What Do You Want From The Farmstand?

Elvis is making a run to his local farmstand and we have a whole list of things he needs to pick up!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Horny.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Show, Horny Show Podcast. Let's do it. We got a
room full today.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
We've got Danielle, We've got Scary, there's Straight and Nate,
Scottie B. Garrett's here, uh Gandhi not here but hopefully
shall be back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Fingers crossed. I know she's doing really well. We heard from
her sister, right, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, the procedure went well. We are good while on
the road to recovery, so it's all good, all right.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I may not be here for the entire podcast. I
have to go to the farm stand.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I wish.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Okay, now, are you gonna be the first one?

Speaker 7 (00:41):
No? You have our shopping list of res I do.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I've had okay, request for six ears of corn, three tomatoes,
a dozen eggs. I need plums and cherries for Scottie Bee.
He loves the yellow Rainier cherries.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I love how he's like, You're like so kind to say, hey,
does anybody want anything, and he's like, I'd like near
cherrywould just get me some cherries.

Speaker 8 (01:05):
If not all cherries are created, you'll take whatever cherries
they got. The California bings. I mean you get those anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
How about just get.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
What you can get what you get you can't, don't get.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Us set Okay, well if they don't have your favorite rainiers,
and maybe I'll another cherry whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:21):
The season's almost over for cherries.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's very, very.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Upset expensive though. Cherries are very when.

Speaker 9 (01:27):
They're on sale.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Oh see, they have good candalops there.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh yeah, let me write this down.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
You should go now because you got to get there early.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
They bring it fresh theyr.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
We're fine, it's nine thirty in the morning. We're good.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I would be there. What time is that that that
tractor roll up? Because I would be there the instant
that that John deers.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, you know what, sometimes they replenished corn all day long.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
So when when it comes to the Halloween season, will
you bring me like a nice pumpkin from.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
There if you want. They've got gords of all sites.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I would like that.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
I can go for some apple cider donuts.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
It's not the season they.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Make their.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh those are so good.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
They have them. They taste the same year round. Okay,
now do that because I haven't hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on apple cider donuts.

Speaker 10 (02:19):
Okay, all right, yeah, I have an homage farm stand
that I love, and they have the best produce I've
ever seen in my entire life.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Do they have baked goods at your farm stand?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Of course, they've got pies, pies right now.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
It's it's peach season, so I would go for a
peach cobbler.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
They have cobblers, No, no cobblers. This is this pies.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
They're eating a peach pie right now, if it's baked.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
By somebody to farm.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Harry goes the reasoning, Yeah, what happened to your giving
up sugar?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
They're done very well. But I, Danielle and I had
this conversation.

Speaker 10 (02:53):
We allow ourselves one cheat day a week because if
you don't, you're gonna fall off that way.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
But daniel he's gonna eat an entire good pie, not
the entire thing.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Okay, do they have the mini pies?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Because you're gonna get a pie.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
You're gonna like it.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Now, I will tell you if you want to take
advantage of peach season, and they are beautiful this year,
grill your peaches.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I told you about this during the song earlier and earlier.
What you do? Cut a peach in half, take the
stone out, take the pit out right, brush just a
little bit of olive oil and a little salt and pepper,
and just grill both sides and then you slice it,
eat it with a salad or.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
So before they throw peaches and salad.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
They usually do that, not always. No, you can do
un grilled, but grilled peaches. I tell you. When you
grill them, Danielle, the heat brings out the sweetness even
more so you don't have to beat sugar.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Heat brings out the sweet Does your farm stand have soaps?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Soaps? I don't. I'm sure if they have soaps.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I cruised right the tallow Do you need beef tallow
that are chapsticks?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I mean, so you know what you're getting at the
amage store, because you remember when I went and I
thought I was getting like this muffin mix, and I
was so excited to get home and make these muffins.
I'm like, this has got to be it was it.
I don't know what it was, but it wasn't a
muffin mix. I think it was pudding.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
I think it was a pudding putting mix because when
I got.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Home I put it in and it looks.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Like this is the wrong an amige thing I'm not
going to an Amorge stand.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's it's it's.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
It's the sign and my Amish farm stand here. Can
you see that.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
They misspelled it's made homemade.

Speaker 9 (04:40):
What's her name?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Her Homemads? She put on what.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, So I'm gonna go to the farm stand and
if you want to text me some last minute editions,
but keep in mind, I'm gonna be comedy to.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
The thank you.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
This is really a treat I don't get.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
We don't get this kind of freshness now where I
live in Jersey City.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I you have like a farm farmers market like once a week.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I think even then.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
I heard that that's bogus. I had these farmers markets.
Some of them are Scamboni's. They don't They're not really
as fresh as you think.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
You gotta gor alisons. You gotta go to the side
of the road.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
But even then, sometimes you know one stand is better
than another because they all they all come from different soil,
different different farms. And all right, well, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Then.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's been nice talking to you.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah, tomorrow I can get this straight.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
What what's that?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Can we have a corn eating competition tomorrow? Like a
watermelon eating competition with the corner on the cob.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
If you want to, if you want to be defeated, sure, okay,
So six corn, three tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Do you want like a perfectly round tomato? Do you
want cherry tomatoes?

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Want a nice firm tomato?

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Dude, dude, go for the heirloom.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Those are the you want an heirlooms. Heirloms. We're running
kind of like for airlooms right now.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, So six corns, three tomatoes, a dozen eggs for
scary plums, cherries, hopefully the yellow reneered cherries, cantalope, and
apple cider donuts.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
And don't forget like Gandhi might be here tomorrow. She
hasn't had a chance to put in her request, So
just like get her a couple of things.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Maybe I'll give her some soap.

Speaker 11 (06:10):
It doesn't count if they don't grow it here, Like
should I not get something that's not actually grown here?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, the farm stands the three I go to, they
grow all of their stuff.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
Okay, so they probably won't be cherries then.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, Well, if there's no homegrown cherries, I will not
bring you cherries.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
They don't have soap. I'll take some jerky.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
They do make fresh jerky, have fresh grown jerky.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
They want oats there, like.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, there's no oats here. This is minus oats. Then
go to yours.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Then, mate, you're getting cow chips.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You're getting You're getting a corn is all you're getting.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
If they don't have soap or jerky, I'll take some fudge.
I'm getting fudge.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Budget.

Speaker 10 (07:00):
See, those people have all sorts of time, But you
got diabetes.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
I could eat soap if I want to.

Speaker 11 (07:07):
Most most country farm stands are just a little cart
on the side of the road.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
It's not a big giant snow.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
They've they've got, they've wizened up. Man like you go
to mine. They bring in trailers of all his fresh produce,
and you gotta get there early. You gotta get there
early to get the fresh pick of all.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
The Oh yeah, when we were in Ohio, I don't
know which part of the town it was, but there
was an there's a very famous Amish store and it
was awesome. They sold so good penny candy. I mean
they had so many cool They had these little pies
that they made stuffed with cream, cheese and cherries.

Speaker 11 (07:39):
Oh my god, I think a true farm stand is
only something that's grown at that particular farm and they
just bring it out to the stand.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
Well, it is like mine is, you know, or the
collection of farms that they all have in their family.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
I'm sus at the City, the City farmers Market.

Speaker 10 (07:54):
We have something a market in our town on what Saturdays?

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah, they do like there's doesn't look.

Speaker 9 (08:01):
They run over to the shop run and they buy
a bushel of green bees.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
You should totally do that, right, you know, it didn't
feel right going to the farmers market in Hoboken, New Jersey.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
What the Naturaleah?

Speaker 9 (08:16):
No, they bring that stuff in from the farms. It's
Jersey fresh.

Speaker 11 (08:18):
Do they have farms out on Long Island? Absolutely? Really,
Oh my god, especially out east. But you know, the
further out east to go, the more land there is,
or the more farms are. But when I was a kid,
right behind my house was acres and acres and acres
of potato farms. It was the Rock Camp Farm and
it was potatoes and so we were kids. After they
would harvest them, we'd go pick up all the leftovers

(08:39):
and we had potatoes for days and days.

Speaker 10 (08:41):
Now, speaking of potatoes, so I was on Facebook Marketplace
the other day and Danielle I saw this.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Would you read it?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Everybody?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
What this is and how much it is?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Okay, this is.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Heart shaped potato.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
And it actually looks like, oh, look on thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Crazy, It's like the Jesus, It's like, that's like.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
Potato. Want to but I got one to show you?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know someone what you got to?

Speaker 11 (09:10):
Yeah, I just I could have sold this potato for
ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
Look at that one?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Oh, don't comment, don't comment?

Speaker 9 (09:22):
Oh, this one?

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Sorry, disgusting.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's disgusting something.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
So this is not good now you're.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
Talking about it was in the supermarket?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
O God, did you take that home with you?

Speaker 9 (09:36):
How about this one?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
What do we look at?

Speaker 6 (09:40):
You gotta show the zoom one? Is you gotta show
the zoom two?

Speaker 7 (09:44):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (09:45):
God?

Speaker 10 (09:46):
Okay, okay, zoo didn't say a word.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Didn't say a word.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's adulterated food product.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Hey man, I just find him in the supermarket.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well do you think we're done?

Speaker 9 (10:02):
I look at the sides of the zucchini. Hat I
hope I get.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
I hope I get soapd.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Bye everybody, Jesus gott

Speaker 2 (10:14):
You the fifteen minute morning show