December 19, 2023 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To what would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen show. It is the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Who is here? Lie, There's Garrett, there's Danielle,
there's Scottie Bee, there's Gandhi. And we still have the
(00:24):
autumn balloons in the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
They're actually very very deflated looking.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
They look like my grandpa's never mind every time, And
there's a lot on the floor like your.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Grandpa's what it's balls? Look, I'll let the floors filled
with Granddad's scrote them very light, okay, very wonka color
ish too.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's time for new balloons.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I think the ones on the floor are nice and decorative.
I kind of like them. It's the ball sacks on
the air that are a little weird.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, yeah, the ones on the floor are represent autumn leaves.
The thing is, it's almost twenty twenty four. We're out
of autumn. Now. We're not getting new balloons, not till
the new year. I'm not going to buy new balloons
and they just sit here for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
For two weeks to get them in the new year. Like,
what should we get to get Valentine's Day colors?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I think we should do like black, white and gold
New Year.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Pooh oh, that's pretty heah.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You can't do New Year that long.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
You don't know, okay, crazy person.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So wait, so when we come back, are we allowed
to say Happy New Year?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Once? You can do whatever you want and Scotty's not
in charge. By the way, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Gonna light your ass up, Scotty every day. Happy New Year.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm not gonna let it bother me this year.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, yes you are. You don't want him to be happy.
I'm gonna say it once and that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But he's looking for reasons to be mad. You're looking
for a fight.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If I see you for the first time on January fifteenth,
you don't have to say Happy New Year.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Just say hello, okay, Larry David Jesus the old man.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You're such a You're such a bitch.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let me ask you this then, So then how long
can we run commercials? Because we run commercials in March
it's the New year. Lose with weight like it's March
twentieth thread it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, that is laziness. But we're not saying we should
say Happy New Year till March. All I'm saying is
you're looking for reasons to be mad at and there
must be a date. There must be some cut off.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
If we can't do it in March, when can we
do it until That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
How about you just let people do themselves all right?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Then I just won't respond.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'll just nod walk away.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
This is why you have to do yourself, because no
one wants to hang out with you. You're right, You're right.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
There was a moment yesterday where he was being just
like extra chaotic and a little nutty, and he was like,
no one will ever love me.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, at least I think I.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Said, no one will ever date me.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Plenty of people love me, but nobody wants to date me.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Okay, nobody will date me.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No one knows what they're getting into with it.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
You know what's gonna happen January fifth, He's gonna he's
gonna go out for lunch. He's gonna get a salo
with shrimp and tails in it, and someone's gonna the
waiter's gonna say Happy New Year, and then he's gonna
freak out.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, I just won't leave a tip.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh my god, that's not good.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
So you know Scotty will firmly believes that Andrew, Josh
and I live in the scariest hood of all times.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Don't I just mess with you?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
He always tells, don't want to come over there. I'm
gonna get robbed, I'm gonna get mugged'm someone's gonna beat
me up. Yesterday, he's texting me, I'm under a bridge.
There are needles and knives everywhere. I'm never gonna make
it out of here.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I'm like, what is fuck? What is nothing?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm just messing with you.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I used to live over there.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You're neurotic. You're neurot I have neurotic.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
He's playing the odds because eventually it will happen and
you'll see.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
He kicked Andrew and I out of the car one
time because he was nervous about going a little further
up the street and making some kind of u turn.
He said he couldn't do it, so we had to
get out and walk.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't like to do illegal things.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Did you have fun at tonight's show last night? Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
It was awesome, awesome, I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But Scotty, as wonderful as that experience was, what things
made you frantic there at NBC and going into the audience.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And nothing there was just you know, I just wanted
to make sure I was there on time, that's all.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How far in advance did you get there?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I think we were there.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We were there an hour early because Andrew kind of
messed the times up a little bit. But nothing in
there made me nuts at all. I just wanted to
be the seat that got called to get the sweater,
but we were.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Like four away.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The ugly sweater a day thing. Yeah, yeah, but you
got the vibrators, Yeah, you get the vibrators. I got
in trouble for saying that they're thera guns and they
are massage machines or something.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Where they're a percussive massage device. Right. Yeah, in the office,
they're awesome, They're amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But but I went out to the audience said everyone,
congratulations on your new vibrator, because everyone got one, and
Jimmy's like, no, no, no, no, it's not a vibrator.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That was great.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
It's so funny to see how free it is here,
because you know, we feel like we're stifled and can't
say certain things and do all the things that we
really want to say.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And do right.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
And it's even worse with Network TV, Yeah, where you know,
you say vibrator and they're.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Like, no, I mean they have they have offices of
people who work there that keep an eye on every
syllable that goes out over that network talking about sponsors
and what's that Garrett.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
It's twofold because though there's that line of respect, you
didn't want to say it, but technically you could have
because you were in what they call safe harbor at
eleventh after eleventh thirty where you could get away with
saying more stuff that you can at that time than
you can during the day.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, I don't know vibrator is on the list of
bad words, but it is if you're the their gun company.
There is that. Did you see him going to that
secret door when it was over. I didn't even know
that was there. Yeah, escape his exit hobbit door.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, he waved and everybody and then he went through
it and we were like.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
What was he going?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So when Jimmy did the Late Late Show, he had
this bit where he would say good not to everyone
and everyone on stage had to run and get and
just run as fast as they could get off the stage.
It was a bit. I remember I had to do
it once and I'm like, what he said, you gotta run?
It was Sam Smith. He was a guest doing Sam
and where do we go? He said, just run run.
I'm like, okay. So he did that running bit last night,
but just he ran. No one else ran.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
So when you're behind the curtain, is someone there like
lifting the curtain or is it kind of mechanical thing.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, there's a person on the curtain. And then there's
a stage manager with me. And so when the stage
manager says, and you know how stage managers are because
we do jingle ball, you do not move until they
say go because they have the she says on my cue, Elvis,
you go, And then the person lifts the curtain and
you walk up. Those curtains are heavy, and like I
said before, it's so so heavy, so where you can't
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really hear a lot going on. You can hear a
little bit of what Jimmy's yelling in the band playing.
It's really quiet back there.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's kind of so many moving parts of it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Was fun during the commercials seeing that people come running
out and touching up make up and doing the lint
roller and using the dice and to vacuum something off
the stage and the guy with the swiffer that was
making it shiny.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So happy when I saw the guy come out and
dice in the whole carpet, I'm like, look at him,
he's gleaning the carpet with the dicon.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
This is another example of how this is old network TV,
which is so so cool to watch because back in
the old days, one person would do one person's job.
Now they have a lot of places one person doing
fifteen people not there, they still have someone to do
everything because it's the old contracts. It's the old union stuff.
That's why you know. That's I don't want to use
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the word relic because I think it's fascinating to see
old network still being run like an old network. So
what's it like from your point of view going to
a show like that? And Part two is how does
one get tickets to go see a show like that?
I have no clue.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
So they told us there is a website people can
go to. Is it like one Iota Yes, I think, okay,
Oneiota dot com where you can sign up to get tickets.
You're not gonna know who the guest is it's kind
of just like a hey, good luck situation. Yeah, once
you get them. And we had a different experience because
we were your guests, so we kind of had like
a VIP thing, which was awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
We were i think escorted by seven different people at
seven different times. We had to show our ID one
hundred times.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They're very very big on your ID, like I'm not kidding.
We must have shown our id's five times.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Like you'd show your ID and turn around. They're like,
can I see your ID? Again?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Yeah, sure, And then we just waited for a very
long time and we were separated from everybody else. There's
kind of like a common area where people were. They
pulled us off to the side. We were on our
own for a while, and then once the door's open
and people started sitting down, they set us in these
seats that had blue tape over.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, we had specialty.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah nice, and we got those.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I think it's totally different sitting in that audience and
then seeing the production on TV. Yeah, it sounds different,
it looks different.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It looks much bigger on television than the of course
it's much smaller.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And the sound mix is totally different in there. For instance,
when they have a musical guest, it doesn't always sound
that great in the in the seats, it's but they
mix it for TV, so it's it's been mixed in
another room for a later time.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And you know what else, Kelly Clarkson is filmed in
the same place. So at one point we're sitting on
these couches and it said the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,
and you know, we were playing with you know, all
the things, and then all of a sudden that left
and Kelly Clarkson's show thing popped up, and I go,
how come they're putting that up? So they came over
to us and they go, hey, you guys need to
now move over there. That's the Fallon side. This is
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now the Kelly side, and we're going to move everybody
from Kelly show that was just filming here. So that
it's just crazy how it all works. I was like,
this is it's very interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's so complicated, so many moving parts. As he said,
But if ever you get a chance to get tickets
for a game show somewhere in LA maybe or for
a for Jimmy Fallons Tonight's show, wherever go see it.
It is interesting to watch them put it together. I
remember the first time I saw Letterman in the Ed
Sullivan Theater years ago, and I remember sitting there with
Alex going, God, this looks like fun. To be able
(09:27):
to do a show like that. That must it's just
that's wild.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Ed Suliman's theater is freezing. He always kept that place
so cold.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Always because when they turn those lights on, it heats
it up.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
We went to will Fortune in Madison Square Garden. Yeah, yeah,
and Jeopardy too. No, I want to go to and
by the way, if you're if you're an out of
towner and you're coming to visit New York and somebody's
on the street trying to sell you tickets for any
of these shows, it's a scam because they're all free
all the time. They don't sell them.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Oh really, Yeah, they have to overbook them because they
can't guarantee everybody's going to show up, even though you
think everybody would want to see.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
If people don't show up, so that's why they're stand
by lines.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
There were stand by lines last night, yeah, in case
people weren't there.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And they said that in the lady said in the hall.
During this time of year, it's much harder to get, uh,
you know, your stand by tickets. Like in an off
season when maybe it's not the holidays and there's not
as many people visiting New York, it's easier for you
to get the stand by tickets. So if you want
to do stand by, keep that in mind.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Good to know. I will say that in going into
the building that when they escort you from your your
car to walk you right into the building, there are
people there with their phones who want to take pictures
and get autographs and things. I'm like mine, you know
who I am. I'm gonna Mandy Moore was there earlier.
You should have you should have grabbed that phone.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I'm gonna che after the show.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
But it's just odd and and they're like, hurry up,
we gotta go, mister Duram, mister Duram, Like, mister Duran,
who's that uh? And then the people go, can I
get a picture of Elvis? I'm like sure, and you
know me, I gotta stop. I got these are Thank god,
someone cares, you know, seriously, It's like this is it
was wild that I wonder if they hired them to
make you feel good, Alice, exactly.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
What you like, because we get that question, like at
jingle Ball, it's like, oh, it must be like rock
stars and parties and what.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No. No, no, there's a lot of movement. I mean
all of the hallways back behind production, it's it's all
racks and racks of clothing, which I don't know what
they're for.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
There's people walking back and forth. There's people taking pictures
of people standing next to walls, and there's a lot
of a lot of people working back there. I mean
it's a city. And then they have the PA system.
Everyone once a while, your real voice come on and go.
But Marry, you need to report to Mary. It's it's
it's a busy working place back there. It's fascinating. You
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should see it. Awesome.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
I can't hear you get closer to the photo that
they took of you last night, the promo photo of
you standing in front of that.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I guess the blue wall came out very well.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
They have professional photographers.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
We're seeing all this stuff online because they were.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
There was a photographer taking pictures. When Jimmy came up
to talk to us, I noticed somebody down on the
floor taking pictures up so there's got to be pictures
of him giving you guys dougs and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, we have some and they're black and white. His
name is Tom. I have those. Yeah where online? Are
you seeing this?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I'm fallon tonight on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So okay, nice look.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I will say I was.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I was so excited about the whole thing, just even
watching it the set, looking at the set, it's so cool.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I wanted to take so many pictures. Oh that's a
great picture.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
But when you came out, I was so excited. And
then when I watched it at night and you came
out again, I was cheering in my apartner myself.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, we know, that's so funny. Well, it was a
great experience. But knowing you guys were there, and thank
god someone was. When they said by name, someone went, yeah,
I knew it was you.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Thank god sting next to us.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
We're listeners as well. I forget there. They were lovely, yeah,
because they were like, are you from the station. Yeah.
So she was there with her two daughters and they
were screaming really loud as well.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
So we have allies. We have allies, We have allies.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
I love one person today though, said that daniel sounds
like a peacock, like from her scream.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That could Yeah, it could very well be.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Cox make noise.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, just liked Cox sound like Danielle.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, that's peel. When peacocks make that sound, it does
have that echo because it echoes through the through the
yard and stuff. It's it has a very interesting peacocks sound.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I have a question I think you would know the
answer to, what's that?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
What kind of deal did peacocks work out with a
zoo that they get to just walk around and no
one else does?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, I tell you peacocks wandering properties is an old,
old tradition. I mean, especially people of great wealth back
in the back in the day, they would have peacocks
running around and it's been going on for years, even
before I think before the United States even existed. Over
in Europe, I mean, royalty would at peacocks walking around
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because it was the status thing. They were in there.
Beautiful too, as long as you don't funk around with them,
they're not so.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
I grew up going to the zoo where Alex works
at the Staten Island Zoo, and they taught me growing
up that the peacocks were like the in charge of
the zoo because they let the peacocks walk around. So
I grew up thinking like the peacocks were like better
than like the lion, you know, just in the in
the chain of animals.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Because well, if you're into peacocks, I can see how
you'd agree with that.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You know, in my town they hang out behind the shop. Right,
there's a there's a whole bunch of peacocks that just
wander around.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
This seems wasted. Yeah, no one wants to hang out
behind a shop, right yeah, yeah, yeah take orders.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
But like you know, they have petting zoos, so obviously
you can go touch the goats and yeah, you know,
little pigs and stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Why can't they just walk around?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Took also start eating everything you close?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, and I think peacocks also are greatest staying in
one location. You let it go, it out, your goats gone.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That would be.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Amazing the level of chaos at the zoo.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, you know, if you're if you live on Staten
Island and Garrett knows the wild turkey situation.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Is, who are those turkeys? Where do they go?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The wild? Garrett?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
They're wild, they they're they're like they're a secret, like
society that just terrorizes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They do.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
My parents couldn't get in their car the other day
because a turkey was on top of it.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's true. No, the one owns them. Those aren't pet
turkeys around.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
They had to start somewhere. Someone had to own a turkey.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
And no, they are always outside, wild, wild.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Good to eat.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Like I got car, I got cock block going into
my car one time. Also by the shop right, because
there's chicken I'm not kidding. There's chickens what was their name,
there's any penny. I don't know, because there's there's there's pets,
and there's hens and chickens that are just wild. It's insane.
They don't belong to anyone. They just wander around there
and that's where they always are.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's interesting, you know, Garrett being from stett Island or
anyone being from the city, you don't know. You don't know.
There are wild animals running around everywhere, including the ones
you think are pets and farm animals.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
That I learned that deer could swim because they would
come over from Jersey and terrorize Staten Island too, and
they would start I'm like, where did deer come from?
We're on an island right now. And then I learned
deer and know how to swim.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They do.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I love it. I love that the turkeys are getting
their revenge. They've had it. And I said, you guys
have been killing us for too long.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, you know what, how do you say that? You
don't live on Staten Island. You have no freaking clue
what the hell it is for people?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
When I tell you the turkeys in Boston, they got
so bad. They were taking buses hostage. They were taking
like shopping venues hostage. They were blocking doors, not letting
people go anywhere.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I loved it. I was there for it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You're nuts.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
The turkeys outside my parents' house, they basically come and
knock to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's wild. I love it.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
We have wild turkeys out here, and once everyone's one
of the old just kind of pull up to the
house and start screaming. It sounds like a woman screaming outside.
I'm like, oh, dear god, I love it so much.
It's not good. You love. You love other people's angst
when it comes to.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
That upright, and see what's going on in that parking birds?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
All right, Well, look, I think we're done with our
fifteen minute Morning show podcast, seventeen minutes today.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, oh dare you?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
We have to do how many lets?
Speaker 5 (17:13):
He held that he could have stopped it at fifteen.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All Right, we gotta go have a beautiful day. By
the fifteen minute Morning Show
To what would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen show. It is the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Who is here? Lie, There's Garrett, there's Danielle,
there's Scottie Bee, there's Gandhi. And we still have the
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autumn balloons in the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
They're actually very very deflated looking.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
They look like my grandpa's never mind every time, And
there's a lot on the floor like your.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Grandpa's what it's balls? Look, I'll let the floors filled
with Granddad's scrote them very light, okay, very wonka color
ish too.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's time for new balloons.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I think the ones on the floor are nice and decorative.
I kind of like them. It's the ball sacks on
the air that are a little weird.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, yeah, the ones on the floor are represent autumn leaves.
The thing is, it's almost twenty twenty four. We're out
of autumn. Now. We're not getting new balloons, not till
the new year. I'm not going to buy new balloons
and they just sit here for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
For two weeks to get them in the new year. Like,
what should we get to get Valentine's Day colors?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I think we should do like black, white and gold
New Year.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Pooh oh, that's pretty heah.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You can't do New Year that long.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
You don't know, okay, crazy person.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So wait, so when we come back, are we allowed
to say Happy New Year?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Once? You can do whatever you want and Scotty's not
in charge. By the way, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Gonna light your ass up, Scotty every day. Happy New Year.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm not gonna let it bother me this year.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, yes you are. You don't want him to be happy.
I'm gonna say it once and that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But he's looking for reasons to be mad. You're looking
for a fight.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If I see you for the first time on January fifteenth,
you don't have to say Happy New Year.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Just say hello, okay, Larry David Jesus the old man.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You're such a You're such a bitch.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let me ask you this then, So then how long
can we run commercials? Because we run commercials in March
it's the New year. Lose with weight like it's March
twentieth thread it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, that is laziness. But we're not saying we should
say Happy New Year till March. All I'm saying is
you're looking for reasons to be mad at and there
must be a date. There must be some cut off.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
If we can't do it in March, when can we
do it until That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
How about you just let people do themselves all right?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Then I just won't respond.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'll just nod walk away.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
This is why you have to do yourself, because no
one wants to hang out with you. You're right, You're right.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
There was a moment yesterday where he was being just
like extra chaotic and a little nutty, and he was like,
no one will ever love me.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, at least I think I.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Said, no one will ever date me.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Plenty of people love me, but nobody wants to date me.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Okay, nobody will date me.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No one knows what they're getting into with it.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
You know what's gonna happen January fifth, He's gonna he's
gonna go out for lunch. He's gonna get a salo
with shrimp and tails in it, and someone's gonna the
waiter's gonna say Happy New Year, and then he's gonna
freak out.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, I just won't leave a tip.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh my god, that's not good.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
So you know Scotty will firmly believes that Andrew, Josh
and I live in the scariest hood of all times.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Don't I just mess with you?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
He always tells, don't want to come over there. I'm
gonna get robbed, I'm gonna get mugged'm someone's gonna beat
me up. Yesterday, he's texting me, I'm under a bridge.
There are needles and knives everywhere. I'm never gonna make
it out of here.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I'm like, what is fuck? What is nothing?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm just messing with you.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I used to live over there.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You're neurotic. You're neurot I have neurotic.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
He's playing the odds because eventually it will happen and
you'll see.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
He kicked Andrew and I out of the car one
time because he was nervous about going a little further
up the street and making some kind of u turn.
He said he couldn't do it, so we had to
get out and walk.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't like to do illegal things.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Did you have fun at tonight's show last night? Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
It was awesome, awesome, I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But Scotty, as wonderful as that experience was, what things
made you frantic there at NBC and going into the audience.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And nothing there was just you know, I just wanted
to make sure I was there on time, that's all.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How far in advance did you get there?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I think we were there.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We were there an hour early because Andrew kind of
messed the times up a little bit. But nothing in
there made me nuts at all. I just wanted to
be the seat that got called to get the sweater,
but we were.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Like four away.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The ugly sweater a day thing. Yeah, yeah, but you
got the vibrators, Yeah, you get the vibrators. I got
in trouble for saying that they're thera guns and they
are massage machines or something.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Where they're a percussive massage device. Right. Yeah, in the office,
they're awesome, They're amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But but I went out to the audience said everyone,
congratulations on your new vibrator, because everyone got one, and
Jimmy's like, no, no, no, no, it's not a vibrator.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That was great.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
It's so funny to see how free it is here,
because you know, we feel like we're stifled and can't
say certain things and do all the things that we
really want to say.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And do right.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
And it's even worse with Network TV, Yeah, where you know,
you say vibrator and they're.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Like, no, I mean they have they have offices of
people who work there that keep an eye on every
syllable that goes out over that network talking about sponsors
and what's that Garrett.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
It's twofold because though there's that line of respect, you
didn't want to say it, but technically you could have
because you were in what they call safe harbor at
eleventh after eleventh thirty where you could get away with
saying more stuff that you can at that time than
you can during the day.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, I don't know vibrator is on the list of
bad words, but it is if you're the their gun company.
There is that. Did you see him going to that
secret door when it was over. I didn't even know
that was there. Yeah, escape his exit hobbit door.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, he waved and everybody and then he went through
it and we were like.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
What was he going?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So when Jimmy did the Late Late Show, he had
this bit where he would say good not to everyone
and everyone on stage had to run and get and
just run as fast as they could get off the stage.
It was a bit. I remember I had to do
it once and I'm like, what he said, you gotta run?
It was Sam Smith. He was a guest doing Sam
and where do we go? He said, just run run.
I'm like, okay. So he did that running bit last night,
but just he ran. No one else ran.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
So when you're behind the curtain, is someone there like
lifting the curtain or is it kind of mechanical thing.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, there's a person on the curtain. And then there's
a stage manager with me. And so when the stage
manager says, and you know how stage managers are because
we do jingle ball, you do not move until they
say go because they have the she says on my cue, Elvis,
you go, And then the person lifts the curtain and
you walk up. Those curtains are heavy, and like I
said before, it's so so heavy, so where you can't
(06:11):
really hear a lot going on. You can hear a
little bit of what Jimmy's yelling in the band playing.
It's really quiet back there.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's kind of so many moving parts of it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Was fun during the commercials seeing that people come running
out and touching up make up and doing the lint
roller and using the dice and to vacuum something off
the stage and the guy with the swiffer that was
making it shiny.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So happy when I saw the guy come out and
dice in the whole carpet, I'm like, look at him,
he's gleaning the carpet with the dicon.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
This is another example of how this is old network TV,
which is so so cool to watch because back in
the old days, one person would do one person's job.
Now they have a lot of places one person doing
fifteen people not there, they still have someone to do
everything because it's the old contracts. It's the old union stuff.
That's why you know. That's I don't want to use
(06:56):
the word relic because I think it's fascinating to see
old network still being run like an old network. So
what's it like from your point of view going to
a show like that? And Part two is how does
one get tickets to go see a show like that?
I have no clue.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
So they told us there is a website people can
go to. Is it like one Iota Yes, I think, okay,
Oneiota dot com where you can sign up to get tickets.
You're not gonna know who the guest is it's kind
of just like a hey, good luck situation. Yeah, once
you get them. And we had a different experience because
we were your guests, so we kind of had like
a VIP thing, which was awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
We were i think escorted by seven different people at
seven different times. We had to show our ID one
hundred times.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They're very very big on your ID, like I'm not kidding.
We must have shown our id's five times.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Like you'd show your ID and turn around. They're like,
can I see your ID? Again?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Yeah, sure, And then we just waited for a very
long time and we were separated from everybody else. There's
kind of like a common area where people were. They
pulled us off to the side. We were on our
own for a while, and then once the door's open
and people started sitting down, they set us in these
seats that had blue tape over.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, we had specialty.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah nice, and we got those.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I think it's totally different sitting in that audience and
then seeing the production on TV. Yeah, it sounds different,
it looks different.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It looks much bigger on television than the of course
it's much smaller.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And the sound mix is totally different in there. For instance,
when they have a musical guest, it doesn't always sound
that great in the in the seats, it's but they
mix it for TV, so it's it's been mixed in
another room for a later time.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
And you know what else, Kelly Clarkson is filmed in
the same place. So at one point we're sitting on
these couches and it said the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,
and you know, we were playing with you know, all
the things, and then all of a sudden that left
and Kelly Clarkson's show thing popped up, and I go,
how come they're putting that up? So they came over
to us and they go, hey, you guys need to
now move over there. That's the Fallon side. This is
(08:54):
now the Kelly side, and we're going to move everybody
from Kelly show that was just filming here. So that
it's just crazy how it all works. I was like,
this is it's very interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's so complicated, so many moving parts. As he said,
But if ever you get a chance to get tickets
for a game show somewhere in LA maybe or for
a for Jimmy Fallons Tonight's show, wherever go see it.
It is interesting to watch them put it together. I
remember the first time I saw Letterman in the Ed
Sullivan Theater years ago, and I remember sitting there with
Alex going, God, this looks like fun. To be able
(09:27):
to do a show like that. That must it's just
that's wild.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Ed Suliman's theater is freezing. He always kept that place
so cold.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Always because when they turn those lights on, it heats
it up.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
We went to will Fortune in Madison Square Garden. Yeah, yeah,
and Jeopardy too. No, I want to go to and
by the way, if you're if you're an out of
towner and you're coming to visit New York and somebody's
on the street trying to sell you tickets for any
of these shows, it's a scam because they're all free
all the time. They don't sell them.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Oh really, Yeah, they have to overbook them because they
can't guarantee everybody's going to show up, even though you
think everybody would want to see.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
If people don't show up, so that's why they're stand
by lines.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
There were stand by lines last night, yeah, in case
people weren't there.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And they said that in the lady said in the hall.
During this time of year, it's much harder to get, uh,
you know, your stand by tickets. Like in an off
season when maybe it's not the holidays and there's not
as many people visiting New York, it's easier for you
to get the stand by tickets. So if you want
to do stand by, keep that in mind.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Good to know. I will say that in going into
the building that when they escort you from your your
car to walk you right into the building, there are
people there with their phones who want to take pictures
and get autographs and things. I'm like mine, you know
who I am. I'm gonna Mandy Moore was there earlier.
You should have you should have grabbed that phone.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I'm gonna che after the show.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
But it's just odd and and they're like, hurry up,
we gotta go, mister Duram, mister Duram, Like, mister Duran,
who's that uh? And then the people go, can I
get a picture of Elvis? I'm like sure, and you
know me, I gotta stop. I got these are Thank god,
someone cares, you know, seriously, It's like this is it
was wild that I wonder if they hired them to
make you feel good, Alice, exactly.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
What you like, because we get that question, like at
jingle Ball, it's like, oh, it must be like rock
stars and parties and what.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No. No, no, there's a lot of movement. I mean
all of the hallways back behind production, it's it's all
racks and racks of clothing, which I don't know what
they're for.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
There's people walking back and forth. There's people taking pictures
of people standing next to walls, and there's a lot
of a lot of people working back there. I mean
it's a city. And then they have the PA system.
Everyone once a while, your real voice come on and go.
But Marry, you need to report to Mary. It's it's
it's a busy working place back there. It's fascinating. You
(11:51):
should see it. Awesome.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
I can't hear you get closer to the photo that
they took of you last night, the promo photo of
you standing in front of that.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I guess the blue wall came out very well.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
They have professional photographers.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
We're seeing all this stuff online because they were.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
There was a photographer taking pictures. When Jimmy came up
to talk to us, I noticed somebody down on the
floor taking pictures up so there's got to be pictures
of him giving you guys dougs and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, we have some and they're black and white. His
name is Tom. I have those. Yeah where online? Are
you seeing this?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I'm fallon tonight on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
So okay, nice look.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I will say I was.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I was so excited about the whole thing, just even
watching it the set, looking at the set, it's so cool.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I wanted to take so many pictures. Oh that's a
great picture.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
But when you came out, I was so excited. And
then when I watched it at night and you came
out again, I was cheering in my apartner myself.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, we know, that's so funny. Well, it was a
great experience. But knowing you guys were there, and thank
god someone was. When they said by name, someone went, yeah,
I knew it was you.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Thank god sting next to us.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
We're listeners as well. I forget there. They were lovely, yeah,
because they were like, are you from the station. Yeah.
So she was there with her two daughters and they
were screaming really loud as well.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
So we have allies. We have allies, We have allies.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
I love one person today though, said that daniel sounds
like a peacock, like from her scream.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That could Yeah, it could very well be.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Cox make noise.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, just liked Cox sound like Danielle.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, that's peel. When peacocks make that sound, it does
have that echo because it echoes through the through the
yard and stuff. It's it has a very interesting peacocks sound.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I have a question I think you would know the
answer to, what's that?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
What kind of deal did peacocks work out with a
zoo that they get to just walk around and no
one else does?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, I tell you peacocks wandering properties is an old,
old tradition. I mean, especially people of great wealth back
in the back in the day, they would have peacocks
running around and it's been going on for years, even
before I think before the United States even existed. Over
in Europe, I mean, royalty would at peacocks walking around
(14:00):
because it was the status thing. They were in there.
Beautiful too, as long as you don't funk around with them,
they're not so.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
I grew up going to the zoo where Alex works
at the Staten Island Zoo, and they taught me growing
up that the peacocks were like the in charge of
the zoo because they let the peacocks walk around. So
I grew up thinking like the peacocks were like better
than like the lion, you know, just in the in
the chain of animals.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Because well, if you're into peacocks, I can see how
you'd agree with that.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You know, in my town they hang out behind the shop. Right,
there's a there's a whole bunch of peacocks that just
wander around.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
This seems wasted. Yeah, no one wants to hang out
behind a shop, right yeah, yeah, yeah take orders.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
But like you know, they have petting zoos, so obviously
you can go touch the goats and yeah, you know,
little pigs and stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Why can't they just walk around?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Took also start eating everything you close?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, and I think peacocks also are greatest staying in
one location. You let it go, it out, your goats gone.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That would be.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Amazing the level of chaos at the zoo.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, you know, if you're if you live on Staten
Island and Garrett knows the wild turkey situation.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Is, who are those turkeys? Where do they go?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
The wild? Garrett?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
They're wild, they they're they're like they're a secret, like
society that just terrorizes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They do.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
My parents couldn't get in their car the other day
because a turkey was on top of it.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's true. No, the one owns them. Those aren't pet
turkeys around.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
They had to start somewhere. Someone had to own a turkey.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
And no, they are always outside, wild, wild.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Good to eat.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Like I got car, I got cock block going into
my car one time. Also by the shop right, because
there's chicken I'm not kidding. There's chickens what was their name,
there's any penny. I don't know, because there's there's there's pets,
and there's hens and chickens that are just wild. It's insane.
They don't belong to anyone. They just wander around there
and that's where they always are.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's interesting, you know, Garrett being from stett Island or
anyone being from the city, you don't know. You don't know.
There are wild animals running around everywhere, including the ones
you think are pets and farm animals.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
That I learned that deer could swim because they would
come over from Jersey and terrorize Staten Island too, and
they would start I'm like, where did deer come from?
We're on an island right now. And then I learned
deer and know how to swim.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They do.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I love it. I love that the turkeys are getting
their revenge. They've had it. And I said, you guys
have been killing us for too long.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, you know what, how do you say that? You
don't live on Staten Island. You have no freaking clue
what the hell it is for people?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
When I tell you the turkeys in Boston, they got
so bad. They were taking buses hostage. They were taking
like shopping venues hostage. They were blocking doors, not letting
people go anywhere.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I loved it. I was there for it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You're nuts.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
The turkeys outside my parents' house, they basically come and
knock to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's wild. I love it.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
We have wild turkeys out here, and once everyone's one
of the old just kind of pull up to the
house and start screaming. It sounds like a woman screaming outside.
I'm like, oh, dear god, I love it so much.
It's not good. You love. You love other people's angst
when it comes to.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
That upright, and see what's going on in that parking birds?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
All right, Well, look, I think we're done with our
fifteen minute Morning show podcast, seventeen minutes today.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, oh dare you?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
We have to do how many lets?
Speaker 5 (17:13):
He held that he could have stopped it at fifteen.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All Right, we gotta go have a beautiful day. By
the fifteen minute Morning Show
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