November 14, 2023 • 12 mins
Scotty B took his daughter to take her permit test and Danielle revealed that she cheated on hers all those years ago!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Elvis.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fifteen show. Hey, y'all is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We got a lot of people here today. Let's say
hi to Scotty B and Master Control. Hello, and there's
Scary Hello, and Danielle Hi, and I.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Is he Gandhi Hi? Gandhi he?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And of course Garrett is here a right yep and
straight Nate is taking the podcast off today.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, he has.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Things to do.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
He was sitting and by the way, he's sitting in
an office behind a closed door, attending he's doing something important.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Is he looking busy?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
He's trying to look busy. While we walked by, he
was like pretending he's laughing at something like that's so fortunate.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
We almost we almost got an inside look to whatever
he was doing because he left his camera on.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh and then.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
He realized halfway through whatever he was doing that the
camera was still on.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wait, which office is he in?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yours?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why he? Why is there? What he used my office?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I said, at your big desk too. I think that's
just not right.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
He went in there for privacy, privacy, a big, huge glass.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's a glassed in aquarium. I don't know. Someone. Someone
go down.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Someone go down and see what he's doing in my office.
You want me to go, Let's call him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hold on, Call Nate on speaker. All right, we're gonna
call him right now.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Can you keep down there so we can see him?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You could? You could? We keep in mind he can't
hear you. Call Nate on speaker.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
All right, we're gonna go down the Hold.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We're calling Nate on speaker. He one ringy dinghy.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
M hm?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Does he hit the F you button?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Hey, we're doing the podcast. Say hi to everyone. Okay,
Now Gandhi's coming. Gandhi's coming in with her laptop to
see what you're doing in my office at my desk?
Why are you at my desk at my office here?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Why you're not here, don't matter. It's my office if
I'm there or not.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, you ain't here, but I'm busy using your office
in order to prepare some some material for our award
winning show.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well you've got a desk right around the corner. Go
use your desk.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, but you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People bother you out there.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You sit in a cubicle and everybody's like, hey, you
got a second.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh, hey, we do you're a funny joke? Hey, my
veil is stale, like you can't get any work done?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Can you tell him? Did he hear us?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, he can't hear you tell him.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't think he's doing anything. I think he's pretending.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, I'm gonna tell him. I can't read your lips.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay. Danielle thinks you're looking busy just so people will
leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Then you're not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Wait you just wait there, ran, I am in the
midst of comic genius coming up on our show?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Or when have you started to do that? All?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
All right, Well we get out of my office.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
You know.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
He does raise an interesting point though, for people that
work in cubicles and they work, I don't think there's
a lot of production on the floor at that point,
because if everybody's out in the open and anyone's sitting
next to each other, I.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Do feel that there's a lot more talking going on.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
There's a lot more Whereas if you have your own
quiet space, I do believe you maybe get more work done.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
But isn't that the idea of an open concept though,
to like share ideas and brain energy?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, but oh why this is why in school they
would move me because when I would sit with my
friends and the people that I got along with in
the little area, I would talk NonStop, big surprise, and
they would say, yeah, Danielle, we're going to move your seat.
I can't tell you how often I had my seat moved.
It's cool.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
It was a lot for better concentration.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, for better concentration, because I, you know whatever, I
would just talk and not pay attention.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, I always got the report card that says Elvis
is a very smart boy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He just won't stop talking to me.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Social butterfly.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, yeah, well guess what now we do that for
a living. Yeah, we're social butterflies, and we get paid
for it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
If my Italian teacher ever found out that when she
would send me to the principal's office and I never went,
she'd probably be shocked. I would go outside the door,
I'd knock on the window, I'd make faces at all
the people. She'd never even realized it. Belle would ring,
and I'd go to the next class. Happened all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I wouldn't take you for that though. I could never
see because I.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Would talk, and so she would tell me to leave
the class, you go to the principal's office. I told
you five times to stop talking.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
You were definitely bad in school, There's no doubt bad bad.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I wasn't bad. I just talked a lot. I wasn't
a bad kid.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Scotty was a home monitor.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
No, I just used to I used to bring my
video theme to school every day and taunt the teachers.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
We would sit in the back of the room and
throw a gum at the wall and I would videotape
it and we would all get in trouble. But I
have great videos of high school.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Tom and Tommy Scotty used to do that at the
old Ze one hundred offices and see Caucus, New Jersey.
He always hid his camera with him, Gandhi and they
would just do They would call them rheus things.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's hilarious, but rheus.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And they would throw things against the walls and video
throw stuff off the roof.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And screenings, you remember.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
Yeah, And I'm shocked that I'm still alive because there
was one morning when Elvis was sitting in his office
and I opened a full bottle of Hine's ketchup. His
door was closed, and I just sprayed the entire bottle
under the door into onto his carpet, and he went bananas.
But I made it through the day.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
How did you get away by it?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Go crazy.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Now we have a camera in our hands at any
given moment, and he doesn't record anything and gets very
irritated when the rest of us are doing it.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Get out of my face.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well he's turned a corner.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I mean, what was the whole point of destroying our
offices back then?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I mean we used to throw bagels and like food
behind the refrigerator and they would find it five years later.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
I mean, we knew we were leaving at that point,
So I think we were much more destructive when we
knew we were leaving.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
But why even be destructive to begin with? Like, what
was the whole purpose? But we weren't kids, Yeah, we
were stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It was fun.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
We were in our early twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, you made out. You may watch his name eat
an entire stick.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Of butter honey.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, I guess the best would be the aerosol bombs,
where you put the aerosol can inside someone's office and
then lock them in their office.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Yeah, we did lots of lots of we sho had
another screening. We need to sit down and watch that together.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I just realized something. As we're doing this podcast, you know,
and I'm at home in the in my studio downstairs
in the basement. Nate is in my office with the
door closed, sitting at my desk. Sherry's scary sitting at
my point at my place.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
On the board. Oh my god. Oh that's right. We're
in the studio.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's like you guys get really comfortable when I'm not around.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
He's not even warm, and they're getting in there when
the cat's away, his stuff gets used.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think the lines of the body is not cold yet,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, the body is not even cold yet.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
They're already exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm not dead.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm just out of the office. I was using my
office to in my chair.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Should I should I go down the hallway to your
office and spray ketchup under the door.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
No, in there else, I will have you know. I'm
not using your microphone, the holy Grail. I put it
just a regular silver mic.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In there, okay, microp protected. It's it's well sheath and everything.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Look, here's it's a sheath.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Here's the thing about my microphone.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
If you talk into it, a lot crap comes out
of your mouth and starts to gather on the grill
of the microphone. So scary. My microphone is so full
of scary stuff. It's all scary.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Has that clean since you've had it?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, it needs to be sent I think we sent
it out to a special place to have it cleaned
because it's it's I've got scary DNA all my microphone is.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
A microphone cleaner that does these things.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
There's professionally the people that do it anyway, they got
people you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I clean Scary Jones' saliva out of Elvis's microphone, and
I feel younger.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I would think it's the same people that like instruments
like like flutes, clarinets, all that kind of stuff to
get all the gook.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Out because well it was gross because I played trumpet,
cornet and then the baritone, and we had the spit
valve like spit collection there and then you'd have to
open it and blow into it and spit would like
spit you out the bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Gross.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You don't get that with a piano.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Spit valve on the piano.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No you don't, and god, that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I was spinning piano all right?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So what else is on our minds other than me
being pissed off?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
People were sitting in my seats.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
But talk my daughter to the DMV to get her
permit yesterday.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
That's crazy, that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The hottest guy there? Well you were.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
You would have been the hottest guy there, there's no
doubt about it.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
How long did you have to wait? Or was it quick?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I couldn't believe this.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
This DMV that I found is like a hidden gem
that no one knows about. We were in and out
in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, let me ask a question. Did you have an appointment?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I did?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So. I think that's the new thing because since COVID,
everyone has to have an appointment, and it's very limited
as to how many people they allow per day. So
I think things are a lot more quick quick.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Is it past fail?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Is it passed?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Fail? On the test?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
You have to get sixteen out of twenty and she
got eighteen out of twenty?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So did she cheat like I did?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
How could you cheat?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh? Because then the guy who was running it helped me.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Really, that's that's why your so, this is why you
wrapped your car around a tree eathing.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I took the test, well, this was for the driving permit.
I think that's what it was for. I took it
three times online, Two times I failed, and then the
last time I was there with a guy who came
over to me because, hey, what do you need help with?
And he gave me some of the answers. It was
a long time ago.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I recently did it myself because I told you guys
to let my license expire, and it had gone twelve
days past where I could just get it renewed, so
they made me start all over. I did get my tempts,
which meant I was taking that test with a bunch
of fifteen and a half year long. It was so exciting.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I was like, hey, did you have to.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Say hey kids.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, no, I still have it.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
We're good.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You should have taken Scary with you because he can
communicate with the kids.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
They would think he's there his you know, their age,
because of his goodie looks.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He does he does buttoning over there. All right, what
else can we talk about that we.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Haven't to today?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
My, oh they were.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Great and they are nice. Guys.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
They really are, Can I say?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
One of them? One of them came in. He was
so cute. He had a little monkey with him and
he was taking pictures of the little monkey, and I said,
who's that for. He goes, I have a four year
old at home and I've been away for a bit,
and he goes, it's not easy, and I was like, oh,
my heart was like, oh, I feel you. My son's
in college. We had this whole conversation, but he was
so sweet and he was sending the video home to
his little one. It was so cute.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Do they come out with music outside of Christmas?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah they you know, they have all sorts
of different albums. They're good, and they'd sound so great together.
It was kind of frightening how great they were. And
people were accusing us of playing their album and they
were lips and they were lip.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Syncing or somebody. No, they weren't right, not at all.
That was them live.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
But I have been places where that stuff has kind
of happened before, So I can you have Yeah, I
mean it's not as bad as we're just playing something
off the album, but they would have, you know, like
a live recording that they would say, hey, can you
guys just play this. It's too early in the morning
for us to actually perform, like okay.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Sure, really no, we never have that, oh rarely do.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Everything here is real.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
It's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Of course, we are so real. We're steeping in reality.
All right, Well, I guess we have nothing to talk about,
so we might as well just stop this thing.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
We got to go kick people out of offices and chairs.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, get out of my office. Anyway, we have to interview.
Just to let you in a little secret, we are
interviewing Bobby Flay. We're recording it today, which is Tuesday,
and we're playing it back Friday now, So Friday, do
we pretend he's live and not say anything.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I think that's what the little secret.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Whoever's listening and watching, that's their little secret right now.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
So it's like almost like a wink wink, Right, that's
a great thing. We'll pretend it's live. But if you know,
you know because you were listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Look at that another bonus. Well, let's get out of here,
say goodbye everyone, bye bye. Where's are you?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
There?
Speaker 8 (12:00):
You are?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
By the fifteen minute Morning Show, h
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Elvis.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fifteen show. Hey, y'all is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We got a lot of people here today. Let's say
hi to Scotty B and Master Control. Hello, and there's
Scary Hello, and Danielle Hi, and I.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Is he Gandhi Hi? Gandhi he?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And of course Garrett is here a right yep and
straight Nate is taking the podcast off today.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, he has.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Things to do.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
He was sitting and by the way, he's sitting in
an office behind a closed door, attending he's doing something important.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Is he looking busy?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
He's trying to look busy. While we walked by, he
was like pretending he's laughing at something like that's so fortunate.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
We almost we almost got an inside look to whatever
he was doing because he left his camera on.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh and then.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
He realized halfway through whatever he was doing that the
camera was still on.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wait, which office is he in?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yours?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why he? Why is there? What he used my office?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I said, at your big desk too. I think that's
just not right.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
He went in there for privacy, privacy, a big, huge glass.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's a glassed in aquarium. I don't know. Someone. Someone
go down.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Someone go down and see what he's doing in my office.
You want me to go, Let's call him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hold on, Call Nate on speaker. All right, we're gonna
call him right now.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Can you keep down there so we can see him?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You could? You could? We keep in mind he can't
hear you. Call Nate on speaker.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
All right, we're gonna go down the Hold.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
We're calling Nate on speaker. He one ringy dinghy.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
M hm?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Does he hit the F you button?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Hey, we're doing the podcast. Say hi to everyone. Okay,
Now Gandhi's coming. Gandhi's coming in with her laptop to
see what you're doing in my office at my desk?
Why are you at my desk at my office here?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Why you're not here, don't matter. It's my office if
I'm there or not.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, you ain't here, but I'm busy using your office
in order to prepare some some material for our award
winning show.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well you've got a desk right around the corner. Go
use your desk.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, but you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
People bother you out there.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You sit in a cubicle and everybody's like, hey, you
got a second.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh, hey, we do you're a funny joke? Hey, my
veil is stale, like you can't get any work done?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Can you tell him? Did he hear us?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, he can't hear you tell him.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't think he's doing anything. I think he's pretending.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, I'm gonna tell him. I can't read your lips.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay. Danielle thinks you're looking busy just so people will
leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Then you're not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Wait you just wait there, ran, I am in the
midst of comic genius coming up on our show?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Or when have you started to do that? All?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
All right, Well we get out of my office.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
You know.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
He does raise an interesting point though, for people that
work in cubicles and they work, I don't think there's
a lot of production on the floor at that point,
because if everybody's out in the open and anyone's sitting
next to each other, I.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Do feel that there's a lot more talking going on.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
There's a lot more Whereas if you have your own
quiet space, I do believe you maybe get more work done.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
But isn't that the idea of an open concept though,
to like share ideas and brain energy?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, but oh why this is why in school they
would move me because when I would sit with my
friends and the people that I got along with in
the little area, I would talk NonStop, big surprise, and
they would say, yeah, Danielle, we're going to move your seat.
I can't tell you how often I had my seat moved.
It's cool.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
It was a lot for better concentration.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, for better concentration, because I, you know whatever, I
would just talk and not pay attention.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, I always got the report card that says Elvis
is a very smart boy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He just won't stop talking to me.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Social butterfly.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, yeah, well guess what now we do that for
a living. Yeah, we're social butterflies, and we get paid
for it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
If my Italian teacher ever found out that when she
would send me to the principal's office and I never went,
she'd probably be shocked. I would go outside the door,
I'd knock on the window, I'd make faces at all
the people. She'd never even realized it. Belle would ring,
and I'd go to the next class. Happened all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I wouldn't take you for that though. I could never
see because I.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Would talk, and so she would tell me to leave
the class, you go to the principal's office. I told
you five times to stop talking.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
You were definitely bad in school, There's no doubt bad bad.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I wasn't bad. I just talked a lot. I wasn't
a bad kid.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Scotty was a home monitor.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
No, I just used to I used to bring my
video theme to school every day and taunt the teachers.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
We would sit in the back of the room and
throw a gum at the wall and I would videotape
it and we would all get in trouble. But I
have great videos of high school.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Tom and Tommy Scotty used to do that at the
old Ze one hundred offices and see Caucus, New Jersey.
He always hid his camera with him, Gandhi and they
would just do They would call them rheus things.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's hilarious, but rheus.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And they would throw things against the walls and video
throw stuff off the roof.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And screenings, you remember.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
Yeah, And I'm shocked that I'm still alive because there
was one morning when Elvis was sitting in his office
and I opened a full bottle of Hine's ketchup. His
door was closed, and I just sprayed the entire bottle
under the door into onto his carpet, and he went bananas.
But I made it through the day.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
How did you get away by it?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Go crazy.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Now we have a camera in our hands at any
given moment, and he doesn't record anything and gets very
irritated when the rest of us are doing it.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Get out of my face.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well he's turned a corner.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I mean, what was the whole point of destroying our
offices back then?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Anyway?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I mean we used to throw bagels and like food
behind the refrigerator and they would find it five years later.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
I mean, we knew we were leaving at that point,
So I think we were much more destructive when we
knew we were leaving.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
But why even be destructive to begin with? Like, what
was the whole purpose? But we weren't kids, Yeah, we
were stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It was fun.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
We were in our early twenties.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, you made out. You may watch his name eat
an entire stick.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Of butter honey.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, I guess the best would be the aerosol bombs,
where you put the aerosol can inside someone's office and
then lock them in their office.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Yeah, we did lots of lots of we sho had
another screening. We need to sit down and watch that together.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I just realized something. As we're doing this podcast, you know,
and I'm at home in the in my studio downstairs
in the basement. Nate is in my office with the
door closed, sitting at my desk. Sherry's scary sitting at
my point at my place.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
On the board. Oh my god. Oh that's right. We're
in the studio.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's like you guys get really comfortable when I'm not around.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
He's not even warm, and they're getting in there when
the cat's away, his stuff gets used.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think the lines of the body is not cold yet,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, the body is not even cold yet.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
They're already exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm not dead.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm just out of the office. I was using my
office to in my chair.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Should I should I go down the hallway to your
office and spray ketchup under the door.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
No, in there else, I will have you know. I'm
not using your microphone, the holy Grail. I put it
just a regular silver mic.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
In there, okay, microp protected. It's it's well sheath and everything.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Look, here's it's a sheath.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Here's the thing about my microphone.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
If you talk into it, a lot crap comes out
of your mouth and starts to gather on the grill
of the microphone. So scary. My microphone is so full
of scary stuff. It's all scary.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Has that clean since you've had it?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, it needs to be sent I think we sent
it out to a special place to have it cleaned
because it's it's I've got scary DNA all my microphone is.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
A microphone cleaner that does these things.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
There's professionally the people that do it anyway, they got
people you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I clean Scary Jones' saliva out of Elvis's microphone, and
I feel younger.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I would think it's the same people that like instruments
like like flutes, clarinets, all that kind of stuff to
get all the gook.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Out because well it was gross because I played trumpet,
cornet and then the baritone, and we had the spit
valve like spit collection there and then you'd have to
open it and blow into it and spit would like
spit you out the bottom of it.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Gross.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You don't get that with a piano.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Spit valve on the piano.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No you don't, and god, that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I was spinning piano all right?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So what else is on our minds other than me
being pissed off?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
People were sitting in my seats.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
But talk my daughter to the DMV to get her
permit yesterday.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
That's crazy, that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The hottest guy there? Well you were.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
You would have been the hottest guy there, there's no
doubt about it.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
How long did you have to wait? Or was it quick?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I couldn't believe this.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
This DMV that I found is like a hidden gem
that no one knows about. We were in and out
in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, let me ask a question. Did you have an appointment?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I did?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So. I think that's the new thing because since COVID,
everyone has to have an appointment, and it's very limited
as to how many people they allow per day. So
I think things are a lot more quick quick.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Is it past fail?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Is it passed?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Fail? On the test?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
You have to get sixteen out of twenty and she
got eighteen out of twenty?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So did she cheat like I did?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
How could you cheat?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh? Because then the guy who was running it helped me.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Really, that's that's why your so, this is why you
wrapped your car around a tree eathing.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I took the test, well, this was for the driving permit.
I think that's what it was for. I took it
three times online, Two times I failed, and then the
last time I was there with a guy who came
over to me because, hey, what do you need help with?
And he gave me some of the answers. It was
a long time ago.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I recently did it myself because I told you guys
to let my license expire, and it had gone twelve
days past where I could just get it renewed, so
they made me start all over. I did get my tempts,
which meant I was taking that test with a bunch
of fifteen and a half year long. It was so exciting.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I was like, hey, did you have to.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Say hey kids.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, no, I still have it.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
We're good.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You should have taken Scary with you because he can
communicate with the kids.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
They would think he's there his you know, their age,
because of his goodie looks.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
He does he does buttoning over there. All right, what
else can we talk about that we.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Haven't to today?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
My, oh they were.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Great and they are nice. Guys.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
They really are, Can I say?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
One of them? One of them came in. He was
so cute. He had a little monkey with him and
he was taking pictures of the little monkey, and I said,
who's that for. He goes, I have a four year
old at home and I've been away for a bit,
and he goes, it's not easy, and I was like, oh,
my heart was like, oh, I feel you. My son's
in college. We had this whole conversation, but he was
so sweet and he was sending the video home to
his little one. It was so cute.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Do they come out with music outside of Christmas?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah they you know, they have all sorts
of different albums. They're good, and they'd sound so great together.
It was kind of frightening how great they were. And
people were accusing us of playing their album and they
were lips and they were lip.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Syncing or somebody. No, they weren't right, not at all.
That was them live.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
But I have been places where that stuff has kind
of happened before, So I can you have Yeah, I
mean it's not as bad as we're just playing something
off the album, but they would have, you know, like
a live recording that they would say, hey, can you
guys just play this. It's too early in the morning
for us to actually perform, like okay.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Sure, really no, we never have that, oh rarely do.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Everything here is real.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
It's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Of course, we are so real. We're steeping in reality.
All right, Well, I guess we have nothing to talk about,
so we might as well just stop this thing.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
We got to go kick people out of offices and chairs.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, get out of my office. Anyway, we have to interview.
Just to let you in a little secret, we are
interviewing Bobby Flay. We're recording it today, which is Tuesday,
and we're playing it back Friday now, So Friday, do
we pretend he's live and not say anything.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I think that's what the little secret.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Whoever's listening and watching, that's their little secret right now.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
So it's like almost like a wink wink, Right, that's
a great thing. We'll pretend it's live. But if you know,
you know because you were listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Look at that another bonus. Well, let's get out of here,
say goodbye everyone, bye bye. Where's are you?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
There?
Speaker 8 (12:00):
You are?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
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