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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen morning show. Okay, yay, it's time for
a poop cast. It's the poop Cast, the fifteen minute
morning show poop Cast. Scottie Bee leading the charge. Nope,
(00:26):
I don't talk about poop. That's all you talk about.
And here's Gandhi and Danielle and Nate and Scary and
producer Sam and there's Garrett. Here we go. Are we
want to do this?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah? Because we were. This was the big discussion in
the room with all of us.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
The first thing this morning when we walked in because
I had a coffee cup and there was it had
coffee in it, obviously, and on the other side there
was like a piece of like something brown sitting on
top of my cup. So I walked in and I said,
is this ship on my cup? So Scary says no,
because it does smell, And then Gandhi said, not all
(01:02):
poop smells. So we got into a discussion of what
doesn't all poop smell?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And that's where the conversation went. And now exactly so,
so they said, well, let's discuss this on the podcast
today because we can't really talk a lot about poop
on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Right, well, Scary said he's never met a poop that
didn't smell, And that just opened a lot of questions.
I think for a lot of us. One, I think
there have to be some that don't smell. I'm positive,
but I want to know what Scary is walking around
sniffing all the time to make him say he's never
met a poop that doesn't I.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Just said, every time I've ever been in contact with.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
A list of those, it's always, it's always, it always
has some kind of of aroma. Yes, thank so so
to me, it couldn't have been crap on her cup
because it had no we would have been smelling it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And I said, I said, when my cat goes and
I don't know, like in the corner of a room,
and I find it like a couple of days later,
it's dried up, and I and it does not.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Have all but the dog.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
The dog.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't have pets. So there you go. That's why
I've never poop is poop.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And then Nate everybody, let us all know that he
believes he has a genetically large colon that a massive
amount of poop.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
How do we how do we segue to that. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
How we got to that, but I think it's because
I said that I go three times a day and
you're like, well, my call is giant.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't is that normal to go three times a
day or do you need to get checked?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I think to get a check.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
It's it's incredibly regular.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Look, it's totally normal. Although I think that's healthy.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
According to according to the so, my mom had a
call and I don't know if she wants me to
talk about it. She had, well, here we go, and
then they said, hey, you have your colon's abnormally large,
and apparently my uncle has the same thing. It runs
in your family, so it's like a genetic thing. So
that's I go every two to three days, which.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Because you're like a camel, you're storing it.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yes, wow, but don't you have a stomach ache?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
According to the.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Doctor does sometimes it depends on the person.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Some people go every day, some people go every two days,
some people go every three days. Yes, it depends on
the person.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This says.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The truth is that everyone is different. For some people
it's normal to go three times a week. For others
it's normal to poop.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Three times a day.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The frequency of your bowel.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Movements is usually only a problem if your stools are consistency.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay, I won't, I won't grows you out too much.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh no, well I stop now.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
But Nate does have There are times where you have
stomach aches and you tell me, oh, I haven't gone
in five days.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
My stomach girt.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I mean that's when you get because then I kind
of get it in my head.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't really want to talk about this.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Any of it has to do with your massive consumption
of milk issues.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
There could be some lagtose issues, bas.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Like make you not go. He eats like nine thousand bananas.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
And yogurt perfectly, but that doesn't work for me. Yogurt
supposed to seems like yogurt would help you go. Yeah, yeah,
yogurt makes me yogurt?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, really that's a brand name.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
By the way, former.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It wasn't his, so fine. Can you ask Sam which
he thinks about that.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I've been wondering why you specifically invited me on this episode.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I was hoping the focus would come off of me
and go.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
To you age.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, you seem to be like somebody that would
be quite regular.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, certainly, wall stop right there? Would you? Where did
you get that? You seem like the kind of person
who would be regular. Let me explain, according to what you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Don't eat me yep, I would make so.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I think you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Probably get a lot of fiber healthy diet and.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You eat a lot of things like, okay, those garbonzo
beans or something. I feel like you would be very
regular based on that diet.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Are you answerest? Now? Are you regular?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Plainly regular?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Gal?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, I think somewhere between a Nate and a Scotti both.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But I think she probably has the stinkiest parts out
of all of us.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
On this show.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And here's why.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Here's what.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, because she eats a lot of you know, beans
and vegetables and all that stuff. Because she doesn't eat mean,
so she substitutes a lot of times with that stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So I think different kinds of protein farms. For sure.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Protein farts are the worst things in the world to
make my eyes sting, and they coat my throats. They're hot,
They're hot and awful.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay, So look, okay, can we just stop down from
maybe stop down for a moment and reflect on where
we were and now where we are, where we're Okay,
we were at does poop stink stink? That's how it started. Yeah,
and now we're at stinky farts. Okay, back to you.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I bet this is gonna be one of the least
listened to podcasts we've never done.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
This is going right in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
People love this stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
A lot of people don't. Yeah, just saying I just
think knowing you, all of you and this this is
a typical conversation when the music's playing on our show,
we talk about stuff like that. I think the poop
is poop is always a headline on our behind the
scenes conversation.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
I think the body is a very curious thing. For instance,
what Scotty said, he goes three times a day, regularly,
every and he goes at a certain.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Time, watched by it.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah, and then the afternoon.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I just am astounded by somebody that can do that,
because I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
If you go, like, say you're off a little bit,
do you get concerned like, well, I better go see
a doctor.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
No.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
But it's also a problem sometimes when you have to
go at that time and you want to be doing
something else, so have you ever.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Have you ever said I can't go do this, I
can't go do that because you know it'll be in
the middle of your your poop zone. Yeah, like if
my Wow, so it ruins your life in a way.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah, so if my day change. Let's say you have
to go to the airport in the morning. You know,
I have to wake up at least an hour earlier
because I know I need to leave time for that.
If I leave, I'm not making it to the airport,
you know what I mean, Like I have to I'm
on a schedule.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
So wait, you go at five o'clock every morning? Yeah,
so when until five fay falls back?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
When the clocks fall back? No, do you go at four?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, that's a good question.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Let me does your internal clock go do then let
me rephrase, I'd go as soon as I get here
in the morning, which is five am, when the show
is over in about twenty minutes at ten am, and
then when I get home, and then when I get
home in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
What the hell do you eat between?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I know, three times a day, but that for sure,
it's like immedia import export.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh why really?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Pretty pretty immediate.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, you just kind of cut out to the middle man. Yeah,
it's like as you're chewing and swallowing, it's coming out
the other side.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah. My family used to say it was so annoying
because I've been like that my entire life.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You should go to restaurants that have toilets as seats.
Time to absorb all the nutrients.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Maybe it doesn't absorb any What is Scotty eating?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What is Scotty eating? Though? If he's going right after
the show, you go before the show a lot of
coffee during the show.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, coffee doesn't make Those are weekdays like weekends, it's
slightly later because I don't get up that early, you know,
on weekends.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So so there you go.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I like to think of this as health talk.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It is health, health and wellness.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Everybody poops, Elvis, how about your truth.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm not talking about my poops. There's enough poop talk
going on. You don't need me to pile on, so
to speak.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
The worst when you have any wait hold on, before
you leave the hospital, they want you to do that.
They want you to poop so that you know, you
could show that everything is working and everything is functioning
right and you are so especially if you had stitches
because you know, maybe something happened because the.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Baby's freaking head was so big. Preston Neil anyway. So
but sometimes that.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Happens, and you're nervous, you're like, you don't want to
because you honestly think in your head that your whole
everything's gonna rip open.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And that's it. It's so scary. It's the worst feeling
I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Which not unusual though, right to come out when you're having.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
A not unusual at all. It is you.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Your body evacuates everything it can evacuate. If it's not
tied down, it's going out.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's coming out. Comes a long they tell you them,
they don't.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
They won't tell you if you did certain things on
the table, they won't tell you. You asked, but they
won't tell you you.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Still trying to have a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It's all.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Look, this is all part of human the body, what
the body's supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
That's all very true.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Is our justification for having this conversation.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yes, okay, wellness here he loves these talks.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I learned a lot about it. Everybody today, are we done?
Oh yeah, we're done, Mommy, come white me. I'm done
ten minutes. I have a great day, We'll see you tomorrow.
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