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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Elvis.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Show, it is a fifty minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We're all here.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I love it when we've.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Got a full house. We've got Scotty be over in
master control, We've got Gandhi. They're scary, and there's Garrett.
Danielle's in the house and uh.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Nate's in the other room with a diamond. Hello. He
can't hear you, but do you think they're talking?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Do you know what he did again?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
What we talked about this on the air. He left
his freaking credit card right there.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
He's testing us.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Do you think he's testing me?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
He thinks I'm gonna take it and buy something nice.
Let me act today.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You should buy him something nice.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
That would be nice.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
And if you buy him something nice on his credit card,
that's still stealing it is Do you.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Think he looks at the bill that much that he
know he'll know if I spend a thousand on a
gift and.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Give it to him, Yeah, yes, what if I do.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
With cheap something cheap and then give it to him?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Steal? Stealing?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I think I think one hundred bucks I think.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
You get if it's from a retailer, he usually does
not frequent.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Here he is. I don't know how many times to
say here, he is, Hi, Nate, would you Nate?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
There?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You are stealing if we took your credit card but
we bought you something nice.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Oh, that's stealing. Typically the definition of thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Do you look at your statement enough that you would
even know?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I check it every day?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So do I?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Because and in fact I checked it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, where's my wallet? Don't you know? I did not
take your wallet.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I lost my wallet yesterday. It fell in between the
seat and the console. I look for an hour and.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
A half to find it. Maybe that's where it is now.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
And then I'm like, okay, so I was in the
city late on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It may might have fallen out the sub way. O.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
God, I used tile on my wallet.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, Ti Air Target slim.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
It's so slim. I wouldn't it'd be like having a
piece of hard.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
I don't know about you guys, but I have active
alert and notifications anytime a transaction.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's right there.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Ye, well, I accidentally threw away that was in the
old studios. I actually accidentally threw away to the wallet
because I had a cookie with a wrapper in one
hand and my wallet in the other.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Just another cookie.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
I meant to do away the cookie wrapper, but instead
I threw away the wallet and then I just went
into the studio eating my cookie.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And that was the end of that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Please never bring this up again. Okay, So back to
the question.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
If we took your credit card and charge something for
you that was very nice, would I be stealing? The
answer is yes, that is unlawful use of your credit correct.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
But what happens if you liked the gift, well, I
and you keep it, then you drop the charges.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
I would make sure I got the gift and then
I would say, what is this fraud? But I would
keep the gift and they would just write it off.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So then you're a scammer too.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Once again, you are the biggest scammer I've ever had,
and you've had.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
If you guys have fraudulent charges on your credit card, yes, yes,
so I think there is, And don't quote me on this.
I think there's just a dollar amount where if it's
below that dollar amount, the customer service report goes, Okay,
you're covered, You're fine. I want to say that there's
a dollar not that I know this and I would
scam But I think.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's still scamming. That's still scamming. Scampy.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
If you know that you charge something and you don't
want to pay for it, you tell them it's a scam.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, that's not nice.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's nice.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You're implying that that's possible.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Well, there's there's times where you know, because you'll get the.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Letter in the mail thank you for inquiring about this
fraudulent charge or whatever, and it'll be like under fifty
dollars and then they just it's gone, bye bye. WHOA.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I wonder if anyone's ever done that, Like say, of course,
say like I say you know what, I want this item,
and you say I want that item, So then I go, okay,
so you charge and I'll charge and we'll say our
stuff was stolen, but we'll get to keep the purse.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That's fucked up.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh no, it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
There a story somebody puts their their credit card down
at the bar and says, all right, drinks on me,
And the next morning he calls his credit card company
and says, I don't know what happened. Somebody got my card.
I don't know what happened. And then they see that
it was, you know, given at the bar and then
they just wipe it. You know, he and his buddy's
d his theft.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Brandon's very good friend is a multike jillionaire because he
came up with the card machines that take a picture
of your face when you swipe it at a strip club,
so that you cannot call the next day and say
it wasn't me because it pulls it up. Oh, but
here you are, it is you. Yeah, they have those.
It's like a point of sale something.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Not going to that place.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah, it actually catches you.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They don't take credit cards on you go.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Scotty wouldn't use it just because they turned that outrageous ATM.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
God, yeah, they charged more to a strip club than
they're doing Vegas.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
How much is the ATMP at a trip club?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I think it's like eleven ninety five or twelve bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
One dollar at the one was Yeah, so you're going
to pay it. Have been at a strip club last
year and the stripper because the ATM was not working,
The stripper walks up to you and she's like, just
venmo me and I'll give you the cash. You'ven know her,
like one hundred and fifty dollars. She gives you one
hundred and fifty dollars and like fives and then.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You can just go.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Does she charge you a fee?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
She did not. They are literally an atm. Yes, wow,
and not the basest strippers.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
Ass.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I think he did an automatic telling madam very hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
For the record, I got dragged out there.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh wow, sure he did.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
You used to love that stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
I used to. Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I used to have fights with Scotty all the time
at the strip club.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
He would go to the strip club, get all lathered
up and then wonder why they wouldn't call him later.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You do know, Scotty, they're not there because they like you.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
There was the one girl in Florida just saying most
of them.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Have relationships and like husbands and all more boyfriends.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
She wound up telling me she had a boyfriend. I
don't want to talk about that one. I just I
pulled up in my grandpa's ninety four Caddy because I
was at his house.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh my god, and they parked it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Sorry, Diamond? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
And then I ran out of money. It was a hole.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It was a whole ordeal.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Like it was a bad night, but I committed the
cardinal sin that night, and I can't even say what
it was.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Guys know, you fell in love with the stripper? No wait, no,
what is it?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Guys know, I know what you did.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You went into the back room.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
No, no, no, no, I never did. I never no, I've
never done anything like that. What's the cardinals? I can't
tell you. No, no, no, yes, way wait.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Show me, show me, I can't. Are the cameras gonna
cameras will get it? Don't pick this up, cameras look
away from me.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Oh okay, it's a very sensitive mechanism. I'm going to vomit.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Write why that's a natural thing?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Can we now?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So much?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh my god, I wish we would have ended it
moments ago.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
How long afore we did?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Who care? Doesn't matter? Long enough, longer than Scotty?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You are correct?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh my god? All right, Well on behalf of everyone
in the room.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And of course, Scottie's dirty pants.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Sweatpants sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, I don't wear a sweatpants.
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