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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elsie Boarding Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Here we go, the fifteen minute morning show podcast. We
got a room full.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We've got Scattery, We've got Gondh. There's Scottie b and
Serial Killers Master Control. They're straight and eight. And there's
Dan Yelle who's very busy. I'll tell you why in
a second. And of course we've got Garrett here, and
Andrew is here for the.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Problem.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, I'm assuming there's an issue because you're here. Uh no,
not really. We're gonna talk about bullying.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Are you bullying?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, okay, all right, And by the way, just so
everyone can see you if they're watching the podcast, if
you could put your face closer to Garrett's okay, there, no, no, no,
you know this camera over here.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Deanna's got the cameras in the ceiling.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
There's cameras in the ceilings. You didn't know this place
is just.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
We got cameras in your chair looking up the Oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Anyway, Uh, Danielle is not going to be really truly
connected during this podcast because she's watching her son play soccer.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well actually football is they called it over in in England.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Yeah, so he's actually been on the he was he
had a little injury.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
It's finally back out there on the field.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Today's his first time back, so he was getting in
for a little while. So they're playing right now because
they're five hours ahead of us. He was on well,
I was driving to work this morning. He was on
the bus on the way to the game.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Wow, so crazy to me.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Here, show us, show show the camera. Can you see
them playing?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
So yeah, you can see them playing.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
So his eye to I a cady, Oh sorry, I
put the volume up.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's okay.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
You can hear. You might hear some British words that
are not so nice.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
But his eye to eye academy is playing. And so
I'm like, I'm trying to catch a little bit of him,
and I see him like there is there is I
get so exciting.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Why don't we just run the game for fifteen minutes.
We don't have the rights, we don't have the rights.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
To those I'm not winning right now, so I'm not
very happy about that.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But that's what they're paying for him to go there.
They've got the rights. It's good. Yeah, uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So the reason Andrew is joining us today is but
apparently yesterday there was a conversation post show about being
bullied when you're in school, all the mean things people
would do to you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Of course, bullying is.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Not a funny thing, we all agree on that, but
when you're a kid, it sometimes bullying the bullies get
very creative.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh my god, Yeah, what were you talking about with
Andrew yesterday?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (02:43):
Well, Andrew was actually telling us the story about how
a mean kid that he knew it was a fourth
grade Yeah, fourth grade, fourth grade?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Missus Webber, Wow, missus Webber. Do you take a kid's name?
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Uh, Danny Crapenzano?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
What?
Speaker 10 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, and he was the bully pick on others.
Speaker 9 (03:02):
But yeah, Andrew was telling us about how this kid
said something and what.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Did you do?
Speaker 8 (03:07):
Well, he said a certain word that shall not be said,
and so I read it on him. I told on him,
I said this SNAr.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I did well.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Okay, So I grossed for a good reason. Yes, the
word he is a really bad word. Yes, the word
is very inappropriate. So I rat it on him. But yeah,
I mean, I will say though, my grandma growing up
was never happy with telling on anybody.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
She would go, rat, where's the cheese? Rat?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Grandmother? Yes, my grandma Italian, you rat, even if you
were bully.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
She'd be like, oh, so you're gonna tell rat.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
God Grandma smoked cigars too. She like a tough lady.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
But then Diamond and I started talking about, you know,
like middle school and elementary school and the stuff that
people used to pick on us for, and how I
don't care how cool anybody was, you got picked on
for something. Everybody got picked on for stuff. And the
things we were talking about were just kind of hilarious
in retrospect as an adult, the things that really hurt
my feelings when I was a kid are very funny.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
But it stays with you forever.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, that's I am.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
I remember my kindergarten bully.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Of course what happened, Well.
Speaker 11 (04:14):
It was it was on the bus and I would
sit in the back and they would god, fat kids
in the back of the bus.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
The butt's gonna flip upside down.
Speaker 11 (04:22):
I'm like, what so I was always Scott the fat kid,
even though I wasn't really fat.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
But I'll never forget it, Christine, I'll never forget it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
There you go, So what about you? Gandhi?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Oh Man?
Speaker 9 (04:34):
I used to get called Elmo all the time, because
Elmo had those big, big eyes. People be like, hey, man,
my best So when you do your little Alma voice,
sometimes it does trigger me.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Kind of hilarious.
Speaker 9 (04:46):
God, and my sister's name is Pria. Oh man, she
used to get called Pria gonorrhea. Cause that's so hilarious.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Now we're adults, parents.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Need to know that parents need to rhyme their kids
name when they name them. They have to go Pria goneria,
pre a diarrhea. Nope, we can't do that.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Problem.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Kids are so creative.
Speaker 10 (05:08):
Yeah, my daughter will rhyme with pooper and it might
be a problem at some point.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, look, you know, I think as adults we should
call our pria diarrhya or goneriea or whatever it was. Yeah,
but somewhere fun with it. Let's let that roll.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
So.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I mean, Andrew, were you ever bullied?
Speaker 9 (05:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (05:25):
High school was miserable for me. I couldn't wait for
those four years high school. Oh my god, I was
like God, I had a countdown literally from high school.
The first week, I was like, this just ain't for me.
I don't think fresh, this is not going to be good.
I made a countdown until senior year, literally like nine
hundred plus days or one thousand plus days waiting to
get out of that.
Speaker 10 (05:46):
That's traumatic.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I wait to get out of high school as well.
I wasn't really bully except for one person, Charlie Ingle. Charlie,
Charlie Ingle down the busiest of busy hallways between classes.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh there's Elvis, the big faggot.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'm like, oh no, but then, but then, you know
my friend Christy Younger, who's a big girl, would go
beat the crap out of it.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I'm like, don't don't beat him up. Leave please, God, No.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
You've got to protect her.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
That's awesome. Why no, But you know, I don't know
it's Charlie Ingle Is.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I knew then he was an idiot, and I know
that you know he was going nowhere in life.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So whatever. I get to see your friend, though, el
what's going to Elvis? I got this hold on.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
The show Extender.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Now it's the twenty five minute morning show.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Every time the boss walks in, our shows get longer
and longer, and we miss cues.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Where's Jared Letto? Tom? I just left him at home? Tom.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Mark's always good though. Mark is always briefed. He comes
in and says, Hey, I'm just want to say you're
doing a great job, and he leaves. Tom stays an
inner vis.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
How are we doing on that code of conduct?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yount happen?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Are we talking condiments again?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
God bullied at little kids because we're laughing at the
things people picked on us for.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, I mean, you have to be on a microphone.
I can't hurt Tom.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Why were you thought this was my interview? You know,
you know, you caused a lot of trouble, you know,
And just okay. My girlfriend found Mark Medina very endearing.
She's I never saw Mark before. She's she's He's what
a great guy. He seems like such a cool dude.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, is a funny guy.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
He should be on the podcast more often, Mark Medina,
more than Mark Medina Scary's girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Anyway, well, yeah, Mark, it's good to have you in here.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
But yeah, Tom came in the other day and just
derailed an interview and we missed our cues.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
We didn't get to play things.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
And I was like, he does that. He does that
to me once or twice a day.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
He does consistent.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yes, it is, he's on brand. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Anyway, well, so we were seeing this podcast talking about
bullies and were you ever bullied when you were a kid?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Not bully? No, I definitely was not the bully. I
don't remember. I don't have any horror stories that I
can recall.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
They told Scotty he was fat and took the bus over.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, I know somebody who wants to hook up with Scotty.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Oh yeah, I'll be in your office in ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah. I got a text from my wife the other
day and she was like no.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
No, She.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Goes, Hey, so and so wants you to introduce her
to Scottie Bee. She thinks he's like super hot.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
And see what happened to the fat kid in the
back of the bus?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Lit circle, Lit circle. Now he's in the back of
the bus for other reasons. He's doing Mark Medina's wife's
friend back the.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well. Mark, We love you.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Thank you for being the voice of kindness here at
one in our studio.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
My pleasure to use their computer.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Hey, Andrew, can you do you mine for me? Thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
By the way, since we're talking about cuteness, my mom
yesterday was like, oh, look at Nate with that beer.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Oh that facial hair looks good. He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I and he loves older women seventy five looking good.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Yes, it's starting to look a little English poet.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Is what I want to do. I want to take
a little like right here.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh no, he wants that. Yeah, okay, yeah, long growing out.
He looks like William Shakespeare. I think you does.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Anyway, are we still talking about bullies?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Can I talk about my cat?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Feel free? High school?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Do you guys know what an atomic wedgie is?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
No, what's the top?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's where they take it.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
That's where they take the underwear band and put it
over your head. So I guess it was kind of
my fault because back in the day, I would we
would have to tuck our stuff in, right, you know,
I went to a Catholic prep school, and you'd have
to keep your shirt tucked in and everything. Well. I
also had this habit of wearing an undershirt, and I thought,
if you had an undershirt, you had to tuck it
(10:36):
into your underwear so you would see through my white
polo my undershirt tucked into my underwear. Oh God, look
at this, fucking dude or whatever. Your underwear so high.
Let's make it higher. And the next thing, I know
that the sound of an underwear band ripping off tidy whities.
(10:57):
I will never ever forget the bleed.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
The butthole didn't bleed, but he definitely got.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh my god, that's my favorite line of the day.
The butthole did not bleed. Hey, guys, look at the look.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah, and removed them because there was no way I
could still wear those underwear they were so stretched. The
loom or Haines, Uh, we varied back and forth. I
think that was a fruitle loom era.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Hey, guys, we've really gone over our alloted time. So
if you could stop asking follow up questions like was
it fruit of the loom or paines, we really have
but we had a great time.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Fifteen show podcast all right, but the fifteen minute morning
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