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August 10, 2023 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast melting.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Showee morning show podcast. Maybe it'll be fifteen minutes, maybe not?
Maybe not? Should we take a vote? Should we change
the name of the podcast?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I think we I really think we should.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
We called guess that time podcast or let's just.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Call it a podcast or close to fifteen minutes, just
the minutes morning show, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
The several minutes morning shows. Yes, anyway, whatever you call it.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
We're here, Scotty bees in the other room. High Scotty. Hello,
they're wearing his pink. There's Gondhee and there's Scotty. Garrett's here,
and here's Danielle and Nate Hello, and Deanna's on the camera.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
All right, where do we start? Any ideas? I want
to talk about Patty Steele. How awesome is she?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Yeah, Patty was on the show today. We've known her
for many years, and now it was great to work
with her again as she's on our podcast network with
her new podcast based on history.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yeah, she had such a great voice. I never really
listened to her at length because I never worked with her.
And then ever since I've been in New York City,
I've been on the air, so I can't listen to
Patty or couldn't listen to Patty when she was on
another morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
If you didn't hear the interview with Patty still earlier,
go back and listen to it on demand, because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's worth listening to. So you've never met her, Gondhi thought.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I thought she was awesome. I could listen to her
speak all day. I like the stuff that she was
talking about. And she's on to something five to six
minute episodes.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh yeah, whoops, as we do the fifteen minute morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
Podcast exactly, So we should do the five to x
minute morning to five.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Or we do one podcast and then we split it
up all week.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Our podcast is three times the length of one of hers.
Maybe we need to take a note.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I think we should change it to the five minute
morning show podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
Yes, do you know that Patty was one of the
people who showed me that you could have a family
and a career at the same time, because when I
met her, you know, when I started here, she had
just had Jake, and I became Jake's babysitter for a while,
and she was still doing her thing and getting it
done and living her life and being this strong woman,
and I thought, wow, I'm like, you can do it all.
And she's one of the people that.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Showed me that.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
And her kids, all three of them are so different
from each other. At the same time, they're all three
just really really great, great human beings. So there, So Gandhi,
you can have it all. Go ahead, have that baby.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
I'm all sut things because then you have to send
them to college and you want you want to just.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Crawl into the bed and cry, and then everyone's so sad.
Today was like secretly sad, and nobody knew about it. Yeah, today,
like I say, know about it now.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hey, Scottie, do you know if your dog ate all
of the Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Just got the call from the neighbor. The jerky is safe.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Okay, so the jerky is safe. Sounds like code language
for something. We're sending a boxes of beef, jerkey and
other great things to the troops in a top secret
location we can't talk about. Thanks to our friend Brandy
who listens to our show. She wanted to send it
all to her son and her son's friends who are serving.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
And so the dog did not eat the jerky.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
He did not.

Speaker 9 (03:10):
He was sniffing around, but he did not eat them,
so that those boxes are all going out today.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
Scottie Sawyer, did you tell your neighbor what the jerky
was for? You just said, hey, just said, I'll explain later.
His neighbor's sitting all day going with all that jerky.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
There's a lot of jerk jerky. It was seventy pounds
of Jerky's got.

Speaker 9 (03:30):
Well, I mean the total weight on all those boxes
is one hundred and change pounds. It was about one
hundred and eighty dollars Alberto. It was everything Jack Links, Alberto,
some trendy stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh, I love the trendy ones. Yeah, there's trendy jerky.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, they have turkey jerky. There's bison jerky, bison jerky.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I think they only wanted beef.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
Ye, No, they're beef, but they're there. They have trendy brands. Also,
there's Crave. I got this classic Slim Him, I got everything.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Why would you only want beef because.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
I requested all beef first of all. Secondly, we don't
know where they are. We don't know if it's okay
to eat turkey there.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
We don't know turkey. But I don't know. All I
knows they requested beef.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
They got the venison and ostrich maybe you know India right.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
You can you can, you can eat it.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You can eat it, and we don't want pork product. Hey,
so wait, what else did you send other than jerky?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (04:28):
I sent some granola. I sent some dried apple crisps
and stuff like that. I sent lots of electrolyte powder
like gatorade powder that they could put in water bottles,
energy type powder stuff, protein things, socks. She requested some
socks also, so I got a couple of packages of socks,
some Elvis Duran swag.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
What about some Porto mags? Did you throw those in there?
I should have.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
She requested crossword puzzle books. I didn't have a chance
to get those, but I could have gone into my
bathroom and tickets some old porn and throw it.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
I remember years ago, you used to go to the
magazine stand and they would have like it was a
black bar over the and you'd only see the titles of.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Those Do they even have those apps? They still they
still they still sell, Like we're swanking jugs you can still.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Find I would love to crack up on a copy
of Jugs right now?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Who's reading it on an airplane.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
No.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
Actually, I cleared everything out of my attic about two
years ago during COVID. I'm like, you know what, I
got to go up there and see what's there. And
I mean, luckily we had a dumpster in front of
the house at that time because we were doing some
work downstairs. I put them, wrapped them tight in black
garbage bags and threw them underneath like beams and the dumpster.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yeah, what do you do with stuff like that? It's
hard to get rid of it is because so my
axe had a collection of weird stuff that I found
it when I was cleaning out the house. I had
to get rid of it, and so I put in
a trash bag. I'm like, where do I put this?

(06:02):
I mean, they could trace it back to me and
it wasn't even mine.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
You gotta light it on fire, you think, right?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Fire? I don't know if the stuff.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I think if this stuff burned it would kill you
the fumes.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Do you remember that time years ago when I was
finally cleaning out all my VHS tapes. I mean I
had a lot of them, and I had them into
black garbage bags in front of my house and I
watched the garbagemen on my camera and they lifted the
bag and it broke and the tapes went every scars.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, that would only happen to you.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
They just left it.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Wait, so what happened?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I came home from work and I picked them all up,
put him in the garbage. Yeah, you had that many
It broke the bag.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Yes, you should have seen when I moved him out
of his apartment before he moved to Long Island, he
had boxes and they were all with hidden code words
on them.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
And what was the craziest title of like one of
those who shaved Asia or something like that.

Speaker 9 (07:00):
Look, I mean it was many many years of VHS
tapes are bulky, you know. I mean from the time
I was like fourteen or fifteen I started getting taped.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
How many tapes do you think you had over the years?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah? How many thousands?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
No, I'd never reached the thousand, but definitely in the hundreds.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
So would you okay, would you watch the entire tape?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah? And I would be kind to myself and rewind
it so I could watch it again when.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I needed to. So would you have favorite seams you
would go back to? Yes.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Wild Girl's Cleaning service was one of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, what did they do?

Speaker 9 (07:29):
I actually just found that one a couple of weeks
ago because I was cleaning my closet out and there
was one or two errant tapes, like hidden in a bin.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I just us, you still have lots of tapes left
in your house?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
No, no, no, no, I'm pretty sure I got them all
at this point, hopefully, pretty.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Sure there's gonna be one errant tape that it was
just tapes.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
You didn't have magazines or did you?

Speaker 5 (07:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I did.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
I cleared those out of the attic. Those are all gone.
There was like two or three I saved. There was
like the Penthouse, like twenty fifth anniverse.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
So you're totally addicted to porn. No, well, what do
you mean?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
No, I sounded I don't think that's in a diction.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
You would be on a TLC.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Episode election a fascination.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I was very busy when I was a teenager, and
you know, you put the dick in a diction. But
you know me, I'm a hoarder, so it's hard for
me to get rid of the.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Hord. Yeah, cereal and porn.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
We used to have like cable channels and we used
and they were scrambled, and we used to have to
try it.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Every once in a while. You could see something, but
I could totally fly by, yeah, like, oh my god,
I see something. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
We would sit there for hours trying to hope that
it would unscramble itself.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
My god, how desh?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Every once in a while it did.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Watch Electric Blue on Playboy Channel.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I remember the Spice Network.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Gandhi, Daniel, what do you think you're talking about?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Hundreds?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's kind of whatever, dude, It's no different what today. Okay,
so teenage boys are now just looking at crap on
their phone? Is that a quate same thing? They have
hundreds of videos, throw them all away.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I know.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
It's like a totally different ballgame when you can just
type it in and look at it on your phone.
Then like having to go acquire hundreds of tapes, yeah,
and then hide them somewhere and use a VCR to
watch it and then rewind it.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
That just seems so intense.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
My box in the basement said bathing suits on it.

Speaker 11 (09:03):
And yeah, my friend Chris Schwartz in high school, he
would pirate them. He had three VHS machines set up
in his closet and he would get a rental like, uh,
you know, Miami Spice too. He would rent porn and
they dub it onto other cassettes and then sell it
to all the other guys at school.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
So it's illegal.

Speaker 11 (09:25):
Chris Schwartz's locker if you want Miami Spice too, that's right,
that's what he used to.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Okay, you laugh, but you know it was.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
It was. It was.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It was hard to it was hard to excuse me.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
It was.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It was like climbing a mountain. It was. It was rough.
It wasn't ask Preston how easy it is these days.
I'm just saying, Spencer.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
We had to order stuff out of a catalog or
know somebody that could get These kids today, they have
it easy.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
They just opened their phone and press two buttons and
it's there.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Yeah, except now there's a footprint. We could just have,
you know, tossed it all you did you get?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
You can leave it in the bathing suit.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Is this street in front of your house?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
They that a footprint. Do they clear their cookies?

Speaker 7 (10:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
On their website.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
I don't look to see if they're looking at porn
on their website.

Speaker 10 (10:15):
Oh god, if you were the garbage man and you
picked up the bags and all these VHS tapes flew out.
Wouldn't you be kind of curious and pick one up
and be like, I didn't.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Think you were doing some shady I think like, who
are these of women? Or is this something that? Is
this something that Scottie should be arrested for?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
No, you could tell by the titles that were all
relatively normal.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yea could titles? Who shaved Asia?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Sounds normal?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's right, you guys nineties? Yes, let me look her
up at the.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Time today, he's actually world Asia Carrera.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, Carrera was She and Wayneesworth made. She made the
the the jump from porn to mainstream.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And I think she's a genie. I think she's in
mensa or something. Don't look at current pictures.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, I haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Her lately, James. Are you looking her up there?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Gandhi, I'm looking her up. Asia Carrera American former film actress.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
She's very I can remember that now, glowing endorsement.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Every single picture that pops up is blurred with an eye.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah, you got to push a button to see all that.
All right, Yes, we're done. Hey, uh, who shaved this?
Podcast down. That'd be like a current title for who
shaved this podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
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