December 6, 2023 • 7 mins
We're playing a round of the game 5 Second Rule and we find out what Scotty B would do to conceal a boner and what makes Elvis horny
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
The fifteen Minute Morning Podcast. We needed a jingle. We
need it like an opening song.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We kind of do we.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, we have one right.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Before this place.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We do it in post as they say, what is like? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
What does it sound like you talk about on your
morning show?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah? Josh counting down?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah shows you how many of us have never listened?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Why would you listen? You hear it anyway?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
What you do?
Speaker 6 (00:43):
I can never listen back to us ever because of
my head, my voice sounds way cooler. And then when
I hear myself, I'm like, oh God, who's.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Like that? Everybody's like, I'm kind of us.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I always listen to my podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You listen to your own podcast always.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't listen to a second of Boys.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
As soon as that gets uploaded, see you later, it's
out into the ether.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I don't like the sound of my own voice.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think we all do the same way.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah we do. What do we do? So?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We make a living with our voices that we hate anyway.
Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Podcasters Danielle and
Scotty and Scottie B and Gandhi and Garrett and straight
in eight.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yes, do you guys want to play some five second rule?
And we don't have to take five seconds? Maybe ten
because I think we could just use these as discussion.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, here we play?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Can I ask one follow up question from yesterday's fifteen
minute morning show?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Did you ever reach out to the man that you
were trying to befriend?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I did?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
I did not have time yesterday for a full blown conversation,
but you got it started.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah? Yeah, you go with or he?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What did I say to him?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Did you ask him to chill?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I don't think that's appropriate because that's tied to Netflix, right,
and that's just indicative of a little bonage.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You said, dick.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And full blown?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, Scotti B. But uh, five second rule?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Why do you get a start with me?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Do you have five seconds? Scary ready to go?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I can get that time over because I want to
hear the answers for this one.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Jesus ready, Scotty, Yeah, I guess just count It might
be kind of loud.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know how the mix is going to do this.
Let's we'll just do it. Hate Scotty name three ways
to hide a boner.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Chuck it, roll over, and finish yourself off.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Wow, wow, Scott, that's pretty good. You don't have that problem.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Getting boners random public? I mean it happens, you wake
up sometimes with them.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
No, it's not public like you remember in grade school,
like anytime you saw a kid walking.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
With his backpack.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I don't get public boners anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, that's what I asked, don't have that problem anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, this is the weirdest conversation we've had in a while.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
So why is it a problem?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It was like third grade. Let's move on to another question.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Do you want to see your boners?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Just flip it up?
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Well, yeah, you gotta tuck it in your underwear band though,
and it just it's what you didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Do that like ever, not once with my bonus.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To hide it. You you go up with it, go up?
Are you serious? Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, because your shirt stucked in.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I get I understand it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I would have it would be hanging out my underwear
band and nobody else.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, no, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, okay, okay, So what else do you want to
talk about? Another question? Okay, underwear.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, Danielle. Name three people you treat as your therapist.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Froggy, Lisa and my other Lisa.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, up.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
So we can't fight on these answers because there's no
right an want.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
To be like, uh, something more provocative? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Other than eating it?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Name three three ways you could use a banana.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Banana shake, banana smoothie, and fruit salad.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
That's all eating dirty stuff too?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Ready? Other than eating it? Name three ways you can
use a banana.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Suck it, put it in your butt, throw it someone
to make them fall.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's great? That is so right on?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Or is a toy gun? So Elvis? What ready? Game?
Three weird things that make you honey?
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
White tiny whities under way? Uh? Someone rubbing my cross an? Oh,
that's not weird, it's kind of conventionalities, is weird? I
love tidy whities. They're so hot.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Good for you there.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I don't know even if I was a woman, I
would not find tidy whities attracted.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I only have tidy blackies. I don't I don't have
like you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Still, there's no such thing as tidy blakies. They're like beefs,
a box of briefs.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, they're not. I don't even They're just tight and
but they're black and they're not white?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Are they cut like a bathing like they.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Like food of the loom? Underwear is fun to wear, like.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Old school Hanes. But when it was black and red lines, that.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Look I said, I said, I didn't say tiny whitey.
This isn't tidy white. Yeah, no, so whitey like white
boxer briefs.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Oh boxer briefs. Okay. See when I hear tidy whitey,
I think like the bathing suit bott I think.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I think like, yeah, the old school guys dressed up
as fruit. Yeah, yes, like.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Dad Boxer briefs are hot though, should be the norm.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I wish so I meant, I meant I.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Wish here for this. Okay, we'll do two more. Uh el,
I'm bored.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What else can we do?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Elvis?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Name who? What is it? My turn? Twice in a row? Yes?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Three places you might find a dog turn okay?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Uh uh on the floor.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I know your dog sho my dog ship everywhere?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I mean it's I mean it's there's like a billion
answers for the piano.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, they have ship under the piano.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That sounds so fancy. My dog ship under my.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I went to check my Candelabra, the piano. I found
a dog someone else. I'm not good at games. Today
doesn't move Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't know. We've got a busy week, so I
say we just cut it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're just get boring. Fifteen minute Show.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
We learned Scotty likes to wear tight black underwear and boner.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, boner, I tun about boner b owners.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All right, well, everyone's take it.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Bye Bye Brooner. The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
The fifteen Minute Morning Podcast. We needed a jingle. We
need it like an opening song.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We kind of do we.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, we have one right.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Before this place.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We do it in post as they say, what is like? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
What does it sound like you talk about on your
morning show?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah? Josh counting down?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah shows you how many of us have never listened?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Why would you listen? You hear it anyway?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
What you do?
Speaker 6 (00:43):
I can never listen back to us ever because of
my head, my voice sounds way cooler. And then when
I hear myself, I'm like, oh God, who's.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Like that? Everybody's like, I'm kind of us.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I always listen to my podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
You listen to your own podcast always.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't listen to a second of Boys.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
As soon as that gets uploaded, see you later, it's
out into the ether.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I don't like the sound of my own voice.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think we all do the same way.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah we do. What do we do? So?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We make a living with our voices that we hate anyway.
Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Podcasters Danielle and
Scotty and Scottie B and Gandhi and Garrett and straight
in eight.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yes, do you guys want to play some five second rule?
And we don't have to take five seconds? Maybe ten
because I think we could just use these as discussion.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, here we play?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Can I ask one follow up question from yesterday's fifteen
minute morning show?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Did you ever reach out to the man that you
were trying to befriend?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I did?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
I did not have time yesterday for a full blown conversation,
but you got it started.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah? Yeah, you go with or he?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
What did I say to him?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Did you ask him to chill?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I don't think that's appropriate because that's tied to Netflix, right,
and that's just indicative of a little bonage.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You said, dick.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And full blown?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, Scotti B. But uh, five second rule?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Why do you get a start with me?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Do you have five seconds? Scary ready to go?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I can get that time over because I want to
hear the answers for this one.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Jesus ready, Scotty, Yeah, I guess just count It might
be kind of loud.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know how the mix is going to do this.
Let's we'll just do it. Hate Scotty name three ways
to hide a boner.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Chuck it, roll over, and finish yourself off.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Wow, wow, Scott, that's pretty good. You don't have that problem.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Getting boners random public? I mean it happens, you wake
up sometimes with them.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
No, it's not public like you remember in grade school,
like anytime you saw a kid walking.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
With his backpack.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I don't get public boners anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, that's what I asked, don't have that problem anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, this is the weirdest conversation we've had in a while.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
So why is it a problem?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It was like third grade. Let's move on to another question.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Do you want to see your boners?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Just flip it up?
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Well, yeah, you gotta tuck it in your underwear band though,
and it just it's what you didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Do that like ever, not once with my bonus.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To hide it. You you go up with it, go up?
Are you serious? Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, because your shirt stucked in.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I get I understand it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I would have it would be hanging out my underwear
band and nobody else.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, no, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, okay, okay, So what else do you want to
talk about? Another question? Okay, underwear.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, Danielle. Name three people you treat as your therapist.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Froggy, Lisa and my other Lisa.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, up.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
So we can't fight on these answers because there's no
right an want.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
To be like, uh, something more provocative? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Other than eating it?
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Name three three ways you could use a banana.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Banana shake, banana smoothie, and fruit salad.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
That's all eating dirty stuff too?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Ready? Other than eating it? Name three ways you can
use a banana.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Suck it, put it in your butt, throw it someone
to make them fall.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's great? That is so right on?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Or is a toy gun? So Elvis? What ready? Game?
Three weird things that make you honey?
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
White tiny whities under way? Uh? Someone rubbing my cross an? Oh,
that's not weird, it's kind of conventionalities, is weird? I
love tidy whities. They're so hot.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Good for you there.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I don't know even if I was a woman, I
would not find tidy whities attracted.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I only have tidy blackies. I don't I don't have
like you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Still, there's no such thing as tidy blakies. They're like beefs,
a box of briefs.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, they're not. I don't even They're just tight and
but they're black and they're not white?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Are they cut like a bathing like they.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Like food of the loom? Underwear is fun to wear, like.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Old school Hanes. But when it was black and red lines, that.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Look I said, I said, I didn't say tiny whitey.
This isn't tidy white. Yeah, no, so whitey like white
boxer briefs.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Oh boxer briefs. Okay. See when I hear tidy whitey,
I think like the bathing suit bott I think.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I think like, yeah, the old school guys dressed up
as fruit. Yeah, yes, like.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Dad Boxer briefs are hot though, should be the norm.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I wish so I meant, I meant I.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Wish here for this. Okay, we'll do two more. Uh el,
I'm bored.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What else can we do?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Elvis?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Name who? What is it? My turn? Twice in a row? Yes?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Three places you might find a dog turn okay?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Uh uh on the floor.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I know your dog sho my dog ship everywhere?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I mean it's I mean it's there's like a billion
answers for the piano.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, they have ship under the piano.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That sounds so fancy. My dog ship under my.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I went to check my Candelabra, the piano. I found
a dog someone else. I'm not good at games. Today
doesn't move Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't know. We've got a busy week, so I
say we just cut it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're just get boring. Fifteen minute Show.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
We learned Scotty likes to wear tight black underwear and boner.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, boner, I tun about boner b owners.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All right, well, everyone's take it.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Bye Bye Brooner. The fifteen minute Morning Show
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