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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Fine Elvis Show, the fifty minute Morning show podcast. Let's
do it. Let's try to do it. We've got Scottie
b and Master Control. We've got Gandhi Hello, still recovering
(00:23):
from her Birthdakes Travaganza. We're all recovering from that. By
the way, they're scary. Hello, Scary. There's Garrett Daniella, go
to Merry Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
This is Mary Mary Mary.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I love that. And of course there's straight mats.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We're dressed like.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's scary flannel bros. We got our logo. I got
a dad hat. I'm into it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
You gotta do look like like the trucker hat. You
kind of have the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
That's hat. That's the cheapest ones they could buy unless
they gave.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Us something appreciative.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
For a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Trucker had needs a higher front.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Doesn't trucker have the mesh on the back?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yes, so here we go. I don't know. We pretty
much covered yesterday's events thoroughly on the air today. I
don't know if you missed that. It was a ship show.
Now we can say what it really was. It was fun.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
It was so fun. I feel like that was one
of my favorite birthdays of all time.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, I was thinking about it. When I was
thinking about this this morning, I was like, Okay, did
all make sense now? I've been giving this city such
a hard time. Ever since pandemic, and even a little
before pandemic, the city has been kind of slippery slope
into hell, and I'm like, oh, last night, yesterday, last
night was a true great New York Christmas time. Day
(01:47):
was that fun. It's great to be in the city.
We was walking from the restaurant to the bar, to
the bar, to the tree to the bar. It was fun.
I didn't have to worry about driving, most of us
some of us did anyway, right, it was good.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It was amazing, had so much fun. I love you guys.
I'm so glad everybody had fun and had a good time,
and it was wonderful to see everyone. And then, you know,
have one of those nights where you have to look
through your camera roll in the morning to see what
really happened.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, we're probably never going to know what really happened,
but we do have a lot of video of you
and Josh falling.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, Josh is a liability. He's too big to be
that drunk. He puts his full body weight on people.
He doesn't care who it is or if he's going
to take you out in a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It just happens.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wouldn't you be really proud knowing people call you a liability?
He knows what he is anyway. Scary but scary. Yeah,
you weren't scary yesterday. Usually you're the life of the party.
Yesterday you were falling asleep at the table. You didn't
eat because you were a full. I was full from
the morning. Yeah, I mean I was. I was literally
that was the end of it.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I couldn't I couldn't figure out anywhere else to put
food in my body.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I you know, I made it through the I.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Made it through the visual I made it through the
appic tiers, and then someone ordered sushi for the table,
and I started picking at that and by that point
I'm like, I'm good, I don't need it on Trey,
I'm okay. Yeah, But I didn't need anything all day
after that.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That was the end of it.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I didn't even have dinner, That's how full I was
here at Steak in the morning. I was eating ribbi
and filaminggnon and cream spinach.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I mean, you know, so you got limits. Maybe he's changing, no, no,
but we were all kind of blowed it up.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, I will say though, you talk about the quintessential
New York Christmas Day, you know, the Christmas scene. On
the way back from the restaurant to the car, Danielle
and I were walking and were like, we.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Let's just walk down Fifth Avenue. We wanted to take
the scenic route. I mean, you know, I can't really afford.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Those stores, but it's nice to know that you could
walk down and see all the famous stores that are
you know, windows, the windows that are in the songs
and all that. But there was a lot of tourists out.
But yeah, we we made it a point to take
the scenic route back to our cars.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Daniel and I saw one window display yesterday. We're like, oh, look,
Santa's getting a haircut. You know, he's getting he's a barbershop.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And it's so nice. From behind, it was.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
The abottom of Snowman getting getting a pedicure and manicure.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Once he turned around, I realized that's not.
Speaker 8 (04:20):
Santa, the same one, and we were like, is that
Scary's girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow, can't be talking about my current.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
No no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
By the way, I asked her what she wanted for
Christmas yesterday? You did yes, because we we had this
discussion yesterday and I said, Scary, what are you getting
Robin for Christmas? Like he said, I don't know? I said, well,
would you like me to see if she had any suggestions?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I asked to do some recon Yes, what do we got?
What we got?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You're not going to be happy with this because she
really doesn't have an answer. Oh no, I said, Oh
this is all she said.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
She said, Danielle does my spying. I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I said, Hi, I hope you're well. I was asking
Scary what is getting for Christmas? And I think he's
looking for some ideas. Would you like me to give
him a hint? She says, tis the season? Thank you.
I will try. He's asked me as well. So hard
to come up with stuff as an adult because as.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
We get older, we buy everything that we want. I
don't need anything nobody wants. What do you do I
go out and buy it right away? So I'm really
talking for experience.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Give me vacations because you can just take part of
that scarious credit. He takes her on some great trips
for me. Yeah, you guys did a hell of a
vacation this past year.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Maybe there's a bucket list.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm all out of ideas, But what about you guys? Like,
what do you get when I'm in doubt buying a car?
Oh my god, there you go.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
That's good on. Let me ask you what kind.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
She wants.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
As you get older.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I can't think of one thing right now that I
want now, not want to either.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Isn't a good place though, that you're not.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
We don't need anything. We got everything we need. We
don't even need what we have. You know it's true.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Come here for the hugo he was, He's gonna have
a moment.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
But that's that's like a hug if you were helping
someone get the dand.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Friend right there.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Because I did that for you earlier. There's some crumbs
on your collar.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I tell you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
It's important all right? Time is tonight the last night?
Speaker 8 (06:31):
That is the last night is the eighth night of
the big Gift night. No, we just did that whenever
we could all get together. Yeah, I didn't do that.
I didn't do that every night gifts This year it
was just too too, too much.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
But you're supposed to write I don't, honestly don't know
how it works.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I mean you don't have to.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
But like, the kids got like each one big present
this year, so I didn't do like eight like mediocre things.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Mediocre there's a smaller gift.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yes, yeah, you know that. I not like a T shirt.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
You know, they just got one big thing, and you know,
and they'll get Christmas presents too, so you know what
they make out like bandits?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Those kids, those kids.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Your kids. See it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Sam.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You know, we know Scotti since he was a little boy,
and now he's talking about his kids.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
I was I was only two and a half years
older than my oldest daughter when I started working here.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Think about that.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
It's nuts.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
How old were you when I took you on vacation
to Mexico?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
At nineteen?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Where'd you guys go?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Cankun a polka?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Right?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
No?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Can we learn more about this trip?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
We would vacing together.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
The password is Perrywinkle.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You had to be there to know.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Anyway, so that's what else.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Is going on.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Let's leave it on Perry Winkle.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I just think he's funny because when I say, when
I say that line, yeah, it took Scotty Bee mextically
when he was nineteen, Everyone's like, what, But.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It was also twenty five years ago. It was twenty
five years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Time for another trip.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, I think we're doing but we set a record
today here in the show. I would say the most
attractive man ever was a guest on our show.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Thank you, Yeah, and so talented and Mateo but Chelly
he actually crooned, he's saying and he sounded awesome, and so.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Even when he talked, he was crooning.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And you said he got in at three o'clock in
the morning, Well yeah, they were on the bus coming
from Huntington. They were they did a show last night,
and so they they're they're working, you know, on the road.
That anytime you try to glamorize what it's like for
artists to be on the road, you're it's not accurate.
It's hard work.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And they tell you if I was an artist, I
would hire his team. I would steal Mateo's team on there.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, you can say a shit.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
On this okay Italian. Maybe that makes a big difference.
Europeans are very.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I saw one of his people trying to give to
rights to them. As they were getting here. One person
had an iPad of like the Apple Maps, going through
directions of the easiest way to get to the side door.
Like that's someone that's doing that job. It's like, oh,
make a left here.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We need someone like that.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, wait, that's your job. I figured out, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think we wasted enough.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Yeah, sure are we We're pretty sure, but it's okay.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
We've been in the hit ten minutes yet Perry went golf.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like that.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Oh Danilo.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
A cranky ass, aren't you loos?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Get out here, motherfuckers. The fifteen Minute Morning Show