February 8, 2024 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen minute morning show, fifteen morning show podcast.
Let's go. Almost everyone's here except for Gandhi. Where is she?
What is she doing?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Everyone has their own theory. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So some field it's a bathroom break.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Also we've heard she stopped buying. She's having a meeting
with Andrew. I don't know. Yeah, shall be hearing them.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, I think she was painting.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
She is having a meeting with an I found a
very big defect with the bathroom upstairs. And then I
was having a conversation with Andrew about podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Sorry, good, Well we're podcasting now. Say helloh you went
to the private bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I did. I don't like the wait. If you go
to the private bathroom, that means maybe you didn't more
than pay No, I didn't you come Where.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is the private bathroom? Well, it's private.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's like a private dancer.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's on the tenth floor. There's a twentieth of the
traffic up there. Then there is down here. Down here.
You hear things. You can bring diamond in here to
attest to the stuff that you hear. The toilets are
always a disaster and disgusting, and I'm just not a floor.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I mean it's like a spa experience, that private bathroom.
But there is instructions on how to use the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
What you didn't go to the private private one?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What are you doing with twine?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh, I'm no. That's my my plug for my computer.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So it it looks like twine from it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
They don't sell a lot of twine anymore. We used
to buy it to tie up newspapers.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh, yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is that the stuffwaight?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Is that the stuff that kind of like comes.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Some Yeah, they have they have that one and they
just have the right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Smooth It's like twine. You know. I use twine in
the in the kitchen. I have kitchen twine.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Do you what do you use it for?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I wrap it up, you know, chickens and pieces of
meat to wrap it up so it can sell you
if you buy If you buy meat from your butcher,
they twine it up for you. That is twine.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Don't they use that for like sausage and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, you can be careful. Absolutely, we were so much
just wondering where Gandhi was. Now we're talking about twine.
This show is fay so real?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Quickly on the tenth floor in the in the like
public bathroom up there, the toilet flushes, one of them
every thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It just keeps flushing.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's like old faithful.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
You know.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Great about that bathroom is the doors go floor to ceiling,
so you can't see shoes underneath it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
See I've only heard stories about this. I've never been
up there, and we've been here for over a year.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You have no time?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Can we send a remote camera up to the ten
floors and they can investigate during our podcast?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
What else is on the tenth floor?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
A lot of stuff? They just look a bunch of people.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Up theyde wait what do they do? Engineering?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
The engineers are our engineers. And then there's the My
question was what do they do?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You know what else is kidding? It's our catalog of
sh is up there too? In someone's office?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yes really yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
The history of the elo Elvist around in the morning
show is in boxes.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Wait, hold on, hold on. We have an office dedicated.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No someone's office that hasn't been that hasn't used it.
Because we rooted from Tribeca.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
We packed everything up and we left them and we
put them neatly in someone's office.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So now that it sounds as if we have a
curator of all our old show.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What a museum. How many floors does I heart have
in this building?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Five?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
We got twelve, twelve and eleven and eleven and fourteen
and fourteen.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Elvis, you're still looking for your gone fisting sign?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yes, I think I might know where it could be.
So downstairs there's a there's an unfinished area that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They're we've dug through there.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
There's so many boxes down there.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
From the move I was sticking out of the box.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It was so big.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Let's go get some good.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
We did find Max's dog bad, but other than that,
we can't find anything else.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There are so many boxes that are still unpacked from
our move over a year later, and we were thinking
maybe in one of those boxes. It's just it was
such a pig fuck was the way they moved us
a new building. No one's taking control.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
But isn't that just like anybody too, Like you move
into a new place and then there's boxes that you
just don't touch forever. At that point.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I have some boxes in the basement of this house
that have been packed since twenty five years ago. Really,
I kid you not. It's old tapes of my old
shows and things.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh my god, you should go rumm.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's through there one day. No.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I do have a question though, with tomorrow being the
last show before the Super Bowl, are we doing the
vibrator race?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Race? The racetrack's gone? Is the racetracks in the it's
near my gone fisting signs? So we wait a second.
We actually moved that up here. We actually put a
sticker on it. We said, mustard is scary. That's hard point.
Everything we put a sticker on is missing.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Didn't we use it last year?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Here?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Thought we did?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I thought? Is it?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Is it in the closet in the back?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What if we use? Can't we use like the board?
Like it won't.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Minute? Hold on, how do you lose a vibrator racetrack.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
In someone's house?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Somebody? I think somebody took it.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Someone's having that on Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
We could do is we could just line up a
bunch of them by the windows over there, and the
first one to bounce over the step first wins.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We had a regulation vibrator racetrack we did by mattel Well.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
More more importantly, we need the vibrators too.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Well, Daniel and God, they can bring those in the
one with.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
The stash of them.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's true, She'll bring them, I'm sure. Yeah, her vib
Her vibrators are not racing vibrators. All the SAMs vibrights
have a little they're fancy.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Her vibrators look like air pods or something. Every time
I see them, I'm like, oh, you got beats all this?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They look like shrimp contail.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I don't think I've ever taken a deep dive into this.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh boy. Anyway, So what do you want to talk
about on today's podcast? I don't know. We've talked about
it a lot. We've covered so many areas.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
What are you guys all doing for the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Nothing? Say, I'm going to a party. There's two of
us and we're going to party on our own. What
about you, Scotty, You're going to a party?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah, I'm going to a friend of mine's party that
we go to every year. My me and my younger
daughter are going to go, and she wants to get
all Taylor swifted out, and I'm like, I'm not spending
sixty bucks on a sweatshirt and a dumb hat.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Do it please?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Did you see all the sweatshirts now? Like, yes, whatever,
I'm rooting for Taylor's boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Yeah, I mean it is kind of cool because like
that story that came out. I mean, when the playoff
game was on last weekend or two weekends ago or whatever,
it was like the girls and I were actually sitting
at the kitchen table and watching the game because they
wanted to see Taylor, and I actually kind of enjoyed
the football.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well that's what I said, you know, in that New
York Post article today talking about how a lot of
dads are loving the fact that Taylor Swift will be
a part of the Super Bowl because their daughters won't
be there with them to watch the game.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Scottiham, have you figured out football yet?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
There's two point conversions and downs and blitzes. I'm lost.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What's your biggest question about football?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Everything?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You know?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
How I learned about football though I played Madden for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Wow, that's a good way.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And it taught me so much about football and points
and all these things.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Somebody was trying to explain it to me and I
fell asleep.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
In a sentence. In a sentence, you get four tries
to go ten yards. Okay, that's pretty much the crux
of football. You get four.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
A lot goes on in between those tries, but.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's the easiest way they go.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I've got to run to a meeting. Sorry, everybody. Floor
like experience up there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
There's lotion.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's great experience this bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I need to take a pooh.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Do you have a j O station at work?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No? I don't do that up there.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
So there's a more exclusive bathroom than the one you
guys have been talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It is.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
It is a one.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I mean it's just like a I don't know, there's
like a gilded metal toilet standing.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Yeah, it's great, like somebody really took the time to
decorate it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I mean, there's great.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeahh wait, what's a gilded toilet stand.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's just it's like a rack with like like fancy
metal swirls and stuff. It's really nice up there behind
the toilet, behind it or next to it, like it
holding like towels and toilet paper and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You really enjoyed it up there.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think I know where you're gone fisting sign when Elvis.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Where it could be there? Yeah, all have a good
time at the meeting there and eight.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Don't forget the flush.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Back to this gilded toilet wreck. Why would we have that?
That is so anti how we decorated iHeart radio.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
It's just a it's a weird. It almost looks like
it was left here from the like the eighties.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I bet you somebody who occupied that office.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It might have been the CEO of some crazy company
before long before.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Sounds like someone that had a twenty percent off and beyond.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yes, Oh man, I think I'm going to sue them.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Maybe talk about it, Gandhi, you were talking about this earlier.
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I have tried to unsubscribe to their mailing list repeatedly,
and I keep getting emails from them, at least for
a day. I don't know what else I could possibly
do besides start some type of lawsuit to make them
stop emailing me. I don't want them anymore. I'm sure
all of you guys are getting these same emails too.
How do you get off the damn list?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
You know that's overstock dot com. They just bought the
name and the whatever, So maybe go through them.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But not even that, I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
To just be able to hit on subscribe.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Like all our emails are definitely on the dark web somewhere.
So after we unsubscribe from one, you know, they just
buy it from another and then there there we are more.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I just got two notifications that my email was found
on the dark web.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, I get those all the day too,
all the time too.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I wouldn't even well, you're there, just look for yourself.
I wish they would put our show in the dark way.
We have more.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Listeners, we can, we can manufacture that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Hey. So the question is, is anyone else doing anything
for the Super Bowl? Gandhi, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'm very torn because all the Jersey City people usually
go to a bar or something watch it have a
good time. But I enjoy watching the game more at
my place than I do at a bar, because I
do want to hear the commercials, and I do want
to hear the halftime show, and I want to hear
what's actually going on in the game, and at bars,
you miss.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Seventy In fact, yes, very good point, because three years
ago I went to a bar to watch it, and
I'll never do it again because I'm like.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Stop, I was with you, you were with me, that's right.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
All of a sudden, like the commercials came on and
then the sound goes off and the DJ starts spinning.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
That the only time I don't know music.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's so different to somebody's house. You go to a
party someone's house, and people just don't shut the hell up.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And that's why Alex and I are having a party
of four. It's Alex, me and two schnauzers.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I think I'm gonna do that and then I can
eat whatever I want. I'm all asleep on my couch
if I need to, that's great.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
See, we're going to a small party. He's just a
very small gathering. But you know, my husband, he sets
up this super Bowl pool and gives away crap that
we find that he's collected over the years, or that
I have around the house.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
How do we enter the pool that morning?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
He will, we will make a video and we will
put your money. And no, it's free. Are you kidding me?
It's all free. He does it for fun. Would make
money because he does it for fun to give people
a good time. So but it's it's he, you know.
I mean, it might be a good idea, maybe one
year to do it for charity or something. But he
does it for free, and he gives away like you know,
jockstraps and like you know, last chickens, rubber chickens.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I have one of those rubber chickens.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Did you give away a porcelain Harry Potter last year?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I meant from around your home.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So it's stuff that he's bought over the year. If
he sees something that he thinks would be funny, like
a stuffed lama lama, whatever, he'll buy it.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
It's jock strap.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
No, no, no, no. The jockstrap he gave away was
from Nashville. I think we bought that in Nashville. But
he just finds little things that he thinks are funny
and people will get a kick out of, and we
we give him away. And you know, it's like Sheldon's
I call it Sheldon's crap. He calls it Sheldon's like
I don't know, fines treasure treasures or something. So yeah,
I think when we do a podcast, we're gonna be putting.
(12:28):
I'm gonna call it Sheldon's crap. He'll call it Sheldon's
Treasures into our podcast somehow, because he's obsessed. But I
think it's fun. So the morning of Super Bowl he'll
make a video you can get in on the boxes
and then it goes very fast. He usually does two
sets of boxes, and then uh, during the whole game,
we give away the prizes. The biggest prize comes at
(12:49):
the end of the game. Obviously, the biggest piece of
crap comes.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
With rubber chicken.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So yeah, but it's fun. It's a lot of fun.
We love doing it every year.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
There you go, so Super Bowl Sunday on the way.
I'm glad we figured out what we're doing. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
All right, just get out of here, have a beautiful day.
Love you. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen minute morning show, fifteen morning show podcast.
Let's go. Almost everyone's here except for Gandhi. Where is she?
What is she doing?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Everyone has their own theory. It's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So some field it's a bathroom break.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Also we've heard she stopped buying. She's having a meeting
with Andrew. I don't know. Yeah, shall be hearing them.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, I think she was painting.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
She is having a meeting with an I found a
very big defect with the bathroom upstairs. And then I
was having a conversation with Andrew about podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Sorry, good, Well we're podcasting now. Say helloh you went
to the private bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I did. I don't like the wait. If you go
to the private bathroom, that means maybe you didn't more
than pay No, I didn't you come Where.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is the private bathroom? Well, it's private.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's like a private dancer.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's on the tenth floor. There's a twentieth of the
traffic up there. Then there is down here. Down here.
You hear things. You can bring diamond in here to
attest to the stuff that you hear. The toilets are
always a disaster and disgusting, and I'm just not a floor.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I mean it's like a spa experience, that private bathroom.
But there is instructions on how to use the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
What you didn't go to the private private one?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What are you doing with twine?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh, I'm no. That's my my plug for my computer.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So it it looks like twine from it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
They don't sell a lot of twine anymore. We used
to buy it to tie up newspapers.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh, yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is that the stuffwaight?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Is that the stuff that kind of like comes.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Some Yeah, they have they have that one and they
just have the right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Smooth It's like twine. You know. I use twine in
the in the kitchen. I have kitchen twine.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Do you what do you use it for?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I wrap it up, you know, chickens and pieces of
meat to wrap it up so it can sell you
if you buy If you buy meat from your butcher,
they twine it up for you. That is twine.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Don't they use that for like sausage and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, you can be careful. Absolutely, we were so much
just wondering where Gandhi was. Now we're talking about twine.
This show is fay so real?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Quickly on the tenth floor in the in the like
public bathroom up there, the toilet flushes, one of them
every thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It just keeps flushing.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's like old faithful.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
You know.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Great about that bathroom is the doors go floor to ceiling,
so you can't see shoes underneath it.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
See I've only heard stories about this. I've never been
up there, and we've been here for over a year.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You have no time?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Can we send a remote camera up to the ten
floors and they can investigate during our podcast?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
What else is on the tenth floor?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
A lot of stuff? They just look a bunch of people.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Up theyde wait what do they do? Engineering?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
The engineers are our engineers. And then there's the My
question was what do they do?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You know what else is kidding? It's our catalog of
sh is up there too? In someone's office?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yes really yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
The history of the elo Elvist around in the morning
show is in boxes.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Wait, hold on, hold on. We have an office dedicated.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No someone's office that hasn't been that hasn't used it.
Because we rooted from Tribeca.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
We packed everything up and we left them and we
put them neatly in someone's office.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So now that it sounds as if we have a
curator of all our old show.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What a museum. How many floors does I heart have
in this building?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Five?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
We got twelve, twelve and eleven and eleven and fourteen
and fourteen.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Elvis, you're still looking for your gone fisting sign?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yes, I think I might know where it could be.
So downstairs there's a there's an unfinished area that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They're we've dug through there.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
There's so many boxes down there.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
From the move I was sticking out of the box.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
It was so big.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Let's go get some good.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
We did find Max's dog bad, but other than that,
we can't find anything else.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There are so many boxes that are still unpacked from
our move over a year later, and we were thinking
maybe in one of those boxes. It's just it was
such a pig fuck was the way they moved us
a new building. No one's taking control.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
But isn't that just like anybody too, Like you move
into a new place and then there's boxes that you
just don't touch forever. At that point.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I have some boxes in the basement of this house
that have been packed since twenty five years ago. Really,
I kid you not. It's old tapes of my old
shows and things.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh my god, you should go rumm.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's through there one day. No.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I do have a question though, with tomorrow being the
last show before the Super Bowl, are we doing the
vibrator race?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Race? The racetrack's gone? Is the racetracks in the it's
near my gone fisting signs? So we wait a second.
We actually moved that up here. We actually put a
sticker on it. We said, mustard is scary. That's hard point.
Everything we put a sticker on is missing.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Didn't we use it last year?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Here?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Thought we did?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I thought? Is it?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Is it in the closet in the back?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What if we use? Can't we use like the board?
Like it won't.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Minute? Hold on, how do you lose a vibrator racetrack.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
In someone's house?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Somebody? I think somebody took it.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Someone's having that on Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
We could do is we could just line up a
bunch of them by the windows over there, and the
first one to bounce over the step first wins.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We had a regulation vibrator racetrack we did by mattel Well.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
More more importantly, we need the vibrators too.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Well, Daniel and God, they can bring those in the
one with.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
The stash of them.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's true, She'll bring them, I'm sure. Yeah, her vib
Her vibrators are not racing vibrators. All the SAMs vibrights
have a little they're fancy.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Her vibrators look like air pods or something. Every time
I see them, I'm like, oh, you got beats all this?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They look like shrimp contail.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I don't think I've ever taken a deep dive into this.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh boy. Anyway, So what do you want to talk
about on today's podcast? I don't know. We've talked about
it a lot. We've covered so many areas.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
What are you guys all doing for the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Nothing? Say, I'm going to a party. There's two of
us and we're going to party on our own. What
about you, Scotty, You're going to a party?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah, I'm going to a friend of mine's party that
we go to every year. My me and my younger
daughter are going to go, and she wants to get
all Taylor swifted out, and I'm like, I'm not spending
sixty bucks on a sweatshirt and a dumb hat.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Do it please?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Did you see all the sweatshirts now? Like, yes, whatever,
I'm rooting for Taylor's boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Yeah, I mean it is kind of cool because like
that story that came out. I mean, when the playoff
game was on last weekend or two weekends ago or whatever,
it was like the girls and I were actually sitting
at the kitchen table and watching the game because they
wanted to see Taylor, and I actually kind of enjoyed
the football.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well that's what I said, you know, in that New
York Post article today talking about how a lot of
dads are loving the fact that Taylor Swift will be
a part of the Super Bowl because their daughters won't
be there with them to watch the game.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Scottiham, have you figured out football yet?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
There's two point conversions and downs and blitzes. I'm lost.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What's your biggest question about football?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Everything?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You know?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
How I learned about football though I played Madden for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Wow, that's a good way.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And it taught me so much about football and points
and all these things.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Somebody was trying to explain it to me and I
fell asleep.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
In a sentence. In a sentence, you get four tries
to go ten yards. Okay, that's pretty much the crux
of football. You get four.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
A lot goes on in between those tries, but.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's the easiest way they go.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I've got to run to a meeting. Sorry, everybody. Floor
like experience up there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
There's lotion.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's great experience this bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I need to take a pooh.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Do you have a j O station at work?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No? I don't do that up there.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
So there's a more exclusive bathroom than the one you
guys have been talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It is.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
It is a one.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I mean it's just like a I don't know, there's
like a gilded metal toilet standing.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Yeah, it's great, like somebody really took the time to
decorate it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I mean, there's great.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeahh wait, what's a gilded toilet stand.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's just it's like a rack with like like fancy
metal swirls and stuff. It's really nice up there behind
the toilet, behind it or next to it, like it
holding like towels and toilet paper and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You really enjoyed it up there.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think I know where you're gone fisting sign when Elvis.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Where it could be there? Yeah, all have a good
time at the meeting there and eight.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Don't forget the flush.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Back to this gilded toilet wreck. Why would we have that?
That is so anti how we decorated iHeart radio.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
It's just a it's a weird. It almost looks like
it was left here from the like the eighties.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I bet you somebody who occupied that office.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It might have been the CEO of some crazy company
before long before.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Sounds like someone that had a twenty percent off and beyond.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yes, Oh man, I think I'm going to sue them.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Maybe talk about it, Gandhi, you were talking about this earlier.
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I have tried to unsubscribe to their mailing list repeatedly,
and I keep getting emails from them, at least for
a day. I don't know what else I could possibly
do besides start some type of lawsuit to make them
stop emailing me. I don't want them anymore. I'm sure
all of you guys are getting these same emails too.
How do you get off the damn list?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
You know that's overstock dot com. They just bought the
name and the whatever, So maybe go through them.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But not even that, I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
To just be able to hit on subscribe.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Like all our emails are definitely on the dark web somewhere.
So after we unsubscribe from one, you know, they just
buy it from another and then there there we are more.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I just got two notifications that my email was found
on the dark web.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, I get those all the day too,
all the time too.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I wouldn't even well, you're there, just look for yourself.
I wish they would put our show in the dark way.
We have more.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Listeners, we can, we can manufacture that.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Hey. So the question is, is anyone else doing anything
for the Super Bowl? Gandhi, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'm very torn because all the Jersey City people usually
go to a bar or something watch it have a
good time. But I enjoy watching the game more at
my place than I do at a bar, because I
do want to hear the commercials, and I do want
to hear the halftime show, and I want to hear
what's actually going on in the game, and at bars,
you miss.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Seventy In fact, yes, very good point, because three years
ago I went to a bar to watch it, and
I'll never do it again because I'm like.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Stop, I was with you, you were with me, that's right.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
All of a sudden, like the commercials came on and
then the sound goes off and the DJ starts spinning.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
That the only time I don't know music.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's so different to somebody's house. You go to a
party someone's house, and people just don't shut the hell up.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And that's why Alex and I are having a party
of four. It's Alex, me and two schnauzers.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I think I'm gonna do that and then I can
eat whatever I want. I'm all asleep on my couch
if I need to, that's great.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
See, we're going to a small party. He's just a
very small gathering. But you know, my husband, he sets
up this super Bowl pool and gives away crap that
we find that he's collected over the years, or that
I have around the house.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
How do we enter the pool that morning?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
He will, we will make a video and we will
put your money. And no, it's free. Are you kidding me?
It's all free. He does it for fun. Would make
money because he does it for fun to give people
a good time. So but it's it's he, you know.
I mean, it might be a good idea, maybe one
year to do it for charity or something. But he
does it for free, and he gives away like you know,
jockstraps and like you know, last chickens, rubber chickens.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I have one of those rubber chickens.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Did you give away a porcelain Harry Potter last year?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I meant from around your home.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So it's stuff that he's bought over the year. If
he sees something that he thinks would be funny, like
a stuffed lama lama, whatever, he'll buy it.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
It's jock strap.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
No, no, no, no. The jockstrap he gave away was
from Nashville. I think we bought that in Nashville. But
he just finds little things that he thinks are funny
and people will get a kick out of, and we
we give him away. And you know, it's like Sheldon's
I call it Sheldon's crap. He calls it Sheldon's like
I don't know, fines treasure treasures or something. So yeah,
I think when we do a podcast, we're gonna be putting.
(12:28):
I'm gonna call it Sheldon's crap. He'll call it Sheldon's
Treasures into our podcast somehow, because he's obsessed. But I
think it's fun. So the morning of Super Bowl he'll
make a video you can get in on the boxes
and then it goes very fast. He usually does two
sets of boxes, and then uh, during the whole game,
we give away the prizes. The biggest prize comes at
(12:49):
the end of the game. Obviously, the biggest piece of
crap comes.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
With rubber chicken.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
So yeah, but it's fun. It's a lot of fun.
We love doing it every year.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
There you go, so Super Bowl Sunday on the way.
I'm glad we figured out what we're doing. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
All right, just get out of here, have a beautiful day.
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