October 9, 2023 • 14 mins
This podcast is NSFW! Have you ever read a book that got you excited? Danielle talks about the steamy scenes from Colleen Hoover's book "Ugly Love" and Nate reads a NSFW passage to us.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Here we go, the fifteen minute morning show. We have
one rule today, kids, what's up? Don't funk with the table.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hands off the table. Everyone, hands off the table.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
These are coasters that Gandhi gave me when I got
my new desk built.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Oh yeah, because it was all mice and fancy and
we don't want you putting any ony cups on there.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Exactly, thank you. That's the rule of the day. The
rule of the day is, don't fuck up the table. Anyone.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We've got Scary, We've got Danielle, We've got Froggy, and
there's Gandhi and I see Scotty Bee in the studio
with no personality, so I see straight made and of
course Garrett's here as well.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
There you have it, and Deanna's on the camera. Hid.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
We didn't have coasters grown up. We just had the magazine.
So my dad would be like, hey, throw me a
magazine because he had a sweaty glass. So it coaster
is a common thing in your house.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Magazines If you put a glass on that sweating on
a magazine page and it's on the table. Sometimes the
ring will still go through and it will leave the magazine.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
On the table. You have to scratch it off with
your fingernail.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, we we always knew the magazines that my dad
used because they were like water logged, so you would
have the dried pages that were all crinkly afterwards.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You know, I wouldn't read a crinkly magazine. I hate it.
My magazine has to be beautiful, like it has to
be brand new looking, or I'm not even gonna open
it up.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm with you, Danielle.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I want you to iron that before you bring it in.
I want a nice The reason why if it's crinkly
because of moisture.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What moisture is that?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
That's right, your father said it was from the glass.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I think I still don't understand how condensation works. If
you have a red solo cup and there's liquid inside
of it, how does it get outside of it?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Because it's like cold, it's it's colder on the inside
that it is on the outside of organization.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
But it's plastic. It shouldn't go through it.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It doesn't. It doesn't go through. It's not going it doesn't.
It's a temperature thing. It's not liquid inside the cup,
outside the cup. That's not happening. I don't know, Greg
teeth things, Scotti everything. I'm sorry. I just never understood that.
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'll show them the YouTube video.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'll show them the YouTube. Go look that up or
watch that YouTube video.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You'll sell.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You'll show them on the red So, yeah, is that
why the windows get fogged up when you're driving and
you're all talking and it's a bunch of hot air going.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, that's different.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's actual liquid coming through the pores of the glass.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are you serious and scary? You're not kidding us, are you?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I have a problem in my in my new car
with with with defrosting. It's all a sudden we're talking,
had a conversation and the windows fog up, and I'm like,
I have to roll down the windows and to let
the air out.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Gandhi, gandhi, you share the science with it. What this
is all about. I don't understand why they don't get this.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
This is because we're.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Full of cars, because there's so much hot air in
such a tiny little space. When we're all talking to
you and it's and it's.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Cold outside condensation, is it not?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I guess wait, wait a minute, it happened in the
car yesterday when I was just listening to my audible
and it was happening.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So why isn't it was just me and the car
because your mouth breather? What were you listen to?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Yeah, it was that book.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Hold on, it's by Colleen Hoover. Hold On, It's called
Ugly Love. And there are some there are there are
some bump and uglies.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So wait, you were listening to some scandalous, scandalous book,
and therefore you were breathing harder than usual. Condensation was
forming inside the car. That's warmer on the inside than
it is.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It is it called book porn. Thing's not bookborn. It's
Colleen Hoover.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She's great.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sounds like it sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I've never read a joke. I've never read a sex
scene in a book. I know that it gets very descriptive,
but is it really intense?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We talk about like purple headed warriors and stuff like that.
Don't in this one.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No meaning like I've never You know me, I don't
read a whole lot of books, but I know some
of these romance novels get really steamy.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Time out, time out, scary. You don't read a whole
lot of books, and was the last time.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You read here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
The last last time you did a push up was
when he read a book. Here's the thing about reading,
reading about you know sexy times. You fill in the
blanks with the theater of the mind, so you can
picture what you want them to look like in your
mind when you're reading. I think that's much hotter than
watching a born think when.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You read a sex scene is the only time the
word loin is ever actually used? Yeah, I don't think
you would use that in conversation. I've read a lot
of things about burning loins, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Do they say lust a lot?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yes, lust has been said.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The word loin should only be in a barber in
a butcher shop, burning loins.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I'm believing an excerpt right now. Uh, book just said
just a random book?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Was fabio on the cover?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I think so those books my grandmother and my aunt.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Used to read.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Louise Jensen was neither shallow nor vacuous, although she definitely
fulfilled his well endowed requirements. Because though she might be,
Javien still wanted her still.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Stop stop there, Okay, stop there. Now, what was her name? Uh,
Louise Jensen.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Okay, let's think in on my mind. Who what does
Louise Jensen look like? Don't don't go to her cavernous
area quite yet?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
A suburban housewife.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I was thinking, like a grandmama.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Louise sounds like a grandma. Yeah, okay, I'm an
older in her fifties or sixties. Maybe I'm going to see.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Uh, I'm going to say, like in mid forties, divorced.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Uh no, no kids? No kids? Oh here, mid forties?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Do you have any friends named Louise good point sixties?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Wait, we all have a friend named Louise. How old
is she?
Speaker 10 (06:22):
Elvis, She's not old at all? Okay, but anyway, moving on, okay,
so okay, So Louise is in her mid forties according
to Nate, and she's neither cavernous or shallow.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It was, she's neither shallow nor vacuous. That's vacuous, vacuous massive. Okay, sorry,
she can she can accept his endowment? Yeah, so what
does that mean?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Stretchable?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wow, she can hold his wiener?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
So she wait does she not? Because I'm wondering if
she's had kids, she probably could hold out wiener better
because it would be maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, that would make her vacuous. Do you think so?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Wait, hold on, Scar, are you Mom's plaining to Danielle.
It sounds like I don't know what is vacuous. Sound
like a vacuum, like a dyson.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I think vacuous means large, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Big and empty? I think large and empty.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh, continue, he says, having or showing lack of thought
or intelligence.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's well, I don't think that applies in this case.
Go ahead, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Louise's laugh was louder than everyone else's, and every time
he heard it, which admittedly hadn't been that often, he
experienced a jolt of lust.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Wait what do you mean everyone? There's people watching. Apparently
this is a party. It was a party. It's getting better.
Hang on.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
He stood out amongst all these preening peacocks. He could
feel They're curious, sideways glances, taking in the tattoo visible
on the side of his neck, the ones broken nose,
the fact that even though his tuxedo was tough, but
the line it's still felt like a monkey suit. He
rolled his shoulders in an attempt to loosen the tens
that nodded them and then decided to.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Hell with it.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Six was the easiest and simplest solution, best way to relax,
hands down.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, well no, wait, back up.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
But she was talking about how she was not shallow
enough or vacuous enough to not be able to accept
his crazy endowment. But he's wearing a tuxedo and there
are other people watching.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I think this is the start of it. Hang on,
let me see you jump in halfway through and.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I took it that he got excited over the fact
that she was laughing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
So he's into laughing, which is weird. What's the name
of this book, the hottest hell romance chapter that will
basically give you the big Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I just googled. I'm sorry, no, anyone, no, no, It's
from Harlequin's new Forbidden series. Oh, I mean almost. Have
you ever read a book and gotten a woody before? Yes? Yeah, yes,
I think I have to.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
A lot of people were loving Fifty Shades of Gray. Personally,
I found that book very creepy, the entire series very creepy.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I agree with you. People.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
After a while it got repetitives. It was like, okay,
this again, I'm tired just reading.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
It's not what you're reading, it's how your mind is
interpreted that will make you excited.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Is Penthouse Letters the same thing?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Stop?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
If you have an audible, you can get some of
the Forbidden series and they can read it to you.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Is it true that there are differences between men and
women and how they interpret like women are Actually they
actually can paint the picture better on their canvas in
their head.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Why are you asking that? Because you know that's that's
kind of a proven thing. I'm actually getting turned on
scrolling through this.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
I've painted pictures frog. You remember when we were kids
Penthouse Letters.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That was great. We would paint that picture without any pictures.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Oh no, yeah, Penthouse Letters was really dirty, but it
was straight to the who cares?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Just like that. That show used to be able one
hundred loved.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
People would call in and talk about how they were
having sex so hard last night, they broke their penis whatever,
and we were all thinking, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
This is a made up story. And then doctor Judy would.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Say, well, even if it is made up, it's possible
it could be happening to someone else, so let them go.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
That was That was a fun show, frozen hot dog
stuck up your butt in the emergency room.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Oh we should bring that back.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh is it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Why you missed the show that day?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, okay, I found I found the park. You ready?
I don't think I can read this?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Jealous. His hands trailed down my sides, curving over my
hips and then hooking on, hooking under me to bring
my legs out so that I was flat on my
back and my legs were hanging off the bed. He slips,
He slowly slid my panties down as he left.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Chuckle, what chuckle?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
You do? You normally forget the day of the week
and to check you check your underwear to be certain.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Guess she puts her name day of the week underwork.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Shut up and get undressed. He was grinning as he
pulled back, and I propped myself up on my elbows,
ready for the show. I didn't dare blink for fear
that I might miss something. As he towed off his
boots and then pulled his T shirt over his head.
Holy hell, was he built?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I knew the man was in shape, but this should
be illegal. Even can you look this? He even had
that perfectly foreigned v that slightly showed above the whist.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
This isn't.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Trying to get my hands on it. The swimmer's button,
the top button of his Levi buttonfly jeans.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I held my breath.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Was he a boxer or a brief sky or maybe
a boxer? The plate? Please, for the love of God,
just no tidy White's. When the last button was undone
and he slid his jeans off, I felt like I
(12:04):
should do penitence because the man was commando and his.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Words, my lord, was it huge? Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Now what if she had said and he pulled his
pants down in ohache.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Also all depends on how you read it. You know,
I mean, you're reading it kind of sensual.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You want me to read it like a fucking clown.
That's what I'm saying. If you read it like a clown.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
It wouldn't his nightstand and pulled out a condom packet like.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Which I'm gonna give it to guy. I want to
hear Gandhi in the voice of Minus Cyrus. Pick up,
pick up where the highlight we love By the way.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
He opened his night stand and pulled out a condom packet.
We had humors raising up and down my spine and
ghost pimple is tangling all over my skin next to
my hand. And then she had a one name with
towy my legs. Ye, I bucked, pushing my hips up
to deepen his touch. Everything, his touch, he smell, his
passion was overwhelming, and it got me.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Someone's into this.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Someone's into this.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Not in the style of like a cartoonist.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Well, yeah, can you do the creepy old guys?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah? Oh god, this is gonna be awful. Herb is great.
Start with the size of his dead say.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I wrapped my hand around, just stroked him a few times.
But then he was hooking an I'm on to my
knee and lifting my legs so that I was open.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
To Okay, okay, oh wait, hang on, here's a good sentence.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
We have to we have to end this. I think
we've gone too far as it is. We can't have
one almost sentence, just one. I was ready to.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Do Charlie in the bott that said, let's do as
they say, leave him wanting more.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
People'll just end it right now. What do you say
he'll do it?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh my god, we gotta go by nice no I
Speaker 1 (14:20):
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Here we go, the fifteen minute morning show. We have
one rule today, kids, what's up? Don't funk with the table.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hands off the table. Everyone, hands off the table.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
These are coasters that Gandhi gave me when I got
my new desk built.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Oh yeah, because it was all mice and fancy and
we don't want you putting any ony cups on there.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Exactly, thank you. That's the rule of the day. The
rule of the day is, don't fuck up the table. Anyone.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We've got Scary, We've got Danielle, We've got Froggy, and
there's Gandhi and I see Scotty Bee in the studio
with no personality, so I see straight made and of
course Garrett's here as well.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
There you have it, and Deanna's on the camera. Hid.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
We didn't have coasters grown up. We just had the magazine.
So my dad would be like, hey, throw me a
magazine because he had a sweaty glass. So it coaster
is a common thing in your house.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Magazines If you put a glass on that sweating on
a magazine page and it's on the table. Sometimes the
ring will still go through and it will leave the magazine.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
On the table. You have to scratch it off with
your fingernail.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, we we always knew the magazines that my dad
used because they were like water logged, so you would
have the dried pages that were all crinkly afterwards.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You know, I wouldn't read a crinkly magazine. I hate it.
My magazine has to be beautiful, like it has to
be brand new looking, or I'm not even gonna open
it up.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm with you, Danielle.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I want you to iron that before you bring it in.
I want a nice The reason why if it's crinkly
because of moisture.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What moisture is that?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
That's right, your father said it was from the glass.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I think I still don't understand how condensation works. If
you have a red solo cup and there's liquid inside
of it, how does it get outside of it?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Because it's like cold, it's it's colder on the inside
that it is on the outside of organization.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
But it's plastic. It shouldn't go through it.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It doesn't. It doesn't go through. It's not going it doesn't.
It's a temperature thing. It's not liquid inside the cup,
outside the cup. That's not happening. I don't know, Greg
teeth things, Scotti everything. I'm sorry. I just never understood that.
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'll show them the YouTube video.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'll show them the YouTube. Go look that up or
watch that YouTube video.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You'll sell.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You'll show them on the red So, yeah, is that
why the windows get fogged up when you're driving and
you're all talking and it's a bunch of hot air going.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, that's different.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's actual liquid coming through the pores of the glass.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are you serious and scary? You're not kidding us, are you?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I have a problem in my in my new car
with with with defrosting. It's all a sudden we're talking,
had a conversation and the windows fog up, and I'm like,
I have to roll down the windows and to let
the air out.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Gandhi, gandhi, you share the science with it. What this
is all about. I don't understand why they don't get this.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
This is because we're.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Full of cars, because there's so much hot air in
such a tiny little space. When we're all talking to
you and it's and it's.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Cold outside condensation, is it not?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I guess wait, wait a minute, it happened in the
car yesterday when I was just listening to my audible
and it was happening.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So why isn't it was just me and the car
because your mouth breather? What were you listen to?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Yeah, it was that book.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Hold on, it's by Colleen Hoover. Hold On, It's called
Ugly Love. And there are some there are there are
some bump and uglies.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So wait, you were listening to some scandalous, scandalous book,
and therefore you were breathing harder than usual. Condensation was
forming inside the car. That's warmer on the inside than
it is.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It is it called book porn. Thing's not bookborn. It's
Colleen Hoover.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She's great.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sounds like it sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I've never read a joke. I've never read a sex
scene in a book. I know that it gets very descriptive,
but is it really intense?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We talk about like purple headed warriors and stuff like that.
Don't in this one.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No meaning like I've never You know me, I don't
read a whole lot of books, but I know some
of these romance novels get really steamy.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Time out, time out, scary. You don't read a whole
lot of books, and was the last time.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You read here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
The last last time you did a push up was
when he read a book. Here's the thing about reading,
reading about you know sexy times. You fill in the
blanks with the theater of the mind, so you can
picture what you want them to look like in your
mind when you're reading. I think that's much hotter than
watching a born think when.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You read a sex scene is the only time the
word loin is ever actually used? Yeah, I don't think
you would use that in conversation. I've read a lot
of things about burning loins, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Do they say lust a lot?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yes, lust has been said.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The word loin should only be in a barber in
a butcher shop, burning loins.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I'm believing an excerpt right now. Uh, book just said
just a random book?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Was fabio on the cover?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I think so those books my grandmother and my aunt.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Used to read.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Louise Jensen was neither shallow nor vacuous, although she definitely
fulfilled his well endowed requirements. Because though she might be,
Javien still wanted her still.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Stop stop there, Okay, stop there. Now, what was her name? Uh,
Louise Jensen.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Okay, let's think in on my mind. Who what does
Louise Jensen look like? Don't don't go to her cavernous
area quite yet?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
A suburban housewife.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I was thinking, like a grandmama.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Louise sounds like a grandma. Yeah, okay, I'm an
older in her fifties or sixties. Maybe I'm going to see.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Uh, I'm going to say, like in mid forties, divorced.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Uh no, no kids? No kids? Oh here, mid forties?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Do you have any friends named Louise good point sixties?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Wait, we all have a friend named Louise. How old
is she?
Speaker 10 (06:22):
Elvis, She's not old at all? Okay, but anyway, moving on, okay,
so okay, So Louise is in her mid forties according
to Nate, and she's neither cavernous or shallow.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It was, she's neither shallow nor vacuous. That's vacuous, vacuous massive. Okay, sorry,
she can she can accept his endowment? Yeah, so what
does that mean?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Stretchable?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wow, she can hold his wiener?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
So she wait does she not? Because I'm wondering if
she's had kids, she probably could hold out wiener better
because it would be maybe.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, that would make her vacuous. Do you think so?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Wait, hold on, Scar, are you Mom's plaining to Danielle.
It sounds like I don't know what is vacuous. Sound
like a vacuum, like a dyson.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I think vacuous means large, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Big and empty? I think large and empty.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh, continue, he says, having or showing lack of thought
or intelligence.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's well, I don't think that applies in this case.
Go ahead, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Louise's laugh was louder than everyone else's, and every time
he heard it, which admittedly hadn't been that often, he
experienced a jolt of lust.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Wait what do you mean everyone? There's people watching. Apparently
this is a party. It was a party. It's getting better.
Hang on.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
He stood out amongst all these preening peacocks. He could
feel They're curious, sideways glances, taking in the tattoo visible
on the side of his neck, the ones broken nose,
the fact that even though his tuxedo was tough, but
the line it's still felt like a monkey suit. He
rolled his shoulders in an attempt to loosen the tens
that nodded them and then decided to.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Hell with it.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Six was the easiest and simplest solution, best way to relax,
hands down.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, well no, wait, back up.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
But she was talking about how she was not shallow
enough or vacuous enough to not be able to accept
his crazy endowment. But he's wearing a tuxedo and there
are other people watching.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I think this is the start of it. Hang on,
let me see you jump in halfway through and.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I took it that he got excited over the fact
that she was laughing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
So he's into laughing, which is weird. What's the name
of this book, the hottest hell romance chapter that will
basically give you the big Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I just googled. I'm sorry, no, anyone, no, no, It's
from Harlequin's new Forbidden series. Oh, I mean almost. Have
you ever read a book and gotten a woody before? Yes? Yeah, yes,
I think I have to.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
A lot of people were loving Fifty Shades of Gray. Personally,
I found that book very creepy, the entire series very creepy.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I agree with you. People.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
After a while it got repetitives. It was like, okay,
this again, I'm tired just reading.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
It's not what you're reading, it's how your mind is
interpreted that will make you excited.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Is Penthouse Letters the same thing?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Stop?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
If you have an audible, you can get some of
the Forbidden series and they can read it to you.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Is it true that there are differences between men and
women and how they interpret like women are Actually they
actually can paint the picture better on their canvas in
their head.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Why are you asking that? Because you know that's that's
kind of a proven thing. I'm actually getting turned on
scrolling through this.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
I've painted pictures frog. You remember when we were kids
Penthouse Letters.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That was great. We would paint that picture without any pictures.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Oh no, yeah, Penthouse Letters was really dirty, but it
was straight to the who cares?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Just like that. That show used to be able one
hundred loved.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
People would call in and talk about how they were
having sex so hard last night, they broke their penis whatever,
and we were all thinking, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
This is a made up story. And then doctor Judy would.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Say, well, even if it is made up, it's possible
it could be happening to someone else, so let them go.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
That was That was a fun show, frozen hot dog
stuck up your butt in the emergency room.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Oh we should bring that back.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh is it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Why you missed the show that day?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, okay, I found I found the park. You ready?
I don't think I can read this?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Jealous. His hands trailed down my sides, curving over my
hips and then hooking on, hooking under me to bring
my legs out so that I was flat on my
back and my legs were hanging off the bed. He slips,
He slowly slid my panties down as he left.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Chuckle, what chuckle?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
You do? You normally forget the day of the week
and to check you check your underwear to be certain.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Guess she puts her name day of the week underwork.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Shut up and get undressed. He was grinning as he
pulled back, and I propped myself up on my elbows,
ready for the show. I didn't dare blink for fear
that I might miss something. As he towed off his
boots and then pulled his T shirt over his head.
Holy hell, was he built?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I knew the man was in shape, but this should
be illegal. Even can you look this? He even had
that perfectly foreigned v that slightly showed above the whist.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
This isn't.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Trying to get my hands on it. The swimmer's button,
the top button of his Levi buttonfly jeans.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I held my breath.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Was he a boxer or a brief sky or maybe
a boxer? The plate? Please, for the love of God,
just no tidy White's. When the last button was undone
and he slid his jeans off, I felt like I
(12:04):
should do penitence because the man was commando and his.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Words, my lord, was it huge? Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Now what if she had said and he pulled his
pants down in ohache.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Also all depends on how you read it. You know,
I mean, you're reading it kind of sensual.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You want me to read it like a fucking clown.
That's what I'm saying. If you read it like a clown.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
It wouldn't his nightstand and pulled out a condom packet like.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Which I'm gonna give it to guy. I want to
hear Gandhi in the voice of Minus Cyrus. Pick up,
pick up where the highlight we love By the way.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
He opened his night stand and pulled out a condom packet.
We had humors raising up and down my spine and
ghost pimple is tangling all over my skin next to
my hand. And then she had a one name with
towy my legs. Ye, I bucked, pushing my hips up
to deepen his touch. Everything, his touch, he smell, his
passion was overwhelming, and it got me.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Someone's into this.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Someone's into this.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Not in the style of like a cartoonist.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Well, yeah, can you do the creepy old guys?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah? Oh god, this is gonna be awful. Herb is great.
Start with the size of his dead say.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I wrapped my hand around, just stroked him a few times.
But then he was hooking an I'm on to my
knee and lifting my legs so that I was open.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
To Okay, okay, oh wait, hang on, here's a good sentence.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
We have to we have to end this. I think
we've gone too far as it is. We can't have
one almost sentence, just one. I was ready to.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Do Charlie in the bott that said, let's do as
they say, leave him wanting more.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
People'll just end it right now. What do you say
he'll do it?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh my god, we gotta go by nice no I
Speaker 1 (14:20):
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