do a variation. Yeah, how about a nacho hat.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I've never seen one of those in the world. I
think that's just from a Simpsons episode.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
No, I think they they don't exist. They could, I'm
pretty sure made out of corn chips. Yeah that you
crack off the edges too, and you have dip on top.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
But it never is clear which part of the corn
chip is your hair touching, because that's what always seemed
potentially unhygienic to me. I mean, I love the idea
of an archer hat, and I do remember how I'm
having one, but I reckon that was just an episode
of the Simpsons.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah, keep going, Yeah, a whole watermelon? For we get
a whole watermelon, think because people would think that you've
just done your shopping. I guess it's hot.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You'd need some way of cracking into the watermelon when
you get there, wouldn't you. So all right, so the
whole watermelon is a yes, I have one water for
it you. But first off, anything on that archer hat.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Well, it doesn't look like it's been sold commercially. However,
a hell of a lot of people have made them okay,
and made pretty good ones.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
By the look of it. It looks good at work. Yes,
I think that a Narcho hat is completely plausible. You
got to keep your.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Balance so the guacamole and sour cream doesn't tip out
the top.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
And I would pick concerned with how long you kept
the guacamole in there, for It's still so true because
it would get a little bit soggy, But I think
what you do is GUACAMOLEI in the center, chips around
the edges.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You also wouldn't want to wear it outdoors because bird
pooh and sour cream are a similar color.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I was saying, if a bird pood and your sour
cream and chances of that, how often do you get
pooed on your head?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Well? Not often, mate, but they're probably The birds are
probably coming if you're earing a Nacha hat. Anyway, forget
that for a minute. We're talking about what foods you
could sneak into the cinema.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
One more for you.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
If I walked into a cinema holding an entire grilled
fish under the arm, do you reckon? I'd be stopped.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Now.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Are you suggesting that that's the smelliest thing that you
could do.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I'm just saying it's like the least subtle food smell size.
It's an entire grilled fish under the Do you reckon?
I'm getting through with that?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
H probably not? Yeah, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's a night of the fish, So you reckon? We
could get through a hat with tea, cans of soft drink,
a fast food meal, and an entire watermelon. Easy, Well, mate,
that's the food pyramid.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And a feast for everyone inside who wants some watermelon.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Zach and Dom podcast. We're letting Dom's ideas run wild.
This is free Dom.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
That's right. Tom is allowed to do whatever he wants
and no one can stop him.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Usually on the show, there's a democratic process, me, producer Claire,
we all need to say this is a okay, yep,
we all agree, but right now Dom can do whatever
he wants.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And we've had so much fun in Freedom this year, mate,
hard to believe we're coming up to anuway mark of
the year. But I particularly enjoyed last week's Freedom because
it was last week in Freedom, mate, that I asked
the question who is the oldest listener to the Zachndom Show?
Because you wonder sometimes, don't you? Whoever you are, wondered, Well,
I care about our listeners and whoever you are right now,
(21:02):
wherever you are, whatever you're doing on this Tuesday night.
I'm curious about what your life looks like.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
You care about our listeners, but yes, still subject to them.
To freedom.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's a gift, it's a gift from me to them.
And I was just curious, you know, does our show
cap out at forty five, at fifty seven, at sixty seven.
Turns out, I think it was seventy six. Was our
oldest listener? See did you know he had a listener
at seventy six?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Again?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yeah, look like maybe if we just concentrated on doing
compelling segments, yeah, some entertaining radio rather than like what
has been largely this year, what pretty poor segments.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I reckon, people loved it last week so much so
that all week I've been thinking we should do it
the other way around. Youngest listener, this.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Is the other thing you love doing what Dom loves
setting up themes because it means that he really only
has to come up with one segment, and then he
can do six variations of it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I'm thinking, if our oldest listener is in their mid seventies,
where's our youngest listener?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Thirteen one oh six'? FIVE i, reckon what if.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You're under, twenty we probably want to hear from you
on the.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
SHOW i don't.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
KNOW i, mean now the young and is listening to
the radio these, days that's a. QUESTION i don't.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Know do you?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Reckon they?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Are we got them because WHEN i was at, school.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Mate WHEN i was at, School i'd do my homework
while listening to the evening show in this, timeslot would,
You i'd be they're doing my math's, equations AND i
listen much of kind of a music.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Guy, no BUT i loved the. Radio, yeah you're a radio.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
MAN i loved. IT i lived and breathed. It first
time they showed me into a radio, STUDIO i nearly.
FAINTED i was that. Excited you've done a lot of studio. Tours,
YEAH i love a studio. Tour If i'm in a new,
City i'll contact the radio people and, say CAN i
see the? Studios sometimes they've block. Me but, LOOK i
just thought thirteen one oh sixty, five if anyone's listening
to this under the age of, twenty give us a.
(22:59):
CALL i want to find our youngest. Listener. Now it
could be that you're a parent driving around and you
got your kid in the. Back maybe you're on the
home from sports.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Training it's the time nine point. Fifteen, well we're not
going to get. Anyone it's late sports. Training, yeah too.
Young you never, know you never.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Know it would just be that way we can get
a full sense of the age. Range mid seventies is the,
oldest then we can get the youngest and then. Mate
when we're coming up with that is for the, SHOW
i can ask you a. Question does it work for
the seventy six year? Old and does it work for
the eighteen year? Old do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Mean? YEAH i don't think we're aiming at either of
those demographics, though.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
But maybe we. Should who is who?
Speaker 10 (23:33):
Is?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Mate THE? Abc both? Ways all? Right well that's.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
True, look they're in ONE a sixty five if you
are twenty years old or, under or you're with someone
who's in that age. Demographic oliver In, brizzy.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
How old are? You oliver?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Sixteen?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Sixteen nice And oliver bucking all the media? Trends are
you a sixteen year old who are prefers the radio To?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Spotify By?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, Okay well that's that's the problem With.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Australia you take full responsibility for everything in. Freedom what
do you Mean i'm here against my? Will what does that?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Mean you're uninterested that there's someone who's sixteen who's listening
to the.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Show, no what about? This kiara on thirteen one oh sixy?
Five how old are?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Kiara i'm thirteen thirteen And? Kiara what are you doing
driving around at nine thirty on a school Like? Kiara
i'm on the way home from netball?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Chaining?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Nice and do you like the Radio? Kiara? Yeah Call,
Zach you've got a question of.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Pi.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Kiara what position do you? Play? KIARA i play? Center,
ah that's the important, one Dom.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah and what do you think of this Segment kiara
Where i'm allowed to do ANYTHING i? Like do you
think it's good radio to listen?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
To?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah see, mate appeals to all. Ages that's What
i'm talking.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
ABOUT i think training is too late at. Night what
do you mean for?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Kids what if a nine thirty fifish social sports generally
is too? LATE i was talking to a friend last
week playing touch football kickoff at?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Thirty, yeah that is. Late gotta work.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Tomorrow being on the way home at nine, twenties PROBABLY
i would have come home from a couple of Music
stedford's at thirteen or debating nights at this time of.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Night how you ended up on? KISS i have no
idea debating? Nights, yeah, MATE i was great at.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
DEBATING i was great at.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
It, okay they still tell stories thirty ONE o six.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Five we're trying to find the youngest listener to The zagondom. Show,
Kai i'm thirty one oh six? Five how old are?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
You?
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Kai i'm? Twelve?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Ah there we, going? Ky what's got you up so?
Late on a school?
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Night SO i was coming home from football training and
our shower didn't have hot, order so we had to
go to a firm and friends house to have a.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
SHOWER a bit of an adventure on a school. NIGHT
i used to love when that stuff would. Happen, yes
we're getting back in the. Car just this is.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Crazy it's like it breaks them in not, nearly doesn't. It,
yes the week can be, hard it can it?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
CAN i mind when we get home and we find
we don't have?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Milk, yeah, Right AND i got to go back, out
AND i say to my four YEAR i do want
to come with because those were always the finest times
when you're in your pajamas in the. Supermarket, yeah another.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Adventure the day is not done. Yet, well can we
go even younger than? Twelve on The zach And Dom,
Show let's see what our youngest listener, Is. GRACE i
think it might be you on thirty one o Six
i've how old are You, Grace i'm, ten ten years? Old, Wow,
grace and have you ever called a radio show?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Before?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, WELL i wish we had a price to Give
grace that would have made it such you were going.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
To be telling your grandkids about, This. Grace of course
you'll have to explain what radio.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Was, yes, yeah, no that's.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Fair that's a good, Point. Grace what's got you up?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Tonight we went to my cousins?
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Birthday?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yah the you? Go was there a? Cake?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yeah what sort of cake was?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
It grace.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Saniela Terrible.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah i'm hearing a whisper. THERE i Think grace has
been fed line his mum or dad on the phone as.
Well oh, yeah, okay, yeah helping, it Helping grace. Out,
well thanks for, Calling. Grace and, Yeah, grace would you
like us to send you a packet of?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Chips?
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yes, sure, well there we.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
GO i mean it's not the most overwhelmed win a
voice of all. Time normally you want someone, going no,
way there we, go we.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Go we want to Send grace a packet of. CHIPS
i think can we do?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That produce a Clear can we Send.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Grace a packet of? Chips absolutely we? Can, yeah, okay
WELL i. WASN'T i didn't know If.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Grace the only thing we've got here on the prize
list is tickets to The Mission impossible. Movie, yeah too,
Young probably a bit young for, THAT i DON'T i
don't know If grace would appreciate. That but we'll get
some chips To, grace. Mate and, now what we know
from the show tonight is that this show goes from
ten to seventy. Six that's a sixty seven year window
of your life that you can listen as.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Academic and didn't they all sound stoked to be? LISTENING
i think Particularly oliver was a big.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
Fan you're listening to The zach And dom. Podcast go,
ahead make my?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Day are you?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Dom we're trying to lend a hand to lesser known.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Holidays that's why each NIGHT i bring two to the,
show both occurring in the next twenty four.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Hours you AND i have to pick one.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Each did you come In bassetts for and hopefully raise
awareness of these lesser known?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Days?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Yeah it is that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Simple, really it's just us doing our little. Part and
as we approach the twenty first Of may, tomorrow what
have we got coming?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Up it is national talk Like Yoda day Or yoda
day talk LIKE i will.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Really uncomfortable to listen, to isn't?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It you do? One, No, no you got to celebrate the.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Day well not, YET i, do not for another two.
Hours there's just something about. IT i, mean because WHEN
i was at, school there was one of the teachers
at the school Loved Star wars and once threatened, us
and it was an effective threat that if we didn't pay,
attention he was going to teach an entire class in
The yoda, voice.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Not only the backwards kind of, speak but in the
Voice i'm not doing. It and, anyway it's close To,
kermit it is close.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
To cur very, similar BECAUSE i think originally it was
A Jim henson, endeavor wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Really? YEAH i think.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
So.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well, anyway the point, is no one thought this teacher was,
serious and so they kept sort of, going the, teacher,
going the, Teacher and then he, did and my, goodness
he had the last laugh because ten or fifteen minutes
in the level of cringe in the, classroom he couldn't bear.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
It commit to the whole. Thing, yep the entire fifty minute.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Lesson he did His yoda and then when the bell,
went he went back to his normal voice and, said
let that be a lesson to.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
You so apparently sim plea turn those sentences around by
ordering them object, subject, verb and.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
This feels like An english.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Lesson, yeah, well this guy would have loved.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
It and then just for, fun ask a little question
at the. End it's that.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Simple so they give some. Examples instead of Saying i'm
going to the, bathroom you can say go to the.
BATHROOM i, must because that's How yoda would.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Say is it explained in The Star wars universe Why
yoda talks that?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
WAY i imagine? Pretentious, No, well it's hard to. KNOW
i Imagine yoda has a.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Native language that is In, English and SO i wonder
If yoda got a bit confused Learning.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
English you think that's what it. Is, WELL i don't.
KNOW i am here we.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Go yoda speaks backwards simply to make his philosophical teachings
more prominent and. Memorable so it is.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Pretensions i'm trying to Cut yoda a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Slack, apparently this unusual speech pattern was intentionally designed By
george lucas make his wise words stand out and to
encourage audiences to listen closely to his.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Lessons so really another way of saying that is purposely. Annoying.
Yep so it's not a dialect.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Issue it's Just yoda was that pretentious person you knew
who was really a spoken by.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Poetry, also may is national eat More fruits Than vegetables.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Day, okay well you can have this.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
One.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Thanks so this is gonna be tough for you because
you didn't want like The yoda day. Either this is
me real hard, actually because you don't eat very many
fruits and, vegetables do. You i'd have. Enough you just
have vegetables in. Bolonnaise so you get your carrot in your,
TOMATO i, guess and occasionally.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Have another vegetable here or.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
There what was the last vegetable you had that wasn't in?
Bolonaise it concerns. Me you have to think about.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
This, no, actually there's a type place near me that
started doing gluten free popcorn. CAULIFLOWER i blooding love that
off that that was a week. Ago, gosh that was
good and it was DEEP i wouldn't say deep, fried
but it was. Fried, Hey i'll have you. KNOW i
just had a set of bloods done with THE gp
(32:20):
and he said completely. Healthy so all this stuff that
you have to eat fruit and vegetables as much as they,
Said well, mate why AM i completely?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Healthy well that's just doing your blood? Test yeah. Yeah what?
Else what AM i?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Fitness?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yeah what you're telling?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
ME i have a, Broccoli i'll be.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Fitter it doesn't make any.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Sense you get fit if you go for a, run,
mate not if you eat a stalk of. Broccoli it
doesn't work like. That but, anyway, whatever, whatever which of
these do?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
You, Well.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I'm happy to take eat more fruits and. Vegetables, great
you can always you, know have an extra.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Apple.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yep all, right well you take that AND i might
take the day.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Off please don't make. ME i don't have to take.
You can you end the show talking? PLEASE i.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah there are very few where PLACES i draw aligned
THAT i will. Note can you please no tell people
to go to the podcast Like?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yoda? PLEASE i absolutely. Won't. Please i'm. Begging you've never begged.
ME i KNOW i really want to see, you because
the more you, resist.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
The MORE i want to see. It, okay, well come,
on drop the bed and do. It if the show
you like the, voice, No i'm not doing the. Voice
if The zach and nomb show you, like go to
the podcast feed you.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Can is that? Good tell what you're. AFTER i would
have rather the voice not.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Happening that's all for this episode of THE zac And dom.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
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