January 24, 2024 • 15 mins
Scotty B needs all the help he can get! He thinks about us when he's making out with dates!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Elsie Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Okay, it's a fifteen minute morning show. Hello everybodyandhi, we
have straight Nates, Danielle Garrett, Garrett. That was scary, yelling Garrett,
I'm sumy. Hi, So why did I kick this one off?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
If you had something you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, So we know that dating changes all the time,
and I think that there are a lot of things
that people used to do that if you do them now,
are very creepy and an immediate like turn off state killer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Tell me, yeah, was this a one one time chivalrous
list that is now because because some of the things
we were talking about before were just like what yeah,
that used to be like one of the things on
the on the list if you must.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Do if you turned on an episode of I don't Know,
I Love Lucy or leave it to Bieber, I'm sure
this would be what Wally does when he picks up
his picks up his best gal, right right, his best gal? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So okay, I mean I only have a couple. I'm
sure you guys probably have more. I think getting in
a car with somebody when you first meet them, going
out on your first date. I think that's exceptionally creepy.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
So a guy who picks up his date, yes, is creepy.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't think he's creepy. I just think it's a
creepy act. Like it might still be nice, but I
just there's so much weird stuff going on. And now
you have ubers, you can walk places.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I've had three first dates. I've picked one of them up.
The other two I met somewhere.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I know they just don't care about dying.
Speaker 8 (01:49):
This is crazy, but they getting an uber though, Like
I mean, right, it's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Generally before you know, when I was thinking, you generally
just meet someone something. Yeah, I feel like that's the way.
Speaker 9 (02:01):
But back in the day, it wasn't like that. Remember
it was like your parents would say, he has to
come pick you up at the house. We have to
say hid him first, and he has to come.
Speaker 10 (02:09):
To the door to get you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But my dad dick.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
But think about that, like that's kind of scary nowadays,
Like Gandhi's right because like you know, they can come
pick you up, but who the hell knows what happens
when you get in that car.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And also I don't want you knowing where I live
until you know there's something established and I feel safe
around you. Also, Danielle, to your point, meeting the parents.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Too quickly and creepiest ship.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You don't want to do that right.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, mentioning about flowers giving flowers is creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I think too soon.
Speaker 10 (02:42):
I want to do that, you guys, yelled at me.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, yeah, because you like texted someone and then want
to send them flowers.
Speaker 10 (02:47):
You do that, Guys, I.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Think you need to be in a relationship with this
person and the other person needs to know that you're
in the relationship. You need to agree that you're in
a relationship, not just you.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Scott, what if on the card he says, do you
want to be in a relationship with the flowers.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
In and of itself? Kind of creepy? Like, how does
that conversation even happen anymore? Because that's always a tough conversation.
When are we dating? I don't know you had that
conversation anymore. I think they probably have.
Speaker 10 (03:17):
I don't know that I could.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
I think you just come to a mutual agreement where
you don't talk about it, kind of like when your
parents don't talk about sex with you growing up, you're
kind of like, oh, you know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, we know what's going on, but you can't not.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Talk about it and then expect something from somebody else
because one of you thinks you're dating exclusively and the
other one doesn't. I feel like that's when cars get
key and tires get slashed and just weird stuff starts happening.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
So, Scottie, how's this list coming along for you?
Speaker 10 (03:40):
I need more more things creepy.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I'm calling bullshit.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
This is a double standard because I think if the
guy is really hot and he does all of the above,
he's not creepy all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So I think there is definitely that's that's the difference
between creepy and romantic, right, because we all saw fifty
shades of gray.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yes, that man was a lunatic.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
He was showing up in her house. He was just
doing the weirdest stuff and she didn't mind cause it
was what if somebody did that that you were not
attracted to, you would call nine one one so.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Fat Tom Brady rule.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Remember that skip from Saturday Night.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Live, one of my favorite skits of all time, Ruth
plain Is it's a black and white sketch from the
nineteenth supposed to be the nineteen fifties, and it says, hairs,
how you're just supposed to conduct yourself at the office.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Willie decided to approach Amanda for a date. Let's see
how he does, and it was Fred Armison dresses like
a like a nerdy, like weird looking guy in the fifties.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Say Hi, Hi, Amanda, it feels creepy just watching dinner.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Very polite, polite, okay, And then she goes, that is
where he went wrong. Now let's see so and so
walk it, you know, you know, do the date.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And Tom Brady walks in pretty much with his dick out,
wearing tiny whities and then bare chest, and he goes, Hi, Amanda,
would you like to go out on the date?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
And then she's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
This is the difference between the two.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Be hot to be attractive number two, don't be don't
be unattractive.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Scotty has that going for him. He's attractive. Yeah, he's Okay,
that is unattractive.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
I get it right.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
That's code of conduct. Workplace edit etiquette on how to.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Uh like confidence? People want confidence?
Speaker 10 (05:29):
How do you build that?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
No, you have to be hot with confidence. You can't
just have. I actually a lot of confident people are
attractive who will actually just say the wrong thing.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
And then before they are people that aren't as attractive
that are super confident and.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
They're in you know what I mean totally, And then
you see people who are hot with no confidence, and
you're like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Like, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:53):
It's weird because Scotty has no confidence, but Scary has
a ton of confidence.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
So you, Garrett, that's so rollo turn a dark Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Now wow, you're like your confidence.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Just to write amount I said, you know, there is
that overconfidence, but you're like, you're just a f and
douche bag.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, you're confidence without.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Somebody being rocky confidence not yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Another line, confidence without being cocky, yeah, romantic without being creepy. Somehow,
I don't know. I just it seems so different than
than the stuff you watch on TV where it's like
someone's showing up at your house.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I just do ever.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
I think it's tough for Scotty right now though, and
anybody else who hasn't dated in a long time going
into the dating world now, because it's so different than
it used to be, and there's so many new rules
and new things that are creeping with creepster and don't
do this and don't say that, and you know, sometimes
I think you're just trying to be cordial and it
comes across as like, yeah, too much, too soon.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Well, the dating world has also changed drastically, drastically in
the last ten to fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, well social media, specifically with.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Social media, I mean with online day.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I mean, I know, the last time I was dating,
like online dating was just in.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Its infancy, yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
You know, and I went out with one girl that
I met on j date and it was miserable. So
I never did that again, and luckily, well whatever. Now
it's just it's a whole different story. And I'm not
going to do the dating apps. I just think they're
too creepy. I had a friend of mine who showed
me swiping through I'm like, these people aren't even real.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
That happened to me.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
I when when I was dating, same thing. It was
just starting to come about these dating apps. And so
I remember meeting a guy in a bar. I made
sure to meet him in a place he didn't look.
I don't know who the person was that showed up.
But the picture he sent me was not the and
I was like, what the So I think I sat
with him for a little while to be nice, and
then I ended it really early and that was it.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Well, everybody's going to put their best, absolute best picture.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Ever, that wasn't a picture. I don't even think it
was him. It was the egg from Twitter.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Furiously, Guys, what's the hardest part about the year? The
one dating?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
What's what's tough for you?
Speaker 10 (08:04):
I think I fall too hard, too fast.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's my problem.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Three because I've been out of it for so long.
I don't really know, Like that's that's the feeling that
I get.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
What do I know?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
I don't know anymore, you know, so I have to
kind of, I guess, take things a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Slower, yeah, and be somewhat uninterested just the right amount
of But that's.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Not who I am.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I can't know, no, meaning like you don't want because
it'll overcompensate for him being too over zealous.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
So what you're saying, So when they say, hey, you
want to go out to dinner, I'm like, nah, I
don't think so.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
No, I don't be negative about it like you know what.
Let me check my schedule. Let me see, uh, let
me see when we can do this, uh what may
be good for me? And we'll try and coordinate.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Never do dinner on a first date ever. Go and
have a drink. Go and have a drink. It's much
less of a commitment, much less investment.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Have your one but light, Scotty, b No.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Let me tell you something. Going out.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
I've been drinking too much because I get nervous, so
I drink more than normal, and I think that might
be messing me up a little bit.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
You know what I need to do, Scotty. This is
what needs to happen.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
You and I need to go out.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
We need to get you an ear piece, and I
need to do the whole syourger act thing, and I
need to tell you what to say.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's gonna be like a scene from Impractical Jokers.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
This is a practical joker, because then you're gonna whisper
the wrong thing in his ear, Scotty, or.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
We're talking about kilding the lily.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
He's gonna be ordering sausage at the restaurant.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You're gonna have that girl fall in love with you,
and then she's gonna be day in Scottie.
Speaker 10 (09:34):
But it's really your He's gonna die and I'm not gonna.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Name comes out from behind the curtain.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
We're playing.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We're all cereals.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
What's your favorite time?
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Do you know how much a stamp is? So I do?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
You're a fun guy, You're a nice guy. You're a
good looking guy. You just gotta realize that. Yeah, you're
a catch man. Don't don't feel like the people you're
pursuing are the catch. You're the catch, and you know what.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
You treat people with such respect and kindness, and you're
such a loving person. I don't know about he knows
us too well, so that's why. But I mean, like anybody,
you're going to be so good for somebody, Like there's
not as many people out there that are like you anymore.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, you have to look at the entire dating pool
of what's out there with guys, and you know what,
you are in a minority.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I don't have to Did you just ask him to
look at the guys dating pool?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Yeah, because because you see what you're up against.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, And if you take a look at what you're
up against, you'll get confidence real quick, Like.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Oh my god, I've got a lot to offer.
Speaker 10 (10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
It's so hard to It's so hard to get into
something and put so much effort into it and get
like kind of you know, a little bit into it,
and then all of a sudden that's gone.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
It's like, oh my god, I got to do it
all over again.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You're going too hard, too fast. I got to go
outside and play, like, just have fun, play it around.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I don't want to have fun, and it happens.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It happens.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Don't go out looking for like, oh my gosh, my
lifelong partner. You have to just go out and have
a good time. Like she says, go out with your friends.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Go out and just for practice.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You should just go out with somebody that you're you're
not really interested in, like what someone.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Like you're like take it or leave it. That's that's
the woman you should start dating, because this.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Way, well that's horrific.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
And mean.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Find a five and waste her time.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
No, not waiting, I mean like.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Just just kind of like get out all those nerves
and you know, just kind of work it out.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Up.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Yeah, it'll be a whole big mess.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You need to go into that date thinking I'm gonna have.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I'm gonna have a great date, not where we're gonna
go on our seventh winning anniversary.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
I'm just gonna prall U under my blanket and watch
old TV shows.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well maybe you should.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You know, there's someone out there that we would want
to do that.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Like to Daniel's point though, and you and I have
talked about this, I think you should stop focusing so
hard on dating people and like finding a girlfriend and
just enjoy your life.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
I'm actually really not focusing on that at all. Yes
you are, I'm not God, I am not.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I will pull out our text messages. No, no, I
I think that you should just go have fun, like
go out with Nate.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
You and me having text messages have a bad history,
so let's not.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I hate to say this, Scottie in a public form.
I think you'd be a terrible wingman.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I think he'd be hilario.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
He'd make you look great if you were.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You know, I would want to help him, you know
what I mean, Like.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
I really, you know, I don't. I don't think I
don't need help. I really don't.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I just everybody, No, it's not about a needing help.
It's about being available. Remember we went to Hoboken that
night we were all hanging out.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Oh my god, I closed those bars down. Man. That
was some late night.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But the but my, my larger point is we were
out just having fun and there was some activity around
us that could have may or may not have led
to some things, and it didn't that night. But the
point is you were out there, you were having fun,
you were concentrating on your friends, and then something else.
You know, you put yourself in those situations more, and
I guarantee something will come along.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
And really at least expect it.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I don't think I want to meet bar people.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I don't know, going to your blanket, watch movies.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, okay, Scotty, manifest it right now. Who is the
person that you want to meet?
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
I really don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You just have a list of all the things you
don't like.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
I think we just need to get on the phone
with Scotty before any date and just like inflate his
ego and make him feel good.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
You guys will make me all nervous and then I
have to just not.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Go and he has to take a ship.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
That's the problem, that is the problem.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Gets nervous and then he has to run to the
bathroom himself, and he can't and he can't.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You know, do can we talk about what's been the
problem when you're making out with people?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
What's the problem?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I just think I think about all you assholes stuff,
and I think about God to going, and.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
It just ruins everything.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
I don't know how to get.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Somebody you're not in the moment with that person you
have because I can't get this ship out of my head.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
Who you guys? Because you guys will make me insane.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You had a dream of us last night.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
God, maybe you love us too much.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
You can't date anyone else.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
You guys make me nuts, And that's all I can
think about.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
That's God.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm happy to be part of your makeout session.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
No, I love it.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
You're supposed to be thinking about us while to make
it last longer. Goddamn it, that's think about us.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I know what Scotty thinks about you, trust me.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
That's not you, guys.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
I know what Scotty thinks about He's I know the
exact person Scotty thinks about.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Great, it's not any one of us.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yes, as soon as the cameras go.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Off, he told us, like multiple times.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I thought, oh yeah, but that's when you think about us,
not while you're talking or kissing or other.
Speaker 10 (14:44):
Because my problem that I might think too hard and
it'll just go away.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Oh my god, you're really thinking.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Like I need, I need, like you know at this points,
let's just run Scary, do the tongue thing and close
your eyes, Scott.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
At the same time, well, we expect an update on
your dating life tomorrow and then on especially on Monday.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
No, no, I got the kids this weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We should do a second date update.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Yeah no, I mean they've I've had second dates on
all of them already.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
You have had third dates?
Speaker 10 (15:12):
No, I don't know, on a date.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I want you to think of this, no.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, no, no, no no no no no no no.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
No no no no no no, no no at the same.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Time with all of you guys.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Elsie Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Okay, it's a fifteen minute morning show. Hello everybodyandhi, we
have straight Nates, Danielle Garrett, Garrett. That was scary, yelling Garrett,
I'm sumy. Hi, So why did I kick this one off?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
If you had something you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, So we know that dating changes all the time,
and I think that there are a lot of things
that people used to do that if you do them now,
are very creepy and an immediate like turn off state killer.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Tell me, yeah, was this a one one time chivalrous
list that is now because because some of the things
we were talking about before were just like what yeah,
that used to be like one of the things on
the on the list if you must.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Do if you turned on an episode of I don't Know,
I Love Lucy or leave it to Bieber, I'm sure
this would be what Wally does when he picks up
his picks up his best gal, right right, his best gal? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So okay, I mean I only have a couple. I'm
sure you guys probably have more. I think getting in
a car with somebody when you first meet them, going
out on your first date. I think that's exceptionally creepy.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
So a guy who picks up his date, yes, is creepy.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't think he's creepy. I just think it's a
creepy act. Like it might still be nice, but I
just there's so much weird stuff going on. And now
you have ubers, you can walk places.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I've had three first dates. I've picked one of them up.
The other two I met somewhere.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I know they just don't care about dying.
Speaker 8 (01:49):
This is crazy, but they getting an uber though, Like
I mean, right, it's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Generally before you know, when I was thinking, you generally
just meet someone something. Yeah, I feel like that's the way.
Speaker 9 (02:01):
But back in the day, it wasn't like that. Remember
it was like your parents would say, he has to
come pick you up at the house. We have to
say hid him first, and he has to come.
Speaker 10 (02:09):
To the door to get you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But my dad dick.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
But think about that, like that's kind of scary nowadays,
Like Gandhi's right because like you know, they can come
pick you up, but who the hell knows what happens
when you get in that car.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And also I don't want you knowing where I live
until you know there's something established and I feel safe
around you. Also, Danielle, to your point, meeting the parents.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Too quickly and creepiest ship.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You don't want to do that right.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, mentioning about flowers giving flowers is creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I think too soon.
Speaker 10 (02:42):
I want to do that, you guys, yelled at me.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, yeah, because you like texted someone and then want
to send them flowers.
Speaker 10 (02:47):
You do that, Guys, I.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Think you need to be in a relationship with this
person and the other person needs to know that you're
in the relationship. You need to agree that you're in
a relationship, not just you.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Scott, what if on the card he says, do you
want to be in a relationship with the flowers.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
In and of itself? Kind of creepy? Like, how does
that conversation even happen anymore? Because that's always a tough conversation.
When are we dating? I don't know you had that
conversation anymore. I think they probably have.
Speaker 10 (03:17):
I don't know that I could.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
I think you just come to a mutual agreement where
you don't talk about it, kind of like when your
parents don't talk about sex with you growing up, you're
kind of like, oh, you know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, we know what's going on, but you can't not.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Talk about it and then expect something from somebody else
because one of you thinks you're dating exclusively and the
other one doesn't. I feel like that's when cars get
key and tires get slashed and just weird stuff starts happening.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
So, Scottie, how's this list coming along for you?
Speaker 10 (03:40):
I need more more things creepy.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I'm calling bullshit.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
This is a double standard because I think if the
guy is really hot and he does all of the above,
he's not creepy all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So I think there is definitely that's that's the difference
between creepy and romantic, right, because we all saw fifty
shades of gray.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yes, that man was a lunatic.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
He was showing up in her house. He was just
doing the weirdest stuff and she didn't mind cause it
was what if somebody did that that you were not
attracted to, you would call nine one one so.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Fat Tom Brady rule.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Remember that skip from Saturday Night.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Live, one of my favorite skits of all time, Ruth
plain Is it's a black and white sketch from the
nineteenth supposed to be the nineteen fifties, and it says, hairs,
how you're just supposed to conduct yourself at the office.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Willie decided to approach Amanda for a date. Let's see
how he does, and it was Fred Armison dresses like
a like a nerdy, like weird looking guy in the fifties.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Say Hi, Hi, Amanda, it feels creepy just watching dinner.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Very polite, polite, okay, And then she goes, that is
where he went wrong. Now let's see so and so
walk it, you know, you know, do the date.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
And Tom Brady walks in pretty much with his dick out,
wearing tiny whities and then bare chest, and he goes, Hi, Amanda,
would you like to go out on the date?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
And then she's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
This is the difference between the two.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Be hot to be attractive number two, don't be don't
be unattractive.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Scotty has that going for him. He's attractive. Yeah, he's Okay,
that is unattractive.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
I get it right.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
That's code of conduct. Workplace edit etiquette on how to.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Uh like confidence? People want confidence?
Speaker 10 (05:29):
How do you build that?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
No, you have to be hot with confidence. You can't
just have. I actually a lot of confident people are
attractive who will actually just say the wrong thing.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
And then before they are people that aren't as attractive
that are super confident and.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
They're in you know what I mean totally, And then
you see people who are hot with no confidence, and
you're like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Like, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:53):
It's weird because Scotty has no confidence, but Scary has
a ton of confidence.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
So you, Garrett, that's so rollo turn a dark Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Now wow, you're like your confidence.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Just to write amount I said, you know, there is
that overconfidence, but you're like, you're just a f and
douche bag.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, you're confidence without.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Somebody being rocky confidence not yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Another line, confidence without being cocky, yeah, romantic without being creepy. Somehow,
I don't know. I just it seems so different than
than the stuff you watch on TV where it's like
someone's showing up at your house.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I just do ever.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
I think it's tough for Scotty right now though, and
anybody else who hasn't dated in a long time going
into the dating world now, because it's so different than
it used to be, and there's so many new rules
and new things that are creeping with creepster and don't
do this and don't say that, and you know, sometimes
I think you're just trying to be cordial and it
comes across as like, yeah, too much, too soon.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Well, the dating world has also changed drastically, drastically in
the last ten to fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, well social media, specifically with.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Social media, I mean with online day.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I mean, I know, the last time I was dating,
like online dating was just in.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
Its infancy, yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
You know, and I went out with one girl that
I met on j date and it was miserable. So
I never did that again, and luckily, well whatever. Now
it's just it's a whole different story. And I'm not
going to do the dating apps. I just think they're
too creepy. I had a friend of mine who showed
me swiping through I'm like, these people aren't even real.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
That happened to me.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
I when when I was dating, same thing. It was
just starting to come about these dating apps. And so
I remember meeting a guy in a bar. I made
sure to meet him in a place he didn't look.
I don't know who the person was that showed up.
But the picture he sent me was not the and
I was like, what the So I think I sat
with him for a little while to be nice, and
then I ended it really early and that was it.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Well, everybody's going to put their best, absolute best picture.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Ever, that wasn't a picture. I don't even think it
was him. It was the egg from Twitter.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Furiously, Guys, what's the hardest part about the year? The
one dating?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
What's what's tough for you?
Speaker 10 (08:04):
I think I fall too hard, too fast.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's my problem.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Three because I've been out of it for so long.
I don't really know, Like that's that's the feeling that
I get.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
What do I know?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
I don't know anymore, you know, so I have to
kind of, I guess, take things a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Slower, yeah, and be somewhat uninterested just the right amount
of But that's.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Not who I am.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I can't know, no, meaning like you don't want because
it'll overcompensate for him being too over zealous.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
So what you're saying, So when they say, hey, you
want to go out to dinner, I'm like, nah, I
don't think so.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
No, I don't be negative about it like you know what.
Let me check my schedule. Let me see, uh, let
me see when we can do this, uh what may
be good for me? And we'll try and coordinate.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Never do dinner on a first date ever. Go and
have a drink. Go and have a drink. It's much
less of a commitment, much less investment.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Have your one but light, Scotty, b No.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Let me tell you something. Going out.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
I've been drinking too much because I get nervous, so
I drink more than normal, and I think that might
be messing me up a little bit.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
You know what I need to do, Scotty. This is
what needs to happen.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
You and I need to go out.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
We need to get you an ear piece, and I
need to do the whole syourger act thing, and I
need to tell you what to say.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's gonna be like a scene from Impractical Jokers.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
This is a practical joker, because then you're gonna whisper
the wrong thing in his ear, Scotty, or.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
We're talking about kilding the lily.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
He's gonna be ordering sausage at the restaurant.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You're gonna have that girl fall in love with you,
and then she's gonna be day in Scottie.
Speaker 10 (09:34):
But it's really your He's gonna die and I'm not gonna.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Name comes out from behind the curtain.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
We're playing.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We're all cereals.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
What's your favorite time?
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Do you know how much a stamp is? So I do?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
You're a fun guy, You're a nice guy. You're a
good looking guy. You just gotta realize that. Yeah, you're
a catch man. Don't don't feel like the people you're
pursuing are the catch. You're the catch, and you know what.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
You treat people with such respect and kindness, and you're
such a loving person. I don't know about he knows
us too well, so that's why. But I mean, like anybody,
you're going to be so good for somebody, Like there's
not as many people out there that are like you anymore.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, you have to look at the entire dating pool
of what's out there with guys, and you know what,
you are in a minority.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I don't have to Did you just ask him to
look at the guys dating pool?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Yeah, because because you see what you're up against.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, And if you take a look at what you're
up against, you'll get confidence real quick, Like.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Oh my god, I've got a lot to offer.
Speaker 10 (10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
It's so hard to It's so hard to get into
something and put so much effort into it and get
like kind of you know, a little bit into it,
and then all of a sudden that's gone.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
It's like, oh my god, I got to do it
all over again.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You're going too hard, too fast. I got to go
outside and play, like, just have fun, play it around.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I don't want to have fun, and it happens.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It happens.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Don't go out looking for like, oh my gosh, my
lifelong partner. You have to just go out and have
a good time. Like she says, go out with your friends.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Go out and just for practice.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You should just go out with somebody that you're you're
not really interested in, like what someone.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Like you're like take it or leave it. That's that's
the woman you should start dating, because this.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Way, well that's horrific.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
And mean.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Find a five and waste her time.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
No, not waiting, I mean like.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Just just kind of like get out all those nerves
and you know, just kind of work it out.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Up.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Yeah, it'll be a whole big mess.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You need to go into that date thinking I'm gonna have.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I'm gonna have a great date, not where we're gonna
go on our seventh winning anniversary.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
I'm just gonna prall U under my blanket and watch
old TV shows.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Well maybe you should.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You know, there's someone out there that we would want
to do that.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Like to Daniel's point though, and you and I have
talked about this, I think you should stop focusing so
hard on dating people and like finding a girlfriend and
just enjoy your life.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
I'm actually really not focusing on that at all. Yes
you are, I'm not God, I am not.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I will pull out our text messages. No, no, I
I think that you should just go have fun, like
go out with Nate.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
You and me having text messages have a bad history,
so let's not.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I hate to say this, Scottie in a public form.
I think you'd be a terrible wingman.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I think he'd be hilario.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
He'd make you look great if you were.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You know, I would want to help him, you know
what I mean, Like.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
I really, you know, I don't. I don't think I
don't need help. I really don't.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I just everybody, No, it's not about a needing help.
It's about being available. Remember we went to Hoboken that
night we were all hanging out.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Oh my god, I closed those bars down. Man. That
was some late night.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But the but my, my larger point is we were
out just having fun and there was some activity around
us that could have may or may not have led
to some things, and it didn't that night. But the
point is you were out there, you were having fun,
you were concentrating on your friends, and then something else.
You know, you put yourself in those situations more, and
I guarantee something will come along.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
And really at least expect it.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I don't think I want to meet bar people.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I don't know, going to your blanket, watch movies.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, okay, Scotty, manifest it right now. Who is the
person that you want to meet?
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
I really don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
You just have a list of all the things you
don't like.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
I think we just need to get on the phone
with Scotty before any date and just like inflate his
ego and make him feel good.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
You guys will make me all nervous and then I
have to just not.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Go and he has to take a ship.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
That's the problem, that is the problem.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
Gets nervous and then he has to run to the
bathroom himself, and he can't and he can't.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
You know, do can we talk about what's been the
problem when you're making out with people?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
What's the problem?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I just think I think about all you assholes stuff,
and I think about God to going, and.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
It just ruins everything.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
I don't know how to get.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Somebody you're not in the moment with that person you
have because I can't get this ship out of my head.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
Who you guys? Because you guys will make me insane.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You had a dream of us last night.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
God, maybe you love us too much.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
You can't date anyone else.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
You guys make me nuts, And that's all I can
think about.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
That's God.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm happy to be part of your makeout session.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
No, I love it.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
You're supposed to be thinking about us while to make
it last longer. Goddamn it, that's think about us.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I know what Scotty thinks about you, trust me.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
That's not you, guys.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
I know what Scotty thinks about He's I know the
exact person Scotty thinks about.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Great, it's not any one of us.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yes, as soon as the cameras go.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Off, he told us, like multiple times.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I thought, oh yeah, but that's when you think about us,
not while you're talking or kissing or other.
Speaker 10 (14:44):
Because my problem that I might think too hard and
it'll just go away.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
Oh my god, you're really thinking.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Like I need, I need, like you know at this points,
let's just run Scary, do the tongue thing and close
your eyes, Scott.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
At the same time, well, we expect an update on
your dating life tomorrow and then on especially on Monday.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
No, no, I got the kids this weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We should do a second date update.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Yeah no, I mean they've I've had second dates on
all of them already.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
You have had third dates?
Speaker 10 (15:12):
No, I don't know, on a date.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
I want you to think of this, no.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, no, no, no no no no no no no.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
No no no no no no, no no at the same.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Time with all of you guys.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
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