February 7, 2024 • 9 mins
Thank goodness he wasn't on a date! What would you do if your friend sneezed their lobster pasta all over you?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
FIRL Morning Show. Here it is fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So many lights today. I'm hoping we're be getting a tan.
Oh my god, there's moose Knuckle and uh Gandhi's here,
Daniel's eating a Clementine. Clementine and Scotty Bees getting ready
to talk about something weird, and there's Scary and there's Garrett.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Let's go, here we go. So Scotty Bee wants to
lead the show today.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What do you have coming up?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I was wondering if any of you had embarrassing dinner stories,
because two nights ago, I went out for a birthday
dinner for some very close friends of mine. We were
at just It's a nice restaurant for me, because you know,
I like waffle House and I hop so it was.
It was a fairly nice restaurant, and I was eating
lobster pasta, and I was sitting next to the birthday
woman and we were talking whatever, and I had just eaten,
(01:05):
and all of a sudden, I felt a sneeze coming on.
So my mouth was completely full of food and it
was something that I could not avert, so I covered
my mouth with the cloth napkin like this, and I
sneezed and lobster sprayed out the side of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh god, like both ways.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I said no, only to the left, and it went
in her hair and on her face. It was like
a It was like a cartoon.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Was this a date?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
No, no, no no no. These are friends of mine. If
this was, If this was a date, I would never
see her again.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So she sprayed lost like lobster charles from a mouth.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
There was minced lobster in her hair, it went in
her purse. There was lobster everywhere.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
I was.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So it was like a lobster salad shot out of
your mouth into your birthday friend's hair.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yes, it was a lobster sprinkler, just sprayed everywhere, and
Danielle I didn't I guess I didn't. I didn't have
her hard enough with the napkin and it went out inside.
So it was just it was horribly embarrassing. But luckily
they're very, very good friends of mine. We were all
able to laugh it off.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, they were.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I wasn't trying to impress anybody, so you know my.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
My stories about lobster too.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I was cracking the lobster, and I put my fork
in there, and it flew across the room and landed
in this woman's boufont hair.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was there, it was there, It was there when
she left the restaurant. You don't say anything.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
You just watched it happen.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No what you say, I mean, no one saw it
happened that I know of. No one said anything.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And she ended up eating your entire dinner for like
an hour and at cocktails and left and she still
had lobster in her hair.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Not as bad as yours, Scottie.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Sorry, I'm sure she's still finding chunks in.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Her back.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Now from the chunks of massacre lobster.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It was delicious.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So when you have to sneeze, can't you always avert it?
Like if you put your hand, I can always stop
a sneeze.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
That was a hard one.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
But if you put your hand on your nose, you
can't know.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Because still you still have to go Henz.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You have food. Wait, you have food in your mouth.
You can't stop a sneeze with food in your mouth
while you're chewing. No, that's odd.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I think you can.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I think if you just hold your nose or put
your finger. Just try it next time.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It came on very fast and very hard. All I
could think to do is put the napkin.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Up, and he's allowed sneezer, hard sneezer as it is
without anything in his mouth.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
I was like, yeah, I would be concerned with trying
to stifle that sneeze inhaling it and then you're choking
right right, yeah, Or if you if you sneeze too
hard and cover it up on the front, you have
lobster shooting out your ears.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You know there must be cameras in that restaurant. I
should go back there and try to find something.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Definitely, did you say like what first words were I'm
sorry or.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry and it's just dripping
off her?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
How does your demeanor after that, I mean forgiving?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
No, she was she just she laughed like she just
laughed at all.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Clean up in the ladies room.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
No, she just stayed there and just picked it out.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Of new hair.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Scotty would smell like.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It was all good, the home shower, everything.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Did you finish the soup it was?
Speaker 6 (04:21):
It was?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was lobster pasta, Yeah, of course I finished. It
was delicious. I was not letting that go whatever was left. Yes, yes,
we're very very good friends.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yes, she's definitely telling that story to like everybody, just.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Be thankful that didn't happen on the date.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That's right, bel I would never see her again.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
These are people that you're comfortable, but this is something
that would happen to him on of course it.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Was absolutely scott I'm gonna be careful what I eat
on dates because it's not ended well before.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
And we're back to the pool.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Don't ever eat creamy there. Don't ever eat creamy crab.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Can we talk about how Scotty actually when you go
off to eat with him, it's like you're eating with
a bird. He gets up and there's a food.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It's like eating with a toddler, like the goldfish. I
feel like we should order a high chair.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Just some suggestions for Scottie B for his dates. I'm like,
you want to keep it to like sushi. You want
to keep it to things simple things. Don't go for
the Italian or the Mexican that on a first or
second date. Just go for like some nice, quaint things,
some tattoos.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know, Let's think about what that looks like. Being
shut out of a mouthing everywhere. Everything, everything needs to
go through the sneeze test.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
If he goes for Mexican, he's going to be in
the bathroom. No, I wouldn't do that. It was suggested
last week and I said.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No, I don't think it's a good don't to Italian. No,
too heavy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't think any food would be safe. Maybe you
shouldn't go on a date all, Maybe not go out
to dinner.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
No dinner dates, so just drinks, just drinks, just the
whole other problem for me.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, well, let's not talk about the other day he
got a little dizzy at lunch a little bit.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Oh yeah, Can we talk about like going to dinner
in general on a date, Like why did that become
such a tradition and a thing to do?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Why do you have to go and watch this other
person eat you? Can you just like go read books
together seriously and reads books on a date, like the tradition?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Think about it. Hey, let's go.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Because it's you go out because it's a it's a
social thing going out. The restaurants are just they're not
just for nourishment, they're for socializing.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
For Scotty's somebody that has issues eating and the problems
that ensue thereafter.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Why don't you go like a hike or a you know,
bike ride.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
She leaves them there because he can't make it up
the hill. He has the tandem bike. You have, the
tandem bike.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Rolls an ankle well, And the problem with him is
if he goes on a hike, you'll have to like
powder it up.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Oh yes, I powder it no matter what. God, oh
my god, who doesn't.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I think the dinner thing, though, is it's a good
way to get to know somebody in a lot of ways.
You could find out really quickly if the way they
eat disgusted you, because that's yeah, are they gonna sneeze
lobster my hair? It's important to find these things out.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
But I think a lot of people also like not
eat the way that they normally would on a date,
a first date especially. I mean, I asked to go
out for a first date for dinner. She's like, no,
how about just drinks? So maybe should be fair, you know.
And you know, if someone asked you out for coffee,
that's like a oh I did that? She said, no, No,
enough for coffee is just a well, you know, easy
(07:30):
and easy out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, you're only good for coffee.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm learning.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's a you know, that's just a drive by. That's nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Scotty sneezing.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Maybe like a museum or something, or somewhere like Mercer
Labs where there's like cool stuff to look at.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That'd be fun. Good one.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So are these are good ideas? You could sneeze up
all sorts of food at Dave Investors.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He's not very athletic.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I can push buttons.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
He can push buttons.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
He's on a date and he pulls out his wings.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Just David Butler's athletic. There are games.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
There's the basketball game there that there's skatie him and
ski bowl.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's that's athletic.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
For Scotty it is.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, I'm good at ski ball. I like to bowl
and roller skate.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Let's do that.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh roller skating could be good.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, both kids. Those are fun things.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're gonna fall down and chip a tooth.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
The thing with Scotti is he'll he'll listen to all
of us sale of these things, and he's still going
to ask somebody out to a creamy Italian dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
He is going to forge forward with whatever the he
wants to do.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
He doesn't care what Scotty does.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Not take advice.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Yeah, he's gonna order the total Alfredoh.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
It down with some ice cream bowls.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You got dat seafood, drest some seafood.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
And nothing happened that evening or not what I wanted
to anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I just you know, if we can go back and
just remember your friend who you sneezed, shoot up lobster
all over.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yes, Judy, I'm very sorry, Judy. We raise our glasses
to you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
All right, we gotta get out.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Of here, have a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Thank you for being you My The fifteen Minute Morning
Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
FIRL Morning Show. Here it is fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So many lights today. I'm hoping we're be getting a tan.
Oh my god, there's moose Knuckle and uh Gandhi's here,
Daniel's eating a Clementine. Clementine and Scotty Bees getting ready
to talk about something weird, and there's Scary and there's Garrett.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Let's go, here we go. So Scotty Bee wants to
lead the show today.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What do you have coming up?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I was wondering if any of you had embarrassing dinner stories,
because two nights ago, I went out for a birthday
dinner for some very close friends of mine. We were
at just It's a nice restaurant for me, because you know,
I like waffle House and I hop so it was.
It was a fairly nice restaurant, and I was eating
lobster pasta, and I was sitting next to the birthday
woman and we were talking whatever, and I had just eaten,
(01:05):
and all of a sudden, I felt a sneeze coming on.
So my mouth was completely full of food and it
was something that I could not avert, so I covered
my mouth with the cloth napkin like this, and I
sneezed and lobster sprayed out the side of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh god, like both ways.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I said no, only to the left, and it went
in her hair and on her face. It was like
a It was like a cartoon.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Was this a date?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
No, no, no no no. These are friends of mine. If
this was, If this was a date, I would never
see her again.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So she sprayed lost like lobster charles from a mouth.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
There was minced lobster in her hair, it went in
her purse. There was lobster everywhere.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
I was.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So it was like a lobster salad shot out of
your mouth into your birthday friend's hair.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yes, it was a lobster sprinkler, just sprayed everywhere, and
Danielle I didn't I guess I didn't. I didn't have
her hard enough with the napkin and it went out inside.
So it was just it was horribly embarrassing. But luckily
they're very, very good friends of mine. We were all
able to laugh it off.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, they were.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I wasn't trying to impress anybody, so you know my.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
My stories about lobster too.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I was cracking the lobster, and I put my fork
in there, and it flew across the room and landed
in this woman's boufont hair.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was there, it was there, It was there when
she left the restaurant. You don't say anything.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
You just watched it happen.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No what you say, I mean, no one saw it
happened that I know of. No one said anything.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And she ended up eating your entire dinner for like
an hour and at cocktails and left and she still
had lobster in her hair.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Not as bad as yours, Scottie.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Sorry, I'm sure she's still finding chunks in.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Her back.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Now from the chunks of massacre lobster.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It was delicious.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So when you have to sneeze, can't you always avert it?
Like if you put your hand, I can always stop
a sneeze.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
That was a hard one.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
But if you put your hand on your nose, you
can't know.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Because still you still have to go Henz.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You have food. Wait, you have food in your mouth.
You can't stop a sneeze with food in your mouth
while you're chewing. No, that's odd.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I think you can.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I think if you just hold your nose or put
your finger. Just try it next time.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It came on very fast and very hard. All I
could think to do is put the napkin.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Up, and he's allowed sneezer, hard sneezer as it is
without anything in his mouth.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
I was like, yeah, I would be concerned with trying
to stifle that sneeze inhaling it and then you're choking
right right, yeah, Or if you if you sneeze too
hard and cover it up on the front, you have
lobster shooting out your ears.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You know there must be cameras in that restaurant. I
should go back there and try to find something.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Definitely, did you say like what first words were I'm
sorry or.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry and it's just dripping
off her?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
How does your demeanor after that, I mean forgiving?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
No, she was she just she laughed like she just
laughed at all.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Clean up in the ladies room.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
No, she just stayed there and just picked it out.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Of new hair.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Scotty would smell like.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It was all good, the home shower, everything.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Did you finish the soup it was?
Speaker 6 (04:21):
It was?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was lobster pasta, Yeah, of course I finished. It
was delicious. I was not letting that go whatever was left. Yes, yes,
we're very very good friends.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yes, she's definitely telling that story to like everybody, just.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Be thankful that didn't happen on the date.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That's right, bel I would never see her again.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
These are people that you're comfortable, but this is something
that would happen to him on of course it.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Was absolutely scott I'm gonna be careful what I eat
on dates because it's not ended well before.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
And we're back to the pool.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Don't ever eat creamy there. Don't ever eat creamy crab.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Can we talk about how Scotty actually when you go
off to eat with him, it's like you're eating with
a bird. He gets up and there's a food.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It's like eating with a toddler, like the goldfish. I
feel like we should order a high chair.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Just some suggestions for Scottie B for his dates. I'm like,
you want to keep it to like sushi. You want
to keep it to things simple things. Don't go for
the Italian or the Mexican that on a first or
second date. Just go for like some nice, quaint things,
some tattoos.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know, Let's think about what that looks like. Being
shut out of a mouthing everywhere. Everything, everything needs to
go through the sneeze test.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
If he goes for Mexican, he's going to be in
the bathroom. No, I wouldn't do that. It was suggested
last week and I said.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No, I don't think it's a good don't to Italian. No,
too heavy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't think any food would be safe. Maybe you
shouldn't go on a date all, Maybe not go out
to dinner.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
No dinner dates, so just drinks, just drinks, just the
whole other problem for me.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, well, let's not talk about the other day he
got a little dizzy at lunch a little bit.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Oh yeah, Can we talk about like going to dinner
in general on a date, Like why did that become
such a tradition and a thing to do?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Why do you have to go and watch this other
person eat you? Can you just like go read books
together seriously and reads books on a date, like the tradition?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Think about it. Hey, let's go.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Because it's you go out because it's a it's a
social thing going out. The restaurants are just they're not
just for nourishment, they're for socializing.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
For Scotty's somebody that has issues eating and the problems
that ensue thereafter.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Why don't you go like a hike or a you know,
bike ride.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
She leaves them there because he can't make it up
the hill. He has the tandem bike. You have, the
tandem bike.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Rolls an ankle well, And the problem with him is
if he goes on a hike, you'll have to like
powder it up.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Oh yes, I powder it no matter what. God, oh
my god, who doesn't.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I think the dinner thing, though, is it's a good
way to get to know somebody in a lot of ways.
You could find out really quickly if the way they
eat disgusted you, because that's yeah, are they gonna sneeze
lobster my hair? It's important to find these things out.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
But I think a lot of people also like not
eat the way that they normally would on a date,
a first date especially. I mean, I asked to go
out for a first date for dinner. She's like, no,
how about just drinks? So maybe should be fair, you know.
And you know, if someone asked you out for coffee,
that's like a oh I did that? She said, no, No,
enough for coffee is just a well, you know, easy
(07:30):
and easy out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, you're only good for coffee.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm learning.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's a you know, that's just a drive by. That's nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Scotty sneezing.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Maybe like a museum or something, or somewhere like Mercer
Labs where there's like cool stuff to look at.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That'd be fun. Good one.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So are these are good ideas? You could sneeze up
all sorts of food at Dave Investors.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He's not very athletic.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I can push buttons.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
He can push buttons.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
He's on a date and he pulls out his wings.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Just David Butler's athletic. There are games.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
There's the basketball game there that there's skatie him and
ski bowl.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's that's athletic.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
For Scotty it is.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, I'm good at ski ball. I like to bowl
and roller skate.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Let's do that.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh roller skating could be good.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, both kids. Those are fun things.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're gonna fall down and chip a tooth.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
The thing with Scotti is he'll he'll listen to all
of us sale of these things, and he's still going
to ask somebody out to a creamy Italian dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
He is going to forge forward with whatever the he
wants to do.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
He doesn't care what Scotty does.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Not take advice.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Yeah, he's gonna order the total Alfredoh.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
It down with some ice cream bowls.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You got dat seafood, drest some seafood.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
And nothing happened that evening or not what I wanted
to anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I just you know, if we can go back and
just remember your friend who you sneezed, shoot up lobster
all over.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yes, Judy, I'm very sorry, Judy. We raise our glasses
to you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
All right, we gotta get out.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Of here, have a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Thank you for being you My The fifteen Minute Morning
Show
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