July 27, 2023 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about your on your podcast? Fine
Elvis present fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, welcome to the fifteen Minute Mornings your podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hello, Hi, some of us are here.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I see Gandhi and Danielle and Froggy and Garrett's here.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And are you hosting? Scared?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, no no, I'm just opening it up. In fact,
that's really the way the podcast should roll.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Don't you think someone opens it, introduces the room, and
then it just takes flight. You know, I call that
a symposium.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
It's hard to top what happened yesterday. I was called yesterday.
Anything we do today we'll pail in comparisons.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
If you haven't listened to him in his potty mouth,
you really because you guys good?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
He tweeted about it. He did.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Yeah, He tweeted that he taught some American hosts the
words clunge, men and nuts.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I looked them up after the podcast. I was like,
what he said that?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
But then again, it's not It doesn't hit the same
for us, because to us, those are just words that
are nonsense, words that don't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
All right, So where do we want to go with this?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
Leath want to start down a path?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
What's on your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, can I.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Tell you you want to you want to talk about
what happened yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I got to see Scary's true road rage. Oh why
don't we start with that?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, Gandhi and I got to see road rage.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I was very very patient at first.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
What happened was we were driving far away from here,
already in Jersey City, where I was just doing my thing,
driving down the road, and this car.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
In front of me starts going really.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Slow, and I can't go around the car because the
single lane street going in wonder and the car stops
slowly at a stop sign and then waits for about
twenty seconds to go. I'm like, all right, they're probably busy,
whatever the case, how rude. I was getting angry. Though
I was getting angry. I was starting to simmer. Next thing,
you know, the car goes, it starts going, and then it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Slows down again. Now it's going and.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
It's the speed limit twenty five. The car's going five
ten miles an hour, and I'm like, I don't want
to honk, but I see a finger come out of
the side of the friggin from the passenger side. I
see someone shooting a finger at me. I'm like, what
the hell are they doing? That can't be for me?
So I ignore that and we continue to go really slow,
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and I'm having all.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The patients in the world and it's taking everything.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
In my power to bite my tongue and not say anything.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
But then, and then then I saw this. I saw
this Scary Haunts on the horn boom, and then I
lost it, hands in the air. I was the car
with Gandhi in front of Scary, driving very slow for
a time.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This what was crazy to me though? I mean, how
long do you think I had my.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Finger out the window, Garrett A good five four or five.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Minutes, middle finger out the window the whole time he
was in the car with Andrew and Sam and the
entire time We're watching them, and He's like, none of
them are looking up from their phones. Sam Andrew aren't
even looking at from their phone. Well, Scary's tossed his
hand up a couple of times, but I don't think
he even sees you flipping them off.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I was crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I assume everybody's got a gun these days, so I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Want to irritate, right, that's a safe assumption.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I don't want to I don't want to irritate drivers.
I don't know what they have in their cars. I
don't know who the person is in front of me,
so I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Yeah, the stuff you see on the news every day,
there's people that are mining their own business and they're
not doing jack shit and they get their ass kicked.
If you if you if somebody's crazy, and I'm obviously
Gondhi was just was just fucking with you. But if
somebody's crazy enough to do that to a stranger that
they don't know, you can't engage with that person because
if they're crazy enough to do that, then who knows
what else they'll do to you.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It took me about five minutes to realize it was
Garrett and Gandhi, But I did lose my shit after
like five minutes of following this car really slowly. And
then you know, that's when I start screaming in my
own car to Andrew and SAand like, you believe.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
This motherfucker in front of me? Can you believe it?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
But you know what, five minutes is a long time
for somebody to slow you down. That's actually a lot
of patience.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Then I saw someone giving me the finger from the
other side, which was Garrett, and I started hawk. I
start nailing the horn like I still they know it
was him, until finally Sam said, oh.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
My god, it's Garrett. It's Gary Gandhi.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh yes, so thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
But it was definitely an experiment in patience. I feel
like for the most part, you were very patient. I
had more patience than most people would have.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But once I broke you. Once I broke you, you
were crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But I know, yeah, it took him.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Actually, I'd ride in the car with Scary all the time,
and I will say it took him much longer to
react then I thought it would. Because normally, when we're
in the car, even if somebody tries to cut them off,
we'll get to a light and he's like, watch, watch,
I'm gonna burn this motherfucker, like immediately as soon.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
As we pull up. Usually the motherfucker in question is
like a bus.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Like a New York City bus, Like, of course you're
gonna hurt him, but it's funny because he'll peel out
and go around him. So I was like, wow, he
really took a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Would you get up here? I have like a supermode
on your gear.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Shift, like sport mode.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Sport mode.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, so I clicked I clicked the gear to the left,
which gives me a quicker pickup.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So if I'm in a red light and I hit
that gas, what is this Mario Kart? I will I will,
I will burn city car.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
So Danielle knowing that there was the one road like
we're getting on and I was like, he's going to
try to get around me, and Gandhi even said it.
So I was ready to slowly go to the left
and slowly go to the right because I don't have
that sport mode in my FOD escape.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So I was like, how do I get to him?
So I slowly go to the left, slowly go to
the word It was.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
It was a fun experiment, honestly because Scary really was patient,
but then watching his face of just pure anger going
from happy, joyous to what the hell are you doing
over there? And then and then back to happiness once
he realized it was Gandhi and I.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
But see now I take from this experiment that Scary's
actually got more patience than I thought he did. He
has a lot more than I do.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
He did.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I think it's because he had two people in the
car with him. If he was by himself, we would
have had a different.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Scarrol after work, I'm detoxing, I'm coming down from I
think he.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Says more about Garrett that like he fucked with you
for five minutes. Like if it's like three minutes, that's fine,
but like Garrett was determined to get a reaction out
of you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, but it was interesting.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Sam had our phone, our head down in the phone
the entire time, and then and Skeary's like getting frustrated.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Sam didn't even blink and then Sam.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Get out got out of the car because Andrew was
part of that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, well, Gandhi called Andrew.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
It was like what you're talking about because we were
off the whole time.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sorry, Oh is this when yesterday you were freaking out
in the car. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, I have to admit it was pretty great once
I knew it was Garrett.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean, scary was laying on the Wait a second,
how long were you on the phone with them, and
they said, Hey, we're fucking with you guys. It's yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I only found out like maybe three minutes into it.
It was I think at the time that you said
you fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You fuck. I couldn't be wrong. Don't quote don't quote her.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Listen, we have places to go, and you know, I
will say driving outside of New York City, in other areas,
especially out west, they are nonchalant about driving and getting places.
Maybe listen, it may not be like that in the
metropolitan areas. Like but but I feel like there's no
sense of urgency to really.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Accomplish any task, let alone driving.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
You can walk into a fast food place and and
it's like, wow, this is this is crazy. This is
taking a long time for this food to arrive because
I'm used to a sense of urgency the New York.
We've heard of what the New York minut is, and
that is to accomplish so much and you're always on
the go and you're you're being you. You speak and you
(08:07):
read with conviction. Right, that doesn't happen out outside of here.
I could be wrong, Scotty, shake your head.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
You're totally right.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
But I don't see it with Froggy though, because I
have friends that live in Florida. They're just very like
laxadaiso like lackadaisical like that.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
That drives me crazy though, Like I always say, this
the moody. If I get behind somebody on the road
and they're driving below the speed limit, I'm like, if
you wanted to get somewhere that fucking slow, then why
don't you just leave home later?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
But you know what my uncle says, because he's that
guy that drives wobble of the speed limit, he says,
that is the limit.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's the highest thing go. No one tells you how
slow you can go.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
I think the speed limit that's it's suggesting, that's how
fast you should go.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Yeah, my dad got a ticket for going too slow
one time. That like, okay, so in our area on
one of the express ways, the speed limit is fifty
five and it says minimum speed forty right next to her,
and you got to take it for doing thirty seven
one time. Yeah, well, you know what, you know what,
You never know what people are doing.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You know.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
There are sometimes where I just want to kill time,
so I'll drive slow. I don't go crazy fast, you know.
And then there are sometimes where I'm I have an
appointment to get to and I want a gun, and
I want to do seventy and the dick in front
of me is doing sixty right, you know, and sometimes
I'm that dick. It just it depends on be slow
in the left lane. Oh yeah, that's sure.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You can't. You cannot be in your left lane. And
that is the passing lane, right, that's the lane that
you go into to get ahead of other people.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Can I say something? If you live in an area
where there's an HOV lane, this drives me absolutely batshit
crazy because when I'm driving home from here, there's an
HOV lane on the Long Island Expressway. But it's not
an effect in the hours that I'm driving so but
people still think it is. So they're doing fifty five
with like four people and that No, it's the fast
lane when it's outside of the hours. You don't ever
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sit there doing fifty five miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I know what I'm doing after work.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It drives me.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
You can't cross over the or you can't get around them.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Not I'm going to need three other people to come
home with me because I'm taking the long way home
to go to Long Island today.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
You don't know, they don't have to be for anyone
that you could be alone and in the lane when
it's not.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
In effect, I'm doing it just a pissue off so
stupid read the spine.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
You know how you can tell Scotty's getting amped is
when his hands start to fly around and he gets
a little jazz hands like he was just doing that's
the best.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
People are dumb and just read the sign. It makes
me so angry off someone hugg him, Andrew hug him. No, don't, Okay,
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
So away from road rage.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, let's change the subject. How's your sister's wedding planning
coming along? Oh, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
The wedding is planned right now.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
How's the run up? I mean is when is the
actual wedding date?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
So the wedding is on Friday? So I will not
be in on Friday or on on.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Friday, I should say I will be off. It's all good.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
It's just we've had a lot of people drop out
because a lot of our friends and family live in
Florida and the fleights are canceled and there's no way
that you can get around this one.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
So you know, it is what it is.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
That it all.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
She's fine. She's like pretty pretty relaxing, low key.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
She's a lot like.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Me in that sense where it's like, what are you
gonna do? What's up, Scotty.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
I'm sorry I need to get angry about one more
traffic thing, because, by all me, I was thinking about this.
So you know, most towns have red light cameras in
their town, you know, So you go through the red
light and you get a ticket. People drive me nuts.
If the light is green, you inch over the line.
You don't sit at the stop line. When the light
is green, you inch over and you wait till you
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can turn. You're allowed to turn on a yellow light.
You don't have to stop on a yellow light. People
jam on their brakes and back get out of here,
and they back up. They back up on a yellow light.
You don't not gonna get a ticket for going through
a yellow light, you idiots. That's all. Sorry?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What else crimes your year?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Scotty?
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Scotty?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What by no?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
I just wrote a ticket to the congressman about a
bike light?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You wrote to the congressman.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Yeah, I had to. I thought there was so safety hazard.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
What is the hazard?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Tell us about it now?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
It's it's really it's just stupid. There's like by my house,
there's a bike path that crosses a major road and
they put this light there that blinks yellow. Then turns
red when a cyclist hits the button, but then it
starts flashing red for the motorists, and the don't walkhand
is still flashing for the cyclists, which means a cyclist
thinks that they can still go across the street, while
the cars think that they can still go. The lights
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just need to be synced up, that's all. It's just
what people are going to get hit, and it's going
to be me. And then I called the town Safety
office yesterday because a tree fell down in a park and.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Yeah, you are that fucking guy, Bro, you really are.
I love you like a brother, but you are that guy.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
They immediately came and roped it off. And I'm like, yep,
my phone call did that from his call? That's rights?
I want action.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
How many minutes we have left because I got a
problem with United Airlines? All right? Well, I want to know.
I want to know if I'm right or wrong? Are well?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
So last Sundays the night, last Sunday night, coming back
from Miami, I had to get home because we had
to do the show Monday morning. So starting at two
o'clock in the afternoon, here it comes. Your flight is
delayed thirty minutes, and you know how this goes. You
get to the airport, flights delayed, another thirty, another thirty,
another thirty. The two people on the ground at Miami
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Airport in the United gate didn't make any announcements, didn't care,
They didn't say a word or what was going on.
They had to have people chase them down and say,
what the fuck is going on? Why is this plane
being delayed four different times? And the guy goes, oh,
it's a bathroom issue and they're fixing it, mate.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And then so so.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
We don't know, like like we don't know it's gonna
like take off one day, but like maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Not to day.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Like we don't know what that accent that's Miami, Miami
as a whole.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It turned into Wisconsin at the end.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
After the fourth and they finally got in the allowed
speaking and I'm like, look, the plane is gonna take
off within the next hour. We go up to them
and say, are you sure this plane is gonna go
off because I still have a chance to get on
another flight and fix this. They're like, yeah, absolutely gonna happen.
We are definitely gonna take off. There's no reason why
it won't. Thirty minutes into that way. It's now seven
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to fifteen PM, a flight that was supposed to leave
at four thirty. This flight is canceled and will be
rescheduled to tomorrow morning. We all go bonkers. Everyone starts scrambling.
I run down the hallway to Delta's terminal and get
on the last flight of the night to a different airport.
I instead of flying into Newark to LaGuardia and get
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on an eight o'clock flight.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Then I had to pay one hundred and fifty dollars
to Oof.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
For Uber to send me home, to get me home
fucking four hundred and fifty dollars later, because there's three
hundred and fifty for the flight I get home at midnight.
I finally get home. Now what am I entitled to?
Is my question?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Well, first of all, you should have used your Uber
points that are expired.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Yes, am I not entitled to my Obviously, the flight
got canceled.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I get my money back there.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
But shouldn't United pick up the cost of my Delta
flight and the one hundred and fifty dollars Uber that
it took for me to get home.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I mean probably you can probably petition for that.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
It's just going to take a long time with the
back and forth with the company to get it.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Hold on, I.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Think I get that plus a travel voucher for all
the stress.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And anxiety serio.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Imagine if they did that for everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, well then they should.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Actually let's not think about everybody else, you know, right.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Listen, that's on them.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
But I am definitely entitled to them paying for my
Delta flight and my Uber home and I want a
travel voucher on United because I spent the whole fucking
day in your airport, in the airport.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
With misinformation or no information. I mean, it's disgusting, alanmember.
All I do is fly United.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
But if you're speaking so highly of them right now,
why would you want to fly them again?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Because well, because you know why?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Because I trust that this was an anomaly and this
won't happen again. But they I need to regain my
trust and my passion in their airline I've used.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
But don't you think that I deserve at least that
and a travel voucher.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
That's nothing too greedy, right for my time and my
stress and my anxiety.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Is right, I will say this as far as United goes.
So when Lisa was trying to get to Vegas. We
booked her on United and she was on the very
first flight out of Jacksonville to Houston and the Houston.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
On to Vegas.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
The flight got in the night before because she was
on a six TOZHO five flight. That flight landed the
night before at nine point thirty. So it's been sitting
at Jacksonville International all night long. Right, they get on
the plane, load the plane. As they start to push
the plane away, they're like, oh, we have a problem
with a tire. We're gonna sit there for.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
A little bit.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
So then they deep planed it and they canceled the flight.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
She gets her flight back.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So I got her flight back the new flight plus
a travel down, but she.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Didn't I had to spend as we were just I
was panicking to get her to Vegas. I just used
miles and put her on adulta flight and got her
in a Vegan.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'm never going to get that back. You got to
call that in. You've got it? Who do I call?
You got it?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I know, because you know what happens.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
You're gonna call and then you're going to be on
hold for I shit, you not seven.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
And a half hours.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That music.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Transfer you and they hang up on you, and then
you're going to want to take a hostage.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
It's going to be even worse. You have to email.
I think you have to email the company about it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I did.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Sometimes you can.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Not that I've done this social media, but you can
know social media, you can do that too. But you
can find the CEO's address, their email address and get
them like copy them on the email.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Usually they get back to you when you do that.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Oh well, in both these cases, yours and mind, these
were their problem. This was not weather related, because there's
a lot of people a lot of times they get
out of it because it's weather related and that that
that's a force of nature. But these were specific issues
with their planes and the problem and it's all on them.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And I love again, Love United. I just want to
see the me.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm gonna have road rage. We're way over.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Whoever ship the bathroom should be responsible.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That should probably happen. They clogged the toilet.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, because that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
People come forward with that one.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
There's that sign there that says, you know, you know,
clogging this toilet with other things than toilet paper will
cause flight delays.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's right there over the toilet seat.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Okay, we're way over, by the way, what do yes?
When Scary asked me to tell the story, I told
him we had two and a half minutes. We're now,
we're now five all six minutes over.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That's a scary story in a it's okay though he's right.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
I agree with him, but I just don't think they're
gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And this podcast give me my money back.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
United by the fifteen Minute Morning Show,
What would you talk about your on your podcast? Fine
Elvis present fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, welcome to the fifteen Minute Mornings your podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hello, Hi, some of us are here.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I see Gandhi and Danielle and Froggy and Garrett's here.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And are you hosting? Scared?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, no no, I'm just opening it up. In fact,
that's really the way the podcast should roll.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Don't you think someone opens it, introduces the room, and
then it just takes flight. You know, I call that
a symposium.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
It's hard to top what happened yesterday. I was called yesterday.
Anything we do today we'll pail in comparisons.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
If you haven't listened to him in his potty mouth,
you really because you guys good?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
He tweeted about it. He did.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Yeah, He tweeted that he taught some American hosts the
words clunge, men and nuts.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I looked them up after the podcast. I was like,
what he said that?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
But then again, it's not It doesn't hit the same
for us, because to us, those are just words that
are nonsense, words that don't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
All right, So where do we want to go with this?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
Leath want to start down a path?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
What's on your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, can I.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Tell you you want to you want to talk about
what happened yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I got to see Scary's true road rage. Oh why
don't we start with that?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, Gandhi and I got to see road rage.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I was very very patient at first.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
What happened was we were driving far away from here,
already in Jersey City, where I was just doing my thing,
driving down the road, and this car.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
In front of me starts going really.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Slow, and I can't go around the car because the
single lane street going in wonder and the car stops
slowly at a stop sign and then waits for about
twenty seconds to go. I'm like, all right, they're probably busy,
whatever the case, how rude. I was getting angry. Though
I was getting angry. I was starting to simmer. Next thing,
you know, the car goes, it starts going, and then it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Slows down again. Now it's going and.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
It's the speed limit twenty five. The car's going five
ten miles an hour, and I'm like, I don't want
to honk, but I see a finger come out of
the side of the friggin from the passenger side. I
see someone shooting a finger at me. I'm like, what
the hell are they doing? That can't be for me?
So I ignore that and we continue to go really slow,
(02:39):
and I'm having all.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
The patients in the world and it's taking everything.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
In my power to bite my tongue and not say anything.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
But then, and then then I saw this. I saw
this Scary Haunts on the horn boom, and then I
lost it, hands in the air. I was the car
with Gandhi in front of Scary, driving very slow for
a time.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This what was crazy to me though? I mean, how
long do you think I had my.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Finger out the window, Garrett A good five four or five.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Minutes, middle finger out the window the whole time he
was in the car with Andrew and Sam and the
entire time We're watching them, and He's like, none of
them are looking up from their phones. Sam Andrew aren't
even looking at from their phone. Well, Scary's tossed his
hand up a couple of times, but I don't think
he even sees you flipping them off.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I was crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I assume everybody's got a gun these days, so I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Want to irritate, right, that's a safe assumption.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I don't want to I don't want to irritate drivers.
I don't know what they have in their cars. I
don't know who the person is in front of me,
so I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Yeah, the stuff you see on the news every day,
there's people that are mining their own business and they're
not doing jack shit and they get their ass kicked.
If you if you if somebody's crazy, and I'm obviously
Gondhi was just was just fucking with you. But if
somebody's crazy enough to do that to a stranger that
they don't know, you can't engage with that person because
if they're crazy enough to do that, then who knows
what else they'll do to you.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It took me about five minutes to realize it was
Garrett and Gandhi, But I did lose my shit after
like five minutes of following this car really slowly. And
then you know, that's when I start screaming in my
own car to Andrew and SAand like, you believe.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
This motherfucker in front of me? Can you believe it?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
But you know what, five minutes is a long time
for somebody to slow you down. That's actually a lot
of patience.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Then I saw someone giving me the finger from the
other side, which was Garrett, and I started hawk. I
start nailing the horn like I still they know it
was him, until finally Sam said, oh.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
My god, it's Garrett. It's Gary Gandhi.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh yes, so thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
But it was definitely an experiment in patience. I feel
like for the most part, you were very patient. I
had more patience than most people would have.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But once I broke you. Once I broke you, you
were crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But I know, yeah, it took him.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Actually, I'd ride in the car with Scary all the time,
and I will say it took him much longer to
react then I thought it would. Because normally, when we're
in the car, even if somebody tries to cut them off,
we'll get to a light and he's like, watch, watch,
I'm gonna burn this motherfucker, like immediately as soon.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
As we pull up. Usually the motherfucker in question is
like a bus.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Like a New York City bus, Like, of course you're
gonna hurt him, but it's funny because he'll peel out
and go around him. So I was like, wow, he
really took a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Would you get up here? I have like a supermode
on your gear.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Shift, like sport mode.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Sport mode.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, so I clicked I clicked the gear to the left,
which gives me a quicker pickup.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So if I'm in a red light and I hit
that gas, what is this Mario Kart? I will I will,
I will burn city car.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
So Danielle knowing that there was the one road like
we're getting on and I was like, he's going to
try to get around me, and Gandhi even said it.
So I was ready to slowly go to the left
and slowly go to the right because I don't have
that sport mode in my FOD escape.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So I was like, how do I get to him?
So I slowly go to the left, slowly go to
the word It was.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
It was a fun experiment, honestly because Scary really was patient,
but then watching his face of just pure anger going
from happy, joyous to what the hell are you doing
over there? And then and then back to happiness once
he realized it was Gandhi and I.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
But see now I take from this experiment that Scary's
actually got more patience than I thought he did. He
has a lot more than I do.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
He did.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I think it's because he had two people in the
car with him. If he was by himself, we would
have had a different.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Scarrol after work, I'm detoxing, I'm coming down from I
think he.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Says more about Garrett that like he fucked with you
for five minutes. Like if it's like three minutes, that's fine,
but like Garrett was determined to get a reaction out
of you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, but it was interesting.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Sam had our phone, our head down in the phone
the entire time, and then and Skeary's like getting frustrated.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Sam didn't even blink and then Sam.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Get out got out of the car because Andrew was
part of that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, well, Gandhi called Andrew.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
It was like what you're talking about because we were
off the whole time.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sorry, Oh is this when yesterday you were freaking out
in the car. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, I have to admit it was pretty great once
I knew it was Garrett.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean, scary was laying on the Wait a second,
how long were you on the phone with them, and
they said, Hey, we're fucking with you guys. It's yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I only found out like maybe three minutes into it.
It was I think at the time that you said
you fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You fuck. I couldn't be wrong. Don't quote don't quote her.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Listen, we have places to go, and you know, I
will say driving outside of New York City, in other areas,
especially out west, they are nonchalant about driving and getting places.
Maybe listen, it may not be like that in the
metropolitan areas. Like but but I feel like there's no
sense of urgency to really.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Accomplish any task, let alone driving.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
You can walk into a fast food place and and
it's like, wow, this is this is crazy. This is
taking a long time for this food to arrive because
I'm used to a sense of urgency the New York.
We've heard of what the New York minut is, and
that is to accomplish so much and you're always on
the go and you're you're being you. You speak and you
(08:07):
read with conviction. Right, that doesn't happen out outside of here.
I could be wrong, Scotty, shake your head.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
You're totally right.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
But I don't see it with Froggy though, because I
have friends that live in Florida. They're just very like
laxadaiso like lackadaisical like that.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
That drives me crazy though, Like I always say, this
the moody. If I get behind somebody on the road
and they're driving below the speed limit, I'm like, if
you wanted to get somewhere that fucking slow, then why
don't you just leave home later?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
But you know what my uncle says, because he's that
guy that drives wobble of the speed limit, he says,
that is the limit.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's the highest thing go. No one tells you how
slow you can go.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
I think the speed limit that's it's suggesting, that's how
fast you should go.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Yeah, my dad got a ticket for going too slow
one time. That like, okay, so in our area on
one of the express ways, the speed limit is fifty
five and it says minimum speed forty right next to her,
and you got to take it for doing thirty seven
one time. Yeah, well, you know what, you know what,
You never know what people are doing.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You know.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
There are sometimes where I just want to kill time,
so I'll drive slow. I don't go crazy fast, you know.
And then there are sometimes where I'm I have an
appointment to get to and I want a gun, and
I want to do seventy and the dick in front
of me is doing sixty right, you know, and sometimes
I'm that dick. It just it depends on be slow
in the left lane. Oh yeah, that's sure.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You can't. You cannot be in your left lane. And
that is the passing lane, right, that's the lane that
you go into to get ahead of other people.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Can I say something? If you live in an area
where there's an HOV lane, this drives me absolutely batshit
crazy because when I'm driving home from here, there's an
HOV lane on the Long Island Expressway. But it's not
an effect in the hours that I'm driving so but
people still think it is. So they're doing fifty five
with like four people and that No, it's the fast
lane when it's outside of the hours. You don't ever
(09:54):
sit there doing fifty five miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I know what I'm doing after work.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It drives me.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
You can't cross over the or you can't get around them.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Not I'm going to need three other people to come
home with me because I'm taking the long way home
to go to Long Island today.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
You don't know, they don't have to be for anyone
that you could be alone and in the lane when
it's not.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
In effect, I'm doing it just a pissue off so
stupid read the spine.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
You know how you can tell Scotty's getting amped is
when his hands start to fly around and he gets
a little jazz hands like he was just doing that's
the best.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
People are dumb and just read the sign. It makes
me so angry off someone hugg him, Andrew hug him. No, don't, Okay,
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
So away from road rage.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, let's change the subject. How's your sister's wedding planning
coming along? Oh, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
The wedding is planned right now.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
How's the run up? I mean is when is the
actual wedding date?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
So the wedding is on Friday? So I will not
be in on Friday or on on.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Friday, I should say I will be off. It's all good.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
It's just we've had a lot of people drop out
because a lot of our friends and family live in
Florida and the fleights are canceled and there's no way
that you can get around this one.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
So you know, it is what it is.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
That it all.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
She's fine. She's like pretty pretty relaxing, low key.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
She's a lot like.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Me in that sense where it's like, what are you
gonna do? What's up, Scotty.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
I'm sorry I need to get angry about one more
traffic thing, because, by all me, I was thinking about this.
So you know, most towns have red light cameras in
their town, you know, So you go through the red
light and you get a ticket. People drive me nuts.
If the light is green, you inch over the line.
You don't sit at the stop line. When the light
is green, you inch over and you wait till you
(11:33):
can turn. You're allowed to turn on a yellow light.
You don't have to stop on a yellow light. People
jam on their brakes and back get out of here,
and they back up. They back up on a yellow light.
You don't not gonna get a ticket for going through
a yellow light, you idiots. That's all. Sorry?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
What else crimes your year?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Scotty?
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Scotty?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
What by no?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
I just wrote a ticket to the congressman about a
bike light?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You wrote to the congressman.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Yeah, I had to. I thought there was so safety hazard.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
What is the hazard?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Tell us about it now?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
It's it's really it's just stupid. There's like by my house,
there's a bike path that crosses a major road and
they put this light there that blinks yellow. Then turns
red when a cyclist hits the button, but then it
starts flashing red for the motorists, and the don't walkhand
is still flashing for the cyclists, which means a cyclist
thinks that they can still go across the street, while
the cars think that they can still go. The lights
(12:21):
just need to be synced up, that's all. It's just
what people are going to get hit, and it's going
to be me. And then I called the town Safety
office yesterday because a tree fell down in a park and.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Yeah, you are that fucking guy, Bro, you really are.
I love you like a brother, but you are that guy.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
They immediately came and roped it off. And I'm like, yep,
my phone call did that from his call? That's rights?
I want action.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
How many minutes we have left because I got a
problem with United Airlines? All right? Well, I want to know.
I want to know if I'm right or wrong? Are well?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
So last Sundays the night, last Sunday night, coming back
from Miami, I had to get home because we had
to do the show Monday morning. So starting at two
o'clock in the afternoon, here it comes. Your flight is
delayed thirty minutes, and you know how this goes. You
get to the airport, flights delayed, another thirty, another thirty,
another thirty. The two people on the ground at Miami
(13:23):
Airport in the United gate didn't make any announcements, didn't care,
They didn't say a word or what was going on.
They had to have people chase them down and say,
what the fuck is going on? Why is this plane
being delayed four different times? And the guy goes, oh,
it's a bathroom issue and they're fixing it, mate.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And then so so.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
We don't know, like like we don't know it's gonna
like take off one day, but like maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Not to day.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Like we don't know what that accent that's Miami, Miami
as a whole.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It turned into Wisconsin at the end.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
After the fourth and they finally got in the allowed
speaking and I'm like, look, the plane is gonna take
off within the next hour. We go up to them
and say, are you sure this plane is gonna go
off because I still have a chance to get on
another flight and fix this. They're like, yeah, absolutely gonna happen.
We are definitely gonna take off. There's no reason why
it won't. Thirty minutes into that way. It's now seven
(14:19):
to fifteen PM, a flight that was supposed to leave
at four thirty. This flight is canceled and will be
rescheduled to tomorrow morning. We all go bonkers. Everyone starts scrambling.
I run down the hallway to Delta's terminal and get
on the last flight of the night to a different airport.
I instead of flying into Newark to LaGuardia and get
(14:41):
on an eight o'clock flight.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Then I had to pay one hundred and fifty dollars
to Oof.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
For Uber to send me home, to get me home
fucking four hundred and fifty dollars later, because there's three
hundred and fifty for the flight I get home at midnight.
I finally get home. Now what am I entitled to?
Is my question?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Well, first of all, you should have used your Uber
points that are expired.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Yes, am I not entitled to my Obviously, the flight
got canceled.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I get my money back there.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
But shouldn't United pick up the cost of my Delta
flight and the one hundred and fifty dollars Uber that
it took for me to get home.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I mean probably you can probably petition for that.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
It's just going to take a long time with the
back and forth with the company to get it.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Hold on, I.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Think I get that plus a travel voucher for all
the stress.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And anxiety serio.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
Imagine if they did that for everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, well then they should.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Actually let's not think about everybody else, you know, right.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Listen, that's on them.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
But I am definitely entitled to them paying for my
Delta flight and my Uber home and I want a
travel voucher on United because I spent the whole fucking
day in your airport, in the airport.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
With misinformation or no information. I mean, it's disgusting, alanmember.
All I do is fly United.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
But if you're speaking so highly of them right now,
why would you want to fly them again?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Because well, because you know why?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Because I trust that this was an anomaly and this
won't happen again. But they I need to regain my
trust and my passion in their airline I've used.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
But don't you think that I deserve at least that
and a travel voucher.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
That's nothing too greedy, right for my time and my
stress and my anxiety.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Is right, I will say this as far as United goes.
So when Lisa was trying to get to Vegas. We
booked her on United and she was on the very
first flight out of Jacksonville to Houston and the Houston.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
On to Vegas.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
The flight got in the night before because she was
on a six TOZHO five flight. That flight landed the
night before at nine point thirty. So it's been sitting
at Jacksonville International all night long. Right, they get on
the plane, load the plane. As they start to push
the plane away, they're like, oh, we have a problem
with a tire. We're gonna sit there for.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
A little bit.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
So then they deep planed it and they canceled the flight.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
She gets her flight back.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So I got her flight back the new flight plus
a travel down, but she.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Didn't I had to spend as we were just I
was panicking to get her to Vegas. I just used
miles and put her on adulta flight and got her
in a Vegan.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'm never going to get that back. You got to
call that in. You've got it? Who do I call?
You got it?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I know, because you know what happens.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
You're gonna call and then you're going to be on
hold for I shit, you not seven.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
And a half hours.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That music.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Transfer you and they hang up on you, and then
you're going to want to take a hostage.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
It's going to be even worse. You have to email.
I think you have to email the company about it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I did.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Sometimes you can.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Not that I've done this social media, but you can
know social media, you can do that too. But you
can find the CEO's address, their email address and get
them like copy them on the email.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Usually they get back to you when you do that.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Oh well, in both these cases, yours and mind, these
were their problem. This was not weather related, because there's
a lot of people a lot of times they get
out of it because it's weather related and that that
that's a force of nature. But these were specific issues
with their planes and the problem and it's all on them.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And I love again, Love United. I just want to
see the me.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm gonna have road rage. We're way over.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Whoever ship the bathroom should be responsible.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That should probably happen. They clogged the toilet.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, because that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
People come forward with that one.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
There's that sign there that says, you know, you know,
clogging this toilet with other things than toilet paper will
cause flight delays.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's right there over the toilet seat.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
Okay, we're way over, by the way, what do yes?
When Scary asked me to tell the story, I told
him we had two and a half minutes. We're now,
we're now five all six minutes over.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That's a scary story in a it's okay though he's right.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
I agree with him, but I just don't think they're
gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And this podcast give me my money back.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
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