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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fifteen minute Horning Show. Hello, Hello, hello microphone.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Even the microphones had it with your dick.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
This is like the children's table at Thanksgiving. Since the
rest of the Morning show is doing stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Guess what we're doing the podcast, Bud?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Why is why everybody else not here? The rest of
the family, you know, is where's all the big names? Exactly?
Welcome to the Kids Table. Welcome to the Kids Table.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You guys are just welcome the Kids Table podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No, this is the first of its inception right here,
so really, welcome to the Kids Table.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The Kids Table Podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I like that. Yeah, so uh, as as you eat
your your non biscuit sandwich.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, I don't like I don't like this sausage that sucks,
and then.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I kind of I really don't want to eat all
the I hate fucking biscuits, but the eggs are not
that bad?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
All right, So we welcome Diamond Greg t of course. Yeah, yeah,
I don't Sam, I'm telling you the rest of the
Morning show with Thanksgiving right around the corner, they're so
busy that we are doing the podcast right now.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But is this legit a new podcast?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
No? It's the fifteen minute morning show, but I just
dubbed it the Kid's Table.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's kind of clever.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, you know, you tell everybody what else you dubbed
the topic? Could you imagine?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Did did? I went it past you?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No? We had fun one morning?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh great, listen to this. I don't swallow.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Could you imagine Greg t choked right now and died
on this podcast?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Good enough?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Listen think about that? Could you imagine? That's the thing?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Look, you're wearing a Mets shirt right, Okay? Could you
imagine if the Mets and the Yankees were playing in
the World Series?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Sorry, already two and one?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I know I get that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Imagine pretty well? Yeah, yeah, imagine? Its great?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh, you're right, that's what I'm saying. So you had
to think of all these things?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Can you imagine, like Garrett's right, Could you imagine if
I took it bye to this right now and I
choked and fell the floor and passed out and you
had to call the paramedics.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, and can you imagine?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
No, I couldn't imagine that.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Well, No, you have to play the game. Could you imagine?
So game it's more of just like, could you imagine.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Think of something out landish? Sam? Can you imagine? What go?
Can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Could you imagine if I got so tired of teaching
while he's.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Talking to me that you strangled him, just.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Shook my hand in his mouth and take the food out?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I couldn't see that happening, but I could imagine it, though.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Could you imagine what that would be?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Deanna? Could you imagine? Give me one?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Can you imagine if I just ran into the studio
and you'll funk over the air?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah? Crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right, Diamond go could you imagine?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
No, this is hard?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Could you imagine your phone just rang right now and
Beyonce was on the other line.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What would that be?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Like?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I die?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Could you imagine phoning timon phone rings and she's in
here and she misses the call?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Oh? Could you imagine that not happening?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
If Beyonce called me?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'm answering, would you imagine all your honey that you
have there? And I put all my body and I
asked Garrett to look it off of me.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm pretty sure it was a bit that you used
to go on the show.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yes, probably you did that one. Probably in your career,
probably did that one. Could you imagine that Deanna would
go to the barber shop that Harry style shaved his
head in and got all the hair and then put
all his hair back together and put a wig of her.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Could you imagine in the morning, You know what, I
couldn't imagine.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I can actually see her doing that. Then there is
a difference on there too.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I think there's really something there. Can you imagine?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Can you imagine? How crazy? Uh so, I know Thanksgiving
right around the corner? Uh Ty, are you going to
the parade as you normally do? Not this year?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
So could you imagine?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Could you imagine you choking gouty water?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know what, We don't do it anymore. I'll die
on the air.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Its fine, We're gonna podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But so we don't go anymore because ever since COVID
came and then the family grew, so then there's not
a lot of space in one or two of the
hotel rooms that we used to go to.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So now we just don't go. Have you guys the
other half of the family goes? Well, Sam, you were
in the.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Pre yeah, yeah, it was one of the balloon handlers.
It was one of the coolest experiences of my whole life.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
See, I would have said, can.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You imagine being in the parade, and then Tam would
be like, I did, I can't.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
I had to get there at like zero o'clock in
the morning. I forget what time it actually was, but
we watched all of the balloons being blown up.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
We were assigned our balloons. We were getting safety.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Where do you paw patrol?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I was a paw patroller.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's so cool.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Those things weighed so fucking much and there were so
many people. Because you'd get tired, you have to tap out,
so you'd be walking next to me, t and I'd
be like, I can't hold it anymore, and then you
would hold the strength for me, and I'd walk next
to you and waves.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
That's so neat.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You guys want to be in the parade one year?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I wish?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Why no, it's cool, but you dress for it.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Plus once you start moving, I started sweating again. It's
like a workout the whole time. You wouldn't have to
jump rope that day.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh there we go.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And Deana, why would you want to be in the parade?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I just wish I did it like when I was
a chilead right.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
To go there. Actually, it doesn't have to be good,
h submit.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
My high school marching man was in it one time, actually,
which is really cool.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You know, I am seen, you're you're right. I've seen
a lot of those girls.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
After it's all over, they run down into the subway
and they flood all the subway cars. And they're from
They're from high schools all over the place. Then they
join in on the McDonald's cheerleading squad or whatever that is.
But you're right, they're from all over the the you know,
the Tri state area. It's a very cool thing.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I wish I did that growing growing up.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
So did you imagine if you did?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Imagine?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Growing up my dad used to manage the Toys r
US that was right next to Macy's. Oh yeah, we
would go to the roof every Thanksgiving and watch the
parade from the roof. Is so this year turn about
a life three sixty moment where I'm taking my kids
and sitting in the bleachers at Macy's.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Get out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Imagine Can you imagine if all of a sudden, one
of the kids got sick and then all the plans
went out the window.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You couldn't go, or one of the kids got sick
live on TV and vomited all over the sheare.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Could you imagine I'll be able to wave and see
you through my television.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Like there's Garrett text me and then I'll text you
right back and like always texting me on TV.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Neat man.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I'm going to La tomorrow, LA until until Thursday morning,
So I take a red eye back. Okay, okay, bye, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Nobody needs me.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Beyonce's calling her Beyonce imagine if I was needed? See
what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
H So, honestly, Thanksgiving is kind of lame now for us.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So we just kind of like, you know, sleep in,
I'm breakfast, and then we'll honestly, we're gonna walk over
to my sisters. She lives not even a mile from
the house. We'll just walk over there, hang out. Yeah,
and then she hosts Thanksgiving a cigar at night.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's about it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Falling the night.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, do you guys want to help me weigh in
on my Thanksgiving debate with my family?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
This is a vegan non vegan thing.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
No, why does that?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
See? Okay, really quick sidebar, I'm not vegan. Everyone thinks
vegans are annoying.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
It's always the people making comments about vegans that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Vegan dessert and I wasn't gonna bring it up.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Vegans are not attacking regular people.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Regular I just figured that it was a vegan question.
Scotty is more harsh on it, like, you're right, you're just.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Like vegans, be vegans. Everything will be fine.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I'm a pescatarian, but.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No whatever pescatarian great a religion it is episcopalian or
some crap like that.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Great tea went away and I was talking to him
and he didn't know where he was in the world.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
What, No, what it was that?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, we did go away, that's right, I remember, I
totally forgot right, So we did. We went to an
island and recently, and I didn't know where the island was.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Because you're having a brain fart, or you didn't know
where you land.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Do you know where Antigua is? Don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Antiga, antique or Antigua, however you say it, Antigua.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Do you know where it is see, nobody knows.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What if I said Turks and Caicos, Deanna, I know
it's an island. You can't find it.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I can't it this.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Great, nobody knows where these islands are.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Just go though, you get on a plane. Right.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So we were on an island I was at I
was in Antigua, and he was texting me, and I
texted him back and I go, dude, I don't even
know where we are.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And then he goes and he pulled up a map
and we're close to Cuberts.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah right, I think, So you're close to you thought
you were You thought you were off the coast of Florida.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, okay, So yeah, it's definitely not great with maps.
But if I'm go wing somewhere, I feel like I would.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Where's Where's Anguila?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I don't know Where's I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I've got a thing.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
But what is your Thanksgiving debate?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It was asked to bring a dessert, which totally cool.
I saw a recipe I really wanted to try.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
It is sweet potato cramb breulet, which you make in
a sweet potato and my sisters are trying to tell
me it's a side not a dessert, and they want
to veto my dessert that I really want to make.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I think anything with sweet potatoes is a side. I
don't think it's a dessert.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
But it's like whipped with so much sugar, so much milk,
so it's whipped heavy cream.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Sorry, is this grossing me out?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I don't find it.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Looks like it's just made with inside of a sweet.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
You will give me crap for saying something about vegans,
and now you're going to give her crap about her dessert.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I'm fully asking for this, but aside or is it
a dessert?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
So I think it's it's a dessert.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, you kind of make sugar.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
She's right, sugar.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I have to say, with the ingredients that you explain
that that's in it, it does sound like it would
be qualified as a dessert vanilla, but we all know
that sweet potatoes.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Isn't sweep patano vegetable. Technically, I think it is, but
it's really a side. So if you're in the middle there, but.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
You throw the marshmallows in it, then a kind of
walks the line.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
No, you sprinkle as sugar on top and then you
torch it like crab you make that hard shell so
it don't be any there's no mollos in mine.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Do you eat cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving? Really?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
See?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I think it's very polarized and I love it from
a can.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It can't be fresh.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I don't like it at all.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I'm not a that and beats.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I want to hear.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I'm such a picky eaters and I have a million allergies.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
That's right, and I both What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
In the morning, We're going to brunch at my boyfriend's
mom's house and then for thanks to dinner record my
uncle Thanksgiving brunch.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
It's just hard because we both have divorced parents, so
we have to try to split up time like between
four families.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Two.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I remembering, are you doing two to Thanksgiving meals?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Then?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
No, I think brunch will be like actually like baking eggs,
and then like the real dinners at my uncle's house.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Okay, yeah, I remember that movie for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's hard.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Oh, it was hard to have growing up with just
my two parents. But I'm getting somebody who's also having
divorced parents. It's like we're also both only children, so
they all want to see us.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah, it's a lot of prime swift Travis kelcey storyline.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Is there flipping coins in front of everyone?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Going out to Pennsylvania? Because Ali? Oh you guys always
do that, don't Yeah, well, Ali's birthdays the next day
her she has their her birthdays on the twenty fourth,
so some years it falls on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh you reminded me.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I have a friend Mike and his birthday is the
twenty fourth as well. Thank you for reminding me to
say birthday, birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Graham is a Graham. That's you're going to say, Graham Graham.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, send them this podcast and say here, I wish
to have a birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
That's right, No, I I'll tell them.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Just go on.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Say where do you get on iHeart radio? So you
go to the iHeart Radio app?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Or YouTube?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh for real, where do you get this? Where's the
same house?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I Heart Radio app? And on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
As bad as being somewhere.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
It's not a part of the show though, right now.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Ont did you guys know that Alaska is not an island?
Yes you knew that, Yes that you know?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Did you?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I learned that Alaska is not an island. But there
are people that really don't remember or don't know that
Alaska is not an island.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Today somebody word remember you were right the first time.
But we're definitely at least.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So okay, back to no no Thanksgiving there and that's it,
you know, and doing the parade parade in the morning
and then out to Pennsylvan.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
That's going to be some fun.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
All right.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Well, we've hit a lull in the podcast, which is
a good time because I know I'm in there for production.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So who uses the studio?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
This is this is the main Z one hundred studios.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh, get out. So after the more shows over then
they broadcast from.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Here very much like your studio.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
We don't have that. No, we just handed off to
the next person.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well no, but your studio though, no, yes that, yes,
but not this we don't. Yeah, we only want studio.
We have this one studio they're looking at right now.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
All right, well great, well thank you for coming to
the kids table. Yes, thanks guys out all right, Happy holidays,
Happy Thanksgiving, and we will see you post Turkey Day.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
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