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December 21, 2023 10 mins

Scotty B says starting December 26th decorations start coming down!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
finely fifteen minuting show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, well, well the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look
at who decided to show up and then also look
at who didn't show.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Up today, John wis is not their fault or all sick.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I know Gandhi traveled, so she's the next to get sick.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
I put on my mask. I drink so much water
it's ridiculous. I take my vitamins. I'm really hoping that
I steer clear of this because I am just not
in the mood.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
He's so Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
When you were traveling, were you the only one wearing
a mask or did you see a lot of people
wearing them?

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I'd said it was probably fifty to fifty that's a lot, Yeah, people,
A lot of people were wearing masks, and then there
were people who weren't, So, you know, right down the middle.
I think the good thing is, at least where I
was flying from, nobody looks weird if you are wearing
a mask, it's just kind of like, Okay, good do
your thing. I think people have gotten over that. What
are you an alien type of thing?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a couple of assholes still lingering.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah, well, if they were, I didn't hear them.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, so officially we have Nate out sick, Froggy's out sick,
and Scary's out, but he's not sick. He's out on
some personal reasons. And Diamond's back though. Yeah yeah, Diamond,
Alex my husband. He stayed home today, Oh boy, exactly,
and so he's not feeling well.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's it's it's it's going around. I mean, so do
everything you can.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Happy holidays, a lot of traveling going on.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
It's a lot of stuff going around. It's a cold,
the flu, RSV, COVID, all of the things, they're all
coming at us at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yep, yeah, RSV.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
This is one that's popping up in our house here,
not in our house, but you know, with Nate and
it usually it only happens to people who are very
young or very.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Old, right, Yeah, that's what it was for a long time,
and now all of a sudden, since last year, it's
like younger, you know, people Nate's age and stuff are
getting it. But there were there are vaccines for it,
but you have to there was like a shortage, so
you had to qualify for it. So Nate would have
qualified because he has, you know, a lot of health
stuff going on. But he and he was crazy because

(02:18):
last week he said, you think I should get it,
and I'm like probably, but by you know, by the
time he got it, he already had it so.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Little too late. But you know what, but yes, he
should have.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well anyway, So the remainders are as you can see
if you're watching. Garrett's here, but he's working. Gandhi's is
in ohio, Danielle's in the studio, Scotty Bees in the
serial Killers studio.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Oh, Daniel's gonna record with me today, and very excited.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I am, I am before the poor guy's got nobody left.
He's like, could you just stay and help me?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
And you got it?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Don't Oh yeah, Andrew's out too.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Andrew's out too.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
H there go wait, Josh's out too, isn't he?

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yeah? Probably?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Do you know that's just Josh?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, you never know.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
With the amount of people we have not here at
the show. I still didn't get invited to the Serial Killers.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Well because today's full of gluten chin.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, we don't have a good free sure.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
And then Garrett's out of serial killers because well, he's
got a gluten and sugar problem. So we're all eliminated
for some reason or another. Hey, so how was your
traveling experience yesterday, Gandhi, because this is gonna be a
huge travel year.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
It was chaotic. I got to the airport about an
hour and some an hour and a half ish early,
but the amount of people that were there was crazy.
Even I did the bag shortcut thing where you can
go to a different line and drop off your bag.
That was not that short. I have clear which typically
takes you right to the front of the line. That
line was extremely long. TSA didn't have all the lanes open.

(03:39):
It was just kind of everything that could go wrong
and kind of hold you up was holding me up.
I got to my gate after running by the way,
with three minutes and forty four seconds until we started boarding.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Wow. So yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I was texting my boyfriend when I got there, and
Brandon was like, oh my god, I would have been
so stressed. He likes Scottie and every other guy apparently
loves to get to the airport hours early and just relax,
but give yourself the time for sure.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, all right, well, and no one here in surprise
that you went through that experience. And look, an hour
and a half, they're saying two hours at some airports. Look,
you know, you fly in and out of the same
airports usually you know if they're good or bad.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Newark is typically right.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And as we're talking earlier, just as we have fifty
percent of our staff out, say so do they?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
So it takes longer to get you processed and get
you through all.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right, So who wants to talk about something in particular
and something special here on the fifteen minute morning?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Are you okay? Danielle in your coffee? Don't know? Down goes Danielle.
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Danielle in the Bengo car.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
And then there were two.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Uh Danielle, gandhi? Is there anything otherwise? I'll just turn
this bitch off. I'll turn this thing off right now.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
I don't know. But when can we take decorations down?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Like it?

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Does it twenty sixth or like?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
How long do you think Little Christmas is in the
beginning of January? You wait till after a little Christmas?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
A little Christmas.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
That's when the mad I got to Baby Jesus and brought.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
The gifts Magi magic yes, was there again of the Magian.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
The Three Kings, that a book.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
The gift of the magic, gift of the Magi.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
In other words, uh, and the rest of us who
aren't that religious or Catholic, we celebrate little Christians because
we're a little lazy and we want to just put
it off.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
I want all that stuff back in the attic on
the twenty sixth.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
No way, I love.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I will leave my Christmas tree up, probably until February.
I just love it so much. It takes effort in
energy and it adds so much zuzz.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
But there's glitter everywhere.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I just I can't well stuff without glitter.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
But it's already well, then stop putting glitter shit on
your tree.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
So we got a real tree this year, and uh gosh,
Alex fought against it.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
He was like no man.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
And luckily it was too late to order the tree
that I wanted that was a fake tree, and we
went to Low's and Obieple they didn't have anything left.
So we got a real tree and we love it.
It's it's really great.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
And the great thing about living on a farm is well,
when you're done, you just pull it right out the
back door. And throw it out in the brushes. It's
good for the critters, isn't it. I think so it
has to be. It's a truth.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
How tall is it like thirteen fourteen feet? Whoa, I'm kidding,
It's like seven feet? It said, I told you this story.
It's said on the tag eight to nine feet, and
it turned out to be seven feet. It's the same thing,
but an inches that guys.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Do same price too.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
What what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Well, I mean no, they said they said eight to nine,
but even though it was only seven, they charged you
for an eight to nine.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh I thought you were talking about dick.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
No, no making there.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I didn't know guys charged by the inch.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I need guys for something.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, okay, thank you for changing the subject. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Christmas January sixth is the Epiphany. That's the twelfth day
of Christmas. That's when they brought the gifts to baby Jesus.
Like I said, the magi came whatever, and that's the
official end of the Christmas.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
The same thing with people say I just had an epiphany.
Is that where it came for?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Are you on high drugs? Are you drug high?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
But Danielle, what a nice segue from the filthy conversation
we were having.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
Sorry, Scotty has conversations with himself that make me laugh
so hard because he'll be talking to you about something
and then quote some obscure show from the seventies that
he was all about but I don't know, And then
he'll end the conversation with himself, so he'll be like, yeah,
what's you talking about?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Willis?

Speaker 6 (07:22):
You'll talk to myself as you. Also, I have conversation
with myself and then I'll just answer for you as
you It's so.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Weird and also hilarious.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
By the way, it's also called Little christmast I'm doing
the Bible.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Do you know what they do with the church? Though
by me it's not so funny. They have in the
front of.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
The church they have like you know, the Manger, and
they have the three.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Wise men that bring the gifts.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
So these guys, they have them so far away from
the Manger, and as we get closer to the sixth
they bring them closer. So every time I drive by,
I go, I see they're closer today.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I don't know. It blows my mind off.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
On the shelf they just move.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, it blows my mind.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think the Elf on the shelf was in the Bible.
I do believe.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
My favorite are the major scenes that have Mary and Joseph,
the Three Wise Men, and then there's Frosty the snow Man.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
We have something similar in our town where we have
like all the figurines and then live sheep, so it's
like everybody's frozen except for the sheep.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I would love to do that live one like they
did on in Daddy's Home too.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
The live Nativity.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Live Nativity. That would be so cool to do.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Until you're picking up sheep, until you well, okay, baby,
they're sitting in the cold.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
You make sure it's wrapped up in swaddling and.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Swaddle your baby. You know what tonight, but I go
to bed, I'm gonna feel comfortable. I'm gonna swaddle myself.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
I wish somebody would swaddle me every night.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
It looks so comfortable.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Up hands. Who needs a good swaddling.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
You can tell by this podcast that our wheels are
falling off.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
The truck for sure, falling off.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
They've been gone.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
This is great, Froggy, I'm scary. How much time do
we have?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
I mean, Scotty, you still have five and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh jeez, Well, you know what.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I was actually telling Danielle this this morning. So the
other day we had a conversation about eight things you
need to think about before you go into the new year,
and one of them was basically a ship with no port.
If you're a ship with no port, no wind will
make a difference, so you can to figure out your
direction and what it is that you want in life.
And I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and
he wants to do a complete career change and has

(09:45):
been thinking, I don't want to curse it too early.
I mean, he's one hundred percent not committed yet. He's
thinking about the fire academy and I think that would
be amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
How cool tell them why?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
One of the reasons you would think is amazing.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Because firefighters are hot, and we're seeing those that gear.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
It was his idea.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
But he's hot anyway, he looks like an actor playing
a firefighter.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
Anyway, I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
But yeah, he was hot before. He was hot before
the academy.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
I tell you, when I was sixteen years old, I
always wanted to be a volunteer firefighter. And when I
was sixteen, I could be a junior in my town,
or fifteen or whatever it was, and my grades were
bad and my mom would not sign the form, and
who knows what would have been if if you know,
I had been a firefighter, he might not have had you.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I would love to see him going down a pole.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah, you've all seen that.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Lots of people like a pole.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
All right. I think we're done, have a beautiful day
that we're ending on. I think we should we should
end it right there. Moah, and Merry Christmas. The fifteen
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