November 2, 2023 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
melting show?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, are we doing a podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
We are rolling.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So who's grown a mustache?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'm getting close, I think.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Can you know you don't shave your upper lipt?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Actually, I think I could take all of you guys.
But I had a laser hair removal from you guys, know,
and it's kind of you know.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Really slowed and stopped a lot of that. I feel
like I could get there at some point.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
You would look good with the mustad.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I think so too. Trying to filter.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, scary, No, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You did it once. You did it once and it
looked creepy.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
Every time I try and grow a beard, a mustache
or anything, it comes out really patchy, really bad, and
it and I grow white hair.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I always look thirty years older than I am.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
That's bad and it's just not good ninety And if
I do the mustache only, it just looks like creepy
porn stash.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
But like kind of the point of this is to
just not be comfortable and give up the shaving.
Speaker 8 (01:21):
And here here's the here's the problem. Like, I have
a few events that I need to go to in
the next coming weeks. And the thing is not everybody
understands or remembers that it's November, and they're like, look at.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
This, why do you have a mustache?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Look at it like that mess. That's the whole point
is you look like that. And then somebody goes, hey,
what's up with the mustache? And then you go, well,
you know, I'm raising awareness for men's.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can't you Yah?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's a good talking.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
I can't grow a mustache. I'm like scary where it's
just a patchy mass.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Just right now, you could just take off the ball
part of what's not going on?
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Right I tell you what, I'm going to do that
for tomorrow only. You're going to see what it looks
like and then I'm going to get rid.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Of it the next day and you grow it a
little more before you take it off the next week.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like Scotty, I have stuff I have to do. I
have places to go.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I can't here to use that.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
What places are you going that you have?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I have two weddings. But that's besides the point. Why
can't I?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Okay, if you're in the wedding photo, the intention is
to just is to raise money.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is in your wedding.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
How is he gonna stop talking that that that did?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It is to raise money and awareness.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Why can't I make a nice, healthy donation and post
about it on my social that's raising awareness.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So you're going to post huge following.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
I have a big social platform, no more than a
lot of people do, so why can't I just use
that to promote the message?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It gets covers a lot of ground.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well, the algorithm on Instagram buries things all the time,
and we know that no one's gonna likes and views
and everything that they did before. But if you're a
walking billboard and everyone's stopping you to talk to you,
you'll actually see you know, the return there.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What do you think is gonna get more well scary
as of traction on Instagram and TikTok, what do you
think is going to get more traction for you? You
growing a mustache? Are you saying, hey, I just donated
a buttload of money. You should too, Yeah?
Speaker 9 (03:10):
Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, scarry Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Do not want to see mustachio come out.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I totally want to see it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Looks like Mario's brother.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I think part of the problem is we haven't committed
long enough. You've got to It takes a while to
go grow a good mustache.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Yeah, I mean there are some people that are like
Van Winkle in two weeks, but that's me.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Me.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
It takes months and months, and you'll, Okay, I'm gonna
let it go for a couple of days and you're
gonna see you're gonna like that's that's so unimpressive. And
I'm just gonna shave it.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
Garrett, are you doing it?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Give me told tomorrow and I'll be out do everybody
in this.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Seriously, I have like this wolverine complex where it's like
I'll shave and then like everybody's like, oh, you're you're
growing something. I'm like, this is I literally shaved this morning.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Has Shildon never had a mustache?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
I love when he does a little bit of a
gruff like a but I like his when he does
a beard.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Okay, a beard, but not a little but I like
trimmed one creepy I think he did.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
I think he did as a joke, like once like
shave the you know, just leave the creepy mustache. Like
he thinks he's funny, But.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Does anybody know the history of the mustache? At what
point did it become porn? Porn or creepy? Because anytime
you see see like a pedophile or a child molester,
or an Indian uncle.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Maybe sometimes or some villain twirling it. Yeah, yeah, but
like when did it become creepy?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Because you see these people with these mugshots are like, oh,
he looks like a child molester and he's got a mustache.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like when did it become that?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It had to be.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
After the seventies, right, because I feel like in the
seventies and the eighties, everything I see people had mustaches
and it was just like accepted, Oh no problem, long
hair mustache.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Then they started doing some bad.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Stuff, right Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
And I know like historically if you were in certain
to the military, you had to grow mustache, like you.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It was the officers.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
At some point I had to grow mustache. If you couldn't, yeah,
I guess you couldn't be an officer then.
Speaker 10 (05:10):
Yeah, I mean November aside the mustache, it's a flavors,
you get things caught in it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's it's gross.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's just uncamp is any different than a beard.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's not different than a beard. It's just gross.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I do. I do have like stuff on the occasionally.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know, it's unsanitary.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I think beers are so sexy.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Good beard, yeah, no, change the guy's face like Drake
before and after the beard.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
If he ever saves again. Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Beer beards on the right people look great, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Good beer on anybody I think looks great. Anybody grow
good beard, that's a totally different.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
The problem though, is that it's got to be really
close to the face beard, kind of really short, stubbly
you want to.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Yeah, I like the ones that are really well kept.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yes, look branded beard.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
But Brandon looks good.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Full beard.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, my boyfriend is Beardy Mcbeerderson and Josh.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Josh always looks when he has a full beard, even
when it looks great with a beard.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, you do lumberjack style too.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
That I'm a. I like it. I'm a fan of it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I find it very like manly and like alpha er.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm a I love him.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, it is kind of cool when you have one right, Like,
I don't even recognize myself and you you.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Are still doing the like rub your beard like a
villain right now.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I know.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I was always afraid of my dad when he grew up.
My dad would grow a beard every once in a
while just to like mess with my mom because she
hated it, and I was afraid of him when I
was a kid. I didn't like the way it looked.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Okay, some little something you gotta talk about in therapy.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
There, Sure, I want to talk about my dad's mustache.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Like, a good beard on a guy is just like
contoured makeup and all the stuff for women.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It just changes face so much as he does.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's crazy too. After you nay, you'll see it. It
looked like you lost ten pounds, like in your face
after you shave your but like, I'm skinnier than.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Usually the beard.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Usually the beard hides the fat face.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Right, So when you shave it, it looks like you've gained
a bit.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
But a lot of times shave it, you look like
a little boy.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Brandon shaved his one day and came out of the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
We hadn't talked about it. I was like, what the
fuck is.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Put that on your face?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yours younger than anything.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Skytti Bee. By the way, it does not hide fat face.
It actually accentuates fat you.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
It gives you more chins man?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Can you talk about November?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Do not participate in no nut?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
But do you know when they first said that this morning,
I thought it meant we just don't eat nuts of.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's like the glory hole, Daniel.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I love your innocence sometimes.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
And then then when Elvis started talking about it, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You at least she didn't go to your kids and
be like, hey, are you guys participating and noticing.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Mom, they would have been.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Like, ma, are you serious? You're so stupid?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Was there There's just a study that came out talking
about how if you don't fat it's unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
After two or three days, you gotta do it.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
My uncle had prostate cancer and he had his prostate
surgery and removed or whatever, and the doctor said, one
of the key ways to avoid having prostate cancer is
to use the hell out of it. You gotta just
crank it out after you have.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
A vasectomy after a certain amount of time. I don't
know what it is. I think they tell you to
every day. You have to make sure you're getting rid
of stuff on the phone.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
He had, Yeah, okay, he must be an expert on this.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Have you ever had.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Have you ever, guys, have you ever had to have
your count tested or anything like that?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I had it. I don't think I ever got the results.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
But do you remember doing it? Because that was one
of the weirdest experiences of my life.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, did you do it in the office? No? I
did it at my parents' house and you had to
race it there.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Right, Wait, your parents?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Why did you do it at your parents' house?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Because they were I was living in New Jersey.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
At the time, okay, and my doctor was on Long Island,
so it needs to get there within a certain amount
of time or it's not a good specimen anymore. And
it wasn't the kind of place where you could do
it in the office. So I had to go to
my old bedroom my parents house and pop in a
VHS tape.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And'd be like, all right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
And I hear my the pots and pants clanging in
the kitchen. I'm like, God, damn it. But you know
I got it done and I was all good.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Can we ask what was on the VHS tape?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh God, I don't remember.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
I'm sure there were mustaches.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Did your parents know why you were coming home?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't remember. Did you did you race house?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Yeah, I ran, get out the way, Mam and Dad Scott.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Stay for dinner, get pulled up.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
If you got pulled over and you told the cop,
I gotta get this to the lamb, I think, oh yeah,
just hold it up to him.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
You should have one of your glove box for oh
my idea. Have a spare of that specimen in your
glove box. When you pulled over, you whip it out.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, you like you haven't ready?
Speaker 10 (10:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I have to get this over to the doctor. Doesn't
even have to be real.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Got some right here.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, I'm committing. I'm committed to it. It's gonna be real.
You need to open it and test it. I think
this is fake.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
You know the best thing to do when you get
pulled over is just pushed really hard, ship your pants
and just say I have diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
They always let you go.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You've done this, You've shipped your pan.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
No, but I just think about it.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
He almost shoot his Pantsy the wait? Are we not
allowed to talk about the poop?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
We went from jims in a cup to shitting pants.
I think we're done with the podcast today.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
What you saying?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I think we've reached here.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
The jiffies that this guy was sending me on his
way home the other day almost made me vomit.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
How Sir, I had a really bad stomach ache and
my care Bear.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Cost Okay, we're done.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Care Bear cares, not bear shipping
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Brown The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
melting show?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, are we doing a podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
We are rolling.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So who's grown a mustache?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'm getting close, I think.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Can you know you don't shave your upper lipt?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Actually, I think I could take all of you guys.
But I had a laser hair removal from you guys, know,
and it's kind of you know.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Really slowed and stopped a lot of that. I feel
like I could get there at some point.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
You would look good with the mustad.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I think so too. Trying to filter.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, scary, No, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You did it once. You did it once and it
looked creepy.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
Every time I try and grow a beard, a mustache
or anything, it comes out really patchy, really bad, and
it and I grow white hair.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I always look thirty years older than I am.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
That's bad and it's just not good ninety And if
I do the mustache only, it just looks like creepy
porn stash.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
But like kind of the point of this is to
just not be comfortable and give up the shaving.
Speaker 8 (01:21):
And here here's the here's the problem. Like, I have
a few events that I need to go to in
the next coming weeks. And the thing is not everybody
understands or remembers that it's November, and they're like, look at.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
This, why do you have a mustache?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Look at it like that mess. That's the whole point
is you look like that. And then somebody goes, hey,
what's up with the mustache? And then you go, well,
you know, I'm raising awareness for men's.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can't you Yah?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
It's a good talking.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
I can't grow a mustache. I'm like scary where it's
just a patchy mass.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Just right now, you could just take off the ball
part of what's not going on?
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Right I tell you what, I'm going to do that
for tomorrow only. You're going to see what it looks
like and then I'm going to get rid.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Of it the next day and you grow it a
little more before you take it off the next week.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like Scotty, I have stuff I have to do. I
have places to go.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I can't here to use that.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
What places are you going that you have?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I have two weddings. But that's besides the point. Why
can't I?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Okay, if you're in the wedding photo, the intention is
to just is to raise money.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is in your wedding.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
How is he gonna stop talking that that that did?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It is to raise money and awareness.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Why can't I make a nice, healthy donation and post
about it on my social that's raising awareness.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So you're going to post huge following.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
I have a big social platform, no more than a
lot of people do, so why can't I just use
that to promote the message?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It gets covers a lot of ground.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well, the algorithm on Instagram buries things all the time,
and we know that no one's gonna likes and views
and everything that they did before. But if you're a
walking billboard and everyone's stopping you to talk to you,
you'll actually see you know, the return there.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What do you think is gonna get more well scary
as of traction on Instagram and TikTok, what do you
think is going to get more traction for you? You
growing a mustache? Are you saying, hey, I just donated
a buttload of money. You should too, Yeah?
Speaker 9 (03:10):
Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, scarry Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Do not want to see mustachio come out.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I totally want to see it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Looks like Mario's brother.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I think part of the problem is we haven't committed
long enough. You've got to It takes a while to
go grow a good mustache.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Yeah, I mean there are some people that are like
Van Winkle in two weeks, but that's me.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Me.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
It takes months and months, and you'll, Okay, I'm gonna
let it go for a couple of days and you're
gonna see you're gonna like that's that's so unimpressive. And
I'm just gonna shave it.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
Garrett, are you doing it?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Give me told tomorrow and I'll be out do everybody
in this.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Seriously, I have like this wolverine complex where it's like
I'll shave and then like everybody's like, oh, you're you're
growing something. I'm like, this is I literally shaved this morning.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Has Shildon never had a mustache?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
I love when he does a little bit of a
gruff like a but I like his when he does
a beard.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Okay, a beard, but not a little but I like
trimmed one creepy I think he did.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
I think he did as a joke, like once like
shave the you know, just leave the creepy mustache. Like
he thinks he's funny, But.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Does anybody know the history of the mustache? At what
point did it become porn? Porn or creepy? Because anytime
you see see like a pedophile or a child molester,
or an Indian uncle.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Maybe sometimes or some villain twirling it. Yeah, yeah, but
like when did it become creepy?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Because you see these people with these mugshots are like, oh,
he looks like a child molester and he's got a mustache.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like when did it become that?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It had to be.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
After the seventies, right, because I feel like in the
seventies and the eighties, everything I see people had mustaches
and it was just like accepted, Oh no problem, long
hair mustache.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Then they started doing some bad.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Stuff, right Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
And I know like historically if you were in certain
to the military, you had to grow mustache, like you.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It was the officers.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
At some point I had to grow mustache. If you couldn't, yeah,
I guess you couldn't be an officer then.
Speaker 10 (05:10):
Yeah, I mean November aside the mustache, it's a flavors,
you get things caught in it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's it's gross.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's just uncamp is any different than a beard.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's not different than a beard. It's just gross.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I do. I do have like stuff on the occasionally.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know, it's unsanitary.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I think beers are so sexy.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Good beard, yeah, no, change the guy's face like Drake
before and after the beard.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
If he ever saves again. Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Beer beards on the right people look great, you know.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Good beer on anybody I think looks great. Anybody grow
good beard, that's a totally different.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
The problem though, is that it's got to be really
close to the face beard, kind of really short, stubbly
you want to.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Yeah, I like the ones that are really well kept.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yes, look branded beard.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
But Brandon looks good.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Full beard.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, my boyfriend is Beardy Mcbeerderson and Josh.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Josh always looks when he has a full beard, even
when it looks great with a beard.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, you do lumberjack style too.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
That I'm a. I like it. I'm a fan of it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I find it very like manly and like alpha er.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm a I love him.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, it is kind of cool when you have one right, Like,
I don't even recognize myself and you you.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Are still doing the like rub your beard like a
villain right now.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I know.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I was always afraid of my dad when he grew up.
My dad would grow a beard every once in a
while just to like mess with my mom because she
hated it, and I was afraid of him when I
was a kid. I didn't like the way it looked.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Okay, some little something you gotta talk about in therapy.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
There, Sure, I want to talk about my dad's mustache.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Like, a good beard on a guy is just like
contoured makeup and all the stuff for women.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It just changes face so much as he does.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's crazy too. After you nay, you'll see it. It
looked like you lost ten pounds, like in your face
after you shave your but like, I'm skinnier than.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Usually the beard.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Usually the beard hides the fat face.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Right, So when you shave it, it looks like you've gained
a bit.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
But a lot of times shave it, you look like
a little boy.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Brandon shaved his one day and came out of the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
We hadn't talked about it. I was like, what the
fuck is.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Put that on your face?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yours younger than anything.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Skytti Bee. By the way, it does not hide fat face.
It actually accentuates fat you.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
It gives you more chins man?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Can you talk about November?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Do not participate in no nut?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
But do you know when they first said that this morning,
I thought it meant we just don't eat nuts of.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's like the glory hole, Daniel.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I love your innocence sometimes.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
And then then when Elvis started talking about it, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You at least she didn't go to your kids and
be like, hey, are you guys participating and noticing.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Mom, they would have been.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Like, ma, are you serious? You're so stupid?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Was there There's just a study that came out talking
about how if you don't fat it's unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
After two or three days, you gotta do it.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
My uncle had prostate cancer and he had his prostate
surgery and removed or whatever, and the doctor said, one
of the key ways to avoid having prostate cancer is
to use the hell out of it. You gotta just
crank it out after you have.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
A vasectomy after a certain amount of time. I don't
know what it is. I think they tell you to
every day. You have to make sure you're getting rid
of stuff on the phone.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
He had, Yeah, okay, he must be an expert on this.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Have you ever had.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Have you ever, guys, have you ever had to have
your count tested or anything like that?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I had it. I don't think I ever got the results.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
But do you remember doing it? Because that was one
of the weirdest experiences of my life.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, did you do it in the office? No? I
did it at my parents' house and you had to
race it there.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Right, Wait, your parents?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Why did you do it at your parents' house?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Because they were I was living in New Jersey.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
At the time, okay, and my doctor was on Long Island,
so it needs to get there within a certain amount
of time or it's not a good specimen anymore. And
it wasn't the kind of place where you could do
it in the office. So I had to go to
my old bedroom my parents house and pop in a
VHS tape.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And'd be like, all right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
And I hear my the pots and pants clanging in
the kitchen. I'm like, God, damn it. But you know
I got it done and I was all good.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Can we ask what was on the VHS tape?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh God, I don't remember.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
I'm sure there were mustaches.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Did your parents know why you were coming home?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't remember. Did you did you race house?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Yeah, I ran, get out the way, Mam and Dad Scott.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Stay for dinner, get pulled up.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
If you got pulled over and you told the cop,
I gotta get this to the lamb, I think, oh yeah,
just hold it up to him.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
You should have one of your glove box for oh
my idea. Have a spare of that specimen in your
glove box. When you pulled over, you whip it out.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, you like you haven't ready?
Speaker 10 (10:21):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I have to get this over to the doctor. Doesn't
even have to be real.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Got some right here.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, I'm committing. I'm committed to it. It's gonna be real.
You need to open it and test it. I think
this is fake.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
You know the best thing to do when you get
pulled over is just pushed really hard, ship your pants
and just say I have diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
They always let you go.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You've done this, You've shipped your pan.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
No, but I just think about it.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
He almost shoot his Pantsy the wait? Are we not
allowed to talk about the poop?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
We went from jims in a cup to shitting pants.
I think we're done with the podcast today.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
What you saying?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I think we've reached here.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
The jiffies that this guy was sending me on his
way home the other day almost made me vomit.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
How Sir, I had a really bad stomach ache and
my care Bear.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Cost Okay, we're done.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Care Bear cares, not bear shipping
Speaker 2 (11:14):
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