July 6, 2023 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fifteen morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Let's do it the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. We've
got a bullhouse today. We've got Froggy in Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Frog.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We've got Scotti b in the the interrogation room.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Hi s nothing in there?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Artwork?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Come on, we can't we get our friend Callen to
do some of this stuff in there?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Look? Why not?
Speaker 6 (00:34):
The hoard is slowly, slowly starting though. I see a
table that has been moved in. It's got a microwave,
some cereal envelopes.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You're hoarding.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
There's gonna be for Scotty.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
I need space for things.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
There's more people here like Gandhi and Scary, and there's Garrett,
Danielle and straight Nate.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Straight Nate wants to start the charge. What happened over
the weekends that you need our help?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, So went with some friends and Heather to restaurant
and it was a very good Italian restaurant and they
had specials. So I say, hey, what are your specials.
One of the specials was veal milanaise good, excellent. I
love it. Anytime I can order it, I say yes,
I go, that sounds great, I'll have that. She goes,
there's only two left. I go, great, put my order in.
(01:17):
Everybody else wasn't ready to order. So she leaves the
table and then she comes back and she goes, there,
we're all out, but didn't I order it? She goes, well,
everybody has to order. I go, well, make me separate,
like she.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Could have put one aside for you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yes, she could have.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I know there have been many.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Times at restaurants where someone whoever's waiting gus would say,
let me run back and just make sure they say it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yes I do. She said there was two. I said,
hold one for me. I mean, at first I thought
it was one of those scams like Scary's doorbell cameras.
There's more than forty. Come on, let's be real. But
what I'm saying is what I'm saying. What I'm saying
is I said I wanted it, and she didn't put
(02:02):
it through. What did you wind up eating?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Instead?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I got the chicken millenate, which was actually excellent.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Okay, you want it veeled over chicken, and you know
it's a baby cow with little blue eyes exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I think it's better off you didn't have the chicken.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But anyway, so what did you say to her?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I didn't, So when the time for the tip came,
I'm like, do I like, let it reflect on that
because she kind of she kind of did me dirty
there right, Like she could have put it in, she
could have held it. It was a busy restaurant. The
two left because there's no.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Passion for Portnate. He lost out on the vedicle.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I so that he wanted the villa in the first place.
I've seen the videos. You don't want what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Tonight's point.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Sometimes something will jump out of the menu at a
restaurant and I get very excited and really psyched for it.
So something jumps out of particular not this month, because
I see it now, I wanted and my mind is
focused and laser focused.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Again that item.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
So the fact that he wasn't able to have it,
I feel for him.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And she said there are only two left. Yes, So
she shouldn't have said anything exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So I mean, I immediately it was a knee jerk reaction. Oh,
put one in for me. I don't care about these
other mother efforts. Put my order in. Well, that's nice, I.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Think you should be mad at the rest of your
table for not being ready to order it.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I kind of was a little bit. I'm like, why
do you just.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Like because no, no, they expected her to go to
the kitchen and say hold on.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
To that table when I was just waiting for somebody
to blame.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And but then your food's gonna come out before everybody else's.
Then it's gonna be called no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Just because they hold it doesn't mean they're gonna cook it.
They're not gonna, as they say it in the food industry,
fire it.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I'm another rest question.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's what they say. You're gonna fire up a vehicle,
fire tables not ready.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I okay.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
So when people send you complimentary dishes before you order,
is it bad then if you're filled from the dishes
that they've sent you and now you don't want food
or do you still have to order food?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I feel guilty like I should order. Yeah, yeah, I
will tell you. Danielle and I we love Fresco by Scotto. Yeah,
we go all the time. And our friend Rosanna Scotto
and her family Lena and Mom, and they always bring
out mountains of food and you're like and they they
bring out a menu and you're like, that was so.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Kind of them. I can't just eat their food and
go home. I've got to order. So you order, then
you take it home or whatever. See your point though.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
And just to clarify for people, we we sometimes know
the people that run the restaurants and they send us
free food. Because that's that was like a very foreign
thing for me. Yeah, well, what about when the opposite happens.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
When you know that you know the chef or somebody,
and you sit down and you tell everybody at the table,
all right, there's gonna be some food coming out.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Don't okay, don't do that, you know, so you.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Order a little bit, but then you leave some holes
there hoping that you know, you're gambling really at that
point that the food that they're gonna give you, the
food that you didn't or that you wanted to order. Well,
it happened to a friend of mine over the weekend,
not me because I'm not eating.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Because they expected it, but it never came.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Those are gifts. You shouldn't count on those.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
Well, the chef wasn't there to give the free food,
so the person who wandered all the appetizers instead of
ordering numbers one, two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
They different.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
This is what's so different between Scary and the rest
of right. They don't go to a restaurant on let's
go there because I gonna bring free food. It wasn't me,
It was a friend of mine.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Do that, but you do that? You just so Bobby
Flay was out of town. It wasn't was it chef.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Wasn't it giving me free food?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
So you know today is day Brody's birthday. I can't
believe you're throwing him under the bus, Like that's not nice.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's the best gift that guy can get.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
What you throw him under the butter gift attention.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We don't want attention on our birthdays.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Scary, you're such a laughing out.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Are truly an asshole, Like you don't have any feet
left to put in your mind.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You called me the F word during the show. Did
you called me an F A J?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You know you said you're a fun magnet.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
So I said, if you put those words together, you're
a fagnet.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
No fun.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If you not f a no, but magnet is magnet
is agnet.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
You're going to pick one of the two.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So you went with fag that so you give fun
is only three letters could give it in these two.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So FuG net does work better than faginet.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Dumb as.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Anyway, moving on, moving on nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I do think it's interesting you and your ilk will
go to restaurants and just expect the free food to
We don't expect it.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
You don't want to be overfilled, So like, let's just
eat lightly because if and then fill in the blanks
with what they give us.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
But sometimes what they give you isn't you know, not
what you anticipated they're gonna get. I am extremely grateful
if they throw a crumar away.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And the thing is, I've been to restaurants many times
owned by friends who say, no, no, you can't pay anything.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You have to eat for free. I can't go back.
I cannot eat for free. That's not fair, it's horrible.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I always if you support your friends and their businesses,
like you buy from them, you give them your money.
You don't get it for free. That's hurting them.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
A lot of times we go to car mines and
I know, like they'll throw in some stuff, but a
lot of times they throw in the dessert. And they
have that one big thing called the Titanic you do.
So I'm like, sometimes I feel guilty because you can't
take that home, Like there's no way to take that
home because it's ice cream and it's gonna melt. So
I feel like, oh my gosh, how am I going
to eat this now that they've given it to us?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I don't know what to do because we're so fun.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
There's no dog running around of eating so good.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
We have we have shared with the table next to
us at car Mines because he'll send out these giant
ant the whatever you guys came at deposit things, and
and you know, we'll go to the table next on
us and say, hey, listen, we're never gonna eat even
three quarters of this, please take some. So we've done
It's kind of weird, but we've done that.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, I've done that too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You can check in with Froggy.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
As you know, his wife Lisa has a really kick
ass new job and so she's out of town for
nine days. She's been out for three so far, right
Saturday Saturday? Well yeah about three two and a ha three.
How are you doing so far? Knowing you have a
full week ahead by yourself, Well.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
You know what I need all the places that I
like to eat that she doesn't like to eat. So
now I'm two days. Yeah, we know what am I
gonna do again? No, I'm going to go to the
store on the way home and get some frozen dinner
and just like just kind of eat that stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Yeah, because all the places, there's places that we like
to go together. I don't want to go to those
places because that's that kind of our spot and the
place she doesn't like. I've already exhausted all that, So
now I'll just like eat frozen dinner and wait for
her to get home and and just be bored. I really,
I really do miss her, though, I'd be honest with you.
It's not just like a sexual thing. It has nothing
(09:15):
to do with that.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's just for once.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
No, I enjoy the conversation that we have. I enjoy
when we mess around with each other, like I really do.
I I miss that, and and she gets me up
and gets me doing things that I don't normally like
to do. She's like, come on, we're gonna go do this,
We're gonna go do that, And I'm not doing any
of that.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
She's your best friend. So with this new job, I mean,
should we be back on with Sunday? Does she have
another one of these trips coming up?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Yeah, she's got one in two weeks. She's got another one,
and she's got two in March. Yeah, I don't this.
This is gonna be tough.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You can do it, buddy. How dare she better than you?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Like this?
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Do you guys think she'd be okay if I have
like a girlfriend on the weekends.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I think she'd be totally fine with.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Dis disproved the old expression absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yes.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Absolutely. You should see our text messages. We haven't had
a slight disagreement of any kind. All we do is
tell each other how much we miss each other and
how she can't wait to come home.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Sure, she'll walk in that door, you'll give her a
big hug and kiss. It'll be just a matter of
moments until you go back to the living hell.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Of course, as soon as she notices that rug.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh yeah, why do you bring that up? Let's not
talk about that. Has anyone sent message to her about
you ruining her rug?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Not yet? Well, not that you know.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I talked to her today and she didn't ask me
anything or say anything. She has telling else.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
But I'm telling you, if nobody tells her, she will
not notice this.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I did. Is it white?
Speaker 9 (10:45):
It's off white, off white with great diamonds.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You spilled a spilled an entire can of Chef boy
or d Well.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
It was close to that. It was enough that it
was enough that there's no way to clean it up.
I even tried to turn the rug and put the
soiled area underneath the couch. You wouldn't see it, but
it's it's it's too large.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Women notice everything. They definitely do. You're just gonna figure
it out. My boyfriend tried to sneak a fake fish
in not a fake one, but a fish that was
replacing a dead fish. I noticed it immediately, right He's liked,
how the fuck did you see that? Because it's a
different fish.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Dude, what are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
So?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I bet you think that.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
This rug's like real close. It's not as close as
you think it.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
I'm telling if I showed you a picture, you'd be shocked.
It is so close. The only difference is going to
be if it's real thin and it's not thick. But
I just somebody on the text messaging said to order
a rug pad to put underneath it. That'll make it
feel So I order a rug pad trog.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Do you think it's a good idea just to try
to get away with us or should you just be
forthcoming and admit to what happened.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
I think that my efforts, in of how much I'm
trying to fix my mistake, is going to make up
for any anger, is what I think you're hiding it?
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Well, I think that your effort is great. But if
you just tell her, hey, I kind of fucked up
the rug, but don't worry. I went out and got
one exactly like it and this pad, We're good. I
think she'll really appreciate that.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
I'll see and I'm taking the dogs on walks every day.
I send my video proof. I even post some of
the video proof online so so people know that I'm
doing I'm doing it as I'm told. Well my life, I.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Say, go the Gandhi gaslight route. This is different.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Now what.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know I did this years ago?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I flooded my house while Sheldon was in Los Angeles.
So the toilet I broke, you know, the ball on
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yep, I broke it.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I didn't know that there was a little knob behind
the toilet that you just shut off and then all
the water stops. I had no idea, So you do.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I'm screaming down, up and down the block. I flooded
the house.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
My dad was a life at the time. I mean
to the point where the water it was clean water,
but it was coming through everything, the ceiling. My dad
came over. He helped me replace the ceiling. I got
a cleaning lady. I cleaned everything. You would never have known.
But of course when he got home, I fessed up
and told him, and he said, I appreciate you telling
me the truth. So Seafrog tell her is good.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You should just tell her because she's gonna catch you.
We're eventually gonna tell her anyway.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
I think.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Please don't tell her before she gets home home and
see it. Yeah, okay, don't worry.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
We got to get out of here. We've exhausted this.
This poor horse. Put it in the bar. We'll see
you next time.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Have a great day. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fifteen morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Let's do it the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. We've
got a bullhouse today. We've got Froggy in Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Frog.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We've got Scotti b in the the interrogation room.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Hi s nothing in there?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Artwork?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Come on, we can't we get our friend Callen to
do some of this stuff in there?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Look? Why not?
Speaker 6 (00:34):
The hoard is slowly, slowly starting though. I see a
table that has been moved in. It's got a microwave,
some cereal envelopes.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You're hoarding.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
There's gonna be for Scotty.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
I need space for things.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
There's more people here like Gandhi and Scary, and there's Garrett,
Danielle and straight Nate.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Straight Nate wants to start the charge. What happened over
the weekends that you need our help?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, So went with some friends and Heather to restaurant
and it was a very good Italian restaurant and they
had specials. So I say, hey, what are your specials.
One of the specials was veal milanaise good, excellent. I
love it. Anytime I can order it, I say yes,
I go, that sounds great, I'll have that. She goes,
there's only two left. I go, great, put my order in.
(01:17):
Everybody else wasn't ready to order. So she leaves the
table and then she comes back and she goes, there,
we're all out, but didn't I order it? She goes, well,
everybody has to order. I go, well, make me separate,
like she.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Could have put one aside for you.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yes, she could have.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I know there have been many.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Times at restaurants where someone whoever's waiting gus would say,
let me run back and just make sure they say it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yes I do. She said there was two. I said,
hold one for me. I mean, at first I thought
it was one of those scams like Scary's doorbell cameras.
There's more than forty. Come on, let's be real. But
what I'm saying is what I'm saying. What I'm saying
is I said I wanted it, and she didn't put
(02:02):
it through. What did you wind up eating?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Instead?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I got the chicken millenate, which was actually excellent.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Okay, you want it veeled over chicken, and you know
it's a baby cow with little blue eyes exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I think it's better off you didn't have the chicken.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But anyway, so what did you say to her?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I didn't, So when the time for the tip came,
I'm like, do I like, let it reflect on that
because she kind of she kind of did me dirty
there right, Like she could have put it in, she
could have held it. It was a busy restaurant. The
two left because there's no.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Passion for Portnate. He lost out on the vedicle.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I so that he wanted the villa in the first place.
I've seen the videos. You don't want what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Tonight's point.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Sometimes something will jump out of the menu at a
restaurant and I get very excited and really psyched for it.
So something jumps out of particular not this month, because
I see it now, I wanted and my mind is
focused and laser focused.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Again that item.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
So the fact that he wasn't able to have it,
I feel for him.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And she said there are only two left. Yes, So
she shouldn't have said anything exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So I mean, I immediately it was a knee jerk reaction. Oh,
put one in for me. I don't care about these
other mother efforts. Put my order in. Well, that's nice, I.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Think you should be mad at the rest of your
table for not being ready to order it.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I kind of was a little bit. I'm like, why
do you just.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Like because no, no, they expected her to go to
the kitchen and say hold on.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
To that table when I was just waiting for somebody
to blame.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And but then your food's gonna come out before everybody else's.
Then it's gonna be called no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Just because they hold it doesn't mean they're gonna cook it.
They're not gonna, as they say it in the food industry,
fire it.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I'm another rest question.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's what they say. You're gonna fire up a vehicle,
fire tables not ready.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I okay.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
So when people send you complimentary dishes before you order,
is it bad then if you're filled from the dishes
that they've sent you and now you don't want food
or do you still have to order food?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I feel guilty like I should order. Yeah, yeah, I
will tell you. Danielle and I we love Fresco by Scotto. Yeah,
we go all the time. And our friend Rosanna Scotto
and her family Lena and Mom, and they always bring
out mountains of food and you're like and they they
bring out a menu and you're like, that was so.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Kind of them. I can't just eat their food and
go home. I've got to order. So you order, then
you take it home or whatever. See your point though.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
And just to clarify for people, we we sometimes know
the people that run the restaurants and they send us
free food. Because that's that was like a very foreign
thing for me. Yeah, well, what about when the opposite happens.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
When you know that you know the chef or somebody,
and you sit down and you tell everybody at the table,
all right, there's gonna be some food coming out.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Don't okay, don't do that, you know, so you.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Order a little bit, but then you leave some holes
there hoping that you know, you're gambling really at that
point that the food that they're gonna give you, the
food that you didn't or that you wanted to order. Well,
it happened to a friend of mine over the weekend,
not me because I'm not eating.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Because they expected it, but it never came.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Those are gifts. You shouldn't count on those.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
Well, the chef wasn't there to give the free food,
so the person who wandered all the appetizers instead of
ordering numbers one, two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
They different.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
This is what's so different between Scary and the rest
of right. They don't go to a restaurant on let's
go there because I gonna bring free food. It wasn't me,
It was a friend of mine.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Do that, but you do that? You just so Bobby
Flay was out of town. It wasn't was it chef.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Wasn't it giving me free food?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
So you know today is day Brody's birthday. I can't
believe you're throwing him under the bus, Like that's not nice.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's the best gift that guy can get.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
What you throw him under the butter gift attention.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We don't want attention on our birthdays.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Scary, you're such a laughing out.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Are truly an asshole, Like you don't have any feet
left to put in your mind.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You called me the F word during the show. Did
you called me an F A J?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You know you said you're a fun magnet.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
So I said, if you put those words together, you're
a fagnet.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
No fun.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If you not f a no, but magnet is magnet
is agnet.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
You're going to pick one of the two.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So you went with fag that so you give fun
is only three letters could give it in these two.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So FuG net does work better than faginet.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Dumb as.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Anyway, moving on, moving on nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I do think it's interesting you and your ilk will
go to restaurants and just expect the free food to
We don't expect it.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
You don't want to be overfilled, So like, let's just
eat lightly because if and then fill in the blanks
with what they give us.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
But sometimes what they give you isn't you know, not
what you anticipated they're gonna get. I am extremely grateful
if they throw a crumar away.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
And the thing is, I've been to restaurants many times
owned by friends who say, no, no, you can't pay anything.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You have to eat for free. I can't go back.
I cannot eat for free. That's not fair, it's horrible.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I always if you support your friends and their businesses,
like you buy from them, you give them your money.
You don't get it for free. That's hurting them.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
A lot of times we go to car mines and
I know, like they'll throw in some stuff, but a
lot of times they throw in the dessert. And they
have that one big thing called the Titanic you do.
So I'm like, sometimes I feel guilty because you can't
take that home, Like there's no way to take that
home because it's ice cream and it's gonna melt. So
I feel like, oh my gosh, how am I going
to eat this now that they've given it to us?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I don't know what to do because we're so fun.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
There's no dog running around of eating so good.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
We have we have shared with the table next to
us at car Mines because he'll send out these giant
ant the whatever you guys came at deposit things, and
and you know, we'll go to the table next on
us and say, hey, listen, we're never gonna eat even
three quarters of this, please take some. So we've done
It's kind of weird, but we've done that.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, I've done that too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You can check in with Froggy.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
As you know, his wife Lisa has a really kick
ass new job and so she's out of town for
nine days. She's been out for three so far, right
Saturday Saturday? Well yeah about three two and a ha three.
How are you doing so far? Knowing you have a
full week ahead by yourself, Well.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
You know what I need all the places that I
like to eat that she doesn't like to eat. So
now I'm two days. Yeah, we know what am I
gonna do again? No, I'm going to go to the
store on the way home and get some frozen dinner
and just like just kind of eat that stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Yeah, because all the places, there's places that we like
to go together. I don't want to go to those
places because that's that kind of our spot and the
place she doesn't like. I've already exhausted all that, So
now I'll just like eat frozen dinner and wait for
her to get home and and just be bored. I really,
I really do miss her, though, I'd be honest with you.
It's not just like a sexual thing. It has nothing
(09:15):
to do with that.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's just for once.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
No, I enjoy the conversation that we have. I enjoy
when we mess around with each other, like I really do.
I I miss that, and and she gets me up
and gets me doing things that I don't normally like
to do. She's like, come on, we're gonna go do this,
We're gonna go do that, And I'm not doing any
of that.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
She's your best friend. So with this new job, I mean,
should we be back on with Sunday? Does she have
another one of these trips coming up?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Yeah, she's got one in two weeks. She's got another one,
and she's got two in March. Yeah, I don't this.
This is gonna be tough.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You can do it, buddy. How dare she better than you?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Like this?
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Do you guys think she'd be okay if I have
like a girlfriend on the weekends.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I think she'd be totally fine with.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Dis disproved the old expression absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yes.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Absolutely. You should see our text messages. We haven't had
a slight disagreement of any kind. All we do is
tell each other how much we miss each other and
how she can't wait to come home.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Sure, she'll walk in that door, you'll give her a
big hug and kiss. It'll be just a matter of
moments until you go back to the living hell.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Of course, as soon as she notices that rug.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh yeah, why do you bring that up? Let's not
talk about that. Has anyone sent message to her about
you ruining her rug?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Not yet? Well, not that you know.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I talked to her today and she didn't ask me
anything or say anything. She has telling else.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
But I'm telling you, if nobody tells her, she will
not notice this.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I did. Is it white?
Speaker 9 (10:45):
It's off white, off white with great diamonds.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You spilled a spilled an entire can of Chef boy
or d Well.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
It was close to that. It was enough that it
was enough that there's no way to clean it up.
I even tried to turn the rug and put the
soiled area underneath the couch. You wouldn't see it, but
it's it's it's too large.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Women notice everything. They definitely do. You're just gonna figure
it out. My boyfriend tried to sneak a fake fish
in not a fake one, but a fish that was
replacing a dead fish. I noticed it immediately, right He's liked,
how the fuck did you see that? Because it's a
different fish.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Dude, what are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
So?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I bet you think that.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
This rug's like real close. It's not as close as
you think it.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
I'm telling if I showed you a picture, you'd be shocked.
It is so close. The only difference is going to
be if it's real thin and it's not thick. But
I just somebody on the text messaging said to order
a rug pad to put underneath it. That'll make it
feel So I order a rug pad trog.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Do you think it's a good idea just to try
to get away with us or should you just be
forthcoming and admit to what happened.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
I think that my efforts, in of how much I'm
trying to fix my mistake, is going to make up
for any anger, is what I think you're hiding it?
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Well, I think that your effort is great. But if
you just tell her, hey, I kind of fucked up
the rug, but don't worry. I went out and got
one exactly like it and this pad, We're good. I
think she'll really appreciate that.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
I'll see and I'm taking the dogs on walks every day.
I send my video proof. I even post some of
the video proof online so so people know that I'm
doing I'm doing it as I'm told. Well my life, I.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Say, go the Gandhi gaslight route. This is different.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Now what.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know I did this years ago?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I flooded my house while Sheldon was in Los Angeles.
So the toilet I broke, you know, the ball on
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yep, I broke it.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I didn't know that there was a little knob behind
the toilet that you just shut off and then all
the water stops. I had no idea, So you do.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I'm screaming down, up and down the block. I flooded
the house.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
My dad was a life at the time. I mean
to the point where the water it was clean water,
but it was coming through everything, the ceiling. My dad
came over. He helped me replace the ceiling. I got
a cleaning lady. I cleaned everything. You would never have known.
But of course when he got home, I fessed up
and told him, and he said, I appreciate you telling
me the truth. So Seafrog tell her is good.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You should just tell her because she's gonna catch you.
We're eventually gonna tell her anyway.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
I think.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Please don't tell her before she gets home home and
see it. Yeah, okay, don't worry.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
We got to get out of here. We've exhausted this.
This poor horse. Put it in the bar. We'll see
you next time.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
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