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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine show, Morning show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We've got Scotty B a hell, and there's Gandhi and
Scary and Garrett and Danielle and straight Nate Hello, and.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Here we go, Here we go. Uh you know on
our show today we did do marry or kill? Can
we can see the wort here?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Can we?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Marry or kill?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
But we did it with guys Nate and Froggy and
Scotty B. But someone sent a text and saying, well,
what about the women? What about Sam, Danielle and Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Who's going first?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
I'm doing Sam. I don't know about you people.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well this is interesting. We're gonna do the women.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
I'm excited. I know it's gonna be terribly I'm sure.
I'm excited.
Speaker 8 (00:55):
Scotty, you go first, Okay, Sam, daniel and Gandhi. That's easy.
I'm gonna kill Gandhi right away. I'm gonna marry Danielle
and I will do Sam.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wow, we're Sam.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Sam's not here to defend herself, Scotty diddo.
Speaker 9 (01:13):
I would kill Gandhi immediately, Like wow, coming from the
guy who everyone else wanted to kill earlier exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She led the charge on that.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, Danielle, I think you would make a fantastic way.
Oh I think that's a nicastic way.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No one doing Danielle. I'm doing Danielle.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, Garrett's gonna do Danielle.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I will marry Gandhi. You're gonna kill I'll kill Sam Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, yeah, Wait a second. But when you marry somebody,
you also get to do them, right, we.
Speaker 10 (01:45):
Discuss marriages, all right, So I want to marry Danielle.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm gonna do Gandhi. I'm gonna kill Sam.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh Sam, don't you think this is unfair?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
She's not here too.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
First of all, she's a vegan.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Don't you think that's she's not in the room to
defend yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
So she's on the table for killing.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Elvis. Did you just hear his reasoning? She's vegan.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
You know, I love her, but sometimes she's up tight.
I spent a lot of time with her.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (02:17):
I love Sam, but in this case, if Sar we're here,
she would kill you first, you know, So.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's a mutual thing, all right, Nate, do Mary kill?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I already said it. Yeah, I'm sure you changed your right.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I would still kill Gandhi.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Immediately, immediately.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I would rip off one of her limbs.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And we didn't ask.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
How, we didn't ask how you to do?
Speaker 10 (02:39):
And very close my turn, I would kill Gandhi, oh
my god, because she would take pleasure in it, and.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I would marry Danielle and I would uh, I would
do sam.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, coming from a gay man, that's really interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, I'm not gonna see. I know I'm safe. I'm
gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Why would you kill Gandhi because Gandhi is just nuts.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Be the one to do guys constantly.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Has a spoon in her back pocket to stir that ship.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, no, Ghandi, I hat did you see what Gandhi
loves to stir the ship?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
She puts those stupid.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Fucking filters on her phone and makes it like a
bunch of mongoloids.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I do that. She'd be fair.
Speaker 12 (03:27):
I never on anyone in this room, and I know things.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Let me tell you for I know for a fact.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I know for a fact that Gandhi, Gandhi is very trustworthy.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I firmly agree with that.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I think it's gonna be funny, though, like when you're
killing her and she puts the filter on your face
as she as you're killing her. Then the last video
is you with those bug eyes killing Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh my gosh, she's a stupid filter.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
If it wasn't for that filter, what's it called, shook
filter filter, we probably like you a little more.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
I can accept the death wishes. I was fully prepared.
I thought it was gonna be all five to be honest, No,
you got me.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You originated the do marry kill. Yeah, it's been around.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
For It has to be a bunch of junk friends
sitting at a bar.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Go all right, Well that's what we call the launch point.
The first thing we talked about as we open.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
We're not finished, No, we're not.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, Oh gosh, Tomorrow's Friday. Very excited for the weekend.
Get to drop the car off for service.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That's exciting.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Big weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You guys, do anything fun this weekend?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I think I want to go see my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh oh, how fun?
Speaker 7 (04:40):
After this conversation, you need somebody to do.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He wants to kill you too.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
He might do this weekend. We're doing it.
Speaker 13 (04:47):
We haven't decided yet, but we have Monday, well might
wind up. We have Monday off, so the kids have
some sports stuff this weekend. They're running in a five
k and stuff. So Sunday into Monday we want to
do a quick getaway weekend. But we can't where to go,
so we we don't know yet, but somewhere.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Upstate New York has just great place.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I was thinking maybe Philly too, kids, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Absolutely do Philly.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, scratch up state, Duke Philly pill up state.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Wanted to fly to l A.
Speaker 11 (05:24):
We're having the iHeart Radio Alter Ego show and the
Chili Peppers are headlining that roll Out Boys going.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
To be there.
Speaker 11 (05:30):
But I'm like, oh my god, I don't know if
you know, if if these flights are going to do
it for me.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
They're really really expensive.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, you know what, it is really expensive. We're planning
our vacation coming out. One of our vacations.
Speaker 14 (05:43):
Drive drive, drive, l Yes, Italy, Elvis, No, you A
the time I get there, I have to drive back.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It takes three days to get there. He's not going
to drive. It's a fun trip. No, but yeah, no,
airfare right now is super expensive.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Crazy, So we're trying to find miles and things off
credit cards.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm looking for hidden miles. All right, I'm bored.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, are you really?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
You already killed the podcast?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Already killed the podcast? I will say that, do the podcast.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
I don't often watch the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcasts
or listen to them, but I watched yesterday's We're fucking hilarious,
Yesterday's Yesterday's serious.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
How hot they were?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
How hot yesterday? In particular, if you didn't watch yesterday's.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Episode of the fifteen Minute Morning Show or listen to it,
do yourself a favor.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
It was NonStop. Left refresh my memory.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
What was it about?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
He just insulted you. He insulted to w W. We
tried people that like monster truck drivers.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
The DMVA talks about going to the DMV I and
he loves going to the DMV because he's the most
attractive person. It's the DMV.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
I went to the d m V yesterday, and Scary
would have been the most attractive. Actually no, you would
have been the most oh thank you.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
No, no, but like it was just like ribbon on Nate,
I love it. It was just it was it had
all all the ingredients yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So Garrett just saw something that I flashed and I
didn't mean to flash it.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, is that the cut you you talked about going
to the hospital for you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Want to see it?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Yeah, that hurts.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You're a gash that is it is a laceration.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I don't like that word gash.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Did you did you walk by something or fall on something?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Much fall fell?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Do you all have pete?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Sorry?
Speaker 13 (07:39):
Do you have places like that You've cut yourself or
whatever and you don't remember until someone points it out,
like I have. I had a precancerous mole on my
back and they had to dig really deep, and so
there's a scar, and I always forget about it. But
there's a picture of me like with you know, like
a low cut top or something.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Go what happened to you? I go, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
And then I.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Realized, oh, ship, there's that scar.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
On my back.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I forgot stabbed. Yeah, I have a scarph when I
was a kid.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah, nobody notices it.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I got a big scar on my my heel that
I grew into. Eventually. I was swimming and then you
know the stairs, like you climb out in the deep end.
I pushed off like between the stairs and I cut
my foot on the bottom of it. So the back
of my foot was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Come on, now, what is it with your scotty scotty
when it comes to blood?
Speaker 8 (08:30):
And I got the visa vagel thing whatever it's called whatever, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
It sounds delicious.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
I just I tell you, I wish so much that
I could give blood because I think I have the
good type. I don't even know what.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Kind it is. But I can't do it.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
I just can't. I want to give blood so badly,
but I can't.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Just don't look what just don't look?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Look?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
No, I could feel.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Yeah, I have similar to Scotti. It's a physical reaction
to giving blood. It's just you get queasy. It's not
out the side of a needle or you feel it's
just afterwards your body goes into this.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Yeah, that's what it's that thing I went I had electric.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
He An interesting text came through Gania Andrew, did you
ever get the potato out of your friend's apartment?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Tell the story?
Speaker 12 (09:25):
Okay, so I don't even know what possessed everybody to
do this, but Andrew, myself and a little group of
our friends left a potato in someone's apartment to see
how long it would take for her to notice that
it was there. Then I found out that if you
leave a potato sitting long enough, it starts to release
noxious gas. And there was a whole Russian family who
died from potato fumes. So I hit the group chat
(09:46):
and I said, guys, I think we need to remove
this potato from.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
The home potatoes.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You'd have to have to I don't.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
I don't know, but I don't want to find out.
Even if it's just a little bit of noxious gas.
I'm not trying to gas our friend. So I said,
let's get rid of the potato. They won't do it.
I'm saying this to the cameras now. They will not
do it. I have been there, it's still there.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's fine, you're you know.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's kind of funny how Gandhi is one of those
brilliant people I know. Sometimes right now, she's convinced one
potato can poison an entire apartment.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
My thing is, I don't know, and it's in a
little cabinet.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
So when she opens this cabinet, it could just be
like like when they exhume those old starcophaguses and then
they open and everyone dies around them.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
No, Josh who's tall and can reach the potato was
there and didn't get it. He just sent me a
picture of it. Oh, Josh is a murderer. Andrew is
a murderer. Nick is murderer. John is a murderer. I'm
just saying, I've even signed in the group text. I'm like,
I think we should you just.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Call your friend and tell her what happened, or tell him.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Look, I can't, I can't do that. It's going to
violate a code.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
The fact that potato death code.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
The fact that this could show up in a court
case as evidence one time is just silly.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
On television, on those this is the defendant.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Cause of death, potato gas.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
I'm actually very disturbed though, that this potato has now
been there for months and she has not found it.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
It doesn't smell, I guess or anything.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Look, you've got a plate of death right there, right here.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
She's trying to kill us.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
I know.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
I just the potato is still there.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So hey, oh, I had a thought.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Where did it go?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Is this it the Beanie Baby show? Okay, yesterday Gandhi
said you got to watch this documentary on HBO max
Is called Beanie Mania.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm like, Okay, I never really got into beanie babies
or whatever, so I'll watch it.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
It.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
But the people who were like serious, serious collectors from
another place, really they were right.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
It was very much suburban moms from Naperville, Illinois.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
They're all nice, you don't get me wrong.
Speaker 12 (11:59):
They seemed fine. They din't really seem like they were
cutthroat about it. But they just got so into it.
I mean they had binders that were like this thick
of spreadsheets of one things were getting released, which stores
had them, which they already had. It got crazy and
they really just stole the joy from so many children
about how this was supposed to go right. The adults
had had to come in and ruin it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's worth a watch, it's easy to watch.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Your kids can watch it whatever. But you know, did
you I know, Daniel, you got into beanie babies, right?
Speaker 13 (12:27):
I didn't collect them. I just had like a little
a couple of them. I wasn't like a crazy person
our front al though. The limo driver he had them
in plastic bags and don't ruin the tags. He had
little plastic covers on the tags.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
He thought they were gonna be worth a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
One down, they say, if your Beanie Baby's tag gets creased,
you know this says tie on it.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
But it made me really think because I like you
guys know, I'm a sneakerhead.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
I love sneakers.
Speaker 12 (12:50):
And they were talking about how it wasn't the Beanie
Baby's actual retail that was the big deal. It was
the secondhand market about them, which is the same as sneakers.
And now it's got me questioning anything about all of
my shoes, like is there really a value or are
people just making this all up?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Like them, I like them, don't worry about the value.
Speaker 14 (13:07):
Yeah, all right, bless you, thank you, have a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We love you, We really do.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
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