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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Sea.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Elvis fifteen minute Morning Show, the fifty minute morning show podcast.
Who ols here, there's Gandhi, I see Danielle and Scottie B.
There's straight Nate, there's Scary and Garrett is here and
here we go. If you're listening to us, Hi, you
should see us. We're just gorgeous. Nate wants to start
(00:31):
the show today. What do you have going on?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I got an email.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Great deal, three night getaway, only one hundred and twenty
nine dollars. All I have to do is attend the
Grand Vacation sales presentation.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Nine hours of the entire trip.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Maybe, so you've done it, how was it for you?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Scary?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It was awful.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
First of all, it's a ninety minute It was a
ninety minute presentation at like eight o'clock in the morning.
You get there and you want to talk about a
hard sell. I sat down in the chair and I'm
sitting there and they are literally pressing you. They use
these words and phrases and they don't let you get
up until you maybe sign a deal with doing the
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time share, which you could then never get out.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, first of all, kidnapping is illegal. Secondly, you will
not cite anything unless you decide to sign it. So
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But they guilty. They have these tactics that they're they're
they're armed with. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
They just say culture gonna love scary, culture, just gonna
love scary. Come with us. Let's just lucky.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Guy made it out of their lives. That was the
worst experience of my life. It's not worth it, just
got worth the squeeze.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I understand that, but but how can you say there?
They use these textics you're gonna sign, No, you're not.
I would never it's first of all, I'd never go
to one of those stupid fucking things. But but let
me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But they do give you, like a whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Dollars for ninety minutes.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
Then how long do you usually have to sit through
something about ninety minutes with a ninety minute presentation the
whole thing. What if you say, you know what, I
gotta go my stomach, yeah, I'm not feeling good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Or whatever it is, what happens?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Can they like, do you assign something so they we
can kick you out if you don't attend the meeting?
Or if you don't stay the entire length of time.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I don't go to them, so I don't know how
it works.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I say, try it, don't do.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It an you have three nights, one hundred and twenty
nine bucks. I'm up anyways, if it's early in the morning,
sit there with a cup of coffee. Just have a
glazed look on my expression on my face.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
If you think you have what it takes to not
give in like scary and like give them all your money,
then do it?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Why not take advantage?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, well to that point, Daniel, who is like that?
Are there people who are so easily Oh yeah, persuaded?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's why these things work.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's why they give these trips Elvis.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
There are lawyers that specifically get people out of these
contracts because they're signed into it for life pretty much.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
It's actually there's there's like I heard two commercials for
something like that say I'll definitely get you out of
your time share, and if I don't, you don't have
to pay me.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
It's a whole business now.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, we run commercials for it. We do well
time shares, which I never would do either. But I'm
not saying that they're all bad, they're all different.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So we know someone who is a member of a
timeshare and uh, but it's a very competitive time share
where if he wants to get out of it, he
can actually go put it on the market for ten
dollars and they will come back and buy it back
from him. Oh wow, it's a pretty good deal.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Actually, just it is a brilliant idea of this.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Let me know, if you guys are in, we start
our own time share company, and then we also start
the company to get you out of that time share.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Probably something illegal about it, pharma, Yeah, I know, you
know supply demand.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's right, I have the worst idea. Then hey, let's
open a bar.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Even I, of all people, wouldn't go to get some
free tripos. Yeah, those things are complete bullshit. I don't
like that high pressure.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hold on, Why is Greg T sneaking around behind.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like a squirrel?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Roundhead? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Greg? See you? There's cameras everywhere we.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Got we got come in here, Greg T would buy
a timeshare.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Here's some kind of personality that they go after that
they targets this coffee breath scar scary.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We moved on to something new here. Hold on, hold on,
We're gonna go back to that Greg ts Hey, roundhead, Greg, Greg,
I have.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
A question for you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I got a question for you. Good chair up here,
Greg Gregory, don't get comfortable in my chair. Have you
ever accepted like a three day weekend for one hundred
twenty nine dollars at a resort? If you watch the
ninety minute time share presentation.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
They have them like on TV, they have these commercials.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Have you what have you ever done it?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Oh? No, no, no, it's a scam.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
A lot right there now you know it is, well,
I guess.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
I mean, I am friends who have a time share
in Aruba and they love it, and another who has.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
A timeshare they do it at Disney all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Justification, they're not all they're not all scammed, I am.
But Danielle said that actually scary says if you are weak,
you will go and you will end up signing away
your life without without being able to say the word.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I know.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
I think so too. I mean, there's some really good
salespeople out there, you know. Well, that's what it is,
and I am I would definitely fall for it.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'd be like Okay, where do I sign?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
But you know what, I have to be honest with you,
I don't even really know what a timeshare really is
or what.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Do you think it is? What do you think it is?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I think it is. I think it's like, well, let's
say you want to go to Disney World.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Right, and you want to stay at the Floridian, Right,
That's that's that'side of my league.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I can't stay there.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
But that's not that's not a timeshare, right.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
But if it was, I'm just saying, but if it was, so,
let's say, like Nate would own a couple of weekends,
a couple of weeks yes, So then is that what
it is for the rest of your life?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Is you have to If your weekend's not available, you're screwed.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So, like a lot of people find it very hard
to even get to hill, you.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Sign and deal with the devil.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
You literally say, all right, this week for the rest
of my life, in this month, for the rest of
my life.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm signed it, and it's going to just pass on
from generation to generation. I would do.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What what Daniel said is true. Some of them are good,
and some people really love the timeshare life and that's
for them, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
The way, the way scary speaking about it, though, I
feel like he's been suckered already, like.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Almost gotten, almost gott He's so passionate about Greg is right.
These high pressure salespeople are the best in the business,
and they know those tactics on how to reach people
like me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And put pen to hate. Well, you're better, you're better
than them.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Scary, you know, if you can say no at.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The end of the day.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
A lot of times it's cheaper to just take a
vacation for a week and have to upkeep the time share.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well that's true, but also keep in mind they bring
in let's say, twenty couples a weekend or whatever. They
know that maybe one will sign. Yeah, maybe it's just
the odd. They know that a lot of people are
going to say no, and they're used to the rejection,
but a lot of.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
People saying yes because they wouldn't continue to do this.
I mean, this is big business.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Well, that's their gig, y's their job.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Garry said, it's a deal with the devil. Like of
all the things in the world, the devil oversees the.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Time say to take Harriel's voice exactly Satan's Grand resort.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
It's a marriage you can't get out of because if
you think about it, you need a lawyer, high powered
lawyers to get you out of these deals.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Like most marriages, if you think about.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It, is you need a lawyer to get out of it.
There's a lot of money exchanging hands.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's crazy, a binding, and it's hard to get a
divorce from this kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Thing when you meet them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And then all I'm telling you right now, it's not
hard to get a divorce from that kind of thing
if you just don't do it.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
But they do have companies now, and that's all they
promote is that will get you your time share. They're
called time share something other others.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yes, thank you, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'll ask for it by name. But Nate had a
great idea start a time share development and then start
a company that gets people out of time shares. Brilliant
You make you charge them.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Twice and over fist anybody else? Want to ask Greg
to your question? While you're sitting here, you guys.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Car what are you trying to get in the in
the studio?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I was hungers looking for some food cookies back then?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Are you foraging?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Are the cookies. Any good idea?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, Brooklyn, get someone getting a cookie? Someone go get tool.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Did anybody just hear what Gary said? We asked if
they're good? He goes, well, they're baked in Brooklyn.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
The location guy an Italian guy from Rome named Claudio.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
It's his business. He baked them fresh.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, here we go, Here we go. Here's some Which ones?
Which ones?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Did he bring in?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Just half one?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Amorini?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That okay?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Is that the nutella emmorini? Well, let's see if he
enjoys it. Look at that great he's trying to. I
gotta be Claudia's cookie.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
You know what, we know you'd like it. The other
ones yeah, pretty good. I mean got you know, like
jelly or something.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Now, by the way, he's like a raccoon. So around
this time every day, for a week and a week straight,
he comes looking for food. Around this time.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yesterday he said, do you guys have anything? I said, no,
what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Why do we supply you.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
With pay every day?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Don't they feed you with k t you No, I
live on the other side of the tracks these days.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
No way, we have nothing. Water something. Machine doesn't worry
She got water.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He yells, he yells when we don't have food he does.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
It's bad. You know what, Elvis, you never know what
you got to you let it go.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You got the snickers and one g ass isn't always
greener on the other side.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Well, we try to tell you that I have the
water down there. They don't even have the filtered stuff.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
That half of.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's chicken, avocado lettuce?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Are we giving him penny left over?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
And he actually was dyeing your muffin. He was eyeing
your muffin.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I don't want the avocado. Take the avocado snickers, you.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Know, you know, Graggie, you can't pick beggars, can't be choosers.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
You gotta eat what we give you. I don't want
avocado on it. You can take your avocados.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Offering you something nice here?
Speaker 7 (10:37):
I got snickers, can't I gotta stay off the Snickers?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Why, Greg, Why can you eat a cookie which is
terrific and not a Snickers?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
You have to watch everything just a little. There's a
little cooks.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
One size. He's still recovering from the box that he ate.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Oh my god, he had a box of Snickers.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
The Snickers that said dip thing I keep coming.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
So Elvis, I had a box of Snickers, and he
stole every single line of are you surprised?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, so you haven't had breakfast today?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Really?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
He has a rice cake for breakfast.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I'm down. This is what I do.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I comment at four thirty in the morning, I have
a yogurt with some blueberries.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
And then that's the end of it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Happened the rice cake.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I moved off rice cakes. Can't we sign him up
to no kid hungry?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I knew that, no for real, And you need.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
A nourishing breakfast to start your day so you can
have the energy to learn it.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's what I'm saying, dude. This is a good side
of the tracks over here. Yeah, a quick story.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
When I first got a job in Sarasota, Florida, before
I really started working with you, Elvis, Right, I was
driving down looking for my apartment, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Let me correct you for a second. You were already
working for us when you went to Sarasota. Right, you
look very clear. You left our show, moved to Sarasota.
Didn't tell Goddy what happened? Tell Goddy what happened.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I was a kid just graduated college.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I landed a job in Sarasota, Florida on a rock station,
and I was already working here, and I thought, oh,
I'm gonna get this job. So I drove down to Sarasota, Florida,
and I literally, like Danielle said, I lost it.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Maybe three days. It was like three days.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
The next thing I know, I was in Georgia calling
him saying I don't want the job. And I came
back here and then Elvis said come along for the ride.
And then I was the human jackass. You know, he
here twenty seven years, my whole career. Wait, you were
in the human jackass before you left, weren't you? I
have I've always been because in the Attorney House I
was the jackass as well.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yes it was.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
But what I'm saying is so like the other side
of the track where I live. It's like in Sarasota, Florida.
I was driving down there. I'm looking at these beautiful homes, thinking, Wow,
I'm gonna get live in a great apartment. Go by
the beach, and then over the railroad tracks I go,
and then there was this whole little wall, little apartment
where like you know, all kinds of burn marks on
the floor.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It was holding fall. Yeah, not safe.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You're are you back to a world of burn stains
on the floor.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I'm living over Ada.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
You do know that we order breakfast for ourselves in
the morning, like most of the time, we do uber
eat or we do whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You know, you can come and buy for.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
The scraps I have asked for, but security cancels me.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm sorry, can you chew and swallow?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
No, no.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Sometimes there'll be a dialogue going on. He'll text me, hey,
you guys got anything to eat over there? And a
lot and listen. We share with everybody, so the whole
radio station, the whole floor gets to come down. Now
when we have community food, that kind of got dropped off.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So that's like the saddest little text message I think
you could get. You have anything to eat over there? Like, yes,
come over.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here, I'll tell you what make you No? No, no, then
we have to pay for it. No, Gregory, Gregory. You know,
if we have food, we would always welcome you to
come in and have sloppy seconds.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
You know, I will say when you have chef from
car Mines, Yeah, he always brings tons of food.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
That guy.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Well, maybe if you remembered his name.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
You know who said they want to come by sometime soon,
and I said, I'm sure it's okay with everybody.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Gringos they want to.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Bring h Yes, we're making great team Hungary.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Can I tell you we just down down by the
Marlborough area and Old Bridge. We just got like one
of the best Mexican restaurants you can ever dream of.
It's unbelievable, Sophia's Takorea, and it's so good.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
He wait outside for everybody's second.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know who owns that. That's Peters from right.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Wait, he has restaurants and I don't know you you
know the owner? You know the owner? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You do really let me know. I'm I'm glad you
told us about that.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
We'll have it on our show and bring us food.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Elvis, you cannot get into that restaurant. The only way
I got in they closed the kitchen at eleven. I
got in there at ten thirty.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
They were racing.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
They're like, we're calling the kitchen called Elvis. I didn't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You just just tell me if you want to go
Sophia's Ta Korea. Oh, it's Peter is he's our best friend, Elvis.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I'm not even joking you and he was.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
He was at my wedding.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
You know what he.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Is.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I love that guy. Hell of a guy.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
He is a great guy, your friend of Hey, if
you need to get in there, I will get you
in NHL.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
You want the best, I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
And the service, everybody's so nice and friendly, and the
place is so colorful, and the food is authentic.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
It is good food.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's great. Sophia's Talkaria is great.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, and so yeah, he's not paying for this, but
it's very good. Anyway, Yeah, you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We all have to go take take your cookies, and
we need to get into Sofia's.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
You let me know. We'll get your table.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Okay, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
You're so welcome.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm serious.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We love his great t everyone what a pleasant supplies.
On the podcast, everyone saying goodbye, take the good
Speaker 4 (15:51):
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Sea.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Elvis fifteen minute Morning Show, the fifty minute morning show podcast.
Who ols here, there's Gandhi, I see Danielle and Scottie B.
There's straight Nate, there's Scary and Garrett is here and
here we go. If you're listening to us, Hi, you
should see us. We're just gorgeous. Nate wants to start
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the show today. What do you have going on?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I got an email.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Great deal, three night getaway, only one hundred and twenty
nine dollars. All I have to do is attend the
Grand Vacation sales presentation.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Nine hours of the entire trip.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Maybe, so you've done it, how was it for you?
Speaker 6 (00:52):
Scary?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It was awful.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
First of all, it's a ninety minute It was a
ninety minute presentation at like eight o'clock in the morning.
You get there and you want to talk about a
hard sell. I sat down in the chair and I'm
sitting there and they are literally pressing you. They use
these words and phrases and they don't let you get
up until you maybe sign a deal with doing the
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time share, which you could then never get out.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, first of all, kidnapping is illegal. Secondly, you will
not cite anything unless you decide to sign it. So
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But they guilty. They have these tactics that they're they're
they're armed with. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
They just say culture gonna love scary, culture, just gonna
love scary. Come with us. Let's just lucky.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Guy made it out of their lives. That was the
worst experience of my life. It's not worth it, just
got worth the squeeze.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I understand that, but but how can you say there?
They use these textics you're gonna sign, No, you're not.
I would never it's first of all, I'd never go
to one of those stupid fucking things. But but let
me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But they do give you, like a whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Dollars for ninety minutes.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
Then how long do you usually have to sit through
something about ninety minutes with a ninety minute presentation the
whole thing. What if you say, you know what, I
gotta go my stomach, yeah, I'm not feeling good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Or whatever it is, what happens?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Can they like, do you assign something so they we
can kick you out if you don't attend the meeting?
Or if you don't stay the entire length of time.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I don't go to them, so I don't know how
it works.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I say, try it, don't do.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
It an you have three nights, one hundred and twenty
nine bucks. I'm up anyways, if it's early in the morning,
sit there with a cup of coffee. Just have a
glazed look on my expression on my face.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
If you think you have what it takes to not
give in like scary and like give them all your money,
then do it?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Why not take advantage?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, well to that point, Daniel, who is like that?
Are there people who are so easily Oh yeah, persuaded?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's why these things work.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's why they give these trips Elvis.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
There are lawyers that specifically get people out of these
contracts because they're signed into it for life pretty much.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
It's actually there's there's like I heard two commercials for
something like that say I'll definitely get you out of
your time share, and if I don't, you don't have
to pay me.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
It's a whole business now.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, we run commercials for it. We do well
time shares, which I never would do either. But I'm
not saying that they're all bad, they're all different.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So we know someone who is a member of a
timeshare and uh, but it's a very competitive time share
where if he wants to get out of it, he
can actually go put it on the market for ten
dollars and they will come back and buy it back
from him. Oh wow, it's a pretty good deal.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Actually, just it is a brilliant idea of this.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Let me know, if you guys are in, we start
our own time share company, and then we also start
the company to get you out of that time share.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Probably something illegal about it, pharma, Yeah, I know, you
know supply demand.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's right, I have the worst idea. Then hey, let's
open a bar.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Even I, of all people, wouldn't go to get some
free tripos. Yeah, those things are complete bullshit. I don't
like that high pressure.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hold on, Why is Greg T sneaking around behind.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Like a squirrel?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Roundhead? What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Greg? See you? There's cameras everywhere we.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Got we got come in here, Greg T would buy
a timeshare.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Here's some kind of personality that they go after that
they targets this coffee breath scar scary.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We moved on to something new here. Hold on, hold on,
We're gonna go back to that Greg ts Hey, roundhead, Greg, Greg,
I have.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
A question for you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I got a question for you. Good chair up here,
Greg Gregory, don't get comfortable in my chair. Have you
ever accepted like a three day weekend for one hundred
twenty nine dollars at a resort? If you watch the
ninety minute time share presentation.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
They have them like on TV, they have these commercials.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Have you what have you ever done it?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Oh? No, no, no, it's a scam.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
A lot right there now you know it is, well,
I guess.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
I mean, I am friends who have a time share
in Aruba and they love it, and another who has.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
A timeshare they do it at Disney all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Justification, they're not all they're not all scammed, I am.
But Danielle said that actually scary says if you are weak,
you will go and you will end up signing away
your life without without being able to say the word.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I know.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
I think so too. I mean, there's some really good
salespeople out there, you know. Well, that's what it is,
and I am I would definitely fall for it.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'd be like Okay, where do I sign?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
But you know what, I have to be honest with you,
I don't even really know what a timeshare really is
or what.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Do you think it is? What do you think it is?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I think it is. I think it's like, well, let's
say you want to go to Disney World.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Right, and you want to stay at the Floridian, Right,
That's that's that'side of my league.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I can't stay there.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
But that's not that's not a timeshare, right.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
But if it was, I'm just saying, but if it was, so,
let's say, like Nate would own a couple of weekends,
a couple of weeks yes, So then is that what
it is for the rest of your life?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Is you have to If your weekend's not available, you're screwed.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So, like a lot of people find it very hard
to even get to hill, you.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Sign and deal with the devil.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
You literally say, all right, this week for the rest
of my life, in this month, for the rest of
my life.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm signed it, and it's going to just pass on
from generation to generation. I would do.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What what Daniel said is true. Some of them are good,
and some people really love the timeshare life and that's
for them, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
The way, the way scary speaking about it, though, I
feel like he's been suckered already, like.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Almost gotten, almost gott He's so passionate about Greg is right.
These high pressure salespeople are the best in the business,
and they know those tactics on how to reach people
like me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And put pen to hate. Well, you're better, you're better
than them.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Scary, you know, if you can say no at.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The end of the day.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
A lot of times it's cheaper to just take a
vacation for a week and have to upkeep the time share.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well that's true, but also keep in mind they bring
in let's say, twenty couples a weekend or whatever. They
know that maybe one will sign. Yeah, maybe it's just
the odd. They know that a lot of people are
going to say no, and they're used to the rejection,
but a lot of.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
People saying yes because they wouldn't continue to do this.
I mean, this is big business.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Well, that's their gig, y's their job.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Garry said, it's a deal with the devil. Like of
all the things in the world, the devil oversees the.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Time say to take Harriel's voice exactly Satan's Grand resort.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
It's a marriage you can't get out of because if
you think about it, you need a lawyer, high powered
lawyers to get you out of these deals.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Like most marriages, if you think about.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It, is you need a lawyer to get out of it.
There's a lot of money exchanging hands.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's crazy, a binding, and it's hard to get a
divorce from this kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Thing when you meet them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And then all I'm telling you right now, it's not
hard to get a divorce from that kind of thing
if you just don't do it.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
But they do have companies now, and that's all they
promote is that will get you your time share. They're
called time share something other others.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yes, thank you, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'll ask for it by name. But Nate had a
great idea start a time share development and then start
a company that gets people out of time shares. Brilliant
You make you charge them.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Twice and over fist anybody else? Want to ask Greg
to your question? While you're sitting here, you guys.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Car what are you trying to get in the in
the studio?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I was hungers looking for some food cookies back then?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Are you foraging?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Are the cookies. Any good idea?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, Brooklyn, get someone getting a cookie? Someone go get tool.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Did anybody just hear what Gary said? We asked if
they're good? He goes, well, they're baked in Brooklyn.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
The location guy an Italian guy from Rome named Claudio.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
It's his business. He baked them fresh.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, here we go, Here we go. Here's some Which ones?
Which ones?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Did he bring in?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Just half one?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Amorini?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That okay?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Is that the nutella emmorini? Well, let's see if he
enjoys it. Look at that great he's trying to. I
gotta be Claudia's cookie.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
You know what, we know you'd like it. The other
ones yeah, pretty good. I mean got you know, like
jelly or something.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Now, by the way, he's like a raccoon. So around
this time every day, for a week and a week straight,
he comes looking for food. Around this time.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yesterday he said, do you guys have anything? I said, no,
what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Why do we supply you.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
With pay every day?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Don't they feed you with k t you No, I
live on the other side of the tracks these days.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
No way, we have nothing. Water something. Machine doesn't worry
She got water.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He yells, he yells when we don't have food he does.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
It's bad. You know what, Elvis, you never know what
you got to you let it go.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You got the snickers and one g ass isn't always
greener on the other side.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Well, we try to tell you that I have the
water down there. They don't even have the filtered stuff.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
That half of.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's chicken, avocado lettuce?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Are we giving him penny left over?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
And he actually was dyeing your muffin. He was eyeing
your muffin.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I don't want the avocado. Take the avocado snickers, you.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Know, you know, Graggie, you can't pick beggars, can't be choosers.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
You gotta eat what we give you. I don't want
avocado on it. You can take your avocados.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Offering you something nice here?
Speaker 7 (10:37):
I got snickers, can't I gotta stay off the Snickers?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Why, Greg, Why can you eat a cookie which is
terrific and not a Snickers?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
You have to watch everything just a little. There's a
little cooks.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
One size. He's still recovering from the box that he ate.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Oh my god, he had a box of Snickers.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
The Snickers that said dip thing I keep coming.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
So Elvis, I had a box of Snickers, and he
stole every single line of are you surprised?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, so you haven't had breakfast today?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Really?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
He has a rice cake for breakfast.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I'm down. This is what I do.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I comment at four thirty in the morning, I have
a yogurt with some blueberries.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
And then that's the end of it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Happened the rice cake.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I moved off rice cakes. Can't we sign him up
to no kid hungry?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I knew that, no for real, And you need.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
A nourishing breakfast to start your day so you can
have the energy to learn it.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's what I'm saying, dude. This is a good side
of the tracks over here. Yeah, a quick story.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
When I first got a job in Sarasota, Florida, before
I really started working with you, Elvis, Right, I was
driving down looking for my apartment, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Let me correct you for a second. You were already
working for us when you went to Sarasota. Right, you
look very clear. You left our show, moved to Sarasota.
Didn't tell Goddy what happened? Tell Goddy what happened.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I was a kid just graduated college.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
I landed a job in Sarasota, Florida on a rock station,
and I was already working here, and I thought, oh,
I'm gonna get this job. So I drove down to Sarasota, Florida,
and I literally, like Danielle said, I lost it.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Maybe three days. It was like three days.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
The next thing I know, I was in Georgia calling
him saying I don't want the job. And I came
back here and then Elvis said come along for the ride.
And then I was the human jackass. You know, he
here twenty seven years, my whole career. Wait, you were
in the human jackass before you left, weren't you? I
have I've always been because in the Attorney House I
was the jackass as well.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yes it was.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
But what I'm saying is so like the other side
of the track where I live. It's like in Sarasota, Florida.
I was driving down there. I'm looking at these beautiful homes, thinking, Wow,
I'm gonna get live in a great apartment. Go by
the beach, and then over the railroad tracks I go,
and then there was this whole little wall, little apartment
where like you know, all kinds of burn marks on
the floor.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It was holding fall. Yeah, not safe.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You're are you back to a world of burn stains
on the floor.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I'm living over Ada.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
You do know that we order breakfast for ourselves in
the morning, like most of the time, we do uber
eat or we do whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
You know, you can come and buy for.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
The scraps I have asked for, but security cancels me.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm sorry, can you chew and swallow?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
No, no.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Sometimes there'll be a dialogue going on. He'll text me, hey,
you guys got anything to eat over there? And a
lot and listen. We share with everybody, so the whole
radio station, the whole floor gets to come down. Now
when we have community food, that kind of got dropped off.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So that's like the saddest little text message I think
you could get. You have anything to eat over there? Like, yes,
come over.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here, I'll tell you what make you No? No, no, then
we have to pay for it. No, Gregory, Gregory. You know,
if we have food, we would always welcome you to
come in and have sloppy seconds.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
You know, I will say when you have chef from
car Mines, Yeah, he always brings tons of food.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
That guy.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Well, maybe if you remembered his name.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
You know who said they want to come by sometime soon,
and I said, I'm sure it's okay with everybody.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Gringos they want to.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Bring h Yes, we're making great team Hungary.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Can I tell you we just down down by the
Marlborough area and Old Bridge. We just got like one
of the best Mexican restaurants you can ever dream of.
It's unbelievable, Sophia's Takorea, and it's so good.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
He wait outside for everybody's second.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know who owns that. That's Peters from right.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Wait, he has restaurants and I don't know you you
know the owner? You know the owner? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You do really let me know. I'm I'm glad you
told us about that.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
We'll have it on our show and bring us food.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Elvis, you cannot get into that restaurant. The only way
I got in they closed the kitchen at eleven. I
got in there at ten thirty.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
They were racing.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
They're like, we're calling the kitchen called Elvis. I didn't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You just just tell me if you want to go
Sophia's Ta Korea. Oh, it's Peter is he's our best friend, Elvis.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I'm not even joking you and he was.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
He was at my wedding.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
You know what he.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Is.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I love that guy. Hell of a guy.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
He is a great guy, your friend of Hey, if
you need to get in there, I will get you
in NHL.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
You want the best, I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
And the service, everybody's so nice and friendly, and the
place is so colorful, and the food is authentic.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
It is good food.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's great. Sophia's Talkaria is great.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, and so yeah, he's not paying for this, but
it's very good. Anyway, Yeah, you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We all have to go take take your cookies, and
we need to get into Sofia's.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
You let me know. We'll get your table.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Okay, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
You're so welcome.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm serious.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We love his great t everyone what a pleasant supplies.
On the podcast, everyone saying goodbye, take the good
Speaker 4 (15:51):
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