FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Out Who Has ‘Rock Legs’

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
You know it's Friday. It's about.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning my friends, and of course I'll have the weekend.
We're not going to marsh. Let's celebrate today.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
I've been dancing around getting ready, making a mess of
my face.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
But I'm having a blessed another girl. I don't know
if you got the memo, but it's Friday.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
It's about damn time.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hey bag, it's Friday. No, no, let's go. It's Friday.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
You know what everyone I.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Come in contact with this week, I asked them the
same question. Does this week seem like it's going extremely slow?
And it did?

Speaker 7 (00:47):
This week took a long time. Nate, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sorry?

Speaker 7 (00:51):
What anything's under arms? I forgot the oh?

Speaker 8 (00:57):
Get over there?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Good morning, Gandhi morning, Good morning, Danielle. Hello, Scotty, Hello,
there's strength.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Let me come my Hello, Froggy, how are you feeling?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:10):
I'm good, you're doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
There's a producer Sam down there, and I see a diamond.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Didn't give me a hug today? E Hey, Scotty, be
good morning.

Speaker 9 (01:21):
Here.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
There's some new cereal for me to try today.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
There is that you're ready?

Speaker 10 (01:24):
Yeah, I'm kind of excited. What is it called, it's
frosted many weeks golden honey?

Speaker 7 (01:28):
Oh my god, Yeah, this sounds good. This is a
great summertime song.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I like we're hanging out by the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Am I the only one ready for a Friday?

Speaker 7 (01:48):
So excited?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
You know who's with us in the Mercedes Been interview
lounge today?

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
We are our own guests.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hey, Dylan, Hey guys.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
No, how's everything on beautiful Staten Island?

Speaker 11 (02:11):
It's too well.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I was there last night. I was having dinner at
Cassa Belvetere on Grimes Hill.

Speaker 11 (02:20):
I'm jealous that you have really good things about that place.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, it was beautiful overlooking New York City. If you
feel like you're in Italy, well, and until you look
out and you see you see New York City and
kind of ruined it for me a little bit. Anyway,
thank you for being an NYPD officer keeping us safe,
and thank you to your family for letting us borrow
you every day to keep us safe.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
I can't say thank you enough. Dylan, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (02:44):
I appreciate that guys very much.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Thank you be safe today. So what are you doing
this weekend. You can't work all weekend. You got to
do something for yourself and your family.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (02:52):
No, yes, So we have the weekend coming up, which
is hopefully gonna stay nice. We otherwise, But I'm going
to maybe get some steaks, maybe some crab cakes. I
don't know, I don't yeah, steak.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
That sounds like a week in steaks and crab cakes.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh, I'm in. Well, you have a great, great weekend
on the on the Girl, and yeah, I hope the
weather's good for you.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Dylan. Hey, what do you have for Dylan?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You know, the next time you pull us over, Dylan,
just remember we gave you a fifty dollars Wendy's gift
card Strawberry Frost exactly.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Thank you, remember that. I appreciate Thanks you guys.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, thank you and Dylan. Everyone on the Forest, thank
you so much. Thank you for serving New York City.
And you have a great, safe weekend. Okay, Elvis, thank you.

Speaker 11 (03:34):
I just want to say one thing I did want
to see. I did see you in January, and I
was so embarrassed because we are on fifty second Street
with rose Ane Scado and we went to this beautiful
restaurant with all these lights, and somebody tapped me on
the shoulder and said, hey, isn't this restaurant beautiful? And
I got starstruck target thirty seconds, couldn't remember the name
and it was you.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I if I was hanging out there that night, I
probably couldn't remember my name either. So it's okay.

Speaker 11 (04:00):
Maybe nine. And my girlfriend said, don't you say Elvis
Randam you listen to them every day? I said yes, no,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, you were walking in front of Scotto. I mean Fresco,
their restaurant.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
It's beautiful, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, I'm glad we had a moment together, Dylan, I'm
glad we did. Hey man, well, absolutely, we appreciate you listening.
Hold on one second, Yeah, I'm sure if it was
at Scotto, I mean at Fresco by Scotto.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
Everything there is amazing.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
It is.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
We t tips with the Gordon.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
We just don't know how those nights end though. That
was an Ascotto. She's got a little problem with the tequila.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Oh absolutely, she does.

Speaker 12 (04:35):
Well.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Anyway, Well, welcome to the day, and uh, I think
we need to roll into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Gandhi, by the way, is out of state and out
of her mind as usual.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Tell everyone where you are today.

Speaker 13 (04:46):
In Columbus, Ohio? Oh h oh, you're there to see
your parents? Yes, because my parents are here for Father's Day,
so I thought I would try and squeeze in an extra.

Speaker 14 (04:55):
Day with them.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
There you go, Well, you tell your mom and dad.
We said Happy Father's Day. All right, into the three
things we need to know from Columbus. What's going on?

Speaker 8 (05:03):
All right?

Speaker 13 (05:03):
Federal authorities say they're working urgently on damage assessment after
several US agencies were hit in a global cyber attack.
Cybersecurity officials said yesterday the ransomware attack appears to be
part of a widespread and coordinated effort to exploit a
vulnerability and.

Speaker 14 (05:18):
Widely used software.

Speaker 13 (05:20):
As of right now, they're not aware of any hackers
threatening to extort or release any data stolen from government agencies.
They're saying these people were just opportunistic, so we'll see
how that goes. They're just having fun. Yeah, good old
time to be had. Fame alone alone man. More trouble
coming up for Connor McGregor after his attendance at Game

(05:40):
four of the NBA Finals between the Miami Heat and
the Denver Nuggets. Aside from assaulting the Heat's mascot, Bernie,
he's now being accused of sexual assault and battery by
an unidentified woman at some point during the game itself.
The victim claims that she was separated from a friend
at the game by NBA and Heat security staff and
forced into a restroom where McGregor and his security guard

(06:02):
were already waiting. Yeah, the details are terrible. And finally,
last month's ocean temperatures were the highest ever recorded in
the month of May on record. The National Oceanic and
Atmospheric Administration made that announcement yesterday and said some regions
were experiencing ocean ocean surface temperatures up to seven degrees

(06:24):
higher than average for this time of the year.

Speaker 14 (06:26):
That's a lot.

Speaker 13 (06:27):
Scientists say that the ocean warming is due to several factors,
including human caused climate change, a developing El Nino event,
and last year's underwater volcanic explosion in the South Pacific.
So this will be an interesting season. And those are
your three things.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I would have That's partly what the shark thing is
all about these days.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
The waters are getting warmer. They're coming up closer to shore.

Speaker 13 (06:50):
Yeah, because their food's getting closer. Apparently the warm water
also creates a lot more jellyfish, and anything that feasts
on eats on the jellyfish.

Speaker 14 (06:58):
They come in even closer.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
We are, we are the food, and who is jellyfish?
Fill their bellies, sharks.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
They look delicious to me. You guys ready for you guys,
ready for Friday? Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Text us at fifty.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I love how this text says, I'm so glad Elvis
gave all these juvenile delinquents of career.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Hey to thank you.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Standard data and messaging reads me by Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
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to go, Elvis in the Morning Show. You know Gandhi
is in Ohio, but we hear her loud and clear,

(07:43):
yes Hello. But usually Gandhi while here in New York
is the instigator, right Danielle.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Oh my gosh, she is the poop starter.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Wow, wow, guy, I love stirring the poop really on
what I see, Well, we have we have people stir
and poop without you. By the way, obviously they learn
from you.

Speaker 14 (08:00):
Who's replacing me?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Diamond is starring the poop today, Scotty, Scotty Bee, you
want to tell everyone what Diamond is doing that's really
truly insulting to you.

Speaker 10 (08:08):
Well, they're making fun of the fact that I'm wearing
sandals or flip flops or whatever and my toes are out.

Speaker 13 (08:14):
Oh he's got his toes out again. Yeah, that's that's
a common one.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's summertime. A lot of people wear flip flops. What's
going on?

Speaker 10 (08:20):
And this is this is I don't give an F Friday,
so I don't care what I look like today.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, obviously you're giving an F because you're very offended
at Diamond. Now, Diamond, Diamond, why why are you getting
or are you giving Scotty such grief over his toes
hanging out.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
I just think that toes are disgusting as a whole,
but his take it to another level, like they just
like lean forward. I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
They look normal to me.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I have a hammer toe. Who cares habit He does
have a habitat.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Question, did you get a sorry Froggy, did you get
a pedicure?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, I haven't cut my nails. He needs a pedicure,
will not fix his toe problem. What's that Frog?

Speaker 15 (09:00):
This is not surprising Gandhi. I mean Diamond is a
Gandhi disciple. She's doing Gandhi's work when Gandhi's not there.

Speaker 13 (09:10):
I wish I could high five you from Afar high
five Diamond to stick up for her for a second.
You guys don't see the menace that is Scotti. B
He causes nonsense and trouble all the time. He tries
to freeze people out of studios, He tries to scare people,
holds the cereal, He does all kinds of bad things.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
These are all wrong, Scotti.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Do you have like bird toescha?

Speaker 7 (09:32):
No, No, my nails are fine. I just I just
have the hammer toe.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
But I mean, Diamond and Andrew are sitting back there giggling,
you know, while I'm standing there like I'm in high school.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Andrew's a part of the problem. Yeah, He's like, Andrew,
why are you and Diamond picking them? Scotti and his
toes hanging out.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
Well, look at him. Yeah, they just look they look hideous.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
Once you look at them. You know, it's just I
don't care. He's things away.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
You don't bother me. I don't care.

Speaker 14 (10:00):
You sound very unbothered.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Yeah you sound I couldn't care less.

Speaker 16 (10:04):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I will give Scotty Be a little credit here. As
you know, as co host of the Serial Killers podcast,
it's all about breakfast cereals. I get to try the
brand News cereal. So today I'm previewing what is this honey?

Speaker 10 (10:18):
What is it's frosted many weeks? Golden Honey just came out.
Oh they're so good. Yeah, we haven't even reviewed it yet.
You got it before anyone else.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Wow, I know. Ask me how I get to taste
them earlier than everyone else?

Speaker 12 (10:31):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
How earlier?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Because I have the only refrigerator that works. And he
puts his milk in my refrigerator.

Speaker 14 (10:38):
Is that the deal you have?

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Then you put it in, I get the Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, as long as you're putting it in, you get it.
I put it in all the time. Boo, there you go, buddy,
toe man, we love it. I think your toes are fine.
Leave him alone.

Speaker 13 (10:51):
Thank you messages that say his outfit is giving get
off my long, you youngsters.

Speaker 10 (10:58):
I mean the cargo short and I just didn't care today.
I really didn't care.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
But you know what, I have seen cargo shorts back
in some of the stores.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
These are old. Okay, yeah, holes in the pocket, it's
the same. There's my design. I put my keys and
they fall to the ground. Scotty, We love you, Scotty.
Thanks you miserable Scotty. All right, well, let's get into
the horse goats with producer Sam. Who are you doing
them with.

Speaker 14 (11:26):
Them with Froggy this morning?

Speaker 7 (11:27):
You're not gonna do it with hammer toe No, no, no.

Speaker 14 (11:29):
Ham for me either?

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Can we play something?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
All right?

Speaker 7 (11:39):
You're doing them with Froggy? Yes, all right, Proggy, you're
up all right?

Speaker 15 (11:43):
If you celebrated birthday today, you celebrate with Lori Metcalf
and John Choe. Capricorn, you're acting out of the ordinary.
Watch out, as you may catch others off guard.

Speaker 17 (11:52):
Your days a six Aquarius, quit the nice act, speaking
absolutes to get what you want.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Your days of seven.

Speaker 15 (11:58):
Pisces, be sure to reach ts, read into nature to
feed your soul.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Your day's at.

Speaker 17 (12:02):
Eight, Hey, Aries, don't be scared of the unknown. Allow
this to be your sign to go do something new.

Speaker 15 (12:07):
Your day's eight Taurus, quit talking about what you want
to do and set a course to finally do it.

Speaker 17 (12:12):
Your days of six Gemini, set firm boundaries and others
will respect your limits.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Your days of seven.

Speaker 15 (12:18):
Cancer and unfortunate set of circumstances could have you starting
from scratch.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Buckle up and get ready to work.

Speaker 17 (12:23):
Your day's of five, Hey, Leo, know that your passion
for a subject is palpable and others want to learn
right along with you.

Speaker 14 (12:29):
Your day's of nine.

Speaker 15 (12:31):
Virgo, your bravery could inspire others to recognize their own
inner superhero.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Your days inn eight.

Speaker 17 (12:36):
Libra, your kindness will always be your superpower, so use
this to your advantage.

Speaker 14 (12:40):
Your days of nine.

Speaker 15 (12:42):
Scorpio, wonderlust is on the brain. Set fun travel plans
so you have something to look forward to. Your day's
a ten.

Speaker 17 (12:48):
And finally, Sagittarius, a smile can go a long way
in calling a truth with a truce with a potential enemy.
Your days of nine and those are your Friday morning
horoscopes Hematotal, Hey.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Touchdowns, All right, I'm sorry about that we.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
Can write a whole song about it.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
We love you, Scotty. Don't don't let us make fun
of you like that. I mean I should get them fixed. No, no,
never ever change anything about you. You are perfect.

Speaker 8 (13:24):
As you can walk and they feel okay, you're good.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
It don't hurt Danielle, what are you coming up there?

Speaker 9 (13:29):
So?

Speaker 8 (13:29):
Last night can't cancel Pride? We're going to talk a
little bit about that and more ideas for who should
replace Patsy Jack on Wheel Fortune.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
Are you going to watch a black Mirror this weekend?

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes definitely.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Also, I hear that that Tom Holland series is incredible.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's called Tom Holland, the one where
he had he had to take a year off.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Oh yes, yes, yes, that's yeah. He's already eight months
into his year off.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
The Crowded Room, The Crowded Room, I hear it's it's intense.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Where you out on the list. If you've seen is
it the Crowded Room? If you've seen it, please leave
me text us at fifty five one hundred. We need
your reviews.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Alice in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
This is Elvis da Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Hey, Susie. Hello, welcome to the weekend.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I was talking about that new Tom Holland show called
The Crowded Room, and you saw it. You've seen it now.
It's it's getting like so so reviews online. But what
do you think? Is it something we should start this weekend?

Speaker 11 (14:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
I started watching it a couple of nights ago. I
think I'm up to episode four. I really like it.
I mean, I think the characters are great. It has
a nice twist.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
To it, and apparently it sucks you in.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
It's not what I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
It sucks you in at the very beginning. Yeah, apparently.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I heard from a friend of mine who's watching it.
He says he gets uncomfortable. It's kind of wears him
out a little bit. Is that true?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Well, because like, the characters are very odd, they're strange,
except for what is it Amanda Sea first, who's the
uh you know, trying to probe into his brain? Like
why he did what he did?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Don't don't give too much, don't give too much away.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
But no, no, no, I'm not gonna I wonder.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
Because it's so deep. This is why he needed he
said he needed to take a break.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, he said he needed to take a break as
an actor because it just wore him out.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Yeah, because he produced it too.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I agree, because it is I mean, just his character alone,
like what you know he goes through and what she
makes him go through.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, all right, we got to figure this out. I'm
gonna start because of you, Susie. I'm gonna start watching
The Crowdit Room this weekend.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Okay, wait, but there's another one on Apple TV.

Speaker 11 (15:52):
You have to watch what.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Drops of God?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Drops of God? Haven't even heard of that?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
What about wine?

Speaker 8 (16:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Who inherits her father's wine bottles? He puts her in competition,
but it's Japanese, English and French.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh my god, Drops of God. All right, we're looking
at it. Hey, Susie, you're our official Apple plus TV correspondent.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I think Apple TV has a lot of good shows on.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm wait, are you standing on the side of the road.
I keep hearing I keep hearing cars.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
No, I told, I told Diamond. I get up in
the morning and I go walking and I'm listening to
you guys for the five miles that I walk her
more God.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Good for us. It is great to have you here?
All right, we gotta run, Susie. You'd be careful don't
get hit by a car.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
All right, Thank you guys, have a nice.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Day you too.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Did you guys see we're watching this video? Have you
seen the video of this freaky guy and I think Mouline,
Illinois or something something walking around the neighborhood throwing rocks
at people's windows. And this other guy comes out of
no in the golf cart and just runs him over
and pins him down under the golf cart.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
He doesn't move the cart to let the he's on top.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Well, the guy driving the cart weighs more than the cart.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yeah, I think it was less when the guy got
out of the cart.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Good God.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Ahl is walking around throwing boulders at people's homes and
no one's stopping him.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Right, he got what he deserves. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (17:23):
When you watch the video, you see when he's throwing rocks,
he just repeatedly picks up boulders.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Throws them through windows.

Speaker 15 (17:29):
And there's other guys that are like, wait a second,
just stay back, like they know he's crazy, until one
dude just moves him.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
You know what they sound to the rock, It's true.
You know plays stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ye, idiot,
Come around and find out? Yes, around, find out, Daniel.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
You ready to roll?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
What?

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Why is someone calling him?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Do they know you do a show someone's face?

Speaker 8 (18:00):
TI, oh take it?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
Don't answer no, no, I can, and.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Then give them your social security.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Yes, okay, this happened the other night.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I don't you hate it when you when you uh
pocket dial someone?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Right?

Speaker 7 (18:14):
I pocket dialed someone I dated fifteen years ago? WHOA
and so?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
And then of course I immediately hung up. But you
know they saw that I called. Yes, if I'm stealing
their phone, but I don't want him to think that
I was thinking of them and I called them so exactly,
I've got to go through my my my phone and
delete all these people. Yeah, that I I really should
be pocket Dony. How many people do you have in

(18:42):
your phone? You have no idea who they are?

Speaker 5 (18:43):
All the men?

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Right? You meet people, gandhi, Daniel, you meet them and
you put them in there. You're like, not good.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (18:50):
I did the same thing to my ex probably a
month ago. I realized that I called him, and then
I wanted to call back and be like I didn't
call you just so you know. But then I'm like,
that's even site more soco, So I'm not really sure.
I just got to take the l on this one.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Yeah, I gotta go clean my phone out. Yeah was
that said Danielle?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Well?

Speaker 8 (19:07):
Last Nights can't cancel. Pride twenty twenty three The Future
Starts Now went down and it was amazing at so
many cool people, hosted by Jojo Siwa and Brandy Carlisle
was given a special honor for her work with the
Looking Out Foundation and our boy Adam Lambert, who I
think is going to be with us, soon took the stage.
Here's what he sounded like.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
He'd I love him.

Speaker 7 (19:41):
Now, when'd you give it in next week?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Adam Lambert coming in.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Hey, okay, wait, so you know Pat say Jack will
be retiring from Wheel of Fortune. A lot of names
have been thrown around. Ryan Seacrest would be Goldberg well
NBA analyst for ESPN. Stephen A. Smith expressed some interest
yesterday on his bucket of step being in the doing.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Why not you never know yell the whole time?

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Yeah, Vana White might get promoted. They're saying there's also
talk that Pat Sajack's daughter Maggie could be doing the
hosting duties and step into his position, So we'll see
what happens. FORES magazine is saying that Taylor Swift is
worth about seven hundred and fifty million dollars, and they're
saying that Scooter Braun actually made more money than that

(20:26):
on her music by simply buying and reselling her master recordings.
That is insane. The Weekend's TV debut, we all know
that it didn't go as well as he had hope
to the Idol, Little Rocky start for that one. It
has not been canceled. I know there's a rumor going
around that it was canceled. Has not been canceled. And

(20:47):
I don't know if you saw the uncomfortable ten minute
sex scene, but the Weekend, how to you know, tell
everybody that you know that was satire, guys, set time.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I think of what happened, all the people that were involved,
all the money that was invested in this shit, and
it just craped the bed. And like they're saying, one
little five second scene.

Speaker 8 (21:04):
Let's hope it gets better. Maybe it'll get better. Rossie O'donnald,
can you believe this She was originally offered Kathy Najimi's
role in hocus Pocus, and she says she turned it
down because she didn't want to play the fat, mean
witch who eats and kills kids. She says, I just
couldn't do it. But Kathy Najimie plays it in such
a lovable way that you don't hate her for eating
the children.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
No, you actually love her.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
You encourage her to eat.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
So the flashes in your theaters this weekend and they
are saying amazing things about this movie. Preview screenings last
night brought in nine million dollars, which means it could
get its eighty million dollar debut, which is what they're hoping.
So that is out. You also have Elemental from Disney
that's in your theaters. There's a lot on television, Disney
Plus or on your streaming. Disney Plus gives you stan Leel,

(21:52):
the Marvel documentary about him. Netflix gives you Extraction two.
You have Homicide for the Holidays on Oxygen.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Gosh, that sounds fine.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
July fourth Holiday w W Friday Nights backdown, Real Housewives
of Orange County and don't forget the Crowded Room from
Tom Holland on Apple TV, and that's my Dane.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Hey, it's Nate. Have something to play, like a fun
game or something. You know, it's been a while since
we argued, like a whole three minutes.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
It's about three minutes since we've argued.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
How about a little family feud? Yeah, all right, all right,
little family feud on the.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
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Speaker 3 (22:57):
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Speaker 7 (23:11):
So I got a call from a friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
He says, you know, I'll invite you out all the time, Elvis,
you never come out, You never do anything. You never
go to dinner with me, you never go to shows.
And I, okay, why do you have coming up? Going
to a friend's birthday party? She would love to meet you.
She's a big fan of the show. She loves everyone.
Can you come? I said, well, when let me see?
He said, the only thing about this, there's two things
about this party. You got you gotta get dressed, oh god,

(23:34):
you know me. And the second thing is you're not
allowed to take photos at the party.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
And I went, okay, I'm whatever, whose party is this?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Well, you don't know, but I'm like, okay, no reason
to take phone photos. And he said, and there is
a chance they will have you check your phone as
you walk in. No, okay, let's talk about that very quick.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
No from Gandhi.

Speaker 13 (24:02):
I don't mind saying, okay, I will not take photos.
But I feel like they're treating you like a child
by making you leave your phone. What if there's an
emergency you need to make a phone call. There's plenty
of other stuff that happens with your phone that you
don't need or that you would need, versus taking photos.
But when people snatch it from you, like, yeah, you're
putting it in a bag, like.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Grow up, you're snatching my phone like you're snatching a
wig off a drag quaint exactly.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Do not do that to me? And I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I didn't think about the emergency thing because I rarely
have emergencies because people don't call me.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
I'm never so much emergency call. But anyway, I just no,
and it kind of hit me wrong. I'm like, you know,
God bless.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Them, and who did like to me? They think they're
like God's gift when they do that. It's like, I
get it. If you go into a movie theater and
it's like, you know, a movie that you're not supposed
to they put it in the whatever. I get that,
But this is a person's party, Like how special is
this person? They think they're special?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's what I asked. I said, does this person think
they're a celebrity or something?

Speaker 7 (25:00):
They're not?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Nothing I know of. There's obviously something going on. They
don't want things to getting out. I mean, well, I'm
going to say no today. I'm going to respectfully say no.

Speaker 13 (25:09):
I went to one of those not too long ago,
and it was a networking event, so everybody locked up
their phones because they want you to mix and mingle
and talk. But then when it came to the actual
networking part where you're like, oh, we should work together,
we should do something in the future.

Speaker 14 (25:22):
How do we exchange information?

Speaker 13 (25:24):
People were writing things down on pieces of paper that
you know got lost immediately.

Speaker 16 (25:28):
Well, in the old.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Days, that's how we had to do it. I will
tell you.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
At gay bars, the had this thing called the trick cards.
There were little little glasses on the bar with these
little look like the size of business cards with lines
on them in little pencils, you know, like the the
miniature golf pencils. You'd write down your name in the
phone or you give it to them. We didn't have
phones back then. That's how this is, you know, being

(25:51):
gay in the Stone Age. Stone Age Gays my new band.
But anyway, yeah, but yeah, people ask me why are
you so? Like, why do you stay home? Why do
you not go out? Why do you not hang out
with people? Because of this stuff? I don't like, do
you want to go somewhere out and have fun but
you have rules?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
No? Right?

Speaker 14 (26:12):
I think it's the rule thing that really rubs me.
The wrong way.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
It's true, Stid.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I'm with you.

Speaker 18 (26:16):
What's scary And if you have a party and there's
sensitive information and things you don't want people to photograph,
don't have a party.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Well there's that.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Yeah, I agree with your scared.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
So I'm guessing I'm trying to guess why this person
doesn't want people to take pictures. Obviously they don't want
people that they didn't invite to see.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Maybe that's it. Maybe I mean, I'm guessing, oh yeah, maybe.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
They don't want them to get pissed. That's not my
fault that you didn't invite everybody.

Speaker 14 (26:42):
Is it wrong that I always think it's hookers and blow?
That's what you don't want to It could.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Be hookers and blow. Then don't have hookers, don't have blow,
or just have one.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Or the other.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
We don't have anyone blow the hookers.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
What let me think that went through? I think you
know what she means, thank you frog. I don't think
she knows what she means. She does anyway, moving on,
so I'm not going to go. I'm not going to
go to that party. I'm going to respectfully decline today. Yes,
let's take the other side. Maybe they just want you
to enjoy the party, and like.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
No, you mean by the party and still not take
your phone out.

Speaker 13 (27:20):
It's just like, why do you have to impose a
rule and take my phone from me. I'll leave it
in my pocket if you say, hey, we want you
to enjoy it, have a good time.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Cool, it's no probing nature though.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
People reach for their phones all the time.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, but so much. Just text it and maybe it's
a sex party. Believe me, look at me. No one's
gonna a sex party.

Speaker 14 (27:39):
Get out of here, never know.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
God, You're a laurel of food.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Thank you. I'm not gonna go. Hey, we got to
do this family feud thing because I feel like fighting,
all right?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, why do we have this need to pick on
each other and pull each other's ponytails or whatever we do?

Speaker 7 (27:56):
That's a family tale.

Speaker 14 (27:57):
That's my love language.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's a nice little test. I've got an idea in
my head of how to play this test for the room. Okay,
we'll get into that thing. We'll get into that thing. Also,
we have a thousand dollars free money phones. What a
great week of phone taps with Hello Fresh giving away
a thousand dollars every day.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
And as I mentioned before, our special guest in the
Mercedes Ben's interview lounges today. No, even though I will
tell you our time with Laura Morano yesterday was fabulous.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Her concert last night was great.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh, Danielle, you haven't talked about Charlie Pooth last night
at Radio City Music Hall.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
He was amazing, absolutely amazing. He's just so great. And
in between songs he would explain how he came up
with the song and play certain sounds, and he would
sing some of the songs that inspired his songs, and
of course he had everybody in the audience singing. It
was totally sold out. It was He's just freaking fantastic,
he really is.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
And knowing Charlie was he naked by the end of
the show.

Speaker 8 (28:54):
So he started out fully clothed and then at the
end he had on a sparkly vest with no shirt
underneath sparkle vests. Such a Charlie.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
He's so Charlie issues.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
I posted some stuff on my Instagram stories.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
So we had a great time.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
Yeah, it was so much fun.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
And also seeing a concert at Radio City Musical is
a treat.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
Radio City is just it's epic it's it's it's nostalgia,
it's it's it's so many things. When you walk through
those doors, you get these all these feelings, and it's
just so cool.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's and all the ghosts. It's full of ghosts.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
I know.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
I'd love to go on like the backstage tour and
see you can.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Yeah, we know people.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
All right, all right, let's play the feud. If you're
in the mood to hear a family bickering and fighting
and picking on each other, well you're gonna hear that next.

Speaker 14 (29:35):
It's such a great way to start your day, day.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
Day day.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Welcome to the show, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, he's a big deal. Elvis Dan in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
Sterran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I don't know what you just heard, but here in
New York, come Z one hundred. We just played waffle House.
Jonahs Brothers. Yeah, we gotta play Summer Baby. People are
asking for it. Okay, I'm gonna into that Jonas Brothers
album again this weekend. It is it's great. I'm in
so much pain hour.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Why happen?

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Because we did the leg things yesterday, the.

Speaker 14 (30:10):
Gym, the leg press.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, that thing nice. Good for you it's either pulled
a muscle or my kidney is just giving up. It's like, right,
here's where the kidney is there.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
I'm gonna go with the kidney giving it.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
It's like right in here. Well that's I don't want
to say what that is. Well it's a kidney.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Well they grabbing a little handily part the handle.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
I know there's a handle there.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
You a whole.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
The handle doesn't hurt, but it's inside, it's below, it's
beneath the handle. I think you call it a handily part,
just that side.

Speaker 13 (30:46):
This is interesting because I'm not sure the squat press
is supposed to hurt that part of.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
You know, it wasn't a squat press. It was like press, yes,
the leg press like this sort of. But it's the
hydraulic one.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
What are you what the guy office.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Put your ankles in the stirrups.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, it's like you're in the Was that the one?

Speaker 16 (31:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, no, no, it's it's it's a hydraulic when yeah, but
you do push that way?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Was it the smith machine?

Speaker 7 (31:11):
I don't know who invented it.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
And it's a piece of equipment whatever. It's got the
hydraulic things you push it you go. Oh, I was
doing like three hundred and something pounds.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Was it for you?

Speaker 7 (31:22):
Good for you?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Bad for me.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
That's the whole point.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
Maybe you overdid it.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
He pushed me yesterday. I don't like being pushed.

Speaker 14 (31:30):
Seriously, Wait, how do you want to work.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Out nice and smooth?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Okay, where is it?

Speaker 7 (31:38):
Andrew?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Andrew? Come here? I was talking about you know, Andrew,
our ops manager. For some reason, I had to like
squeeze his leg yesterday. It was as hard as a rock.

Speaker 14 (31:51):
Andrew is freakishly strong.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Bring your leg and not in a sexual way. I
want to touch your Legay, okay.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You got these hard legs. Oh my god, I feel
that right there? Feel that we got pretty.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
So, I said, oh my god, his legs are so hard.
You're scary. How did that happen?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Is not the hardest legs in the room?

Speaker 7 (32:13):
By fall?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
You let me feel that. Feel that man down there?

Speaker 8 (32:17):
What are you feeling?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
No? No, that's spongy, that's hard. Man to touch his legs.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Don't touch his legs? Scary? Oh my god, I feel
his cat Feel what heart really is? That's what heart is.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'll do a cap measure a jiggle.

Speaker 15 (32:32):
Youry trying to convince you what heart is is ironic.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Kind of a weird ratings ploy, isn't it.

Speaker 13 (32:39):
Andrew walks around all over the city with a giant
basically carry on on his back all day long.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I don't know if you guys have seen its, like
thirty pounds. How about how heavy is that carry on
thing you're carrying on the city? Thirty pounds?

Speaker 7 (32:51):
Okay, so it's insane. Do you stop?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Everyone's like when you're at doing not walks out and
you just kind of do deep knee bends and things
like that. Don't doude jogging pa.

Speaker 19 (33:00):
I don't intentionally do it, but it's just kind of
like when I'm relaxing, I'm kind of like got to
stretch a little bit, and who knows, maybe that adds
some looks like a nice little squad.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Obviously you're doing leg exercises. How long have you been working
out those legs?

Speaker 19 (33:11):
I think it's from running, to be honest, Even before
I started lifting, running made my legs like solid.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, I'll do it.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
But yeah, I'm like, what the hell?

Speaker 8 (33:20):
I feel like I've been guilted into working out because
because I come in here every day and this one.
This one's at the gym. Dow one's at the gym.
Josh is taking his shirt off. I'm like, dude, yesterday
I started to work out, and I'm like, this crap
is terrible.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Oh it's awful.

Speaker 14 (33:37):
It is horful.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I've been working out how many I don't I feel stronger,
but I don't look it.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
And I'll only work out so I can eat More's.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Said the same thing. That's my theory.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I'm working well, I got the thing yesterday. Well, now
we have to start working on what's in your refrigerator.
I'm like, no, back off a terror, all right, hard legs,
get out of here, all right.

Speaker 13 (33:58):
And don't forget Remember the one day we all try
to tackle him Elvis. It was you, Josh, me, I
think Diamond. Four of us try to knock Andrew over.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
We couldn't bring him down. Yeah, couldn't bring him down.

Speaker 14 (34:07):
Something weird about him.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
It's a lot weird about him. That's nice, all right,
you think this is bad. I was picking on each other.
It's time for the few.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Welcome to the few.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
And here's your awful host, Nate. Thanks Duran, you really
are a bad host. I know I am, but that's
why you love me. All right, let's mix it up
a little bit today. Let's get hard Legs back in here.
Hey heard Legs, Hey, hard Legs. We'll get the people
Andrew hard Legs. We'll do the cream of the crop
versus the B team today. All right?

Speaker 7 (34:39):
Oh wait, now, so you're gonna decide who the B team?
I already have. So come on, hard Legs?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Are you Legs?

Speaker 7 (34:45):
Are you saying that Andrew hard Legs is the B team?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
He's a B teamer?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Uh, don't be laughing there, d coop, you're on the
B team today?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Let him go.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
I don't think I like how.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
You're very nice, it's it's I see it lovingly.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
All right.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
They're the people that actually do the work here. And Sam,
I know you're very busy back there, but drag your acid.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Okay, so you were saying that they are the beat team,
but the B team does all.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
The work, right Andrew hard likes.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Sure, that's very good to put it. Thanks, And who's
who's creaming cream of the cop crop?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
The cream the creamiest?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Look at that scary?

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Scary? Does spin on me when you talk scary? Please
don't spin on me?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
An that clean up all right, giggling Gandhi, you're part
of the cream, Danielle Monaro. You're You're in the cream
and the creamiest of the creamy and a little moist
right now, Elvis Durant, Oh, I don't please, I don't
want to be cream today. You have to be You're
the cream of the What about?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
What are we?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
You are unwilling participants and can shout out there? So
you're like on creamy be team people? Okay, yeah, can
I just give mine up for Froggy?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You can't.

Speaker 15 (35:58):
No, no, no, no, no no, you have to do that,
you know, but Froggy you can feel free to insult
his answers as he gives them.

Speaker 14 (36:03):
Oh so they're like the peanut gallery.

Speaker 15 (36:05):
Yeah, oh god, you're really all of a sudden wants
to be on.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Text me some answers.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I mean you're being really mean and real mean, I'm
trying to change things up, duran Okay.

Speaker 13 (36:18):
You call them the B team, and then you insinuated
that we don't do any work, you jerk.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Okay, here we go, here we do the game, all right, jeez?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Top four answers on the board, Nick, who's moving their microphone?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Just just please move.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Name an occasion for which you might wear your lucky underwear. Oh, Andrew,
captain of the B team, Name and occasion for which
you might wear your lucky underwear? Top four answers on
the board? A date?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
A date, hot date? Yes, that's the very good. Where's
the bell? Where's the bell?

Speaker 16 (36:56):
Now?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
All right? Do you want to play or do you
want to pass? Top four answers? You got the top one.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Uh, let's play? Why the B team play?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Four?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Here we go? All right, d coop, let's go, Name
an occasion for which you might wear your lucky undies.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
If your team is in the super Bowl, let's go.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh, that will never happen for you because would never
be there.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Let's look at the port. It's all there.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Okay, you know what. I'm trying to move him along.
You feel like I'm walking in quick sand. Give the
B team a moment to shine. Here we go, okay,
all right, okay, Sam. Two answers left. Name an occasion
for which you might wear you're.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Lucky to wear?

Speaker 14 (37:39):
How about a job interview?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's the tens for better than us? Andrew back to you.
One answer left. Name an occasion for which you might
wear your lucky undies. Hmm.

Speaker 19 (37:56):
I know I'm going to be wrong, but I'm just
gonna say it anyway. Your wedding, wedding, it's not a
lucky day for some people. Sorry, that's not all.

Speaker 8 (38:04):
You're gonna get some no matter what on that day.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
We have one response left, diamond.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
Okay, yeah, am I really? I really don't know. I'm
gonna say because it's Friday, yay, I'm gonna say to
play the lottery, your gamble trying to win money here.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
Lucky underwear for gambling.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, you should have been wearing your underwear when we
played blackjack, Andrew, because that's on the point. All right,
all right, well this is boring. Sorry, all right, Well
it's the chance for the cream of the crop. Hear, Okay,
top of the top, cream of the crop. Here we go,

(38:56):
Elvis Duran. The good news is that your spouse is
an animal in bed. The bad news is that the
animals are what what what's an animal with no throat?
The bad news a skunk Skunk's play cream team.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
Yeah, well no, don't they get the chance to steal
because we have the novel.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
That's the number four response, So yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Shut up, Danielle Coop, They never would have known, d Coop.
Good news is that your spouse is an animal in bed.
The bad news bad news is the animals.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
A what snake?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
A snake?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
That's a good one.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
Sorry, not I would have said that someone. Do you
want to play or do you want to pass there?
Do we want to play?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Okay? Danielle Monaro.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Good news is your spouse is an animal in bed.
The bad news the animals are what turtle?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Turtle? I don't know how that would work. Now, that's
not all.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
That's pretty good thing, sometimes not so much.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yes, a rabbit a rabbit?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
No?

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Not, I told you should pass.

Speaker 14 (40:14):
On a dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Once you hear him, you'll know you got one buzz left? Duran,
Is it my turn again?

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Yea god.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Good news is that your spouse is an animal in bed.
The bad news is the animals a what a sperm whale?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
That might be a good thing. No, that's not a buzz?
Is okb team your chance to steal?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Need a communal response?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Could you talk?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
You can talk. The news is your spouse is an
animal in bed. The bad news the animals what I'm.

Speaker 17 (40:48):
Thinking either like maybe a sloth or a goldfish. They
can't concentrate.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, I think sloth, sloth, sloth, sloploth your guy, You
guys are going with sloth wrong.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
We want my sitting here.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
The responses you didn't get a porcupine, hippo, a fish,
and the number one response.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
A pig.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
Tie We tied.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Enough?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Another one not really okay, we don't have to al right, okay,
one more one okay, right the time? All right, b
team back to you, okay, Sam, Name a good way
to chill after a tense work day. Top five responses
on the board. Get a cocktail, cocktail, show me cocktail?

Speaker 11 (41:48):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
The number one response do you want to play.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Or do you want to pass play?

Speaker 14 (41:52):
I just want to play.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Let's bye.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Okay, Andrew, name a good way to chill out after
a tense work day? Pretty much any day here.

Speaker 19 (41:59):
Well, I didn't get any of these lakes for a reason. Workout,
show me exercise.

Speaker 14 (42:06):
You think, why did they get.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
The easier category?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
This is keep going, keep going, here we go. Name
a good way to chill after a tense workday.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
Diamond, I would say, smoke a little weed, come on popping, no.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Very very straightedge audience.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I would do that.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Back to you, Sam, name a good way to chill
after a tense work day.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
One buzz on the board.

Speaker 17 (42:29):
My ass has taking a nap.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
No not, that's all our answers.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
Okay, Andrew, back to you.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
One buzz left.

Speaker 19 (42:40):
I'm gonna say, get massage, massage, massage, no massas.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Two buzzers that okay?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Time for there?

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Ha yeah, master master or just watching TV?

Speaker 8 (43:00):
Yeah, well we've got three on the board.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Go for a walk for a walker or master ba
or both at the same time. Go to jail is
that one? Or go to jail.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
That's how it relates after a hard day work.

Speaker 13 (43:21):
I go to jail, I say, we go because is
a form of it by yourself?

Speaker 7 (43:27):
Okay, so sexual activity?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Sexual activity? That is it? That is your response?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, show me that jail station. This is why if
they calls the cream of the crop.

Speaker 17 (43:41):
Baby, I'm done working for the day.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Watch the show, birn you are missing read and watch TV.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Yeah that's a good TV. I do that all the time.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
You think I would think of it.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
No, no, not at all. And there you go, the feud,
the cream of the crop in them. I'm going to
go back to my hole now.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Okay, there's another.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Way to relax. Well, thank you for playing the few.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
We have a thousand dollars free money phone tap on
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Speaker 2 (44:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 13 (44:20):
All right, guys, it looks like this could actually become
a thing. More than six in ten US employers like
the four day work week.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (44:30):
Resume Builder pulled nearly one thousand employers and found that
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forty one percent said they plan to implement it.

Speaker 14 (44:38):
At least on a trial basis.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
If the four day work week ever becomes standard, it
would be the biggest change to the nation's work schedule
since nineteen twenty six, when Henry Ford adopted the five
day work week.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
See, we can't choose that here, right, because we have
to do a five day work week because some of
our listeners will take off Monday, so we'll take off Friday.

Speaker 7 (44:57):
Right, We have to be here all for all of them.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
Feel like we could work on it. You know, this
is already happening also in Davy, Florida. Municipal workers just
got the word that they're going to be able to
work just four days a week, but those four days
will be a little bit longer. They're going to have
ten hour workdays, but only four days.

Speaker 8 (45:14):
And as they did at my mom's old job, they
did longer days, but Friday's.

Speaker 14 (45:17):
Off awes okay.

Speaker 13 (45:20):
The US Department of Agriculture has announced that they are
going to raise the bar on requirements for meat producers
to claim that their animals were grass fed and free range.
Those terms have been voluntary marketing claims that weren't checked
for accuracy by the government, but now they're going to
have to be approved by the Food Safety and Inspection
Service before they can actually be used on labels.

Speaker 14 (45:40):
The Secretary of Agriculture.

Speaker 13 (45:42):
Says consumers should be able to trust what they see
on products with a USDA mark of inspection. So a
lot of people have just been claiming these things and
they're not true. Now it will be true, hopefully, and finally,
everybody get ready to cringe. A kidney stone the size
of a grapefruit was removed from a patient recently.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
Do you see the picture was crazy?

Speaker 14 (46:03):
I can't even imagine.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
How do you know it's there?

Speaker 14 (46:06):
Well, I think they did know what was there. It's
just a matter of how do I get this out
of me?

Speaker 7 (46:10):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (46:10):
Doctors so that the stone was over five inches long
and weighed nearly two pounds. Guinness World Records confirmed the
kidney stone is the largest and heaviest ever extracted through surgery.

Speaker 14 (46:21):
Ill sounds like a lot of pain. And those are
your three.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
Things, Thank you, Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
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Danielle, Danielle, it's all.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
You Elvis, Elvis, d Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
Do you believe it's Danielle?

Speaker 8 (49:40):
It is so. Nicole thinks it's gross that her friend
Kimberly never wears underwear to the gym, so she teases
her about it all the time. So she thought this
would be a great opportunity. You know, phone tapper, you're
a fellow Jim goer and you wanted to wear underwear.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
One should be wearing underwear.

Speaker 8 (49:56):
Yeah, discussed.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
Let's listen to Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
Hello, Hi, Kimberly, this is Teresa. I go to Glive
gym with you. Oh hi, Hi, Yeah, Hi. I just
wanted to let you know that we're a little bit
tired of seeing all of your private parts in the gym.

Speaker 20 (50:13):
Okay, I don't what are you talking about.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
I'm talking about the fact that one, you don't wear underwear.
So when we're in the step class and you're stepping
up onto these equipment, we can see right up your shorts.

Speaker 20 (50:24):
Okay, yeah, well, don't look, baby.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I guess I know.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
When the instructor says spread them and we're doing stretching exercises, yeah,
it's time to put some underwear on. We don't need
to see that. We're trying to concentrate on our fitness.
And I don't know what the hell you're doing over
there on your mat, but it ain't exercise, that's for
damn sure.

Speaker 20 (50:41):
You know what. You need to stop looking and get
a life, okay, because that's absolutely ridiculous. There's no way
that it's out there for everybody to see all the time.

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Oh yes, it is just wear underwear. They sell them.
I can buy you fruit of gold.

Speaker 20 (50:53):
Bring it.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
And by the way, maintenance is a good word.

Speaker 20 (50:55):
Do you want to see it? Do you want to
see it? Because apparently you do, otherwise you wouldn't just
keep talking about it. You're insane. I'm insane, absolutely insane.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
I'm insane. You are showing your everybody and I'm insane.

Speaker 20 (51:08):
I'm not showing my to everybody. Apparently you're coming to
Cross just to see it.

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Why can't you just say, no problem to resolve, put
on some underwear.

Speaker 20 (51:16):
Why can't you just say that I'm never gonna do
anything that you want me to do, because basically, I
think you're a bitch. I need to my ear own business.
And boss, you're the one looking at it. You're looking
okay over it.

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I'm not looking when something's right smacking your face. It's
not your faone looking.

Speaker 20 (51:33):
After your face. I'm sorry. Were you fating me while
you were doing aerobics keeping your head down on my cross?

Speaker 8 (51:38):
There's a mirror right in front of us.

Speaker 14 (51:40):
We all look in the mirror.

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There it is.

Speaker 20 (51:42):
This is a not a came for you to call
and harass me.

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I'm not harassing you. I'm doing I'm doing.

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You a ser You need to shut up and listening
to me for a few seconds.

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You flapping your mouth like you're flapping your listen.

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So much for calling me in all your concern about
my and I think you're a bit yourself.

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So you guys are supposed to meet for lunch today right, Yeah, okay,
So you're gonna call her and you're just gonna say, hey,
where do you want to meet for lunch? Hopefully she'll
tell you what just happening?

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Well, say it's me. You will not believe the phone call.
I just had, well chone call.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
What happened?

Speaker 20 (52:20):
Some crazy old lady from the gym apparently got my
number and called me to tell me that she has
been watching my every aerobics cross the entire time. Put
onto your underwear?

Speaker 8 (52:37):
That simple.

Speaker 20 (52:38):
It's not that simple. I'm not sitting on underwear for
some stupid old lady who think she's looking at me.

Speaker 17 (52:45):
All.

Speaker 20 (52:45):
This is such a bull.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Actually it is.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
Actually it is both.

Speaker 20 (52:50):
Who is who's on the phone.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Hey, it's me, It's Teresa Nicole.

Speaker 20 (52:55):
Are you with me?

Speaker 8 (52:56):
Yep, she is. This is actually Danielle Minarroll for Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
And she just won't.

Speaker 20 (53:02):
I'm gonna do you.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
You don't have to just the way of telling you
you should really wear underwear to the gym.

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You're not gonna wear underwear. I'm gonna not wear underwear
already for the rest of my life.

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What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Well?

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I was actually going to go to the lake.

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That the weather is going to be trapped.

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So you know, I'm probably gonna stay home and do
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All right, Danielle, up next, what do you have coming up?

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We are going to talk about Harry Styles helping with
a gender reveal and don't Cat's got a new one out.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Thank you, Elvis. I was a total lunatic, Danielle, shut up,
keep on moving, Gandhi, we should do a talent.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Show, Froggy, are you talk to me later?

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Speaker 7 (55:25):
You know it's Friday.

Speaker 6 (55:27):

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Good morning, my friends and the cools.

Speaker 8 (55:31):
I'll have of the weekend weeks.

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Let's celebrate today weekend.

Speaker 12 (55:42):
I've been dancing around getting ready, making a mess of
my face, but I'm having a blessed.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I don't know if you got the memo, but it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (55:50):

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
All right, So, Danielle, you're a mom. Yeah, how old
are your sons?

Speaker 8 (55:59):
Seventeen actually almost eighteen old? My god, watch and fourteen?

Speaker 7 (56:03):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
So do you know who Elizabeth Hurley is? She's the actor, right,
of course, she years ago dated what's his name? And
you grant right right now. She's been a lot of things.
So Elizabeth Hurley is doing a film where she has
an erotic scene with another actress and she's being directed

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by her twenty one year old son.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
Wow, wow, Wait a minute's.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
Okay, So let me ask you a question.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Would you be okay if Spencer directed you in an
erotic scene with another woman?

Speaker 15 (56:41):
No, for Spencer, I'm going to use the Danielle word here.
This is skivots.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
Okay, very good, I get that, But what kind of
I mean?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I'm not saying that it's like there's a bad thing
going on this relationship, but they this mother and her
twenty one year old son have this relationship where he
wants to be a director. He wants to direct her
in this thing. It's an erotic scene and it's his mom.
So what are you feeling?

Speaker 8 (57:09):
So maybe because they're in that world and they're actor director,
blah blah blah, it's different. But I'm definitely not coming
at it like from that perspective. So in my head, no,
I'm not. I don't need my kids seeing me no.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
And telling it's fake.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
No, telling you how to do it?

Speaker 9 (57:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (57:29):
No, could you imagine noy?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Mom?

Speaker 8 (57:32):
Could you just move your boot to the left, hanging
the wrong way?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:38):
You could just kiss her on the lips?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Mom?

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Now what, I don't know, just just ask it.

Speaker 8 (57:44):
I would want to ground him after this.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Your ground him, go to your room. I can't, Mom,
I'm directing you in an erotic scene. It just seemed
a little odd to me. Then I started thinking, am
I being a little prudish?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 8 (57:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (58:00):
I just what Gandhi, I just on the flip side
of that.

Speaker 13 (58:04):
Could you imagine directing your dad and another guy in
a scene like that?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Gandhy, you need to do a short film with your
father having a homosexual love seat.

Speaker 13 (58:14):
Oh god, no, I can't even imagine my dad. My
dad still covers my eyes up if there's a sex scene.

Speaker 14 (58:20):
This is not the relationship that we have.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
I went to the cabaret on Broadway with my dad
like years ago.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
How that go?

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Oh my gosh. I wanted to crawl underneath We actually
had little tables that I wanted to crawl under the
table because I was in cabaret in college. But they
cleaned it up a lot.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
Yeah, just like it's a very racy Sorry dad, Elvis.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Could you see me directing Ellie?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Your dad?

Speaker 7 (58:43):
All right, Dad, Ellie, put your foot up on the stool.

Speaker 14 (58:50):
And look natural, right like I need you to thrust
with more passions.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Oh my god, if it parents, how to direct us?

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Moh my god.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Imagine Anthony Anthony Nate.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
Take off your shirt.

Speaker 8 (59:10):
Tony, you know Anthony, get the tarky and bring it in.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
Take off your socks.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Oh, I don't want my dad, God rest his soul
telling me to take off my socks for a love scene.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
I'm not even sure my mom would know what half
the things are like, even body parts.

Speaker 13 (59:28):
I wonder my parents still refer to things in terms
I'm not even sure what they mean. Like my dad
used the term heavy necking. I don't even know what
that is.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
That's like that make it out heavy necking? Necking? Yeah,
that's an old school term.

Speaker 8 (59:41):
Is he doing that with your mom?

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Heavy necking?

Speaker 14 (59:43):
Are you sick? What is wrong with.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Nate?

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Nate, You're in another world.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Try not to think about this, I really, I know
a lot of people probably are right now. I'm trying.

Speaker 7 (59:53):
I'm rich.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I just wanted to bring it up. I mean, this
is a working relationship between a mom and her twenty
one year old son. He's directing her in love scenes
with another woman? How about them Yankees? All right? Moving along? So,
as you know, here at the Elvis Drane Morning Show,
I love speaking of myself about myself in the third person.
But it is called the it's called Elvistrand in the
Morning Show'm looking at the logo. Yes, we have podcasts.

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We have serial killers, we have the Brooklyn Boys, we
have what.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Else do we have them? We need more?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Oh we have another one on the way. Oh my god,
we have a brand new podcast coming out. I can't
tell you. And it's someone who doesn't even work on
the show. Really yeah, but he's very talented and he's
he's just a really great fun guy.

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
We also have another one that starts, I believe next week.
It's called Thinking Out Loud Elvis Durant. We wanted, we
wanted to call it I'm contractually obligated to do this podcast.
We were gonna call it that because they're making me
do it. Yes, I signed with the dotted line. I

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have to do it or they won't pay me. So
anyway that I think that starts next week. Well, you know,
Andrew's in charge of the podcast.

Speaker 14 (01:01:05):
Andrew, come on exciting? Are you excited?

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Well yeah, but wait, aren't you doing one to Gandhi?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Yeah, okay, just making sure.

Speaker 14 (01:01:15):
Yeah, sauce on the side at some point.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Sauce on the side, Yeah, baby, Andrew, Hey, rock Legs.

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Yeah, we're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
We're talking about our podcast division.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
Oh yeah, a lot of new things in the pipeline.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I didn't tell them about the new podcast with someone
who doesn't even work on the show. Yeah, we're looking
outside it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
And I think telling Andrew, how many times have I said, Andrew,
I want to start mine. When can we get together?
And then I never do it? The Briton the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
You gotta do it. That's a brilliant podcast. But but
Sauce on the side with Gandhi, Yeah, that's gonna be.
That's gonna win all the awards coming soon, Yeah it will.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
When do we start that?

Speaker 14 (01:01:55):
I have no idea.

Speaker 19 (01:01:56):
Andrew hopefully next months. Well hopefully you're in charge. Yeah,
but you know, we gotta set time. You kind of
have a couple episodes thing. Just record a podcast and
throw it out.

Speaker 13 (01:02:08):
People are sticklers for all these rules. I would talk
about yours because I'm really really excited.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Okay, I wanted to start doing it a long time
ago and they're like, no, you can't do it. And
then then they finally said it's time to do your podcast.
I'm like, I don't want to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
Can you tell what it's about?

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
This is me and it's an interview. This is me interviewing,
but it's just me one on one with people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
We've already we have two in the can, right three
we have three with one recording next week. Yeah, I
got three in my can. We've got Kesha and who
are Morocca Taller Ferguson, Jesse Tyler Ferguson in another one
next week. Yep, you're gonna say who it is? You
can no, you say shoot, no, no, you go first.

(01:02:48):
I forgot who it is?

Speaker 8 (01:02:50):
Is it Adam Lambert?

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Maybe?

Speaker 14 (01:02:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (01:02:57):
He's awesome? You're gonna leave. I mean he's been up
there million times.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
What's that scary?

Speaker 18 (01:03:01):
We should create our own entire podcast network.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
What we did, that's what we're talking crazy? We did?
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
They just rolled his eyes and retired from radio. I'm
the one that's had two strokes. I think scary every
more scary. That's what this is.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
It's it's podcast network channel. Yes, that's what that's what
this is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Okay, oh my god, and you're a part of it.
Didn't even know it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I didn't know that. All right.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Oh there's a signing bonus.

Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
They maybe had not asked for your podcast and move over.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
You're you're pretty much signed up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
You just can't. You can't control that. It's nothing, it's
gonna change for You're good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
You're good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
So it's Brooklyn Boys, it's serial killers, it's thinking out loud,
it's sauce on the side. Ye uh, the the new
one we can't talk about yet from a guy who
doesn't work here. That one so top because because I'm
I'm not quite sure how we're gonna roll that out. Okay,
there's Rob Shooter and Garrett Celebrity bo oh my god,

(01:04:07):
do we get that one too on our new network?
That scary just formed such a great idea, Nate, you got, Nate,
you gotta do a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I will?

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
You know I should do one.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
What should it be about?

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
I want you to decide how my podcast how we
drive you to drink every day?

Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
And you know what, the Britt and the Bronx Danielle,
that's brilliant.

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
I know where we keep saying we're gonna start and
then we get so busy and sidetracked.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Diamond winning gonna do a podcast. We got to get
a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Out of you.

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Oh sure, let's do it.

Speaker 19 (01:04:34):
Okay, there you go. You're been talking about a potential
Housewives one with Diamond.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
I think Nate should do something with like how to
kill people? I mean, I really think the murder stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
So you are one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
You might as well just cash bank in baby, all right?
Thank you? It is the director of our podcast Networks.
Thank you, Andrew. Another title, Let's go your rock legs?

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
What's that?

Speaker 13 (01:05:03):
Gandhi Diamond actually sat in with me on the first
episode of my podcast and I thought it was great.

Speaker 14 (01:05:09):
So did you do that? When did we do that?

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Like three Christmases ago?

Speaker 14 (01:05:14):
Yeah, sometime pre pandemic.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Okay, this is not good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
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Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Yeah, they should have told us to say that.

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Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
I'm want to start with you, Danielle what's on your
mind today?

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
So you know, we were talking about this yesterday, how
we've been going to a lot of concerts, a lot
of shows, a lot of experiences. And I just want
to say that, I know we don't have a lot
of time in our lives, and time gets away from us.
But if you do get a moment to do something
in your own neighborhood, go to a show, go to
a concert, take a drive, do it. It's just it

(01:06:28):
just brings so much joy to your life, and it
opens you up to so many different things, and you
need to find time to celebrate those moments, make memories
with your family, make memories with your other half, and
just experience things, even things that are maybe you never
thought you would do in the first place. Go and
do it. It's so much fun.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Get out.

Speaker 8 (01:06:47):
I'm loving it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Yeah, scary, Get off the couch, go do something.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
I agreed. That's a very very good point.

Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
By the way, someone just came up with a nice
name for the Nate podcast, stroke of genius.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
There you go, Froggy. What's going on with you today?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Froggy?

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
Where's your podcast? Don't you have a golf podcast?

Speaker 12 (01:07:08):
I do?

Speaker 15 (01:07:09):
I have a golf podcast we called the Stripe Show Podcast,
and then Lisa and I keep talking about doing one.
We've already got a logo, we've got a name, we've
got everything. We just have to record the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Oh great, do it. Dad needs the cash. He Okay,
what's up?

Speaker 15 (01:07:24):
Does anybody else live with someone someone who makes lists
for them?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:07:28):
No, yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:07:31):
I came home yesterday there's this list on the counter.
I thought it was maybe a grocery list or a
packing list or something. No, no, no, no, it's a to
do list of things that I need to do around
the house that I've done. It's never been it's never
been talked to me about, and I've never been asked
to do these things, so there's no conversation. It's just
show up on a list. I have a list of
a crap I gotta get done. Doesn't it seem a

(01:07:53):
little passive aggressive to you?

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
It seems like there could be a better line of communication.

Speaker 14 (01:07:57):
Yeah, correct, Maybe kind of regular aggressive.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Yeah yeah. Maybe when you do a podcast with Lisa,
you'll get to know each other a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
I'm gonna take Lisa's side because it's Lisa. I don't
know what she's doing. It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Could burn her house down, you would take her side.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I think just waking up to a list of stuff
that you haven't discussed, I really think there needs to
be discussion.

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
But yeah, you should discuss it. Definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
There we finally sided with Froggy. Finally, Hey, produce your
sam what's up?

Speaker 17 (01:08:26):
I have to throw our wonderful ops manager under the
bus for something I think was not cool that he
did to me. We were going to dinner, me, him
and a friend of his, and my husband, William, and
they were running late, or I thought they were running late.
Andrews decided to tell me as the guy was walking
into the restaurant. Oh, by the way, I'll be there
in thirty minutes. My friend just showed up. Here are
a few fun facts about him. Have fun by He

(01:08:48):
left me on a blind date for like a half
hour with the guy I'd never met before. Oh, that
he knew was going to be late, but he didn't
want to tell me until the guy was walking into
the restaurant.

Speaker 14 (01:08:57):
Andrew, pooh, pooh, you've got to let someone know. I
literally said, am I at a blind date? And he
sends me a smiley face.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
Now I'm liking it.

Speaker 14 (01:09:06):
I believe the guy was really cool.

Speaker 17 (01:09:07):
I loved him, But I'm like, Andrew, you son of
a bitch. You gotta pregnant for that friendship, fowl.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Can't we just get to a day without hating on
each other?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
No, we really love doing it. Hey, what's up there?
Straight and eate?

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Okay, Sunday Father's Day, Yes it is. Everybody wish your dad,
even if he's not here anymore, a happy Father's Day.
He made you who you are. Thank you, Dad, You
made me who I am.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Love you?

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
Yeah, you know here here, Yeah, I know. I missed
my dad too, me too, scary.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Well, maybe you took the words right out of my mouth.

Speaker 18 (01:09:42):
I just wanted to say Happy Father's Day to my
brother Stephen, my brother in law Fernando, and my dad
Tony who thank you for being there for me and
for all the dads that show up on a part
of their kids lives.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Happy Father's Day to.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
All of you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
The Happy Father's Day to Froggy into Scottie b Day, Garrett,
Happy Father's Day.

Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
We got some daddy's and you big Daddy, Big Daddy,
It's Big Daddy Day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Sunday.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Hey, what's going on there? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
Right?

Speaker 13 (01:10:12):
I implore you all, if you see something, say something,
and I'm talking about something you admire in somebody else,
whether it's just something that they're wearing or equality about them.

Speaker 14 (01:10:23):
If there is something that you admire, let them know.

Speaker 13 (01:10:25):
Not only is it going to make their day and
probably make them very happy, but it's a good way
to say out loud to yourself qualities that you enjoy
that maybe you can work on a little bit, and
it helps to just hear it.

Speaker 14 (01:10:36):
So if you see it, say it. It's a good thing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
What a great idea? An idea?

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Just then?

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Now you're in Columbus with your father, right, Yes? You
still great Father's Day with your dad? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
And uh see, Nate, are going to see your father
and his Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Unfortunately no, but you'll see him soon, right and scary
you'll see your fathers So Froggy, are you're gonna hang
it with Ellie?

Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Okay, you know how we're talking about pod casts? Yeah,
I think it's time and maybe not podcast form, maybe
we should. If my dad was alive, I would do this.
Turn them into influencers.

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
Oh what are they going to influence.

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
Seriously, would your dad be great at that?

Speaker 17 (01:11:15):
Sam, He would. My cousins called him Uncle Dapper. He's
like one of the best dressed people in my life.
So he would do a great job.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Think about the pearls of wisdom or the things that
they do are so irritating, but they would be great influencer. Yeah,
they can have their own. You have to run the
whole account though.

Speaker 13 (01:11:31):
Oh my god, it's terrifying. My dad unleashed on the internet.
He told me the other day he didn't think his
texts were coming through because the government's watching him.

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
It's a dad, what are you doing? I love him?

Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
I was reading this earlier. Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
A lot of old, older people say that they don't
get why younger generation would want to be social media influencers.
But not all seniors are feeling this way. Some of
them want a piece of that action. According to a
new poll, sixty three percent of senior citizens social media
every day. Twenty five percent of them think they could

(01:12:05):
go viral by sharing their own life advice.

Speaker 14 (01:12:08):
I do believe that's true.

Speaker 13 (01:12:10):
Could I go the other way with my dad? Could
he be a de influencer and tell you all the
things not to do, because that list is long.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Okay, however, but that's still influencing of itself. Okay, it's
kind of unclear how their life advice would be presented.
That's up to you and how you want to produce
your dad, but I don't know. Forty one percent of
seniors would skip social media and just have their insights
put into a book. But I'm telling you, if you're
gonna have so many senior citizens, as in your dad

(01:12:37):
or your grandfather, or your mother or your grandmother, they're online,
They're already in the way influencing their friends. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:12:47):
I'm just thinking of my mom. My mom can only
figure out how to watch Instagram story. She doesn't know
how to watch the regular page.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
You're gonna have to help her on the regular.

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
Page, because where's the what You're.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Gonna have to help her, Danielle, I think there's something there.

Speaker 14 (01:13:01):
I think I'm going to do this.

Speaker 13 (01:13:02):
I'm going to take some time this weekend and sit
down with my dad for some life advice. And when
this gets unleashed to the world, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 14 (01:13:09):
It is your fault.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
We'll put that on the Elvis Tran Podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Okay, no, I'm seriously. Doesn't have to be a podcast
or a weekly thing. But once they get started, what
it may become a weekly thing. It may become a
daily thing to think about the treasure trove you have
in your family.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
Right now, the daily is naughty to do that with
my dad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
It's not safe, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
He's the best anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
Just something to think about, something to chew on.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
As we rolled into the weekend, let's get into the
three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:13:41):
There's a new air quality concern across New York today
because of the Canadian wildfires, so pay attention everybody. Governor
Hkal notes that smoke is expected to be visible, but
pollution levels won't be. They will be acceptable, but far
below what was experienced last week. But still stay out
of the icky air if you can, she says. The
weather has potential moderate health concerns for a small number

(01:14:03):
of people unusually sensitive to air. Pollution levels are below
the threshold for issuing a health advisory, but it's still
not great. Strong thunderstorms from New York City southward are
expected by the afternoon, with possible hail and destructive wins.
So there's a lot going on. More trouble for Connor McGregor.
He attended Game four of the NBA Finals between the

(01:14:24):
Miami Heat and the Denver Nuggets. We know that he
assaulted the Heat mascot Bernie. Now he's being accused of
a violent sexual assault by an unidentified woman who says
it took place during the game itself. The victim claims
that she was separated from a friend at the game
and the NBA and Heat security staff forced her into
a restroom where Connor McGregor and his security guard were

(01:14:44):
already waiting.

Speaker 14 (01:14:46):
The details obviously very disturbing.

Speaker 13 (01:14:48):
That is frightening, outrageous, and you know she's saying that
her friends weren't even allowed to come in, that they
were trying to get into the bathroom and they couldn't.
There's just a lot happening there. Finally, Pfizer is warning
of a shortage of penicillin supplies.

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
What getten frightening?

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
We heard the story several weeks ago about how chemos
chemotherapy drugs are disappearing and people going to chemo can't
finish going through chemo.

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
Penicillin.

Speaker 14 (01:15:20):
Yes, what do you hear the reason why.

Speaker 13 (01:15:22):
The company issued a letter to customers this week saying
that there's an impending stockout situation for two of its
pre filled syringes of injectable penicillin. Pfiser blames the shortage
on increased demand and more diagnoses of syphilis.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Oh god, mate, both of you.

Speaker 13 (01:15:42):
The companies that it expects pediatric syringes to actually start
running low by the end of this month, while others
could begin diminishing in the third quarter of the year.
They are working to try and fix this, but just
the heads up that could be coming.

Speaker 14 (01:15:55):
And those are your three things.

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Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
In the morning show, I like sneaking up behind other
people doing radio shows to see what they're talking about.
There's a guy, his name is Jojo in the Morning.
He's on the radio in John's town, Altoona State College, PA.

Speaker 7 (01:17:02):
Right, that's that's your neck of the wits.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Right, huh.

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
So he was talking about on his show things weird
things that cause anxiety. Okay, Like, of course, we know,
you know, there are things that are so obvious, like
you know, people fighting in front of you and road
rage and you know, stuff like that. But what are
the weird things that cause you anxiety? And maybe no
one else or not a lot of the not a
lot of other people like Gonda you were talking about

(01:17:27):
this earlier. What was it that makes you anxious?

Speaker 13 (01:17:29):
I cannot stand the automatic flushers on toilets when they
jump the gun and flush too soon, because one if
I'm sitting on the toilet.

Speaker 14 (01:17:37):
That is traumatic. The splash, Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (01:17:39):
And two, if I'm up, I have run into doors,
hit my face on the little hook trying to get
away from the flush because it's just too much. They're
really powerful and they spread, you know, charicles everywhere, and
you actually feel your pulse racing a little bit. Absolutely, yes, right, Danielle,
you have one.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
So somebody put the license played on my car a
little to the right. The anxiety that this has caused
me every time I look at the car, because it's
not even it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Drives me not why don't you fix it?

Speaker 8 (01:18:05):
Because I do haven't had the time to fix it yet,
But every time I look at it, I'm like, I
can't look at it. I gotta look look.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
It's causing anxiety. But if you think about it at
the end of the day, it's like, why is this
causing anxiety?

Speaker 16 (01:18:15):
Stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
I mean, I understand the automatic flusher thing with Gandhi,
but the off center license plate.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
He's going on to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
The cashier is in such a hurry they hand you
your change in your receipt all at once and like,
move along, I don't change. Yes, that's anxiety causing I
get that Joe Joe in the morning.

Speaker 17 (01:18:36):
Yeap.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Also someone else chimed in ordering at a restaurant, ordering
from a menu causes anxiety to this person. Is anyone
else in here like that?

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
Yeah? Sometimes if I see too much on my schedule,
Like if I look at my schedule and every day
there is something and I don't have a break, that
causes me anxiety. It freaks me out, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Ye Another one is when you're like pumping up your
or bike tire or blowing a balloon. You're afraid one
more pump is gonna make it explode.

Speaker 14 (01:19:06):
It's a dangerous dance.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Yeah, Garrett. When the waiter takes the plate when you're
done eating, but the person you're sitting with is still eating,
and you're like, don't, don't, don't touch the plate. Yeah exactly.
Now you know I'm the same way. They shouldn't pick
up any plate until everyone's done. Oh my god, I'm
getting anxious.

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
Thinking about that.

Speaker 14 (01:19:21):
Yes, that stresses me out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Here's one that makes straight innate anxious when he's trying
to get his boat into the water by himself and
the boat ramp is busy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
You know how.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Anxious that is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
It's like ten times worse than parallel parking.

Speaker 14 (01:19:36):
It's a nice problem to have, though, what do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I someone else said on his show, someone who drives
by with tinted windows. Did they wave at you? Are
waving at me?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
I always think a drunk deal is about to go down.

Speaker 7 (01:19:50):
Something's going down.

Speaker 13 (01:19:51):
Also, what about when you're at a restaurant and they
keep refilling your drink. It gets to a point where
I'm like, no, stop, please, I don't want to waste anything.

Speaker 14 (01:19:58):
Stop drink.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Yeah, okay, it's these stupid little things with me.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
It's merging into traffic.

Speaker 14 (01:20:04):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
I'm just if I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Getting on a highway, you know, from the entrance ramp,
or if it's one of those zipper things where you
have two lanes turned down into one, I get. I
feel my my heart just pumping. I don't know what
it is that makes me so nervous. And it's the
same as having a police officer driving behind you, even
though you know you've done nothing wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:20:25):
It's like, oh boy, they're on to me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Now what I have one And I'm not trying to
be funny, but you know what I'm talking about I
have butt sweat anxiety, meaning that if it's like a
hot day, I feel like the butt sweat is visible
through my pants.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
Do you guys have that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yes, like I feel like, well it is no, it's
not though, but it's not. But it's like it is no,
it's not like I know, if I'm wearing jeans, you
can't see the butt sweat, but I feel like you
can see the butt sweat because my butt's very sweat.
In relation to that, if I'm sitting on like a
leather couch or something, I always look back to make

(01:21:03):
sure there's no yes, there's no, there's no tea.

Speaker 14 (01:21:06):
You can't just get up. You have to slide and
get up so that there is something you need.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
To make the fart sound.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
You have to you do, but you have to wipe it,
like wipe your butt, like you have to like rotate.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
Yeah, Because at the gym it's like that. I always
have a towel.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
I'm always ready to wipe off a butt sweat after
I get off of one of those seats with shorts.

Speaker 13 (01:21:24):
Especially for women, I think that happens a lot because
if you have lotion on and then you're sitting in
something you know, leathery like somebody's car and it's hot outside.
Then when you get up there definitely SiGe marks, and
it just you know, highlights the shape of all kinds
of things.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Shade.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I know, but I know. But in the real world,
these things are just simple. Why are we so anxious?
Why are we getting so worked up? What's scary?

Speaker 15 (01:21:43):
What about when you walk across the floor and your
shoe makes the fart sound and you cannot no matter
what you do, you cannot recreate that sound.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
When everybody thinks you farted and you didn't, that makes
you anxious, wow, because.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Everybody goes, why did you do that? It was my shoe.

Speaker 18 (01:21:58):
When you're cooking something in the oven and all of
a sudden, you know you have potholders, and you know
it's okay, it's not gonna be hot, but you think
you're gonna burn yourself anyway. That and removing hot dogs
with tongs from the barbecue, you can't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
That makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
If you have something cooking in the oven you need
to have you can't just pull it out.

Speaker 18 (01:22:14):
No, you have the potholders and you still think that
they're gonna go right to the potholder.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Oh yeah, sometimes it does. Hey, people are calling. Let
me talk to Rebecca here, Rebecca, hi Fartler. I didn't
mean that it's Fort Lauderdale. It's Pride weekend over in
Wilton Manors. Just letting you know that's where the rainbows
are coming from. What causes you anxiety, Rebecca, Ikea absolutely, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
Talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
What is it about Ikea? I mean, beyond other stores,
it gives you such odjita as they call it.

Speaker 12 (01:22:48):
The carts don't go straight for first of all, I
don't know why, but they don't. All the carts bear
to the right for some unapparent reason, and you're like
lost in a hole. When you're back there, they tell
you there's secret ways out. You can go through here
to get to the exit. You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
I cried.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
It's anytime Ikea is a little too large. You're right,
and it's like a maze. You're like a rat in
a maze when you're at.

Speaker 12 (01:23:10):
Ikia, right, you absolutely are.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
But you know when you get near the end, you've
got those those meatballs.

Speaker 12 (01:23:19):
Those meatballs are the best.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
They do that to stop your anxiety. Rebecca, thank you.
Next time I'm in Akia, I will think of you.
I promise.

Speaker 12 (01:23:28):
Thanks, guys, have a great day.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
You do, have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Hello Vicky, Hello, Hello, well, so good morning to you. Now,
what silly thing makes you so anxious?

Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
And you shouldn't be pumping gas at the gas station,
especially when it's busy and people are waiting for you
to be done?

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
Well, you know what, I get that, but screw them.
That's your time with the pump.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
That pump is.

Speaker 14 (01:23:49):
Yours, Costco on a busy Saturday.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Oh yeah, they're like, Vicky.

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
What gets me more is when you take the pump
out and it like dribbles a little bit. I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna start fire at the gas than.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Yeah, now you know what it's like being a guy
that urinal. Same thing, same thing, VICKI, it's not funny,
it's sad. Well, best of look at the Costco getting
your gas? This we could and thanks for listening to us.
Thank you, you too, you too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
What's up?

Speaker 17 (01:24:16):
Producer sam Mine is if I'm checking out at a
grocery store and the person is going faster than I'm
placing the items on the conveyor belt, forget it, panic.

Speaker 14 (01:24:23):
Attack, waiting till you have to catch up. Oh my god. Yeah,
I can't have them waiting for me. That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
See that's why on the conveyor belt, I have to
overload it. I make sure every I stack things. Yeah, yeah,
there's anxiety there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (01:24:38):
Also at the gym, the time between when you're done
using machine and you walk to get the spray to
spray it down. I feel like people think I'm abandoning
the machine without cleaning it, and I'm like, I'm coming back.

Speaker 14 (01:24:47):
I just have to go get the spray.

Speaker 7 (01:24:48):
Trust me, Trust me, people, Yes see, I don't know.
I think we are.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
We are margining ourselves into an early grave by becoming
so anxious over things that are just stupid. Why are
we doing this to ourselves?

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
Anyway? Just a thought?

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Thank you Jojo on the radio. I love stealing other
things from other people because you know, if you steal
from me, you've stolen twice. That's my motto, Garrett. Let's
get into the sound. What do you have going on?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
We'll turn to TikTok first. So there's this girl that's
going viral. Her TikTok is that one Cuban girl and
she's been singing songs in the bathroom, and her friends
have been catching her. Here's a little Whitney Houston.

Speaker 7 (01:25:33):
Does she have a piano in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
No, she's playing she's playing music in the bathroom, and
she's singing me into a hair brush.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Of course she is.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Oh my god, listen to her, that one Cuban girl
on TikTok. All right, let's tell them when I walk
by the bathroom when you're in it, I don't hear that, Nate,
something totally different.

Speaker 7 (01:25:52):
Do you do that into a hairbrush?

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
I would love to be able to do this back
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
All right. So, Voices of Fire they had a documentary
on Netflix where they formed a gospel group and Pharrell
was a part of it. And they have some new
music today. It's called Joy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Wow, Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Have you seen Queen Charlotte over on Netflix. No, not yet.
We've heard things about it. Yes, very good. But in
it there's all popular music. And this is Alicia Keys
is orchestra version of If I Ain't Got You of.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
A super Fisher and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Wow, it's a little waltz. There's nothing better than having
a lush orchestra behind you at all times. A little
slow dancing. There there's a waltz. I enjoy a waltz.

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
We turned to Coyle Ray. This is called run it Up.

Speaker 21 (01:26:55):
I gotta see you a little hold yeah, angel and
noble thinking body.

Speaker 7 (01:27:05):
Cause your mic sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Yeah, I like it. And then finally Leanne. I love
this one. It's called don't say Love.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Jason and.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
Your wordsn't the same and don't see love.

Speaker 14 (01:27:21):
Just speak of you?

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
Gets it?

Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
I need, I need, I just need something.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
You're a good American, Gary, Thank you, d do you two?
Big big Papa? Why are you eating your breakfast with
a knife? There's no forks or spoons around the knife.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
You're You're eating an entire deal with a knife.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Yeah, I'm living on the edge. You really are. Another
thing that makes me anxious, and someone actually sends a
text in about it. Buffets. Do you ever go to
a buffet or if let's say you're at a wedding,
they have a buffet dinner or whatever, and you're like,
the thing, the only thing I want is at the
end of the buffet, and so you pass everyone, yeah,
to get down to the lemon pie, and then people

(01:28:02):
look at you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
You're like, uh, I didn't tell you I do if
I forgot something like if I go, oh damn, I
forgot to get the macaroni cheese. Sometimes I'll go, hey,
I was just on this line. I forgot the macaroni
and cheese. Do you mind if I just squeeze in here?

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
They look at you like, no, bitch, back to the line.

Speaker 13 (01:28:17):
Or just in general, if you're in any line and
they tell you, oh, do this and come back, like
at the post office if you have to fill out
a form, Oh, go fill this form out and come back.
And then you come back and you cut everyone in
line because they told me to.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
Exactly. I swear to God, I have license to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Yes, yes, all right again we are driving ourselves to
an early grave by being so anxiety written over this
stupid thing. Yeah we all agree. Yeah, yeah, moving on, Danielle,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:28:43):
Last nights Can't cancel Pride twenty twenty three was amazing.
Jojo Siwa was your host and there was so many
people performing. Our boy Adam Lambert, who by the way,
we'll be on with us next week. He was on
and here's what he sounded like.

Speaker 7 (01:28:56):
Here we go, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Going a change soup.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
What movie is that from Dirty Dancing or something?

Speaker 18 (01:29:13):
Yeah, and MAT's Beyond Thunderdome.

Speaker 8 (01:29:17):
Yes, oh, look at you scared it is, by the way,
can't cancel. Pride twenty twenty three is on demand until
June thirtieth. If you'd like to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Something man, it's short Circuit.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Really, I thought it was like one of those popular films.

Speaker 14 (01:29:32):
No, I don't know why. It feels like top Gun,
but I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Yeah, I feel like it's from a little Oh it's
still got loose footlet.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
That's what it's from.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Footloose. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:29:42):
Back during a concert at Wembley in London, Harry Styles
helped a fan with their baby's gender reveal. The fan said, okay,
held of the sign, said Harry, please help me. Harry
was given a pin and a black balloon with the
question boy or girl. He participated, popped the balloon and
they will be having a girl. That's pretty cool. But

(01:30:02):
I just think now these artists are involving gender reveals guys,
it's always thought.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
That they're so busy.

Speaker 8 (01:30:08):
Yeah, don't you can't release the new single it's called
at Tension. Here's what it sounds like.

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
We're not ready, We're not prepared. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
I can't hear it because well I could have sworn
she told you I have that ready?

Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
What fader? Okay? Here it is.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:30:38):
Sorry, we weren't prepared. Hold on before you move on?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Is there any other sound? No, they don't want to
get it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Ready for now.

Speaker 8 (01:30:44):
I had asked for that sound a couple of reports ago,
but we never did it. So that's why. Why Okay,
so it's not totally his faulty.

Speaker 7 (01:30:51):
How's that new sandwich you built?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I have anxiety because I'm good.

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Samuel L.

Speaker 8 (01:30:57):
Jackson did an interview with Entertainment to Night, talking about
his desire to play Nick Fury in every Marvel movie
from now on. He says he'd love to play the
character forever, would love to continue that you know that
he will be playing it in the upcoming Marvel series.
Secret Invasion, will premiere on Disney Plus June twenty first.
Drew from the Chainsmokers reveals on Instagram that he has

(01:31:19):
been battling alcoholism. He talks about his struggle in the
song self Destruction Mode. In an Instagram video, he plays
the new song describes his drinking as a Flawed Nature
George Michael and Andrew Rigley known as Wham from back
in the day, and they are finally.

Speaker 14 (01:31:36):
Getting a Netflix documentary.

Speaker 8 (01:31:38):
Yes, I can't wait, so excited. Yes, it's gonna have
all kinds of never before seen footage, rare interviews. Is
going to talk about their ups, their downs, their fame,
their struggles, and it will be available to stream on
July fifth. Daniel Radcliffe Daniel Radcliffe, who was Harry Potter,
says that yeah, I don't think I'll be making a

(01:31:59):
cam in the television reboot of Harry Potter. You know,
Warner Brothers announced that they're gonna be rebooting that on
Max earlier this year, so he's not gonna be part
of that Live Nation and Seat Geek. They've committed to
an all in pricing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Which means what does that mean?

Speaker 8 (01:32:14):
They will disclose the full price of your ticket up front,
including all fees. You know, when you go on and
it says like, you know, two hundred dollars and then
there's all the fees and it's three hundred and fifty
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Speaker 7 (01:32:38):
Arnol is convinced he would run and he would win.

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
He thinks, so would you vote for him?

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:32:43):
I mean, okay, So what are we watching? The Crowded
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season premiere of Homicide for the Holidays on Oxygen, WWE
Friday Night Raw a bunch of your Real Housewives. This weekend.
Disney Plus gives you the stan Lee documentary. Also Extraction
two on Netflix. And don't forget the Flash and Elemental
all in your theaters. And that's my Danielle will thank you, Danielle.

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Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
What's the fun, right, Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Nate is the most disgusting human being I've ever met.
Tod Nate is like he just burped, like you heard
that right, gandhi?

Speaker 14 (01:34:10):
Oh absolutely, he geared up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
For it as soon as he was done burp. But
he lifted his arm to sniff his armpit. He says
it smells like onions because he forgot to put on dionnerant.
And then I smelled his burp, his his effluviot as
they call it, look it up affluvia. Actually, it traveled
toward me like smoke from Canada.

Speaker 7 (01:34:30):
Okay, here's what I'm like. Did it smell like wasabi?

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
That's what it tastes like. And I haven't eaten that
since Wednesday. I think this is a problem. It smelled
like fart.

Speaker 8 (01:34:41):
And my favorite is I only put in on one pit.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
How do you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Forget that that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
How do you forget?

Speaker 7 (01:34:49):
But hold on Scotty?

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
So the thing is and then you know, I said,
it smells like fart, And then God, he says, you know,
if you don't fart, we need to fart. It's reabsorbed
you to your bloodstreaming. Then when you burp, it's most
like fart. Obviously, Nate, you need to fart more. And
I'm sitting here going what is going on? This is
the most discussion conversation respectful when I have to fart

(01:35:12):
in here. If you'll notice, during breaks sometimes I'll just
put my headphones down and leave the room. I'm going
out there.

Speaker 7 (01:35:17):
I thought you're just mad at me.

Speaker 10 (01:35:19):
No, that's for another reason, not like Diamond. What she
just pushed my door up and said, got something for you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Did you know? Here's the thing, Diamond, He's stuck in it.
He can't leave that room.

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
Based That's why if you if you go lay your
egg like that, he's gonna sit there with it. This
guy has been working my nerves for weeks and I've
all I missed my opportunity for the past few weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
So Diamond, So your way of getting back to him
is like farting on him?

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Yep?

Speaker 14 (01:35:51):
Is that biological terrorism?

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
It sounds like is there some legal issue here? I faulted.
I'm going for a fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
That's what they used to say.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
They used to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
I was watching some movie about King George the Third,
you know that crazy guy, and he had a tummy ache.
Right before he gets into bed, he goes, let's have
us a fought. He held out of the bedpost and
bent over to try. This is why we need bed posts.
Let's have us at is that you go out for
a cigarette? Now, I'm going out for a falk.

Speaker 13 (01:36:24):
That happened in the last King of Scotland too. He
thought he was dying. He had to have somebody come
stretch him out, and when they stretched him the right way.

Speaker 14 (01:36:30):
He released.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
And he's still the King of Scotland to this day.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
What's garing? My friends say we're gonna go outside and
take a fart.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
We don't have friends say that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Who says it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
It's bad enough when someone says, you know what, I'm
gonna go take a pee and okay, we know where
they are in the bath, but I gotta be all back.
I'm gonna go grunt one out take off. Okay, I
got yeah, I have to.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
But it's like, right, I don't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:03):
It stinks because you haven't been fared.

Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
You have such a hot ass wife when you're doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Anyway, So back to my point, the original part of
this conversation was, you're just disgusting to Sorry, it's wait,
we don't care Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:37:18):
Right, some of us care less than others.

Speaker 7 (01:37:23):
Yeah, can we just do something different? Yeah, I'm sorry, Nate,
what this is disgusting?

Speaker 8 (01:37:38):
That's a talent right there.

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
This show is just nasty.

Speaker 14 (01:37:43):
That one's my favorite because it changed keys.

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
We didn't do the Danielle reporint.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
We didn't. We didn't do dad joke. We just did
know we did, but we didn't do dad jokes. You
couldn't hear it because you were too busy sniffing your underarm.
Hey can I play a song for you all? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:37:57):
I love how I was just like, I'm sorry, I
have a new toy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
To play with.

Speaker 14 (01:38:00):
Pellette cleanser, Jason.

Speaker 7 (01:38:02):
Drula, I know you love Jason Derulo and how he smells.

Speaker 8 (01:38:05):
He smells good, Nate, you take a cue from him?

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Have you heard? Did I just heard someone farting?

Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
I didn't do What was that, Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
I think?

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Are you farting?

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
I have so bad?

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
Oh my god? Can we just play a song? Have
you heard Glad You Came by Jason Derulo?

Speaker 8 (01:38:21):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:38:22):
This is a great song.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
That's for Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
She loves your Jason Derulay the time I thought I'd
play it, just why not?

Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
I love we love Jason.

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
Sometimes you just gotta make a U turn, do something different.

Speaker 8 (01:38:42):
You played somebody who smells wonderful. We talked about stinky
pants over here.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
Thank you Jason Derula for clearing the air.

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
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Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
Elvistran. In the Morning Show, Dad.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Walks in the house with the fake Christmas tree. The
kid says, so you're gonna put that up yourself? That says, Nah,
don't be disgusting. I'm gonna put it up in the
living room. Dad jokes.

Speaker 7 (01:40:21):
Wow, Dad jokes, I love yes, Gandhi? Dad jokes.

Speaker 13 (01:40:25):
What do you call a masturbating cow? What beef's struggling off?

Speaker 7 (01:40:32):
Froggy? Dad jokes?

Speaker 15 (01:40:33):
What do you call a person who is not a
dad that makes? Dad jokes?

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
What? What a faux pas?

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
It's all the delivery, is it? Come on, Danielle? Dad jokes.
Happy Father's Day weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:40:47):
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is
going to happen. I can feel it.

Speaker 18 (01:40:55):
Come on, scary, Dad jokes. People in Dubai don't like
the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do. Father's
Day Weekend? Come on, mate, have you heard of it?
I'm sorry, what have you heard of the new movie Constipation? No,
it hasn't come out yet. Oh so appropriate for you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Where Scotty be.

Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
Come on, scotty dad joke go, I.

Speaker 10 (01:41:21):
Don't have a dad joke. I'm a funny dad. That's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:41:27):
God God he will do one for you.

Speaker 13 (01:41:28):
Got When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When
three people have sex, it's a threesome, which makes sense,
Scotty b Why people call you handsome?

Speaker 10 (01:41:38):
That's funny, true, but funny.

Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
My grief counselor died. He was so good. I don't
even care.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
That's not nice. Why husbands? Husbands usually die before their wives.
Why because they want to.

Speaker 13 (01:41:56):
Why shouldn't you go for a cheap circumcision? Well, because
it's a rip off.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
You hear the broctologists. Longtime girlfriend broke it off with him? Oh,
I absolutely recked him?

Speaker 15 (01:42:12):
Really, Elvis, What do you do if you get rejected
for a job at the sunscreen company?

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Reapply?

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
How does a rock pew he Dwayne's is Johnson anyone?

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
How do you? How do you?

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
How do you think the unthinkable with an Iceberg?

Speaker 13 (01:42:42):
What do you call it when a hotel mattress is
ruined from too much vacation sex?

Speaker 14 (01:42:46):
What spring break?

Speaker 7 (01:42:49):
We're obviously on the same list as I was.

Speaker 8 (01:42:52):
Getting in bed. She said you're drunk, and I said,
how do you know? She said, you live next door, don't.

Speaker 15 (01:43:02):
Why did dad bring an extra pair of socks to
the golf course?

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Why?

Speaker 12 (01:43:09):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
In case he got a hole in one? All right, well, anyway,
happy Father's Day. There's your father's day.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
Bad joke.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Oh there's more, has two butts and kills people. What
an assassin?

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
You get it? Assassin?

Speaker 7 (01:43:31):
Okay, well there is that. It's so funny. We went Ghani.
I did a search for dirty dad jokes.

Speaker 14 (01:43:43):
That's the same thing. Yes, I like the fireman one too.

Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
Oh do that one.

Speaker 13 (01:43:48):
I hate those people who knock on your door and
say you need to get saved or your burn stupid fireman.

Speaker 7 (01:43:53):
Oh okay, but that's bad because you get the punchline
before you do the joke.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
My in laws, their mimes, they do unspeakable things whenever
they visit me. It's not even funny. It is not
even dirty. Why is it even on the dirty one?

Speaker 8 (01:44:08):
Garrett sent me this one? How is Rome split in
two hell with a pair of caesars?

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Oh hey, we just found out Grandpa is now addicted
to viagra. Nobody's taking it harder than Grandma, his Father's
day weekend, you know, and Danielle and I our fathers
have passed. They're gone, but they're with us, you know,
in their own way, But they're not. Are we just

(01:44:35):
fooling ourselves saying they're with us?

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
I yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:44:39):
I get little things all the time, little little symbols
and signs.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
And my dad the master at telling jokes and stories.
He's probably probably cringing at this break we're doing right now.

Speaker 8 (01:44:49):
Going oh, He's like, Elvis, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
Good? God?

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
My favorite one was always a rubber band walks into
a bar. It says, give me a drink and make
it snappy. It's so stupid, But dad jokes are supposed
to be stupid. That's the whole point, embarrassing dad jokes.
All right, what else is going on?

Speaker 8 (01:45:10):
Don't you wish your dad was here to tell you
have bad joke? I wish he was. I wish he
would have texted me in the middle of this and
told me a joke like you used to, or said, Derny,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Explain to me, Danielle, isn't.

Speaker 7 (01:45:26):
God it's out this weekend and just like that.

Speaker 8 (01:45:29):
No, I think it's next week.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
Next weekend. Week Oh no, I wanted this weekend. I
have to wait till next weekend, I think.

Speaker 8 (01:45:35):
So, Yeah, we can't wait. It's Sex and the City,
but it's the new Sex in the City and second
season of it. We get to follow all the girls,
all the ladies and see what happens. And we also
get a little, you know, a little cameo from Miranda.

Speaker 7 (01:45:49):
Not Miranda, but.

Speaker 8 (01:45:51):
From the one who is unnamed.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
There you go and just like that, only on Max.
By the way, a lot of people still they forget
it's not HBO Max anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:46:01):
It's Max.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
I like it, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Oh too, it's so much easier to like scroll through. Yeah,
they named it after my dog, they did anyway. Streaming
June twenty second subscript subscription subscription required. Visit max dot
com for details. Obviously, they are partners of ours, and
we're proud to be partners of theirs. Scary just saw
a text roll through a few minutes ago. He said,
Oh my god, this changed my day. And it really

(01:46:26):
is a great lesson in how you and one little
thing you say to someone can change their whole outlook
on their day and now their weekend, whether they sayd
he is scary.

Speaker 7 (01:46:36):
I got a text from Area code nine oh eight said,
good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
I love you.

Speaker 18 (01:46:40):
Guys, and Scary, you're such an amazing gem on the show.
I love your dedication to this show. Anyway, if I
could please say hi to me?

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Yeah, but Scary said it changed his outlook on the
day completely.

Speaker 16 (01:46:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:46:57):
Well yeah, I want to spring into my weekend because
of just that little because someone likes you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Yeah, so I think everyone should just think of so well,
not just that.

Speaker 7 (01:47:05):
I didn't mean it that way.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Everybody should actually.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Maybe comment someone, compliment somebody, and do the right thing.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Okay, listen to this one. This person says just a
random thought. I'm working out listening to you guys on
the replay channel from yesterday's show, and Gandhi was talking
about her little playlist that she has while she works out.

Speaker 7 (01:47:22):
And I realized, I feel bad for you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
You don't have a show that you can look forward
to every single day like we do with you guys. Anyways,
appreciate you guys, Love you all.

Speaker 7 (01:47:34):
Have a great weekend. Okay, Wow, someone likes our show
and we're deprived. Yeah, that's true, though, what do you
mean that's not true?

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
We look forward to this every day. We do.

Speaker 8 (01:47:45):
Oh, we do it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
No, I'm sure everybody listening looks forward to listening to us.
But if they could be in the room and participate,
I'm sure that'd be just as funny, if not more.
And that's very sweet you said that. But the whole
point of the conversation was, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Prived.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
You can say something to someone and you think you're
just like whatever. They hear it as a compliment. They
hear it as a pivotal point in their day. Maybe
you know someone crapped all over them down the hallway,
or you know someone was mean to them and they
saw something something on the way to work. They just
triggered them into thinking the whole world's full of just
me evil people, because it is. But then you say

(01:48:23):
something nice to them and it just changes their their outlook.

Speaker 7 (01:48:27):
You can do that. You have the power to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
I feel like I do hold the door for somebody
sometimes too.

Speaker 8 (01:48:32):
That is true. I feel like I do have things
I look forward to that like, I mean like other things,
like I look forward to reading my book, I look
forward to watching the television, I look forward to listen
to audible. There's like a lot of things during the day,
like media wise that I feel like I get, you know,
pleasure out of.

Speaker 7 (01:48:47):
I don't think we have to answer to their accusation
of us having awful lives.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
What do we do have? We have very very rich lives.
We do very well. We need a song, like a
dad song. I know, let's play a song that we love.
That's buy a great dad or a dad or a
bad dad?

Speaker 7 (01:49:03):
What do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
I have Father of mine?

Speaker 7 (01:49:05):
From clear We're not going to play father. You know
what that song is about?

Speaker 9 (01:49:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:49:10):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:49:13):
Ghandi Gandhi had a good I had a good one earlier.

Speaker 7 (01:49:16):
What oh?

Speaker 14 (01:49:17):
Unholy?

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Yeah? Holy? You know, daddy?

Speaker 14 (01:49:19):
Don't know, daddy, if you want to jump the edd.

Speaker 5 (01:49:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:49:24):
It wasn't what I was thinking about. But it's a
great it's a great song.

Speaker 13 (01:49:27):
You want a song Bye Bye a Day by a dad.

Speaker 7 (01:49:30):
You're a song by a dad.

Speaker 14 (01:49:32):
There are so many dads out there.

Speaker 7 (01:49:33):
George Michael was a daddy.

Speaker 13 (01:49:35):
Wait, didn't we are all three of the Jonahs brothers
are dads now?

Speaker 14 (01:49:38):
Didn't we want to play their one?

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
Sason?

Speaker 7 (01:49:39):
Yes, Summer Baby you gandhi, gandhi for the wind.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
Kay.

Speaker 7 (01:49:44):
All right, you have summer babies. Scary by those dads,
the Jonahs dads.

Speaker 14 (01:49:48):
All three of the daddies.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
It was going to suggest trick daddy, lot of kids,
Dotty young, Dotty Yan all right, Jonah brothers. Yeah, Happy
Father's Day. Thank you, thank you driving.

Speaker 6 (01:50:05):
Safely, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
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