Zero Access Footy
Australia's number one podcast for all the footy news, views and opinions across the AFL season!
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This episode, we discuss Collingwood's dip in production and whether they're done and are Fremantle the real deal: premiership contenders? Plus Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks discusses Steven May's controversial hit on Francis Evans, Rhys' Man of the Week seems to hate the Magpies, before we preview Round 20!
This week on Zero Access Footy, we react to the worst AFL game of all time and debate whether Collingwood is the best team still as we bring our surprising Round 18 Power Rankings list. Also in episode 21: Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks sees the impact v action discussion return, Rhys' Donkey of the Week has a whole team in it's sights, plus the sad return of player abuse, before we preview Round 19!
“I was literally the first to do it!”
In this special episode, Behm and Northy sit down with YungkingCookson – one of the OG footy content creators – to talk about how it all began, why he disappeared from YouTube, what pulled him back, and handling hate online.From making backyard videos with Caden MacDonald to becoming part of the Div 12 Ressies and hanging out with the Marmalade boys, Cooko shares the full story behind his une...
For this week’s huge 20th episode we’re joined by YungkingCookson! Macca delivers a no-punches-pulled recap of Round 17 with Man of the Week and Donkey of the Week both landing hard. Behmmy breaks down a fiery Tribunal Tasks segment featuring Matt Rowell’s umpire incident, Noah Balta’s strangely unpunished act, and Ed Richards getting cleared. We look at the AFL’s latest crowd numbers and ask what’s really going on with Thursday ...
On this week's episode there's Carlton fans in the firing line as Macca slams the wall-tagging madness and North Melbourne cop it as we ask the unthinkable question: is it time for Clarko to go? We take a look at Round 16 action, Macca's Man of the Week is topped by the Donkey of the Week, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks has got heaps to talk about, and we ask if the AFL should rethink the bye rounds or bring in a Play-In Tournament before...
On this week's episode there's Michael Voss in the firing line as Rhys disagrees with the calls to axe him and Behm isn't happy with Nick Daicos! We take a look at Round 15 action, Macca's Man of the Week is joined by the Donkey of the Week, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks is back and he's not happy, and we go over some Would You Rathers that boil some blood before we preview a big Round 16 of AFL action!
This week there's plenty of fixture fury as Ross Lyon and Alistair Clarkson complain about their club's draw before Behm breaks down the numbers and is very confused about what their point is. There's a new sheriff in town as Macca's Man of the Week has a new competitor, we review Round 14's big upsets, A-Graders are ranked, plus Would You Rathers and 2025's breakout forwards before we preview a big Round 15...
On this week's episode there's plenty of drama to discuss as Max Gawn and Steven May go at it and Adelaide ducks their way to a win! Celebrations are in the spotlight as we review a low-scoring Round 13, Macca's Man of the Week returns with some big names, Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks has the AFL firmly back in the crosshairs, and we give a cut-throat grade to the bye teams' seasons before we preview a big Round 14 of AFL action!
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This week Behm is back in the studio and the boys can't stop talking about how good Collingwood is! We spend ages reviewing round 12 action, Rhys gives us his best players from this week, Behm can't get over the "Nepo Babies" saga, and how can Sydney be performing so badly (and should they write their season off?)!Follow us:https://www.instagram.com/zeroaccessfooty/https://www.tiktok.com/@zeroaccessfootyRhys: https://www.instagram....
This week Behm graces us with his presence remotely and actually has something nice to say about the MRO! Plus we review Sir Doug Nicholls Round, Rhys thinks a Bomber was the best player of the week, Ross Lyon's "Nepo Babies" line causes a stir, and Carlton suck again (and the boys can't help but rub it in)!
00:00 Are Gold Coast The AFL's Nepo Babies? | Zero Access Footy 14
00:17 Behm Joins The Podcast From Home
01:25 Round 11 Review
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This week, we debate whether the AFL, Laura Kane and Andrew Dillon have failed the fans, Behm for some reason doesn't want to review round 10, look ahead to Sir Doug Nicholls Indigenous Round 11, and preview Bailey Smith's Cats against the Dogs!
00:00 Has Laura Kane Failed The Fans? + Baz Smith v The Dogs Preview! | Zero Access Footy 13
00:38 Round 10 Review
28:04 Macca's Man of the Week
31:16 Brisbane’s Recent Poor Form
38:33 Thanks Ba...
Draft expert Dylan Alexander joins Rhys to talk all things his journey, the upcoming AFL draft class, who each team NEEDS to draft, plus the insider's look into how the Northern Academies, the Coates Talent League and APS footy works.
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In this week's special episode, we welcome our first-ever guest: draft expert Dylan Alexander! Dylan joins Rhys to talk all about his draftee scouting process, who he thinks will go pick one and the one player West Coast need to draft. Then, Behm's back to review all the action from round 9, look ahead to Sir Doug Nicholls Indigenous Round, and preview the Darwin clash that could define the finals race!
In this week's episode, we rank the Ashcroft brothers, talk all thinks Pies v Cats in the game of the year, discuss whether the Dockers have a chance to turn their season around, Behm struggles to name AFL club songs, and Rhys brings the latest on the Willie Rioli situation!
This week's episode features us ranking the 10 best ruckmen in the league, debating Kane Cornes' "Sheezy Ball", discussing whether Carlton's resurgence is real, Behm has a big week of Tribunal Tasks, and Rhys thinks Sydney's only way is down!
In this week's episode, we reveal our first ever AFL power rankings (some of these calls will disgust you), debate Noah Balta's controversial sentence, take a deeper dive into the Aliir Aliir-fan incident, Behm does the MRO's job AGAIN, plus Rhys has an interesting call for his Macca's Man of the Week!
This week on the pod:
🔥 Full breakdown of Gather Round – the highs, lows, and head-scratchers🤨 Macca’s Man of the Week returns with a pick that has everyone shaking their heads📸 Willie Rioli’s Instagram causes a stir – we unpack the drama and what it means⚖️ Behm goes on a rant at the MRO… but is it a fair call or just another Behm blow-up?
🦅 And the big debate – should West Coast get draft concessions, or have they dug their own...
In this week's episode, we debate the AFL's apology for the Rankine free kick, take a look at where Melbourne can possibly go now, ask when (or if) Carlton's winless start will end, Behm agrees with Jack Higgins' controversial opinion on Adelaide, plus Rhys gives his Gather Round predictions!
In this episode Behm's got a big apology for Bombers fans, Rhys can't stand Port Adelaide, we read YOUR TikTok hate comments, plus take a deep dive into the DanDoesFooty universe!
This week we give our take on Simon Goodwin's Max Gawn comments, compare Nick Daicos and Sam Darcy, take a look at Geoff Walsh joining Laura Kane, plus the launch of "9 Things Rhys Learnt"!
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