August 2, 2023 • 9 mins
Andrew broke some glass by Gandhi’s chair and we convinced him that he caused her to cut her finger. It was only ketchup!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The fifteen Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hello, it's the return of the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
So many people have been complaining. Even my own son
called and said, did you do the podcast today?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hello, Well apparently we've been getting hate mail. Nice for
the tale to wag the dog, as you say, are
in exactly, they've been slacking off.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
I haven't seen or heard of a podcast in two
weeks now, what's going on with these repeats?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, the good news we got Gandhi in on the
podcast today and I.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Know Garrett you said to run out of the room.
He'll come back in a second.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And he's been reading some of the conspiracy conspiracy theory theories.
So some of the theories are we're not getting along or fighting,
why are we not doing a podcast In the minds
of our conspiracy theorists.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
That we're sick of it, We're getting tired of it,
where we don't like to be here, we hate each other.
Gandhi is fighting with everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Really all Gandhi's fighting with everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, okay, it's not true. I know that. I mean,
are we tired of doing them? Yes? Yeah, it's depending
on the fucking ass doing this, You.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Coming up with new topics because like Elvis says, we
do a show for four hours a day and then like,
oh hey, it would be funny or be interesting.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
But you know what, I look at it, Jimmy Kimmel
takes the entire summer off when he when Late Night
was on, you know, the entire summer he would be off.
Jimmy doesn't get hate, hate tweets and hate dms going, right,
but still.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It is he doesn't, but he doesn't talk about them.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
But then I look at shows like Friends Too, Friends
and Seinfeld. They were on for ten seasons, but they
were only on once a week for a half hour
for what twenty weeks in the entire year exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
But the thing is we were giving them four podcasts per week, right,
and it went from six, hold on, it went from
sixty to zero overnight.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And I'll tell you why. It's summertime. We have schedules
or we're not here.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
We've had some people in and out because of health reasons,
so we can't get a podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
On every day. But there's no hate going on here.
We're all getting along. We're getting along because we're never here.
You know it's great.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
The people that are watching are listening to it and going, oh,
they're talking to me right now. And I said once
and I'll say it again, what do you expect for free?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
This is free entertainment.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
He's getting on a free radio show for four hours
every day. We're giving you free podcasts. This is not
We're not behind a paywall. This isn't only fans or
Patreon page. This is free.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Contentt scary, scary, it's almost totally it's not totally free.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I mean there is, there's some money in exchange because
of us.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, but they're receiving us for free, like they don't
have to subscribe, but they support us. We have money
coming in because they support us. So therefore we don't
talk to them like that. My apologies.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Now all that hate that was going towards us not
being here is now it's transferring over to Skary.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
We do not agree with one thing he say anyway,
So we're back today. We'll do a few podcasts a week,
and that's we're gonna do our best couple. Yeah, but
these conspiracies.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Keep them coming wherever you think. I can't wait for
that meme?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Can that be the cover of the podcast because they
put like a three second clim up top.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
No no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, no no. Can we move on? Can we move on?
So there's something going on here in the room and
we want you to watch it in action how it works.
So Danielle has to tell the story.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, So yesterday Gandhi wasn't here because she was getting
a check up. And she has this planter, this thing
that waters her plants.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
It was a glass, right, It's a glass too, with
a little mushroom on top. You fill it up with water,
put it in the plant and it's supposed to slowly
water the plant over time.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yesterday Andrew broke it right by her seat, and there
was all these glass pieces all over right, and I'm
like yelling at him, Andrew, you need to make sure
you clean everything up on the floor, on the table.
Gandhi's been going through enough. She doesn't need to cut
herself tomorrow. Please make sure it's clean. Blah blah blah.
So I called Gandhi last night. I go, I have
an idea. Let's pretend you got cut.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Bring in some ketchup.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It now and then we'll.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Bring Yeah, I'm gonna wrap my hand, but I.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Need to call him on the phone and like and
yell at him.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
What we would really do is like, let's say we're
having a conversation. All of a sudden, Ghani says.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Ouch, oh my god, what is this? And then you're like,
oh wait, wait wait wait, you're like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
God, I told him not to.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm gonna go yell get.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Now, everybody, everybody, Okay, you're over acting.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
My gosh, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And okay, okay, is he kemingy because.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You didn't whatever I told?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Nice going, dude, so claim you did this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You didn't clean up the glass yesterday like he was
up the glass.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
No you didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Look's are you happy, my friend?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's real blood?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yes, real blood?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What do you mean is it real blood?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Do we have a like a first aid kit?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay? Wait a minute. So why were you over there
breaking her ship?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I wasn't it was you didn't tell me you broke
it because.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Everyone said it was a duel.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I feel I feel attacked.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You she's she's bleeding out over here, and you feel attacked?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Can I see it?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
And what could I tell you. What did I tell you?
I said, she doesn't need any typical millennial.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
She's bleeding and he feels attacked.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
He's triggered.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Unfortunately, unfortunately the cut smelled like catchup, fake blood.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Everybody out there is very worried about Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They're like, what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
The joke's on them? Who knows? To Danielle you're acting?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I thought it was a bit overboard, so I went
over to Scotty.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Hey, Scottie, Yeah, what happened? That was the catchup? I
asked you to get us.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Oh that was for the that was for your finger.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, okay, I about him Jack intern.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Jack is getting the band aid and he has no idea.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Let's get Jack but no, but how can we make
feel make him feel awful?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Thank gosh, j I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I really thought it cleaned it any like E M
S experience. Nice by the way, nice jumper, by the way.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I know it's Jack's birthday today.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Have your birthday? Jack? What are you gonna do to celebrate?
You're talking to him like.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm just hanging out here and sharing it with you.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
One hundred Jack Parr question, let's lame. You need friends?
To take you out. Well, I know I'm going out
like later.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I think I'm going to dinner with my family and
then after that I'm getting dessert with some of my friends.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Blow it out.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Maybe Jack Parr Jack Parr, of course, the first host
of The Tonight Show.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Ye back in the nineteen did your parents name you
Jack Parr because of Jack Parr?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, they named me after a relative. It is John Parr,
but they didn't want the name John. So god Jack, So.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I keep in mind, I mean Parr was already there.
They didn't name him Jack Parr Schmidt. That's par for
the course.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
And you know that I very rarely able to remember
interns names, but I remember.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Because it's Hijack. I always say Hijack because.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
I remember that. Yeah, and there's another one. And also
Hileiah because she's is Hyaliah in Florida. Her name is
Leah so Hi Leiah, so I remember that also.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Association.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Jack actually bought the jumper for his birthday over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I did. I got it at Montalk.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
It was a little pricey, but.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh my god, everything is pricey.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
In It's the same brand as Greta Kerwigg's jumper that
she wore for on the bar.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Very important. He's noticed that. Pretty good. That's what the
lady at the sort told me. So back to the band, n.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, we don't need it now because it.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Was a joke, but I'm glad because of the joke
and we had some time with you. Jack, Jack, there
you go, Jack, Happy birthday from known as Jack Carr
because well that's his name.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
By Jack.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Well, this has been a very eventful fifteen minute morning showing.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I can fuck y'all. I'm playing that for your mom
and dad that we've never ever ever talked. Andrew, are
we done? I think we're done. We're done, Scotty want
to add something to this?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
No, we came back for nine minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What's up? That's all up to shut up Wall.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
He's the guy, he's the guy behind all the hate on.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
He's timing the podcast fifteen.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
That wasn't fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It felt like twenty. Like to do something live on
the show. Look, we gotta go.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And if you have a problem with the podcast, I
can't help you. I can't help you. Thank you. The
fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The fifteen Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hello, it's the return of the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
So many people have been complaining. Even my own son
called and said, did you do the podcast today?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hello, Well apparently we've been getting hate mail. Nice for
the tale to wag the dog, as you say, are
in exactly, they've been slacking off.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
I haven't seen or heard of a podcast in two
weeks now, what's going on with these repeats?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, the good news we got Gandhi in on the
podcast today and I.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Know Garrett you said to run out of the room.
He'll come back in a second.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And he's been reading some of the conspiracy conspiracy theory theories.
So some of the theories are we're not getting along or fighting,
why are we not doing a podcast In the minds
of our conspiracy theorists.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
That we're sick of it, We're getting tired of it,
where we don't like to be here, we hate each other.
Gandhi is fighting with everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Really all Gandhi's fighting with everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, okay, it's not true. I know that. I mean,
are we tired of doing them? Yes? Yeah, it's depending
on the fucking ass doing this, You.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Coming up with new topics because like Elvis says, we
do a show for four hours a day and then like,
oh hey, it would be funny or be interesting.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
But you know what, I look at it, Jimmy Kimmel
takes the entire summer off when he when Late Night
was on, you know, the entire summer he would be off.
Jimmy doesn't get hate, hate tweets and hate dms going, right,
but still.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It is he doesn't, but he doesn't talk about them.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
But then I look at shows like Friends Too, Friends
and Seinfeld. They were on for ten seasons, but they
were only on once a week for a half hour
for what twenty weeks in the entire year exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
But the thing is we were giving them four podcasts per week, right,
and it went from six, hold on, it went from
sixty to zero overnight.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And I'll tell you why. It's summertime. We have schedules
or we're not here.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
We've had some people in and out because of health reasons,
so we can't get a podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
On every day. But there's no hate going on here.
We're all getting along. We're getting along because we're never here.
You know it's great.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
The people that are watching are listening to it and going, oh,
they're talking to me right now. And I said once
and I'll say it again, what do you expect for free?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
This is free entertainment.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
He's getting on a free radio show for four hours
every day. We're giving you free podcasts. This is not
We're not behind a paywall. This isn't only fans or
Patreon page. This is free.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Contentt scary, scary, it's almost totally it's not totally free.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I mean there is, there's some money in exchange because
of us.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, but they're receiving us for free, like they don't
have to subscribe, but they support us. We have money
coming in because they support us. So therefore we don't
talk to them like that. My apologies.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Now all that hate that was going towards us not
being here is now it's transferring over to Skary.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
We do not agree with one thing he say anyway,
So we're back today. We'll do a few podcasts a week,
and that's we're gonna do our best couple. Yeah, but
these conspiracies.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Keep them coming wherever you think. I can't wait for
that meme?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Can that be the cover of the podcast because they
put like a three second clim up top.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
No no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, no no. Can we move on? Can we move on?
So there's something going on here in the room and
we want you to watch it in action how it works.
So Danielle has to tell the story.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, So yesterday Gandhi wasn't here because she was getting
a check up. And she has this planter, this thing
that waters her plants.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
It was a glass, right, It's a glass too, with
a little mushroom on top. You fill it up with water,
put it in the plant and it's supposed to slowly
water the plant over time.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yesterday Andrew broke it right by her seat, and there
was all these glass pieces all over right, and I'm
like yelling at him, Andrew, you need to make sure
you clean everything up on the floor, on the table.
Gandhi's been going through enough. She doesn't need to cut
herself tomorrow. Please make sure it's clean. Blah blah blah.
So I called Gandhi last night. I go, I have
an idea. Let's pretend you got cut.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Bring in some ketchup.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It now and then we'll.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Bring Yeah, I'm gonna wrap my hand, but I.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Need to call him on the phone and like and
yell at him.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
What we would really do is like, let's say we're
having a conversation. All of a sudden, Ghani says.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Ouch, oh my god, what is this? And then you're like,
oh wait, wait wait wait, you're like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
God, I told him not to.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm gonna go yell get.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Now, everybody, everybody, Okay, you're over acting.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
My gosh, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And okay, okay, is he kemingy because.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You didn't whatever I told?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Nice going, dude, so claim you did this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You didn't clean up the glass yesterday like he was
up the glass.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
No you didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Look's are you happy, my friend?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's real blood?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yes, real blood?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What do you mean is it real blood?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Do we have a like a first aid kit?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay? Wait a minute. So why were you over there
breaking her ship?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I wasn't it was you didn't tell me you broke
it because.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Everyone said it was a duel.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I feel I feel attacked.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You she's she's bleeding out over here, and you feel attacked?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Can I see it?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
And what could I tell you. What did I tell you?
I said, she doesn't need any typical millennial.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
She's bleeding and he feels attacked.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
He's triggered.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Unfortunately, unfortunately the cut smelled like catchup, fake blood.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Everybody out there is very worried about Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They're like, what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
The joke's on them? Who knows? To Danielle you're acting?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I thought it was a bit overboard, so I went
over to Scotty.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Hey, Scottie, Yeah, what happened? That was the catchup? I
asked you to get us.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Oh that was for the that was for your finger.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, okay, I about him Jack intern.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Jack is getting the band aid and he has no idea.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Let's get Jack but no, but how can we make
feel make him feel awful?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Thank gosh, j I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I really thought it cleaned it any like E M
S experience. Nice by the way, nice jumper, by the way.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I know it's Jack's birthday today.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Have your birthday? Jack? What are you gonna do to celebrate?
You're talking to him like.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm just hanging out here and sharing it with you.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
One hundred Jack Parr question, let's lame. You need friends?
To take you out. Well, I know I'm going out
like later.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I think I'm going to dinner with my family and
then after that I'm getting dessert with some of my friends.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Blow it out.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Maybe Jack Parr Jack Parr, of course, the first host
of The Tonight Show.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Ye back in the nineteen did your parents name you
Jack Parr because of Jack Parr?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, they named me after a relative. It is John Parr,
but they didn't want the name John. So god Jack, So.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I keep in mind, I mean Parr was already there.
They didn't name him Jack Parr Schmidt. That's par for
the course.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
And you know that I very rarely able to remember
interns names, but I remember.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Because it's Hijack. I always say Hijack because.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
I remember that. Yeah, and there's another one. And also
Hileiah because she's is Hyaliah in Florida. Her name is
Leah so Hi Leiah, so I remember that also.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Association.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Jack actually bought the jumper for his birthday over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I did. I got it at Montalk.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
It was a little pricey, but.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh my god, everything is pricey.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
In It's the same brand as Greta Kerwigg's jumper that
she wore for on the bar.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Very important. He's noticed that. Pretty good. That's what the
lady at the sort told me. So back to the band, n.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, we don't need it now because it.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Was a joke, but I'm glad because of the joke
and we had some time with you. Jack, Jack, there
you go, Jack, Happy birthday from known as Jack Carr
because well that's his name.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
By Jack.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Well, this has been a very eventful fifteen minute morning showing.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I can fuck y'all. I'm playing that for your mom
and dad that we've never ever ever talked. Andrew, are
we done? I think we're done. We're done, Scotty want
to add something to this?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
No, we came back for nine minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What's up? That's all up to shut up Wall.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
He's the guy, he's the guy behind all the hate on.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
He's timing the podcast fifteen.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
That wasn't fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It felt like twenty. Like to do something live on
the show. Look, we gotta go.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And if you have a problem with the podcast, I
can't help you. I can't help you. Thank you. The
fifteen Minute Morning Show
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