3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

July 24, 2025 6 mins

Bless these knees! It’s Friday!

 

Where does mad people energy go, something is happening and we’re here for it, and we’ll yeet ya.

 

Happy weekend start!

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ARISE THURZ HEADZ!!

 

Sauces, stubbages, body bit acquaintage, shrinkage, shrink ray etymology, and the eye of the venn diagram.

 

GO NOW SNURZOS!!!

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July 22, 2025 6 mins

G’morn!

 

We’ve done so many haikus, Kayla isn’t aware of body parts, and Bella is having a nightmare.

 

G’bye!

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July 21, 2025 7 mins

Chew our word cooking!

 

Oliver is an independent thinker who wants to stay home, Kayla doesn’t want to do a purge day, but saved a baby rock.

 

De-brick those bricks!

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July 20, 2025 7 mins

Another week another… leek?

 

The ritual is complete. Is this a podcast? A little child who needs to go toilet, Kayla thought Oliver was going to do a real confession, and Oliver has reclaimed a disease.

 

Leek you later!

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July 17, 2025 6 mins

Thank goo it’s Fridoo!

 

Oliver forgets what Friday is called, we don’t know about skunks, and a soft conversation about hard conversation.

 

Tuck Shop Friday!

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July 16, 2025 5 mins

‘Ello Snurzos!

 

Oliver ain’t so good at freestyle rapping (but Kayla is), some hats make Kayla look like a child, and what if we were ENTs?

 

Thanks Snurzies… you know what you’ve done…

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July 15, 2025 5 mins

Hi! We missed you!

 

We’ve got some shape chat, Kayla has promised to make a bike out of wood, and pancakes are not for work days. 

 

Chat tomorrow!

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Chew chew!

 

We’ve got new rules, it’s a classic Bloodfest™, and our Forever Pizza.

 

I sincerely hope you get a lovely lil treat today <3

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July 13, 2025 6 mins

New morning just dropped!

 

Take your pants off, put your shirt on, and the simple joy of coffee.

 

Bye new morn!

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July 10, 2025 6 mins

It's a Friday kinda day!

 

Kayla is the Venn diagram, Oliver's great chicken names, a dog called Scab, and the barcodes of the eyes.

 

Weekend time now. Go on!

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July 9, 2025 7 mins

GOOD MORNING THURS HEADZ!!!

 

This episode is a Thurs trap, do not put an open flame near Paul Hollywood, and the layout of Kayla’s house.

 

LOVE YOU SNURZ HEADS!!!

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July 8, 2025 6 mins

Good morning!

 

Russel Crowe’s illustriously bad casting, paying the scritching toll, and Kayla would be an excellent detective.

Also, a shameful word of the day. Sorry.

 

Bye again!

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July 7, 2025 6 mins

I chew chew chews you!

 

Breathing in yoga, Oliver once wore a wig, and Kayla has had a roast chook quite recently, actually.

 

Chew on!

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Hi Monday!

 

We must yell the name of the podcast, feeling vengenced upon, and don’t add a bone, lose the patella.

 

Bye Monday!

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July 3, 2025 5 mins

Wow. Friday again.

 

Wet sock, Kayla doesn’t have to justify OR explain, and a NEW segment!

 

Enough! No more pops!!!

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Snurz to you!

 

Kayla knows shifty eyes, bring back men, and you cannot play around with birth certificates.

 

Thurs back at ya!

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Wednesday!

 

Wednesday is perky but a bit slow, the capitalistic snake eating it’s own capitalistic head, and Peter Rabbit.

 

Wednesday!

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June 30, 2025 6 mins

It’s time!

 

Oliver is Fergie, Kayla needs to run, and the bus is late for me.

 

Go ahead and chew that day!

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June 29, 2025 5 mins

Happy new week!

 

We spent the whole weekend in that bathtub, new segment discussion, and friends as kids but only outdoors.

 

We’ll have our goodbye to go!

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