October 5, 2023 • 16 mins
Scotty B's dad once went Facebook Live shirtless reading a book in bed! Do your parents struggle with technology?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Farm the meling shell.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Are you doing in there in the Farmland Creamery? I
think it's no, that's what Penn State has a creamery
where they have milks.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
And and Penn State's known for some other things.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Nate, moving on, it's the Farmland Fresh Dairy. Actually, we're
gonna go visit their their whole plant in Pennsylvania. Who's
Who's we? Andrew?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
And I know Andrew will be too busy.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Right, You're right, We're trying to find a day that's
good for both of us.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So you're growing where the cows are.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
I don't know if it's where the cows are. If
it's just a big facility where they, you know, bottle everything.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I would think it's adjacent to the cows. Don't you
need the milk close to the you would?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Or are they truck it there? I don't know. We're
gonna figure it a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What's up you're gonna milk cow?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I would like to, you know, I was telling Andrew
yesterday I milked a fake cow that's just close out
of every I milked some rubber utters one time.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That was it.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
At questions, can you explain where was that.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
It was the fair. At the fair, there was like
this setup and there was like a wooden like sawhorse
and like just utters hanging under it, and you would.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Just pull on them like your dream.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Did you suckle on those teeths?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
No, I did. Nothing came out of it. You just
pull on them.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
It sounds utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Are doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Home from the Farmland Creamery to the DeLong Morning show studio.
We are here, see, I mean before we had my
cappuccino playing that game. I mean, I love milk. I
love all A sponsor.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Mentioned, oh, you're the only one to plays that game.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I love all sorts of milk. So thank you for the.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Fridge is full. Take some home because they're gonna be
gone for it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I got a question yesterday you came around you offered
me buttermilk. Well, how would I would I use that
in eggs?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I mean cooking? You would just drink buttermilk. I mean,
I'm sure you know what. I'm sure the people that do.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Old people, I hate to say it.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Really old people, they actually drink it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
My dad, will you know, every once in a while
I'll get buttermilk for baking. It's in like a lot
of different that's a sour taste, right, yes, And my
Dad's like, save me some buttermilk.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm like, you're gonna drink this ship.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
It's got a soury we shall taste it right now.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Can you bring it in here? Can we smell it?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I drink but pop my pants all day long. I
can't drink regular milk.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Like the windshield because you know, I'm trying to have
a good relationship with these people, and you guys will
probably crap all over it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So no, no, I heard a great fluffy omelet is buttermilk.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Think you cook with it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I just didn't you bake with it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And I will say the Farmland Dairy chocolate milk is
some of the best I have ever had.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All of their stuff is really very good.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Is that what you guys were drinking this morning?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But Scotty was because it's limited supply. So Scotty was
sneaking cups because if he found out that we were,
you know, if if it got word got out on
the floor, we had chocolate milk here would be gone
in ten seconds.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
The vulture would come. Yeah, anyway, So we didn't get
breakfast this morning. Can we talk about that?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Where does the food go?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
All of us huffed cookies in our mouths because we
were so long.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I kind of want to open the industrial sized can
of corn on Elvis's desk and just spoon it out.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Here's what sucked.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So dramatic about.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Rationing chocolate milk.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I gotta say, first world problems, and we are entitled
to them.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You are entitled to first world problems.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You could set your whole day on fire just by
not having breakfast or getting bad breakfast, like when they
burn my omelets.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I don't think your entire day will be ruined.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
We've had no nourishment, Yes, it's ruined.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
And if it is ruined by a burnt omelet, you
guys have no.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Breakfast, it's ruined by lack of nourishment today.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay, you have a banana.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I ate the banana. That wasn't enough.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
And you're not sitting behind cereal either, right, and.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I could eat cereal.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Did you have any cookies?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I did not, And it does, by the way, the fault,
the blame does not fall squarely on the place. In fact,
they did the food an hour and a half ago,
two hours ago at this point, but just the driver
is that's where the breakdown was.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
There was no communication And at this point did you
mention the fact that we probably shouldn't eat the food
that way? It's hours?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Do you think that there is some people that sign
up for delivery services, work for a little while and
then just do it so they could steal crap and
get out.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
But you can only get away with it for so
long though.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Right like this guy. This guy apparently picked up a
bunch he added a bunch of deliveries to ours, picked
them all up and didn't deliver any of them. No them, Yeah,
that's what the lady said on them.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Did he get an accident or something.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
That we wouldn't have gotten our food?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
We're blaming the guy, thinking you stew the food though,
I get what Scotty was saying.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
What you hope he got it?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
He's fine. We see him moving on the map.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Is he moving around the city.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, he's got a burner phone anyway, we can't get
in touch with him. Is he still moving? I don't know.
You gotta ask Andrew's got the app?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love this? Wait, didn't you? Oh no, you did instacart. Yeah, like,
don't you know about this kind of stuff?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I mean I do it. Look, I could get a
really big order and just steal it all and never
work again.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Did you do that? Is that why you're not doing
it anymore?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
No? No, I'm not doing it anymore because the orders
just aren't there. They want to pay you like seven
dollars to get fifty items and drive thirty miles. It's
it's not like it was during COVIDF you.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Ever slip something in there for yourself.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You can't. No, you can't because it keeps track of everything.
He can't do it.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I once had somebody like take all my water, all
my like toilet paper, paper towels, and just leave the
other stuff, and it said that it was all purchased.
She just decided that she needed all that stuff, and
then I didn't need it as much as she.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
You know, it was probably her last day working for them.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Definitely. How does it risk it all over?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
It wouldn't be toilet paper, Like which grocery item to be?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Like?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
This is it?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
So let mignon?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Maybe some lobster?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Yeah, I don't know, laundry detergents getting parsy scoutty.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
How does it work though, Like when with those orders
like had do you pay on your card and get
paid back or nope?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I have an Insta cart Master card.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Okay, so they send it to you.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, I have this. See so you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Could just max that sucker out. No you can't.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
You can because it's a signed to the order as
you get it. It doesn't work like that, okay. And
there was no number on the front. Don't worry, nobody's
saw him.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I paid thirty three thousand dollars for flowers.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Those are some nice looking flowers though. Was this a
place at Houston in sixth Avenue?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, I used to live right two blocks, did you.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, well they're doing well now, but you know, because
of that, I ended up getting them for free.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So I kind of feel bad, but not really because
like thirty.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Three thousand, Yeah, you got that old man fired.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Listen, that old man charged me thirty three thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
That's a lot of zero's, like exactly.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Garrett was witness. He was with me when it happened.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Did your card even have that kind of limit like
mine wouldn't even gone through?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It does, well, you know, yours have. The limit is
always a charge card, though, what is it?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't know what the difference.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
They could charge card, you could put any well, it's
an American Express.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Okay, So there's no limit on a charge card. You
can put whatever that I mean, you can crank it
up to a million dollars.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I thought that you have a limit on your charge.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
You could set it.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Credit card and charge card.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Credit card and charge card are two different.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Explain the difference. What's the difference? I think I'm in
fifth grade and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
You explain, yes, Well, I mean a credit card you
have a line of credit, so you can only use
a certain amount. A charge card is pretty much unlimited.
They give that to you because they know that you
can pay for it. Like a lot of American Express cards,
the black ones and stuff, there's no limit on them.
You just pay buy. What the hell you.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Learn something?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
They put a limit on your your credit My credit
card is a limit.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
When you said, I'm like ship, you.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Know, by the way, like I feel bad because like
old older people and some technologies don't really mix, like
the credit card machine and the old man. Do you
know that, my dad? I know, I just have to say.
My dad, he's a courts stenographer and the company that
he's doing work for needed a copy of his license.
He's been trying to send them a PDF file since July.
(08:09):
He has no idea.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
So I finally got on the phone with the woman yesterday.
She's like, can you please, can you just send me
this as a PDF. I'm like, yeah, no problem, and
I sent it and all was well. It took him.
He was unable. I feel really bad because he's like,
what's a PDF? He was just taking pictures of it
and sending her a picture through his phone and she's like, no.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
But he enjoys buttermilk though, I bet he does.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yes, my dad still calls email a message on the computer.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Do you know what I found out for my dad
the other day? So he I think he lives an
alternate life. Oh no, and he loves to lead comments
under YouTube videos about all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, he's that guy.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
He's that guy.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
He's the guy in the throat, who the fuck is
commenting on a news story?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
My dad?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
That is him.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
He tells me the other day that he believes he's
Shadow band now because I was astounded that he even knew.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
What a shadow band was.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
But two, I said, Dad, what kind of comments are
you leaving that are gonna get your shadow band? I
know exactly what he's leaving. He's like, well, I used
to get all these responses. People would write back to
the things that I would say, and we would, you know,
have debates all day.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
So he's that a whole.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Definitely leaving some incendiary comments whatever. He's like, I don't
nobody responds anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I was like, you probably have like blocked. And I'm like, Dad,
what kind of comments are you leaving? Just tell me
what they are? And I can, you know, help you out.
I said, sometimes.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Words will get you taken away, you know, topics whatever.
And he's like, no, I don't want to talk to
you about this anymore. I just wanted you to know
I think I'm shadow band. I said, Oh my god,
technology in your hands is terrifying.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
It is my father.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
With great power comes great you know.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
We always like when for all us people in your
thirties or forties or however old, when the Internet first
became super popular, everyone was so worried about children and
how are kids gonna handle the Internet? And kids seem
to be able to navigate just fine. You don't worry
about the old people, and the old people are the
ones getting scammed, getting shadow banned.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Apparently, like everything bad is not everything. A lot of
bad things are happening.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
With the older people that no one worried about because
you're like, oh, you'll figure it out, right.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And some of these kids are behind the scams like
take down of MGM in ten minutes when they took.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Down like all their properties.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
You know, yeah, I'll never forget that. One time my
dad was Facebook live from his bed with no shirt on,
reading a book like that, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Why? Why?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Here's the first that I enjoyed Dad, Like, this was
years ago.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
He had no idea. He was also the guy that
would like I would post a picture and then he
would write, dear Scott, hope you had a nice day today.
I love Dad. I'm like Dad, it's not my dad, doesn't.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
My dad used to do that on all my text messages.
He'd write Danny and then he'd write the whole thing
and then he loved Dad and I'm like Dad, it's.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
On my phone.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
He comes up as Dad like you don't have to
sign and loved Dad. He's like, oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Just in case they want you it out.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Didn't record the video of Dick reading the book.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh it was years ago. I don't know. It might
still be on his page somewhere. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
It's so funny when you FaceTime with your parents and
they're so close to the screen you see up their notes.
Oh mom, Mom, I see everything up your nose.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I was trying to help my mom log into Netflix,
which is like maybe the bane of my existence because
I don't know why she keeps logging out. I don't
know how she knows how to log out, but I
was trying to help her do it, and I'm like, Mom,
just hold the phone up to the TV so I
can see what it is that you're doing.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
She'd turn it the other way and I was like, nope,
just hit that little camera button that flips it. She'd
flip the camera and turn it around. You're killing me, man,
you are killing me. But I still think my favorite
Facebook thing is when people type into the search bar
or into your status bar what they're trying to search,
and it's always like a person's name.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
So last week when I wasn't feeling well and I
didn't work that one morning, I texted my dad because
he usually comes over in the morning to help me
out with the girls. And uh so I texted him,
I'm like, hey, you don't have to come over this morning.
I'm feeling sick and I'm not going to work. So
somehow he texted me back a conglomerate of four text
messages that I had sent him the day before, no
idea altogether in one thing. And then he wrote forget this,
(12:14):
and I said, I figured, and then he still showed
up at my house and then and then and then
he wrote bloop moon coop bop. I don't I don't
understand how they butt, how they butt text and they
my mom.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yesterday, I was on the way home and my dad,
my dad calls me in the car and I'm like, hey,
what's up, Dad?
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Butt?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Diyle hang up on him, and I said.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I turned to Andrew as I'm driving, I'm like, I
give it about a minute, he's gonna call back again.
Sure enough, the phone rings, what's up Dad?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm like, hell, I swear to God, it happened no
less than two more times after that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
More times because once one.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Butt dial, now you're the top number and now on
a roll, and now it's like call call.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I feel like the only way that could happen is
if you don't have your phone locked, you know, Like
my mom doesn't lock her phone because she doesn't know
how to unlock it, so she just leaves it unlocked
all the time. And that's I guess that's how that happened.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
So cute though they really are with the butte you know,
that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
So because it requires like skin to touch the screen,
So your dad must have had a hole in his
pants and not been wearing underwear, but she your name.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's very happened four times on the way home yesterday,
and I was like, and it's always my dad. The
butt doll always comes from my father.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
My sister and puts us all on a group text.
So we have this group chext every day and world chatting.
And then my mom doesn't reply and I go, MA,
didn't you see that text? I didn't realize it was
for me. I thought it was for everyone else. I go, Mom,
if you can see it, then you're supposed to read it,
I am. I'm like, yeah, because it's for all of us.
That's why she was She wouldn't put you on it.
(14:00):
If you want you to see it, Oh, I'll go
back and we play.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know, today's lesson for our parents should be undue.
Send Scotty, teach your dad how to forget Kenny.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
He doesn't even know how to regular send.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
They can send a bubble with nothing in it.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
I don't even know how to.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Because they hit the space bar and then hits that.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
If you do want to have fun with your parents
in group chats, though, and they ask you how to
get out of a group chat, just tell them to
type the word leave into the group chat and see
what happens.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
But you know, like I laugh at them all the time,
and then I stop and think, man, they taught.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Me how to use a fork. Yeah, they used to
wipe my ass.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
And here I am like clowning you because you don't
know how to use this stupid technology that did not exist.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
For the majority of your life. Like I'll try to
be nicer.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
That's going to be us when we're eighty, trust me,
so enjoy it now.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But it'll be a different technology because we we've mastered
this one. So it would have to be something that
hasn't been invented.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
It'll be like a hologram of my dick because I.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Dad get on Facebook again.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We will grow old with these skills of knowing how
to use this stuff, but it'll be it'll be the
next thing, like a hologram or something else.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
But the thing is, though this stuff came out during
our lifetime, but it also came out during their lifetime.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
How come they weren't able to grasp so much more
slowly as you get older.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I guess yeah, And I think they probably didn't realize
it was going to take on the life that it did,
and they thought, I don't need this ship.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
I'm not gonna right.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I don't think that. I don't think they went from
the flip phone to the smartphone as fast as we
all did.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah, I still has a flip phone. I was soti
pissed when he came home with that because his other
one broke. So I was like, finally you're gonna get
a smartphone and it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
He came home with a flip phone. I said, where
the did you get that?
Speaker 7 (15:49):
He was like, well, I told the guy that I
wanted a flip phone, and he said, sir, I have
something for you in the back.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I was like, give me that guy's name.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
I'm like, good over there and get you a better phone.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
He said, No, I love this thing.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You're parents press the screen on a smartphone like they're
launching a nuclear missile.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Yes, but far away though, because they can't see it.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Are we done?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Did we?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
In fifteen minutes?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
We're at sixteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Means short podcast next week bitched?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh no, really short?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Hallo Grand Dicks for everybody, Hollo
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Nicks The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Farm the meling shell.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Are you doing in there in the Farmland Creamery? I
think it's no, that's what Penn State has a creamery
where they have milks.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
And and Penn State's known for some other things.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Nate, moving on, it's the Farmland Fresh Dairy. Actually, we're
gonna go visit their their whole plant in Pennsylvania. Who's
Who's we? Andrew?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
And I know Andrew will be too busy.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Right, You're right, We're trying to find a day that's
good for both of us.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So you're growing where the cows are.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
I don't know if it's where the cows are. If
it's just a big facility where they, you know, bottle everything.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I would think it's adjacent to the cows. Don't you
need the milk close to the you would?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Or are they truck it there? I don't know. We're
gonna figure it a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What's up you're gonna milk cow?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I would like to, you know, I was telling Andrew
yesterday I milked a fake cow that's just close out
of every I milked some rubber utters one time.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That was it.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
At questions, can you explain where was that.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
It was the fair. At the fair, there was like
this setup and there was like a wooden like sawhorse
and like just utters hanging under it, and you would.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Just pull on them like your dream.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Did you suckle on those teeths?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
No, I did. Nothing came out of it. You just
pull on them.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
It sounds utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Are doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Home from the Farmland Creamery to the DeLong Morning show studio.
We are here, see, I mean before we had my
cappuccino playing that game. I mean, I love milk. I
love all A sponsor.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Mentioned, oh, you're the only one to plays that game.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I love all sorts of milk. So thank you for the.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Fridge is full. Take some home because they're gonna be
gone for it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I got a question yesterday you came around you offered
me buttermilk. Well, how would I would I use that
in eggs?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I mean cooking? You would just drink buttermilk. I mean,
I'm sure you know what. I'm sure the people that do.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Old people, I hate to say it.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Really old people, they actually drink it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
My dad, will you know, every once in a while
I'll get buttermilk for baking. It's in like a lot
of different that's a sour taste, right, yes, And my
Dad's like, save me some buttermilk.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm like, you're gonna drink this ship.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
It's got a soury we shall taste it right now.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Can you bring it in here? Can we smell it?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I drink but pop my pants all day long. I
can't drink regular milk.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Like the windshield because you know, I'm trying to have
a good relationship with these people, and you guys will
probably crap all over it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So no, no, I heard a great fluffy omelet is buttermilk.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Think you cook with it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I just didn't you bake with it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
And I will say the Farmland Dairy chocolate milk is
some of the best I have ever had.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All of their stuff is really very good.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Is that what you guys were drinking this morning?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But Scotty was because it's limited supply. So Scotty was
sneaking cups because if he found out that we were,
you know, if if it got word got out on
the floor, we had chocolate milk here would be gone
in ten seconds.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
The vulture would come. Yeah, anyway, So we didn't get
breakfast this morning. Can we talk about that?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Where does the food go?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
All of us huffed cookies in our mouths because we
were so long.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I kind of want to open the industrial sized can
of corn on Elvis's desk and just spoon it out.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Here's what sucked.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
So dramatic about.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Rationing chocolate milk.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I gotta say, first world problems, and we are entitled
to them.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You are entitled to first world problems.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You could set your whole day on fire just by
not having breakfast or getting bad breakfast, like when they
burn my omelets.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I don't think your entire day will be ruined.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
We've had no nourishment, Yes, it's ruined.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
And if it is ruined by a burnt omelet, you
guys have no.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Breakfast, it's ruined by lack of nourishment today.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay, you have a banana.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I ate the banana. That wasn't enough.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
And you're not sitting behind cereal either, right, and.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I could eat cereal.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Did you have any cookies?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I did not, And it does, by the way, the fault,
the blame does not fall squarely on the place. In fact,
they did the food an hour and a half ago,
two hours ago at this point, but just the driver
is that's where the breakdown was.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
There was no communication And at this point did you
mention the fact that we probably shouldn't eat the food
that way? It's hours?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Do you think that there is some people that sign
up for delivery services, work for a little while and
then just do it so they could steal crap and
get out.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
But you can only get away with it for so
long though.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Right like this guy. This guy apparently picked up a
bunch he added a bunch of deliveries to ours, picked
them all up and didn't deliver any of them. No them, Yeah,
that's what the lady said on them.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Did he get an accident or something.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
That we wouldn't have gotten our food?
Speaker 9 (04:48):
We're blaming the guy, thinking you stew the food though,
I get what Scotty was saying.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
What you hope he got it?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
He's fine. We see him moving on the map.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Is he moving around the city.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, he's got a burner phone anyway, we can't get
in touch with him. Is he still moving? I don't know.
You gotta ask Andrew's got the app?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love this? Wait, didn't you? Oh no, you did instacart. Yeah, like,
don't you know about this kind of stuff?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I mean I do it. Look, I could get a
really big order and just steal it all and never
work again.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Did you do that? Is that why you're not doing
it anymore?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
No? No, I'm not doing it anymore because the orders
just aren't there. They want to pay you like seven
dollars to get fifty items and drive thirty miles. It's
it's not like it was during COVIDF you.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Ever slip something in there for yourself.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You can't. No, you can't because it keeps track of everything.
He can't do it.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I once had somebody like take all my water, all
my like toilet paper, paper towels, and just leave the
other stuff, and it said that it was all purchased.
She just decided that she needed all that stuff, and
then I didn't need it as much as she.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
You know, it was probably her last day working for them.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Definitely. How does it risk it all over?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
It wouldn't be toilet paper, Like which grocery item to be?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Like?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
This is it?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
So let mignon?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Maybe some lobster?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Yeah, I don't know, laundry detergents getting parsy scoutty.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
How does it work though, Like when with those orders
like had do you pay on your card and get
paid back or nope?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I have an Insta cart Master card.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Okay, so they send it to you.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, I have this. See so you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Could just max that sucker out. No you can't.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
You can because it's a signed to the order as
you get it. It doesn't work like that, okay. And
there was no number on the front. Don't worry, nobody's
saw him.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I paid thirty three thousand dollars for flowers.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Those are some nice looking flowers though. Was this a
place at Houston in sixth Avenue?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, I used to live right two blocks, did you.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, well they're doing well now, but you know, because
of that, I ended up getting them for free.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So I kind of feel bad, but not really because
like thirty.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Three thousand, Yeah, you got that old man fired.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Listen, that old man charged me thirty three thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
That's a lot of zero's, like exactly.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Garrett was witness. He was with me when it happened.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Did your card even have that kind of limit like
mine wouldn't even gone through?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It does, well, you know, yours have. The limit is
always a charge card, though, what is it?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I don't know what the difference.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
They could charge card, you could put any well, it's
an American Express.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Okay, So there's no limit on a charge card. You
can put whatever that I mean, you can crank it
up to a million dollars.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I thought that you have a limit on your charge.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
You could set it.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Credit card and charge card.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Credit card and charge card are two different.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Explain the difference. What's the difference? I think I'm in
fifth grade and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
You explain, yes, Well, I mean a credit card you
have a line of credit, so you can only use
a certain amount. A charge card is pretty much unlimited.
They give that to you because they know that you
can pay for it. Like a lot of American Express cards,
the black ones and stuff, there's no limit on them.
You just pay buy. What the hell you.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Learn something?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
They put a limit on your your credit My credit
card is a limit.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
When you said, I'm like ship, you.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Know, by the way, like I feel bad because like
old older people and some technologies don't really mix, like
the credit card machine and the old man. Do you
know that, my dad? I know, I just have to say.
My dad, he's a courts stenographer and the company that
he's doing work for needed a copy of his license.
He's been trying to send them a PDF file since July.
(08:09):
He has no idea.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
So I finally got on the phone with the woman yesterday.
She's like, can you please, can you just send me
this as a PDF. I'm like, yeah, no problem, and
I sent it and all was well. It took him.
He was unable. I feel really bad because he's like,
what's a PDF? He was just taking pictures of it
and sending her a picture through his phone and she's like, no.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
But he enjoys buttermilk though, I bet he does.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yes, my dad still calls email a message on the computer.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Do you know what I found out for my dad
the other day? So he I think he lives an
alternate life. Oh no, and he loves to lead comments
under YouTube videos about all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, he's that guy.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
He's that guy.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
He's the guy in the throat, who the fuck is
commenting on a news story?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
My dad?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
That is him.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
He tells me the other day that he believes he's
Shadow band now because I was astounded that he even knew.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
What a shadow band was.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
But two, I said, Dad, what kind of comments are
you leaving that are gonna get your shadow band? I
know exactly what he's leaving. He's like, well, I used
to get all these responses. People would write back to
the things that I would say, and we would, you know,
have debates all day.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
So he's that a whole.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Definitely leaving some incendiary comments whatever. He's like, I don't
nobody responds anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I was like, you probably have like blocked. And I'm like, Dad,
what kind of comments are you leaving? Just tell me
what they are? And I can, you know, help you out.
I said, sometimes.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Words will get you taken away, you know, topics whatever.
And he's like, no, I don't want to talk to
you about this anymore. I just wanted you to know
I think I'm shadow band. I said, Oh my god,
technology in your hands is terrifying.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
It is my father.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
With great power comes great you know.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
We always like when for all us people in your
thirties or forties or however old, when the Internet first
became super popular, everyone was so worried about children and
how are kids gonna handle the Internet? And kids seem
to be able to navigate just fine. You don't worry
about the old people, and the old people are the
ones getting scammed, getting shadow banned.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Apparently, like everything bad is not everything. A lot of
bad things are happening.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
With the older people that no one worried about because
you're like, oh, you'll figure it out, right.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And some of these kids are behind the scams like
take down of MGM in ten minutes when they took.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Down like all their properties.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
You know, yeah, I'll never forget that. One time my
dad was Facebook live from his bed with no shirt on,
reading a book like that, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Why? Why?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Here's the first that I enjoyed Dad, Like, this was
years ago.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
He had no idea. He was also the guy that
would like I would post a picture and then he
would write, dear Scott, hope you had a nice day today.
I love Dad. I'm like Dad, it's not my dad, doesn't.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
My dad used to do that on all my text messages.
He'd write Danny and then he'd write the whole thing
and then he loved Dad and I'm like Dad, it's.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
On my phone.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
He comes up as Dad like you don't have to
sign and loved Dad. He's like, oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Just in case they want you it out.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Didn't record the video of Dick reading the book.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh it was years ago. I don't know. It might
still be on his page somewhere. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
It's so funny when you FaceTime with your parents and
they're so close to the screen you see up their notes.
Oh mom, Mom, I see everything up your nose.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I was trying to help my mom log into Netflix,
which is like maybe the bane of my existence because
I don't know why she keeps logging out. I don't
know how she knows how to log out, but I
was trying to help her do it, and I'm like, Mom,
just hold the phone up to the TV so I
can see what it is that you're doing.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
She'd turn it the other way and I was like, nope,
just hit that little camera button that flips it. She'd
flip the camera and turn it around. You're killing me, man,
you are killing me. But I still think my favorite
Facebook thing is when people type into the search bar
or into your status bar what they're trying to search,
and it's always like a person's name.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
So last week when I wasn't feeling well and I
didn't work that one morning, I texted my dad because
he usually comes over in the morning to help me
out with the girls. And uh so I texted him,
I'm like, hey, you don't have to come over this morning.
I'm feeling sick and I'm not going to work. So
somehow he texted me back a conglomerate of four text
messages that I had sent him the day before, no
idea altogether in one thing. And then he wrote forget this,
(12:14):
and I said, I figured, and then he still showed
up at my house and then and then and then
he wrote bloop moon coop bop. I don't I don't
understand how they butt, how they butt text and they
my mom.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yesterday, I was on the way home and my dad,
my dad calls me in the car and I'm like, hey,
what's up, Dad?
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Butt?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Diyle hang up on him, and I said.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I turned to Andrew as I'm driving, I'm like, I
give it about a minute, he's gonna call back again.
Sure enough, the phone rings, what's up Dad?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm like, hell, I swear to God, it happened no
less than two more times after that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
More times because once one.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Butt dial, now you're the top number and now on
a roll, and now it's like call call.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I feel like the only way that could happen is
if you don't have your phone locked, you know, Like
my mom doesn't lock her phone because she doesn't know
how to unlock it, so she just leaves it unlocked
all the time. And that's I guess that's how that happened.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
So cute though they really are with the butte you know,
that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
So because it requires like skin to touch the screen,
So your dad must have had a hole in his
pants and not been wearing underwear, but she your name.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's very happened four times on the way home yesterday,
and I was like, and it's always my dad. The
butt doll always comes from my father.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
My sister and puts us all on a group text.
So we have this group chext every day and world chatting.
And then my mom doesn't reply and I go, MA,
didn't you see that text? I didn't realize it was
for me. I thought it was for everyone else. I go, Mom,
if you can see it, then you're supposed to read it,
I am. I'm like, yeah, because it's for all of us.
That's why she was She wouldn't put you on it.
(14:00):
If you want you to see it, Oh, I'll go
back and we play.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know, today's lesson for our parents should be undue.
Send Scotty, teach your dad how to forget Kenny.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
He doesn't even know how to regular send.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
They can send a bubble with nothing in it.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
I don't even know how to.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Because they hit the space bar and then hits that.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
If you do want to have fun with your parents
in group chats, though, and they ask you how to
get out of a group chat, just tell them to
type the word leave into the group chat and see
what happens.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
But you know, like I laugh at them all the time,
and then I stop and think, man, they taught.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Me how to use a fork. Yeah, they used to
wipe my ass.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
And here I am like clowning you because you don't
know how to use this stupid technology that did not exist.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
For the majority of your life. Like I'll try to
be nicer.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
That's going to be us when we're eighty, trust me,
so enjoy it now.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But it'll be a different technology because we we've mastered
this one. So it would have to be something that
hasn't been invented.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
It'll be like a hologram of my dick because I.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Dad get on Facebook again.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We will grow old with these skills of knowing how
to use this stuff, but it'll be it'll be the
next thing, like a hologram or something else.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
But the thing is, though this stuff came out during
our lifetime, but it also came out during their lifetime.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
How come they weren't able to grasp so much more
slowly as you get older.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I guess yeah, And I think they probably didn't realize
it was going to take on the life that it did,
and they thought, I don't need this ship.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
I'm not gonna right.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I don't think that. I don't think they went from
the flip phone to the smartphone as fast as we
all did.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah, I still has a flip phone. I was soti
pissed when he came home with that because his other
one broke. So I was like, finally you're gonna get
a smartphone and it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
He came home with a flip phone. I said, where
the did you get that?
Speaker 7 (15:49):
He was like, well, I told the guy that I
wanted a flip phone, and he said, sir, I have
something for you in the back.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I was like, give me that guy's name.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
I'm like, good over there and get you a better phone.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
He said, No, I love this thing.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You're parents press the screen on a smartphone like they're
launching a nuclear missile.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Yes, but far away though, because they can't see it.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Are we done?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Did we?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
In fifteen minutes?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
We're at sixteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Means short podcast next week bitched?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh no, really short?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Hallo Grand Dicks for everybody, Hollo
Speaker 1 (16:27):
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