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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Melie Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That's a great that's a video podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
The last two episodes, you know, he gets killed.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
You don't know all my vibes. You don't even know immaculate,
going to be like, go ahead, go ahead, right there, Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's the fifteen minute morning show podcast. We got a
house full.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We've got Scottie and Master Control over there, High Scotty,
We've got Gandhi. Hello, who has a new podcast idea?
We'll talked about that in a moment. They're scary.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Hello, I have an old podcast idea, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Here's Garrett. Hello, and here's Danielle. And our guest today
sitting in the night chair is Lauren nor in chickens Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You know, Lauren has been a member of our family
for twenty thousand years.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And you don't love the listeners. He used to go
to his presides doctors. Oh god lord, we are who lost?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I love it that I'm not into sports.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't get into these petty, stupid, fucking fights, you guys, now, Penny.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
These eighteen year old boys hold our future in their.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Hands, or usually they have eighteen year old boys in
their hands at Penn States.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You are not wrong. That was kind of good anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So Lauren's visiting, She like, like me, we're only in
the city once or every once in a while, and
so because we live out in this beautiful utopia, but
sometimes utopia is boring.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh god.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So you come into the city on a train and
you're here from nine am until ten pm. Yeah, pretty
much with a husband child at home.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah, but I don't have to deal with bed time
or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So really exciting. You get to be an adult today.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
I get to be myself again because I feel like
when you have a kid, I'm sure Daniell knows your identity,
it doesn't leave you, but it changes, right, it morphs.
And so it felt so good to wait on the
train platform this morning, and I'm like, I'm doing this,
I'm on my own. I can. It just feels really.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You sat with strangers? Yeah, did you catch COVID all
the way in? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Some lady had a time time will tell. Somebody had
a mask on. There was a whole open row next
to me, and she sat down next to me and
I was like, girl, no, and I looked at her
and she got up and moved and.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I was like, thank you a whole open space.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Go there.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Don't you hate that?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Got yesterday to we were in Spirit Halloween and there
was a little girl coughing her brains own. Her mother
wasn't telling her to cover her mouth nothing. So I'm
standing there, she's in front of us. I'm with my
mom and I go, yeah, mom, stand over here because
that kid's coughing their brains out. So the mom looked
at me and moved her kid over. I'm like, I
don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Do people not think I went to the grocery store
the other day and the park you're not empty. I
park here and I'm about to get out and a
car pulls in in the space right next to me.
It's almost so close I can't open my door, You
stupid idiot. I mean, don't people think they don't know?
Speaker 7 (03:23):
It's about what's most convenient for them.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Sorry, no, I think correct me if I'm wrong. You
guys have kids, and I don't. Do you just become
immune to the sounds of the gross things. Yet they do.
Because as someone who doesn't have kids, I hear a
kid coll or sneeze and I'm immediately like, oh you no,
But their parents just carry on about their mouths like
they don't even hear it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, I think people think. I think they don't anticipate. See,
it takes us.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
You have to take it a step further, like, for instance,
the person parking in the lot. They're just going about
their business and then they say, ooh, cars lined up.
I'm gonna park next to that car right there. But
it would take a second thought to be like, I
have this whole open space, let me go over here.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's not a second thought, it's a polite thought. Nobody
would to other people. The same guy scary who walks
through the door unless it slam in your face because
he doesn't like hold it open for you.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That's accidental. And again, if I would see the thing,
my problem is accidental.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
If you're paying attention, then you need to be aware.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
My problem is lack of anticipation. I didn't anticipate you
coming through the door. That's why you have to ask.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Right behind you talking to you.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It takes a second.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
It takes a second thought to say okay and hold
the door.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
But don't you always look behind you to make sure
there's no one coming.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
To what he's saying is he doesn't have a second thought.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But that's what's the problem with a lot of people.
It's like, for.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Instance, when we go into the Lincoln Tunnel every morning, Okay,
I anticipate that you can. Actually it's two lanes going in,
so I can go into the left lane and the
right lange because it's left lane, right lane. But everyone
freaking lines up in the right lane and sits there
in traffic, and I'm zooming past everyon in the left
lane knowing that it curves into the tunnel. With a
two lane situation, it takes the extra brain cells to
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anticipate that you can do that.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Wait, so if you had a kid and it sneezed,
would you notice.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yes, because I have courtesy. The anticipation is the common
courtesy of what.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
I don't know what you're saying, but I assure either
I always but now I always teach my kids to
think about the other person.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, you know, I just I think it's very important.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Like I go pick them up at school and my
little ones like organizing her bag while there's fifteen cars behind.
I'm like, just get in and we'll do it. Down there,
don't make them wait. So I think it's important from
an early age to teach courtesy.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, you know what, there's this thing and I think
some brains, I've read up on this, some brains don't
have the ability to empathize empathy. There are some people
who do not know how to put themselves into other
people's shoes, right, other people's situations. They just cruise on
by as if, oh that person is that person, I
don't have to worry about them. Well, it's not being
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rude all the time, it's just you don't know how
to have an ounce of empathy.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
That's a serial killer thing, right, Yeah, because those who
don't yawn when you yawn, they don't have empathy and
they're serial killers.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Well I think maybe that's an extreme way of looking
at that.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, seriously, look at twelve o'clock.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That's right, watch your backs. You know how many people
today are going to look at people yawning, go, yes, killer, killer, killer.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
But the fact that that mother, like if my kid
is coughing, and I know you have to go get
your Halloween costume, I get it. Have your child stand
next to you, make sure that you're covering their mouth.
This kid was walking around all the people and like
into the air, not giving a ship, you know what
to dude.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
It takes so much effort to actually give a ship,
It really does, because your mind is constantly yes.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Because no, really, I like about out of your mind.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
No, listen, listen, I swear. So if I'm like you
said at Spirit Halloween, and I know I have to
get one particular costume or something, and I'm looking for
that thing, I'm also trying to make sure that my
daughter Sophie isn't running away and running with a stranger.
And but I do try to say, like stay with
me and don't cough and all that kind of stuff.
But it takes so much extra effort to like be
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that good person. It's so much easier just to be
like whatever, do what you want to do. It's so
much easier.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's so much easier just to fart in someone's face
when you're walking by them on an airplane.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But you don't do it. Wait, you don't do that.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
So this is where COVID came from, ye parents, So
we're just trying to find that costume.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, I know, I know, but it's easier not to
give a shit true.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
I give so much on airplanes that I won't fart
because I feel bad for the other people that I
get a stomach ache the whole way.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That's called empathy.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I wish you have that same regard for us. That's good.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I don't do that in there every delicious.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
You also ship your throat like four times a day.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Ship my throat? How do you physically do that?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
That has the grossest, wettest burps ever?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, ship your throat a shirt?
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Yeah, And I walk into the studio and it's just
a are.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You a shirt? I'm oh my god. Just conversations worry
me out. You've heard it, You've heard empathy.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I want everyone to just exercise, just ounce more of empathy,
wondering about what the other person is going through and
sometimes adapting to it.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yesterday I was walking into a grocery store and the
guy in front of me open the door for this
beautiful woman who walked through it. She walked right by,
right by, and he wanted walked into the doors just
closed in my face. I'm like, idiot, you can tell
he was a He was a jackass. Anyway, So I
have to go back and get something out of one
of those little freezer things. So I have the door
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open and he walks around the corner trying to get
by me, and so I'm like, oh, here there is
So I leave it open.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And I start looking around at it. He's a stands
like this.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
He can easily go around over here, but he waits
for me. So I'm thinking, good Payback's hell fucker bit.
I hope he went home feeling awful bou himself.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
That's not empathy you were talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I know exactly what about.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
People when you do hold the door for them that
don't say things.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
I always say you're welcome, You're.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Welcome, which serves me nuts.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
You should. There should be a way you could slam
the door.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I've always learned from you, Elvis, listening to the show
on the revolving doors. Always be the first one to push,
whether it be a male or female. So you started
being empathetic.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Get that rotation going, yeah, because otherwise we're going to
stand in there and not go anywhere. Now, let's say
you go to the airport. You know that they have
those moving walkways. Well, if you're going to just stand
on it and not walk, you lazy baster walk.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's a walk away.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Hold on, you can you can stand on the right side,
and you can't room on the left.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
If you're a lazy, lazy person, stand there.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Those are the rules. At least at least abide by
those rules, right exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I think it's so you can walk faster.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yes, that's why there.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yeah, it's real.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yes, it's like a power walk. Okay, it's a power Look.
If you want to stand the right, let me walk
to the left.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
But people like Lauren, you get on there and just
stand there and go.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
They didn't. Otherwise you would never get to your gate.
You would just be standing and going.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
I'm always on the right side, okay, I know your
bag is your bag with you? Oh no, no, no, no,
it has to be behind me because you have to
leave the left side.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
But you have to.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
I didn't know it was for because there's some of
those places have the today tamplane hangar. The gates is
so long that you know they just got to keep
going going thirty gates.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, see you later. Escalator fast it's called that moving walkway. Escalators.
Same thing, escalator, same thing with escalators, supposed to walk up.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Escalators said, you're not supposed to know what You're not
supposed to walk up them.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
I do no did down them nor down them? Why
when you Okay, have you been at Grand Central Station lately.
There's a massive escalator that goes down to the Long
Island Railroad. When you're running late for a train and
there's two people standing side by side and you can't
get by them and you're gonna miss your train, you
have to run down the escalator.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, well, okay, it is the stand try not being late.
Stand to the right. Don't be like stand to the right.
Let people move to the But they're saying it's so dangerous,
those things will eat you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Have you ever been where an escalator is broken but
you still have to take it and walk it and
you look and it makes me so dizzy, like I'm
to roll down.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Do you guys get nervous at the end of escalators?
Still as an adult like you, like you jump at
the end.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It makes somebody shoe give you one worse. Someone gets
to the bottom of the escalator, they don't know where they're going.
They just stop, so people starting like piling up behind them.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
That's my mom My. Mom stops in front.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Of every get the hell out of the way.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, you gotta keep going. People
are gonna truck you. She'll get out of a revolving
door and stop right there. I'm like, do you know
what's coming on?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Moving on? I think we bitched in moan for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yeah, has been.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
We only bitched in moan for twelve. That's enough. That's
handsome empathy, Scott, right, this is fine, thank you. Much
more fun in the Nate chair than Nate is in
the name.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Well, I would never want to do what he does,
so this is nice to sit here, and then what
does he do?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't know. Had be empathetic to Nate.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, let's all say goodbye.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
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