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January 22, 2024 10 mins

We are talking about which football teams we want to see in the big game + more ideas for Gandhi's new Instagram name.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine morning show, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Daniel's back from the bathroom and she washed her hand.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yes, it's an important thing. After you potty, make sure
you wash your hands exactly.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
See, I would think you'd want to wash your hands
before you potty.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
I do. Yeah, he does.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, you guys touch your parts like we don't really
touch our parts. We like we we use the paper
to wipe.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
You know, my dad worked in a garage and he
did like off zone maintenance, so his hands are always dirty.
You know, you have a dirty job when you wash
your hands before you go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well, we have a dirty job, so I think we
should start doing that. Well, here we are.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Maybe we'll hit fifteen. Maybe not. There's no promises or guarantees.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Other Scotty B in the Serial Killers podcast room, there's
Danielle straight Nate with his smash nuts. Will get to
that in a moment. There's Gandhi looking mighty fine and
of course scary, and uh, there's Garrett.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
How's it going? Ready to go? Let's do it. Let's
do a podcast uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
So today I was watching you guys on the zoom
cameras and everything, and I see, for whatever reason, straight
Nate's eyes crossed and he.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Went, yeah, believe it or not, I basically need myself
in the balls by just crossing my legs with tight tants.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Is it physically possible to put your knee on your balls?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Tuh yeah, And I feel like now I twisted something
because it's still kind of has.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
A dull throb to it. When was the last time
you get the guys in the room? You never know?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Daniel could probably answer this question. What's your question?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
When was the last time you got kicked in the ball?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Kicked kicked.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Incident? Even though it was.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Fifteen years ago, twenty years ago. The second you said that,
I feel it.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I just the feeling was, why did someone kick in
the balls twenty years ago?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, it was a soft ball that hit my balls.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
It was a.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Ball to ball action. Oh, it was ridiculous, straight in
my right in my balls.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh see, this is why you should always have a
camera rolling and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, I was playing five space and I.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Have been kicked in the balls since Shannon McGee kicked
me in the balls when I was a kid. Oh,
just deserve it. And she's wearing those clogs.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Oh why did she do?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I guess I deserved it. I don't know. All I
remember is the ball kick. I don't remember why.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Body gets kicked or at least like flicked in the
balls kind of constantly.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, by myself.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh God, why I do that to yourself.

Speaker 8 (02:48):
I accidentally hit myself in the balls all the time,
and it's like it's the worst.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Feeling on the planet.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
I mean, the last person actually kicked me in the
ball is probably my brother, like thirty plus years ago.
But I will I will run into things that myself
and the balls constantly.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
You know, Downtown in Manhattan, the oldest part of Manhattan.
It's been there since the beginning of time or before.
They still have those those posts in the sidewalk with
the rings on them. People used to tie their horses
up back in the old days. They keep them there
just because they're kind of fun. You got to keep
an eye on for those things. I did get hit
by one of the by one of those ones. I

(03:23):
walked right into it. I'm marched into it. Bam, be careful,
I don't.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Okay, So that's pretty painful for guys. I'm sure it
doesn't even compare to giving birth, But like, is there
anything for women that's the equivalent of getting kicked in
the balls?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
The cramping thing?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh, very insists. Let me tell you who. I had
one burst on me. I could not I couldn't get up.
People had to pick me up off the floor and
carry me.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
So it could be the closest thing.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Yeah, maybe this is, yeah, but nothing that could nothing
that could be instantly inflicted though, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, But I mean, if you get a bad cramp
and you're on your ovary, flick your ovary and it hurts,
you can't. Are you sticking your finger up my vagina?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Medical? Medical term medical?

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Just for a girl too, though, for sure. I got
a fight when I was in my second grade with
someone and she did that. Oh my god, it was
the worst, the worst.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
What was this? I was still on Danielle's comment.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Nothing so that happened when you were in second grade?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, speaking of it, is that guy showing up.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
In live news reports anymore?

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, have a reporter on the street. No, he's not
doing that anymore. But I love watching the best.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yes, yeah, one time moving on Halloween with the Halloween costume.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
She's interviewing him and then he takes off the head and.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
He says it, O boy.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Hey, so we have to come up with a new
internet name for gandhis. They're saying baby Hot Sauce isn't
allowed anymore. People have been sending suggestions in all day
and they're all lame.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
I remember, well, the problem is that a lot of
people are trying to include my last name. And it's
exactly my point. Why about why I can't use my
name because everyone has spelled it incorrectly, So I can't
use any of my names. I think I have one,
but I don't want to say it because I don't
want someone else to go steal it. Yeah, before I.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Have it, Hey, bring everyone on the podcast up to speed.
Maybe they don't know why you need a new name.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
Okay, So when you search, if you don't follow me already,
and you try to search baby Hot Sauce, it doesn't
come up at all on Instagram, And if you do
it on Facebook, you get this warning saying, hey, just
so you know, child abuse and child exploitation is against
our guidelines and standards because of the words that you're
putting in which are baby and hot. So that's no good.

(05:58):
So I talked to my friend from Meta and he said, Yep,
this is an issue your shadow band. People can't see
your stuff, so you have to figure out something different
to do because the computers are doing their thing and
you can't reason with them.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, I kind of like battye hot sauce. Somebody suggested
that one see. I feel like no one knows spell battie.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
I also don't feel like that's a word you call yourself.
I think, you know, like other people call you that.
I don't want to be one of those people that's like,
I'm so amazing, I'm a batty.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
I pulled up the thesaurus. Do you want me to
go through some of the adjectives.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
For baby, yes, Nate, please.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Uh, mini, mini hot sauce, Okay, little hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Pre natal hot sauce, Yes, premature.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Hot, ten weenie.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Hot sauce, dwarf hotsh Someone will get mad about.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
That dwarf hot dwarf. I'm sure people have searched for
that fun in size hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is not working.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Scaled down, scale.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
It scale down, it scaled down hot sauce.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Hocket hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's dirty. Someone suggested Bay Bay Hot sauce.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Like.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Pocket hot sauce is cute.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Pocket.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
I don't, No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
It sounds filthy.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Hey, we're just trying to come up with options.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
Yeah, and if we come up with a good one,
I don't want us to say it on the air
because I don't want someone to steal it.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Before I can go.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You definitely should sell your your user name back to
the rapper though that wanted it originally.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Yeah, I think that one's done.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Now make off this one now.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Yeah, I still him the name that gets flagged as parophilia,
but I have a steal for you.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
All right.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
All right, Well we'll figure it out. But maybe we
should do this, uh like off the air.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Yeah, I think I think we have a couple of
good ones.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, t Weed.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Someone called me.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Here any bitty over the weekend and I.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Was like, shut up, no, no, no, no, no, don't
hang out with him ever again.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
I don't like it, not one bit.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
All right, what else can we cover here on the
fifteen minute Morning show podcast? It still has fourteen minutes
left to go.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
I can't wait for the fact that there's only two
NFL games, well, hopefully just one that the Chiefs play,
and we don't have to deal with Taylor Mania anymore.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
My god, I'm just so Taylor Swift is.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Here for good?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Like, what's the problem She's not asking to be shown
in the box, Like we know that.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yes we do.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
She's going because she's enthusiastic about the game.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
I mean, it's your boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
What is she supposed to do?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Not go?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
So boyfriend, she wants to go, but we also.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Know her team is so powerful that if she said, guys,
it's too much, stop showing me every play like I
don't like it, they would back off.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
That hasn't happened, right, exactly.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, if it was me, Let's say I was Taylor Swift.
My boyfriend's Travis Kelsey. I'm like, guys, it's all about him,
right to focus on him.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I don't know. I don't know about you, guys. I'm
dreaming of a Ravens Lions super Bowl. That would be
that's the one we want.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
There a million times, and then we don't need the
Chiefs again.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
So let's see.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You know, the advertisers who bought money to advertise they
want a Chail of Swift super Bowl, I know, but
this would be even better for them to want chiefs watching.
They did not.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
She was so super Bowl February eleventh, Is that right?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes? Ye, yeah, OEt good.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
All right, So that means we're off on the twelfth. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
We've always the merits of super Bowl Monday. And how
does debate? Debate all you want? Keep on debating? Just
wait a week, you'll be good.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Danielle's pulling a scary you old Jedi mind trick. We've
always taken it off.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
We discussed it, but we've discussed it because we.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Didn't discuss isn't that like the one day that the
biggest call out work day in the year of the year.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, because you should be well, put the game on earlier.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
You can count on us being here the day after
super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
We may not be awake, but we'll be here.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
We'll be awake. It'll be great. We've stayed up later
for other things.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well, I have an all right, we now have thirteen
minutes left on the fifteen minute morning.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Have we done?

Speaker 6 (10:16):
I think ten minutes majority we're done.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Well, Look, it's always good seven. It's always good to
get together yeah, and we did. It is so everyone
say bye bye the

Speaker 2 (10:28):
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