February 12, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
find El.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let's do it the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. If
we look a little worn down? Of course, it's Super
Bowl Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We got up and did the show. We did, Okay,
we we did. What's so funny, Nate? Why are you
giving Amphacima laugh?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Said worn down?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I'm like, go make fun of David that way, make
fun our friend David Katz is joining us.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I didn't know there was a football game on last night,
not one day. And if it wasn't for my next
door neighbor yesterday morning telling me that San Francisco is
into the game, I would not have been able to
tell you who was playing.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Even I knew that.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You see.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know what, You're not alone a lot of you
know what, we assume everyone watches.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Not everyone watches.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And David Cat's a great example. So what did you
do last night? Dave watched The Sopranos.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, David, they started rewatching that and I watched three episodes. Uh,
and yeah, I did not miss the Super Bowl at all.
What I did hear from folks is that the commercials
weren't very good, uh or not to the level of
previous Super Bowl year.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Point is that the game was actually better than the commercial.
The game was actually good and the halftime but usher
was great. We all love that.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
I noticed something like with the trailers of all the
movies that came out, like we got even less of
the trailer and then they shot everybody to go watch.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
The full thing online.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Normally it was the full thing.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It was like, oh, Wolverine, we say something.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Oh no, I just I didn't think the commercials were
really spectacular at all. There were a few that were
very funny. The Uber Eats commercials were great. Saravey Duncan
was cute Duncan, Beyonce releasing new music. But overall I
was kind of like, huh, the very boring.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I love the Mayo commercial. Commercial was great.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We got to find it for you to know. I
really that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I don't need to reenact it.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
No, I don't want you to reenact it.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I will tell you. Something I enjoyed was Scottie b
with his daughter getting ready for the game. During the game,
you said a story on Instagram, yeah about how you
are hashtag dad, Yeah, hashtag super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
That's right, well, you know, why does everybody want to
make fun of me? You know, I had a great
time with my daughter. She did the she did the
whole you know, she made the cake and she wore
the tailor thing. And you know what I'm in for Taylor?
Who cares? Cooper and I had a good time.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Got to be That's not what anyone cares about.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why my stupid, my stupid little description.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yea, ever, your caption was hilarious. Can you can you
read it out loud and then we'll go further with that.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, wait, you want me to read it? Or said Scotti?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, no, you read it? Okay, what does it say?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
This is the caption?
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Picture is a picture of Scotty and his daughter, Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
With a Kansas City cake, and he's got on a
shirt that says Karma. She's got on an eighty seven
for the Chiefs. So it says, sorry, you can't take
away my hashtag man card. I have a hashtag dad
card and that Trump's all. So Andrew loses it when
he sees these captions because he's just always giving Scotti
shit about his caption. No, read it again, Sorry, you
(03:20):
can't take away my hashtag man card. I have a
hashtag dad card and that trumps all.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
He posted that voluntarily. He wasn't drunk, he posted it himself.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, okay, then what happened?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Then we get this from Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You can't take away.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
My man card. I have a dad card and that
trumps all hashtag here for tailor and Cooper's that.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I should be wearing a sweater around my neck. He's
such an asshole.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
He's so funny.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, look, you know, we did talk about this last week.
A lot of fathers were so excited because Taylor Swift
brought their daughters to watch the game last night and
to watch the game with dad, and so you you
experienced the same thing. I'm the same way. I think
people who are really toasted over over the Taylor Swift
thing get a life.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Leave him alone.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Seriously, we were just.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He does have this thing with captions, which it's almost like, uh,
it's like public relations one oh one.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Somebody's practicing writing a press release. Whenever you do a
caption like when.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
He does with celebrities, Like if it's with him in
Ice Spice, you'd be like, this was a cool meet
up me and I Spice.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He's very clever. You're very clever.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Why does everyone make fun of me?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Then?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh God, because it's because it's very clever.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Okay, would we call it clever? I want. I wish
Andrew is in here right now because he scrolls through
his Facebook and just roasts them.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now, I don't do it anymore. You guys have all
discouraged me.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
I don't such a baby.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
What my God, like you said your dad your dad
card Trump's at all.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
By the way, I don't like social media shaming. By
the way, I'm with you, Scotty.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now, let me say this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
At least I didn't post my Usher picture like you did.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
People.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
That's exactly well, that's exactly it. That's why I don't
shame others on social media because because in.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
This industry that's shame.
Speaker 9 (05:20):
They'll be all on the people in this industry that
shame others for posting pictures.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Because I met Usher twice, so I know something to
post him. Scary. Let me be honest with you, Scary.
When you posted a photo of you and Usher, I
thought he had passed away. You you are famous for
posting photos of you and the nearly the newly deceased.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
No, I don't agree with the social media shaming. Stop it,
everybody and.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is so wrong. No, no, no, no, let's get back to
it with Andrew.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Andrew, I don't have my phone and I need to
make fun of Scotty's captions. Did he take it from me?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You stole his phone?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah? So?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I okay?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What are the captions? Are you loving on the current
Instagram posts from scar code?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Put it in?
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Just put your code in? Bosco his last Instagram story yesterday?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Truly?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Oh well, I have to read it as you.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
We played it, read it again for old time sake.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Sorry, you can't take away my man card. I have
a dead card and that Trump's all hashtag here for
Taylor and Cooper.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Wait did he spell out ha ha at the end.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
He didn't.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
I'm just imagining him saying it that way. I will
fight another fight, another one that you love? Oh what
about this one? Fun night with my girls celebrating our
friend Gabby.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
It's just the way he says it.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You've been posting so much, didn't you say?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Didn't you have a black eyed peas reference in that one?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Oh my god? What about this one?
Speaker 8 (06:59):
All these is never thought to take a picture with
my buddy Danny. Been getting haircuts from here since I
was a little boy.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
On Scotty's captions are probably the highlight of our group chat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I know, so funny, but he has a different voice
for Scotty. When Scotty tries to impress me, oh he does.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think this is the birth of a new podcast.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
And impressions are amazing. Andrew has the best impressions ever.
I get a little suspect though, when you ask him
to do one and he's like, oh, I don't have
one for that. I don't buy it. I feel like
he doesn't want to be mean.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Well it has to be, you know, I just have
to like know you enough to know, like your little
inflections are like what what works like Scotty? Like I
just read that it's his announcer in that voice, But
otherwise Scotty sounds like this for the most part to me.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
And sometimes yes, I was gonna get to that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So like I'll walk in and do something in the
studio and then Scotty be whipped out a banana starts
eating it, and so what would Scotty say at that
point with his banana and me in the room.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Elvis do you see this banana? God, I got them
extra long, Elvis. Do you think I could fit the
whole thing in my mouth? Elvis?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Should I?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
I'll try, Elvis, just a little fit.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What's the southern drawl? That is an accurate U to
the word verbatim replay of one one incident in this
studio with Scotty be in a banana.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
But he says that's not what he does. He's just
is casually staring at you in your eyes while he
eats a banana hole.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
The entire thing, which, by the way, is very impressive.
I'm impressed by it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
But Jesus, no.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Carman, it's like mc cartmen and mister mister you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So, David catch, what do you think of our fifteen
minute podcast so far?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Now I understand why the podcast network is not making
any money.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Too soon, David.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We're in it just to have fun. We're not here
for the money. Are you crazy? You know we're ten
minutes ten, so I think we're done. Have a beautiful day, everyone, What.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
To do fifteen Daniel?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, we don't have to do anything. We don't want
enough sponsors it. Plus it's a day of the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Retired.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
They're lucky show about okay by
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
find El.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let's do it the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. If
we look a little worn down? Of course, it's Super
Bowl Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We got up and did the show. We did, Okay,
we we did. What's so funny, Nate? Why are you
giving Amphacima laugh?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Said worn down?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I'm like, go make fun of David that way, make
fun our friend David Katz is joining us.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I didn't know there was a football game on last night,
not one day. And if it wasn't for my next
door neighbor yesterday morning telling me that San Francisco is
into the game, I would not have been able to
tell you who was playing.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Even I knew that.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You see.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You know what, You're not alone a lot of you
know what, we assume everyone watches.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Not everyone watches.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And David Cat's a great example. So what did you
do last night? Dave watched The Sopranos.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, David, they started rewatching that and I watched three episodes. Uh,
and yeah, I did not miss the Super Bowl at all.
What I did hear from folks is that the commercials
weren't very good, uh or not to the level of
previous Super Bowl year.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Point is that the game was actually better than the commercial.
The game was actually good and the halftime but usher
was great. We all love that.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
I noticed something like with the trailers of all the
movies that came out, like we got even less of
the trailer and then they shot everybody to go watch.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
The full thing online.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Normally it was the full thing.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It was like, oh, Wolverine, we say something.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Oh no, I just I didn't think the commercials were
really spectacular at all. There were a few that were
very funny. The Uber Eats commercials were great. Saravey Duncan
was cute Duncan, Beyonce releasing new music. But overall I
was kind of like, huh, the very boring.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I love the Mayo commercial. Commercial was great.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
We got to find it for you to know. I
really that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I don't need to reenact it.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
No, I don't want you to reenact it.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I will tell you. Something I enjoyed was Scottie b
with his daughter getting ready for the game. During the game,
you said a story on Instagram, yeah about how you
are hashtag dad, Yeah, hashtag super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
That's right, well, you know, why does everybody want to
make fun of me? You know, I had a great
time with my daughter. She did the she did the
whole you know, she made the cake and she wore
the tailor thing. And you know what I'm in for Taylor?
Who cares? Cooper and I had a good time.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Got to be That's not what anyone cares about.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why my stupid, my stupid little description.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yea, ever, your caption was hilarious. Can you can you
read it out loud and then we'll go further with that.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, wait, you want me to read it? Or said Scotti?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, no, you read it? Okay, what does it say?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
This is the caption?
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Picture is a picture of Scotty and his daughter, Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
With a Kansas City cake, and he's got on a
shirt that says Karma. She's got on an eighty seven
for the Chiefs. So it says, sorry, you can't take
away my hashtag man card. I have a hashtag dad
card and that Trump's all. So Andrew loses it when
he sees these captions because he's just always giving Scotti
shit about his caption. No, read it again, Sorry, you
(03:20):
can't take away my hashtag man card. I have a
hashtag dad card and that trumps all.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
He posted that voluntarily. He wasn't drunk, he posted it himself.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, okay, then what happened?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Then we get this from Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You can't take away.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
My man card. I have a dad card and that
trumps all hashtag here for tailor and Cooper's that.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I should be wearing a sweater around my neck. He's
such an asshole.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
He's so funny.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, look, you know, we did talk about this last week.
A lot of fathers were so excited because Taylor Swift
brought their daughters to watch the game last night and
to watch the game with dad, and so you you
experienced the same thing. I'm the same way. I think
people who are really toasted over over the Taylor Swift
thing get a life.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Leave him alone.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Seriously, we were just.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He does have this thing with captions, which it's almost like, uh,
it's like public relations one oh one.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Somebody's practicing writing a press release. Whenever you do a
caption like when.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
He does with celebrities, Like if it's with him in
Ice Spice, you'd be like, this was a cool meet
up me and I Spice.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
He's very clever. You're very clever.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Why does everyone make fun of me?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Then?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh God, because it's because it's very clever.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Okay, would we call it clever? I want. I wish
Andrew is in here right now because he scrolls through
his Facebook and just roasts them.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now, I don't do it anymore. You guys have all
discouraged me.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
I don't such a baby.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
What my God, like you said your dad your dad
card Trump's at all.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
By the way, I don't like social media shaming. By
the way, I'm with you, Scotty.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now, let me say this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
At least I didn't post my Usher picture like you did.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
People.
Speaker 9 (05:12):
That's exactly well, that's exactly it. That's why I don't
shame others on social media because because in.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
This industry that's shame.
Speaker 9 (05:20):
They'll be all on the people in this industry that
shame others for posting pictures.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Because I met Usher twice, so I know something to
post him. Scary. Let me be honest with you, Scary.
When you posted a photo of you and Usher, I
thought he had passed away. You you are famous for
posting photos of you and the nearly the newly deceased.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
No, I don't agree with the social media shaming. Stop it,
everybody and.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is so wrong. No, no, no, no, let's get back to
it with Andrew.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Andrew, I don't have my phone and I need to
make fun of Scotty's captions. Did he take it from me?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You stole his phone?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah? So?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I okay?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What are the captions? Are you loving on the current
Instagram posts from scar code?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Put it in?
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Just put your code in? Bosco his last Instagram story yesterday?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Truly?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Oh well, I have to read it as you.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
We played it, read it again for old time sake.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Sorry, you can't take away my man card. I have
a dead card and that Trump's all hashtag here for
Taylor and Cooper.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Wait did he spell out ha ha at the end.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
He didn't.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
I'm just imagining him saying it that way. I will
fight another fight, another one that you love? Oh what
about this one? Fun night with my girls celebrating our
friend Gabby.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
It's just the way he says it.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You've been posting so much, didn't you say?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Didn't you have a black eyed peas reference in that one?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Oh my god? What about this one?
Speaker 8 (06:59):
All these is never thought to take a picture with
my buddy Danny. Been getting haircuts from here since I
was a little boy.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
On Scotty's captions are probably the highlight of our group chat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I know, so funny, but he has a different voice
for Scotty. When Scotty tries to impress me, oh he does.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I think this is the birth of a new podcast.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
And impressions are amazing. Andrew has the best impressions ever.
I get a little suspect though, when you ask him
to do one and he's like, oh, I don't have
one for that. I don't buy it. I feel like
he doesn't want to be mean.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Well it has to be, you know, I just have
to like know you enough to know, like your little
inflections are like what what works like Scotty? Like I
just read that it's his announcer in that voice, But
otherwise Scotty sounds like this for the most part to me.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
And sometimes yes, I was gonna get to that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So like I'll walk in and do something in the
studio and then Scotty be whipped out a banana starts
eating it, and so what would Scotty say at that
point with his banana and me in the room.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Elvis do you see this banana? God, I got them
extra long, Elvis. Do you think I could fit the
whole thing in my mouth? Elvis?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Should I?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
I'll try, Elvis, just a little fit.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What's the southern drawl? That is an accurate U to
the word verbatim replay of one one incident in this
studio with Scotty be in a banana.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
But he says that's not what he does. He's just
is casually staring at you in your eyes while he
eats a banana hole.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
The entire thing, which, by the way, is very impressive.
I'm impressed by it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
But Jesus, no.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Carman, it's like mc cartmen and mister mister you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So, David catch, what do you think of our fifteen
minute podcast so far?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Now I understand why the podcast network is not making
any money.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Too soon, David.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
We're in it just to have fun. We're not here
for the money. Are you crazy? You know we're ten
minutes ten, so I think we're done. Have a beautiful day, everyone, What.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
To do fifteen Daniel?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, we don't have to do anything. We don't want
enough sponsors it. Plus it's a day of the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Retired.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
They're lucky show about okay by
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The fifteen minute morning show
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