October 4, 2023 • 16 mins
What started as a conversation about washing fruit turned into a NSFW podcast about the grossest things we've seen in New York City...
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That's funny, it's not mirror.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, all right, okay, let's start with a stroke.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
All right. Can we start the podcast with the fact
that Danielle has been poisoning her family.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
You're gonna give her a heart attack?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Man, so upset, like, I had no idea you were
supposed to wash all these different kinds of fruit.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Not only that, but you've been washing your chicken.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Well, I stopped washing my chicken because originally they had
said wash your chicken, right, and then a thing came
out that said don't wash.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
They still say both the right.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Who is why you've heard that you still wash?
Speaker 8 (01:03):
Yes, logic would dictate that you you should not wash
your chicken.
Speaker 9 (01:07):
And here's why. Because, first of all, we do know that.
Speaker 8 (01:10):
If you throw water on it, the bacteria splatters everywhere,
So that's a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You wash it in the sink, in the sink, yeah,
your sick is full of bacteria.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
Now, yes, terrible dirty.
Speaker 8 (01:20):
So that's a bad thing. But if you're, as we
were saying earlier, you cook your chicken. You don't eat
chicken raw, So all the bacteria that's on the chicken.
If you don't wash, it is left on the chicken,
but it burns off, so you're fine.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
So the logic answer would be, do not wash your chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
That's the information we have. Now. What if someday in
the future we find out that the temperature we thought
was killing stuff off at in fact hundred sixty five degrees,
I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 10 (01:48):
I thought he was about to say one hundred and
sixty five percent. I thought he was about to say
one hundred and sixty five percent.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Washing your bananas washing, get the thing that I've never
heard of before. But then here's the thing you guys
are yelling at me, like, oh, you don't wash your oranges,
you don't wash your your whatever.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
To me, it's the same as a banana. It has
a peel on it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
So then if we're washing our oranges, we should probably
wash our banana.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I think you should watch anything.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
No, no, no, but yeah, but no, here's the thing. The orange.
Speaker 11 (02:15):
Hold on the orange, I understand, because if you're using
your finger to peel it and the outside is dirty,
then you're getting the dirty inside and touching the fruit.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Sometimes I use a knife.
Speaker 11 (02:23):
Okay, But then the dirty. The knife is going through
the dirty peel and cutting into the flesh.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
So when you feel your banana your fingers.
Speaker 12 (02:31):
Yeah, no you don't.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
But you don't touch the banana.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
That's a lot of times as you.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I don't. I'm good like that. I don't touch the banana.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Peel your banana.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't have the banana either. There's there's my hands.
Do not touch the flesh of the banana.
Speaker 10 (02:41):
Got imaginary banana, imaginary banana? How would you peel it?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, okay, he's peeling. Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I haven't touched it yet.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He hasn't touched it anything. The deep throat excellent.
Speaker 12 (02:53):
What if you had two bananas to it?
Speaker 8 (02:55):
He uses the pinch technique, right, Yes, you pinch the
end and it slodged into your mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's in.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
See My question is how many times have we unknowingly
food poisoned ourselves.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Daily?
Speaker 11 (03:08):
Although here's now you know now that I'm thinking about
the banana, though, I do peel the little threads because
I won't eat those.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
So I guess you're right.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Well, I guess what if anyone's ever eating a strawberry,
you fucked because strawberries are the dirtiest fruit.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
It doesn't matter if they're organic or not.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Was that video real?
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Securing there's so much pesticides and chemicals, they say, whose
they Everyone says the worst that stray.
Speaker 9 (03:32):
Nobody should be eating strawberries. We should quit eating strawberries.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Is that video real?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (03:37):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I see? Okay, So I asked somebody that's a food
scientist and they said it was a little little food scientists.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
But strawberries are so filthy even when you clean them,
you can't.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
They say that we should just give you.
Speaker 10 (03:51):
Know you you're just like you're you're like the dinosaur
experts that Nate hate so much.
Speaker 12 (03:56):
Of eat strawberries.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, I appreciate the fact that you're giving us
this info, which I saw as well, but you seem
to be aspousing it, like you tell.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
You why because I haven't heard that about any other fruit.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
But why why is the strawberry different than any other berry.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
We talk about about figs and how bugs go in
there and die and you have a carcass. Those can't be.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
But there's no pestie sprayed on them.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
They're shit in there.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
But that's natural, that's.
Speaker 12 (04:20):
From the earth. So what about apples.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Let me sit in.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
You have to watch apple. You see whatever comes off
of them if you put in.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
But those same pesticides are are being sprayed on apples.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Really not the way strawberries are.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You know, you absorb.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
It, right, but you know how difficult it is to
keep a strawberry alive.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Practice documentary during the pandemic. There was a Netflix special
about it and it was all about strawberries and.
Speaker 9 (04:47):
How it is the filthiest fruit you could possibly see.
Speaker 12 (04:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (04:50):
I'm on the Driscolls Berry Advisory Panel and I don't
know anything about that because.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
You guys go on.
Speaker 11 (04:59):
You just sign up so you can get savings and stuff.
But no, your rate, you go, you rate, you rate
each container of berries, and for each one you rate,
you get points.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
You know, I'm good because I'm meeting organic strawberries and
they're like stop right there, even the organic ones. And
they explained how even the organic ones are screwed.
Speaker 12 (05:16):
Cherry telling me peak pandemic.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
When we're all watching these new brand new show shows,
we movies you haven seen, you're sitting down to watch
strawberry documentaries.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yes, and the pesticides all over the place, apparently he's
not wrong though. Strawberries, apples, cherries, spinach, nectaries, and grapes
all tested positive for massive amounts of pesticide in the
actual fruit.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Now, what will a pesticide? What will it do to you?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
If you cancer? Yeah? Well, I mean they don't know
exactly what happens when you ingest it, but probably over time.
That's not good for your body.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
That's not somebody I start changing my ways.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I mean the only way to truly avoid that is
to have like a greenhouse at your home and grow
at yourself. Because you don't know what people put on
shit it. No, you don't know how things get like good,
temperature changes, and you're never.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Going to be I mean I eat the grapes, well,
grocery shopping like it's not good those right.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
That's also illegal.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, okay, give me a fuck.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
I I saw supermarket security grab some lady because she
was eating cherries. They're expensive. If you if you're not
supposed to eat that stuff, they don't want you.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Say how many was she? Was she sitting there spitting
the pits out on them?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yes? No, as she was shopping.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
They were in the top part where the little kid
sits in the cart that she was popping in into
her mouth as she was shopping. She probably ate a
half a pound of cherries.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
That's like four or five.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
The packaging of the cherries so poor though, like that bag,
like that ziploc bag that it comes in and like
it can't close.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
I mean when we were kids, when we were kids,
that were just laid out in a big bin and
you had to pick them one by one.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Now you just kind of take what they give you.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I do think about that when I go to pick
apples and I'm looking for the ones with brown spots,
so I don't pick them. I'm like, how many other
people have touched this?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Everyone?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
But it's with everything you buy.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
I'm a giant produce snob. Like you can't go produce
shopping with me. I take ten minutes to pick out
one apple.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I so wish you lived closer to me, because I
would hire you to do my grocery. Yeah, yeah, I know,
you love it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I would do Instacart if I had a shopper like Scott. Yes, yeah,
but we did Instacart one time, and this stuff we
got it was all fucking mushy.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
You know, it's crazy because I do it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I do it a lot and every and like I
will favorite my shoppers.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Now you can do.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
That, Oh, now you can.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Oh, I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Really, there are now you know, there are there are
some that I'm telling you they go above and beyond.
One guy the other day waited at my door until
I came to the door because it was pouring out,
and he said to me.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I didn't want to leave these out and then you
would get them all way.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
I mean, there are others that do not shop for
fresh from this and they don't pick from the back
where the longest expiration date is.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
They'll just take what's in front of me.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
People that don't even look for like something to replace
it if it doesn't have it, Like I'll go back
online and I'll go there's ten other things that you
could possibly get. They were just lazy and they go.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Don't have it.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Well, I mean, look at Ganti shopper the other day.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
They just oh my gosh, you're shopper wanting to me.
I ordered, I got groceries, ordered groceries to be delivered,
and my delivery person or shopper was on a bicycle
and said, you're not getting half these groceries because I
can't bring them. I'm on a bike. Say goodbye to
your water, Say goodbye to these heavy fruits. He was like,
(08:20):
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna mark them all down. Is
not here. I was like, you asked. All I really
wanted was the water. I wanted the most.
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Tell them about the replacements too, like, oh, they don't have.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
This, yeah, because it asks, hey, do you want to
replace them with this? He said there were no replacements
for anything. If you let this driver tell it. That
store had like two things. It had a bag of
beans and like cookies, and that was it. I was like,
this is bullshit. Brandon was laughing so hard. He's like,
that's what you get for being lazy.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You know.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
Instacart pays the shopper more for heavier items, So if anything,
he should have wanted to get the water and everything heavy.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I don't think he physically could have brought it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Balance it on your head?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Yeah, did you see the video with the guy balancing
the couch on his head in the City.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Of the Day Instagram and the refrigerator.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
He was on a shitty bike and he was balancing
an entire couch on his head.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Yeah, And drove away with it.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Impressive with strawberries in there too.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh, not quite balancing something on their head. But you
know what Garrett and I saw the other day. We
saw a guy just walking across the street with his
dick all out, Brian park yep, just right out there.
But the that was whatever, kind of get used to
seeing that around here, right, Yeah. But the weirder part
was that some man who was clearly dressed like he
was about to go to work, stoppedon had a long
(09:29):
conversation with the guy with his dick out. We were like,
this is fascinating. We were trying to it was the
entire cycle of the light that we were Yeah, and.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
The guy that looked like it was going to work,
you know, pointed to his nose and then pointed down
the block, and then we're like, yeah, definitely a drug deal.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But he just talked to the guy with his dick out. Like,
how long would you be able to speak to a
human being that you did not know.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Looking at dick? Probably for a while. If I'm looking
at him in the eyes, I could sustain a conversation.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
If you knew it was out.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh that kind of changed.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You don't have to look at it, but you know
it's out. How long do you carry on a conversation?
Speaker 11 (10:01):
But also what kind of conversation is that? Because that
person is not.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
All right, I have no idea what care.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
But then I get inside my own head and I'm
not please, don't look down, the look down, don't look down,
but look down. And now I can't even have a
conversation with the guy because I'm not concentrating on the
conversation because all I keep hearing voices in my head saying,
don't look down, don't look down.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You were caring for the next time a man with
his dick hanging you on the streets holding strawberries, I
think it would walk away from that situation.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Has it never happened to you?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Guys?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Know that light like that? So that's living in the Bronx.
That happened probably two or three times.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
The third time a guy had his dick out and
he was coming across the street.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
And he tucked it back in as I was getting
near him.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
The other time, I passed my car and the guy's
totally taking care of himself in the car and he's.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
Like, come on, get in.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I'm like, get in, like.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
So the police actually had me in the police car
at one point, driving around trying to identify the guy
so that they could arrest.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
I saw that on the steps at Penn Station one time.
I was coming up from the Long Isle Railroad and
there was a dude just sprawled out on the steps
to Track twenty one jacking it. Oh yeah, And I
went and told the cop and the little thing and like.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
All right, I don't care. Yeah, we have a Jersey
City jerkoff man. Why Jersey City jerkoff man. And I'm
so used to having just walked past them a million
times because he's always doing the same thing, obviously, and Brandon,
my boyfriend, not used to it. So we're walking down
the street and he grabs me and like yanks me
to the other side. He's like, stay away from that.
I'm like, oh, the jerk offf manout him.
Speaker 12 (11:25):
It sounds like a superhero.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We were a friend and I just finished innner walking
down sixth Avenue back actually close to where we had
the event last night, and we're passing this guy and
he's laying on the street and I see him shaking,
and I'm like, I look at him, like I turn
to my friend and I go, should we call an
ambulance because I thought he was having a seizure. And
then my friend looks he goes for what lotion and
(11:47):
Kleenex and totally jerking it right, yeah, right on the street,
looking at girls passing by and just jerking it. And
I'm like, what the fuck is going on this world?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I love it, Like Nate and I will text each
other throughout the day of things that we see as
we're driving home.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
It's the funny. It's my favorite part of the day.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I actually called him because I'd never seen anything like
this before. I'm pretty sure it was somebody on meth
or crack, but she was like full on Tony Sopranos style,
drop kicking a man laying on the sidewalk like this,
And I'm like, you know how you drive past something
like you might get with the guy with his dick
(12:30):
hanging out and you'd be like, did I just see that? Yeah,
that's what I did, because I can't fully see.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
What we don't get these shows on the West Side.
We go west and we don't have this.
Speaker 12 (12:39):
Yeah, but you live in Jersey City.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
I was the fifty eleven scary.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Live like two blocks for me.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
I don't know why I don't see any of this stuff.
Maybe he won't try it.
Speaker 12 (12:50):
He does not see it. Though we talked about this.
He does not see everything that's going on.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Seasons. If you had a man with his dick hanging
out and didn't even.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Realize it might have happened. Actually, think about it.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
He was strawberry shaming the man with this dick out
he's examining. Have you seen those strawberries? Don't mind what's
happening down there though.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Oh, I'm trying to get Andrew to come in here
and verify the jerk off Man story.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
But he's busy down the hall.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Oh, can't busy.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Busy, busy, very busy.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That guy, Well, on that note should be on jerk
off Man.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
How long has it been the hell of a note?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Thirteen minutes?
Speaker 9 (13:23):
I mean, how about the woman who defecated on the
guy's windshield. I mean you can end on that one. Oh,
you see the video going around.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Oh, a naked woman comes up to a guy, would hope,
climbs on the hall and then puts her butt cheeks
against the windshield.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
And the next thing, well, you could just assume that I.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Would love to see that from the inside. That's got
to be a.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly that's the end. You're getting it
from the inside. Wait, is somebody the guy in the car? Yeah,
Oh my god, it's all over there. It's a viral video.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Send us.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Where do I google?
Speaker 9 (13:54):
If I'm gonna go naked woman sits a windshield? Yes? That,
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Don't spray the wipe or fluid on that.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Imagine driving behind that.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
My question is what did he bang it on?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Just bang on?
Speaker 9 (14:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
I don't know, But is there corn involved?
Speaker 9 (14:13):
It's out there?
Speaker 12 (14:13):
When did I have corn?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I don't know. If you're gonna find it?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
All right, Ral, it's everywhere.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
It's out there. Well, it was unless someone took it down.
It was disgusting, guys. Porn hub it was a couple
of months ago. It was not porn hub.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
A windshield.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
I saw it in my own eyes.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I don't know why, but vomit videos make me laugh.
I just make me. It's funny to me.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Oh my god. First of all, all of these take
you to dirty porn sites where people are soliciting for this.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
Well, it's out there, like I've seen it on a
glass table, but never a wind shield.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
You find it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I don't know if this one's it is this one it.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
That's the wall. Oh, it gets good. It's a few
minutes long. You gotta come around. Okay, we gotta sign off,
sign off.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That lady pooping on cars sign off.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Bye.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
That is a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It hasn't happened.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Here comes here, It comes on the window. Precipice.
Speaker 10 (15:15):
What is all that? Rather your expressions than than watching.
Speaker 13 (15:27):
That's the one you start going.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
I want to see.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Goodbye.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
A fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That's funny, it's not mirror.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, all right, okay, let's start with a stroke.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
All right. Can we start the podcast with the fact
that Danielle has been poisoning her family.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
You're gonna give her a heart attack?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Man, so upset, like, I had no idea you were
supposed to wash all these different kinds of fruit.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Not only that, but you've been washing your chicken.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Well, I stopped washing my chicken because originally they had
said wash your chicken, right, and then a thing came
out that said don't wash.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
They still say both the right.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Who is why you've heard that you still wash?
Speaker 8 (01:03):
Yes, logic would dictate that you you should not wash
your chicken.
Speaker 9 (01:07):
And here's why. Because, first of all, we do know that.
Speaker 8 (01:10):
If you throw water on it, the bacteria splatters everywhere,
So that's a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You wash it in the sink, in the sink, yeah,
your sick is full of bacteria.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
Now, yes, terrible dirty.
Speaker 8 (01:20):
So that's a bad thing. But if you're, as we
were saying earlier, you cook your chicken. You don't eat
chicken raw, So all the bacteria that's on the chicken.
If you don't wash, it is left on the chicken,
but it burns off, so you're fine.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
So the logic answer would be, do not wash your chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
That's the information we have. Now. What if someday in
the future we find out that the temperature we thought
was killing stuff off at in fact hundred sixty five degrees,
I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 10 (01:48):
I thought he was about to say one hundred and
sixty five percent. I thought he was about to say
one hundred and sixty five percent.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Washing your bananas washing, get the thing that I've never
heard of before. But then here's the thing you guys
are yelling at me, like, oh, you don't wash your oranges,
you don't wash your your whatever.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
To me, it's the same as a banana. It has
a peel on it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
So then if we're washing our oranges, we should probably
wash our banana.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I think you should watch anything.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
No, no, no, but yeah, but no, here's the thing. The orange.
Speaker 11 (02:15):
Hold on the orange, I understand, because if you're using
your finger to peel it and the outside is dirty,
then you're getting the dirty inside and touching the fruit.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Sometimes I use a knife.
Speaker 11 (02:23):
Okay, But then the dirty. The knife is going through
the dirty peel and cutting into the flesh.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
So when you feel your banana your fingers.
Speaker 12 (02:31):
Yeah, no you don't.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
But you don't touch the banana.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
That's a lot of times as you.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I don't. I'm good like that. I don't touch the banana.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Peel your banana.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't have the banana either. There's there's my hands.
Do not touch the flesh of the banana.
Speaker 10 (02:41):
Got imaginary banana, imaginary banana? How would you peel it?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, okay, he's peeling. Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I haven't touched it yet.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He hasn't touched it anything. The deep throat excellent.
Speaker 12 (02:53):
What if you had two bananas to it?
Speaker 8 (02:55):
He uses the pinch technique, right, Yes, you pinch the
end and it slodged into your mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's in.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
See My question is how many times have we unknowingly
food poisoned ourselves.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Daily?
Speaker 11 (03:08):
Although here's now you know now that I'm thinking about
the banana, though, I do peel the little threads because
I won't eat those.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
So I guess you're right.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Well, I guess what if anyone's ever eating a strawberry,
you fucked because strawberries are the dirtiest fruit.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
It doesn't matter if they're organic or not.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Was that video real?
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Securing there's so much pesticides and chemicals, they say, whose
they Everyone says the worst that stray.
Speaker 9 (03:32):
Nobody should be eating strawberries. We should quit eating strawberries.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Is that video real?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (03:37):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I see? Okay, So I asked somebody that's a food
scientist and they said it was a little little food scientists.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
But strawberries are so filthy even when you clean them,
you can't.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
They say that we should just give you.
Speaker 10 (03:51):
Know you you're just like you're you're like the dinosaur
experts that Nate hate so much.
Speaker 12 (03:56):
Of eat strawberries.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, I appreciate the fact that you're giving us
this info, which I saw as well, but you seem
to be aspousing it, like you tell.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
You why because I haven't heard that about any other fruit.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
But why why is the strawberry different than any other berry.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
We talk about about figs and how bugs go in
there and die and you have a carcass. Those can't be.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
But there's no pestie sprayed on them.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
They're shit in there.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
But that's natural, that's.
Speaker 12 (04:20):
From the earth. So what about apples.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Let me sit in.
Speaker 9 (04:23):
You have to watch apple. You see whatever comes off
of them if you put in.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
But those same pesticides are are being sprayed on apples.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Really not the way strawberries are.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You know, you absorb.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
It, right, but you know how difficult it is to
keep a strawberry alive.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Practice documentary during the pandemic. There was a Netflix special
about it and it was all about strawberries and.
Speaker 9 (04:47):
How it is the filthiest fruit you could possibly see.
Speaker 12 (04:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (04:50):
I'm on the Driscolls Berry Advisory Panel and I don't
know anything about that because.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
You guys go on.
Speaker 11 (04:59):
You just sign up so you can get savings and stuff.
But no, your rate, you go, you rate, you rate
each container of berries, and for each one you rate,
you get points.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
You know, I'm good because I'm meeting organic strawberries and
they're like stop right there, even the organic ones. And
they explained how even the organic ones are screwed.
Speaker 12 (05:16):
Cherry telling me peak pandemic.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
When we're all watching these new brand new show shows,
we movies you haven seen, you're sitting down to watch
strawberry documentaries.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yes, and the pesticides all over the place, apparently he's
not wrong though. Strawberries, apples, cherries, spinach, nectaries, and grapes
all tested positive for massive amounts of pesticide in the
actual fruit.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Now, what will a pesticide? What will it do to you?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
If you cancer? Yeah? Well, I mean they don't know
exactly what happens when you ingest it, but probably over time.
That's not good for your body.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
That's not somebody I start changing my ways.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I mean the only way to truly avoid that is
to have like a greenhouse at your home and grow
at yourself. Because you don't know what people put on
shit it. No, you don't know how things get like good,
temperature changes, and you're never.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Going to be I mean I eat the grapes, well,
grocery shopping like it's not good those right.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
That's also illegal.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, okay, give me a fuck.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No.
Speaker 11 (06:13):
I I saw supermarket security grab some lady because she
was eating cherries. They're expensive. If you if you're not
supposed to eat that stuff, they don't want you.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Say how many was she? Was she sitting there spitting
the pits out on them?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yes? No, as she was shopping.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
They were in the top part where the little kid
sits in the cart that she was popping in into
her mouth as she was shopping. She probably ate a
half a pound of cherries.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
That's like four or five.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
The packaging of the cherries so poor though, like that bag,
like that ziploc bag that it comes in and like
it can't close.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
I mean when we were kids, when we were kids,
that were just laid out in a big bin and
you had to pick them one by one.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Now you just kind of take what they give you.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I do think about that when I go to pick
apples and I'm looking for the ones with brown spots,
so I don't pick them. I'm like, how many other
people have touched this?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Everyone?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
But it's with everything you buy.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
I'm a giant produce snob. Like you can't go produce
shopping with me. I take ten minutes to pick out
one apple.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I so wish you lived closer to me, because I
would hire you to do my grocery. Yeah, yeah, I know,
you love it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I would do Instacart if I had a shopper like Scott. Yes, yeah,
but we did Instacart one time, and this stuff we
got it was all fucking mushy.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
You know, it's crazy because I do it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I do it a lot and every and like I
will favorite my shoppers.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Now you can do.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
That, Oh, now you can.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Oh, I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Really, there are now you know, there are there are
some that I'm telling you they go above and beyond.
One guy the other day waited at my door until
I came to the door because it was pouring out,
and he said to me.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I didn't want to leave these out and then you
would get them all way.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
I mean, there are others that do not shop for
fresh from this and they don't pick from the back
where the longest expiration date is.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
They'll just take what's in front of me.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
People that don't even look for like something to replace
it if it doesn't have it, Like I'll go back
online and I'll go there's ten other things that you
could possibly get. They were just lazy and they go.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Don't have it.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Well, I mean, look at Ganti shopper the other day.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
They just oh my gosh, you're shopper wanting to me.
I ordered, I got groceries, ordered groceries to be delivered,
and my delivery person or shopper was on a bicycle
and said, you're not getting half these groceries because I
can't bring them. I'm on a bike. Say goodbye to
your water, Say goodbye to these heavy fruits. He was like,
(08:20):
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna mark them all down. Is
not here. I was like, you asked. All I really
wanted was the water. I wanted the most.
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Tell them about the replacements too, like, oh, they don't have.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
This, yeah, because it asks, hey, do you want to
replace them with this? He said there were no replacements
for anything. If you let this driver tell it. That
store had like two things. It had a bag of
beans and like cookies, and that was it. I was like,
this is bullshit. Brandon was laughing so hard. He's like,
that's what you get for being lazy.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You know.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
Instacart pays the shopper more for heavier items, So if anything,
he should have wanted to get the water and everything heavy.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I don't think he physically could have brought it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Balance it on your head?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Yeah, did you see the video with the guy balancing
the couch on his head in the City.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Of the Day Instagram and the refrigerator.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
He was on a shitty bike and he was balancing
an entire couch on his head.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Yeah, And drove away with it.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Impressive with strawberries in there too.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Oh, not quite balancing something on their head. But you
know what Garrett and I saw the other day. We
saw a guy just walking across the street with his
dick all out, Brian park yep, just right out there.
But the that was whatever, kind of get used to
seeing that around here, right, Yeah. But the weirder part
was that some man who was clearly dressed like he
was about to go to work, stoppedon had a long
(09:29):
conversation with the guy with his dick out. We were like,
this is fascinating. We were trying to it was the
entire cycle of the light that we were Yeah, and.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
The guy that looked like it was going to work,
you know, pointed to his nose and then pointed down
the block, and then we're like, yeah, definitely a drug deal.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But he just talked to the guy with his dick out. Like,
how long would you be able to speak to a
human being that you did not know.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Looking at dick? Probably for a while. If I'm looking
at him in the eyes, I could sustain a conversation.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
If you knew it was out.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh that kind of changed.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You don't have to look at it, but you know
it's out. How long do you carry on a conversation?
Speaker 11 (10:01):
But also what kind of conversation is that? Because that
person is not.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
All right, I have no idea what care.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
But then I get inside my own head and I'm
not please, don't look down, the look down, don't look down,
but look down. And now I can't even have a
conversation with the guy because I'm not concentrating on the
conversation because all I keep hearing voices in my head saying,
don't look down, don't look down.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You were caring for the next time a man with
his dick hanging you on the streets holding strawberries, I
think it would walk away from that situation.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Has it never happened to you?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Guys?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Know that light like that? So that's living in the Bronx.
That happened probably two or three times.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
The third time a guy had his dick out and
he was coming across the street.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
And he tucked it back in as I was getting
near him.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
The other time, I passed my car and the guy's
totally taking care of himself in the car and he's.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
Like, come on, get in.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I'm like, get in, like.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
So the police actually had me in the police car
at one point, driving around trying to identify the guy
so that they could arrest.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
I saw that on the steps at Penn Station one time.
I was coming up from the Long Isle Railroad and
there was a dude just sprawled out on the steps
to Track twenty one jacking it. Oh yeah, And I
went and told the cop and the little thing and like.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
All right, I don't care. Yeah, we have a Jersey
City jerkoff man. Why Jersey City jerkoff man. And I'm
so used to having just walked past them a million
times because he's always doing the same thing, obviously, and Brandon,
my boyfriend, not used to it. So we're walking down
the street and he grabs me and like yanks me
to the other side. He's like, stay away from that.
I'm like, oh, the jerk offf manout him.
Speaker 12 (11:25):
It sounds like a superhero.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
We were a friend and I just finished innner walking
down sixth Avenue back actually close to where we had
the event last night, and we're passing this guy and
he's laying on the street and I see him shaking,
and I'm like, I look at him, like I turn
to my friend and I go, should we call an
ambulance because I thought he was having a seizure. And
then my friend looks he goes for what lotion and
(11:47):
Kleenex and totally jerking it right, yeah, right on the street,
looking at girls passing by and just jerking it. And
I'm like, what the fuck is going on this world?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I love it, Like Nate and I will text each
other throughout the day of things that we see as
we're driving home.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
It's the funny. It's my favorite part of the day.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I actually called him because I'd never seen anything like
this before. I'm pretty sure it was somebody on meth
or crack, but she was like full on Tony Sopranos style,
drop kicking a man laying on the sidewalk like this,
And I'm like, you know how you drive past something
like you might get with the guy with his dick
(12:30):
hanging out and you'd be like, did I just see that? Yeah,
that's what I did, because I can't fully see.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
What we don't get these shows on the West Side.
We go west and we don't have this.
Speaker 12 (12:39):
Yeah, but you live in Jersey City.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
I was the fifty eleven scary.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Live like two blocks for me.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
I don't know why I don't see any of this stuff.
Maybe he won't try it.
Speaker 12 (12:50):
He does not see it. Though we talked about this.
He does not see everything that's going on.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Seasons. If you had a man with his dick hanging
out and didn't even.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Realize it might have happened. Actually, think about it.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
He was strawberry shaming the man with this dick out
he's examining. Have you seen those strawberries? Don't mind what's
happening down there though.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Oh, I'm trying to get Andrew to come in here
and verify the jerk off Man story.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
But he's busy down the hall.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Oh, can't busy.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Busy, busy, very busy.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That guy, Well, on that note should be on jerk
off Man.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
How long has it been the hell of a note?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Thirteen minutes?
Speaker 9 (13:23):
I mean, how about the woman who defecated on the
guy's windshield. I mean you can end on that one. Oh,
you see the video going around.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Oh, a naked woman comes up to a guy, would hope,
climbs on the hall and then puts her butt cheeks
against the windshield.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
And the next thing, well, you could just assume that I.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Would love to see that from the inside. That's got
to be a.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly that's the end. You're getting it
from the inside. Wait, is somebody the guy in the car? Yeah,
Oh my god, it's all over there. It's a viral video.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Send us.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Where do I google?
Speaker 9 (13:54):
If I'm gonna go naked woman sits a windshield? Yes? That,
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Don't spray the wipe or fluid on that.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Imagine driving behind that.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
My question is what did he bang it on?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Just bang on?
Speaker 9 (14:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
I don't know, But is there corn involved?
Speaker 9 (14:13):
It's out there?
Speaker 12 (14:13):
When did I have corn?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I don't know. If you're gonna find it?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
All right, Ral, it's everywhere.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
It's out there. Well, it was unless someone took it down.
It was disgusting, guys. Porn hub it was a couple
of months ago. It was not porn hub.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
A windshield.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
I saw it in my own eyes.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I don't know why, but vomit videos make me laugh.
I just make me. It's funny to me.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Oh my god. First of all, all of these take
you to dirty porn sites where people are soliciting for this.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Ah.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
Well, it's out there, like I've seen it on a
glass table, but never a wind shield.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
You find it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I don't know if this one's it is this one it.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
That's the wall. Oh, it gets good. It's a few
minutes long. You gotta come around. Okay, we gotta sign off,
sign off.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That lady pooping on cars sign off.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Bye.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
That is a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It hasn't happened.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Here comes here, It comes on the window. Precipice.
Speaker 10 (15:15):
What is all that? Rather your expressions than than watching.
Speaker 13 (15:27):
That's the one you start going.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
I want to see.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Goodbye.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
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