Zero Access Footy
Australia's number one podcast for all the footy news, views and opinions across the AFL season!
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Brisbane have officially won the 2025 Toyota AFL Grand Final, beating Geelong by 47 points in a second half storm! Join Behm and Rhys as they dissect the difference in first and second halves of the game, as well as what allowed Brisbane to take control. We cover all 18 teams and giving them a grade for their overall season, analyse whether the Brownlow medal should have a different voting system and review our bold predictions fro...
It's officially Grand Final Week! Rhys and Behm dissect the Cats vs Hawks and Pies vs Lions prelim as the Lions make it 3 Grand Finals in a row, we analyse whether Jamie Elliott deserved the free kick after Brandon Starcevich's incredible spoil, the controversial WAFL Grand Final non-call, whether Mabior Chol should have been suspended and break down the Cats vs Lions 2025 AFL Grand Final!
It's preliminary finals week, but before we preview two of the most enticing matchups of the season, we take a deep dive into what won and lost the semi-finals, Behm has all the latest on the Zach Merrett saga and the rest of the trade news, we react to the news of State of Origin footy's return, Rhys has a big scalp for his Donkey of the Week, plus we debate and break down the pre-finals bye and how the AFL should restructure the ...
This episode sees us take a look at the BEST week 1 of finals we've seen in a while, react to David Swallow's historic moment, revisit our disastrous pre-season ladder predictions, Behm takes us through the shocking Crows v Pies tribunal fallout, we predict week 2 of the finals (double straight sets?!?) and Macca's Man of the Week is BACK!
In this week's episode, we take a look at the 2025 All-Australian team and told them what they got wrong, laugh at the Dogs for believing in Essendon, take a look through the trade rumour mill, we predict the finals (will we be right?), before we go in depth on this week's games!
This week, Collingwood are back (but not really), the Dogs and the Dockers are both not good enough for finals, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks is back, Macca's Man of the Week is strange, we break down the bottom 9's seasons, before we give our final power rankings for season 2025 and work out if Gold Coast is worthy on making the finals!
In today's episode, Behm's jumping up and down in joy with Nas' 2 year extension, Rhys questions whether Riley Thilthorpe and the Crows got lucky, they provide an extensive trade update for the 2025 off-season, Harry Sheezel equals the all-time disposals record and we preview the exciting Final Round of the season!
This week, the guys revel in Collingwood's downfall, Rhys takes a deep dive into how Adelaide have rebuilt the club post-2017 and camp, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks covers just about everything, Macca's Man of the Week is back, we make the tough calls on who misses the top 8, before we preview Round 23 and work out if Jeremy Cameron can still make it to the ton!
On this week's episode, the guys discuss the Jack Silvagni "date"/trade controversy and the Magpies' downfall, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks brings debate on umpire contact, Rhys' Man of the Week is...odd, reviewing the first ever ZAF Cup, Rhys thinks Adelaide's rise hasn't been a surprise, before we finally preview Round 22 and work out if Jeremy Cameron can make it to the ton!ZAF Cup Saints v Roos Vlog: https://youtu.be/q8qwtZHpAQw
This week it's all about Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera as we react to the greatest comeback in VFL/AFL history as the Saints overcame the Demons. Also in episode 23: We debate who the best player in the AFL is right now, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks updates us on the MRO, Rhys' Man of the Week is contentious, what Harley Reid and NAS should demand, Behm is deep in tin foil hat territory with a consipiracy that goes right to the top, before we...
This episode, we discuss Collingwood's dip in production and whether they're done and are Fremantle the real deal: premiership contenders? Plus Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks discusses Steven May's controversial hit on Francis Evans, Rhys' Man of the Week seems to hate the Magpies, before we preview Round 20!
This week on Zero Access Footy, we react to the worst AFL game of all time and debate whether Collingwood is the best team still as we bring our surprising Round 18 Power Rankings list. Also in episode 21: Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks sees the impact v action discussion return, Rhys' Donkey of the Week has a whole team in it's sights, plus the sad return of player abuse, before we preview Round 19!
“I was literally the first to do it!”
In this special episode, Behm and Northy sit down with YungkingCookson – one of the OG footy content creators – to talk about how it all began, why he disappeared from YouTube, what pulled him back, and handling hate online.From making backyard videos with Caden MacDonald to becoming part of the Div 12 Ressies and hanging out with the Marmalade boys, Cooko shares the full story behind his une...
For this week’s huge 20th episode we’re joined by YungkingCookson! Macca delivers a no-punches-pulled recap of Round 17 with Man of the Week and Donkey of the Week both landing hard. Behmmy breaks down a fiery Tribunal Tasks segment featuring Matt Rowell’s umpire incident, Noah Balta’s strangely unpunished act, and Ed Richards getting cleared. We look at the AFL’s latest crowd numbers and ask what’s really going on with Thursday ...
On this week's episode there's Carlton fans in the firing line as Macca slams the wall-tagging madness and North Melbourne cop it as we ask the unthinkable question: is it time for Clarko to go? We take a look at Round 16 action, Macca's Man of the Week is topped by the Donkey of the Week, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks has got heaps to talk about, and we ask if the AFL should rethink the bye rounds or bring in a Play-In Tournament before...
On this week's episode there's Michael Voss in the firing line as Rhys disagrees with the calls to axe him and Behm isn't happy with Nick Daicos! We take a look at Round 15 action, Macca's Man of the Week is joined by the Donkey of the Week, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks is back and he's not happy, and we go over some Would You Rathers that boil some blood before we preview a big Round 16 of AFL action!
This week there's plenty of fixture fury as Ross Lyon and Alistair Clarkson complain about their club's draw before Behm breaks down the numbers and is very confused about what their point is. There's a new sheriff in town as Macca's Man of the Week has a new competitor, we review Round 14's big upsets, A-Graders are ranked, plus Would You Rathers and 2025's breakout forwards before we preview a big Round 15...
On this week's episode there's plenty of drama to discuss as Max Gawn and Steven May go at it and Adelaide ducks their way to a win! Celebrations are in the spotlight as we review a low-scoring Round 13, Macca's Man of the Week returns with some big names, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks has the AFL firmly back in the crosshairs, and we give a cut-throat grade to the bye teams' seasons before we preview a big Round 14 of AFL action!
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This week Behm is back in the studio and the boys can't stop talking about how good Collingwood is! We spend ages reviewing round 12 action, Rhys gives us his best players from this week, Behm can't get over the "Nepo Babies" saga, and how can Sydney be performing so badly (and should they write their season off?)!Follow us:https://www.instagram.com/zeroaccessfooty/https://www.tiktok.com/@zeroaccessfootyRhys: https://www.instagram....
This week Behm graces us with his presence remotely and actually has something nice to say about the MRO! Plus we review Sir Doug Nicholls Round, Rhys thinks a Bomber was the best player of the week, Ross Lyon's "Nepo Babies" line causes a stir, and Carlton suck again (and the boys can't help but rub it in)!
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