February 15, 2024 • 12 mins
Skeery felt so guilty about breaking up with an ex-girlfriend that he paid a downpayment for her new car as he broke up with her.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
All right, so we're doing this a fifteen minute morning
show without half the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We had them and then they said they had a
meeting and left.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
I mean talk about spontaneous. I mean like ten seconds
ago they were sitting.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Here, they were ready to go. They were like, all right,
here we.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Go, all right, here we go, guys, and then they
just exited States a week.
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Gotta go because.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
They're meeting me.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, so what shall I want.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
To talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The fifteen second morning show?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm down with that.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I have stuff I have to do today too. I
know topic. Anyone have a topic? Anyone?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
I mean I have I do have a topic. Actually,
Ellas was going to do it on the Big Show,
but might as well do it here.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You guys are my friends.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
And this happened a while ago, I mean it happened
recently with a client. But then it reminded me of
a time that happened years ago when I broke up
with somebody and I felt bad, so I basically paid
for a down payment on her car as we were
breaking up. What I call it this, I call it
or Elvis called it. What is it called a relationship
(01:18):
severance because basically I was if you ever were close
to a breakup, and I know you guys are not,
but maybe you were one time in your life. Have
you ever felt bad that you were about to do
a break up with somebody so you want to do something,
either a really good deed or pay for something.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I did that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
See.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I didn't pay for his down payment. But when I
broke up with my ex boyfriend, we lived together, and
I just let him take every single thing that was
in the apartment, all the furniture, the TV's, like everything,
and I started all over again just because I thought, one,
I want new stuff and two then I don't feel
so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I still felt bad, yeah right, See it softened the
blow of the fact that we were going to break up.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Do you think it did so?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
No, it didn't like hell, but but I will say
though I felt better about it, I'm like, you know what,
I don't feel so bad because I dropped.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You know, it was just.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
On a lease for a call several years ago, and
at the time I knew it was coming to an end.
But even though I knew it was coming to an end,
I'm like, I want to do this nice thing. I
want a nice gesture. I want to go out on
a on a high where she thinks I'm a good personship.
And more recent this came to mind because more recently,
(02:33):
a client that I had been with for a long
time was going in another direction. So the client said, okay,
thank you. We've parted ways. And then all of a
sudden I got a note in the mail, a handwritten note.
It's been awesome working with you all these years. We
love you, we cherish you. Here's a five hundred dollars
gift card. I'm like what, So I said, wait a second,
(02:56):
this is this is like a breakup.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm like waking up with me and there.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
And they don't feel my hands to make me, to
soften the blow, to make it feel good. So I
feel like it was kind of a similar there's an
analogy there, I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Has that ever?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'd happily accept it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah I did, And you may be benefiting all of
you might be benefitting from it very soon.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Really Oh yeah yeah, Well we'll talk about it often.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It must be food, must be.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you know.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So yeah, so I just didn't know if you guys
wanted to expand on that topic, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I've never been broken up with, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I've never been broken up with. I don't know if
I really have I have been. You haven't joke on
a blueberry? Who would get out and get it out?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Stupid as to break up with you?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Very much, But I'll give you a couple of phone numbers.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
I couldn't see you with anybody like I know you've
been with Sheldon forever, but like I couldn't imagine you
being It's like, I don't know, you know what.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
I mean, with some you know, before Sheldon, my other
long it was my other longest relationship, and that was
a couple of years before Sheldon.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that everybody here knew him.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
You know him, Yeah, you know him.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It was very interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You lost your virginity to shell.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Wow, God, I think about this stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We think about this.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think about this.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
I have only been with two people one another guy
in Sheldon, like all the way.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh right, how about that home run.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Let's make it more awkward for your mother.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
He knows how he got here. He knows.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I'm sorry, nobody all of this out.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are you editing this?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Really, they probably been a couple of times. I think
that we really edited the fifteen.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Minutes, most of them because of me.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Yeah, a couple of times we stopped and said let's
start over because it was so bad. It was just
so and most of the time it's Scotty.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Yeah, all right, we're going to fast forward to Danielle
and her mom having a conversation. How come you just
didn't do that for this podcast?
Speaker 8 (05:16):
You'll get the call going Roseanne, did you hear what
your daughter said today on the podcast? And my mother
will say, I don't even know how to watch the podcast, so.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We should be good. Awesome, So, Scotty, how many minutes?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Uh? Five and a half?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
We've been talking for only five minutes?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I thought you said we had five and a half left. No,
that's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Well, congratulations to Danielle. You sold out your comedy event.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, it's so exciting. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Wait, people were asking though, even though they can't come
to the event at this point, they still want to
donate money.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
How do you do that?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
If you go to Happy Jackworld dot com, Let me
just double check, because I don't want to send you
to the wrong place. Half the time, I don't know
what I'm talking about. Happy, You'll be careful of how
it's happy. Jack's Happy jacksworld dot com. You can go
there and you can donate money, so definitely that would be.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You can also get those super cool sweatshirts.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, actually this sweatshirt is available here. Let me show you.
I have it in a hoodie. Thank you. This is
my collection. It's lovely.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
You can get lots of those, and the proceeds go
to help mental health programs, so all the money goes back.
We don't keep any of it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
All goes back. These are very comfort.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Does open.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I make sure I don't open any tabs.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
You do it all when I'm at work. That's how
you get immunity when they come to go through your computer.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It was soo prep hello, oh wow, scary.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Get with it, man.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm sorry, I just don't. I really don't. There nobody
else want to share anything or drop a nugget.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Well, you know what I was saying.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
For Next year, though, Danielle, with your comedy show already planning,
we need to do some type of bet throughout the
year and whoever loses the bet has to do like
a good two minutes at your comedy show.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Are you gonna be opening? Are you gonna be doing it?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I will be introing and out throwing, but Guma Johnny.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Will be your host, okay, Because I really feel that
it puts a lot of pressure on anyone who gets
up and does anything at a comedy show because they
expect the person on stage out to be funny immediately.
That's why I've never accepted any gig where. That's why
I think I do this bet for next year. And
intro to a night they wanted me to intro a
night at Caroline's once, I'm like, no, the audience is
(07:29):
gonna expect me to be funny.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That is the one thing I turned down in my I.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Did want to perform at Caroline's a show that we
did there, and I did a couple of jokes I
got many people laugh They were they were interesting jokes.
They were kind of funny.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
You remember them.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
But one of them was about like it was right
when all those drugs started to come out, you know
that would help certain things that were wrong with you,
side effects or like you have itchy skin, but the
side effects are leaky.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Anis, yeah, you know, your boom falls off your half
all that, and I would go, you know what, I'm
gonna keep my itchy skin. I think I'm much better
with my itchy skin than it'll leak sometimes.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't know, but that was the joke just at
that point. No, no, no, I understand that was the joke.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
But I think that's a good kickoff one objection. I
actually think I found ale in this joke, and I
want to I just want to clarify.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I think that getting wood is more important than you know,
a rash, so you would.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Sacrifice one for the other.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I think it depends on how bad the other thing was.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
So you know what we all figured out recently because
because of all like the Ocempic craze, and we know
so many people who are doing it, and then it
gives you that Olympic face. We were all talking about
what's more important to you or your face or your body,
and everyone picked face.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's important.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Aggressive So does that? What is that? What happens when
you take these drugs? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I don't think it happens to everyone, but a lot
of people get some like you start to look old.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You got to remember everybody is different, everyone's makeup is different.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
It's the same.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
It's gonna what happens to you may not happen to me.
And having the garment ganny. But some people are getting
go zembic skins, some people are getting a lot of
other issues, and.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
And some people are losing weight.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, yeah, ship yourself special.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, everybody seems to be losing weight on it. But
would you sacrifice your face for a perfect body.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And a clean pair of pants?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Neither if you lose a lot of.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Weight on this, but you're going to be shipping your
pants every day? Would you do it?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Do I have?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Do I have like a chance to run to the
bathroom or just it's just it's never gonna you.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Gotta play your hand, no shot.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
And I think there are plenty of people that would
prefer to ship their pants and.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Skinny literally no shot because I ain't get taking of
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But I don't want that. I'd rather do it the
natural way.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Everyone heard that what.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Did you do?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Okay, all right, you said you were not doing it
this year?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Doing what? Making fun of scary? I love scary?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
He's been a lot better. Scotty has been a hell
of a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Does it make fun of me behind my back in
front of your face? Okay, all the time?
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Right now it's hundred back because he's sitting behind you.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, now I'm just wondering.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
No, no, no, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Never behind your pa.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
There definitely is a change, Scotty.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
He's he's less like you know, uh, sarcastic when you're
you ask him something or a joke, wise.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
You know, trying trying really hard.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I noticed, Hey, you know what I noticed?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's all good, all right, I'm good for how many
minutes now, Scotty ten?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Also, let's all go take ozenpic two thirds through.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Them.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
You know, my father in law is on it because
he was trying to he's been trying to lose weight
since my wedding ten years ago. He took the first
you know, because it comes in like a pen like
a very insolent penalty, which I used to use, uh
because I'm a diabetic. But he did the entire pen
and we're like, you need to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
You're you're good.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
How much you're supposed to do?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Like only like a unit. Oh I did a unit
or two.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
He did the entire pen. Problem problem was problem is
he didn't put the needle in. There was no need
so he just he clicked the whole pen.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
We wasted it.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Well, no, nothing came out because the needle, the needle
wasn't fully in. So we're like, you saved yourself from
killing yourself pretty much because he didn't know.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
All right, all right, that's it.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
That's my that's my ozembic story for the day.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And you know what you have? You have diabetes.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Technically, I've been on this trend for years.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It could be you should take that, or you could
take that.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Not for type one though, right, Uh, well it's for
it could be for anybody really does It doesn't matter.
But I don't need to be on two different different
insulince too. And are you saying I'm fat?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
No, No, no, I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Just saying that. There we go. I got more yogurt
on my face more.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
We'll leave it right there. Let's call the title of
this episode yogurt on my face.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, I guess that's it. All right, see you
guys tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, no, we won't what the fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
All right, so we're doing this a fifteen minute morning
show without half the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We had them and then they said they had a
meeting and left.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
I mean talk about spontaneous. I mean like ten seconds
ago they were sitting.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Here, they were ready to go. They were like, all right,
here we.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Go, all right, here we go, guys, and then they
just exited States a week.
Speaker 6 (00:30):
Gotta go because.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
They're meeting me.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, so what shall I want.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
To talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The fifteen second morning show?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm down with that.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I have stuff I have to do today too. I
know topic. Anyone have a topic? Anyone?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
I mean I have I do have a topic. Actually,
Ellas was going to do it on the Big Show,
but might as well do it here.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You guys are my friends.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
And this happened a while ago, I mean it happened
recently with a client. But then it reminded me of
a time that happened years ago when I broke up
with somebody and I felt bad, so I basically paid
for a down payment on her car as we were
breaking up. What I call it this, I call it
or Elvis called it. What is it called a relationship
(01:18):
severance because basically I was if you ever were close
to a breakup, and I know you guys are not,
but maybe you were one time in your life. Have
you ever felt bad that you were about to do
a break up with somebody so you want to do something,
either a really good deed or pay for something.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I did that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
See.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I didn't pay for his down payment. But when I
broke up with my ex boyfriend, we lived together, and
I just let him take every single thing that was
in the apartment, all the furniture, the TV's, like everything,
and I started all over again just because I thought, one,
I want new stuff and two then I don't feel
so bad.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I still felt bad, yeah right, See it softened the
blow of the fact that we were going to break up.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Do you think it did so?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
No, it didn't like hell, but but I will say
though I felt better about it, I'm like, you know what,
I don't feel so bad because I dropped.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
You know, it was just.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
On a lease for a call several years ago, and
at the time I knew it was coming to an end.
But even though I knew it was coming to an end,
I'm like, I want to do this nice thing. I
want a nice gesture. I want to go out on
a on a high where she thinks I'm a good personship.
And more recent this came to mind because more recently,
(02:33):
a client that I had been with for a long
time was going in another direction. So the client said, okay,
thank you. We've parted ways. And then all of a
sudden I got a note in the mail, a handwritten note.
It's been awesome working with you all these years. We
love you, we cherish you. Here's a five hundred dollars
gift card. I'm like what, So I said, wait a second,
(02:56):
this is this is like a breakup.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm like waking up with me and there.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
And they don't feel my hands to make me, to
soften the blow, to make it feel good. So I
feel like it was kind of a similar there's an
analogy there, I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Has that ever?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'd happily accept it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah I did, And you may be benefiting all of
you might be benefitting from it very soon.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Really Oh yeah yeah, Well we'll talk about it often.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It must be food, must be.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you know.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So yeah, so I just didn't know if you guys
wanted to expand on that topic, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I've never been broken up with, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I've never been broken up with. I don't know if
I really have I have been. You haven't joke on
a blueberry? Who would get out and get it out?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Stupid as to break up with you?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Very much, But I'll give you a couple of phone numbers.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
I couldn't see you with anybody like I know you've
been with Sheldon forever, but like I couldn't imagine you
being It's like, I don't know, you know what.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
I mean, with some you know, before Sheldon, my other
long it was my other longest relationship, and that was
a couple of years before Sheldon.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that everybody here knew him.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
You know him, Yeah, you know him.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It was very interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You lost your virginity to shell.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Wow, God, I think about this stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
We think about this.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think about this.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
I have only been with two people one another guy
in Sheldon, like all the way.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh right, how about that home run.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Let's make it more awkward for your mother.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
He knows how he got here. He knows.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I'm sorry, nobody all of this out.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are you editing this?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Really, they probably been a couple of times. I think
that we really edited the fifteen.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Minutes, most of them because of me.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Yeah, a couple of times we stopped and said let's
start over because it was so bad. It was just
so and most of the time it's Scotty.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Yeah, all right, we're going to fast forward to Danielle
and her mom having a conversation. How come you just
didn't do that for this podcast?
Speaker 8 (05:16):
You'll get the call going Roseanne, did you hear what
your daughter said today on the podcast? And my mother
will say, I don't even know how to watch the podcast, so.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We should be good. Awesome, So, Scotty, how many minutes?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Uh? Five and a half?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
We've been talking for only five minutes?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I thought you said we had five and a half left. No,
that's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Well, congratulations to Danielle. You sold out your comedy event.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, it's so exciting. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Wait, people were asking though, even though they can't come
to the event at this point, they still want to
donate money.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
How do you do that?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
If you go to Happy Jackworld dot com, Let me
just double check, because I don't want to send you
to the wrong place. Half the time, I don't know
what I'm talking about. Happy, You'll be careful of how
it's happy. Jack's Happy jacksworld dot com. You can go
there and you can donate money, so definitely that would be.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You can also get those super cool sweatshirts.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, actually this sweatshirt is available here. Let me show you.
I have it in a hoodie. Thank you. This is
my collection. It's lovely.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
You can get lots of those, and the proceeds go
to help mental health programs, so all the money goes back.
We don't keep any of it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
All goes back. These are very comfort.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Does open.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I make sure I don't open any tabs.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
You do it all when I'm at work. That's how
you get immunity when they come to go through your computer.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It was soo prep hello, oh wow, scary.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Get with it, man.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm sorry, I just don't. I really don't. There nobody
else want to share anything or drop a nugget.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Well, you know what I was saying.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
For Next year, though, Danielle, with your comedy show already planning,
we need to do some type of bet throughout the
year and whoever loses the bet has to do like
a good two minutes at your comedy show.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Are you gonna be opening? Are you gonna be doing it?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I will be introing and out throwing, but Guma Johnny.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Will be your host, okay, Because I really feel that
it puts a lot of pressure on anyone who gets
up and does anything at a comedy show because they
expect the person on stage out to be funny immediately.
That's why I've never accepted any gig where. That's why
I think I do this bet for next year. And
intro to a night they wanted me to intro a
night at Caroline's once, I'm like, no, the audience is
(07:29):
gonna expect me to be funny.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That is the one thing I turned down in my I.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Did want to perform at Caroline's a show that we
did there, and I did a couple of jokes I
got many people laugh They were they were interesting jokes.
They were kind of funny.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
You remember them.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
But one of them was about like it was right
when all those drugs started to come out, you know
that would help certain things that were wrong with you,
side effects or like you have itchy skin, but the
side effects are leaky.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Anis, yeah, you know, your boom falls off your half
all that, and I would go, you know what, I'm
gonna keep my itchy skin. I think I'm much better
with my itchy skin than it'll leak sometimes.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I don't know, but that was the joke just at
that point. No, no, no, I understand that was the joke.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
But I think that's a good kickoff one objection. I
actually think I found ale in this joke, and I
want to I just want to clarify.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I think that getting wood is more important than you know,
a rash, so you would.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Sacrifice one for the other.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I think it depends on how bad the other thing was.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
So you know what we all figured out recently because
because of all like the Ocempic craze, and we know
so many people who are doing it, and then it
gives you that Olympic face. We were all talking about
what's more important to you or your face or your body,
and everyone picked face.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's important.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Aggressive So does that? What is that? What happens when
you take these drugs? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I don't think it happens to everyone, but a lot
of people get some like you start to look old.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You got to remember everybody is different, everyone's makeup is different.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
It's the same.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
It's gonna what happens to you may not happen to me.
And having the garment ganny. But some people are getting
go zembic skins, some people are getting a lot of
other issues, and.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
And some people are losing weight.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, yeah, ship yourself special.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, everybody seems to be losing weight on it. But
would you sacrifice your face for a perfect body.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And a clean pair of pants?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Neither if you lose a lot of.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Weight on this, but you're going to be shipping your
pants every day? Would you do it?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Do I have?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Do I have like a chance to run to the
bathroom or just it's just it's never gonna you.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Gotta play your hand, no shot.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
And I think there are plenty of people that would
prefer to ship their pants and.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Skinny literally no shot because I ain't get taking of
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But I don't want that. I'd rather do it the
natural way.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Everyone heard that what.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Did you do?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Okay, all right, you said you were not doing it
this year?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Doing what? Making fun of scary? I love scary?
Speaker 6 (09:52):
He's been a lot better. Scotty has been a hell
of a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Does it make fun of me behind my back in
front of your face? Okay, all the time?
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Right now it's hundred back because he's sitting behind you.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, now I'm just wondering.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
No, no, no, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Never behind your pa.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
There definitely is a change, Scotty.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
He's he's less like you know, uh, sarcastic when you're
you ask him something or a joke, wise.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
You know, trying trying really hard.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I noticed, Hey, you know what I noticed?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
You?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's all good, all right, I'm good for how many
minutes now, Scotty ten?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Also, let's all go take ozenpic two thirds through.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Them.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
You know, my father in law is on it because
he was trying to he's been trying to lose weight
since my wedding ten years ago. He took the first
you know, because it comes in like a pen like
a very insolent penalty, which I used to use, uh
because I'm a diabetic. But he did the entire pen
and we're like, you need to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
You're you're good.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
How much you're supposed to do?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Like only like a unit. Oh I did a unit
or two.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
He did the entire pen. Problem problem was problem is
he didn't put the needle in. There was no need
so he just he clicked the whole pen.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
We wasted it.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Well, no, nothing came out because the needle, the needle
wasn't fully in. So we're like, you saved yourself from
killing yourself pretty much because he didn't know.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
All right, all right, that's it.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
That's my that's my ozembic story for the day.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And you know what you have? You have diabetes.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Technically, I've been on this trend for years.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It could be you should take that, or you could
take that.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Not for type one though, right, Uh, well it's for
it could be for anybody really does It doesn't matter.
But I don't need to be on two different different
insulince too. And are you saying I'm fat?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
No, No, no, I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Just saying that. There we go. I got more yogurt
on my face more.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
We'll leave it right there. Let's call the title of
this episode yogurt on my face.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, I guess that's it. All right, see you
guys tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, no, we won't what the fifteen minute morning show
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